The fires in Chili, the rains in South California...we can all agree on the fact that climate change is real and must be a priority to deal with. My deepest thoughts to the people living in these areas. Great monologue, as always. "Merci" to Stephen Colbert & the writers. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
I wish, but the majority of people are more worried about their day to day issues than something overarching like climate change. It’s just easier for them to get their heads around smaller problems especially when there isn’t any real plan to fix climate change.
Hey Canadian here and have lived in the same area for 6 decades/ I have watched the climate change here No more ice fishing No more outdoor rinks and no more fun stuff in the snow. Heck we get rain now instead of snow
@@scottnunnemaker5209scientists always try to not be called alarmist, but in 20 years daily survival of global warming will take precedent over taking care of climate change.
5:14 if you think about it, we all (no matter our age) have moments where we get distracted by something and interrupt ourselves. If we are being honest, at time we have all forgotten where we left off. HE DIDN'T FORGET.
And I've hated Trump within the first minute of listening to that pompous windbag brag about himself in the 1980's. Maybe time to do better? Oh and wah, wah, wah. Was it taxes or protecting the environment that your business suffered so poorly from?
Great seeing my hometown of Ventura in here...that surf shop has been there for decades the original patagonia brand is right up the street too...hope the stores were safe ❤
@@rcpmac "I'm not in a cult, you're in a cult" isn't exactly a convincing rejoinder. I'm not fighting Apple, I'm pointing out the well-known phenomenon of cultists who can't bear any criticism of Apple and who are happy to pay much higher prices as long as it has the Apple logo.
Biden, much like his "will you shut up man!" at their debate, says about Trump what we are all thinking. He just needs to say it publicly again this time!
I know people who thought Biden saying shut up was tacky and unpresidential. Same people had no objection to DJT interrupting moderators and debators. Or bragging about his junk in a primary debate. Amazing. Several changed their minds after J6, but reluctantly. They're so addicted to Culture Wars.
the rich want trump because hes at the boarder harvesting organs for the millions of people waiting on a kidney or liver stolen in broad day light from kids on the dirty street as they unalive in pain
Speaking of Groundhogs' Day, my 4 year old grandson told me all about it. He says "If the groundhog sees his shadow, it means 6 more days of Christmas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw Elvis in concert twice, got a good close look too. Living, breathing, three dimensional, he was the most beautiful human being I've ever seen. It was hard to believe he was even real. Trump makes Bozo the clown look handsome. He's so delusional it's somehow funny & sickening at the same time.
@terri6854 Elvis's physical beauty was there with or without either. He was beautiful with his natural dark blonde hair & stunning with it dyed black. From the age of 21 on, he was one of the most photographed people in the world...photos at home, performing on stage, movies..images with & without makeup, gorgeous either way. Pictures & newsreel footage of him during his Military Service (no such pics of Trump)...no makeup or hair dye in the Army but incredibly handsome anyway. Trump dyes his hair a garish color that's not even a normal human color. Same for his makeup which also looks like it was applied by a child. There is no comparison.
The Donald has a terrific hair problem at the moment. Because of the stress he's losing it fast. His implants start to look weirder and weirder and descend lower and lower on his forehead. So he steals Elvis' famous hairlock. He is the process of dementia and goes back to his youth. Elvis was his age, and had masses of women adoring him. Donald must have been jealous of him at the time and dreamt to be him..
@@terri6854 So did thousands of other stage performers, and he certainly wasn't the first male performer to do so. At least Elvis didn't wear lifts in his shoes and lie about his height, or wear a diaper. What's your point?
I dated a women who dated Elvis. ( she was 14 yeard older than me. Was.a flight attendant for a private jet service) She also said he was the most beautiful person she has ever. seen . She couldn't believe she.was allowed to touch him. So it must be true. He did have smooth skin I must say. She never gave personal details, and I didn't ask. I'm sure I would " fall short".
I grew up here and it used to rain a LOT in past decades until we went into that drought that lasted for over a decade. It's not that unusual, honestly.
@@charlotteduarte1564 Says the person chugging kool aid and bleach…. Dumpster Don don’t know what city or who he’s running against. But you keep drinking those Dolt45’s
Still raining here in Santa Barbara. Yesterday was a literal day of survival. Drove through a raging flooded stream to escape the evacuation zone that i had gotten closed off in. It had raised some 30ft to cross the embankment and road, when it's usually only a few inches deep of a stream. "Too weird to live. Too rare to die."
Biden just keeps impressing me more and more, he certainly has it right about the description of Trump and thankfully he wasn’t afraid to say it, vote, Joe
I cannot believe this bias propaganda & manipulative undertones of sarcastic poor losers - how is this platform legal. this is garbage media - you cry babies are going to have to suck it up for the next 4 years & shut the hell up. - Merica!
Water is draining off the streets of Torrance, CA here in South Bay L.A. County very nicely. All through the storm. But, the L.A. River almost over topping it's concrete walls in Studio City is concerning.
Thanks for mentioning CA but we live in Central and Northern CA too. I saw a eucalyptus tree take out a house today. They have very shallow roots. 6 people just in the Felton music community had trees slam into their houses including my teacher. A gentleman died yesterday from a group of trees falling on him. The grade in the Santa Cruz mountains is sudden and steep during the fires firefighters said this is the most dangerous terrain in the state. Now we have the trees falling in up to 100mph winds. 60-100mph. Thousands of trees down. Shout out to Santa Cruz and Big Sur who got pounded even worse. Also blessings to friends in So. Ca.as well its been like my apartment 2nd story is in a giant washing Machine. The rain flies side ways. Stop pissing off Mother Nature she is really hosing us.
Mother Nature might be telling us that some of her most beautiful bits of "terrain" .... Should be left untouched .... unmolested ..... uninhabited ..... And if your home is wiped out in a flood .... DON'T REBUILD IN THE SAME DAM SPOT ...... !!! there was a catastrophic flash flood in Rapid City SD a few decades back ..... more than 200 people killed .... It was quickly decided that no one would rebuild on that flood zone ...
I was thinking he just didn't have a full grasp of the geography. Central coast gets it bad just about every year but this one is a doozy and hit so many places that don't even usually get hit so bad - like San Diego. It is so sad! Those poor people.
Thanks to Fox News, Taylor Swift doesn’t need to endorse Biden anymore. Everyone knows that she likes Biden already, probably better than if she had done so herself!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Greetings from San Diego, where I realized I do not own a rain jacket or functioning umbrella prior to one of the worst rain and flooding we’ve seen in years
I can't believe Joe Biden said that. I actually started to believe that he couldn't be sharp at his age (still say there should be a maximum age), but he's clearly got situational awareness. God speed!
When it comes to your dear President being mentally sharp in his early 80s, I'll tell you a story. My mother-in-law turns 90 this year, and she's as mentally sharp as she's ever been. I've known her since 1986 when she was the head teacher (principal) of a school attached to a psychiatric hospital. So she was dealing with mentally ill teens and trying to educate them (trying to educate unwilling teens is a job and a half _without_ any illnesses involved. I know because my husband is a learner mentor for teens who didn't pass their English and maths exams at 16, which you're supposed to do here before you leave education. He loves "his kids" but they drive him doo-lally-tap on a daily basis! 😂). So you can imagine how sharp she was back then (she didn't take any crap off any of them, but in her own very successful way, she got them educated whilst the docs got them better). Since then, like President Biden, she's lost a daughter to leukaemia, seen another daughter go through a painful divorce in the USA after she'd retired - we're in the UK so she flew back and forth a few times a year to help the grandkids - and has not only welcomed 9 grandchildren but 4 great-grandchildren plus a recent official addition of an extra two (our eldest daughter had two, then had her own painful divorce, got together with her genuinely perfect partner whom we adore and who already had 2 sons the same age as hers. They had a daughter 5 years ago and tied the knot a few weeks ago! Just as we love our additional two grandsons, and have since we met them, she has opened her heart and done the same thing). All of this happened after leaving her husband after 33 years of marriage (I was the only one who wasn't surprised...), remaining married (she got his pension, not his later partner 😂) until he passed away, and losing her own "friend" a couple of months ago. She's determined to live longer alone than she did with my FIL! 🤣 (Don't get me wrong, I loved him dearly, but I live with his son so... There are times when I call hubby by his dad's name. I saw her mistake early on in our life together and trained him quickly!) With similar sadness to President Biden in his life, and the same obvious love for her family, she's remained ebullient, determined and funny, as well as being as sharp as a tack. She's lost a few steps, as they say, when it comes to physicality, but she still beats both me and my husband as we've both got degenerative spinal conditions (diagnosed about 15 years apart, me first after we'd been married about 10 years. Just one of those things). You don't need a _fast_ president - FDR is definitely one of your greatest ever leaders and the only way he was going to be "fast" was to take him to the top of a steep hill and let go of his wheelchair! (We live on a small but steep hill. After one "trip" out in the village, I refused to let my husband push me in a wheelchair ever again!) What you need is what you have; a smart, experienced, loving and compassionate person who is very highly regarded by your allies. As we seem to be in the Cold War Part 2, anyone more inclined to authoritarian/selfish rule would be a fricking disaster! Much love to my American friends (and I am not forgetting my family in NC!). Keep faith in Grampa Joe. He won't let you, or anyone else, down, I'm sure of it.
There shouldn't be a maximum age. That's a dumb idea. I've talked with very smart 70 year olds and extremely dumb 40 year olds. Plus, considering life expectancy is going up and one day humans might live to be 100s or 1000s of years old with future medicine advancements, that age limit is going to look even dumber.
The thing about Joe Biden is that he remembers the smallest people. So when he stops to say “Hi.” It’s because he genuinely remembered and wonders how you are. Ref. Pod Save America
@diegosimeone At least Biden doesn't call members of our military "suckers" and "losers." Biden doesn't want to destroy our democracy and turn the U. S. into a facist country. Biden doesn't suck up to Putin and Jong-un.
@@pronounsushistore I would like to say I don't believe you have the gall to tell somebody what they do and don't believe. Is it because you support a lying dictator wannabe? Could be...but only YOU know that for sure.
"Seems it never rains in Southern California Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before It never rains in California But girl, don't they warn ya? It pours, man, it pours" 1972 song
That's exactly what I thought. Some find it odd and a signal of mental impairment, but he's really just multitasking. And, wholesome that he pauses to recognize someone coming into the room.
I remember when trump said “look at my black over here”. Only black guy in the crowd. Drumpf is such a man, woman, person, camera, TV, and he’s still talking about acing that test.
And he didn't lose track of where he was in his sentence either. And every age will sometimes forget what they were saying when they interrupt themselves.
@@JohnnyDelco what rock have you been living under? Just about every one at one point or another makes jokes about having "squirrel moments" (reference to the movie UP) it is normal to get distracted ...... what makes what he did not a show of anything negative is that he was able to go right back to exactly where he was in his sentence. No matter the age group, everyone has experienced not remembering what they were saying when they got distracted. So this is actually a show of good cognitive function.
Note though Biden interrupted himself mid sentence, he still immediately finished the sentence with the correct date. He's not losing his mind, he's just old enough that he doesn't give af what he's 'supposed' to do.
Exactly. If we are all being honest, no matter our age, we have all had times where we forgot where we left off. I love it when I successfully get back on track. It's official he's like the rest of us
He looks old once in awhile. Who gives a sht? Look at what he has achieved! He gave up spending his twilight years with his beloved family, to SAVE this country, at the expense of humiliating his remaining son, and he has never complained. Joe never went after lobbying money, he always came to work for the people because he loves this country. With all that he's accomplished in only three years, I sure hope people start giving him his due when answering polls. The economy is roaring, prices are coming down, like WTF do you want America? A bunch of lies that will never improve your life, or $35/ month insulin?People around the world love Biden and marvel at what he's done, but Americans believe hate filled fairy tales and complain. 🙄
Damn… and all this time I’ve been setting several different alarms for all my cooking without wearing something on my face that costs as much as a decent used car… I can’t wait for the inevitable clips of people walking and computing on these things that are paying so much attention to the foreground that they don’t see what’s in the background, which ultimately sends them falling to *the* ground (I’m playing the person on their phone walking into the edge of a mall fountain and falling into the water in my mind) I hope that that Tesla “operator” (because remember, they aren’t technically ~driving~ it) gets the idea that they still need to be able to take control at literally any moment… not when they are done adding cover sheets to their TPS reports for Lumbergh…
Your post actually made me burst out laughing! Thankyou from my heart. Really needed that. We are going through some pretty rough stuff in my home the last few months. Smile…you just never know when you can make a difference in someone’s life, even if it’s just for a few moments. Thankyou❤
Her: "Look at this. I can use this $3,500 headset to put two separate timers over the two pots I'm cooking." Me: "Look at this. I found two egg timers at the thrift store for $2 each."
@@dielaughing73 I've got two fridges. One (Maytag) is as old as I am yet I know it would probably outlast the new one (Whirlpool) if given the chance. I just don't know if it's worth fixing (runs for hours on end and then has long defrost cycles) or even if anyone CAN fix it. But it has saved my bacon twice when the Whirlpool acted up.
Being an "individual of The Cloth" (retired), I would never use those exact same words that President Biden used to refer to that former President whose name escapes me ... but I concur with his assessment 100%!!!
I cannot believe this bias propaganda & manipulative undertones of sarcastic poor losers - how is this platform legal. this is garbage media - you cry babies are going to have to suck it up for the next 4 years & shut the hell up. - Merica!
Biden saying hi to John was just about the most human thing a person can do. Sure, training for campaigning and all that. I like genuinity and he was caught of guard and reacted.
Trump told his doctor,: ‘Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?’ The doctor replied: "I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.
trump proves the brutal reality of politics people dont care their rich are body harvesting the poor in mexico right now o but that couldnt be my family what happens when the rich care so little for you they start showing it thru actions higher then they do now because even your judges are ignorant on reality florida wants to start body harvesting its people with no legal recourse and lets not forget people what trump represents we are safer then the rest of the world untill republicans get in and prove it dont let them win again or we lose the day america loses is the day russia dubai india wins did you realize that america show your teeth grow some d America dont unalive on us now the reason republicans hide in the woods is they think our government cant rein you in after their done body harvesting ours in short people are blaming biden for these illegal immigrants fix that now sheep bidens power is attacked by these body harvesting unAmeircan monsters
What else is new? They've freaked out over the Green M&M changing her shoes and Mister Potato Head changing his gender when he LITERALLY has no crotch!
The hilarious part is when the MAGAts start screaming that musicians should stay out of politics. Then today 50cent said something positive about trump and they all cheered and called him a hero. No hypocrisy there.
It’s also NOT ok in Northern California, as well as Southern CA. SF Bay Area / San Jose, is my hometown. I have friends & family in N & S CA, & there are people that I can’t reach. // I also have a good friend in Montana who I can’t reach for days. // I feel so helpless. I wish I could go home, but after seeing local news footage of the neighborhood I grew up in, things are just gone. I’ve never heard of San Jose, CA having 93mph winds. The news also said that now there are 2 seasons instead of 4. Fires & Floods, with attempts to repair/rebuild in between. // So, as much as I like Colbert, it’s definitely too soon to make jokes about the the weather & damages are too soon. 😢💔
Here in Oregon, the Oregon Zoo celebrates Beaver Day on February 2nd, since groundhogs are not native to the Pacific Northwest. This year, the beaver did not see his shadow. 🙂
There's actually a "Gobblers knob" on a forest service road near my home in SoCal, about 360mi N on the PCT from Mexico. The N desert side has gotten 6+ inches of rain, while the LA side is over 10 . You wouldn't want to be on gobblers knob right now
If only some of those brilliant engineering graduates were using their talents to solve actual problems like climate change instead of creating more consumer gadgets we don't need.
The fires in Chili, the rains in South California...we can all agree on the fact that climate change is real and must be a priority to deal with. My deepest thoughts to the people living in these areas. Great monologue, as always. "Merci" to Stephen Colbert & the writers. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
I wish, but the majority of people are more worried about their day to day issues than something overarching like climate change. It’s just easier for them to get their heads around smaller problems especially when there isn’t any real plan to fix climate change.
Hey Canadian here and have lived in the same area for 6 decades/ I have watched the climate change here No more ice fishing No more outdoor rinks and no more fun stuff in the snow. Heck we get rain now instead of snow
@@scottnunnemaker5209scientists always try to not be called alarmist, but in 20 years daily survival of global warming will take precedent over taking care of climate change.
@@philster6383
I’m in California and at the most 1,500 ft up. It snowed last winter, and I loved it. First time I ever saw it snowing!
Massive Floods & Raging Fires - AKA just another day in Australia.
Oh man the ‘circle the “a__hole” on the cognitive exam’ joke was awesome! 😂😂😂😂😂
I was just really sad it wasn't followed by Stephen saying 'whale'
in 2d he looks like someone tried to draw a human turtle, of a different species than the static one in the senate.
5:14 if you think about it, we all (no matter our age) have moments where we get distracted by something and interrupt ourselves. If we are being honest, at time we have all forgotten where we left off. HE DIDN'T FORGET.
I’m from NJ and I’ve been flipping him the bird since the 1980’s. He’s been a menace to too many people and businesses.
So you’ve been showing that sick f*** the ol’ von Clownstick (apologies to another NJ native) for nearly half a century then. Kudos!!!!!
I’m in Palm Beach Gardens and we hate him! I want to puke 🤮 every time I hear or see him.
He thought he was going to kill PGA TOUR oh hell to the no! Thank you Tiger Woods for saving the PGA.
I had heard that stinky tRump had stiffed a lot of businesses in NJ, as well as NY. That's now confirmed by 4 very different sources.
And I've hated Trump within the first minute of listening to that pompous windbag brag about himself in the 1980's. Maybe time to do better? Oh and wah, wah, wah. Was it taxes or protecting the environment that your business suffered so poorly from?
Great seeing my hometown of Ventura in here...that surf shop has been there for decades the original patagonia brand is right up the street too...hope the stores were safe ❤
Lunatic driving a cybertruck with the Apple Vision goggles is the intersection of two different kinds of cultist.
You still fighting apple’s success? Look in a mirror to see the cultist
@rcp
What a waste of an education, churning out more consumer toys. This flooded, burning world needs our brightest minds to focus on real solutions.
And caught on camera breaking the law, and demonstrating the Cybertruck is broken and allows it.
For $3500, I took my wife and son to Hawaii.
@@rcpmac "I'm not in a cult, you're in a cult" isn't exactly a convincing rejoinder. I'm not fighting Apple, I'm pointing out the well-known phenomenon of cultists who can't bear any criticism of Apple and who are happy to pay much higher prices as long as it has the Apple logo.
Biden, much like his "will you shut up man!" at their debate, says about Trump what we are all thinking. He just needs to say it publicly again this time!
I know people who thought Biden saying shut up was tacky and unpresidential. Same people had no objection to DJT interrupting moderators and debators. Or bragging about his junk in a primary debate. Amazing. Several changed their minds after J6, but reluctantly. They're so addicted to Culture Wars.
He's got too much class for that.
Biden doesn't need to say in public what the public is already saying around the world... we just add *dumb* in the mix.
He can’t even sum up America coherently, what makes you think he can describe a political opponent?
@@SpecialistScorch you misspelled "criminal defendant".
I like it when grandpa tells him to sit down and shut up and then he takes his job and then he takes his house. 😂
I am a child. "Mr Gorbachev, tear down deez nutz" made me laugh harder than it should.
Okay seriously, I have waited for the “tear down deez nuts!” quote for literal years now!! Thank you Stephen and the writers!!!
U r gay lol
Well it was 70F in Saskatchewan at the end of January. That's probably weirder
*Puts on Apple Vision outside*
"Whoa! It looks like that car is headed right toward me! Cool!"
Don't know about looking like him, but I hope he'll be singing "Jailhouse Rock" real soon now!
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Oh how I wish that to be true!!! I’m so over that sick f**k!
the rich want trump because hes at the boarder harvesting organs for the millions of people waiting on a kidney or liver stolen in broad day light from kids on the dirty street as they unalive in pain
Speaking of Groundhogs' Day, my 4 year old grandson told me all about it. He says "If the groundhog sees his shadow, it means 6 more days of Christmas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lots of laughs from this video, thanks, LSSC team! 😁
I saw Elvis in concert twice, got a good close look too. Living, breathing, three dimensional, he was the most beautiful human being I've ever seen. It was hard to believe he was even real.
Trump makes Bozo the clown look handsome. He's so delusional it's somehow funny & sickening at the same time.
Elvis also dyed his hair and wore makeup.
@terri6854
Elvis's physical beauty was there with or without either. He was beautiful with his natural dark blonde hair & stunning with it dyed black. From the age of 21 on, he was one of the most photographed people in the world...photos at home, performing on stage, movies..images with & without makeup, gorgeous either way.
Pictures & newsreel footage of him during his Military Service (no such pics of Trump)...no makeup or hair dye in the Army but incredibly handsome anyway.
Trump dyes his hair a garish color that's not even a normal human color. Same for his makeup which also looks like it was applied by a child.
There is no comparison.
The Donald has a terrific hair problem at the moment. Because of the stress he's losing it fast. His implants start to look weirder and weirder and descend lower and lower on his forehead. So he steals Elvis' famous hairlock. He is the process of dementia and goes back to his youth. Elvis was his age, and had masses of women adoring him. Donald must have been jealous of him at the time and dreamt to be him..
@@terri6854 So did thousands of other stage performers, and he certainly wasn't the first male performer to do so. At least Elvis didn't wear lifts in his shoes and lie about his height, or wear a diaper. What's your point?
I dated a women who dated Elvis. ( she was 14 yeard older than me. Was.a flight attendant for a private jet service) She also said he was the most beautiful person she has ever. seen . She couldn't believe she.was allowed to touch him. So it must be true. He did have smooth skin I must say. She never gave personal details, and I didn't ask. I'm sure I would
" fall short".
I'm in LA, and I don't know that I've ever seen it rain this much over here, so I'd say you nailed it, Stephen.
I grew up here and it used to rain a LOT in past decades until we went into that drought that lasted for over a decade. It's not that unusual, honestly.
Be well. I hope you don’t suffer any losses because of this.
We've had worse storms than this. The ones with heavy rain AND high winds are the worst because they cause way more damage.
My sister is in the flood zone too. Hope you all don't float away!
Hey, you're in California. Anyone building a boat measured in cubits yet?
We live in Juneau AK, a temperate rainforest... We get atmospheric rivers all the time, but... you know.. we're a rainforest...
Juneau is awesome. How’s the glacier looking at the moment?
@@itookallthenames a lot less glacier-ish🫠 😢
And occasionally a melting glacier .... 😮
@@alaskangirl4502 damn, I did see on the news a house falling into a river I think it was from Mendenhall Glacier melting?
At an agreable temperature though. Makes all the difference.
Biden hit the nail on the head perfectly.
Loved the F(bleep) A(bleep) on the cognitive exam so much had to rewind and watch it again!
Cheers From a very wet California 😊
Colbert ❤has a comedic vibe with intellect and eloquence
President Biden hit the nail on the head. That is exactly what tump is.
Huh-uh. He's giving him way too much credit.
BIDEN should be in a retirement home!
@@charlotteduarte1564 crying a river much? 😊
@@charlotteduarte1564
Says the person chugging kool aid and bleach….
Dumpster Don don’t know what city or who he’s running against. But you keep drinking those Dolt45’s
@@charlotteduarte1564Trump should be in exile.
Still raining here in Santa Barbara. Yesterday was a literal day of survival. Drove through a raging flooded stream to escape the evacuation zone that i had gotten closed off in. It had raised some 30ft to cross the embankment and road, when it's usually only a few inches deep of a stream.
"Too weird to live. Too rare to die."
Wow! Be safe out there!
🥺☔ Glad you're safe!!
...& that you got a free carwash, too.
The only way Trump can flip New York and New Jersey is by turning a map upside down
I’ve lived in NJ all my life and I literally could never imagine our state flipping red, let alone flipping red for TRUMP. Get outta hereeeee 😂
Awesome Show always Mr Colbert it’s the eyebrow movement for me 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤🇺🇸🙏🏼
We all like to have fun calling Donnie names and mocking his behavior... but Joe really captured Donnie's essence with "sick f***"...
Actually, the greatest insult would be "Eric's Dad."
@@gamepapa1211 No need to be cruel!
"Shut the f*ck up Donnie!... You're out of your element, Donnie!" - Walter, The Big Lebowski
You mean the guy who is laundering money through Ukraine?
@@gamepapa1211 Hey, it could be worse, Tiffany is sitting at home dreaming of the day she gets elevated to being a punchline in a joke.
Biden just keeps impressing me more and more, he certainly has it right about the description of Trump and thankfully he wasn’t afraid to say it, vote, Joe
I did, I did, I did! Voted all blue! Vote down the LOSER PARTY!
@@kathiwilson1169
You are a looser because you did not.
I cannot believe this bias propaganda & manipulative undertones of sarcastic poor losers - how is this platform legal. this is garbage media - you cry babies are going to have to suck it up for the next 4 years & shut the hell up. - Merica!
Biden is giving your money n funding Israel for genocide
What a fool you are.
Thank you for another great monologue Stephen Colbert!
Yep, Joe Biden is old, but remember, Betty White could have been his mom, and we celebrated her age! :D
Water is draining off the streets of Torrance, CA here in South Bay L.A. County very nicely. All through the storm. But, the L.A. River almost over topping it's concrete walls in Studio City is concerning.
It's kayak time in LA!!!
Be careful out there! 🙏🏻
Take care! We have a lot of sympathy for you guys. And, hopefully, people will step up to help.
Thanks for mentioning CA but we live in Central and Northern CA too. I saw a eucalyptus tree take out a house today. They have very shallow roots. 6 people just in the Felton music community had trees slam into their houses including my teacher. A gentleman died yesterday from a group of trees falling on him. The grade in the Santa Cruz mountains is sudden and steep during the fires firefighters said this is the most dangerous terrain in the state. Now we have the trees falling in up to 100mph winds. 60-100mph. Thousands of trees down. Shout out to Santa Cruz and Big Sur who got pounded even worse. Also blessings to friends in So. Ca.as well its been like my apartment 2nd story is in a giant washing Machine. The rain flies side ways. Stop pissing off Mother Nature she is really hosing us.
OMG😢hope you'll be ok
WOW! That's scary sending prayers your way.
OMG? My daughter is a teacher and lives in Felton in the mountains! I can't reach her. What was her first name. Did it start with a J?
Mother Nature might be telling us that some of her most beautiful bits of "terrain" ....
Should be left untouched ....
unmolested .....
uninhabited .....
And if your home is wiped out in a flood ....
DON'T REBUILD IN THE SAME DAM SPOT ...... !!!
there was a catastrophic flash flood in Rapid City SD a few decades back ..... more than 200 people killed ....
It was quickly decided that no one would rebuild on that flood zone ...
I was thinking he just didn't have a full grasp of the geography. Central coast gets it bad just about every year but this one is a doozy and hit so many places that don't even usually get hit so bad - like San Diego. It is so sad! Those poor people.
This was one of the funniest shows in a long time!! Had me in tears at "Reach around Mountain".😆😅🤣😆😅😂🤣😅
"What a fxxin' 'THAT"S the JOE I was missing. Keep bringing it, Joe!
Thanks to Fox News, Taylor Swift doesn’t need to endorse Biden anymore. Everyone knows that she likes Biden already, probably better than if she had done so herself!🤣🤣🤣🤣
She also endorsed him last election. I think we can assume her endorsement stands.
FOX managed to bring Taylor Swift to the notice of even more people.
Goed gedaan, VOS nieuws!
Stop watching fox news. You're destroying your brain.
Greetings from San Diego, where I realized I do not own a rain jacket or functioning umbrella prior to one of the worst rain and flooding we’ve seen in years
From one San Diego native to another … my weenie umbrella didn’t help!
@@Flamenco1313 that was the other part for me too!! My broken umbrella is also small 🫠
😂 SoCal, where we're never ready for rain. I have an umbrella in my car that I rarely have to use. It collects dust, lol.
You didn't bother getting one when you had these torrential rains two weeks ago?
You need a loft !!! And a window in your roof and a dingy.
Greetings from the Netherlands, where storms and flooding is part of our culture.
They call him "Smelvis" now.
That’s good. Very good 👍
😂
Jaja great.
I can't believe Joe Biden said that. I actually started to believe that he couldn't be sharp at his age (still say there should be a maximum age), but he's clearly got situational awareness. God speed!
When it comes to your dear President being mentally sharp in his early 80s, I'll tell you a story.
My mother-in-law turns 90 this year, and she's as mentally sharp as she's ever been. I've known her since 1986 when she was the head teacher (principal) of a school attached to a psychiatric hospital. So she was dealing with mentally ill teens and trying to educate them (trying to educate unwilling teens is a job and a half _without_ any illnesses involved. I know because my husband is a learner mentor for teens who didn't pass their English and maths exams at 16, which you're supposed to do here before you leave education. He loves "his kids" but they drive him doo-lally-tap on a daily basis! 😂).
So you can imagine how sharp she was back then (she didn't take any crap off any of them, but in her own very successful way, she got them educated whilst the docs got them better).
Since then, like President Biden, she's lost a daughter to leukaemia, seen another daughter go through a painful divorce in the USA after she'd retired - we're in the UK so she flew back and forth a few times a year to help the grandkids - and has not only welcomed 9 grandchildren but 4 great-grandchildren plus a recent official addition of an extra two (our eldest daughter had two, then had her own painful divorce, got together with her genuinely perfect partner whom we adore and who already had 2 sons the same age as hers. They had a daughter 5 years ago and tied the knot a few weeks ago! Just as we love our additional two grandsons, and have since we met them, she has opened her heart and done the same thing).
All of this happened after leaving her husband after 33 years of marriage (I was the only one who wasn't surprised...), remaining married (she got his pension, not his later partner 😂) until he passed away, and losing her own "friend" a couple of months ago. She's determined to live longer alone than she did with my FIL! 🤣 (Don't get me wrong, I loved him dearly, but I live with his son so... There are times when I call hubby by his dad's name. I saw her mistake early on in our life together and trained him quickly!)
With similar sadness to President Biden in his life, and the same obvious love for her family, she's remained ebullient, determined and funny, as well as being as sharp as a tack. She's lost a few steps, as they say, when it comes to physicality, but she still beats both me and my husband as we've both got degenerative spinal conditions (diagnosed about 15 years apart, me first after we'd been married about 10 years. Just one of those things).
You don't need a _fast_ president - FDR is definitely one of your greatest ever leaders and the only way he was going to be "fast" was to take him to the top of a steep hill and let go of his wheelchair! (We live on a small but steep hill. After one "trip" out in the village, I refused to let my husband push me in a wheelchair ever again!) What you need is what you have; a smart, experienced, loving and compassionate person who is very highly regarded by your allies. As we seem to be in the Cold War Part 2, anyone more inclined to authoritarian/selfish rule would be a fricking disaster!
Much love to my American friends (and I am not forgetting my family in NC!). Keep faith in Grampa Joe. He won't let you, or anyone else, down, I'm sure of it.
I agree. There should be a maximum age and yes, that statement shows Biden's awareness.
There shouldn't be a maximum age. That's a dumb idea. I've talked with very smart 70 year olds and extremely dumb 40 year olds. Plus, considering life expectancy is going up and one day humans might live to be 100s or 1000s of years old with future medicine advancements, that age limit is going to look even dumber.
If nobody else applied for the job...what can Joe do?🤷🏽
We arw all difderent, whether is life style, genetics or what. I'm old at 70 compared to my cousin Mark who's 83
Lol. Steve- i hope you get some free promo goggles!! The monologue for that episode would be friggin mega hilarious 😂
Elvis:A hunka hunka burning love.Trump:A hunka hunka burning lard.
To good😂😂😂
😂😂😂👍
Most underappreciated comment on this vid.
Great, you could write for Colbert
I would personally substitute lard for turd but otherwise spot on 💯
The thing about Joe Biden is that he remembers the smallest people. So when he stops to say “Hi.” It’s because he genuinely remembered and wonders how you are. Ref. Pod Save America
you're kidding... he can't remember what he had for breakfast at noon. The man is totally screwed
@diegosimeone At least Biden doesn't call members of our military "suckers" and "losers." Biden doesn't want to destroy our democracy and turn the U. S. into a facist country. Biden doesn't suck up to Putin and Jong-un.
Ja, right.
@@diegosimeonelmao you don't know shit. People that old have breakfast at 545am
@@diegosimeone You make a good parrot.
I just tested positive for COVID. And so Stephen Colbert really lifts my spirits during isolation.
Sucks... Guess that makes you also a sick fxck, ha! Get better soon!
Take care!
Get well:)!
Hope you get well soon
You'll be okay snowflake.
Apparently Biden is actually sharp mentally! Nailed it!
You dont believe that
@@pronounsushistore I would like to say I don't believe you have the gall to tell somebody what they do and don't believe. Is it because you support a lying dictator wannabe?
Could be...but only YOU know that for sure.
sharper than the orange prick. @@pronounsushistore
@pronounsushistore I do. The man picks his battles.
He has better things to do, but everyone has their limits.
Nobody comes close to Bobby Kennedy. Smartest man in the race.
"Seems it never rains in Southern California
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California
But girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours" 1972 song
You must mean It Never Rains In Southern California by Toni! Tony! Toné! 😊
Albert Hammond😊❤
Music vid link pls?
If we keep getting rain like this in California we wont have to worry about fires 😂😂❤
Just the mudslides..😮
Imbecile.
How many other presidents just stop and say hello to someone they recognize in the crowd. That's so refreshing and down to earth honestly.
That's exactly what I thought. Some find it odd and a signal of mental impairment, but he's really just multitasking. And, wholesome that he pauses to recognize someone coming into the room.
I remember when trump said “look at my black over here”.
Only black guy in the crowd.
Drumpf is such a man, woman, person, camera, TV, and he’s still talking about acing that test.
You can’t be a rational thinking human 🤦🏽♂️
And he didn't lose track of where he was in his sentence either. And every age will sometimes forget what they were saying when they interrupt themselves.
@@JohnnyDelco what rock have you been living under? Just about every one at one point or another makes jokes about having "squirrel moments" (reference to the movie UP) it is normal to get distracted ...... what makes what he did not a show of anything negative is that he was able to go right back to exactly where he was in his sentence. No matter the age group, everyone has experienced not remembering what they were saying when they got distracted. So this is actually a show of good cognitive function.
For the record, Elvis didn't dodge his military duty.
Right?
🏆 That should be said every time he says he looks like e
Elvis 😅
ABSOLUTELY and he refused any "perks " because of who he was. Truly a great man, not at all like tfg " heel spurs " wus!! 😂😂VOTE BLUE 🙏
@@Washougalite1 It should be said, in his own words, "A LOT!"
Elvis vs Smellvis 🤢
Note though Biden interrupted himself mid sentence, he still immediately finished the sentence with the correct date. He's not losing his mind, he's just old enough that he doesn't give af what he's 'supposed' to do.
Yes me too at 72 it’s true… I’ll spare you the rest… of the haiku.
Exactly. If we are all being honest, no matter our age, we have all had times where we forgot where we left off. I love it when I successfully get back on track. It's official he's like the rest of us
He looks old once in awhile. Who gives a sht? Look at what he has achieved! He gave up spending his twilight years with his beloved family, to SAVE this country, at the expense of humiliating his remaining son, and he has never complained. Joe never went after lobbying money, he always came to work for the people because he loves this country. With all that he's accomplished in only three years, I sure hope people start giving him his due when answering polls. The economy is roaring, prices are coming down, like WTF do you want America? A bunch of lies that will never improve your life, or $35/ month insulin?People around the world love Biden and marvel at what he's done, but Americans believe hate filled fairy tales and complain. 🙄
@@SoManyRandomRamblings Marijuana causes that.
@@chonqmonk causes us to remember where we left off? Interesting claim. Lol. 😉
So if we flipped the Groundhog thing 180 degress he'd be right 70% of the time? Why don't we just do that?
Elvis vs Smellvis 🤣
Big, strong men always come up to Trump with tears in their eyes because of his overwhelming stench!
my thoughts exactly XD
Joe President poopy pants 🐕🦺💩 hows commander doing bite any more secret service agents?
👍🏼😳🤣🫢😆😝🥴😆🤪🩷🤡
Cringe 🤦🏽♂️
@@JohnnyDelcoYou'll get over your delicate sensibilities... if you ever grow up.
Damn… and all this time I’ve been setting several different alarms for all my cooking without wearing something on my face that costs as much as a decent used car…
I can’t wait for the inevitable clips of people walking and computing on these things that are paying so much attention to the foreground that they don’t see what’s in the background, which ultimately sends them falling to *the* ground (I’m playing the person on their phone walking into the edge of a mall fountain and falling into the water in my mind)
I hope that that Tesla “operator” (because remember, they aren’t technically ~driving~ it) gets the idea that they still need to be able to take control at literally any moment… not when they are done adding cover sheets to their TPS reports for Lumbergh…
250 pounds here on Earth is only 94.5 pounds on Mercury. So Drumph isn't really fat, he's just on the wrong planet.
Let’s send him to Mercury!
I'll kick a few bucks to send him there!
Elon's rich. He owns a rocket company, too. Hmmm.@@TheBibleSkeptic
Best comment ever!😂😂😂
Your post actually made me burst out laughing! Thankyou from my heart. Really needed that. We are going through some pretty rough stuff in my home the last few months. Smile…you just never know when you can make a difference in someone’s life, even if it’s just for a few moments. Thankyou❤
Her: "Look at this. I can use this $3,500 headset to put two separate timers over the two pots I'm cooking."
Me: "Look at this. I found two egg timers at the thrift store for $2 each."
Not trying to brag or anything but my oven already has two timers
@@dielaughing73 "Oooh, look at me, my oven has TWO timers!"
*looks over to own oven with a timer that doesn't work* -.-
@@DuchessofEarlGrey if it's any consolation we currently have two microwaves but neither of them works!
@@dielaughing73 I've got two fridges. One (Maytag) is as old as I am yet I know it would probably outlast the new one (Whirlpool) if given the chance. I just don't know if it's worth fixing (runs for hours on end and then has long defrost cycles) or even if anyone CAN fix it. But it has saved my bacon twice when the Whirlpool acted up.
I'll do you one better. I've got this magic thing called a cellphone. I can have as many timers as I want on it.
Hilarious Stephen you’re the best!
Deepest condolences to the family of those lost in the floods in California. Three at the current count. 😢
More than 100 in Chilean wildfires ....
I lived in San Diego until I left in my late 30s. I never saw rain like this. We had insane rain, but nothing like this.
Uncle Joe's candid moments!
No more malarkey! 😂
Love that John Dickerson is in Stephen's 'Dad band'!!
That "The Witch's curse!" was very Colbert Report... I miss that.
Colberthas a comedic vibe with intellect and eloquence
Joe Biden summed up what Trump is perfectly.
Joe Biden hasn't summed up anything in 4 years.
The dude is a walking corpse.
He was describing himself. Just ask anyone in the middle east.
@@guymontag2948 bahahahahahaha...jackass
Corn pop was a bad dude?
Assholes always know each other.
Not gonna lie... I consider Joe correctly identifying Donnie as said sick **BLEEP** a successful cognition test.
That’s comment of the day!!
💯%
You can say fuck on RUclips
What else do you call a rapist?
Man, woman, person, camera, sick f*#k.
Yep, that's how the test goes.
"Tear down dese nuts" is probably the most childish thing I'll hear all day, but sometimes it's exactly what one needs xD
Being an "individual of The Cloth" (retired), I would never use those exact same words that President Biden used to refer to that former President whose name escapes me ... but I concur with his assessment 100%!!!
"No you're NOT!" More people need to call Trump out like this XD.
And the Magas. Go to their channels and bombard them with facts in the comments. Confuses them. Is fun !
I cannot believe this bias propaganda & manipulative undertones of sarcastic poor losers - how is this platform legal. this is garbage media - you cry babies are going to have to suck it up for the next 4 years & shut the hell up. - Merica!
"Most likely to die on the toilet"
😂🤣😆🤣😆!!!
Been waiting all weekend for this
It’s a shame the writers weren’t so enthusiastic
You need to get a life, for real.
Sunday the rain was insane thanks for this !
Biden saying hi to John was just about the most human thing a person can do. Sure, training for campaigning and all that. I like genuinity and he was caught of guard and reacted.
Trump told his doctor,: ‘Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?’ The doctor replied: "I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.
*GirrrLLL you still at it!!! 🤣 I love that joke.* 🤣
Cheers 🍻 from #CancúnMéxico 🍹😘🇲🇽
💩🦨💩🦨💩🦨 he STANKY 💩🦨💩🦨💩🦨💩🦨
Brilliant.
You should give credit for old jokes.
trump proves the brutal reality of politics people dont care their rich are body harvesting the poor in mexico right now o but that couldnt be my family what happens when the rich care so little for you they start showing it thru actions higher then they do now because even your judges are ignorant on reality florida wants to start body harvesting its people with no legal recourse and lets not forget people what trump represents we are safer then the rest of the world untill republicans get in and prove it dont let them win again or we lose the day america loses is the day russia dubai india wins did you realize that america show your teeth grow some d America dont unalive on us now the reason republicans hide in the woods is they think our government cant rein you in after their done body harvesting ours
in short people are blaming biden for these illegal immigrants fix that now sheep bidens power is attacked by these body harvesting unAmeircan monsters
Digging up Elvis now would definitely highlight a similarity - the smell.
Think of all the timers you could buy with 3500 bucks
Using voice commands (Google Voice), I can set up multiple ones already lol
That Elvis/Trump picture looked like an early storyboard for Two Face in The Dark Knight.
We can’t take another drop of rain. The pool is overflowing.
for 3500 USD, a second oven for a second timer actually seems cheap lol
Considering a hotplate would be far cheaper.
Don’t people in America have those twisty timers ⏲️ How many of those can you buy for $3500?
Crazy how California can go from wildfires to neverending rain
It's the Australia of the Northern Hemisphere.
It's almost like ignoring global warming is yielding consequences.
tell me about it haha. we're either drowning or burning
The rain here currently isn't as big a deal as it's being made out to be - personally, i'm loving it. ❤🌧☔
Oh my, never ending rain? You must be very young.
Thank you, Mr. Colbert. We will!
I live in Los Angeles it has not stopped raining in three days it’s crazy
Powerful and robust individuals consistently approach Trump with tears in their eyes due to his overpowering odor!
Trump should use opera music at his rallies because he could hear mi mi mi mi mi mi all night long.
Smelvis can't sing. Bing Bing Bing xi..at best
I don't care what they think of Biden because it's great to have a wise Grandpa as a President thank you.
I love my Grampa Joe 💕
Vote 💙🔵
Gramps got my vote 💙
A persons age is not a measurement for their wisdom🤣.
@@arloalps6215😂🤡
@@yasuke1280 You are right about that! Because the other guy is barely 3 years younger & he's a nightmare.
If Tim Cook doesn't FedEx you SEVERAL PAIRS of goggles, then he is NO Steve Jobs.
Don't you mean tim apple. Lol
@@bhays05 That is the only reply that could be given - and the one I came here to make! : )
If you don’t think he’s already had a pallet of them for a year you’re likely mistaken. He probably gave them to his mailman
@@bhays05 damn… You beat me to it!🤪🍎
Good job choosing a tie color! I love this look! Looking dapper, Mr. Colbert.
Made me laugh to see the Surf Shop in Ventura, CA
The right wing were freaking out that Taylor's secret was going to be endorsing Joe...
Vote Blue 💙!
Ms Swift should run for office, she'd probably get 80% of the votes
What else is new? They've freaked out over the Green M&M changing her shoes and Mister Potato Head changing his gender when he LITERALLY has no crotch!
@@kineticdeath I got money on her beating the 49ers. Score a touchdown in sequins, sing the nation anthem, and run for President. Girl got skills.
@@gamepapa1211he has a crotch, but no genitalia. The crotch is the portion of body between the legs.
The hilarious part is when the MAGAts start screaming that musicians should stay out of politics.
Then today 50cent said something positive about trump and they all cheered and called him a hero.
No hypocrisy there.
It’s also NOT ok in Northern California, as well as Southern CA. SF Bay Area / San Jose, is my hometown. I have friends & family in N & S CA, & there are people that I can’t reach. // I also have a good friend in Montana who I can’t reach for days. // I feel so helpless. I wish I could go home, but after seeing local news footage of the neighborhood I grew up in, things are just gone. I’ve never heard of San Jose, CA having 93mph winds. The news also said that now there are 2 seasons instead of 4. Fires & Floods, with attempts to repair/rebuild in between. // So, as much as I like Colbert, it’s definitely too soon to make jokes about the the weather & damages are too soon. 😢💔
Hear me out. Apple should a pair of those goggles to Evelyn McGee-Colbert than she should make Stephen watch as she uses them. 🤣🤣🤣
Here in Oregon, the Oregon Zoo celebrates Beaver Day on February 2nd, since groundhogs are not native to the Pacific Northwest. This year, the beaver did not see his shadow. 🙂
There's actually a "Gobblers knob" on a forest service road near my home in SoCal, about 360mi N on the PCT from Mexico. The N desert side has gotten 6+ inches of rain, while the LA side is over 10 . You wouldn't want to be on gobblers knob right now
The vice president has the prettiest smile what a nice❤
Trump: "They need to squeegee the streets to prevent these things."
“Wet dry vacs. We keep a few at Mar-a-lago.”
😂😂😂 made me laugh out loud- good one!!
LOL
Oh, yes! The man is brilliant! thinks no one!
The whole 'Sick F***' thing feels like a strategic leak.
Truer words never spoken
I lost it when Ronald Reagan said “deez nuts”.
OMG that was one of the funniest shows 🤣 😂 😂
Well, that's strange, we have an atmospheric river in the southern hemisphere over the east coast of Australia right now.....
We’re living parallel lives???
If only some of those brilliant engineering graduates were using their talents to solve actual problems like climate change instead of creating more consumer gadgets we don't need.
💯
So much for Tony! Toni! Toné!'s 'It never rains on southern California';
The only thing I need a timer for is soft boiled eggs and cornbread and actually I just look at a clock and make a mental note.