D&D Story: Chicken Sandwich Civil War
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- Опубликовано: 14 авг 2023
- Today we have a D&D Story from Loot Goblin himself about a chicken sandwich that started a civil war.
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_ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP_
These chicken sandwiches were made in a bomb factory.
@@lootgoblinmarketplaceyes, a factory... a BOMB, factory... they're bombs.
IM SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A Bomb.
I could go for a barbecue baco- *AAAAAAAA*
@@lootgoblinmarketplace Do they come with pies of unknown flavor?
Honestly, giving dnd and all of the stories, starting a civil war over a chicken sandwich, might be one of the mildest reasons to start a civil war in dnd.
Yeah, for my party it was on the mild side. I definitely will have spicier ones down the road.
I remember the reddit drama over someone saying ‘chicken sandwich’.
"Goblins are fungi that spawn from spores spread by other goblins"
WAAAGH!
Brother get the flamer,
The heavy flamer
I used to work in the Food Industry and I can tell you right now that this is how.....90% of all the best Fast Food Joint's were founded.....
I’m pretty sure my player saw breaking bad and figured a fast food place seems like a good front. I’m 100% sure that this happens all over too.
@@lootgoblinmarketplace hey, it could've been worse. One of my player's(my own little brother, in fact) came up with a Scam that was an ungodly union of a Ponzi and Pyramid scheme. The idea was that you paid him 2 gold for Permanent Resurrection Insurance and 5% interest in his Company(Buckland Enterprises). The Company would pay for all Adventuring Expenses(Company got first dibs on any Magic Items found, however) and, if you died during "Work hours" your share if the Company would go to whoever you designated (or His PC if you didn't have any). Once your Resurrected, you unfortunately have to pay 3 gold for the insurance again and 5% of the Company. I'll let you guys figure out where the catch is in this "Contract", but Sufficed to say, he got a lot of Employees during that Campaign....
@@lootgoblinmarketplace There's even a movie about it about the founding of mcdonald's
That would explain why Goblin’s seem to pop up almost anywhere.
The Vigilante class sounds cool
Vigilante can be a lot of fun. You get a decent martial class and a very strong party face
Voice Quills has poisoned my mind whenever I read "Chicken Sandwich"
Yo the goblins are the 40k orks
Definitely an inspiration!
I'm pretty sure I started a civil war after a series of misunderstandings stemming in part from what amounted to fantasy Shark Tank. The town we were in was run by four merchant tycoons and the party had recipes for potions that would probably make any of them a lot wealthier. After a series of negotiations, we got two of them to make a joint offer, and we took the deal, which made the other two very unhappy. Later, we went to a mine on our way to our next destination to investigate some rumors concerning the current overarching plot, and we saw what we thought were raiders poised to ambush us, so we attacked them, but it turned out they were miners that were in the middle of defending the mine from a school of dune sharks (which is apparently a thing there), so we try to help them, but end up making things worse, and when the mine overseer tries to forcibly stop us, we killed her and her cronies. This is where I screwed up: before she was killed, I announced that we were here on behalf of one of those merchants we made a deal with (which was kind of true), and she responded by telling us that the mine we're destroying (by accident) belongs to one of the merchants we didn't make a deal with, meaning if anyone heard me and survived, they'd probably think this was a planned attack, so I went up to her body and tried to plant evidence pointing to the other merchant we didn't make a deal with, since we hated her for various reasons and wouldn't care if two jerks took each other out. However, I rolled a nat 1 on my check to pull this off, and the DM ruled that I thought it was a perfect frame job despite it being obvious that something was up there. We'll see how this turns out at some point down the road, but I doubt it'll end well for us.
your for shure sleeping with thoes sand sharks
@@lechking941 I almost did, but that was because I leapt onto one's back and stabbed it repeatedly after it killed the adorable fantasy creature I was riding. I forgot to take into account that they could move in three dimensions, not two, and it dove down, allowing the other sharks to swarm me. I had to be bailed out by the warlock. Not my proudest moment.
I'd love to see some personal DND stories
I definitely want to do more!
Wait a second... Loot Goblin makes long form videos??? I thought he only made shorts!
I guess it's time to see what I've been missing out on.
This is the kind of shenanigans I love ttrpgs for. Can't wait to hear more wacky stories :)
i mean, considering the fact that i had my barbarian hop a train stile because she was influenced by an animated maple leaf's acab goading, i'm not surprised shenanigans ensued because of a chicken sandwich
Sounds like the Dark Sun setting
There was definitely some inspiration there!
@@lootgoblinmarketplace it’s definitely good inspiration for dark souls
You should look into the start of the breakdown of Yugoslavia. Weather the act itself is true or not. both sides claimed that someone had a beer bottle shoved up their butt in a fight that began because of ethnic tensions. The rioting then led to the collapse of an entire country and the modern balkans we know and love today.
Suffice to say, historically speaking... a civil war over a sandwhich isnt that far-fetched. (honorary mention: the war of the bucket in switzerland)
I Like this video, you have good voice and mic quality for this type of content.
Gonna start binge watching the rest now
1:30 those gobbos sound the same as warhammer greenskins...DAKKA DAKKA. so many pop culture references. IM OLD GREG! this story earned my sub
My campaign loves Old Greg and didn’t catch the reference for a long time!
I love your videos! please pump out more content like this; this surely was a humorous video.
You lived your life for the city. You going to die for some chicken sandwiches?
Someone is . . .
love ur vids found you this week already watched al ur videos keep up the good work.
The War of the Sandwich
I love it when RPG politics ends up being a bunch of innocent and hilarious tomfoolery instead of some super-serious thing.
Wars were started over lesser things. Still I'm surprised this humorous tale took place in what was esstianlly the Dark Souls universe. I want to find out what happened after all this. There has to be more to this.
I will definitely add more to this story overtime!
@@lootgoblinmarketplace There's more? Great. I'm looking forward to the part where peace is established with some French fries.
The War of the Bucket comes to mind
Nice shenanigans you got there Mr. Goblin, need more c:
whole family apart of the party
This was helarious and a great change of pace from horror stories.
Mind if I ask you to make a video telling us the origin of Loot Goblin?
So this story is definitely up there in terms of personal D&D stories. I might have to put that together after a few others I have planned.
@@lootgoblinmarketplace yaay!
Finally a video where people don’t comment as soon as the video comes out and take time to watch it. Seriously. What is up with that.
Goblin, please don't turn this video into a million shorts....
I won’t. I’m back to trying to keep the long videos and short videos separate so people can enjoy what they like!
@@lootgoblinmarketplace Oh, that's good! I've seen some other dnd youtubers post videos fully and then cut them up into pieces to get more views. I've seen the head of vecna as a short and a full video and thought that it might be for getting views....
@@fishingfishkaI’ve done it a few times for stories like Krod that is a series or shorter stories or Vecna, but for these longer horror stories and personal stories it feel like it doesn’t quite flow. I’ve noticed that is doesn’t do to well when I keep posting it in parts so I’ve dialed it back.
And the name of that fried chicken empire: Los Pollos Hermanos
There was definitely some inspirations to breaking bad on the characters end.
For me McChicken is the best fantasy chicken sandwich
So many kinds of goblins so little time
Puncho, Gobbo (Fisto), Stabbo, and Grabbo!
Don't get me wrong, I like chicken sandwiches. At the same time, a war being started from that is equally as silly as the emu war and the pig war.
So the setting is Darksun Lite
chimken
Samich
boy if you think that's whacky you should should hear about Serbia and that bottle.
Yaaaaayyyy silly story :D
They can’t all be horror stories 😂
@@lootgoblinmarketplace and im glad it wasn't
Wars have been started for dumber reasons in OUR world. Just saying.