Medical Seminar (SCP foundation tale)
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2017
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Well hey. A thing I wrote. Thanks for doing this man, I hope you enjoyed it. ~DrMagnus
I believe *I* was the one in the top hat, cheerio good sir!
Chris Castellano
Dude! Thanks for the Tale! Your a good writer! Ever think about writing more for us nerds? Your good at it!
And now you have 2 subs chris! Lol!!!
Asimovs Rulebreaker I'm really glad you enjoy my writing. I have a ton of tales on the wiki. You can check out all my work at scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-magnus-personnel-file
for a second i thought is said Dr Magnusen from hl2
SCP Doctor rule 27:
"If your patient did not die, you gonna be the one to die... probably by the patient."
lmaoo
SCP Doctor rule 28:
"If your patient did die, your patient is probably going to kill you anyway."
HE(IT) IS ALIVE!!! -Dr-Frankeinstein
I wonder which one is rule 33 + 1
"hey where you going!? Sit back down!!!"
Hahahaha I couldn't help but laugh at the fact that someone actually tried to walk out on the foundation
That likely would have been me had I been "elected" to help them
Hell waffle [Alice]
They know not what they do.
i dont know why thats a problem, just give them some mind wiping juice
"Like you're gonna leave while knowing about this place, don't make me laugh"
Kinda scary to be forced to work here, am I right?
"It was a joke. *This isn't voluntary.* "
Damn, that was chilling.
If you can't handle that, leave, NOW
*75% of the room gets up*
What-HEY WHAT YA DOIN??? *S I T B A C K D O W N*... IT WAS A JOKE
*THIS ISN'T V O L U N T A R Y.*
no
Lol
The Foundation's bodycount is second only to it's pens and paper budget.
Third is the medical staff's mad clothing requisitions.
Seriously? A tophat?
I think they spent more on black highlighters.
@@sarahk236 There’s an scp that’s supposed to be the scp website (someone uploaded all the documents to a website)(might’ve been a joke scp), and the foundation was able to do minor edits to the website block out the names, which is supposedly what all the redacteds are. So cool joke, but if this is canon then it’s just online and they don’t actually censor information.
Hey! That Top Hat was vital!
This video really caramels my apples
I think I'm having a stroke 0
Dude...
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THIS WEEKS WINNER FOR COOLEST SCREENNAME!!!
Prizes include:
1) 1 free high five*
2) 1 tip of the hat
2) 3 girly squeels
To be used at your leisure
*High fives not accepted at Asimov's
Um.. okay, neither of you make sense.
It really pops my corn.
It just fries my chicken
That really churns my butter
It really creams my milk
Really plumps my pillow
Really curds my cheese
Really mines my diamonds
Really milks my cow
Really pops my tarts
A small comment. You should include the sounds of the audience in these. It's be amusing to hear the shuffle of feet and a quiet "but you said" when he says that he was only joking about them being able to leave.
The class D orientation he did has that. Super good.
Wow, the part when it says “it would be a pandemic, guaranteed” doesn’t even sound scary anymore
I think the term the epidemiologists use is _"slate cleaner"._
You have the voice of a cocky agent and the attitude of harsh doctor that does work for the foundation btw i amazed by it
Sullied User611 a harsh doctor is actually better than the doctors assigned to the Montauk procedures...
Class-D video tape: Fun and friendly!
Security Department video tape: Torture and despair for the D boiz!
Scientist video tape: You can't quit my boy, you got some work to do...
For the greater good.
"What if you're *not* lucky? You become a patient!" That line was delivered so perfectly. Volgun, you really are great at what you do.
I’m quite sure the one with the top hat might’ve been Dr. Bright
Author of the article here, it was not.
Dr Bright is not allowed to:
Wear a Top Hat.
@@themessageofgod9425 that should be added
@@ChristopherCastellano it is now!
"We know your SCP tophat collection has some tactical value but that's not a reason to wear it near other people"
- whichever O5 wrote that point
I’d trust any doctor if they’re wearing a top hat
Who wouldn't?
Graydogger never trust a ted
Professor Ellen Anders *ALWAYS TRUST THE MAN WITH A TOP HAT*
Wondertainment?
Why don't they just hire the tf2 medic? I'm sure he'll double as a researcher.
@@kerplunker360 actually doctor Ludwig made a deal with the devil and sold his soul (for what we dont know). He then surgically stole the souls of the 8 other mercenaries and added them to his own. Because the devil needs a majority of souls to take him to hell (he has 2, Ludwig sold one for a pen) the doctor is immortal. So are the other mercenaries as they have no soul.
Let she honest here medic would make d-class for crimes against humanity
You think they haven't?
lets face medic would be the guy who kils the hard to destroy reptile
He’s a psychopath.
"Yeah? You with th- is that a top h-hat? Why in the hell are you wearing a top hat!?" I expect great things from the doctor in the top hat, someone should write a story around that guy specifically xD
I love the cynicism in your version of this one. Just like "you jerks have no idea what you just signed up for..."
"signed up for"
Allow me to chuckle...
Benjamin Antman
I'll allow it...
All i require is that you kneel before this "God King!"
Honestly, this is the proper way to brief any Foundation Staff. You're just there to do your job and that's it. Great Video 👌
8:00 Dr.Bright (tophat guy): It's casual friday.
Lol as soon as he said "leave"
I thought: "lol as if its voluntary"
Love it.
*why in the hell are you wearing a top hat?*
Because I'm just that fancy!
Is it from Dr. Bright's tophat collection?
@@tessabakker662 yes it is
wнo ѕaιd ιм a тoo hat and wнy aтe yoυ тalĸιng тo мy veнιcle?
Dress code
I am definitely that one doctor with the top hat.
Godspeed
"Why in the hell are you wearing a top hat?" 😂😂😂
Very nice! Great tone, love the character!
(8:05) I would be the first doctor in the med bay like "hey one of the SCPs tore my face off. I need help."
Not if it’s me first >:3
The emotion when he says
“don’t risk your own life!”
Absolutely shook me
COVID-19 is actually just a heavily classified SCP.
SCP-REDACTED: "The Boomer Remover".
I'm a med student who wishes to specialize in HistoPathology ot Virology. Is it wrong that I'd want to work for the foundation? Some SCPs actually made me curious as to what other diseases the foundation has to contain.
You know it dose not need to be a virus like me I'm scp 426 and I'm a toaster
The only thing wrong is expecting retirement or a peaceful death.
The scariest thing to me is the paperwork
I like the stock footage of "doctor" people doing stuff in the lab, although, I found myself tracking just exactly where the loop resets and found that I had zoned out and missed bits of the story. Either the stock footage ought not to ever repeat or the reel to reel machine or text scrolling format should be used. That's my two cents.
Big, Not Good I really like the text scrolling, it makes it a lot easier to follow along & stay immersed
i have a similar issue, but its more that I listen to Volgun while I game since there's not a lot to really look at most of the time. i give the first listen of a file my undivided attention, but once I know it, I kind of zone-out a bit, too.
sometimes I glad I do....fuckin' Cousin Johnny.....always gives me the heebie-jeebies. need Dark Souls to cheer me up.
but for these "tales and canons" that have scripts but come off as organic speeches, I dont mind the lack of text scroll. Makes it feel more...well, organic.
WHO IS TOPHAT MAN?!? I NEED TO KNOW.
johnmburt1960 does that even matter
Oskar The guy It was probably dr bright
Maybe it is Dr.Clef
because of: www.scp-wiki.net/termination-order (first interview)
"I want a Nifty hat"
Dr.Bright
**Gurgle!** ^w^
SCP-999?
God damn it... Get the vacuum... We need to get these guys out of here...
Will always upvote you
Mother of god.....it's free.
*God save us all*
Look like scp 999 and scp 173 has broken out someone call the scp foundation.
Can't imagine scp 079 being a doctor...
TheGameWaster do you mean 049?
4:00 It seems like every branch of the Foundation thinks it’s the most important piece. Just like every big organization.
Not even joking I was gonna watch a different video when he said “SIT BACK DOWN”
why do i have a feeling the new dr. with the tophat i gonna end up working with dr. bright
By far one of my favorite scp story channels to watch keep doing you volgun
"Are you wearing a top hat?" This must be when Dr. Bright was new.
I wonder if there's a janitor/cleaner seminar?
Ever heard the story of the janitor who skewered a zombie on the wall with a mop.
D class
@@lostkitty4818 that sounds kickass
Treat, Heal, Obey.
THO.
@@GldnClaw Terminate, Track or Trust maybe
Do a video for the containment and security teams
“Oh you’re a war veteran!? Well that ain’t shit here. We fight in actual hell. No exaggeration”
All SCP's will bow to Democracy or be terminated.
Monarchy?
[LAUGHS IN HARD TO DESTROY REPTILE]
Are you trying to be the “GOC”?
Calm down robot dude
...No... *USSR ANTHEM PLAYS*
As a future doctor, I can’t say how ecstatic I was to listen to this. Love love loved it. Relistened so many times
Im just gonna sit here in the corner with my medical degree.
"it would be a pandemic."
Yea we got one of those already
"I suggest you leave... now"
Me: *starts gathering my stuff*
"sIT ... BACK ... D O W N!!!"
I seriously laughed out loud at “Why in the HELL are you wearing a top hat?!?” 😂😂😂
"Most of these viruses if released would be a pandemic"
Me after 2021: "ok... and?"
So everyday is an episode of House :)
literally
"Hello there, dear patient, what is it that you have there? Oh, its that flesh-thing. Don't worry, I've got the solution right here! *gets flamethrower*".
These are always awesome.
Hope we hear more random mentions of the top hat, whether on a head or lying next to it.
Great reading! Really nailed the "acting" part of voice acting with the changes of the tone of your voice during certain lines.
I love how the characters are brought to life
Would it be to much trouble to ask you to read SCP-2800 aka cactus man,
He's my favorite
I love the new visual upgrades! Good job man. Keep it up
I'm just imagining a room with copies of bill-nye, james bond, the medic from tf2 and JD Rockefeller with a top-hat on at the back.
This is absolutely fantastic. I just found your channel by recommendation on Reddit and I love it. You put so much effort into you videos and make them so interesting it really lives up to the whole idea of the SCPs. I've watched all off your scp videos on the last few days and will be looking forward too the rest that you put out as well. I would love to hear you do a long version of 2922 or corbenic in general.
*How do people even first learn about the SCP foundation and apply for it?*
Same way people get recruited to any top secret operation.
Someone recruits them, they don't apply.
Mitch Williamson so its like jojo part 5
i really like these instruction seminar type sessions!
the Phrase “it wouldn’t be an epidemic it would be a pandemic guaranteed” doesn’t sound so scary anymore
Fantastic as always, Volgun.
7:12 Actually, I think this is exactly the kind of work House would excel at.
Sure, until he encountered a mimetic hazard: _to diagnose it fully is to contract it._
Sounds like a fun job. Where do I sign up?
Are you going to do MTF or Security Guards next?
Dr.Volgun, may you add ambient noises to the videos? to add to the realism/immersion
"Ya you in the bill nye bow tie"OML XD
All work, no games.
SCP Foundation is all serious.
Scared shit out of me when i got up you said EH SIT BACK DOWN
Young man in the top hate is dr. Bright
You were joking about leaving but I wasn't. Byeeee! Slips over to a parallel dimension.
Now this is what I signed up for
Feel bad for the D-class? I have no soul.
For the most part
D-class are just test subjects.☺
qUaCK
- Purple
Thanks for bringing back the classics!
Holy shit, i was dressing in an old timey suit with a top hat when you said "why the hell are you wearing a top hat?"
I legit got scared because i thought he was talkiing to me .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
17 Doctors who didn't get the job
Thank god the guy giving the lecture is a responsible staff. Imagine if Dr. Bright was giving the lecture
Oh dear stars...
Doctors are just Research Assistants who don't get their memories wiped.
Much.
I’d use this for my medical Department on discord
Oh boy another orientation tale! those are the best!
The payment better be worth it, I don't mean just money
Medic From TF2 probably escaped this place. Explains how he lost his medical license.
Brad From Scene Twenty Four LMMMAAAOOOOO
Omg I fucking love this vid
That was such a cool video I’ve always wondered about the MD’s in the foundation
Love your work.
I Can't believe your still doing SCP. :o
i love these training tapes
Well with resounding inspirational speaking like that, morale must be real high.
I have recently been playing a lot of Gmod SCP breach and I really enjoy it and recommend it to any SCP fanatics that have Gmod.
Awesome vid. Really enjoyed this
Ayy i know u on affray
not wanting to see a doctor in the medical bay is a sign that youre gonna be in for some real shit
Good on this doctor. You don't get your name in a book or in records. You don't get an award or nothing. But you do get the knowledge that you're helping people, even if you don't get to remember any of it when you (maybe) retire. This isn't about self-gratification, it's about doing something that other people won't because you *give a damn*
i like how every department claims it's the most important one.
*All videos here are Masterpiece's !* :D
Love it. Keep up Volgun!
Why is there a tophat guy?
Why not?
Dr Bright obviously
Awesome job!! Love it.
Researcher: *stands up to leave*
Guy: *BOI IF YOU DONT-*
This is my favorite introduction
"fIrST dO nO HaRM" hehe love it
I love your scp keep it up