Ghost Buses and Lovely Jan 6 Footage | Trump Never Cared About America | Weird Bat Sex
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- Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2023
- Republicans in the House keep trying to rewrite the story of the January 6th insurrection, several former Trump aides say he should not be president, and we’re learning disturbing details about how bats reproduce.
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Why doesn't anyone bring up the point that the Capital was closed on Jan 6th? It was not a sightseeing day - the building was not open, thus the barricades.
Thank you! Been saying this to all my MAGA workmates. On those barricades were also signs that instructed people not to enter. The law was broken as soon as they disobeyed that sign and the officers manning the barricade.
When are you talking about. Which year are you talking about. Or in what country. Lol 😂
@@matthewthomas4812 Questions do not end with periods. The year was obviously 2021, and the country was the Ununited States of America.
"Who ya gonna call?" Ghost buses... GOP has lowered the bar again and again.
GQP
His name is James, James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Who's that?
It's him, James Cameron
Doesn't Honey Boo Boo ride that special bus for special kids?
Ghost Busses, isn't that the one with Leslie Jones? Or am I thinking of Ghost Busses 2?
It just gets sadder and sadder
Stephen's face when he said, "Oh, he has his hobbies." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG! Great monologue! I cried laughing. And the Oregon cougar siting...I used to live in Oregon. Your jokes are valid.
If some guy on the street came up to you and proceeded to tell you that same story about ghost buses and FBI informers, you would move away from this person very slowly and call 911 to report a crazy person on the loose. This guy's in Congress and questioning the head of the FBI. No wonder my head hurts.
don't commit false public alarm. there is no reason to report a person to the police in the situation you described. but, you're female, so your world doesn't rely on logic.
I wouldn't call 911 I carry and live in a stand your ground state. As far as I am concerned the guy is insane and I am defending myself.
'Jesus is his own daddy and he lives in the sky' -- you should stay away from these people too. A doomsday death cult -- their instruction manual is gruesomely immoral.
It galls me greatly to listen to idiots. But to have them in Congress!
Pls don't call 911 bc you think someone is crazy and loose. Many crazy people are kind and good part of their community. Crazy D bags stealing elections and defrauding voters? Yeah call on them
Reminder: Clay Higgins was the same dummy who accused seventeen (conveniently) black people of being part of a "Gremlin Gang" that he and his cronies were going to gun down "with superior firepower." The man is unwell, is what I'm saying.
"Ghost buses?" "Gremlin gangs?" I'm starting to see a theme here: did this guy watch 'Caspar the Friendly Ghost' as a kid and think it was a documentary?
He's also the idiot abusing Congressional pages that were laying down in the rotunda, drunkenly cussing at them. God, just so tired of the idiotic, infantile & incompetent Republicans.
Imagine hearing that dope speak and thinking "imma vote fer dat guy!"
How do people that can't pass Psyche Evaluations keep getting put into positions of power... Geez...
Here's the skinny on the "ghost buses": The two buses were parked in a BUS parking lot at Union Station. That's it. If the FBI were "busing" agents in, why would they park in the bus parking lot at Union Station? They have their own parking garage 10 blocks away.
"These two painted all white busses are nefarious in nature"... This line had me howling! "Busses nefarious in nature”! Bring the straitjacket.
Buses aren't nefarious, the drivers are.
/s
They are nefarious in our car-culture traffic hell, vehicles that can carry more than 6 people? wtf?! He must hear a train go by and thinks Satan's army is after him.
What's scary is I've seen those white busses all over the place
watching steve stumble over delivering that cougar joke was genuinely funny. He is so unabashed and confident in his showmansship, it was actually quit endearing ... and it was a good joke!
@TechGuy-sv3pt As a joke, that rated a 1.
For the bat enthusiasts: the discovery was made in Castenray, a tiny village in the far south of The Netherlands, by a man named Jan Jeucken (72). His research of the bat population took over ten years.
I bet that was a lot of jergens and tissues.
This video was shown on the evening news on the Belgian TV, and I saw it. The male uses his very long and thick penis to displace a skin fold that makes the female’s vagina difficult to reach, and then has contact sex (like most birds do). Amazing.
Amazing how George Orwell brilliantly predicted the present moments in the book 1984:
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
lol thats your party literally... your so brainwashed its funny. yes jan 6 was a riot that went out of control and every maga support condemns the attacks on police.. but an insurrection ? come on lmao they wouldve taken guns and actually taken over the govt if that was the plan. the party used it to lock up thousands of non violent trespassers with terrorism or insurrection charges after they only took selfies inside the building ... that shit happens in russia.. they used it to ban free speech and censor every conservative online while its very easy to find hamas propaganda all over the internet and not that i looked but apparently CP.. so they spend all their efforts trying to go after conservatives and let perverts traffick children online... the left use the corrupt fbi dc court system to go after their political rivals for ''crimes'' no one has ever been convicted or charged of before.. extraordinary interpretations of the law. Constitutional lawyers were indicted for challenging an election.. as part of a RICO case for attempting to ''overthrow'' the government. we literally are living in 1984.. dont forget the forced everyone to take an experimental vaccine with no long term randomised controlled studies thats 1984..
THIS!!!
Great observation
Is stupid
"Occam's razor, which is what I use to cut my ear's off when Clay Higgins speaks."
Classic line.
Amazing that despite having a burst appendix and literally dying, he was able to do this!
Aww... you didn't go over the fact that the doctor in question was claiming to be certified by a board that doesn't exist, and that the medical group he claims to work for doesn't do family medicine
He found a veterinarian that specializes in Sus scrofa, is my guess.
Dr Seuss?
Dr Pepper?
Dr Dre?
gotta admit, laughing with you feels suspiciously like the passengers on the deck of the titanic being so grateful for the little orchestra playing us out...
Very well put - a bitter sweet kind of laughter.
@momomasters--such a great analogy. The slide into chaos and farther from democracy has already begun...despite the problems, I really loved what America was aiming for....God help us for what comes next.
Just make sure you can be on the door that's floating in the water, not kicked off of it.
@@Corbomite_Meatballsif you want to be in the door be sure to support Trump
Yes, there are a ton of conservatives suggesting that film of no violence means there was never any violence. Which is how you get out of any crime. If you're filmed murdering someone, but also filmed walking home calmly, that proves you didn't do it.
If the world is going to hell in a handbasket, I'm determined to laugh my way through it to the end.
Do they think we're as stupid as them? WE WATCHED THE INSURRECTION LIVE, YOU DONUTS! This isn't like a situation where there were no cameras or social media. It was live TV! We saw it, in color, with no misinterpretations. It's like saying, "Hans Gruber did nothing wrong" AFTER WATCHING DIE HARD!
And the big irony is, the majority of the footage showing the violence was recorded by trumps own people. They recorded their own crimes. 🤦♂️
Willful ignorance can override reality.
They tried to change the future (president) through an insurrection. Now, they're trying to change the past through readdressing the events of that day as though the world hadn't already seen the worst of it. This kind of gaslight is Fox News worthy. Literally. Tucker Carlson tried it months back when McCarthy first took power.
Free Palestine.
@@intomnia3313They were watching from another angles. /s
Well, about 46% of the country IS as a dumb as they are.
Clay Higgins should ask the Wizard for a brain.
Yes, Claymatter for brains.
One problem with that: the Wizard can't give him anything he doesn't already have. 😜
@@d.b.4671 Yeah I thought of that, but I couldn't think of a clever way to work that in.
Most of the GOP could probably ask the Grand Wizard for a brain.
@@d.b.4671Thank you from the band America....
Dutch bat sex is significantly less disturbing than American politics, and Dutch bat sex is one of the few things not corrupted by American politics for now.
Loved the Chi-Cago Gangster Accent! I though Dennis Farina was briefly with us again!
Miss that guy...
Not only was the "badge" really a vape, the guy who had the vape was arrested and is in jail...kinda odd that if he was an undercover FBI agent, that he would now be in jail...
That's deep cover by the deep state! You can't fool me with your fake news and reporters who gather facts and use pencils and papers, the devils instruments. Wake up, sheople! Nobody calls Brandon "my excelency." Have you seen how bad his hand shakes when he sits at a desk with a bunch of diversity hires gathered around to watch him hold a pen? A real 'merican pres'dent would be traveling around exacting vengeance on enemies and presidential stuff like that.
That won't convince a fanatic... it's all a conspiracy, right?
It's a deep state transformer vape/badge. Of course the FBI agent is in jail. He is in deep cover. He is going to dig up the proof that Trump really won the election 3 years ago. Then they can shut down the Brandon AI android and return it to China. You just don't get it! Do your own research!
I am touring Vietnam and a local woman who is a university lecturer in Ho Chi Minh City and is acting as my guide on some days, said she needed to understand something. I thought it would be a deep philosophical question, but it was, "Why do so many Americans vote for Donald Trump?"
I was touring the United States, with open borders, drugs killing its citizens, immigrants flooding cities, a president praising his inept Bidenomics while a loaf of 🥪 bread is 8 bucks...and everywhere I went...the electorate could be heard muttering..." why did 80 million Americans vote for this cognitive mess?"
I am from the UK and I want to know too!
Poorly educated people who admire his rebellious attitude
Some things just defy explanation.
My son travels to various countries for his job. He's been asked that same question in Denmark, Germany, Italy, Australia, Sweden, Greece and Spain. Their follow up question is "why do you still live there?".
Oh my god. Ghost buses invade my town every fall from DC, to look at the leaves changing colors in the mountains. I think I will call Higgins office to have them investigated.
This is comedy gold!!! 💙
I watched it live. Jan 6th ,..I don't need their pink colored glasses they look through..⚖️🗽
40,000 hours worth of faces to identify for prosecution? Yes please.
They've already caught two new people from the videos!
Once again. A maga attempt to make a point backfires on them. 😂
😅
cool story bro , all will be pardoned when trump wins 2024
@@JamesPeter-gj4gt well, since no one will pardon trump, that's gonna be impossible.
The last time I saw a cake with that much candles, it triggered the fire alarm, and there was so much melted wax that we had to replace it with another, identical, cake.
The only way Trump gets exercise is trying to walk up the steps from courthouse to courthouse. Not sure about the change of diet when the Secret Service was photographed carry bags of MacDonalds into the NYC courthouse. There's nothing like chasing Big Macs with a Bleach Smoothie.
Well, ya gotta figure, running for your life from the law and consequences of your actions is one hell of a workout...
Ghost bus is the sequel to Ghost Rider and takes place after Nicholas Cage moves into a rest home.
Co-starring Jason Statham and John Cena as retired CIA agents who recruit Cage to subvert the evil operators of the retirement home.
😂
😂😂
You'd think if they were dressing up FBI informants they'd also dress the bus up as a bus, rather than making it look like the apparently well known ghost busses
:D There's no reasoning with fanatics. I recently read something to the effect that beliefs are more dangerous than lies because they are almost impossible to dislodge.
Just love everything about your show. Louis Cato and band are so entertaining. I especially like the woman on the bongos.
While tragic, its still kind of funny that we live in a time where Alex Jones' conspiracies are seriously debated in congress.
I suppose they find it attractive and stylish wearing foil hats.
Mind Begs the Question:
- CIA caught sleeping by Al Qaida
- Mossad caught sleeping by Hamas
- Coincidental?
The dumbing down of America is complete.
It may be just me, but I haven't heard a peep out of the mysterious Q since people waited for JFK's return to life, or whatever that insanity was all about.
@@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings Spambot reported.
I am so glad we have Stephen to keep us up to date on the latest bat-sex news.
Out of nowhere !!! His monologues are truly great stuff
Smoking too much eh.@@OdetteOliveira-cb8fq
"A pool of infinite light and understanding that turned out to be a squirrel." I felt that.
I have to wonder how many current viewers of the show understand the reference "6th, Lies and Videotape" used as the youtube title.
I mean, it's clever and references a film now seen as a classic, but the film is from 1989.
Not a problem when most of Colberts audience gets the AARP newsletter.
Buses in a still photo can contain anything you imagine with no proof.
yeah. A picture from the inside the bus is needed.
@@AirstripOne-nd4duAh yes the old magic bus trick or maybe they borrowed the famous clown car.
He seemed to be saying he knew the two in the middle were nefarious because they were white ... but so was the bus to the left of them.
Busses parked at a bus parking lot! How, um, suspicious? But only those two busses, not any of the other busses parked around them, for some reason.
I love Schrodinger's Bus.
"And mime being crushed by an invisible armoire" - 😂😂 great metaphor for the whole GOP rn too 🤦♂️
what the USA really needs, is news outlets , and a potus that say: "every US citizen counts"
and doesn't get it's ratings and voters from political polarisation.
Every US citizen doesn't count the same. If they did, Donald Trump never would have been president, he lost the popular vote in 2016 by millions. He only won the electoral college. If the electoral college is abolished, losers wouldn't end up in the White House, but losers are never going to pass legislation like that.
The toothpaste has been out the tube on that from the beginning, you can't put it back in the tube.
Woke - when you see racism and injustice under every Rock, behind every tree, under every bed & in every closet. When you see racism and injustice everywhere except within your own self righteous behavior.
@@pete5819Thanks for the gibberish. I’m sure it was quite, what? Interesting? Helpful? Whatever…
@@RaggedyHobo math, holding hands, & enjoying snow are all now considered racist now. There are videos. Educate yourself
"... There's a thing called Occam's Razor, which I use to cut my ears off when Clay Higgins speaks..." 😅
America deserves to be able to celebrate its 250th birthday in 2026 with a democratically elected president who respects the Constitution, not a wannabe dictator who didn’t get enough hugs from his dad.
When you say "America deserves it", do you mean : has but in so much efforts into it that it deserves to have what it worked so hard for? Or do you mean : its a God given right that it has, independently of its actions?
@@jfh667I figure it is answer C: American exceptionalism: The US deserves it for being the greatest country ever. It should therefor have a nice birthday...
@@jfh667 Gods are man-made inventions. They don’t give man anything. Democracies that men and women HAVE created through years, decades, centuries of struggle and progress deserve to celebrate milestones free of talentless, egotistical, spiteful, vindictive, deranged authoritarian dictators like Trump who are desperate to seize and hold power because it’s the only thing keeping them out of prison. A made-up God doesn’t need to exist for the majority of a population to want to prevent professional grifters from ruling them.
I say let's make it happen...VOTE!
🇺🇸 BIDEN /HARRIS 2024 🇺🇸
Ur an embarrassment to the navy. Having ur rank as ur profile pic says enough lol
Who remembers Dr Ronny Jackson, the White House doctor who released a report saying Trump was so healthy that, if only he ate a better diet, he could live to be 200 years old? Good news! Now that he's exercising and eating well, he WILL be able to serve out all his prison sentences in full.
Great comment!
At the pace the American legal system plods, an extra 120 years will come in handy.
You will be able to eat a salad grown on Mars before he ever sees the inside of a jail cell.
Omg. When I was trying to buy a house this homeowner tried to tell me about the “ghost busses”. Yeah, he lost the house sale.
Thanks for the Oregon cougar bit.
We grow people a little slow here sometimes.
Perhaps the election should be less about Trump, less about Biden, less about whether you lean red or blue, and more about whether the American people wish to preserve democracy.
Keep media out as well.
Hey, all I know is there is only one party that is pushing for the guy who lifted his speeches from Hitler quotes to be President, and that's the one with all the red hats.
hahahaha, oh, you were serious? Let me laugh harder HAHAHAHAHA But in all honesty, u realy think the USA of today, that basicaly is devided into 2 countries within one set of borders can agree on anything? Were u asleep for the last 20 years?
Mind Begs the Question:
- If Politicians use terms like Vermins,Human Animals
- Not akin to Holocaust,Nazi Germany,World War?
It kind of is its why the poling numbers are joke many don't like either but still gonna gonna vote Biden because they don't want trump.
G'day from Australia 🇦🇺 everyone. Hope everyone in America 🇺🇸 has a Happy Thanksgiving. 🦃
Thank ya mate!
Hope you're having a good spring!
@@ATChick No worries 👍
@@techn1kal1ty Mate it's already summer here. Spring only lasts about a month here then we go straight. Into the sweat box sauna conditions that's our typical summer heat wave that goes untill mid March.
Hey Stephen from Australia. A really funny and stress relieving opening. I saw it all live on Jan 6, it was so clear, Excellent comedy mate, Thanks from the other side of the World, appreciated!!
And to think, he gave this great monologue with a bursting appendix! Oy gevalt!
TFG is really good at finding quack doctors to provide fantasy quotes about his health.
Hell he dictated that note himself.
No Decent Doctor writes like that.
@@moniqueengleman873There is Dr. Fealgood. His favorite.
Just like the quack lawyers.
@@annj.m.s.harlan6836 They say you get what you pay for. If you're Trump, you get what you don't pay for!
Healthy enough for court to skip golf
I love when Stephen breaks and giggles at the jokes 😂❤
Yes, and this is this is probably the 2nd time he's told the jokes. Apparently, they have a rehearsal. The croud was told before the show to say "ghost busses ". Not really sure how it all works out, but he still laughs at the jokes.
It'll get much worse in this hell and there's no way I'll ever forgive anyone for this impossible mission. I've been dragged and there are plenty of more ways to humiliate me like you promised. I will NEVER forgive this country.
Hurrah for Stephen !! I look forward to his show!
What's really messed up Is the quarter of the house of representatives are insurrectionists still representing which is absolutely disgusting and frustrating. We have to vote all of them out next year.
@@mhammer5 Noe?
@@barbarawoodward6794Must have something to do with Noe and Raid. /s
Fixed word police. @@barbarawoodward6794
Are the insurrectionist members of Congress subject to Article 14?
Be interesting if all of them got removed..but MTG...
I don't know what kind of physician reported this. but I'm pretty sure my primary care physician would not make a comment on my mental health. So. I call bullshit. Whether it is Trump's BS or the doctor's.
Yeah, the only times my GP has been informed of my mental health is when it was affecting my physical health, or I needed him to spot me a month of antidepressants when my psychiatrist suddenly lost his medical license. I could probably get him to say I’m “in good mental health” now because I’m not hurting myself but like that doesn’t mean I’m like….normal behind the scenes
I'm so happy that Colbert and Kimmel are back. Love them and at the end of the day I need the laughs!!
Steve, your Show almost cracks my Ribs,the jokes are killers¡!
Actually those unmarked buses that Clay Higgins called Ghostbusters were paid for by Ginni Thomas. Clarence Thomas is probably calling Clay and telling him to shut up. Clay Higgins reminds me of Chip Roy
Your proof is where? In your head?
@@dougeing6521Troll
@@dougeing6521MAGA is a disease.
Funny. The conspiracy traitors connected with the Supreme Court. What a surprise.
@@dougeing6521 No dude I know everything that happens I knew on January the 6th. I know stuff that you don't even know I know that three capital policemen were murdered and not suicided because they were part of the failed coup with the brothers generals Charles and Michael Flynn. I knew Ginni Actually paid for seven busloads of people to come down there I knew about it the day before January the 6th I watched all of you all brag on your social media about what you were doing. I'm always watching. Who are you, Ginni Thomas? Why do you care
My first impression of trump, back in 2016 (I'm a foreigner and had never heard of the figure before he became a presidential candidate), was that he wanted fame, and the opportunity to be in the spotlight on a world scale.
He then tasted the power that comes with the presidency. And he found it very convenient, and in his best trump style did what he could to profit from it on every level and in all possible ways.
He had already been expressing admiration for certain "strongmen". And I think that this, little by little, evolved into downright jealousy; he began yearning after being able to do whatever should take his fancy, just like these other extremely unwholesome "leaders", who unlike him were not reined in by bothersome laws and regulations. Yearning to simply be one of them, too, the biggest and "bestest" of them, probably.
And thus the spotlight craving trump, grew into a power-greedy one. Who wants the freedom to do as he wants, a freedom having nothing to do with democracy.
Because he has definitely shown us that he has nothing but contempt and disregard for law and order.
Today, of course, his power cravings has merged with his desperation to escape having to face accountability for his formidable wrongdoings, something running for the presidency gives one an opportunity to do, seemingly, in the US...
And add to that his petty and burning vengefulness; it would be strange if he isn't dreaming of revenging himself on everyone who he deems as being nasty to him.
And this, dear good sensible people of USA, is just one more reason for you to *NEVER* let him near the White House again.
As I also have been saying/posting now and then:
The trump is a prime example of someone who despises democracy and freedom, but who loves taking advantage of it until having garnered enough power to put an end to it for everyone else.
This is what trump aims for, and he could not be more transparent about it.
.............. ................
I have already posted the above comment a few times.
After trump's latest threats, however...
-there isn't really anything more to add to what trump himself is spewing out, to drive home the fact that you good citizens of the US must do all in your might to keep this mega-menace of a deranged toddleresque corruption on two legs far away from the White House.
And let's just hope, that he ends up behind bars, and forever barred from running for the freaking presidency again!
Some may have seen my writ before, and some may be tired of seeing it. But since I've had people asking me to keep posting/sharing it, that's what I'm doing, now and then, here and there.
I should perhaps have clarified, when I start out saying that my first impression was that he wanted fame, that I mean _more_ fame.
Or, as I say; an opportunity to be in the spotlight on a world scale.
Of course something of the first I saw/learned about the guy was that he already had some "fame" from his involvement in beauty pageants and reality TV.
There's been, you see, a few trumpers trumping out at me that he was already famous.
One even told me this:
"trump already had fame. I stopped reading your comment after the first lines because trump was world-famous long before you were born."
Whilst another (giving me a hearty laugh), assured me that I must be a totally ignorant foreigner who obviously had lived under a rock because trump was incredibly famous on a world wide scale and he had enormous wealth and power.
So there!...
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The immigrant camps will turn onto Trumps political opponents detention centers.
The immigrant camps will turn onto Trumps political opponents detention centers.
Thank you I think you put it perfectly. He has a lot of nicknames, I also like to call him "a fake billionaire tv actor." - more importantly, it is so refreshing to hear foreigners voice support of America and continued hope in Our country, in spite of Our continued failings. (I feel like our government so betrayed the world after 9/11 with the whole colonial efforts in the middle East by George Junior and his cronies. Does anyone remember "freedom Fries?" UGH :/ ) ...- like it or not we are all part of this Global Village and I for one think that is Beautiful and Good. Happy Holidays :)
As an Oregonian, I was nowhere near a park yesterday. My young boyfriend can vouch for me. 😂
Stephen is just so awesome! I LOVE his show, it's always good for a great laugh!
The stupidity of these republican senators who continue to try proving why their cult leader is innocent only to fail so hard isn't even funny anymore... it's just pitiful and pathetic.
it is the other way around too. You keep expecting they will do something to curb Trump. If you'd ignored him, he would probably be a side story by now. But you keep egging them on, weaponizing justice, as they say. It started off with him never being able to become president in the first place. The amount of times I've heard he's doomed isn't funny anymore. Your judicial and political checks and balances are the joke - pitiful and pathetic.
It's not odd these Republicans go all in on the dude... He has been above the law for decades, safe for some slaps on the wrist. That's not on Trump, or the goofy GOP.
It's terrifying that they retain power and that they have bases who will gladly see them maintain it.
BLAME THE VOTERS.
I can provide a very convincing counterpoint. Unfortunately, it’s currently vacationing in Canada and won’t be back for quite some time. I’ll probably let you know when it gets back, but my Internet is totes sketch, so don’t wait up.
Red man said mean words
Imagine thinking watching 40,000 hours of video of a bank not being robed proves someone shown robbing the bank is innocent.
It’s even worse than that. They released 40,000 hours of the robbery and noted that the robbers were disorganized and are trying to argue that they were basically normal bank patrons getting money just like people do at a bank.
@@elliot-sowdon Even worse. Those "basically normal bank patrons" were FBI plants.
No receipt. A sack of only small unmarked bills. Covid mask. And Angry eyebrows.
Did Trump rob a bank?
I'm more concerned about these gentlemen being disrobed while watching 40,000 hours of video... 😂
Is it just me or was the writing for this episode just next level 🤣🤣
Reminds me of that old local news video when the reporter is talking about a cougar in the area, then a house cat walks by in the shot and pauses. He casually says "That's not it..." It'' hysterical 😂
Trump releases a note about his health, but I still see he’s in court for multiple things so it seems to me that Biden isn’t in court, but Trump is.
which means one of two things. Biden is not a criminal and Trump is, or Biden is a way better criminal than Trump.
Biden SHOULD be in court. So should Hunter.
@@morpher44 Modern conservatives are so fcking stupid they painted themselves into a corner. Either there was no stolen election or the entire GOP is too incompetent to find even one single shred of evidence.
@@morpher44 _"which means one of two things. Biden is not a criminal and Trump is, or Biden is a way better criminal than Trump."_
The ruse is in pretending that those two things are equally probable. It is a trick that is used by religious apologists all the time... and it only works on the truly gullible. Do you have substantiating evidence for Biden being a better criminal, or are you just one of the Mag-ullibles? ;-]
Its amazing the have zero evidance of any crimes and some how that means he has no inditments... Maybe if trump treated his patsies better he would have over 90 people testifing agaisnt him handing over so much evidance that trumps own layers said if it was printed out it would be taller then the statue of liberty lol
Mean while you can't eve find a post it note of any evidance on Biden go figure lol.
The late show with stephen colbert is still number 1 in late night comedy shows.
This isn't comedy...it's hack..Colbert us a leftist tool..he's full of prunes..
electing billionairs for potus whether blue or red,
is always sure to be a working man's regret.
Millions disagree. I doubt you are a working man, maybe a young hipster from California. My dad is a truck driver & was NEVER happier than when Trump was in office. I'm a lawyer, work 60 hour weeks & love Trump as well!
There were far more millions that didn't!!!!
@@pete5819 now look at the thumbs up at your comment and at my comment, and realise that much more working class people DO see that these elections are RIGGED by the rich elite than not , PS you haven't seen the picture of trump and biden playing golf together I assume, and f.Y.I i am a gardener, and sometimes a voluntary musician, i work 5 sometimes 6 days a week, almost all year and in the winter I take almost whatever work i can get, but thank you for calling me young, that made my day as I am over 40 .
There's a bank nearby that got robbed. Of course they had security footage of the incident. They also recorded 1000's of hours of video of the bank not being robbed.
“Trump never cared about America.”
In other news, water is wet, and the floor is made of floor
He never cared about his wives or women either.
The floor is Lava. Many people have said it. Bigly. The floor is lava. They’re all saying it. Lava floor.
with tears running down there face.@@loretta5653
Well, your "uncaring" former president is going to win the next election. Explain that...
@@michaelrmurphy2734 -Yeah, he should have remained faithful like Bill Clinton. Oh, wait.....
Check the fine print of doctors report for a worthless clause.😂
The cougar story reminds me of earlier this year, when in Berlin, Germany, people thought a lioness was on the loose (video and all) and police were combing through the woods only to say after a few days it was probably a wild boar. 🤔
His weight loss is due to all of the walking in and out of multiple court houses.
Great to see the audience for once!
6:08 Because some people want to hold him accountable for the things he says and does, while the other side wants to make excuses for him.
Thank you, as always Stephen for your comic relief during this horrific time in our lives!🙏❤️
So you ask, "how can anyone vote for a guy who's said the things he has said and done the things he has done?" Well, there are folks in this country who can confuse a house cat with a cougar. In summary, we are screwed. Please vote... but only if you can tell a tabby from a puma.
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This is the SECOND story I've heard of a cat being mistaken for (or, at least, shown on camera during a story of) a cougar! Some people REALLY need to see an optometrist!!! 😂
Here in Germany, in Berlin, somebody mistook a boar for a lion, some time past. At least, that's what people seem to have found out some time later. Before that, there was quite an upheaval about it, understandably. -- Admittedly, a boar can grow rather big on all the food left about in cities with lots of public green like Berlin, but still: The average body proportions of a lion are somewhat different from that of a boar. I haven't managed to find any picture of the presumed lion, but for whomever saw whatever it was, probably a good pair of new glasses *and* some elementary textbooks on animals would be indicated.
Another weird thing is that cougars are native to and not uncommon in Oregon. So even if it was an actual cougar I find it weird that it would be considered news worthy.
Well, there are some Maine Coon cats who grow to be enormous.... As seen on RUclips. And the ones I've seen have ears that do look more like a wild cat. Plus a very stern facial expression. But maybe they are bigger than a typical cougar?
@@jwoolman5 I do understand that. But in the case of the one I mentioned, it was a video of a tabby cat. 🤣
@@rgnestle- ha ha. If only it had at least been an orange cat ....
I call my cats house panthers but at least so far, no visits from wild animal control people. Not even for the grouch.
Awesome cake. We did one for my late father-in-law's 90th. It set off the smoke alarm.
My niece sent me one in a box that when opened had exploding fake butterflies. Awesome, but terrifying and hilarious
My grandma's 80th birthday cake went up like that too
@@bettyjones113 I need a source for the exploding butterflies; I want more of THAT in my life!
Mr. S. Colbert...1st time in your hooting career you made me cry with happiness. Thanks🤣🤣
Donnie and the GOP want power and don't care how they get it... not just breaking rules and laws, but also hearts and souls...
Vote Blue 💙
Too bad I don't really like team Blue either. Both of them are kind of fucked in their own unique way and I don't want to just have a binary choice. Vote "fuck this 2 party bs".
Dude, you’re ubiquitous !
Biden and Trump are bed buddies.. it’s all theatre..
@@TheActionBastard Reminder: not voting is a vote for Trump.
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I'd prefer to be omniscient...
Thank You, Stephen and LSSC Crew!
Love you Steve. I am thankful you. Thanks for all the laughs.
Only in America can you fool so many people so easily !
Clay Higgins... mind works so slowly he has to read his lie bcz he can't remember he has short term memory loss.
Clay Higgins sounds exactly like he is a mob boss interrogating the FBI director! 😆
Remember all the people who walked out of trump’s administration when he first took office. They knew!
A "Ghost Bus" in the Transportation Industry is what you call a scheduled bus that never shows up because of a last minute driver absence (no-show) or an equipment failure that could not be covered with the existing fleet. I don't know where that yahoo got that term as he used it.
The "Cougar" was a Maine Coon (largest domestic cat in the US). They frequently grow larger than a bobcat, and as large as a lynx.
It still doesn't look anything like a cougar (mountain lion).
Who wrote that letter? Dr Mel Practice, of course!
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Worth noting those people peacefully walking through the capitol building were still committing felony trespassing... and they entered through doors and had to step around or on the broken glass of the violent rioters in order to go into the building... the Police standing there watching them were outnumbered and were doing the right thing by standing aside and observing so they could report later on the people they saw causing vandalism, and could be witnesses in any criminal proceedings... 5 police officers died as a result of that day, and that number has likely climbed since... one protestor died and thats because she did not follow basic instructions from an officer pointing their firearm at her and warning her that if she crossed that threshold she *WOULD* be shot... make no mistake there was groups present that instigated the violence that day and the worked up crowd who had just listened to two hours of speakers telling them they needed to fight and that sometimes spilling blood was needed to save a country, and so they were prepped and ready for violence when the far right terrorist groups instigated violence they surrounding crowd was *MORE* than happy to participate.
Ghost Buses in the Sky? Not sure that was the great cowboy epic I recall from childhood...
I’d rather the courts call the 6th than trump call the fifth…
0:39 That just means Trump can't plead insanity in his Georgia and New York trials
Once again, he screws himself over without trying.
I Love u Stephen Colbert. U make me LOL like no one else! Thank u 🙏❤️
The joke that a "cougar" was spotted in Tigard (tie-gurd) seems like a missed opportunity.
I rode a ghost bus in New Orleans for the ghost tour😂 it was a lot of fun.
Question… Is trumps new doctor… Dr. Demento?
It's Dr Nick Rivera from The Simpson's...
Maybe Dr. Teeth. Actually, has anybody ever seen Trump and Animal from the Muppets in the same room together?
Is Biden's doctor Dr. Kill patient?
Probably Dr. Malachi "Love"-Robinson.
Go ahead, look him up. IYKYK.
please don't insult Dr Demento like that, thanks
Great show ! You always make me laugh out loud! 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦
Words can't describe my pain and suffering and this misery is also devoid of company because when everyone is the enemy there's no way to NOT admit myself as anything to anyone. Dig?
Love the store about the cougar in my home town of Portland , Oregon. Our model for Portland is "Keep Portland Weird"... That just proved Portland is living up to our model. Lol
Did you see the giant renegade inflatable hamburger in Newberg?
Did you see the giant renegade inflatable hamburger in Newberg?