We went to see Chris a few years ago with a couple of German friends and I’ll never forget when he asked our group where we came from: “Oh you from Germany?” “Yeah” “You know the bicycle was invented by Germans?” “Really?” “Yeah, it’s a crazy idea. But you know Germans are known for some craazy ideas.”
My first Chris D experience was his awesome story about his Italian monster father coming down to the school, locking the principal in his own office and threatening him until he dropped the expulsion charges against Chris. Hearing it in the NYC accent and some of Chris’s punchlines…pure gold. 🙌 Anyone here who hasn’t seen it needs to. “So I did what I was told. Because I’m daddy’s little princess!” 🤣
I have always loved pistachio ice cream. It's one of my favorite colors and since I spent a lot of time with my great grandparents, I ate a lot of old people food. I was that kid who ordered liver and onions at restaurants lol
onjoFilms I agree. I started practicing and writing some ideas out last night. I realize it’ll need to be worked out. I took a stand up comedy course a couple years ago and trying to remember what I learned
You’re probably going to suck. Every professional comedian says that when they started they were terrible. Really a skill that you have to push through and fail a lot
When you first hear him it’s funny but after a while if you follow him onto other podcasts, he repeats himself & too much with the gay voice, Chrissy this or that. It’s his real persona that execs don’t like. Hyper
My friend told me I look like this guy so I came to check him out and then he just insulted his own looks for the first 2 minutes 😐 Update: I also love pistachio ice cream
Jack Langborg If your friend that said that is a female, shes proly right. We’re pretty good about seeing similarities like that. Also your proly at least mildly funny too cause your watching standup
The way I screamed within the first 17 seconds yooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bc it's true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally thought some variation of that as i clicked on the thumbnail
Why does every time I hear his bits, I want to sit him down for homemade pizza, pastries and Coffee/Cocoa... And let him cry on my shoulder untill he's better. It will ruin the act.
this guy's life is such unbridled chaos that I can't keep the timeline straight from the videos I have seen. "oh a break up? is this a new development from that last very composed podcast I watched, or just an older event before that... who knows"
Thought before clicking this: "Hmmm, this Chris Distefano guy, I've seen him around on different podcasts, never listened to him but he seems like some Frat Dude Beer Pong Chad guy, but I'll check his comedy out" first 30 seconds: oh, wow. nice. I'm in.
I love when people are alarmingly accurately self-aware.
He’s every guy I hated growing up which is why I deeply love him.
very confused
Isaiah Belford he tugs at my nostalgic heartstrings. My hometown sense of humor. He was actually friends with a lot of my friends in high school.
@@nataliaalfonso2662 LMFAO I WAS KIDDING
Isaiah Belford 😂😂😂
Lol you knew Molloy boys? Almost went there... lot of my friends did
“Pistachio? Let me see your divorce papers.”
“Chocolate sprinks” 😂😂😂
Closer got me hard
Lmfao not that kinda hard you know what i mean lol
Terry Myers 😂
hes so NYC that he aint even know to say jimmies in Boston
Terry Myers looooool
We went to see Chris a few years ago with a couple of German friends and I’ll never forget when he asked our group where we came from:
“Oh you from Germany?”
“Yeah”
“You know the bicycle was invented by Germans?”
“Really?”
“Yeah, it’s a crazy idea. But you know Germans are known for some craazy ideas.”
Wow, dick move.
Funny though..
Talk about awkward chuckle moment
that’s actually hilarious
Wow that's hilarious
FF
How he describes himself is exactly what I thought of him before I even clicked on the title
Agreed!
😂😂😂
Self Awareness is Sexy
Me too
“Let me see your divorce papers” 😂😂😂
La Toya Lewis I know I lost it on that part too! 😂 You must go to the adult store to buy porn or pistachio icecream 😂😂
Page Butler 😂😂😂😂
It’s “divawce paypuhs”. LOL
“Recent colonoscopy” made me laugh considering I just had one at seventeen 😆
Love the riff at 6:17 when he senses the crowd sat on his rotator cuff tag
The one girl clapping that hard definitely didnt know.
I think he knows that tag works from prior audience reactions and I love it even more assuming that’s the set up
I loved that too! I've watched him do that joke before and he didn't say that. very funny lol.
I mean he definitely got me lol
@@BGriff- or maybe she was the only one that knew. I saw that coming because I do Physical Therapy and most people call it a rotary cup
Love how he says “sprinks” then gets mad at the kid saying “pistach’” lmao
Yeah that’s on purpose
It’s called comedy
@@paulmow3024 thanks for clearing that up
That's comedy 🤣
My first Chris D experience was his awesome story about his Italian monster father coming down to the school, locking the principal in his own office and threatening him until he dropped the expulsion charges against Chris.
Hearing it in the NYC accent and some of Chris’s punchlines…pure gold. 🙌
Anyone here who hasn’t seen it needs to.
“So I did what I was told. Because I’m daddy’s little princess!” 🤣
How he caught the fact that the crowd didn’t know it was rotator cuff was awesome.
Yeah, rough, though.
"Put some sprinks on it". A sentence I never knew I needed to hear.
Dude straight killed this set
Eastsrn coast confidencce nj/ ny stand up lmao
DONT MESS WITH THE GINA’s
Absolutely love how he takes jabs at his parents, especially his dad, so funny :-)
Still has crazy chaotic bisexual energy
Toasted Cheeseburger 😂😂😂😂
It's just your gaydar going haywire.
whatever helps the comedy, do it
Loving it every day
Do u people have a gaydar built in? How do you know ?
He’s complaining about pistach but just called sprinkles sprinks like 4 times...
that's called righteous indignash!
Almost as if it was part if the joke
Yo, lighten up. It's COMEDY.
@@gamesofcontent yeah this guy, i swear
Hey hey now... the man’s beautiful AND funny. ..He can say watever he wants 🤷🏽♀️😂😂
“DIABETREES!!!” 🤣😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
Comedy Central needs Chrissy D. NOT the other way around.
It's just what it is, plain and simp.
You’re right kid
I have always loved pistachio ice cream. It's one of my favorite colors and since I spent a lot of time with my great grandparents, I ate a lot of old people food. I was that kid who ordered liver and onions at restaurants lol
It's good with rice.
Let me see your divorce papers!
- where's your AARP card? Did you get the diabtres with that pistachio ice cream, mam?
@@HitPeace no not divorced. I've been married for 15 years next month
@@jessiesargent7212 I also love pistachio flavor ice cream...and here's another oldie i love...Butter Pecan..lol
He deserves a Netflix special!!!
May 3rd... Speshy Weshy
This guy has Sal Vulcano energy
Yess!!!!!! Well said
Were on something's burning with Bert Kreischer together.
thought the same thing the instant he said "sprinks"
Thank you! I was immediately wondering why he seemed so familiar lol
Think they’re really good friends.
I'm just happy someone pronounced "espresso" correctly for once!
How do they normally pronounce it?
SmileyFace WithSunglasses “expresso”
@@MichelleOrtizGarza I've never heard anyone pronounce it like that before.
He is half Italian
"Cmon Mom, you know I love pistache."
half of his material is things he should be telling a therapist
Welcome to comedy
About his priest.
Watch him on Ryan Sicklers show, he deep dives
@@chosarang9488 I was literally going to comment this. 🙏☝️🌠
Dr. Ruffus Barker The whole Bill Burr’s material too
I’m watching this in an ER waiting room and had to stop because i couldn’t control my laughing
hes so NY he aint even know they're called jimmies in Boston
strawberry Jam WHats called jimmies? I’m from Houston. We call condoms jimmies lol
@@terrycrews1760 lol it means that too but ice cream sprinkles
In Maryland we call them jimmies as well. Well tbh only the black sprinkles are called jimmies.
@@Puffpuffcass im from baltimore, never heard of it.
We have an ice cream place in my town in MD called Jimmy Cone, so we call the sprinkles jimmies
Chris - ill never let go
Chris one mine later - i gotta learn to let go.
Still waiting for his dad to get on the podcast 😂
Yup stillll waiting 😂
Check Anxiety Tuesdays! His dad is on there.
Cartridge, Eucalyptus, Rotary Cuffs ... I swear my mother in law always says she needs to get „her electric lights“ instead of electrolytes.
I laughed until I cried! "The cartridge in my knee" killed me.
Chrissy D baby! Keeping it tucked!
Best transgender comedian🙌🙌
FF
@@s36430 😂😂😂
Ante Radić ??? What? Are you serious?
🕺
haha its funnier when you realize he was a physical therapist
Pinot Grigio wine and Michael Buble... sounds like my normal life now 🤷🏽♀️😂
Hahaha he’s clearly a physical therapist, I loved the PT jokes.
Pistachio was my fave ice cream as a kid too 😂
Me too. Guess we were weird
Same
Pistachio crew in the house
Same..never got an icecream without atleast 1 scoop of pistachio
That and mint 💚😍💚 Anything green lol and I loved blue drinks 😂😂😂
Just finished a bowl of pistachio ice cream as I started watching this 💀
The guy at 4:51 needs to iron his shirt
For real tho
Holy. Yea he does 🙈
You know the hemis haven't reached the "iron age"
Damn and he needs it quick, that shit’s horrible
I almost didn’t click on the thumbnail, because of his haircut!😆
Sprinks lol 😂😂
I FUCKING love Duck Tales
Cuzzy cracked this one open and cleaned it out. Love it babe!
Getting inspired to do some standup (bucket list goals)
Don't.
You can do it. If you have a good set, write it out over time. You got it girl. It's all about timing.
onjoFilms I agree. I started practicing and writing some ideas out last night. I realize it’ll need to be worked out. I took a stand up comedy course a couple years ago and trying to remember what I learned
Do it
You’re probably going to suck. Every professional comedian says that when they started they were terrible. Really a skill that you have to push through and fail a lot
Funny, warm and humble- what a sweet set!
Take a shot everytime he says "you know" 😂
Thanks, now that’s all I focus on 🤣🤣🤣
"I know I look like one of though d-bag frat boys"
Starts telling his jokes:
Me.... yeah you don't look like one you are one🤣
The first 20 seconds and I’m dying laughing!!!!! Love this guy
The delivery on this
LOVE this guy! Hilarious
I live in Rhode Island and we say " jimmies" instead of chocolate sprinkles. We don't pronounce our R's either!
I absolutely lost it at Grogle.Crom
Not gunna lie, thought when he said the rotary cuff in your shoulder was not the word, I was thinking it was rotisery 🤷♀️😂
🤣
Chris has the best material😂😂 you just wanna listen to him for hours. Hope he never loses that. Funny funny guy👏👏
Banana pee
I love how chrissy slow his pace a little bit for this special. Props to chrissy and i love history hyenas.
“pistache” hahahahahaha
Cashier: “Pistachio flavor? Who the hell do you think you are you little punk. Freakin poser”
This guy is so underrated. 👏👏👏
When you first hear him it’s funny but after a while if you follow him onto other podcasts, he repeats himself & too much with the gay voice, Chrissy this or that. It’s his real persona that execs don’t like. Hyper
“I got diabetres” 😂
History hyenas podcast for more of this guy
5:49 underrated, “eucalyptus” had me wheezing 🐨
LMAO. I like his energy. Great comedian.
6:19 yeah I totally forgot it was rotator
“Let me see your divorce papers. When was your last colonoscopy? What have you been through, kid?!”
Italian kids dig pistachio ice cream. It was part of the regular rotation of ice cream flavors in my household with an Italian mother.
“Sprinks” LoL
My friend told me I look like this guy so I came to check him out and then he just insulted his own looks for the first 2 minutes 😐
Update: I also love pistachio ice cream
Jack Langborg Send me a pic and I”ll be the judge. 😉Also he was being modest. The mans cute and funny 🤷🏽♀️
@@bbutler14gmail id agree but don't think I look much like him 😂
Jack Langborg If your friend that said that is a female, shes proly right. We’re pretty good about seeing similarities like that. Also your proly at least mildly funny too cause your watching standup
@@bbutler14gmail well she's a woman so hell ya I'll take it
It was actually the kid that liked pistachio ice cream
He's my NY/NJ soul mate. Hes the only one that gets me.
Chrissy Chaos is like Seinfeld on a Harley
I live surrounded by this guy's parents and grandparents in Queens. It's aggro hell but the food is amazing.
He got me on the rotary cuff lmao
I remember when he was on Guy code
The way I screamed within the first 17 seconds yooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bc it's true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally thought some variation of that as i clicked on the thumbnail
Love this dude!
Why does every time I hear his bits, I want to sit him down for homemade pizza, pastries and Coffee/Cocoa...
And let him cry on my shoulder untill he's better.
It will ruin the act.
fanOmry I think it’s bc you realize he needs a therapist sitting across from him and not an audience lol
@@terrycrews1760 true
Cause you’re an FF it is what it is kid
The rotary cup got meeeeeee hahaha
I love Ducktales!! And pistachio ice cream has always been my fave since I was a little girl 👧 😋 💕
My mom always ordered pistachio
chris and theo together are the besttt
I'm calling sprinkles sprinks from now on lmao
He’s the kind of guy I would have absolutely hated and also have a crush on in high school
My mom does that with the r’s and a’s lol
Pistachio is my favorite flavour, say what you want, it's fun.
It’s nasty
I like it too but I always get soggy nuts. Too much moisture, not enough cronch
I’m a straight man but he’s a very handsome guy. Like a less famous Tom Brady.
SPRINKS
He didn't have to call everyone out about the rotary cuff.. Lolol
1:19 situation with the mother
SENSATIONAL
this guy's life is such unbridled chaos that I can't keep the timeline straight from the videos I have seen. "oh a break up? is this a new development from that last very composed podcast I watched, or just an older event before that... who knows"
Ok. The accent correction. TOTALLY RELATE. I fucking died. Groogle dot crom.
That redhead at 6:35 is gorgeous.
Nah i was infuriated when the "skip the R... Always" flew RIGHT over their heads lmfao
Damn. L.A. Beast really cleaned up his look.
I love the Chris Destefano fonts in the background
SHOUT OUT TO SMITH TOWN WATER!
My grandpa started calling Chicago "Chi-cargo" ... this hits close to home
Thought before clicking this: "Hmmm, this Chris Distefano guy, I've seen him around on different podcasts, never listened to him but he seems like some Frat Dude Beer Pong Chad guy, but I'll check his comedy out"
first 30 seconds: oh, wow. nice. I'm in.
Shout out to the guys at Laddah fouahteen! (It's a character piece)
0:55 exactly the moment he knew he had the crowd already
He is perfection
He got me on rotary 😂😳☺️💕
Chris Distefano and Sebastian Maniscalco are my two favorite male comedians to watch! So cute and funny I pee myself watching them!
Loooove this dude haha