Just letting folks know, I know I'm in an ad for the game. It's cool, the studio is real chill and I've played like 5 of their games, so they have my permission.
"Is it a service horse?" That is actually a real question someone would have to ask regarding a miniature horse. When service animals first became a thing, the only two animals that could be considered one were dogs and miniature horses.
"I'm pretty sure Boris puts mayonnaise on everything." You have no idea how happy I am to know you also seem to watch Life With Boris. Also thank you for continuing to share our glorious Florida lifestyle via video games!
Once I got to run a store. It was the same morning I woke up vomiting, with a severe hangover, a prostitute wife and a burning sensation when I went to pee.
Apparently, the complaint about the peanuts in a bag is actually real. Apparently the heiress to Korean Air got really mad after being served peanuts in a bag instead of on a plate and disrupted the entire flight.
You’re joking, but nothing takes the wind out of their sails for a worker they are bitching at be the manager. I know this from experience working at a coffee shop. After dealing with Karen, the next time she saw me at drive thru she just peeled off rather than order. 😂 Made my day
Gray: "...A manager whose only form of sign language is the middle finger..." Me: Yeah, sounds like the last time I was goat roped into being the manager. 😀
“Sell me 3 items for the zombie apocalypse” You get: • A rubber ducky • A urinal • and an axe (And you get the one and only door from the shining as a bonus!)
"I paid $1000 for a Cat?!" Yeah, well, after the all the vaccines, food, litter, toys, other vet bills,bandages, and disinfectant (the latter two for yourself; cats are jerks), it hits $1000 pretty damn quick...
“With gameplay that was probably coded while on drugs” grey why do you have to make me laugh every time? I was just trying not to laugh but that all obviously went to waste 🤣
Dolberg Horus Video game Character. The specific part I’m referencing is where you and him are sitting at a restaurant, you have either a burger or fries, he asks you if you want ketchup, if you say yes, your food ends up getting drowned in it. If you say no.. He says ‘More for me’ and drinks the whole friggin thing.
Just letting folks know, I know I'm in an ad for the game. It's cool, the studio is real chill and I've played like 5 of their games, so they have my permission.
@@milk4254 Me too!
@@milk4254 same
I just commented this and deleted it. I was so freaked out when I got the ad like, "hey I know that voice..."
I thought that was hilarious. I was watching you torture the Sims when I got the ad.
I also got the ad. I knew it was grey when i saw what choices he picked
Customer : “What should I get?”
Gray : “No”
OK, I’ll just steal everything.
Trendify MC q
Why not he just having fun
ITS FLORIDA MAN
@@FloridaManGraySTOP how are you?
"Is it a service horse?"
That is actually a real question someone would have to ask regarding a miniature horse. When service animals first became a thing, the only two animals that could be considered one were dogs and miniature horses.
How the h- actually, I've seen the pictures, it's adorable.
Need to put some diapers on them or something though
w h a t
Dude what about the service crocodiles
He just bought a pet horse
"Could be a ferret, could be alligator. I'd rather have the alligator to be honest."
Ah. Gray, a true Florida Man.
KC97 XD
@KC97 so true
I live in Florida too
“Im sure Boris puts mayonnaise on everything”
I respect Gray even more now
a good reference
Me too
IIIIIIIZ BORIS!
When mobile games are so self aware that they literally shove an ad down your throat at gunpoint.
@@danheboy You do lose money, if you don't watch the ad. So its more forced.
Game: GRAY YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO DO THIS THIS IS WHAT YOU DONT WANNA DO
Gray: nah idc
“I’m pretty sure Boris puts mayonnaise on everything”
*confused slav screeching*
HE IS ONE OF US! AN HONOURARY COMRADE!
stay cheeki breeki, eh bud?
Comrade Canadian yes. I’m a female btw but it’s ok
Time to peel potatoes for another hour. Was not expecting the Boris drop.
I thought i heard him say borris. *slav intensifies*
Чики брики!
"I'm pretty sure Boris puts mayonnaise on everything."
You have no idea how happy I am to know you also seem to watch Life With Boris.
Also thank you for continuing to share our glorious Florida lifestyle via video games!
He is a man of culture.
So are you.
Facts
And thank you Gray, for making me cry tears of blood.
Comrade!
@@FloridaManGraySTOP and bleed tears
i love how he always chooses all the death related options but when somebody harms a plant he gets pissed
Duck: That Banana was my bestfriend
Gray: Shut up duck you dont have any eyes you didnt see anything
*duck*
Nononnonono
Guy from a car driving by: YOU'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING DUCK
Guy2: YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!
Leave the duck ALONE.
Repeating a quote from a video isn't a good comment
“I killed all my customers”
You’re a good *florida man,* thank you
Yes
Once I got to run a store. It was the same morning I woke up vomiting, with a severe hangover, a prostitute wife and a burning sensation when I went to pee.
Good? Whats that
@@FloridaManGraySTOP It never ends
I saw Gray changed the video title
“The only sign language is the middle finger” well yea that’s the best sign especially if your talking to a Karen
Karens are indistinguishable from alligators down here in Florida
{You’re}
@@FloridaManGraySTOP Damm I live in Florida and it is exactly like that
Or a Kyle
The Florida keys there are probably 4 Karen’s
Customer: “could you tell me more about bidets?”
Me, an Italian: I’ve been training my whole life for this
"I'm pretty sure Boris puts mayonnaise on everything."
Are you thinking of the same gopnik as i am?
Life Of Boris?
ah yes
GreyStillPlays is a man of life
YES
I had the same thoughts XD
Customer: can i kill people with this?
The same customer 3 days later: any tips on how to hide a body?
“Yes you ate spongebob’s severed weenis” that is the single funniest line in the existence of ever.
‘Oh...that’s why it was all bruised and soft’ I’m so sorry-
So tru
@Creamsicle So true 👍
I was about to comment about that 🤣
i agree
"Im pretty sure boris puts mayonaise on everything, DO IT."
HELL YE YOU KNOW BORIS THE SHASHLIK KING.
Yes! Thats what i thought!
It was a blyatiful moment
Boris boris
Holy blin! That's great I'm not the only one who knows!
Absolutely blyatiful
Apparently, the complaint about the peanuts in a bag is actually real. Apparently the heiress to Korean Air got really mad after being served peanuts in a bag instead of on a plate and disrupted the entire flight.
I saw this comment and immediately after it came on this screen- also yes I remember hearing about that lol
Wow, rich people are entitled!
Certified bruh moment
They called it Nut Rage, AKA Nut Gate.
“I’m just kidding, sure you can have my underwear-“
“You now have rabies”
12:06
Which JoJo are you?
@@raawesome3851 the best one 😎
@@trashyclips4488 how do you know about this stuff aren't you like 12?
NO HATE OR JUDGMEBT JUST ASKING
Gray: both of you hate proper capitalization
The title: “i”
At the start of the sentence
Yes
@@nightowl6055 No, "I" is always capitalized
@@lafabl6503 I know, but the I was at the start of the sentence, which is always capitalized too
3:06
"How safe are your planes?"
*Welcome to United Airlines, the planes should be the least of your worries.*
O-o
*Indeed-*
Well they only crash once
You may die.
This aged like milk....
Karen: I want to speak to the manager!
Gray:I'm the manager.
Karen: Nevermind
You see that axe in the door? The last Karen who wanted to speak to a manager was standing RIGHT THERE.
Terri V lmaooooooooo
You’re joking, but nothing takes the wind out of their sails for a worker they are bitching at be the manager.
I know this from experience working at a coffee shop. After dealing with Karen, the next time she saw me at drive thru she just peeled off rather than order. 😂 Made my day
@@tonsilsthecat3430 loool
Smash bros announcer: Karen defeated
I like how you get a girlfriend by effectively giving every customer the middle finger
"Susan... I don't know how to break this to you, but we don't sell bananas here." I laughed so hard I woke up the dog.
@Flamen Eggz u are so funny I broke my arm by laughing
I laughed at the do whatever you want use it for myself ad part xdxd
But it was long and yellow.
You ate sponge bobs severed wenis
Woof!
10:28 that life of boris reference though,gotta love it
HE IS ONE OF US!!!!!!!!
@@POSTALPILLED Comrade
"what's your favorite dish?"
"ketchup"
me: *Undertale flashbacks*
*sans and pikachu smile proudly, Misty and papyrus groan in discuss*
So happy I'm not the only one who thought that XD
Did you know that ketchup could be considered a smoothie? Or a Gatorade like drink...
“I’m pretty sure Boris puts mayonnaise on everything”
So grey is a slav as well
Oh yeah!
Urra
Mayonez
oi blin is mayonayez
Honestly we all have to admit gray NEVER fails to make us laugh
The “alright” in his videos make my day
ayo fellow Killua pfp
Heh, yes, you didn't even 2atch the video.
They always ruin *my* day...
@@FloridaManGraySTOP and your pain causes us joy, your point is?
@@hellohaveagoodday not just his. All of them. All that pain. Beautiful.
"There is no guns allowed." 4:50 :D brilliant
girl: asks if a chainsaw is dangerous
girl 10 minutes later: how do I hide a body?
Oh my god
Hahaha
Wait hol' on SHE KILLED A MAN AND WANTS TO TROPHY IT ON THE PLACE SHES FLYING
Lol wth
She should watch how to hide a body a guide from papyrus
3:32 I like how gray just treats the purple hair girl like she’s a piece of trash and gray moves on to another question 🤣
11:52 Customer: "that man is running around naked."
Graystillplays: "welcome to Florida."
Xd
The funny thing is, I'm from Florida and when I was like 8 I saw a random dude streaking down the highway 🤣
I mean you're not wrong
Lol
“I said “no” to every customer”
Thumbnail: shows a robber
I don’t think that’s a customer
*youre the costumer*
So true!
Meanwhile life of Boris...
He was obviously purchasing a brand new cash register along with all the cash and the only reason he looks like that is because it was luandry day
Google's Searching Format 👁👄👁
“You are currently all alone”
Well Gray, I will be when that hitman adds the deadly levels opioids to my wife’s heroin.
When are you paying me
Lol
Sharon Gould *WHEN I GET TO TASTE HER ALLIGATOR FLESH*
Wait, you're married? Congrats Florida, who's the lucky lunatic; is it LSD? =)
Tommy Fox No, it’s Karen Methadopolis. I think she’s figured out I’ve had sex with 8 other women in the nine months we’ve been married.
13:57 Gray: " * Let me introduce you to Stacy, both of you dont use proper capitalization* "
Me: *stares at title*
"and a better bed so I can feel more comfortable when I'm crying myself to sleep"
Seems bout right
OOF, a mood that was..
What’s that game called
@ Tyler plays speak to the manager
The way he speaks during the entire clip and sounds like a psychopath
And then sounding like an innocent 6yr at the end.
Peefection
Stay foxy, much love
More digital suffreing dammit
Ismail H. I can’t run like I used to, but I can pull myself apart just fine.
It makes me happy
@@outspade never underestimate the coming of a pirate or a fox for that matter.
Gray: "HOLY- THE CANDLE IS LIKE A BLOWTORCH!"
Me: "I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE UNTIL HE POITE-POINTED IT OUTTT
Me 2
Same TwT
Lol
Now I just really want a blowtorch lit dinner
1:32
‘I’m very sick, what should I buy?’
me: well, you could, GO BACK TO BED YOU DISEASED MOLDY BREAD.
"I'm pretty sure Boris puts mayonnaise on everything." Sounds about right.
Yes
Life of Boris FTW
k
Boris is best
Cheeki Breeki
Are you talking about bendy and the ink machine
"Boris puts mayonnaise on everything."
Is this a Life of Boris reference??
Yes
I already love this and it’s been 30 seconds
Of couse you will
Its a graystillplays video
Nobody can say no to gray otherwise they will be the next to get tortured for a video.
I can’t believe how many other people enjoy viewing suffering and masochism!
Are you still watching it?
@@FloridaManGraySTOP I love it has only been like 2 seconds
11:18 YAS!
notification: I killed every customer
video: i said no to every customer
me: disappointed
"How do you hide a body?"
"Tim can explain it to you."
Well I mean it makes sense, Tim *is* a serial killer.
RUN NOW Pthats me
So truuuue luv ur comment @ Yeet0sD0rit0s
Gray: oh god a lame shelf sorting minigame
Me with OCD: that shelf needs to be organized
I don't have ocd or
Hamilton on Disney:U ou don't get saffaused
“They spray water up your butt saving toilet paper” “Wow water up the butt sounds like having diarrhea only in reverse “
That apartment needed the House Flipper touch.
I think the axe In the door in the background is a reference to the”here’s Johnny!”Scene in the shining
(I think it’s from the shining)
Is it not obvious
Oh cool didnt even think of that
@@w4976. you don’t need to be rude about it
@@aribear514 you don’t need to reply about it
Yep that's the shining
"I need alot of Lubricant!"
Ad Plays, "That is not possible, that is just not possible."
Queen:"Mama just killed a man"
Manager:Dont worry she gets a promotion :D
Um, I think it was queen who said that
Wrong band
It was queen
@@EternallyDoomed sorry I can't remember stuff but yea it was queen
Gray: "...A manager whose only form of sign language is the middle finger..."
Me: Yeah, sounds like the last time I was goat roped into being the manager. 😀
“Sell me 3 items for the zombie apocalypse”
You get:
• A rubber ducky
• A urinal
• and an axe
(And you get the one and only door from the shining as a bonus!)
An vindicator a door and a nametag = here's Johnny
@glich smøke the shining
@Giovanni Roman what about ammo
lol
"I paid $1000 for a Cat?!"
Yeah, well, after the all the vaccines, food, litter, toys, other vet bills,bandages, and disinfectant (the latter two for yourself; cats are jerks), it hits $1000 pretty damn quick...
Help
cats aren’t jerks...
Depressed Duck that’s what a cat would say
@@JoshX9706 cats aren't jerks..
People who think cats are jerks are jerks.
LMAO
Grey: "I can't even force her to pay!"
Game Option: "That's not how it works! You gotta to pay!"
“you gotta to pay” thanks for the daily seretonin
@@stoopy07 No problem. I tried to simulate a proper Google Translate response.
How many customers do you want kill?
Gray: *YES*
...And I’ll just “borrow” a fork and take those bodies...
@@FloridaManGraySTOP FLORIDA MANNNNNNNNNN-
If gray was hosting a death game, he would probably look at his workers that help kill and say “go”
Lady, drinks, and me have one thing in common:
*We all ruin lives*
At least cancer destroys not just ruin
@Giovanni Roman same :(
13:42 YES- FAVORITE MOMENT LMAOOOOOO
Gray : sucka ma ad bit
11:08 I like how it says sir when it’s a girl
13:42 i love grey for this reason specifically, his cuts are so beautiful its hilarious
Me too
"Susan I don't know how to break this to you, but we don't sell bananas"
👁️👃👁️
👅
“But it was long and yellow”
Yes you ate spongebob’s severed weenis.
1:58 is my favorite part
And so we will never know what the 9000$ Pet was... *emotional sobbing*
@@claudiacaravaggio511 you clearly didn't got the sarcasm I was implying in my Comment. 👌🏻
@Tragic Punk oof
More, buy everything. I love seeing you attack robber and answer questions
"I would rather the ALLIGATOR!"
You really are a true Florida Man!
“With gameplay that was probably coded while on drugs” grey why do you have to make me laugh every time? I was just trying not to laugh but that all obviously went to waste 🤣
14:08 You didn't get a lion, you got its occasional prey.
Gray, jokingly: If there’s one thing is like to eat in the morning, it’s a big plate of ketchup.
*Sans has entered the chat
who is sans
Dolberg Horus
Video game Character. The specific part I’m referencing is where you and him are sitting at a restaurant, you have either a burger or fries, he asks you if you want ketchup, if you say yes, your food ends up getting drowned in it. If you say no.. He says ‘More for me’ and drinks the whole friggin thing.
@@Pinanimate What video game exactly is sans on?
@@dolberghorus7507 dude you joking ?
@@-Demierge- No i am not. I legitmately have no idea who sans is.
Every time Gray plays a game a good person dies like a person you would genuinely like as a friend
He kinda devours souls 😁😂🤷♀️
2:04 "we don't sell bananas"
"But it was long and yellow"
"Yeah you ate spongebobs severed wenis"
9:24
This "fair enough" is so perfectly American.
6:20 is just the everyday life of a twitch simp...
Title: "I said no to every customer"
Negative Nancy flashbacks 😅
What’s this game called
@@450rfilms2 its called speak to the manager
@@neoagent3 thx
6:21
“Spending money on her and she’s ignoring me”
Me: that’s called a Simp
"This looks like the car my mom used to drive."
Me: That actually looks like what Hank drives in Detroit: Become Human.
I play that
2 8 S T A B W O U N D S
And then there’s me : that looks like something someone would crash tbh
1:04 she spent more money than the devs did
"i'am sure boris puts mayonnaise on everything"
me: *_Y E S_*
*british confusion*
Mayonez
I see murder is in the title, I wonder how you are killing them this time.
y e s
Spends 12 seconds completely oblivious to a flame thrower on Crack cocaine
7:53 ........ the classic way of describing things
5:35 Yeah, I'm *sure* he's not just unconscious.
the intro:
me: im scared to see what satisfied customers get
Probably sex and drugs.
You know I don't even need to be drunk to laugh my ass off with these videos lol
This game is a genius. I now want a door, with an axe in it. Not just IN the door, but bolted on with the handle as a door knocker >_>
*i ate a bannana and dont have to pay for it!*
*congrats you ate spongebobs severed wenus*
2:07
“I want to speak to your manager!”
Gray:
Nope
Ah yes, when the Karens finally got what they deserved.
@@FloridaManGraySTOP Yes, my psychotic friend, yes indeed
Poor karens
That nod to Boris was gold! Your sense of humor is hilarious.
Saying "no" to every customer is my dream job.
6:56 my Alexa responded when this happened
Ah yes, and here we have exhibit A~
**points at an empty room**
**emotional sobs heard in the background**
Duck: But that banana was my cousin..
Grey: SHUT UP DUCK YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EYES YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine copying a comment
“ I want don’t want a Pharrot I want an alligator “ gray is 100% a Florida man
Yeah! "Karen: The Game"
Bruh
The title is speak notes manager
"im pretty sure _boris_ puts mayonaise on everything"
BRUHJ
14:22 DEEZ NUTZ!
No one:
Animator's edgy OC's: 9:59
At the Carry part (8:28) I got an ad with a woman named Cara or something very similar, "and I love making love"..timing is priceless
3:24 I like how my decoration upgrades are a sheet colorblind
He cracks everybody up because he’s
so funny