America Sucks Less
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
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With NSA spying, drone strikes and war, America isn't the shining beacon of hope it used to be. But it could be worse. We could be anywhere else. Leave it to country music to find a way to stay patriotic in these dark times.
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The entire fucking world is shit, im going to the fucking moon.
+Relatible Watch a bunch of asshats follow and fuck up the moon too.
Fuck the moon nigga I'm going to pluto
Scientist said that wasn't a planet, bet they say you can't survive there either.
Jack of Spades hahahaha yeah / oui :)
+Relatible good point, see you there friend.
"Mostly not diseased" well that one DID NOT age well
If you do the math only 0.9% has caught corona, so still mostly not diseased lol
“Brazil is full of riots.”
@@6piecechickenmcnuggets23 Brazil is aways full of riots, that one didn't age a single day
on the contrary it aged like fine wine XD
Koal I mean the US is -has- had a lot of BLM riots.
Watching this from a village in Nepal with WiFi. 😂
Can I come stay with you? It sucks here
@@shiperobin where is here??
@@helloyouthere8133 America
Pics or it didn't happen
@@drunknklr3071 Where do I send you a photo?
This song belongs in the 'country' music station of the next Grand theft Auto game.
No, I'm not joking. It would fit in perfectly.
Yea it would actually.
Oh, it absolutely would
I also think that their song about big tobacco would be really good in the GTA radio
Then you better email Rockstar soon, since the radio stations for the next GTA are already being worked on
Also would fit right into FC5
I was waiting for Canada in that song.
+zark airzander .
A Suprisingly Sexy Potato :(
***** *sigh* they mean America meaning USA.
+Max Dell (TheHangbackKing) The massive amounts of US flags in the video, the discussion of Congress, Senate, and Republicans.
+Max Dell (TheHangbackKing) why did he talk about Mexico then? he even mentioned Canada at the end, this was about US of America
One of my extremely patriotic friends posted this video on his Instagram. I don’t think he realized that this was a satirical song.
That is the most American thing ever. one cannot America further then this
Ignorance is bliss.
@@moomoodeadcow Ignorance is constant sickness and not knowing why.
Satirical or not, there is a point to what he sings here. There are a lot of places in the world that are worse than the US. However, I do prefer Europe since we fixed the "no Froyo"-problem ;-)
@@ScienceSupersedesFaith There are a lot of worse places, but that's not what he's singing about. He's focusing on the problems of other places and ignoring the problems here.
I'm American and if there's something I know from living here for my whole life it's that we can make fun of our own country but if a foreigner does it we get really offended.
there's people like that in every country. Just pity them and move on
well something is really wrong if you allow other people to criticize your country
@@Arikarinful what does that mean
Not you are United stadian, America is the whole continent
@@JuanESalazar For fuck's sake. The continents are called North America and South America, The "Americas" refer to North and South America as a whole, "America" refers to the U.S. North Americans refer to people living in North America. South Americans refer to people living in South America. "Americans" refer to the people of the United States.
“Mostly Not Diseased”
Corona virus: Let me fix that.
It's like defunding the CDC was somehow not the greatest idea...
@@hazukichanx408 You're brainwashed.
@@don7777s Yeah, you're right, it was a totally ace move to defund the center for disease control despite the fact that disease exists, population centers keep growing and frequent international travel is a fact of life. Next, Trump should get rid of the fire departments everywhere - fires are a hoax! You just have to rake properly. Right?^^
this is the best comment ever
@@hazukichanx408 thats why miilions are dying right?
U.S - B
U.K - B
Canada - A-
Germany - B+
China - C
Japan - B-
North Korea - See me after class
North Korea- A++ fun country number 1
If North Korea is "see me after class," then does that make Indonesia "you're expelled"?
Lol
+Kyle Christiano That's a pretty fair assessment, I'd say.
+Kyle Christiano There's a lot of thing wrong with Canada, the US just kills all their enemies for them so everyone thinks they're so nice
"Mostly not diseased"
Anti-vax moms: allow us to introduce ourselves
“Australia’s full of snakes” Haha, no. All the snakes were killed by fires. (I’m sorry it’s a easy joke, I feel deeply sorry for any Australians out there)
*laughs in quarentine*
*laughs 4 months into quarantine*
Mums*
Do y'all remember when anti-vaxxers were the worst of our virus concerns? I miss those days.
I like how Canada Is just labeled as pretty good, and all the other places Are treated like shit.
we,re not "pretty good" were horrible we made schools for natives to kill native culture they got raped killed and hurt in these school's we,re horrible were sorry
that was in the past atleast we tryed to make amends
It's true.
Peter Angelo Ignacio Canadian here :-)
+crypt sweden hasent been in a war since 50 years before canada got founded
As a french person, I love how the argument against France is always just « France though ».
Yeah. Sure. You have a point right there.
I mean... France
Blue Diamond is right
french people online have been much nicer to me on average than americans
@@georgewilliams1129 How is it not France anymore?
George Catton You must have been living under a rock these past few years. Just google up “France is no longer France” “France immigration problems” “France immigration violence” or just google up “France pisshole” Simple.
( Insert comment about X country being better than America here )
Apparently it's a trend.
+Sorren Peak Makebeliefia is better than US in everywaay
James Bomber Now hold on there. I will not allow you to insult my patriotism in such a way! Take that back and apologize for not liking America!
Then give us all your oil.
User I did do my research. History class taught me.
+Sorren Peak South Sudan, jk GO MURKA
Nah it's not a trend , it's a fact
Best Education in the world - Finland
Happiest Country in the worlds - Iceland
Best place to live - Denmark
Biggest Music industry - United Kingdom
Best Business country in the world - Hong Kong
Smartest country in the world - Japan
Best at Football in in the world - Germany
What does America actually shine at?
they are world champion in american football
Skaribou Blowing the Fuck out of civilians . . . Actually Israel Is doing that better. Yep America can't even get that right.
That sucks.
We are decent at everything, but we don't shine with anything.
Hollywood.
Levon Gevorgyan Hollywood just copies real
I've stuff from places like Europe and asia
WE ARE NOT ALL FUCKING OBESE!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, the USA.
no just 35% of you.
reuben botwright Yeah! High five!
reuben botwright Every day I'm in a public area there's only like, 10% people who I'd call fat, not even obese.
Loveable Bunny reuben botwright At least it's not 100%. Don't shame me for loving food.
+Emmy hall it what the american goverment website said, sooooooooooo.
You know....in 2020 this is about the only thing I've seen that has made me feel even slightly patriotic. And by patriotic I mean anything less than a rabid desperation to flee
Till you realise that they need every countrys problem to say amarica is not good
Thanks for the compliment from your neighbour -Canada
Soory boot nafta there bud
There is a comment right above this one that says canadians are the ones pissed in the comments. Even tho directly after that is this comment
Canada is cool
WHY'S EVERYONE TAKING THIS SONG SO SERIOUSLY IM JUST LAUGHING
+Anchita k this should be our new national anthem tbh..
+Anchita k And I just hate America. :) Make it great again, because it sucks right now.
angreeee Are you American?
angreeee Why do you hate America?
Hi 5 year old comment how does it feel being in a apidemic
Want to know why I love America so much? People are able to saying America sucks and make jokes about it and the American people will roll with it and throw a few jabs at themselves for a laugh. However if you where to mention anything about another country they go crazy about how great they are. Dont believe me? Look at this video and see how people are attacking America and defending their countries meanwhile if you go to why America is like an abusive boyfriend everyone is making fun of America. We can take a joke apparently no one else can.
Btw if america is so bad then why is it so many people move here?
because its a huge country full of caucusians at first
Chang Lik Son Why do you have to be so racist?
I love it because this is my home.
It has problems. Every country does.
I'm not gonna hate it because of that
Just saying, in my experience Americans are usually the ones that take patriotism a little too far
Sentence 2: its say not saying.
And then America was like "I could do worse" , leading to 2019
I sat for a solid five minutes and couldn't come up with anything immediately wrong with Canada
tbh they're health care system's is pretty fucked up.
Wtf are you talking aboot? Canada's healthcare system is awesome!
It's not flawless, of course, and waiting times can be terrible, but we're still in the top 5% of the world.
+johnathan wells like Monica did with Bill sorry I had to
That beat my fan-fiction to hell
Well, their graduation rate (from highschool) is at 78%. Not much higher than the State's.
Hey an American admiting Canada's good well now I've seen every thing.
Hey, I love Canadians, they're so nice and tolerating of the US
They seem to be the only ones lol
have seen kim jong-un say American is the best.
I can't deny nor confirm that statement
Yeah, I feel bad for Canadians. They have to suffer being on the same continent as the U.S.
i mean, the EU isn't _that_ bad
canada is probably still better though.
Australia ftw
why thank you! Its nice here in Canada!
Seems that Canada and Scandinavia is the best places to live..hmm it's cold there!What if we make America cooler than all the problems will be solved!
+Miki the Godess Move it north a bit, too.
Wolfgangcat hahahah yes
It is weird, the most people triggered in the comments are Canadian even though he said that Canada is all right.
Thomas Jefferson NAUTTP NATHDTC AVGCP AEDCP ASITH eh. We kinda are. I mean, there is a *reason* behind the stereotypes.
And America is alt right
@Thomas Jefferson NAUTTP NATHDTC ASITH ...
Eh, mostly Europeans
Eh, they're just excited that someone even mentioned them.
“The world hates our guts” as a Canadian I can say buddy you have no idea
Who TF cares that's the thing none of us give a shit we just live our lives but everyone else lives in shitholes so they complain about the US to make em feel better LMFAO 😂
@@vinttag4312 'everyone else lives in shitholes'
Keep dreaming buddy, keep dreaming
@@georgecatton yes
George Catton Don't wake him up yet! If he Genuinely thinks America sucks less than Canada well... I once believed Santa is real so..
Vinttag The US is the only first world country without free healthcare. Even Moldova and Belarus have free healthcare.
“Mostly valid laws”
Trump: let me help with that
And what law did Trump make that wasn't valid ?
@@jankoleon3785 Don't ask questions that don't have answers.
@@zieo8218 um.. it does have an answer. That is, if you are capable of giving an example rather than making a claim and not giving evidence
Then biden made it worse.
The like count is on 420.
I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
I should have known that when I went down to the comment section of a comedy video there would be a bunch of assholes arguing politics..
Yeah... I'm moving to Canada
But... the U.S.A has free refills so....
So do we...
So do we
Void Gaming So do we too! Fast food employees don’t give a shit about how much you abuse the drink machine.
Canada has free healthcare so....
I'm going to assume you assumed that
I still will never live in a country where you have to pay for healthcare and people can freely carry guns. Not a good combo
On and BTW there is "froyo" in Europe but its called frozen yogurt
Good we don't want you
Yep no room for brainwashed communists in the best country in the world. you stay in happy little China where you have to pay for fresh air. We don't want you here
We don't want your panzy fucking ass
It's called balls homie. Scared of people carrying guns? Carry one yourself. I love the feeling of knowing if someone pulls a gun while I'm out with my family I'm on an even playing field as them. And don't say if guns were illegal he wouldn't pull one. Criminals use guns whether they're legal or not.
If you ask me UK, Canada, Germany, Austria, Scandinavian countries and Switzerland are much better then US.
Lee Sin haters sure are jealous aren't they? God bless the USA!!
Matthew Stewart jealous of what? Mass shootings? Horrible education system? Crime rate? Incarceration rate? Police brutality? Terrorism? Low GDP per Capita? No way bud
Ebeneezer stark
I am jealous of America. They have Taco Bell and we don't.
how is UK better than US
Kunta Kinte
Only if you want to get wasted, then yeah, Ireland is a great place to drink and fight. It's like vegas, but there's no casinos and all the whores are ugly and never shave their legs.
YOOOO! They're not making this video to say "HA! EVERYONE SUCKS EXCEPT US!!" or "Let's leave out all of the other countries that are better than us!!"
They"re making it to say "Hey! Americans are complaining about our country, but be thankful that our problems are not that bad compared to some others. BE THANKFUL!"
Just trying to clear the shitstorm in the comments.
no...they're saying "the world sucks" as a whole buuuut "america sucks less." because we have the least problems in my opinion and the ones we do have are fixable.
Shadow Robotnik Really? American has the LEAST problems? About 50% of problems that were in this video were from America.
***** we do have the least problems in some area's than others, But compared to the rest of the world,we are somewhat better(?) its all of about perspective
We don't have a overpowering war-lord ruling our country, killing civilians randomly, and taking supplies sent to our country from others (because this is the only way people can survive). We don't have starvation and disease running rampant in our country. We HAVE freedom of speech, press, religion, etc. This includes the freedom of dressing how we want every day. We aren't killed on the street for our beliefs or because of how we were born (i.e. gays in Russia) Our women are not only ALLOWED to get a decent education, but also hold public office, get a divorce, have more than one child.
Yes, America may have problems, but we are fucking LUCKY to be living in the US. So help other countries! And don't take our rights, health, etc. for granted!
crafttingpro Well I kinda disagree. There's no country that you'd be better at in every aspect and most North-European countries beat you in all topics mentioned in the video. I mean every american problem is countered by a fault from a different country each time in the song.
But this is comedy, so I guess I'm taking too seriously. It was fun.
You do realize this whole thing is basically saying America is a D- while everyone else is an F
That’s a fricking lie
America is D compared to the absolute worse of every country is what its saying.
he said we'd prolly get a B
@Alain de Vries
Visited the Netherlands once, lovely place
@Alain de Vries
Oh I’m from the UK
If I had to leave America (I.e. Donald trump is elected) the i would probably go to Japan, Germany, or Canada.
Sweden though
Tru
Fucking dumbass weeaboo. Japan is a hellhole.
Spodermen 2.0 I can't tell if your joking or not. But if you aren't it's really not. They have a really low crime rate, and you get all the video games like a year early. Anime isn't really that much of an anything for me. Plus i do like the culture, and i'm not talking about what i learned from anime because i didn't learn much. And no i'm not raging.
***** While you have points your also focusing on the bad things. There are plenty of good things too. They have an "Ideal citizen" mold which is a hard working, kind individual, as well as freedom just as much as any country. So only some people dislike foreigners or African's you'd be surprised actually. The suicide rates i'd rather not get in to just because of my views of suicidal people. And there music is pretty good two. And they have a fox village, 2 cat island, a water island and more. So, there pretty cool.
I think we can all agree that this song hasn't aged well
it REALLY hasnt
It was objectively incorrect in 2013 already. Western/northerm Europe has been a superior place to live and work since around the year 2000.
Have you actually been there? Their economy is a joke. Their continent is just a giant history museum. They'd all be bankrupt if it wasn't for rich tourists from China, USA, and until recently Russia.
'America sucks less!'
Nordic Countries: Let us introduce ourselves.
As a guy moved to Denmark to work i can agree with this.
Except the endless months of eternal darkness.
Ireland is just the nordic communities but instead of fun snow we just get rain, rain and more rain. Why do you think drinking is a thing.
Pretty much any first world country is better than America
@@JammastaJ23 I mean there's like 3 hours of daylight during the winter
Looking back through the comments is just a history of hope for this country slowly but surely dying out.
And I dance on its grave. Because it's another term for ignorant people realizing THEY WERE FUCKING STUPID FOR IGNORING MY WARNINGS! And of course by "my warnings" I mean Noam Chomsky.
Switzerland is pretty well off
Z.E.S. So is Poland. Smaller country's are the best
Z.E.S. Finland is pretty good too
The God of the New World if you don't count nazis
Z.E.S. Germany is too
And Germany, Britain, Scandinavia, Iceland, Austria, Estonia, etc. Most countries have a much better infrastructure than the US and just work better in general.
Makes me happy that Brazil was mentioned because of the 2013 "riots", and not for the hundreds of other problems.
Shows that our people's voice can be heard, and that we must keep fighting for the dignity we deserve as a constitutional right.
As of today, Brazil lives some dark days, I hope we can remember the glorious 2013 and wake up the giant again.
Save yourself the trouble now, and don't read the comment section.
Thank you for stopping me there.
i read this comment but i have no self-preservation instinct so i scrolled down and lemme tell you...
extrasagrada Idiots who think they know something and mass flame wars, right?
Ethan millet Also nice Sexual Lobster picture
Ethan millet exactly
Jesus christ I literally watched this video 3 weeks ago and things have gotten even worse...
I watched this at the start of the year.
It's gone even MORE down hill :l
@@georgecatton buddy you have no idea
I'm Canadian. Thanks for the shout out-but, in many areas in the States, America actually does SUCK LESS than The Great White Up Here, Eh!
tha boogs Well we are (mostly) a lot warmer for one...
So America is 239 years old, (very very young) and during that time America has been involved in around 104 Wars, (including Civil)
As much as i love the food there with all it's unmonitored goodness, I'd hate to live in a country that is basically the equivalent of your drunk violent uncle turning up to the Family Christmas Meal. No one wants him there, He has a very bad reputation, and he keeps "bigging himself up" telling everyone how great he is.
Other countries suck, and other countries have history of violence, but you can't sugar coat the shit, because you do, especially with gun crime (Gun crime is very minimal in countries such as the UK or Australia where there are VERY STRICT gun laws. Just saying)
+Saffron Leigh It would be more impacting to state that the US has been fighting in at least one armed conflict somewhere in the world every year since its very beginning.
Most of these wars were a natural evolution of how the US came into existence and the world it was placed in. The US was forced to fight for the right to exist. It then had its independence constantly challenged and taunted by intimidated powers from the Old World. Roosevelt's Big Stick policy was a response to continued colonial efforts by European powers, trying to reestablish their old empires in the New World.
Of course gun crime is minimal when you remove guns from the equation. Meanwhile other forms of death are higher to compensate. If a man has snapped and lost the ability to recognize the value of his fellow man, he is capable of killing, even if its with his bare hands.
+Saffron Leigh actually the us has less violent crime than the uk. I'd also argue that the uk has historically been much more belligerent.
Isaac Gordon The UK has been around for onger and the Empire gave us a bad rep, I know. I'm just saying, even though other countries have violence and hatred towards them, America is the most famous and notorious for it. Like Katie Hopkins. Famous for hate and bad stuff.
***** i literally just got back from Belgium, how weird! and your english is fine :)
***** The US has gone to war against threats to her interests. It was not in the US's best interest that England, France, Spain and Portugal rebuild their colonial empires so the US stepped in and said no, the days of colonizing the Americas are over. The US went to war with Iraq the first time because the US invaded Kuwait, a close ally of the US and a key player in the US's effort to secure a lasting peace for another American ally, Israel. All of these wars the US has fought have been waged with the intent of protecting America's friends and allies, ergo, her interests.
Children can murder each other. Two girls in Minnesota recently attempted to murder another girl over the creepypasta character Slenderman. They were 12 years old. As I said, when a human has lost the capacity for compassion, nothing will stop them from killing. They no longer have that mental threshold stopping them, and that is all there is to truly stop them.
You also have to keep in mind the US's situation. The US has the longest undefended border in the world with Canada. The US has a frequently breached and impossible to secure border with Mexico. The US also has some of the busiest ports and airports in the world with tons of people and cargo going back and forth every day. Preventing a firearms blackmarket is not possible.
*the sound of millions of screaming europeans*
You know, I expected a lot more American uber-patriots in the comments section than it actually got...
Then again, it is *college* humor, and colleges tend to lack those types more than most other 'Murican places...
Gaja Repolusk laughing....its the sound of millions of _laughing_ Europeans.
Hahahaha, ur funny. Fucking funny.
Screaming liberals*
Snek oh like the UK australia Italy and basically every other first world civilzation
Petition to make this the new national anthem.
the one country song I can actually listen to
Tristan Sloane that's rude country is culture unlike rap or hiphop
Who said he likes rap or hip-hop? What about literally any other genre
Me too!!!!!!!! Best cuntree song ever!!!!!!!
Nexy time someone tries to rub "white privilege" in my face..
Imma tell em
"my country sucks less than yours"
So stfu.
Briar Cruz your kidding right
Tristan Sloane I can't stand country either
**europeans sip tea** "Yeah, sure. Tell me more"
Lol right, because Europe isn't in the shitter right now.
Luke Natalicchio lol sorry, I forgot that we don't have mass shootings every 2 weeks or a racist pumpkin running for president. You're right, murica is much better.
Ya, you only have a failing economy, an epidemic of mass rape, terrorist attacks, leaders that are just as fucking stupid as our pumpkin, and plenty of other bullshit. Like the song says the whole world sucks, the US just sucks a little less.
Luke Natalicchio A lot of those thing are because we help a lot of refugees. Europe's getting a tad overpopulated but hey, at least we bother to help those in need
Luke Natalicchio oh no I fully realise that Europe has a lot of shit going on. I mean the brexit is a stupid idea and I hope it won't happen. The leader of poland is basically the European donald trump. It's just that American are way more patriotic than most European
This song is a perfect example of my relationship with America
This is relatively accurate
@RichtofenEU how? We have had some major riots recently, corona killed far too many because of an incipient tax fraud of a billionaire, some bad laws are possibly being put in place, and at one point an idiot wanted to build a wall by using magic to pay for it
@@nox9775 how? We have had some major riots recently, corona killed far too many because of an incipient tax fraud of a billionaire, some bad laws are possibly being put in place, and at one point an idiot wanted to build a wall by using magic to pay for it
Same
@@icantthinkofagoodname4715 Cough Brainwashed Cough.
"Mostly not diseased"
Covid: I'm about to end this man's whole career
only 0.9% of USA has or had covid so it does not fit
USA - B+
UK - B+
Canada - A+
Russia - B-
China - C-
Japan - A+
Sweden - A
Germany - A
France - B
Mexico - B-
North Korea - F
South Korea - A+
Australia - B+
Greece - B-
Ireland - A
These are based off my personal opinions toward these countries. If you have any questions then ask me after class.
+TheNerd Japan is too crowded for it being a tiny island, probably deserves a B. Then again, there's vending machines everywhere. Maybe an A- then.
+xXLoAfBlOkEXx I just like what they produce. I also like their culture.
sir I forgot to bring my homework today 😦
Japan got a A+? Are u kidding me? U do know that their houses are expensive AF right?
ben homer You get an F
New Zealand is bette... OH SHIT THE MARAE FOUND ME I CAN HEAR THEM COMING
(in the distance) *au bro, wanna get some maccas after this cuz*
(Me) *runs back to central Auckland*
Firstly, this is hilariously accurate, and secondly, why turn down Macca's? Also, shouldn't it be KFC?
Reagan Wang Maccas tastes like pig bile, why WOULDN'T you turn it down? It's fucking horrid, at least in the US it is
Chur bro. Run back to China town. We'll be waiting to wash your windows when you leave. >=D
Dude the sheep are coming they out number you 3:1
America is huge and it's hard to compare it to most countries in Europe, i bet there's some great cities but in general, there are loads of countries that are better off and have more freedoms, like the Scandinavian countries, Australia,New Zealand and yes Canada :) Still, most Americans don't realize how good they've got it.
MiracleMira and UK
This hits different in 2020
Uno reverse Card
I think I speak for all Canadians when I say we won't say that we are better… it is just that were less worse…
The whole world sucks, some places suck slightly less.
I am with the Canadians. If I had the money I would move there.
How's MAID going?
Despite how much EVERYONE on this comment section is commenting just to say that they hate America, and how much I know our country is pretty fucked up, there's no where I'd rather be than right here. Where I can be proud of how much we kicked ass in the Revolutionary War, where you can express yourself, and live your dreams. Though I worry and stress about all the flaws this country has, I like to sit back every once in a while and love the USA. God Bless
collin ohlinger hydrogen fuel is real the fuck u think the atom bomb is calld the HYDROGEN bomb for
collin ohlinger He called himself "the raging noob" for a reason...
You GOT kicked in the ass during the RW.
You got a pole up your ass so you ran to france and all of europe like a bitch.
haha yea the french helped us out. i love french people. but I love it how you like to say we were little bitches, but oh look who won the war. and btw, we were only 13 small colonies just starting out whereas England was one of the greatest countries in the world at the time and we STILL kicked your asses. America is called the land of the free because we liberated ourselves from England, genius. Oh wait yes, ENGLAND was the one who was oppressive funny how that works, you are oppressive, we rebel, we kick your asses. Huh. Well, If you don't know anything about history don't act like you do.
Abby Barron
Why can't everyone just chill the fuck out and be laid back like the Dutch
As an Englishman, I've got just one thing to say in response to this video...
...Scandinavia.
50% of your income taxed
Gorilder combining the effective rates for Sweden Denmark Finland and Norway this gives us 140 divided by 4 this gives us an average effective tax rate of 35% for the Nordic countries
additionally these taxes don't just go down the drain
you don't have to worry about health insurance
college tuition
you get paid vacation by law
paid sick leave
paid maternity
a child benefit for every child
childcare provision
a good retirement
and lastly in Denmark YOU GET PAID TO GO TO COLLEGE
35% on average is still WAY too high, also notice how all the countries you just listed obtained their wealth via resource extraction with low populations...
(except Finland which got it's kick start via war reparations from when the Soviets tried to annex them in WW2)...
So yeah, resource-driven economies (except Finland) with a combined population smaller than Texas or California.
Not going to deny that the US should have more paid vacations (largely depends on the company you work at), more sick leave, and a better college loan/tuition system (we actually had one up until the 90s), as well as a better healthcare system
The US has child benefits....
And every country on that list (except Finland) has no mandated minimum wage
Gorilder well all I know is that Americans have a lower effective tax rate and their economy is shit while the Nordic countries year after year are ranked the happiest places in the world so maybe paying taxes isn't that bad
you claim that these countries are better off because of resources and low population
first of all what does population have to do with this?
second of all: and yet Canada Australia Ireland and many other countries do nearly as good
especially Canada
lastly these countries don't have a minimum wage because their unions are so strong that Danish people working at McDonald's make $25/hr
you win
mostly not diseased.
2020: hold up
RainyPople no but we do have the most deaths
I love how every country has a valid point apart from Australia. We just have snakes.
And France, but lets be honest, we all love to hate the french xD
Snakes are cute :(
Meme Lord Also gay marriage is illegal
umang malik tarantulas aren’t the worst ones. It’s the Sydney funnel web spiders that are one of the most aggressive and venomous species on the planet.
nd the whole casual racism and xenophobia thing. And the fact our children still spurt out slurs like they're candy. And also the fact the plebiscite is a waste of money because it's just a goddamn vote that says if the government will vote or not.
I mean, if you stay out of Queensland the that stuff doesn't apply that much. So we aren't that bad.
Japan makes "cartoon shows"
TRIGGERED
TwinO PlaaY I feel you
weeb
Same
Anime IS a form of cartoon. It's like saying a video game console is a computer.
It is. Same thing with your phone. They are all computers. I love anime, but they are just cartoons...from Japan.
This is a perfect summation of American patriotism for the last 50 years. I wonder if the dislikes are from people who think America doesn't suck or people who think it sucks more.
Probably because they think it sucks more.
probably from people who disagree that it sucks to be anywhere other than the US.
Look, the snakes aren't that bad in Australia. I haven't been bitten by one in at least a week.
This video actually makes a valid point.
Sometimes I think I'm the only British person who doesn't hate Americans, I always hear Brits making fun of America and calling them "stupid" and it's very annoying to me, because I know that most American's aren't and that we need to stop having such stereotypes. And at the same time, Britain is far from perfect what with the amount of power that the monarchy still has and various social problems.
Bottom line is that America isn't any worse than most other countries.
The Monarchy are fine bruh.
Grogritark I would dispute that. It's a horrible principle that by birth certain individuals are deemed more important than others, having to bow to someone simply due to their bloodline is downright absurd and archaic. And the excuse of "they bring tourists and unite the country" can't hold up for much longer. In practicality they're fine, but it's more their theoretical power that's bad for the country and symbolises how old fashioned we can be.
Rowan Allen Old fashioned is normally good fashion if it's British. I suppose you want to scrap the British pub, the Royal Navy and all our heritage too?
They're a great way of consolidating Britain.
Grogritark Old-fashioned wasn't the right word in hindsight. What needs to happen is that they should be stripped of all their powers(which they sometimes use: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28066081), and that way they'll still be capable of uniting the country and at the same time it will improve Britain's international image and make us more of a democracy. A democracy can't be achieved when the head of state isn't democratically elected, period.
Rowan Allen You will be assimilated by the EU in due time. Best get off of that sinking ship.
Pretty hilarious how everyone thinks their country is the best lol show me a country with no homicide, no corruption and no problems. Doesn't fucking exist because the human race sucks. I don't care if you hate america, doesn't impact me in the slightest, but I love it when people who have never been to america judge the entire country and people on what the media spoon feeds them. Like, if someone judged your country on that merit you'd call them out for being idiots lol as I said hate america if you want since it's the cool thing to do nowadays and everyone likes to jump on the bandwagon, but I am genuinely interested in what will take america's place in the future. People always need someone to blame or make fun of.
Well North Korea is the joke country but your right people shouldn't classify a whole country of people on a few citizens because if everybody did that all Americans would think Europeans are a bunch of 12 year old assholes that barley know what they are talking about
Yeah, i agree. I see a lot of stupid comments from egotistical europeans, but they don't impact my opinion of European people as a whole because every country has idiots, and for every dumb european person on youtube there are two intelligent and kind ones I see in real life. I also see my fair share of american people posting stupid comments, but it's sad to think just because someone saw a couple stupid american 12 year olds online that they think all american's are like that. Wish people could just get along and spread positivity, but that almost never works out. I honestly feel bad for people that have to live in north korea though, that sucks.
I once watched a video where I think it was Italian people who judged America by their junk food, one guy even said he doesn't want to go to America anymore due to the fact he didn't like Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Soul Eater wow, that is actually kind of comedic. Flaming hot cheetos takes another victim lol
New zealand - we're the third safest country in the world, and we're tied for first place with Denmark as the least corrupt country in the world
This video is going to get alot of hate
Always come back to this song every 4th of July. Becomes more relevant every year. Happy Birthday America!
I like how every one in the comments is taking this song seriously
You can't take it seriously simply because it's a parody of the political commentary, but i guess in a nightmarish year full of politics, and taking into account a large percentage of Americans really think that way, I'm not surprised about the comment section
@@tarielkaroldan4106 you’re not wrong
"Australia's got lots of snakes"
And spiders
And poisonous jelly fish
And poisonous octopi
And poisonous egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed monotremes.
And drop bears
And huge fuck off crocs.
And sharks. Don't forget sharks.
Don't forget that thousands of people get killed annually by falling coconuts!
And Crocodiles
And Sharks
And sting rays
And a ton of camels... but their not native
Isn't there also like thousands of poisonous insects.
Oh yeah, sting rays! Forgot about those things. Little bastards, we'll never forgive you for taking Steve! :'(
Reina Grant Not sure about the number of poisonous insects, but we DO have a poisonous snail, stone fish and a tick that induces paralysis with its bite.
Love the "Except for maybe Canada, you guys have a pretty good thing going." Because the whole song I was thinking "they haven't mentioned Canada..." And then there ya go XD
Right? I mean how do you miss that big ass chunk o land?? lol
They did alude to how it's not too hot or cold in America though. Canadians have the cold, which is one reason I'd rule out the UK and Ireland :(
Almost a decade old and still relevant
Yea Canada is America lite
Communist Assassin?
was that a russian badger joke
+Mao Zedong coming from the guy who screwed China
***** it doesn't take a genius to work out that you idolize the dead guy.
BUT YOU DRINK MILK OUT OF BAGS!
This video has more lens flares than the whole star trek into the darkness movie combined! GG maker of this video, I'm almost blind now.
well, Canada is pretty great
it really really really isnt.
LT. never gamer I moved to Canada from Chicago right before the election for school.........never have I been so proud of my life choices
Lexi Schofield , ha ha nice
LT. never gamer IKR
Canada isn't great at all, it fucking sucks!!! Everyone is French and even the French will be speaking Arabic before to long
I'm so glad I live in America and not some third-world country like Ohio.
Hey! As an Ohioan I just want to say we are NOT a third world country we are a Province in Canada
@@Martypuppet province*
I was going to mention Canada, glad I didn't have to.
"except maybe Canada" damn right!
I don't know guys, Canada is pretty cool. So is England. Not really trying to shit on the USA, I'm from there, but now that I'm in Canada, It's pretty close.
Yea! Canada Kicks-ass!
You do realize that Canada is literally on top of the United States. It is part of the continent known as 'North America'. Canada is in the Americas. It is an American country. The demonym for the people of the USA is Americans but the country is called the USA or the United States not America. America is much bigger than the USA.
Willow Murray Naah, Britain all the way
AdmiralSmilez Yeah you're right. Lol.
AdmiralSmilez By that logic you also include South America which includes Brazil and Ecuador etc.. You're right, that it's all 'Americas' but when people refer to America as on single country (Like in this video) they mean U.S.A, excluding the rest.
America I love you for your lack of murder squads
American Police: *shifts eyes back and forth while nervously nodding*
This is the only Country song I well ever accept...**sigh**
I don't mind country music, I just think every country song sounds the same.
While i generally agree that country is pretty crappy i would recommend checking out "Country Song" by Bo Burnham it's a comedic song meant to make fun of country.
I agree. Pretty good.
What about songs from Johnny Cash?
nope
Personally I'd rather face an Australian poisonous snake rather than an American loon with a gun, therefore Australia sucks less than the USA :D Indeed I have faced a few king brown snakes, and they're fine so long as you don't try chasing them with a shovel to kill them :)
The vast, vast majority of gun violence is gang related crime, usually against other gangs. "Mass shootings" are insignificant when it comes to homicide statistics, and "assault weapons" are used in murder significantly less than fists, knives, bludgeons, poison, etc. Unlike Australia, guns weren't forcibly removed from the population due to the actions of an individual. Innocent until proven guilty, the opportunity to commit a crime is not the same as committing the crime. It's like confiscating all cars that don't have a device to prevent them from going above the speed limit on government roads because too many people die in car accidents. That would be a lot more reasonable than your "forced buyback" of firearms was, as driving accidents kill a lot more people than firearms (in the US). Why do you NEED a car that can go above the speed limit?
yeh but goodluck with tony albot
Haha I love how you didn't mention England at any point 😉
Trump
Checkmate.
Andrew Smith right because America isn't full of cattle pussies that the rest of the world has to deal with? I'm American and I know the UK and Canada are better than this shit country
Andrew Smith Hey How's Your President Doing? What About Feminists? What About Your Version Of The Imbetweeners?
Snap Crackle Pop!
Im watching from Africa in a small country called Swaziland
I love being Africa I have to admit
We might not have all the tech and advanced health care ect but we still got our humanity
Relationships are a big part of our community
We still live to share the little that we have
Wouldn't trade it for nothing
Yeah, human decency and empathy is certainly lacking over here in the US
@@bobwilson679 maybe in your state, in mine it’s perfect
The first country song to finally speak to my soul...
rofl
this hits different in mid-2020
Before you scroll down get some water for the flame
That Canada line sure hasn’t aged well
probably the most accurate description of america
Everything people claim is what makes America the best, is done better by European countries or Australasia.
I meant Australasia
***** That's what I'm saying. That Europe and Australasia are better. What are you on about?
+Kyle Netherwood NFL your move....
Oryx, The Taken King That means nothing to me.
The feeling is mutual hater...
I hope people are realizing this is just making fun of Americans and how a lot of us are super patriotic for no good reason.
ShinigamiEater it's not patriotic it's nationalism. A real patriot sees the problems and pushes to fix it a real patriot doesn't complain because of what you say a real patriot fights to the death for your right to say it. Nationalist are blind to the problems and/or don't care. Modern day patriots are rare but we do exist. The United States is still new at this we are going to have problems but we'll get up and fix ourselves.
I just realized this is 4 years old. Oh well
2013: America Sucks Less
2021: Uno Reverse Card
Honestly Canada is the best place to be. We have all the perks of America and almost none of the cons America has. By the way if you want to say we caused Justin Bieber well he was a dorky kid making RUclips videos when we sent him to America. Rob Ford I have no words for though he is just into doing crack but from a political view he actually did help Toronto out of debt. Plus gay marriage and abortion is legal here so we all are happy. Everyone should just move here. We get white Christmases and hot summers(45° with humidity) so nothing that bad is happening we just sit back and appreciate our country. :)
See, the problem is that everyone IS moving here. Give it some time we'll be calling it new [insert any country you'd like here]
All liberals should move to Canada, and the rest of us should stay in the US...problem solved.
But... If everyone moves to Canada they will steal all our riding moose and trip over our pet beavers D: Not to mention there will be no place for our igloos.
Jevon177 Canada is diverse. Get over it.
sure a white xmass is nice but come jan, feb, march, it starts to suck really REALLY BAD! so where do you go...MERICA! for some fun in the sun!
As a canadian I was waiting for him to shit on canada for no reason like most other americans but I was very pleasently surprised with this hahahaha
Well you can't deny that Canada is really good
Canada isn't perfect either. We've all got our problems.
Proud Texan why is weed a problem? I can be used as medicine and I has never killed anyone
Proud Texan actuly weed isn't legal yet, the government is trying to find a way to make it work
Sarah - Hit.the.quartz unemployment
Our winters kinda suck.
But compared to Russia or Greenland, they probably suck less.
Watching this in 2019: Oh my sweet summer child
Watching in 2020: You aren’t prepared. Get the toilet paper before the hoarders do....
@@FunkyVibin I'll come by in 2021 and give an update
Watching from my fortified compound in 2022. If you try to pick my tomatoes I'm gonna explode you with fire
Update from 2023: the moon is not so bad after a while. Sure sucks that only a handful of people could go before corona killed everyone on earth.
Update from 2024: Sucks being in Mars, someone apparently got into the moon and infected everyone. Oh well we have plans to go back to Earth.
I love the nationalistic dick size contest in the comments below "MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS." News flash: in most countries, especially in a country as simply massive in diversity and difference in social and political custom, economic conditions and climate as the United States it is hard to say "oh well the US sucks." Utah is a wildly different place from New Jersey, New York is very much different from Florida. Each and every state in the union, and within each and every state there are smaller communities with different values. It is impossible to lay an umbrella over an entire country of 310 million people (can you even imagine how many people that is?) and say they are all the same. Especially in the US with the large array of different cultures, nationalities and values.
You mean the US is like the EU is, just on a smaller scale ?, and its still better being an average European than an a American.
Can I imagine how many 310,000,000 people that is? Why, I'd imagine that's 310,000,000 people.
In other words, the within-group differences are much more significant than between-group differences. And I think that's definitely a message worth putting out there.
Everyone forgets New Zealand, possibly one of the most stable countries in the world. Everyone is content and it is self sustaining, though nothing exciting ever happens there except Lord of the rings. lol. Maybe poeple dont like them because of their ridiculous accents
Sorry couldn't hear you over the sound of all my money!! :D -Norway.
Kömmentar gelöscht
Mystogan Edolas
what money? *Checks her norwegian empty pockets* Oh.. thats right... Jens Stoltenberg is still sitting on most of them... :/
Sure it is, apart from the lack of central heating, terribly slow internet, virtually no public transport outside of the cities, and the fact that everything is stupidly expensive because it has to be shipped from halfway around the world.
Still, it is incredibly pretty, mainly because it's so underpopulated there's plenty of unspoilt countryside :-)
Vampire .Cherry He is not the head of state any longer, the progressive capitalist won the last election(Blue people), they intend to use the money on infrastructure.
Never the less we are the only once whit billions in surplus, the debt we have, we only have because if we were to pay it of all at once(which we could) the world economy would crash.(You are welcome)
Ps I vote for the Green Party.
I know this is mocking the silly "Murica is the best" songs. It always makes me wonder though. How can you declare USA to be the best unless you've been to every country in the world? It's like eating nothing but pizza your entire life and claiming it's the best tasting food on earth.
But pizza is the best food............ and America is the best, name one country you would much rather live in, and go cause we don't need you.
Bugs Bunny Norway, Canada, France, Australia. just a few with excellent healthcare, high wages and great quality of life.
Bugs Bunny Sorry, to disappoint you, mate, but i already live in Germany. Im not saying that its much better, tho.
britains is currently on the mend and is rather green in places the worse thing here is scotlands fat old minister trying for independence a few junkies here and there but the are too fat to bother but we all agree sweden rocks
Thats funny because we can say the same about everyone else. Bashing on the US and its people when most of them have never been here or met us.
That moment when they don’t mention the UK
It’s because there is nothing that they are better at than us
@@creativebricks9418 Obama was better than Cameron... That's it.
Will Grandhammer are you trying to tell me that England can’t speak English correctly
@@creativebricks9418 ....you just had to go there, huh?
@@creativebricks9418 NHS
It's strange how we all say, "oh the economy's failing" even though we are miles away from being at all in trouble, in a majority of Africa, nobody actually owns currency, that's a bad economy
TheGnuAddict the only reason you do not see the effects of our economy tanking is because the dollar is the worlds reserve currency. this Is the things banks and governments use to pay back outstanding debts when currency conversion becomes an issue. This place used to be held by gold and silver. But as of the last 60 or so years, America is the only country on the planet to simply just print more of the worlds reserve currency.... effectively making money infinite and worthless.
Hence the title of the song America Sucks Less
yea at least we aren't Greece LOL
Your economy is failing and your country will soon be dead and gone. Mainly because of the mindless tools pumped out of state indoctrination centers that spend their time producing crap like this rather than bothering to actually educate themselves.
You have a country of people who rely on the media and politicians to tell them what to think. You have a country of people who are capable of doing one or two things somewhat well. You are no longer a nation of well-rounded, well-versed, highly educated individuals but rather a collective of brain-dead, pleasure-seeking, God-hating tools (literally) headed for destruction. You'll be lucky if you're as well off as Africa when all is said and done with the US of A.
The states are headed for judgment. Prepare yourselves and seek the Lord while there is light left to do so
scott yi
Not too long ago Greece had summer olympics..
Kyle Christiano imo
U.S - C
U.K - B
Canada - A+
Russia - D
China - C-
Japan - C
Germany - A
Sweden - A+
Norway, Denmark and Finland - A
Most of Africa - E-
North Korea - see me after class
sweden isn't that great. everything is super fucking expensive there. i've Been there
Why does Japan only have a C?
I'd lump it together with Canada at A+
haven't been to The nordic countries so no comment.
How so? Japan has high youth suicide rates because of the high pressure school system, among other issues. It's not horrible, but it's definitely not an A+ country
Finland has the highest suicide rates in Europe, and yet it still got an A.
plenty of countries have issues, including Canada. There's no perfect country, I just believe that it is as much worth the spot as Canada (and again, don't know much about Sweden.)
lemonade Yeah but everyone there makes like 80000 dollars a year so
Do people even realise this is satire and not actually trying to actually make this point? That it's a parody on country musics fervent patriotism but the joke being that given real world events even country music can't talk up the U.S THAT high anymore? That this is a joke? No? Anyone?
Except it's actually a good point. Most of the rest of the world is a horrible, horrible place for a variety of reasons. I certainly don't believe we're the best country in the world, I don't thing we ever really were except maybe at the very beginning. But we're still way better than 90% of the rest of the world.
Silverizael
Did you know that 78% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
Headlock Trolls Well, I know my percentage was made up. It was to give an example.
Silverizael
I know but in that case you should either say *like 90%* or actually check it. You seem ignorant when you say absurd things like that.
"Mostly not diseased"
Corona: oh?
Still not a bunch of diseases. It was just one.