It's a common misconception that Canadians commit a lot of warcrimes but the truth is that reggie is commiting so many that he is throwing off the statistics
Sometimes Reggie absolutely shocks me with his intelligence. You can’t just casually use words like “crenellations” Reggie. don’t let the government catch onto your intelligence
Reggie is probably already on multiple watchlists. Pretty sure there's a branch of intelligence services just watching if he's still limiting his warcrimes to games, because they all fear the day he starts in the real world ...
8:59 extremely accurate to the lore of the ogres, the old ones were making the ogres till chaos came about and they never finished creating the ogres, wernt able to give them them a home, but they were meant to be the ultimate faction against chaos
basically they hd their baseline traits but they weren't given a proper society to build upon. they'd probably have replaced humans were it not for chaos' invasion. now they are far too primitive.
Fun fact; when Reggie talked about the bore of Golgf*g's gun, "bore" and "guage" are how big the barrel is, based on how much lead can be thrown out of that gun, with the number denoting "fractions of a pound". "12 guage" shotgun (12 bore) = If you had a pound of lead and had to melt it down to make bullets, and in order to fit down the barrel of your gun (so it wouldn't explode in your hand) you turned that pound of lead into 12 bullets "8 Guage" = Same as above, but you were only able to make 8 bullets out of a pound of lead that were able to fit down the barrel of the gun. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Golg[trigger-word-that-youtube's-Not-See-censorship-bot-will-throw-a-fit-over]'s pistol was a 1 bore/guage pistol, lol. Just a straight up small cannon throwing a 1 pound lead ball at some poor bugger.
That explanation is great, but confused me for a moment as I know 8-gauge is bigger than the common 12-gauge, but it seems so backwards sometimes. Thank you
Why is it that Reggies videos always start with a coherent edited section but halfway through his mentality just starts deteriorating and from there we can only expect a madmans ramble 10/10 your vids addicting
I actually cheered out loud when I saw this video was a like an hour and 16 minutes I never been so happy to get to watch Reggie beat peasants for an hour you make my covid feel so much better.
I showed my Dad some of your videos over the holidays- i don't think i've ever seen him laugh so much, possbily cumulativly, prior to him seeing Rodney
43:21 Karl Franz is well known as the greatest statesman in the old world. You though he wouldn't see you coming from the first contract with how you behaved?
Well well well if it isnt my favorite Uncle Reggie an his dementia episodes ahhhh time to sip only the finest of motor oils and get back to the mines before he beats me with a garden shoe.
you know it's a good video when reggie threatens to take someone to his dungeon and make him his "personal slave" within the first 5 minutes of the video
Who would've thought that the campaign about new Ogre faction, would be defined with one of the things that were in the game for a long while... That is the pretty much second Sword of Khaine.
"That's corporate America, that's what we're fighting against." [...] "Anyway I wanna thank Creative Assembly for sponsoring this video" (yes, I know CA are British)
You upload another Warhammer video as I get back into it and AND while I'm rewatching the other Warhammer videos. Reggie, while I do not appreciate you being in my walls I am grateful for this new video.
I know it's going to be a 40k show, but personally I would absolutely love it so much more if they did a Warhammer fantasy show with Henry Cavill as Karl Franz. The thought of it makes me harder than Karl was when he was going at you here.
I love the CA sponsored you to play their unique ogre merc faction and instead of playing it like they probably intended you decided to re-enact the Normandy landings for 50 turns
If I dont see a slim or just buff Ogre, I dont consider them obese. Its like you cant say that a hippo or elephant is fat, they arent and that fact is as much scary as both of them charging. They are fast.
I'm going to keep saying this until it gets traction: We need a collaboration between Reggie and Ambiguous Amphibian. Reggie is basically just AA's unhinged cousin from Canada. It would make for great content. They could do a Kenny vs Spenny style video game series (I think it's pretty obvious who is Kenny and who is Spenny here).
For anyone like me who wanted to know, the sauce at 7:49 is "Fela Pure: Mitarashi-san Chi no Jijou The Animation" and the actual part of the video you are looking for is 27 minutes and 39 seconds in. Godspeed.
Here is a bit of cheese: If an enemy has many friends, you can go to someone they are at war with, and offer to join that war. Then you can fight the guys you want, without their friends joining.
Just bought and played Warhammer 3 today! First time ever playing it! I played as the iron dragon for my first playthrough. Did great. Conquered the local cities. Confederated the wall. Defeated any chaos that came to my land! Lost to skaven. Played empire next! Lost to the rebels. Restarted! Beat the rebels! Lost to beastmen. RELEASE ME!!!!
Join my utopia today with Omens of Destruction: play.totalwar.com/Reggie
How does it feel being sponsored by such a beautiful game, instead of the "great" RAID?
Reggie, as a certified gamer, can you recommend this game?
Also love you content man your a top tier psychopath
No
Oil up
I'm over here strokin' my gut. I got gravy on my gut. I'm strokin' my gut. I'm hungry as fuck. I'm an ogre for real
I regret learning how to read
@@TheevilaphidI dont
in an ad free world this would be the pinned comment
Pyrocynical's ideal mate
I despise that I know what your referencing too.
The long awaited sequel to „Conquering the world with obesity.“
Obesity Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Conquering the world with obesity American Edition
First it was obesity
Then was the elderly
then the wealthy
and it all comes full circle
Reggie chuckling when hypothetically describing himself as normal is definitely a vibe for this channel
its work reggie. when he goes home any grievances stay at his work place.
Straight up a Patrick Bateman moment.
@@smiegtoas his wife, I can tell you he only gets worse at home
@@flooghini5248 Reggie is literally Patrick Bateman who is lierally me. I am Reggie and so is everyone here
@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 We are Reggie
It's a common misconception that Canadians commit a lot of warcrimes but the truth is that reggie is commiting so many that he is throwing off the statistics
Yep, you would think there would be multiple outliers. Nope. Reggie is THE OUTLIER.
YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S BRINGING THE CANADIAN AVERAGE DOWN BY NEARLY 80%! SHAMEFUL!
They didn't commit them, they made them. It was reggies idea to switch from beans to grenades in the trenches.
The Geneva convention was created thanks to Canada, they fuckin live war crimes 😂
He's proud of his Canadian heritage, just like me
12:40 "Everyones dead, GO HOME!" My brother in christ, you are invading their home.
golgkleaper is an interesting name
It really is
I lost it when I saw kleeper's icon over the name
@@Destroyahx2im outta the loop what does it mean
@@Destroyahx2 what does it mean?
@@Starry-one5996they are good friends
50:43 Absolutely no good sentence has ever started out with "I've seen LiveLeak videos where ..."
Waking up to a Reggie post is at leat .2% better than not waking up at all like I was hoping
Leat, leat, leat, leat
Amen 🙏
Ogres my lord
These brutish nomads are as strong as they are stupid.
Ogres my lord
Ogres my lord
Ogres my lord
Ogres my lord
Sometimes Reggie absolutely shocks me with his intelligence. You can’t just casually use words like “crenellations” Reggie. don’t let the government catch onto your intelligence
Reggie is probably already on multiple watchlists. Pretty sure there's a branch of intelligence services just watching if he's still limiting his warcrimes to games, because they all fear the day he starts in the real world ...
8:59 extremely accurate to the lore of the ogres, the old ones were making the ogres till chaos came about and they never finished creating the ogres, wernt able to give them them a home, but they were meant to be the ultimate faction against chaos
Ooh fire, has no idea
*had
Yeah Ogres can literally eat daemons, somehow
basically they hd their baseline traits but they weren't given a proper society to build upon. they'd probably have replaced humans were it not for chaos' invasion. now they are far too primitive.
1:11 in and already a solid dis.
That little bit where you edited kleaper over the young gentleman's name was quite humorous, 2 thumbs up
Absolutely diabolical hijinx
My favorite homosexual has posted
And Canadian too
@ebourque3464 he is a creature for sure
@@ebourque3464 Same thing
Thanks for the smiles this year, Reggie! I just know there's gonna be tons of laughs next year as well with you around!
Was considering leaping from the nearest clocktower but Signore Reginaldo rides to my defense.
Thank you, internet funnyman.
My favorite lawbreaking amorphous green slime droplet
Who also wears fancy suits and ties while doing so. Professionals have class.
@@nicolasromani3523 nothing but business
@@maxchristen8586gotta look good while ordering the death of millions
The kleeper drive by at the start got me
Ah yes, finally the funny man inside my phone released a new (definitely real) video on ”youtube”. WAKEUP WAKEUP WAKEUP WAKEUP WAKEUP
I like how he starts it off with "gentlemen cause he knows no women watch him lmao
forced my ex to watch him lol
@@Starbringer117 lmao
@@Starbringer117 There's a reason it is now the ex
@@BluePlant "it"
Day 36 my disguise is working
(short hair and a hoodie)
Fun fact; when Reggie talked about the bore of Golgf*g's gun, "bore" and "guage" are how big the barrel is, based on how much lead can be thrown out of that gun, with the number denoting "fractions of a pound".
"12 guage" shotgun (12 bore) = If you had a pound of lead and had to melt it down to make bullets, and in order to fit down the barrel of your gun (so it wouldn't explode in your hand) you turned that pound of lead into 12 bullets
"8 Guage" = Same as above, but you were only able to make 8 bullets out of a pound of lead that were able to fit down the barrel of the gun.
It wouldn't surprise me at all if Golg[trigger-word-that-youtube's-Not-See-censorship-bot-will-throw-a-fit-over]'s pistol was a 1 bore/guage pistol, lol. Just a straight up small cannon throwing a 1 pound lead ball at some poor bugger.
That explanation is great, but confused me for a moment as I know 8-gauge is bigger than the common 12-gauge, but it seems so backwards sometimes. Thank you
What an insane (positive) measurement system lmao
I must say these little intro speeches for the ennemy are really cool. It would be great if you continue using these in future videos
0:18 MGSV: Weight Has Five Zeroes and The Phantom Fridge
51:56 My favorite part of any Reggie video is the 3 quarter mark where he loses his sanity and just starts getting mad
"I feel like I just declared war on NATO"
And thats why this channel is awesome.
If I do not watch your videos Reggie...
Then the voices in my head will want to violate the Geneva convention again
l wish the voices in my head taIked to me, instead of me just being conscious that they're there somewhere taIking among themselves.
I wish the voices would stop talking they make too much noise😢
You mean the Geneva checklist?
Gotta say I respect you for actually declaring war on W&N rather than just using join war with the deceiver to MAYBE not pull some of her allies in.
Why is it that Reggies videos always start with a coherent edited section but halfway through his mentality just starts deteriorating and from there we can only expect a madmans ramble
10/10 your vids addicting
Codius puts the lotion on his skin or he gets the hose again.
Bro what
@@Cursedpeopleakajuice Yes he will, Precious, he will get the hose again.
I absolutely love how you and Kleaper are such great friends LOOOL
I actually cheered out loud when I saw this video was a like an hour and 16 minutes I never been so happy to get to watch Reggie beat peasants for an hour you make my covid feel so much better.
I showed my Dad some of your videos over the holidays- i don't think i've ever seen him laugh so much, possbily cumulativly, prior to him seeing Rodney
Can't believe I just watched a full 1 hour and 16 minute video straight. 10/10 video as always
31:20 "i am feeling romantical" 😭😭😭😭😭
43:21 Karl Franz is well known as the greatest statesman in the old world. You though he wouldn't see you coming from the first contract with how you behaved?
The level of spite Reggie holds towards the wood elves will never get old
I don't know why, kinda new to the channel but Reggie 2 has such a different vibe that I absolutely love lol
"Don't help him, don't give his jacket" got me good
So glad to know that aside from in total war warhammer 3 the usa is totaly fictional
3:19 my youtube started buffering after you said that like it needed a moment to prosess that 😂😂😂😂
local man learns why you dont grab nemesis crown if you plan on having more then one good army
Reggie’s total war videos are my comfort videos, something about them just makes me happy
48:29 was not expecting a quote from Zach
1:08:47 The "cholesterol collision" is glorious, top marks, Reginald.
Well well well if it isnt my favorite Uncle Reggie an his dementia episodes ahhhh time to sip only the finest of motor oils and get back to the mines before he beats me with a garden shoe.
Reggie: "Everyone's dead, GO HOME!"
BrilliantStupidity & Zerk: "First Siege? "
23:58 I didnt expect a Gunt cameo lmfao
Seeing PPP and Ralph on this channel genuinely gave me whiplash
I love these guys. My second favorite faction next to orks and their nonsense. They are just the happiest duo in this world.
you know it's a good video when reggie threatens to take someone to his dungeon and make him his "personal slave" within the first 5 minutes of the video
Creative Assembly: Hey could you make a video for us but not make it wierd?
Reggie: Absolutely.
*Get in my dungeon and put on the dress, Codius.*
An hour plus of LARGE AND IN CHARGE?!
"A courtesy thumb" has to be one of the best phrases that I am definitely going to use.
1:13:18
Not just any dragon. A weird death dragon with laser breath.
53:48 "Wulfrik - Stabbed euronymous 23 times"
God tier reference
Who would've thought that the campaign about new Ogre faction, would be defined with one of the things that were in the game for a long while... That is the pretty much second Sword of Khaine.
"That's corporate America, that's what we're fighting against."
[...]
"Anyway I wanna thank Creative Assembly for sponsoring this video"
(yes, I know CA are British)
7:35 I was looking away for a second and saw this…
If you need sauce feel free to say so
Drop the sauce? @@bigchungus3051
Suffice to say, I know that mouth.
@@VulcanHyperion indeed its „fella pure“
That wave of degeneracy that hit me when I realized I recognize that mouth...
1:13:04 crazy how I could hear “Pokémon go to the poles” by that hand movement alone
Joe Ogren's next podcast gonna be wild
You upload another Warhammer video as I get back into it and AND while I'm rewatching the other Warhammer videos. Reggie, while I do not appreciate you being in my walls I am grateful for this new video.
My brain activity just peaked as soon as I saw a reggie notification (I have been in hibernation since the last video)
I love these long TWIII videos, the commentary is hilarious. Glad to see a new DLC, should mean more future content.
I know it's going to be a 40k show, but personally I would absolutely love it so much more if they did a Warhammer fantasy show with Henry Cavill as Karl Franz. The thought of it makes me harder than Karl was when he was going at you here.
Love his slow dissent into madness. Makes the video perfection!
America versus the entirety of Europe
7:36 Fella Hame Pure, both animated and manga are top tier. Fue is an amazing artist.
2 steps behind, Reggie is always 2... Steps... Behind.
Also 11:51, this part is funny asf because Reggie says this with The utmost seriousness
I think everyone here who's been to public school knows the exact person he's talking about there lol
I love the CA sponsored you to play their unique ogre merc faction and instead of playing it like they probably intended you decided to re-enact the Normandy landings for 50 turns
"I used American units to conquer Europe in Total Warhammer 3." that should be a title
The noise that left my mouth at the sentence "Not even a courtesy thumb?" cannot be replicated by mortal mouths
this secondary channel is of higher production quality than 70% of youtube
Gulg: "After all we've done for you! How could you attack my empire!?"
Karl:"...It's MY empire!"
Ah yes the fanatical decotion we share to our most mad lord reggie
At my lowest poinst in my Life, does you videos bring me joy. Thanks Reggie. I wish you
a new Year
New Year? New Video? and its over an 1hr Good God I am blessed
and Happy New Year Reggie and to our fellow viewers....
The courtesy thumb bit absolutely wrecked me!
If I dont see a slim or just buff Ogre, I dont consider them obese.
Its like you cant say that a hippo or elephant is fat, they arent and that fact is as much scary as both of them charging. They are fast.
Bold of Reggie to censor the most dangerous name in the game so far with Kleaper and then go on to describe heinous plans with Codius
Yakuza never forgets and neither shall I
He said on Discord the part 2 for Yakuza is coming in January
@@Espartano692 i think this is funny so ima keep doing it until it comes out or Reggie outright tells me to stop.
@@Espartano692 I think it is funny so ima keep doing it until the video comes out or Reggie outright tells me to stop
@@GrenShep14 nice
"Ogre Hospitality" aka violently tenderizing you with several hammers before eating you, whether you survived the process or not
Major respect towards Reg for using his on chance to be homophobic without consequence 1:08
Im like 100% confident that the only reason why Reggie got a sponsor from Sega is that he held someone there hostage
I love you green goop man
I really liked the editing in this video. The editor matches Reggie’s vibe so well
7 : 35 I think the sauce is fella pure h anime You can thank me later 👍.
You're welcome 😊
Fela Pure: Mitarashi-san Chi no Jijou The Animation
I am starting to believe Reggie really likes the word terrific
I'm going to keep saying this until it gets traction: We need a collaboration between Reggie and Ambiguous Amphibian.
Reggie is basically just AA's unhinged cousin from Canada. It would make for great content. They could do a Kenny vs Spenny style video game series (I think it's pretty obvious who is Kenny and who is Spenny here).
Seeing that “very low reliability”
Knowing exactly what was coming next.
Don’t break your treaties kids. You’ll get ganked
first. also wait so the United states are real *panic ensues* :3
Reggie I'm loving the little intros for the legendary lords you've been doing
It's only been a month! Can your psyche handle this much torture!?
I don't know, but I can't wait to watch.
Feliz año amigo, me encanta tu contenido, en este canal o en el principal, me encanta todo lo que haces gracias y sigue así amigo ❤
For anyone like me who wanted to know, the sauce at 7:49 is "Fela Pure: Mitarashi-san Chi no Jijou The Animation" and the actual part of the video you are looking for is 27 minutes and 39 seconds in. Godspeed.
Here is a bit of cheese:
If an enemy has many friends, you can go to someone they are at war with, and offer to join that war.
Then you can fight the guys you want, without their friends joining.
Awesome VIdeo we can clearly see all the hardwork that goes into these
Reggies conquest on the elves almost single handedly stopped by one fancy gal with real fancy eyebrows.
omg how lovley. i am a very new fan of your channel and i am very glad to see a new release from you. also happy new years everyone!
Just bought and played Warhammer 3 today! First time ever playing it!
I played as the iron dragon for my first playthrough.
Did great. Conquered the local cities. Confederated the wall. Defeated any chaos that came to my land!
Lost to skaven.
Played empire next! Lost to the rebels.
Restarted! Beat the rebels!
Lost to beastmen.
RELEASE ME!!!!
Wulfrik after losing the 27th war against the ogres: "Tis but a flesh wound"