(Storytime) Boycotting Chinese Food | Alx James
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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He got a damn Hershey kiss on his head
I choked on my spit 😂😂
I watch these to late at night like I'm laughing while everyone is asleep
lol me too
lol
haha!! Same
OMG me too
I remember going on the plane and I was sitting with this random lady. but she wasn't the issue, it was the other lady that sat in front of me that I had problems with. like i was trying to eat as everyone else on the plane were eating too, then the lady who sat in front of me decided to just move her seat down (when you want to sleep it leans back) and the damn seat was inches from touching my face. i was like. "Like Bitch, since when to you eat lying down? fix your damn seat!" i got pissed.
XD lol
Lmfao. This shit had me rolling. Best video so far.
Thanks!
The end where he starts eating Chinese food & says: fuck y'all." 😂😂. We need a collab of madea & Alx up in this bitch. ✌🏽️👏🏽👏🏽. They would literally make my day.
I love his logic I love chinese food....... I love chinese people
I live and breath by it haha
Alx James I do too I love chinese food so much
Alx James Chinese food is the best food. There is no denying it
Haha I totally agree Alx James
I just had some plain lomein, and it was goooooood.
I was on a plane and this kid behind us starts kicking the seat and he wouldn't stop. And then we hear him screaming laughing cause his dad is tickling him and now he's kicking both me and my mom's seat. And so we land and we're getting off the plane an these people are behind us with this kid, and the mom goes "I think he did so well for his first flight. Wasn;t even loud". and I turned around and gave her the look.
I was having crapy day and your video just made it better. Every time I have bad day I watch your video and they always make my day. Thank you: )
There was this woman who stole my damn chicken
What a fucking bitch
OH MY GOSH! ARE YOU OKAY! WHERE IS SHE???!!! *Gets Shotgun Ready* FOUND HER *Shoots* OKAY WERE GOOD... SORRY BUT YOU DONT STEAL CHICKEN FROM PEOPLE... :)
Oh heell na 😡!
i could literally watch Alx James all day and never get bored
Love you alx u make my days
Glad I can do that :) 💋❤️
Alx James XD
OMGoooooooodneesss the ending with you eating chinese food and then you said "F*ck ya'll" LMAO that was the funniest part for me! I enjoy your videos so much!
I was on my way back from Puerto Rico with my mom and my cousin we were both around 11 years old. Our seat numbers were spread out so my cousin and I sat together because we were young but my mom had to sit somewhere else leaving an open seat next to us. This lady sits next to us and she's nice, even offers us gum, which we declined because we already had some, when she goes to pull out gum for herself she opens her gigantic purse and pulls out 2 huge avocados so she could find her gum.
YAASS. Puerto Rico is the best 😍 lol I'm Puerto Rican by the way, that's why I got excited 😂
I'm Puerto Rican and this is pretty much normal. 😂
Me af
On a plane ride from Michigan to California this white man kept starting at me, my mom, and my dad like he had never seen a black family before. Every time our eyes met I stared right back, but he never look away--absolutely no shame.
But Detroit has a high population of black people lmao, I assume that's where you flew from to Cali? I'm from Michigan too, even from a stupid religious majority white town but heck our mall is full of culture ha like black is one of the most normal lol I don't understand people
Story time!
I was siting in first class for the first time in my life and I was feeling like, hella chic and cool, put on my sunglasses, got my blanket, got my ipod I was fuckin READY. People were loading onto the plane and shiet, being noisy af, and suddenly I feel a tap on my shoulder and I was like, da fuq? who in GOD'S name is tapping all up on me? Take off my sunglasses it's this like 40 year old woman with a 70 year old lady ( lookin like she fit to drop dead any MINUTE ) and this woman goes, "Excuse me young lady, would you mind switching seats with my mother? You don't mind do you? You're young and chipper!" and she starts taking MY STUFF out of the compartment and guiding the old lady to my seat and I went, "Uh excuse me, could you not? I paid for this seat and I'm not going to give it up, I'm sorry but no." Respectful ( mostly ) took my stuff put it back in the compartment, sat my ass down and settled back in, scandalized woman leaves. 30 minutes later and I feel a TAP on my shoulder. I was prayin to JESUS it wasn't gonna be that woman AGAIN but there she was, complaining that her mother was having back issues with the coach seats asking ME TO TRADE SEATS AGAIN. I looked her right in the face and said, "No, ma'am, you may not have my seat just because you think your momma ain't happy, she looks FINE to me. " Her mom was passed out on the seat fuckin cuddled up and smiling. She looks all scandalized AGAIN and walks away talkin bout the ' problem with the youth of America ' like, bitch, da fuq?
Story time over!
😂😂😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏best one yet
Oh crap oh crap never in my life heard a story like that you know your crap holy crap 😂😂
Interesting McPhee I honestly first thought you all had coach seats so I thought "Oh it wouldn't be a big deal if she switched." Then I saw you were in first class and I was like "Damn I would definetely not switch because I fucking payed for this goddamn seat and that shit expensive."
Haha
You are the definition of perfection! 👌 and your one of the funniest people one the Internet😂 love ya
The ending got me!!!! LMAO! Good video... You should tot. start doing videos 2x a week if you can. ;D
I've been thinking about it! Maybe once I build my RUclips up a little more I will start doing twice a week!
Sound fantastic!
Btw your video, vines, Instagrams, tweets and snap chats make my days and weeks. Luv ya
Yeah that boycott lasts up until you smell them egg rolls fryin up
Literally watching your videos makes MY day alx..never change bc you are perfect!
Last time I was on an airplane the finest person on that plane sat next to me I was like dammmmm lordd
Thank you for always putting a smile on my face!!!whenever I'm sad I watch your videos :) you inspire me to smile and not stress too much.
On my way back home from Philadelphia we were on the plane and there was a horrible turbulence and everyone was freaking out......I slept right through it.
ayee, I'm from Philly 😈
I catch your videos and enjoy them thoroughly. Your story about the first class gas bomber was HILARIOUS. Passing #7s had me truly LOL-ing. Thank you for all the laughs
OMG when you said the person you racially profiled to blow up the plane...omg that actually happened to me. The man was Arabic and was literally reading some weird Arabic book and praying in his native tongue (creepily quietly) the whole time. I was literally praying like, "Lord Jesus I'm not ready to come home yet, PLEASE let me get to this airport safely!" #racist
He was probably praying for nothing to happen on the plane ride (I'm arabic) and he was probably reading the Quran our Holy book
Yep. Like I said. I racially profiled him like a total racist jerk.
Haha it happens to the best of us!
LOL I'm Muslim and I find this hilarious! At least ya'll are honest about it, lol
Excuse me but that weird book is called a Quran and that language is called Arabic and that praying Ya it's praying for nothing bad to happen I should know my mom does it all the time when we Go to Egypt
I just wanted to say thank you. When I watch ur videos they make me smile and laugh. thanks for making some days way more bareable.
So about a year ago I was flying to Australia to visit family. I had just gotten over a breakup and I would just randomly start crying sometimes. So this cute looking guy sits next to me and I'm like, "Hi, I'm Lanie." So he says "David." And we dont talk till about 7 hours later when I just start randomly crying. He gets a phone call-I guess from his friend-and then David whispers into the phone like I cant hear him: "This bitch next to me is a big cry-baby.." And he glances over at me and Im just looking at him like "Boi, I will rip out your eyeballs." And over the course of the next 7-8 hours he keeps apologizing. When the flight is over, I give him a nice punch in the gut and walk off.
IM A BOSS ASS BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH. x3
You are amazing!! You make me and all my friends laugh until we cry!
His hair reminds me of the poop emoji
Dude! Shots fired 😂😂😂
Alx, you make my days all the more worthwhile
Once I was on a plane when I was 7 and I was with my dad my dad and I didn't have the same seat and I was so scared it was a long flight and I was nowhere near my dad but I it was ok bc when I got to my seat there was a really cute guy who look maybe 17 or 18 and at that time I didn't think about boys like that I thought boys were mean a gross and u know and he was really nice he had the window seat and I was kinda mad but I didn't say anything I was seating in my chair and I was doing word search and he kept on look at it trying to find it was fun cuz we made it a rans to find all the words and he said to me "u must be jealous cuz I got the window seat" I looked at and said "ha no" I didn't want to sound like a brat but he said " we can switch seats if u like" I said " ok" we switch seat and I never really sleep on plane and neither did he he said to me " hey so r u traveling by yourself" I said "no I'm here with my dad we didn't get the same row" he said "that must suck" and then I of a sudden the man I front was putting his chair down and I had hot chocolate and it spilled all over my shirt and it burn to I started tear up saying ow ow ow and the guy kicked the guys chair up so hard when I was free from the foldable table I jumped over him and ran to the bathroom to clean my shirt when I got back my chair was wet with hot chocolate and there was no seat left at least not in couch they told my dad that I was going to sit in first class cuz there was no more seats left I didn't know what was first class so I just follow the flightatnit and I said to her "to her I don't want to sit anywhere without my plane buddie (FYI he called me plane buddie when I first sat down) she said to me " the only reason your seating in first class cuz your seats wet I told here his chair was wet too he just didn't want to comeplane so she called him over and we sat in first class the rest of the plane ride he looked at me and said "you sneaky little lier you told the flightatnit that my seat got wet so I can sit in first class why" I said "cuz your my friend and you did something nice for me and I do something nice for you" he said " we're in first class do you know what that means" I said" no but you looked pretty jealous when the flightatnit said she had to place me in first class" true story
Alx James makes my day, I love watching his videos
I loved your facial hair, tbh.
I know :/// I'm auditioning for a show so I had to shave it 😩
Alx James eh I think you look awesome either way lol
+AlxJames what show? 😉😉
Alx James I hope you get the part! :D
Omg you watch wwe?
Made my day seeing this! Thanks Alx James.
I was peacefully reading a book and this cute boy sat next to me we was talking and stuff but as soon as he fell asleep his head was my shoulder and he stared snoring so i woke him up and said please stop snoring but as soon as we got to the airport with our familys (i'm 11) he gave me a promise ring and we are still together till this day
Love you Alx! You are so funny, this video made my day :)
OK so it was my first time on an airplane (alone). I thought nothing of it until this Chinese lady who doesn't speak English sits down next to me with her baby and tries to make a conversation with me. Then an hour into the flight she hands me her baby and says "I have to use the bathroom" (in terrible english) . So im just there, with her baby, and she must have gone back to china to use the bathroom because it took her forever to get back. So after she comes back she takes the baby and says nothing to me the rest of the flight.
Your videos and your comment section always have me dyyiiinnnn! Thank you so much for making me laugh! ^-^
Ehmagawd. Once I ordered Chinese food, and the man asked for a tip. And my mom said she doesnt have any change left. Den this bish acts like he doesnt know english. So he stood there with this nasty smile on his face waiting for money. It gotta be 7 minutes later he still there. So my mom slams the door right on his face. This guy decides to ring our doorbell and give us our 50 cent change. Then he stood there smiling like he gonna get it. Bish Whet? My mom was bout to call the cops, lol. So she slammed the door. But when we opened our food,we saw a hair. Lol. I was laughing the whole time, tho. xDDDDD *Thats why I boycotted Chinese food*
Omg your videos are to much!! I absolutely love them! Always makes me laugh and instantly puts me in a good mood!💜
"Jenn penn" XD
i laughed too XD
This is what I needed right before my nap! THANK YOU❤️
This one time a Korean lady sat next to me on the plane. She kept putting her feet in my space so I would tap them with my feet thinking that she would move her own. But NO she just moved them over more till she was practically laying on me. I asked her to move her feet but she pretended to not be able to speak English. When the flight attendants came buy she got tomato juice and coke. Then she mixed them together!! Like what the heck. So I decide that I was going to text my friend sitting next to me how much this woman annoyed me. When I sent the text the woman leaned over and whispered in my ear, "you little bitch!" She ended up speaking English
You just gained one more subscriber. :) Your Vines are the best and I love your RUclips videos too! Thank you Alx for being so funny and just brightening my day.
I feel bad for all of you, having a bad flight experience. But anyways, I was on my flight with my brother to Texas. This nice ass lady offered me gum. and I was like no thank you. Even when I fell asleep this lady woke me up because the flight attendant was offering snacks and drinks. And when I was awake she asked me if I wanted to color in this coloring book. 😃
Ohemgee I love Alex he's so funny he always makes my day if it's not a new video every day I watch in old one and laugh my ass off! He seems like the coolest person to hang out with and a friend u will have forever!!!
Once me and my class had like a class trip to some sea or forest or whatever , Idk how to call it. But we were there the whole school week (monday - friday) and we were there with another class from a different school, and they were in the grade under us. So we went there just about 6 days after my birthday. And at my birthday party of course I had to invite my crush. So all of us played truth or dare and a bitch asked me if I liked this guy (who was my crush) and y'all I don't like to lie at all so I was like ''Well shit. I have to admit it now, huh?'' Then the whole class went CRAZY and just were all over my crush like ''YOU LIKE HER BACK? OR NAH?'' And we all found out he liked the bitch in class (who didn't come to the party, without saying anything. Rude t(-.-t) ) And at that point there were only like 15 minutes left of the party and he was the biggest crush I've ever had, like I could just cry at any moment for thinking of his smile. But when I found out he didn't like me back I was trying SO hard not to cry i front of fucking 24 people. Gotta stay strong for my image. So yeah we went to that class trip later and all of the people, like the kids from the other school were playing truth or dare with the kids from my school and shit. So my crush was dared to kiss HIS crush and right in front of me later that day (was when I found out) two girls and my crush were just standing right in front of me and the girls were like ''DID U LIKE TO KISS HER'' And I swear I could just have thrown them in the muddafuckin sea at that moment cuz I just snapped but I pretended like I didn't hear anything and left. So later that day the girl that my crush liked just wrapped herself in a blanket with some random boy from the other school and walked around with my crush in sight . Like, girl do you own ANY respect at all or did you sell your soul for a bag of fuckin doritos? But at the end of the day I ended up really happy because my crush said ''That girl wasn't worth Silvana's pain.'' And he has said that I'm pretty before so now every time I see that girl I'm like ''Sup hoe, you ain't shit.'' But I don't say it cuz I don't wanna be as mean as her so BYE. This is a long ass comment.
It's okay... You'll find someone better than him...
Mmmmmmm girl he an ass move along you will find someone better!🙌🏼👏🏼
I love your videos they make me laugh. My friends and i at school love watching them. They make our day !!!!
I was on a plane to go to Seattle and I was riding in coach, so this cute and I do mean cut boy sits next to me I'm like yesss bitch and we just start having this conversation about the hunger games all of this sudden this boy starts picking his dam nose I'm like eww can you not dam so you now he didn't get no digits from me
i love your storytimes omg they are so funny and make my day!! i love you!
Once i was on my way to florida with my friends there were the three plane seats... I was stuck in the middle of my friend and her little sister. So were in the air and her little sister had chocolate milk. She opends the damn milk and it spill ALL OVER ME!
Alx, you make my Wednesdays the best day of the week. You're awesome! Thanks for making me laugh 💙
Hey alx one time I was on a plane and this boy in front of me put his seat back and I was like uhuh u better put it back up and then he was like excuseeeee me I was like u heard me then I said it slow loud and his ass called the flight attendant and I was ready to jump off that damn plane we was over Chicago anyway 😒
Btw love u alx ❤️❤️💚
Alx you don't make my day, you make my week! I love your hilarious videos! By the way I love your view of things... I love Chinese food so I love Chinese people!😂😂😘😘💕❤️
I read the title and was like "da fuck?"
Hahahh, love the ending. That had me dyin. Always love your videos Alx!
OMG I was on the plane sitting next to this Latino guy he's over having this loud behind conversation on this plane like it wasn't a ten hour night flight... I said sir I'm trying to sleep and he switches to speaking in Spanish and starts talking about and I turned and told him smooth off in full blown Spanish like... bitch just because I'm black don't mean I'm not bilingual.
XD oh this had me rollin
Dammmmmn! Work it!
Lmfao that part you said" It's You Nasty" 👏😂😂😂😂 Shit made me laugh. I swear your videos are too funny! Much Love Alx!!
I was on a London to Egypt flight, me and my parents had a whole row to ourself (lucky), so I was getting comfortable, I made myself a little makeshift bed out of the free seat and I was ready to doze off, when this little, spoiled ass 5 year old starts trying to have a conversation with me. I was just like "Bitch if you don't shut the fuck up". NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES PASS, Flight attendants start coming by with their little food carts, the kid orders an orange juice. He leans over, POURS THE ORANGE JUICE ALL OVER ME WHILE I'M SLEEPING!!! His face was on the side of a milk carton by the end of the flight...
that last sentence 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
funniest man on the whole planet! No matter if im having a bad day or not Alx James makes my day! *Hand twirl* is my favorite!
That awkward moment that I was the bad one on the plane.. I had to leave my boyfriend in California, whom I hadn't seen in a year, because of the military.. We left, said our goodbyes and I was crying like someone literally stabbed me .. Couldn't stop. Red face, runny nose, couldn't control my womanly emotions. I go to board the plane and the attendant is like here are some tissues, this is a night flight, hush. I couldn't stop crying. I had to sit in between the two manliest men .. Of my life.. Just crying my eyes out. People are turning around staring at me, taking pictures, handing me more tissues.. Well I finally calmed down about Five and a half hours later.. So we were landing.. This man gets a text that says how was your flight.. His response: the spawn of PMS is next to me... Sends it and then looks at me .. I'm just like.. I'm sorry .. Then we are walking off the plane in NC and this little kid hands me a homemade get well card and I just started crying all over again. My life in a really messed up plane ride.
That guy next to you is an a-hole :(
I started crying on a plane too when I didnt want to leave my boyfriend! I was sitting next to kids younger than me and they didn't even notice I was crying. I literally could not control myself.
That kid was so sweet!
I love you so much alx! Gawd everytime I'm feeling down of upset I always get on vine or your tube and see your videos and they got me Rollin 😂 anyways keep doing you and remember when haters start hatin *waterbugs* love you 👌😂💘😩
I was on a plane next to a pretty large man and I was playing with my neck pillow (the bead kind) and it just exploded and the beads were all over this man lol my mom told me not to wake him up cuz he was sleeping so I just left them there nd when he woke up he was like tf happened to me..funniest thing ever lol
You are seriously the only reason why I get on Vine or RUclips , you're amazing at what you do ..
I was sitting at the window seat of a plane and this little girl comes to me and says can I sit with you, of course I say sure. Two minutes later she says can I sit at the window seat, and I'm all like "I don't think we can" and this little girl throws a tantrum, her mom comes and starts yelling in Spanish (and I think some curse words) After that the girl goes with her mom, so I end up having the seat to myself for at least forty or fifty minutes and a man comes and sits down next to me, he is fat and chubby and I guess don't speak no English. So he keeps talking to me, and I only know like 53% Spanish, finally he falls asleep and this man snores LOUD! I swear he could cause turbulence, so I put on headphones, he is still really loud. I end up falling asleep, I wake up and his head is on mine and he is drooling, I slide over, and end up being really crushed through a fat guy and a window through out the whole three hour flight.
Helllll nooooo I would've woken his ass up real quick fuck thaaaat
I love you so much😂 Watching you just makes my whole day better😆
I live in north carolina ☺
I do too
I do too
Omg me too do y'all know what city he lives in
no but i wish i did (stalker face)
No but I wish it is Raleigh....
This right here made my night 😘 thank you alx james!
I love watching your videos Alx...they make me laugh alot :)
I swear you made my day with this story.
I love your videos, they make my day. I use your sayins all the time. 😂I loved ur facial hair
I love you Alx! Me and my mom live watching your videos together 😊
I for real watch this video everytime I get on youtube🙌Love you Alx💙 and next time you come to NC come into Lexington or near there because that's what part I'm from💯
OMG, I'm trying to do my homework right now, and I can't even do it because I'm creaking laughing to hard! Damn Alx, stop being so FUNNY!! Lol
You crack me up so much. I love listening to you! Keep it up!
The first thing that crossed my mind when the last scene came up was " you're holding the chopsticks wrong" I love your videos and vines alx!
Alx James I love you soo much!!! U brighten my day everyday with ur vines, snaps, and vids!!! My friends and I quote u all the time! We love you!! KEEP BEING AMAZING!!! Love you Alex!!! Woohoo #ALXJAMES
Awe man, your too funny . Thank you. Had a rough week and you really made me laugh! 💗
im at my aunts to visit until jul11 and missing my parents watched this video it made me stop crying because u make me happy
ALEX!!
I love you so much ..u always make my day. .continue doing what you do..
SHEEDRA! !
girl! you are the bomb, after watching you, I start acting like you which makes me laugh and thanks for your advices , they helped A LOT ..LOL
love it!! when I have a bad day you always make me laugh thanks for that!!
Alx! Omg I love your videos...you really know how to make me laugh tbh even when I wanna slap an bish lol love you!
I love you so much I was having a really bad day and now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying? The effects alx James can have on you
How is it even possible that you are so funny? OMG, you crack me up. Thanks for that; it was needed today.
I love your videos! "Water bugs" is a regular saying in my house.
Alx you make my day. Keep doing what you do. Ily
Hi alx your awesome and watching your video when I'm bored please keep making more❤️💙❤️💙
I watch your videos or vines every day, your so funny xD Love you
Alx, I ❤️ your videos. You make me so happyyyy 😄
Alx you make me feel good about my self cause we kind of relate
Your hilarious! You give me a reason to laugh even on the worst of days!
Ok Alx u fr had me laughing this whole video!! (As usual) ily!
this was uploaded on my birthday! ☺️
Lmfao the last part is perfection! I love you Alx!!!!!
Alx u make my day everyday this video was one of the best videos ever 👌😂👌😂
Omg u had me crying u just got ur self a new subscriber luv u by the way :)
Alx you make me laugh more than any other person I swear.
You're videos always put a smile on my face, please keep it up☺ ✌
I'm DYING!!! I laughed so hard at this!! Love you Alx.
I'm sobbing right now! You woke him up!? I'm dead.