i chose to ignore airplane safety and this happened
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"Help Me Stand Up" is actually an unintentionally hilarious name for a comedy show.
Gray made the right path for this character.
It’s named that because gray named himself “Helpme”
@@っりっけってぇてぃえっ A perfect name for a character to take a standup career.
666 likes…
please help me stand up
@Jesus is coming. Read the Gospel. Jesus's doesn't want to be anywhere near gray trust me you should also leave Christmas ka not warming here
"The worst thing that will ever happen in your life is being chosen as the one winning sperm" That sounds a lot like reality.
Or getting the pp up the butt due to u dropping the soap
Especially when ur doing it
Or even existing here on earth
@@gabriellafleur2020 unfortunately Mars is not an option yet
@@angelacarvajal2092 not if you're a homosexual man
"IT'S THE SIZE OF A FREAKING GUITAR!" Was by far the highlight of the video.
Forgive me... that's what she said!
Nah helpme standup was the best part 🤤
I like how he added a censorship in the video, i will call it
"Adult Content Blurring System"
Why did he randomly start playing Doki Doki literature club music
The shower scene: am I a joke to you
"What the hell, it's like a violent Batman!"
Well yeah, and you were a Clown Gray. There's a connection there somewhere.
Guess we found another joker, the youtuber one
Lol
Since Batman is already violent, this Batman must be sadistic.
Istg that music gave me a frocking heart attack
TIKY
I love how he tried making the soap thing innocent
Bruh
The fact Gray named his character "Helpme", meaning his standup routine was called "Helpme standup" is funnier than some of jokes that were part of the standup
I was looking to see if someone typed that
@@cathulhu_1458 same
It would have been funnier if his character was disabled
IKR LOL
Ok………..
I really appreciate the Doki Doki background music. Really fits how insane these videos are.
I want to know how many people think it's just some innocent cute music (2:04)
i love ddlc
I was really confused when I heard the music
the "pp avoidance system" XDDDDDD I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS PART
“Yea buddy you’re lucky I came to school in the first place” an actual representation of how High school went for me
Same mate
😂😂😂
Same buddy
Same. Teachers calling me out for being late. Like, at least I even bothered coming to your class. Am I glad those years are over.
At my school, they were lucky the TEACHER even showed up.
Gray: **murdering people with familes**
The ddlc music in the background: Doki Doki!
someone else noticed it
No because I thought my phone was tweaking 😭😭
@@benten7205 -_- go outside
I thought I was going insane then realized it was in the background
Thanks for the likes! Take this doggo, 🐕
Gray: "I have the opportunity to either deal with some juveniles and get swallowed by Moby Dick."
*Top 10 best story tellers*
5:32 I busted out laughing lol.
I don’t know what’s more cursed gray’s choices in the game or the fact gray put the Doki Doki literature club OST in the back ground for the majority of the video
Im not complaining
It did make me unusually uncomfortable during the entire vid XD
This was on my mind as well, not complaining but still, Gray knows the feelings of inevitability DDLC brings
I knew it was the doki doki OST
It’s like the to most scariest thing put together
Gray: "The showerhead just looks like it's spraying sour cream on me."
Me: Is *that* what they're calling it now? : )
I am the chosen one! 69 likes. Nice
WOAH WOAH WOAH
It’s also called ranch dressing :)
As Billy Handsome says in Mob of the dead: "this can't be prison water, it's not even yellow!"
@@blurryface43 you mean ranch *un* dressing?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:15 moments like this is why we love gray
Dark humor at it's finest
@@nevaehhamilton3493 Indeed it is
d o r i m e
@@EvaIdk__Romania ??
Hey there grey I'm a Florida man myself living in Tennessee I was wondering if your ever gunna continue the long dark story mode or say some of those other survival games?
@yeah why?
I’m here in Tennessee too. What do you think about the state?
@@MetalEel5978 just don't acknowledge the bots. It's not worth it. The more we interact with them the worse they will become
@@AceFuzzLord also I think there learning too if we talk to them😱
Oh same! I’ve been waiting for the long dark
I love the “help me stand up” it feels like I tripped on a stone and fell in a sewer hole and got stuck inside for a hundred years and being a skeleton
4:50 It seems that as early as 1904 the stripes were beginning to be phased out and some states still used them until 1958. Using orange didn't come around til about the 1970s. They changed from the stripes because they were associated with chain gangs.
But… isn’t a chain-gang because of the prison? That’s like saying “We changed the prisoner outfit because it is associated with prisoners”
I thought it was easier to keep track of orange people
Whenever Gray plays a game, either he dies or ends up being a total chad
No he does both
@Repent Please
@Repent yes
@Repent ur cool
So true. So true.
5:28 NOOO EVERYONE KNOWS NEVER TO DROP OR PICK UP THE SOAP IN PRISON!!
*NOOOOOOOOOO*
"I'm gonna be a clown today" wow that sounds very strange without context
It’s is ironic too
me without knowing literally everday
You must be "joking*
Gray likes adding zeroes to things so much even his editor’s skills got more zeroes
13:28 isnt that the girl who left you when u were 20's lmao
Gray should make himself into a Sim and see if he can survive the torture he's put his Sims through.
Nice. 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, he should. I'm sorry, GrayStillPlays!
Omg he actually should-
YES YES WE NEED THIS
OMG YES WE NEED IT
1:34 Gray: I'm kinda curious if this is going to come back to haunt later on in life.
1:38 Luchador Batman: That day is today!
Lesson: Don't dress like a clown in front of Luchador Batman.
What the hell its like a violet batman
No not Mexico man
Tbh the picture at 9:40 is familiar with me cuz I also seen it in fireworks mania lol... 😂
The DDLC music playing in the background at certain parts made this playthrough even better.
omg someone noticed it, 100% agree
I went to the comments just to see if anyone noticed the your reality music from DDLC lmao.
Agreed
Ikr
@@relapsedtechcorgii I love your name a icon
I love how gray sounds like he’s maybe 20-24 but he looks 43-55
5:54 I KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS LOL
So whenever Gray plays a game, just expect innocent people to pass away.
Huh
Nah.
Yes
Imagine waking up to sirens going off then getting cut off as you hear grays voice
That’s a very safe bet
"Its Like A Skyrim Minigame!" Gray Says, Completely Forgetting His Thief Years
It's funnier when you realize the lockpicking in this game is more like an Oblivion minigame. Skyrim has a completely different system.
The fact the gray did not choose the gorilla as a partner just baffles me
gray makes totally shitty mobile games, look like award wining mobile games.
Yea thats what he does
Day 6 of asking gray to bring back sims 4 because my life is incomplete without spleens
(I may or may not also want to see leg day family vs 100 chickens in the cottage life update)
Well tell us when you want or not
3:12 Darn you Gray now I have to go listen to Paralyzer
I thought he was gonna turn off airplane mode, but even Gray isn’t that evil 😳
oh he is
oh he is
Mmmmm
@@X3na0nPaw2 your last name is cursed
@@Nick8944. yes i know
Ironic I got an ad for the 100 years game, In the shower scene (picking up the soap)
Me too
I did for when “Alice” left “helpme”
ⁱ ʳᵘⁱⁿᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ 69 ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ
Relatable mate
Thats basically Voodoo. The fake mobile ad company and usaly uses inappropriate ads which are made for kids 🤮
12:34 when you trip and cant get up on your own
10:26 BRUH I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
“Okay, one more video”
*Gray uploaded 2 hours ago
Well damn-
More masochism damnit!
"I love feceas". "Im gonna use this rubber duck AAAAAAAA-" "Helpme stand up" just killed me
He had the perfect opportunity to choose Sakura the gorilla since he swiped left on her the last time he played this.
That'll be for next time ;)
Yeah, choosing the gorilla is a video by itself
All in all that was probably the best ending you can get: the ruler of an island colony with with four heirs from two wives.
Me: *are on a airplane *
The speaker: Alright…
Me: **jumps off the plane**
I had a stroke reading this-
@Not RickRoll 👇 dont
@@squirrelgroup4ever ok
you must watch "i ruined airplane safety and this happened"
Meow
Meow
Yes
Meow
Yes
Congratulations on beating me by 4 seconds
Honestly can we appreciate how good his content is? :D
I almost expected Gray to pick the gorilla this time. I kind of want to see if she too will leave his ass on the curb for the dude with the expensive car.
Also Help me stand up made me laugh. I forgot that was the characters name.
Game:exist
Gray:alright
Game: *ight imma head out*
@Not RickRoll 👇 we know it's a RickRoll
16:47 i'm fast as fu- fun •v• boi
My favorite thing about gray’s titles is that he never capitalises his i
5:39 everyone, it was just a normal situation, ignore the guy that was behind him, he was waiting for Gray to stop using the shower, so the other dude can use it, and the soap was used on animals
Mhm… *do not tell the innocent*
AMOGUS
What the hell happened !?
How do you guys get it to time it?
Just choose a time in the video and type it out, for example- 5 : 43 without spaces
I love that he just shouts in the prison escape “I LOVE FECES”
9:34
The last time I seen this house was when you could swim in fireworks
Theres this verified guy that straight up stole your comment.
@@mergy101dalmatians4 ik
@@mergy101dalmatians4 what des that mean
@@phantmheartdxp1685 it means a someone read your comment and pasted it and said it was their own
@@doesbadart13 that @#$&*!
kids trick-or-treating: *walks down the sidewalk*
Batman cosplayer: "and I took that personally"
E
Earth to flat earthers:flatbrains IM ROUND
the fact in the background he was playing DDLC theme in the background and UNDERTALE MUSIC is just
*chef's kiss*
Yep :)
Ikr
@Repent Oh no its a bot-
IM ALREADY CHRISTIAN AND ALSO *gay* JUST TO PUT THAT OUT THERE
@@MazRine :D
@@bradeyjosey7098 yee
I love how in the thumbnail he opens a window and as a consequence of his action, *the entire back of the plane explodes*
8:43 haha you could say it's a BASS fish haha ha ha ha ok I'll stop
Ah I enjoy the Doki Doki Literature Club music, it really compliments the whole video.
Just monika
Ikr imagine thinking it's some regular innocent music at 2:04
heyNOOB1234
4:41 Yes, Gray. Now you know how your sims feel.
the developer's imagination is beyond boundaries
Gray: *ignores airplane safety and this happens *
Gray: My gaming choices are…almost frightening
Lol same
Sometimes, my choices… They generate gravity.
@Delta it’s kinda ironic in a way that someone with that name would be watching a video about airplanes lol
@@fionnaandcakecosplay I actually named my channel after the phonetic alphabet.
Am I the only one that noticed the ddlc music in the background
whoever edits for gray is doing gods work
Has to be someone new lmso
Don’t you mean Satan’s work? I mean… OvO
the song in the background either gave me PTSD or nostalga, but mostly PTSD
If y’all do the membership for legends or gods there’s actually a video from his editor
@Randum well they're great XD
Day 270 of asking Gray to finish playing The Long Dark, Wintermute.
He had to abandon it because it wasn't getting enough views, and if you're a youtuber, you'll understand that. I wish it came back but it's a pipe dream at this point.
@Not RickRoll 👇 bruh shut up
@@A_Shadow87 people should play whatever they want to play, the viewers can't decide unless specifically asked
@@drantigon he's paid based off viewership so 100% of his choices are made via video veiws
@@drantigon RUclips gets more money for more viewed videos so they recommend recent stuff. It's sad honestly.
Gray: I'm gonna use this rubber duck- OAAHH!!
THE DORIME TIMING WAS PERFECT. your editor deserves all the kudos for that
Ahh yes the one thing Minecraft taught me never waste your diamonds on a hoe
@@somethingissuspicious7461 lmao
“Very Clean And Very Angry” is the name of my autobiography.
I love how Gray just looks for whatever item he can and use it as a weapon to end humanity
2:09
*Doki Doki*
*EVERYDAY I IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE I CAN BE WITH YOU*
Helpme stand up is actually a perfect comic name for Gray!
5:03 prisoner Vs Robber 💀
Gray: "Last time I picked this I pocked fight back and it didnt go too well."
Me: *is too busy wondering why your reality was playing in the background*
What’s it called
Your picture is on of lil Darkies album cover
I love how no one realized the super famous comedian was the same guy who had escaped from prison a decade or so prior.
1:30 “I’m gonna be a clown today.”
*already are hahahahaha*
Gets me everytime 😂😂
10:18 this is hilarious. His scream tho! LOL
The: Now I'll become a clown haha. already are haha caught me so off guard XD
FACT: the back of the airplane falling off is something call "structural failure" that happens when the metal on the airplane corrodes and soon brakes off. and when that happens the airplane should NOT blow up, it will just not be able to go up, down, left, or right. after it falls off the airplane should start falling. btw it didn't lose %40 of its fuselage its loss 10% of its fuselage
Love how gray forgot to mention that always, under everything helpme wore the clothes he was given as a kid
Gray absolutely makes the best videos ever. I am really happy to see life simulator games.
@Not RickRoll 👇 i shouldve known…
@@stupidfurries yeah he has done this a lot in this comment section
Never gonna let you down never gonna say goodbye never gonna hurt you
Fun fact: It’s illegal to name your child something weird in Denmark. I hope you aren’t in Denmark, Gray
I love how he's just casually playing the ddlc theme at the start of the video XD
Totally
He needs to finish that by leaving the island, because after completing that you can become a girl that goes I to space and can become a captain of an alien ship
He did that
@@Leonard.L.Church I said this before he did it
@@name-uh5ee ok
Do I hear mf DDLC music?
I got this ending and thought wow. I really just played a mobile game in the bath for a hour lmao.
Hey Gray, can you play some Sim's. We all love and miss watching Spleen's, Tonsils, Florida Man, Australia Man, LSD, Babb Ross, and Colono. Trust me there are more things you can do with them LOL. Keep up all the great content
Gray:60% of the plane still here the plane:explodes immediately
Can I just say that this game fits Gray's style perfectly
What is this game called
@@georgewilkinson9382
I think it's an android game called 100 years life simulator
Hi
Him riding away in the car with the sigma music playing in the background got me dead 😂😂
When Dorime came on with the soap. Man, at that moment I thought it was perfect timing and for some reason also felt like how this poor soul's facelooks like the whole game. Sad and disappointed... but then Gray's voice came through and everything improved.
5:15 don't drop the soap lol
Pov you realize that background music is doki doki literature club:
Gray needs to do his life in this game
Kind of sounds like his life already lol
14:10 that’s actually pretty funny
The parents house is the house from Fireworks Mania
Edit:
The entire neighborhood is actually from Fireworks Mania
Why is nobody talking about the DDLC music, and some quality Undertale music in there as well?
11:11 i dont understand this joke? Can somebody explain? Iam not english/american lol
Okey i think i get the Joke now…. Because POLAR bears dont life in the jungle…..
Cuz the polar bear ended up in the zoo
Gray your the best youtuber to watch when I’m bored you make me laugh so hard I shat myself this vid is one of a kind you deserve all the likes and subs in the world!!! Also I’m pretty sure your the yeeet god also bye the yeet broom 3000 on shat me yes not trade me it’s shat me see ya
Man, elementary school was this video in a nutshell
Is RickRoll I Already Know
Ah yes.more life-pain...
AND ALSO