Sniper SMOKES Hostage Taker Through Computer Monitor!

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  • @DonutOperator
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    • @wizardm8549
      @wizardm8549 6 месяцев назад +2

      Didn't you already cover the sniper?

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    • @MegbunkeVR
      @MegbunkeVR 6 месяцев назад

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      @keymaster8176 6 месяцев назад

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  • @that_1_guy_from_mars939
    @that_1_guy_from_mars939 6 месяцев назад +16056

    “What’s going on through your head?”
    Swat sniper: oh I know this question

    • @chez1111
      @chez1111 6 месяцев назад +110

      Yes we get it Jesus Christ look at the top 5 comments. Give it a rest

    • @philgreen736
      @philgreen736 6 месяцев назад +305

      @@chez1111wow spoiling the fun

    • @that_1_guy_from_mars939
      @that_1_guy_from_mars939 6 месяцев назад +76

      @@chez1111 nah

    • @chez1111
      @chez1111 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@philgreen736 spoiling what fun

    • @dokkanlegends6825
      @dokkanlegends6825 6 месяцев назад +13

      Ain't no way 💀

  • @mawnkey
    @mawnkey 6 месяцев назад +4447

    First time a screenshot has ever been lethal.

    • @beowulf_of_wall_st
      @beowulf_of_wall_st 6 месяцев назад +141

      this joke is way more original than anything else here and you're getting no recognition

    • @NegativeProcess
      @NegativeProcess 6 месяцев назад +20

      I was at the end of the video so it Took me a second 😂 but that's hilarious

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@beowulf_of_wall_st because it's not a very good joke

    • @wilz3346
      @wilz3346 6 месяцев назад +2

      Wp, Sir

    • @evanschmidt6316
      @evanschmidt6316 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@I_am_a_cat_it was quite witty imo.

  • @d_kortman
    @d_kortman 6 месяцев назад +14748

    “Let me know what’s going through your head right now”
    Lead. Lead is going through that head.

    • @MerkONeil
      @MerkONeil 6 месяцев назад +156

      beat me to the post lmfao

    • @IDontReallyEvenKnow
      @IDontReallyEvenKnow 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@MerkONeil MerkONeil!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Spankmepink
      @Spankmepink 6 месяцев назад +1

      Damn it, I just came to say that. lol.

    • @peterhineinlegen4672
      @peterhineinlegen4672 6 месяцев назад +96

      In literary terms, I believe that's called foreshadowing.

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 6 месяцев назад

      What an airhead.

  • @joes878
    @joes878 6 месяцев назад +295

    "Be honest...when was the last time you smoked meth?"
    Standard questioning for any traffic stop in Florida.

  • @Britthunderr
    @Britthunderr 6 месяцев назад +2427

    "You got any guns, drugs, or bombs in the truck?"
    "I got a gun"
    Turns out, he had all of the above in that truck.

    • @mikedawolf95
      @mikedawolf95 6 месяцев назад +77

      The once in a blue moon where they actually have an explosive.

    • @hereticstanlyhalo6916
      @hereticstanlyhalo6916 6 месяцев назад +49

      D) All of the above.

    • @_Galaxymuffin_
      @_Galaxymuffin_ 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@mikedawolf95 Likely not an explosive but instead someone trying to do shake and bake meth production.

    • @derekevans2318
      @derekevans2318 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@mikedawolf95 never trust a tweaker.

    • @whentheroach9964
      @whentheroach9964 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@_Galaxymuffin_I mean, your probably right it is Florida after all

  • @heinrichollbers
    @heinrichollbers 6 месяцев назад +5608

    He monitored the situation and took a screenshot.

  • @Glados1080
    @Glados1080 6 месяцев назад +5575

    "Got any bombs in your car"
    >Florida man sweating nervously

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 6 месяцев назад +148

      it was supposed to be rhetorical at that point...but it's florida

    • @bitshtannicajohnson6957
      @bitshtannicajohnson6957 6 месяцев назад +79

      *Let's not twist the fact that Mr. Officer played around with something he knew nothing about*

    • @DracoTooLit.
      @DracoTooLit. 6 месяцев назад

      @@bitshtannicajohnson6957nahh you see 2 pipes connected in what seems to be a work truck who tf sees 2 PVC pipes connected and goes “ OOOO BOMB” no are you dumb😂😂😂

    • @changlee1196
      @changlee1196 6 месяцев назад +17

      You mean right now right now?

    • @scottyfromthe80s
      @scottyfromthe80s 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

  • @eyehategodl
    @eyehategodl 6 месяцев назад +735

    Second Cop Had A MEAN Ass Scar On His Left Arm, Not Surprised Dude Was So Relaxed The Whole Time

    • @chewtoy1107
      @chewtoy1107 5 месяцев назад +4

      timestamp? i didn't see the scar

    • @eyehategodl
      @eyehategodl 5 месяцев назад

      9:40 ​@@chewtoy1107

    • @eyehategodl
      @eyehategodl 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@chewtoy1107 9:40

    • @chewtoy1107
      @chewtoy1107 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@eyehategodl ahhh thank you thank you

    • @EVANDANE777
      @EVANDANE777 5 месяцев назад +33

      I notice that too it was insane. Feel bad for him whether it was self inflicted or not (I doubt it was) but either way he’s been through some sh*t

  • @dunnetahl
    @dunnetahl 6 месяцев назад +1822

    That second cop has to be the most chill cop ever. He deserves a commendation for being a true officer of the peace.

    • @Outlaws-g5e
      @Outlaws-g5e 6 месяцев назад +46

      Putnam county is a very nice place usually no drama, And the cops are all like that laid back and easy going,

    • @InvisibleSquids
      @InvisibleSquids 6 месяцев назад +35

      I grew up there in Palatka. Half the town was chill cause they were old retired southern baptists. The other half was poor people trying to coexist. Only a handful of troubled souls there in the early 2000s. I was woke up in the middle of the night to a 30 man swat team firing squad over on MLK st, homeboy was whacked out and cut a few people, and was holding his gf at gunpoint. Other than that, I can't remember anything majorly violent happening there

    • @SoloBroBro
      @SoloBroBro 6 месяцев назад

      Which one was the second cop?

    • @InvisibleSquids
      @InvisibleSquids 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@SoloBroBro The one in the second clip, where it's just the officer talking to an old man in his truck.

    • @jeydm_jeydm_9361
      @jeydm_jeydm_9361 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@InvisibleSquidsnaw the whole video the cop talking crap in the original

  • @coltonsmither9874
    @coltonsmither9874 6 месяцев назад +3301

    “Let me know what’s going through your head right now”
    “Feels like a 308”

    • @soupafi
      @soupafi 6 месяцев назад +15

      I wonder if he even felt that

    • @chrishaugh1655
      @chrishaugh1655 6 месяцев назад +92

      @@soupafi that was a "dead before your brain has time to tell you" moment.

    • @gumidumi4604
      @gumidumi4604 6 месяцев назад +10

      "308 Damage"

    • @konphlicted8933
      @konphlicted8933 6 месяцев назад

      hahahahahaha

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@chrishaugh1655 That's the kinda death that makes ghosts 💀

  • @appeltaart6928
    @appeltaart6928 6 месяцев назад +5445

    Second cop sounded like a disappointed Mr. Mackey during that search lmfao

    • @Grigorii-j7z
      @Grigorii-j7z 6 месяцев назад +243

      Driver was surprisingly chill.

    • @HumanHamCube
      @HumanHamCube 6 месяцев назад +76

      And Hank Hill hahaha

    • @ZedrikVonKatmahl
      @ZedrikVonKatmahl 6 месяцев назад +61

      @@HumanHamCube
      I heard the hints of Mackey before he started with the 'kays
      I don't hear Hank Hill

    • @blackfin2389
      @blackfin2389 6 месяцев назад +118

      Drugs and bombs are bad, M'kay.

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems 6 месяцев назад +8

      Reminded me of my old computer science teacher lol.

  • @kitsune303
    @kitsune303 6 месяцев назад +167

    Letting your bro use you as a human bipod is the definition of trust. And kudos to the marksman who made the badguy a "holey" man.

    • @alissacrizler4908
      @alissacrizler4908 Месяц назад +1

      Jesus loves us!

    • @JimHugg
      @JimHugg 8 дней назад

      You know they tell that story at every party

  • @Changingtesting
    @Changingtesting 6 месяцев назад +1202

    Insane how a sugar loaded, grass holding, pipe exploding, suspect could be so calm, nonchalant, un-suspecting, and stupid all at the same time.

    • @Feelinlikeagnome
      @Feelinlikeagnome 6 месяцев назад +72

      ah, florida.

    • @anastasiadenton
      @anastasiadenton 6 месяцев назад +80

      @@Feelinlikeagnome He was unexpectedly chill when we usually see people get angry & reactive.

    • @Cardboardbox83
      @Cardboardbox83 6 месяцев назад +1

      “No Im not retarded”

    • @iarmycombo5659
      @iarmycombo5659 6 месяцев назад +1

      (Thats what he said btw if you watched the video)

    • @anastasiadenton
      @anastasiadenton 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@iarmycombo5659 I was replying to the person asking for a translation.

  • @seandoyle296
    @seandoyle296 6 месяцев назад +1382

    The negotiator is a real bro. He gave out a dope pun one-liner so his sniper bud could focus on his breathing.

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 6 месяцев назад +127

      Yup it was code for take the shot.

    • @Hsecrpntr
      @Hsecrpntr 6 месяцев назад +101

      He's been waiting his whole life to use that line.

    • @SuperUnemployable
      @SuperUnemployable 6 месяцев назад +8

      More like dad jokes of the year

    • @JadedLady
      @JadedLady 5 месяцев назад

      👀

    • @guigoinz112
      @guigoinz112 2 месяца назад

      That was pretty dope ngl

  • @nuke8191
    @nuke8191 6 месяцев назад +3293

    Imagine doing a routine stop and encountering *CHEMICAL TERRORISM* inside the car.

    • @dsijohnson
      @dsijohnson 6 месяцев назад +93

      Man I'm not even done with that part yet and all I'm wondering is if the driver actually knew what was going on

    • @benjaminshropshire2900
      @benjaminshropshire2900 6 месяцев назад +112

      Just before the cuffs came out I think Florida Man was getting the officer some water to decontaminate with. Not that it would be a good idea to use it, but I think that's got to be A+ level congenial suspect.

    • @NickTaylorRickPowers
      @NickTaylorRickPowers 6 месяцев назад +29

      What the hell
      Pipe bomb

    • @fallencobra5197
      @fallencobra5197 6 месяцев назад +50

      @@benjaminshropshire2900bro really tried to help the officer

    • @joemoma4287
      @joemoma4287 6 месяцев назад +21

      not terrorism

  • @bgizzle7545
    @bgizzle7545 5 месяцев назад +96

    The cop just letting buddy dig all in the truck with a gun in the seat is crazy.

    • @chrispyfryguy
      @chrispyfryguy 21 день назад

      Believe it or not. The average gun owner isn't a criminal or breaking laws. It's part of this thing called the constitution.

  • @RealTalkAlexV
    @RealTalkAlexV 6 месяцев назад +685

    “That’s a methamphetamine pipe sir” the way he said it had me dying for some reason 😂😂😂

  • @pablot-r9402
    @pablot-r9402 6 месяцев назад +1692

    Sniper: "Are you ready to die for a righteous cause, Monitor?"
    Monitor: "I always knew I was assembled for this...Let's do it."

    • @JellyBeansMystreyMachine
      @JellyBeansMystreyMachine 6 месяцев назад +15

      🏆

    • @Farce13
      @Farce13 6 месяцев назад +34

      Just like when Goku got got with the special beam cannon, but this time raditz didn't get back up

    • @JuanDerFully_
      @JuanDerFully_ 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@Farce13or when Alucard shot Seras through her chest to kill the vampire behind her. Seras became a vampire though.

    • @Azrtheal
      @Azrtheal 6 месяцев назад +40

      Monitor: Its just a flesh wound. I can keep going.

    • @Farce13
      @Farce13 6 месяцев назад +23

      Having thought about this matter further, and having remembered that the fucking computer monitor didn't even die, that monitor is stronger than Goku and the former hostage taker

  • @brtscafsma77
    @brtscafsma77 6 месяцев назад +909

    I was like "hey, that looks an awful lot like a pvc pipe bomb"
    Ive never been more disappointed to be right

    • @mikeyliberti4137
      @mikeyliberti4137 6 месяцев назад +18

      How do you know what that looks like🤔🤨

    • @ExtraLargeGarfield
      @ExtraLargeGarfield 6 месяцев назад

      @@mikeyliberti4137i smoke drugs out of a pipe, its the bomb

    • @Razor-gx2dq
      @Razor-gx2dq 6 месяцев назад +99

      ​@@mikeyliberti4137Don't ask too many questions

    • @GENcELL2014
      @GENcELL2014 6 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure he was making meth in it and didn't recently burp it so pressure built up. Cop got meth making chemicals shot up into his mouth, nose, lungs.

    • @hollywoodredneck8565
      @hollywoodredneck8565 6 месяцев назад +34

      Yeah that's something you never wanna be right about for sure.

  • @SatanicDiablerie
    @SatanicDiablerie 6 месяцев назад +90

    "I want to make sure you're the most relaxed." Dude will never be most relaxed than that. 😬🤯☠

  • @trevoranniedemille5352
    @trevoranniedemille5352 6 месяцев назад +410

    "I want to make sure you are the most relaxed"
    SWAT Sniper: Oh he'll be relaxed alright.

  • @ell3071
    @ell3071 6 месяцев назад +1350

    met donut today at a police academy graduation. cooler in person than on video, didn't think it was possible. they say never meet your heroes...this didn't apply for donut. top class lad.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 6 месяцев назад +39

      Why do ppl not understand that phrase? It’s simply a caution over the tendency of people to wrongly idolize someone. Regardless that 5 min meet n greet ain’t enough to know either way, it doesn’t mean you still can’t idolize good people, just saying to be weary of doing so

    • @jeremybr2020
      @jeremybr2020 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@carsonhunt4642 To me it means.....When it comes to people like movie stars, or star athletes or anyone else whom you greatly respect and admire, ones expectations often don't jive with reality. Perhaps that's basically what you were saying I suppose. I think you may be getting a little too deep with the notion of how much time it actually takes to get to know someone deep down. Because the vast majority of "fans" will not be given that sort of time or access to find out such things anyways.

    • @heithheithinson2495
      @heithheithinson2495 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@carsonhunt4642that’s not what that saying means. The saying it to reference the fact that celebrities aren’t who you think they are when they’re in the public eye and that if you end up meeting them they may be a piece of shit and it would ruin your perception of who they are

    • @3xeplodng_3agle_studios
      @3xeplodng_3agle_studios 6 месяцев назад +16

      You're all saying the same thing in different words... 🤦‍♂️

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@heithheithinson2495 who cares, didn't ask, no maidens, get women

  • @istvanromai9603
    @istvanromai9603 6 месяцев назад +1290

    Using one of his teammates as a TRIpod? What a subtle compliment for that gentleman.

    • @hughjass1976
      @hughjass1976 6 месяцев назад +87

      He would probably thank Cody, but he's currently deaf so there's no way he heard the compliment

    • @notbeyonce
      @notbeyonce 6 месяцев назад +40

      Bipod, technically... Lol😅

    • @istvanromai9603
      @istvanromai9603 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@hughjass1976
      The rifle was suppressed and the operators wear earpro, I'm pretty sure his hearing is fine.

    • @davidthemonkeyv1
      @davidthemonkeyv1 6 месяцев назад +53

      @@notbeyonce the joke is that their pee pee is so big its like a 3rd leg.....

    • @craigstichter6175
      @craigstichter6175 6 месяцев назад +2

      TripodMan: "FREEZE" he took that very seriously!🤪

  • @googabooga67
    @googabooga67 6 месяцев назад +27

    the monitor not even flinching got me, i just finished laughing my ass off for about 5 minutes

  • @getinthespace7715
    @getinthespace7715 6 месяцев назад +501

    "You got a fire extinguisher." 😂
    The balls on that guy.

    • @BartSparrow123
      @BartSparrow123 6 месяцев назад +6

      He knew that residue would hide some evidence of drugs.

    • @Airfryer208
      @Airfryer208 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@BartSparrow123i doubt this dude is that smart

    • @bigisrick
      @bigisrick 6 месяцев назад +18

      "Musta been the airbag"

    • @Doxymeister
      @Doxymeister 6 месяцев назад

      @@bigisrick 😉

    • @Jvega001
      @Jvega001 3 месяца назад +1

      @@bigisrick💀

  • @JoseEduardo-dz8fb
    @JoseEduardo-dz8fb 6 месяцев назад +451

    'what did you do today?'
    'i was the tripod'

  • @corbingarrett1206
    @corbingarrett1206 6 месяцев назад +879

    That cop is so chill. Keeps finding drugs and stuff and just let's the guy hang out on his phone.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 6 месяцев назад +92

      The guy is being pretty chill as well, that has a lot to do with it.

    • @EncourageSquirt
      @EncourageSquirt 6 месяцев назад

      @@justforever96think that’s all? LOL

    • @elpresidente550
      @elpresidente550 6 месяцев назад +33

      @@justforever96 Just matching each other's energy

    • @iman8738
      @iman8738 6 месяцев назад +37

      the truck literally tried to give him some water after the thing blew up LOL

    • @FlyguyCreations
      @FlyguyCreations 6 месяцев назад +18

      He found a pipe and a little weed. At that point that’s a misdemeanour

  • @Camandersol
    @Camandersol 6 месяцев назад +48

    I always really admire the professionalism of the cops in videos like the 2nd one where they stay polite no matter what inane garbage people try to feed them so long as nobody is in danger.

    • @noname2-190
      @noname2-190 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah well look where that got him

    • @m420-nd1if
      @m420-nd1if 17 дней назад

      Why do you call him a garbage person?

  • @elix901
    @elix901 6 месяцев назад +480

    God I like how chill both the suspect and cop were so chill in the second video even after the explosion.

    • @quigonkenny
      @quigonkenny 6 месяцев назад +55

      Welcome to Florida... Everyone is either chill af or a crazed methhead. No in-between.

    • @melverys
      @melverys 6 месяцев назад +16

      ⁠@@quigonkenny or a chill methhead 😅

    • @Swiftaholical
      @Swiftaholical 5 месяцев назад

      @@quigonkennyflorida is the land of meth heads lmao

    • @MrCk1234567890
      @MrCk1234567890 5 месяцев назад

      God I like how chill they were so chill

    • @MilenioAgosto
      @MilenioAgosto 3 месяца назад

      Stop using Gods name in vain, fam. His name is not a curseword for you to use it as one.. it is Blasphemy.
      God Bless You, In Yeshuas Name.

  • @Fomoco365
    @Fomoco365 6 месяцев назад +377

    Officer: "Do you have any guns, drugs or bombs in the car?"
    Dealer: "Yes"
    Officer: "Which one?"
    Dealer: "Yes"

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 2 месяца назад +1

      Going by the footage. We didn't see a knife. So it was just drugs, a gun and a bomb.

  • @Skillot888
    @Skillot888 6 месяцев назад +871

    How did that cop just eat a chemical pipe bomb with a spit and a cough and a “no fuck you” lmao

    • @R6Siege_Addict
      @R6Siege_Addict 6 месяцев назад +170

      Weakest Florida Cop:

    • @someasiandude4797
      @someasiandude4797 6 месяцев назад +150

      the drinks at taco bell are more toxic than anything in that bomb

    • @readycheddar
      @readycheddar 6 месяцев назад +105

      I laughed my ass off at that “no fuck you!”

    • @dannydanumba
      @dannydanumba 6 месяцев назад +52

      @@someasiandude4797man had a Baja Blast regardless

    • @MosesCarrillo-h2y
      @MosesCarrillo-h2y 6 месяцев назад +46

      dude shoulda been detained as soon as he was outta the car , it’s dangerous searching while he’s still loose

  • @trentrockwell6598
    @trentrockwell6598 6 месяцев назад +27

    That female cop learned a valuable lesson about creating space and why it’s important especially when you can’t see the suspects hands

  • @markclough4710
    @markclough4710 6 месяцев назад +242

    “Come closer I want to know what is going through your head right now” A negotiator with a great sense of humor. Awesome

  • @rudyrobertson1540
    @rudyrobertson1540 6 месяцев назад +819

    I’m fucking dying about that whole interaction after that bomb went off. The most country bumpkin Florida man I have ever seen. Him acting like he’s got no clue what happened “Whadahellwadat???” 🤷‍♂️🤣😭

    • @RowdyRedneck94
      @RowdyRedneck94 6 месяцев назад +62

      "Was that the airbag?!" 😂😂😂

    • @joshuagaude6084
      @joshuagaude6084 6 месяцев назад +41

      He's like a character out of GTA.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 6 месяцев назад +13

      "Wha hape??"

    • @Tenma2411
      @Tenma2411 6 месяцев назад +9

      Dude its an airbag, he just said that. /s

    • @Blaatann53
      @Blaatann53 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@Tenma2411Uhhhm it’s actually a shake’n’bake meth baker🤓🤓

  • @Crawlerjamie
    @Crawlerjamie 6 месяцев назад +1447

    “Can you put me in the front??”
    “Fuck you” 😂😂

    • @teenieteenez
      @teenieteenez 6 месяцев назад +22

      😂😂

    • @itachigaming811
      @itachigaming811 6 месяцев назад +19

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 6 месяцев назад +47

      I had to go back and double take when he said that 😂 That cop was done with him at that point and I do not blame him one bit!

    • @ebayguy38
      @ebayguy38 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 5 месяцев назад +1

      Appropriate response 😁

  • @lefunnyN1
    @lefunnyN1 6 месяцев назад +60

    he forgot to deactivate the anti-carjacking land mine

  • @Fairylaw-cm9qd
    @Fairylaw-cm9qd 6 месяцев назад +581

    The fact that the second dude wasn’t put in cuffs until AFTER the pipe bomb went off had me clutching my pearls the entire time 😭😭

    • @__mrblob__1775
      @__mrblob__1775 6 месяцев назад +42

      He was standing right where the gun was laying too

    • @Fairylaw-cm9qd
      @Fairylaw-cm9qd 6 месяцев назад +36

      @@__mrblob__1775 bro FR, it was the most horrifying traffic stop I’ve seen

    • @benhardcastle2305
      @benhardcastle2305 6 месяцев назад +29

      It’s bc he wasn’t black so it’s not as dangerous

    • @IDoSnipeYT
      @IDoSnipeYT 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@benhardcastle2305 True

    • @asheswillfa11
      @asheswillfa11 6 месяцев назад +94

      @@benhardcastle2305 helps that the guy wasn't being beligerant and is older. Being calm, level headed, and respectful does go a long way. Guy even offered the officer water after the bomb went off in his face.

  • @keithkreatives
    @keithkreatives 6 месяцев назад +933

    Am I the only one blown away by the second cop standing at the A pillar, turning his back while searching a vehicle without backup and letting that guy wander around in and out of the truck WAY too much?

    • @collenjets123
      @collenjets123 6 месяцев назад +176

      Yeah that was weird to me, but at the same time that old guys body language was basically the opposite of danger or a threat.

    • @quilope
      @quilope 6 месяцев назад +109

      I noticed that, too. My guess his eyes were still messed up from the explosive and he was trying to figure a quick way to clear and clean them. Remember: a bomb just went off, directly in his face, inside a small, metal, box.
      I can't imagine the things this officer has lived through previously, to be SO calm throughout this entire interaction. This man is made of steel.

    • @henrydennis6314
      @henrydennis6314 6 месяцев назад +55

      @@quilopei agree, everyone’s saying he was too nice or whatever, but he was just trying to keep the peace. why put blame on the officer when that man had a PIPE BOMB in his car

    • @StalinWasntThatBadTbh
      @StalinWasntThatBadTbh 6 месяцев назад +6

      no, youre just paranoid

    • @Smiff33
      @Smiff33 6 месяцев назад +11

      No... once, I had a nug and a weed pipe in my car and I handed it to the cop without making him pull me out of the car; he still detained me and had backup there while he searched the vehicle, and him and I were cracking jokes back and forth about him finding the motherload stashed in my guitar case. The stop in this video is weird to me.

  • @ProjecthalfDone
    @ProjecthalfDone 6 месяцев назад +388

    Holy crap that second cop was so patient

    • @Warclzugritter
      @Warclzugritter 6 месяцев назад

      After the whole BLM days, they gotta try treating them like innocent kids, even if clearly not.

    • @MilenioAgosto
      @MilenioAgosto 3 месяца назад

      No such thing as "Holy" excrement .... fam... you're disrespecting Holiness.... in other words, it is Blasphemy.
      God Bless You, In Yeshuas Name!

  • @kelliekells404
    @kelliekells404 6 месяцев назад +9

    I didn't know they would use a shoulder like this! Amazing! It stabilized the weapon. One hitta quitta. I'm thankful for your doughnut raw channel. Please don't take it away!

  • @Free2flyjj
    @Free2flyjj 6 месяцев назад +599

    "I wanna make sure you're the most relaxed"
    Sniper: "That's my job"

    • @nickgreen7312
      @nickgreen7312 6 месяцев назад

      that fire fighter vid come s to mind THATS NOT YOUR JOBB THATS NOT YOUR JOBBB lol

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ya I didn't think I'd have to scroll too far to get this comment 😁

    • @blackdog6969
      @blackdog6969 6 месяцев назад +3

      Supersonic chill pill delivery

    • @nickgreen7312
      @nickgreen7312 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@blackdog6969 😂😂

  • @tylerchapman9234
    @tylerchapman9234 6 месяцев назад +494

    He said "The hells that?You got a fire extinguisher? Think that was the airbag!"

    • @TheReformedRedheadWeirdoNoMore
      @TheReformedRedheadWeirdoNoMore 6 месяцев назад +76

      Oh man that was crazy. The suspect couldn't have been any calmer either. He knew what was about to happen. But what's even crazier is the fact he had ample opportunity to hop back in his truck and run, while the cop was suffering. But instead he chose to hide evidence and fish out a bottle of water for the cop.

    • @davidhakadoober._1-
      @davidhakadoober._1- 6 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@TheReformedRedheadWeirdoNoMore I say the cop should have just stopped fishing after he found the guys weed all the political enforcement lead to him getting accidentally gassed the guy hadn't violated anyone's rights and was under no suspicion of doing so.

    • @dillonbussard9576
      @dillonbussard9576 6 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@davidhakadoober._1-LMFAOOOO. HE HAD A BOMB! What do you mean he didn't do anything wrong?

    • @duos6337
      @duos6337 6 месяцев назад

      @@davidhakadoober._1- you may be the single dumbest human alive

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 6 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@davidhakadoober._1- this take is as braindead as the hostage taker

  • @CaptAoife
    @CaptAoife 6 месяцев назад +346

    "I can pee in a cup." "That doesn't do anything for me."

  • @lsk8308
    @lsk8308 6 месяцев назад +15

    After the bomb goes off
    Florida man: what the hell was that??
    He sounded bewildered. Flabbergasted even

    • @TrueMechTech
      @TrueMechTech 5 месяцев назад +3

      50/50 Florida Man doesn't even remember making it because he was high af

    • @T.Maximus
      @T.Maximus 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @T.Maximus
      @T.Maximus 2 месяца назад

      Think it was the airbag

  • @desgroid
    @desgroid 6 месяцев назад +178

    “I wanna make sure you’re the most relaxed” Not even a second later he became the most relaxed.

    • @themercerguy
      @themercerguy 6 месяцев назад +1

      Perp gone, carry on.

  • @jamesbolling6681
    @jamesbolling6681 6 месяцев назад +548

    I have a friend who works a "cleanup" job. It's a professional company that does the dirty work. Janitors don't deal with this type of mess.

    • @LoponStormbased
      @LoponStormbased 6 месяцев назад +9

      Do the cops call them in for the clean-up or does the business have to do that?

    • @Marshark50
      @Marshark50 6 месяцев назад +70

      @@LoponStormbased Its a crime scene still so I imagine the cops take care of all that

    • @ChrisBabaganoosh
      @ChrisBabaganoosh 6 месяцев назад +27

      Cleaning up a meth house sounds fucking horrific

    • @Tyler_Ey
      @Tyler_Ey 6 месяцев назад +50

      ​@LoponStormbased also work part time at one of these companies. The sheriff will give them a list of the companies local to clean this mess up, they don't take care of it.. I'm actually local to this shooting too funny enough, but we weren't called to clean this up. Sometimes the sherif will comp the cleaning bill sometimes, depends.

    • @LuciferMorningstar-wk8qu
      @LuciferMorningstar-wk8qu 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@LoponStormbased the business takes care of it.

  • @zbelair7218
    @zbelair7218 6 месяцев назад +812

    "What's going through your head right now?" - negotiator
    "Lead" - Swat sniper

    • @carlasouthwell7422
      @carlasouthwell7422 6 месяцев назад +2

      😅

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 6 месяцев назад +4

      Well a bit of copper and shattered bone as well. Mind blown.

    • @Cassinspace
      @Cassinspace 6 месяцев назад +1

      Negotiator has to be former Italian mob, he's too casual with it. "I wanna make sure you're the most relaxed"

    • @roberthuffer6591
      @roberthuffer6591 6 месяцев назад +3

      @Cassinspace. The negotiator was good, but the sniper gave the hostage taker “an offer he couldn’t refuse”.

  • @ForsakenKingOfMurrica
    @ForsakenKingOfMurrica 29 дней назад +3

    "I wanna make sure you're the most relaxed." HIS choice of words is eerily perfect.

  • @shaherbadawy242
    @shaherbadawy242 6 месяцев назад +243

    12:07
    "Can you put them in the front?"
    "No, fuck you..."
    Took me tf out 😂😂😂

  • @GrapeDrank001
    @GrapeDrank001 6 месяцев назад +143

    the cop is soooooo lucky to have been wearing glasses.....

  • @Anthonyz-ml6mu
    @Anthonyz-ml6mu 6 месяцев назад +183

    officer: “talk to me let me know what going through your head”
    sniper:💀

    • @luism.5999
      @luism.5999 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah that's cold

  • @oliveiramv5063
    @oliveiramv5063 6 месяцев назад +4

    “What’s going on through your head?”
    Swat sniper: You would not believe me if i told you

  • @Fieryaleeco
    @Fieryaleeco 6 месяцев назад +285

    I love how you say “I have no idea how he hasn’t been locked away for life” then immediately remember what state you’re dealing with.

  • @kurtbradwill
    @kurtbradwill 6 месяцев назад +410

    Damn, didn't have a chemical pipe bomb on the bingo card for Florida man. After you said weed meth and a pipe, I thought for sure it was going to be back due child support payments

    • @Sujjin21
      @Sujjin21 6 месяцев назад +19

      I thought it was gonna be a baby alligator

    • @halfwithero5368
      @halfwithero5368 6 месяцев назад +8

      I saw it and thought that it looks like a pipe bomb, oh nvm.... 💥

    • @tsunemara
      @tsunemara 6 месяцев назад +3

      I thought he was going to find the baby alligator first, then the rest of the stuff.

    • @playablecharacter3871
      @playablecharacter3871 6 месяцев назад +4

      I guessed a grenade or some kind of explosive, no joke and I couldnt believe it when I saw the pipe bomb lmao

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@playablecharacter3871 if that was a GRENADE, the officer would be full of holes and missing his arms, and the suspect would be dead in the middle of the road. Do you not realize what grenades are? What they are used for? You can't grenade hop with them and be fine like in halo lmao

  • @havokvladimirovichstalinov
    @havokvladimirovichstalinov 6 месяцев назад +85

    "I just wanna make sure youre the most relaxed"
    .308 guy: "And Im gonna make sure you stay that way too"

  • @Dark-Dragon-zl3pg
    @Dark-Dragon-zl3pg 4 месяца назад +4

    "you got any Guns? Drugs? Bombs?" Bro saw into the future😂

  • @jacoverster1460
    @jacoverster1460 6 месяцев назад +127

    Negotiator :”Whats going through your head right now?”
    308. Winchester : “👀”

  • @OPgamingstyle
    @OPgamingstyle 6 месяцев назад +174

    "I wanna make sure you're the most relaxed"
    *fires not even a second later*
    SWAT Sniper: "Oh he's pretty fucking relaxed right now"

  • @wesallstar9273
    @wesallstar9273 6 месяцев назад +144

    Second cop got caught in in a low level pipe bomb is wild man

  • @danieldyman7196
    @danieldyman7196 3 месяца назад +3

    The monitor not dying is the most impressive part of this story

  • @dcxplant
    @dcxplant 6 месяцев назад +223

    Florida man scenario was scary af. No backup as he finds more and more and more…. he’s lucky to be alive.

    • @sirmattington4200
      @sirmattington4200 6 месяцев назад +16

      the fact he let the guy just look around his car too, the dude could have grabbed his pistol at that time.

    • @myrtlebeachcopwatch8051
      @myrtlebeachcopwatch8051 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@sirmattington4200Right after finding the gun and drug's too he is very lucky to be aliveRight after finding the gun and drug's too he is very lucky to be alive

    • @Rafaelzio
      @Rafaelzio 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@myrtlebeachcopwatch8051even after the explosion the guy went in to bring him a bottle of water lol

  • @AnderWolfe31
    @AnderWolfe31 6 месяцев назад +266

    "I have hostages, you can't touch me!." The Sheriff: "I beg to differ."

    • @roadking99jokerst60
      @roadking99jokerst60 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Welp, you Can think that if you like,, for a sec or two."

  • @CodeNameLazarus
    @CodeNameLazarus 6 месяцев назад +88

    “I want to know what’s going through your head right now…” Is a wild last line before a head shot.

    • @richardthornton-dn4gs
      @richardthornton-dn4gs 6 месяцев назад

      It was more of a screen shot after monitoring further

    • @ginawiggles918
      @ginawiggles918 3 месяца назад

      Every occupation has its own version of black humor.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 4 месяца назад +3

    "Let me know what's going through your head?"
    Sniper: "Was that the signal?"

  • @TheReformedRedheadWeirdoNoMore
    @TheReformedRedheadWeirdoNoMore 6 месяцев назад +86

    That pipe bomb incident happened right down the road from me! I passed the crime scene when they still had the area blocked off. CRAZY

    • @Zackaria_sMax
      @Zackaria_sMax 6 месяцев назад +10

      That's crazy, you almost died!!! Donut should definitely interview you... 😅

    • @4seasonshunting269
      @4seasonshunting269 6 месяцев назад

      That was actually a mini meth lab.

    • @brkbtjunkie
      @brkbtjunkie 6 месяцев назад

      @@4seasonshunting269travel size, TSA approved

    • @JayCWhiteCloud
      @JayCWhiteCloud 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@4seasonshunting269 Why to people keep saying this...We know what it was, and how it was made...there is not "mini meth lab" of any type that looks anything like that, nor functions that way...

  • @AcExMBar
    @AcExMBar 6 месяцев назад +238

    The negotiator asking “what’s going through your head” as the sniper answers the question for him about 2 seconds later is insane 😂😭

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ok... but what if the sniper had hit one of the hostages? If he shot through a monitor, then WTF did he see in his scope except a monitor? He wouldn't even have had the bad guy's head in his sights, just the monitor. Just seems pretty reckless to be honest... at least wait until you've got a clear unimpeded shot.

    • @nichickmet
      @nichickmet 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@zx7-rr486he’s a trained sharpshooter. They most probably train situations like that. He waited for his shot and took it.

    • @jjs6568
      @jjs6568 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@zx7-rr486 ever seen Jarhead? He had a spotter.

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 6 месяцев назад

      @@nichickmet you mean he trains shooting at things he can't see behind monitors? I shoot.. and I say again, if he hit the monitor, then the monitor must have filled the entire reticle of his scope, meaning he couldn't see the guy's head. Also, he was real lucky the guy he was using as a makeshift tripod didn't sneeze or something....
      Ok it came off, but I call it reckless.

    • @AcExMBar
      @AcExMBar 6 месяцев назад

      @@zx7-rr486they train for shots thru objects and used a certain round of ammunition proven to be effective when shot through objects. You’re acting like a monitor is 40 inches wide. Those computer monitors won’t be more the 24inches across. Given how many cops were there and how the hostage wasn’t moving it wasn’t guess work… also if you’re being used as a human tripod with adrenaline pumping thru your system your body won’t sneeze..

  • @micahcabral3870
    @micahcabral3870 6 месяцев назад +168

    Having a pipe bomb you completely forget about in your truck is pretty crazy

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 6 месяцев назад +3

      I mean, the guy does meth. He's probably forgotten a lot of things (like the vehicle's registration). God knows how long that pipe bomb has been in his truck.

  • @bullseyebaby56
    @bullseyebaby56 6 месяцев назад +6

    I guess we know what was going through the hostage takers head. And did you see how relaxed he got?? That negotiator has some mad Jedi skills... lol

  • @grassblade63
    @grassblade63 6 месяцев назад +163

    Negotiator: "What's going through your head?" Perp: "Felt like a 168 grain Sierra Match King, Bob."

  • @trumpisbackboi
    @trumpisbackboi 6 месяцев назад +82

    “Let me know what’s going through your head right now”
    sniper: And that was the cue

  • @Vestheman7606
    @Vestheman7606 6 месяцев назад +222

    It’s all over when they bring in the sniper from Sniper Elite 4. 😂

    • @colel9756
      @colel9756 6 месяцев назад +16

      Who knew Karl Fairburne could time travel… btw I was playing Sniper Elite 5 while reading this comment.

    • @keegantripp1245
      @keegantripp1245 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@colel9756bro have you beat it? I have a literal bug in my copy of the game where I cannot defeat the king tiger tank.

    • @colel9756
      @colel9756 6 месяцев назад

      @@keegantripp1245 Yes I beat the game. For the Tiger problem, there are many ways to disable or destroy a king Tiger: mines, TNT, Panzerfausts, satchel charges, etc. I’m assuming that you already tried all of those, if the tank is just invincible, then I guess you will have to sneak past it, killing all enemies is not generally required to beating a level. If for some reason you cannot get past the Tiger and cannot beat the level, then maybe restarting the level could help.

    • @keegantripp1245
      @keegantripp1245 6 месяцев назад

      @@colel9756 i tried all of that. I even I undownloaded it and redownloaded it and the problem persisted. My copy is broken

    • @colel9756
      @colel9756 6 месяцев назад

      @@keegantripp1245 Yikes man, I don’t know what to tell you, Sorry.

  • @BraanFlakes08
    @BraanFlakes08 6 месяцев назад +6

    3:53 “talk to me talk to me I wanna know what’s going through your head right now”
    Sniper: “I’ll show you what’s going through his head right now”

  • @danielhavoc889
    @danielhavoc889 6 месяцев назад +85

    I'm going to honest, that shot is the type of thing I'd think "That's a movie thing, you'd never see that irl"

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc 6 месяцев назад +2

      In Hollywood the monitor would explode not be still in working order

    • @yoshijb9428
      @yoshijb9428 6 месяцев назад +1

      You're going to honest? Where is honest?
      Do you mean you're going to BE honest? 😂 lol

    • @dailynews5683
      @dailynews5683 6 месяцев назад +3

      Believe it or not, more crazy sh happens in reality than in the movies.

    • @Lemme-sniff-ya
      @Lemme-sniff-ya 6 месяцев назад

      Some of those movie things truly happen

  • @tomnook1929
    @tomnook1929 6 месяцев назад +126

    over the course of the next few weeks that cop is going to start slowly mutating into a florida man. this is a district 9 joke.

    • @Jack-O-Spades
      @Jack-O-Spades 6 месяцев назад +9

      I can just imagine him sitting in a landfill making police badges and billy clubs out of garbage. Poor guy.

  • @saltymedic31
    @saltymedic31 6 месяцев назад +39

    I work in Stanislaus county, CA as a medic and Sgt. Blount is an absolute stud. He just recently got cleared and is back on patrol.

    • @zuzuspetals9281
      @zuzuspetals9281 6 месяцев назад +4

      My sister worked for AMR there, retired January 2020. Lives in Ceres. I’m glad she left when she did. Good to know the deputy is ok. The place is lots more wild than when she moved there many moons ago. Be safe.

    • @saltymedic31
      @saltymedic31 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@zuzuspetals9281 yeah it is definitely getting worse here. I’ve been here since 2018 so I’m sure I met your sister! Thank you!

  • @CloudingITS
    @CloudingITS 6 месяцев назад +4

    “Let me know what’s going through your head right now”
    Sniper: He'll know very soon

  • @saucierboar260
    @saucierboar260 6 месяцев назад +178

    12:27 those glasses probably saved this cops eyes.

  • @Josh-cj9pg
    @Josh-cj9pg 6 месяцев назад +46

    Hey donut, I’m in the process applying for my local police explorer program right now. Thanks for all you do, you’re a great inspiration to me

  • @Graydonmccann10
    @Graydonmccann10 6 месяцев назад +64

    Negotiator: “Let me know whats going through your head right now”
    Sniper: “one second i’ll answer the question for him”

  • @YouNoy
    @YouNoy 4 месяца назад +2

    7:42 "Just a dusty old guy in a dusty truck" 😂

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 6 месяцев назад +258

    Having known a few dispatchers over the years, one reason why they're so spicy is because the calls they receive are so spicy, often one after another after another, and not only do they often develop short tempers with people who beat around the bush, but ordering someone to be more direct and precise with their language often snaps them out of whatever brain fog they've going through. During an emergency or someone panicking, ordering the person to calm down and talk in short sentences is very effective.

    • @WarpigA23
      @WarpigA23 6 месяцев назад +29

      I wouldn't call that dispatcher "spicy". She's trying to gather information. The caller obviously knows who the suspect is, so why does she say "Um..."?
      Good grief, caller, do you think that's helping?

    • @beowulf_of_wall_st
      @beowulf_of_wall_st 6 месяцев назад +40

      she was right to be spicy, the woman was trying to get cops there without admitting she knew exactly who the dude was

    • @russbennett5470
      @russbennett5470 6 месяцев назад +22

      As someone who’s had to be on the other end of a dispatcher on more than a few occasions I can confirm that spicer is way better than the dispatcher who acts completely confused

    • @cr1spy54
      @cr1spy54 6 месяцев назад +4

      I would had still called and reported her

    • @Amir-mq4jy
      @Amir-mq4jy 6 месяцев назад +20

      I remember calling 911 drunk bc a family member was having a medical emergency. I was being super quiet and unsure until the dispatcher basically snapped”hey, focus!” Which worked like magic. Definitely grateful for that dispatcher.

  • @rhouser1280
    @rhouser1280 6 месяцев назад +396

    “Smooth sack summer” sounds like a definite leg sticker

    • @ZerotheWanderer
      @ZerotheWanderer 6 месяцев назад +4

      That's the name of my metal band.

    • @kdawson020279
      @kdawson020279 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah, I drive long distances for work and do repairs regardless of how hot or cold. I recommend boxer briefs that wick moisture with good solid support if you're gonna buzz the danglers. I previously delivered mail before switching to doing maintenance for them. Chafing is no joke. I couldn't carry a wallet or I'd get a friction rash from the satchel grinding it into my hind end thousands of times a day.

    • @Mark-sd4hv
      @Mark-sd4hv 6 месяцев назад

      Never cut your pubes! Show your misses who's boss while she picks them out of her teeth

    • @jakethasnake3524
      @jakethasnake3524 6 месяцев назад

      ​@kdawson020279 thank you, my balls stick to my leg and twotst around

  • @terpgomer
    @terpgomer 6 месяцев назад +113

    Hostage negotiator: "What's going through your head right now?"
    Sniper: "bullets"

  • @dony1716
    @dony1716 5 месяцев назад +6

    Farmer: what was that?!
    COP: how the F should I know .
    Its the farmers car 😂😂

  • @al4n207
    @al4n207 6 месяцев назад +71

    Bro had the perfect distraction to get away, and he just stands there🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ICWHOPADOPA
    @ICWHOPADOPA 6 месяцев назад +103

    "Lemme know what's going through your head"
    Sniper "oh don't worry I'll show you."

    • @ICWHOPADOPA
      @ICWHOPADOPA 6 месяцев назад

      Thanks for 84 likes

  • @OverKiiiillll
    @OverKiiiillll 6 месяцев назад +111

    Negotiator: "I want to know what's going through your head right now"
    SWAT officer: "It's about to be a .308"

  • @anastasious
    @anastasious 4 месяца назад +2

    I spent 10 years as a dispatcher... I feel that response to "Uhm" in my very soul.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 6 месяцев назад +332

    "let me know what's going through your head" 🤯WOW, my dark humor kicks in again.

    • @peterruiz6117
      @peterruiz6117 6 месяцев назад +4

      😅 😂 😅

    • @helotaxi
      @helotaxi 6 месяцев назад +5

      "178gn MatchKing" was my thought.

    • @Arc-Tempo21
      @Arc-Tempo21 6 месяцев назад +4

      We all thought it, lol.

    • @douglash9364
      @douglash9364 6 месяцев назад +1

      Serra 157 grain boattail?

    • @Osamabintardin
      @Osamabintardin 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Arc-Tempo21clearly cuz half the comments are the same joke repeatedly 😂

  • @Lazarusaffect
    @Lazarusaffect 6 месяцев назад +62

    i love how he tried to give the officer a bottle of water lol

    • @thatDUDEfromMAINE
      @thatDUDEfromMAINE 6 месяцев назад +3

      it was probably meth water 💧

    • @zenithperigee7442
      @zenithperigee7442 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thatDUDEfromMAINE , & simultaneously his pee bottle!

  • @NipplWizard
    @NipplWizard 6 месяцев назад +105

    The SWAT sniper meeting his GFs parents for the first time.
    Patents - So whats your profession
    Swat Sniper- Garbage disposal

    • @Danspy501st
      @Danspy501st 6 месяцев назад +8

      For some reason I just imagine the iCarly meme where Spencer having a ostrich and getting asked what he has.

  • @JamesS.254
    @JamesS.254 6 месяцев назад +3

    The "what is going through your head" line is definitely an award winning green light command. 😂 Bravo!

  • @khit007
    @khit007 6 месяцев назад +70

    "I just want to make sure you're the most relaxed"
    *Proceeds to make sure he is relaxed forever*

  • @accordv6er
    @accordv6er 6 месяцев назад +210

    Tip, when you find something that looks like a pipe bomb and has a valve, don't turn the valve....

    • @lickkermit
      @lickkermit 6 месяцев назад

      Yup...pulled the pin himself.

    • @foolishmortal2429
      @foolishmortal2429 6 месяцев назад +4

      hindsight is 2020 ain it

    • @dylanbooke7695
      @dylanbooke7695 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@foolishmortal2429nah bro that’s common sense, also if it looks like pipe bomb, fuck that, cause how many times you seen a pipe bomb😂😂😂😂

    • @anastasiadenton
      @anastasiadenton 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@dylanbooke7695 Oh yes I've seen these more then I care to admit. Kinda funny watching some random guy walk into a store with a bundle of pipes sticking out of his backpack & watching the store clear to the opposite end of the building. Even the employees, if dude was that unstable no one wanted to find out.

    • @dylanbooke7695
      @dylanbooke7695 6 месяцев назад

      @@anastasiadenton yeah fuck that lol, i’m from south florida so we have a different, less redneck florida man.😂😂

  • @ElizabethH575
    @ElizabethH575 6 месяцев назад +107

    “The Anachronist’s Cookbook” cracked me up.

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 6 месяцев назад +1

      You remember that from your hippie days?! 😅

  • @johngavin2570
    @johngavin2570 21 день назад +3

    Fun fact about monitors:
    Most of the space behind the display is just empty. No board, no chips, nothing. The panels usually (not always) work in a way that if one pixel or group goes out, the rest continue to work.
    Many monitors will break in this way assuming the board, ribbon cable, and screen itself isn't obliterated. Honestly? You could probably replace that panel and it would be good as new, except for a hole in the back and maybe a little rattle when shaken.

  • @splicertech5346
    @splicertech5346 6 месяцев назад +70

    "He prestiged that knife" made me laugh

  • @SonUvSolarus69
    @SonUvSolarus69 6 месяцев назад +118

    "lemme know wutz goin through ya head rite now" (knowin full well what was about to be goin through his head right now) lmaooo the timing of that bro

    • @peterhineinlegen4672
      @peterhineinlegen4672 6 месяцев назад +9

      He knew for sure. That might have been the cue, it looks like they practice that.

    • @SonUvSolarus69
      @SonUvSolarus69 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@peterhineinlegen4672 ya I was thinking the same thing, very solid teamwork right there.

  • @YeehawJuice
    @YeehawJuice 3 месяца назад +2

    “I want to make sure you’re the most relaxed” proceeds to go completely limp