I really thought it was gonna go “it’s very inappropriate to massage your boss, you’re fired effective immediately” then “so now it’s acceptable” because that’s the game
Gray: "I tried to think of a name that embodies this child's entire future... the only thing I could come up with was 'Regret'." Me: I'm surprised he didn't go with Bud Light or Alcoholism. : )
"Alphabet of Hepititus", leave it to Gray to outshine Gray at being creative with his sadomasochistic, Florida Man levels of describing literally anything.
Okay, comparing your run to Kevin's runs, it's really looking like the only chance for a happy romantic life is with, of all things, THE GORILLA. You missed out on jungle wedded bliss there, Gray! But hey, your guy ended up king of the island at the end, so -- draw?
“Ok we’re playing a game where the longer you live the more you wish you were *DEAD* “ Ok now only person I know would say that is a gray and he did say it he did
there's a game called bit life and there are some fantastic physics you can do more you can make choices on the game and the one thing that I love about it is there is a murder button ✨👍🏻 fantastic physics ain't it.
One thing I like about it is that you can make other lives and name yourself after you're done with your one life or you can press the menu and make another life and name yourself and you can save the life that you were playing on -
Eating a snickers, the toilet comes up, and I can no longer chew, the laughter starts, and Gray nearly indirectly kills me with humor. I'm just glad to be alive to enjoy more machoism. Will be more careful in the future!
"Regret, Regret, Regret" "Catchy, any Idea what it means?" "Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret The Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
I have a feeling that if you didn't become a RUclipsr, this playthrough would've been your fate; I don't know why, it's just a gut feeling. Also "Yeddely deet, I'm about to meet the street." is a *FANTASTIC* line Gray, had me laughing! XD
Actually, before some of the civil rights movements, it actually was illegal to be homeless, this law was put into place in southern states after union soldiers moved out, it was made so that former plantation owners could purchase convicts to do slave work , this was called the Convict Lease.
Actually thought he would have jack Sparrowed his way out of that problem by shooting them so fast they didn't have time to respond and say gentil men let this be the day you almost caught regret or whatever his name was
"Yeetley deet, I'm about to meet the street!" Famous last words of Florida Lad, 2021.
HIS NAME WAS REGRETTTT!!!
@@playerjj5196 He was a son of Florida Man, therefore, I called him Florida Lad.
That part got me dying 🤣
That's probably one of my favorite quotes from graystillplays
@Tom Simons ᨆ Fake
"Spooky is just Diet Scary."
--GrayStillPlays
That's exactly the difference between the two words
A quote to live by
E
He’s not wrong.
Yea
10:52 I Can confirm that women hang out in the bathroom wearing bikinis. It is, in fact, our favorite pastime.
100% we do it all the time😌
WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE 21ST CENTURY, I WANT TO GO BACK TO 1939
Yep definitely 😅
right?? why else do you think we spend so much time in there?
This game is how my anxiety imagines life to be like
"It's illegal to be homeless."
Ah, realistic simulation.
Sounds like America to me idk what your talking about 😒
wait it is?
@mohamed zayan lol
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
no its not
The shark isn't swimming sideways, it's _powersliding._
Fun fact: in Hungary its illegal to be homeless
General Kenobi…
@@MrShrog is it though?
@@paintingsunshine6523 yeah it is
E
“Yeedely deet, there will be no world peace”
“Yeedely deet, I’m about to meet the street”
My favorite quotes
E
yeetily deet
i land on my feet
-me
Yup mine to
E
Hm yeaaaaa
I wish Gray's commentary could just follow me around as I go through my day, life would be so much more exciting 🤣🤣🤣
Okay with you
YO SAME
“Hmmm….wonder if I could kill her!”
Yeah 😂
Hi
"I like how trying lose I ended up winning"
- GrayStillPlays Aug 11, 2021
I kinda want to it IRL, since trying to win and usually losing isn't working out. At the least, I could fail successfully.
E
“I became a employee that should be in prison”
Me: Nah, he just sped run life while being GrayStillPlays
Lol
Lol true
E
“Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace” is the name of my autobiography.
Yeetley deet, the ground just got meet
Amazing
E
where can i buy it?
“Spooky is just diet scary”
I’ve never heard something that sounds absolutely insane but borderline makes sense💀
I really thought it was gonna go “it’s very inappropriate to massage your boss, you’re fired effective immediately” then “so now it’s acceptable” because that’s the game
I'd still make his same mistakes though
Same. Thought it might be "now you're my husband/live in slave". Tbh kind of glad it didn't go that way.....
Gray: "I tried to think of a name that embodies this child's entire future... the only thing I could come up with was 'Regret'."
Me: I'm surprised he didn't go with Bud Light or Alcoholism. : )
or *Pain*
@@ok.5985 OR *despair*
@@bejamigas0 or sadness
E
Or depression
Gray, please play this again, i feel like theres so much potential
8:31 Yeedly deet about to meet the street 🤣😂
"Alphabet of Hepititus", leave it to Gray to outshine Gray at being creative with his sadomasochistic, Florida Man levels of describing literally anything.
Yay
Me: “I wonder what Gray is doing.”
“Oh he is dating gorillas now .”
**clicks**
Only OGs of this video remember the gorilla thumbnail
Kevin also choose the gorilla
G o r I l l a s
@Death Nightmare og life’s matter
lol
Okay, comparing your run to Kevin's runs, it's really looking like the only chance for a happy romantic life is with, of all things, THE GORILLA. You missed out on jungle wedded bliss there, Gray! But hey, your guy ended up king of the island at the end, so -- draw?
In
I'm in love with this😂😂
@@simongilbert5799 oveh
10:35 hes right we all watch his channel just for him to pick the stupid answers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It’s not like it’s dirty, it looks like someone power washed it with feces.”
Seems legit
@TommyInnit 🅥 ah yes, tommyinnit who joined 2 days ago
"Congratulations sponge, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitus!"
@TommyInnit 🅥 no
E
“I could have gotten it if I hadn’t spent all my money on these coffees!”
🤣 that hits close to home
Haha
“Ok we’re playing a game where the longer you live the more you wish you were *DEAD* “
Ok now only person I know would say that is a gray and he did say it he did
isn't that just IRL ?
@@monad_tcp YeS
E
@@monad_tcp I mean…
@@EEEEEEEE E
*”Well congratulations spongey you now have the entire alphabet of Hepatitis”* favorite quotes of all time 😂
Gray : Alright, we're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead...
Me : Let me guess... Life ?
E
Life in a nutshell
“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
- Bob Dylan
Gray I didn’t know you knew Bob Dylan!
HES GRAYSTILLPLAYS SON!!!!!
@@brandiemcqueen7043 that means grays last name is dylan.
Nice
Top ten sentences that can solve war: "Alright we're checking out the only game."
Yeah it makes the enemy cower in fear.
it doesn’t solve war… it starts it…
*Sir, an army of Florida men are charging towards us*
*Excuse me, W H A T?!*
He solves war by destroying both sides
What is game name
Dad's have evolved with breastfeeding
Well you are right 😂
"Sir, it is illegal to be homeless."
What's next, will it be illegal to be in jail?
kool
@@BoxGlitch_studios that would be so gooddddddddddddddddďdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
@@BoxGlitch_studios you're right
"okay then buy me a house"
there's a game called bit life and there are some fantastic physics you can do more you can make choices on the game and the one thing that I love about it is there is a murder button ✨👍🏻 fantastic physics ain't it.
One thing I like about it is that you can make other lives and name yourself after you're done with your one life or you can press the menu and make another life and name yourself and you can save the life that you were playing on -
Ah yes BitLife
Hmmmn hes played that like alot
@i Play Sometimes shut
I thought he played that already, but considering all the iOS/android
"Life simulation" games he's played, it's easy mixing them up.
I feel like the dad should have a mullet, and he was trying to feed Regret some Bud Light.
E
Stop
@@maddenplayz6805 no hes funny
3:43 the fact that I have dressed as a banana for Halloween made this 10x as funny to me
Ah, yes another life simulator game. Gray can easily ruin lives by this one.
E
100 likes lets go
(Idk why im cheering)
What's this game name
@@no-rj7cg 100 years
😚😚😚😚
I dont know why but grey always finds a way to make me laugh, like "Congratulations Spongey, you now have the entire alphabet of hepatitis"
LMAO THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PART
FR
You said grey instead of gray😂😂🤣🤣
Grammer😂
@@Str8rollin2nerd 🤓🤓🤓
@@Str8rollin2and it’s grammar, look who’s bad with grammar now
This is the only show that makes me laugh because of something random 😂😂😂😂
K
9i
Yeet
Right

You should look at Rickle. Joshdub as well.
6:24 who realised that regret was 20 and Olga was 35
Oh
9:05 “Awwwwww shieeeeeeeeet.” I lost it 😭
9:04
"That is a freaking shark." Yeah, a shark that failed it's evolution classes.
Lol
Wait is this a DangerouslyFunny crossover? He's doing the fish eat everything simulator again.
I love how gray just goes for “Florida man” every time he plays any life game
Lol ikr
So do I
@Megan Sadgrove huh
@@easytosayuser729 m
m.ruclips.net/video/Bk7m6QcDWNY/видео.html
I know! Here’s a vid trying to replicate that.
Someone make a comic fully based on Gray’s commentary.
Eating a snickers, the toilet comes up, and I can no longer chew, the laughter starts, and Gray nearly indirectly kills me with humor.
I'm just glad to be alive to enjoy more machoism.
Will be more careful in the future!
“Yeetele deet I’m about to meet the street” shall be my last words
NO IM NOT RETRYING
i love how the first decision he made was trying to drink his dad's milk.
Um...
@@ultimategennix what is your um, sir?
@@frtruck lol...
Here's the thing I'm glad because the dad took off his shirt but what if he picked the mom
I like how you commented while watching 5 seconds of the video (same with me)
*"If there's one thing I'm good at, it's dissapointing my parents"* same🤩
Nice 👍
“Spooky is just diet scary”
He’s speaking the language of the gods
@Repent No
Įìrtÿū
Dont disrespect God
Lol
I've been trying to beat this game for ever now and this is the perfect walkthrough I needed.
Whats the game???
@@necrogaming1954 100 years life simulator
no
“Yeetley Deet, There Will Be No World Peace”
i'm putting that as my yearbook quote
Agreed
Yes
Hay spleens how's bluecheese doing
Indeed
Lol
Manager: Massage my leg
Also Manager: It is inappropriate to massage a manager, your fired
gray: welcome to the only game where the longer you live more you wish you were dead
me:that's just life man
Not just any it’s mine
@Repent no!!!
It's times like this you start to think, "I'm trying far too hard in game development."
I love it when Gray screams "What the hell is THIS?"
Gray just made by far the most Hollywood worthy storyline to ever exist
"Regret, Regret, Regret"
"Catchy, any Idea what it means?"
"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret The Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Hoo raa
x)
Gray:"What kind of of masochistic fetishism is going on here?!"
Me: Gray that's your entire channel its so realistic.
‘Don’t skip leg day, Don’t skip le- OUH’ -GrayStillPlays 2021.
LOL XD
leouh
i smelt the toilet
Why does this have so little likes
12:05 when he said "wait a minute" i lost it.
"Power washed it with feces" omg I've never heard those words put together like that!
🤣
Yeetle Lee deet I'm about to meet the street!!
A brand sentence is made
I have a feeling that if you didn't become a RUclipsr, this playthrough would've been your fate; I don't know why, it's just a gut feeling.
Also "Yeddely deet, I'm about to meet the street." is a *FANTASTIC* line Gray, had me laughing! XD
7:17
HAH MY GUY IS LIKE: AHHAA YESS
meanwhile the ad: Evony: The King's Return
Sponsored
"apparently SOMEONE POWERWASHED IT WITH FAECES."
best line ever
It’s spelled feces
I misread that as faces and idk how to even picture that
We go from torturing an entire planet, to torturing a single man.
Florida Man is a menace to all realms.
Gray: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Me: yeah everything is gonna go wrong.
8:12 “Alright, do the- do the Fortnite dance.” “And then- ‘YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!’”
14:08 LoL how being homeless is become illegal? 😂
"We're checking out the only game where the longer you live the more you wish you were dead."
Isn't that just called 'life'?
“Being a preteen is the worst” my life has been explained
Being a kid sucks
@@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI it doesn’t
@@Statue_of_god welp,i get blamed all the time if something happens in my house bc I'm the youngest,it sucks.
@@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI Just wait, it gets way worse! :D
@@BLCJ123 thanks! :)
Gray: *Jumps off building*
Also Gray: "Yeetilydeet I'm about to meet the street!"
some of those choices were very unexpected yet somehow still expected since it is Gray playing LMAO
I like the new editing grays editor has implemented
Gray: *goes to the playstore to get some games for content*
the playstore: "oh no he's back...."
14:52 300 stars in gta
“We’re checking out the only game where the longer you live, the more you wish you were dead!” Oh so my life simulator?
@Tom Simons ᨆ Bot
Felt that
@Tom Simons ᨆ fake ver bot ewwwww
Reality
"i dated satan's daughter and this happened"
friday night funkin' lore in a nutshell
XDDD TRUE
Lol
Fact
Oh my god your right
Lmao
13:18 I am so pleased nothing else happened here
At this point I'll legitimately watch Gray do anything and I'm happy with that
grey could eat his breakfast and not do anything and i'd be ok with that
FINALLY!!! I got the notification and pretty darn close to when it uploaded!!! That’s a win!
FR FR
The "killed your husband" got me rolling of my bed and fall of the stairs laughing
Yes True :)
Bruh do you know how to spell
The way you say "YOU NOW HAVE THE ENTIRE ALPHABET OF HEPATITIS" so blankly is hilarious
I like how this kid at 3:20 is just dancing while the others are trying to escape
This is so funny
When you said “prepare your anus-“ I got an ad and it literally said “for the biggest of all turtles.”
Lol
For me after he said that I got an ad that’s said “run” in a deep voice lmao
@@davidremilio7449 loll
Best birthday present, thank you Gray 💜
Happy bday to you, valid human
Same
My bday too
Happy bday
@@geschaftskatze Happy bday to you too!
Ok but the fact that the character dabs while jumping off a building
I miss when gray would play "what it takes until it brakes" with all his games.
You do know he swiped his wife and children, yes?
Actually, before some of the civil rights movements, it actually was illegal to be homeless, this law was put into place in southern states after union soldiers moved out, it was made so that former plantation owners could purchase convicts to do slave work , this was called the Convict Lease.
Its illegal to be homeless in some states still it's even more illegal to live in your car
Key words for any Graystillpaysvideo:
1. Yeet
2. Failure
3. Florida
4. Masochism
5. Some kind of disease
THE PART HE SAID ''
the sponge said NOOOOOOO!!!! ''
😂😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧🇦🇺
0:49 dad just pulled a sweet home Alabama
2:02
who lives in a pineapple under the sea??
SPONG BOB SQUAR PANTS
16:48 Shark: can I act as a crab?
1:54 you know it's bad when Gray is left in shock
3:32 GIGANTIC FLORIDIAN SHARKOSAURUS 😂 Im DEAD IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 10 MIN 😂
9:15 that's it! That's the scene from the ads! IT'S ACTUALLY REAL GAMEPLAY IN A MOBILE GAME AD, GUYS!
11:07 this is a mystery for the hardley boys.
I love how being arrested for homelessness is enough to make Gray go *John Wick Mode*
Actually thought he would have jack Sparrowed his way out of that problem by shooting them so fast they didn't have time to respond and say gentil men let this be the day you almost caught regret or whatever his name was
Regret, the lads' name was Regret; "Let this be the day you almost caught Regret.", I like the ring to that.
I watched this with my best friend and all she did was laugh.
@Tom Simons ᨆ no
@Tom Simons ᨆ aww cute vid. thanks for the rickroll.
15:00 IS THAT THE JAILBREAK ROBLOX SOUND LMAO IT IS
it’s a stock sound bruh
'' Ahh Shiiiiiieett ! Oh My Good . '' I was dying laughing. 😂😂😂
I got an ad for this game while watching this. Smooth timing 10/10
Same
What is the name of game?
@@otzigamer7958 100 years