The first run of Moonwalker also had Thriller on the sound test menu, but Sega had to remove it for licensing issues. So that version is super saught after, same with the version of Sonic Spinball that played the Sonic Theme on the title screen. Also, if you like Lawnmower Racing, check out Wreckfest, the first level literally has you running people over with them in a demolition derby.
The moomwalker plot is quite literally: Mr Big (probably a pretty smol dude) wants to get all the kids addicted to drugs and MJ has to stop him. The end.
One obscure port I never hear anyone talk about is Dead Space for Android and IOS. You might be surprised to hear it's not a port, it's actually a prequel, you might also be surprised to hear it's pretty darn good. It's slick touch controls have yet to be emulated or surpassed by any first or third person shooter available on the Android platform, and it does this without really dumbing down Dead Space's combat at all.
LSD is a game I would highly recommend not sleeping on. The game is actually based off Lovely Sweet Dream, a dream journal by Hiroko Nishikawa. The dreams are generated in an almost procedural kind of fashion by what objects or things or creatures you interact with or of who interact with you, then the dream is placed on a chart signifying 'Upper' or 'Downer' or even 'Static' or 'Dynamic'. The key and interesting part of this is that there's so little documentation that the dreams begin to glitch and fragment in a way that I'm not sure if it's intentional or the game is just freaking out - either way - it's totally worth checking out at least on your own accord. I'd love to see you tackle a video if you see anything of note. It's just such a tripped out freaky little anomaly. Praise the algorithm, subbed.
with the Freeway game, the version I played resets the player to the beginning if you're hit by a car, though that could be something that is changed with the player difficulty selection?
LSD is actually a collection of dreams from one of the devs dream journals, having nothing to do with drugs. it's name pretty much means lucid dream simulator
I used to go to a friend's house about 5 years ago to drink and smoke with my mates. His only console was a PS2 with an old crt TV and all we played where worms and James pond on the PS2. We had some good and dark times in that house.
Midway sports games are THE sports games for both fans and non-fans alike! It's one of the few series of football games I actually play, aside from 2K on the Dreamcast.
FrameRater haha well it probably would have been abandonware, but you pesky RUclipsrs brought attention to the game years ago that people apparently convinced Sony to rerelease it on PSN in 2010. Also 95% sure your Bleamcast version of it is a complete Bootleg, as in it's homebrew and the (former) company Bleem didn't create that version. But DAAAAMN that is a sexy thing to have, gotta say I'm jealous, now I have to go hunt down a physical copy of that myself.
Great video. I had a similar situation happen to me with cheap gameboy's. I purchased 2 GBC, one see through & the other a green variant, for 50¢ each at Goodwill. They were in end cap with women's purses. I kept the sticker on the screen for a long time before gave in & ripped them off cause I wanted to play Mega Man.
...were we really still calling them "3D video cards" in 2006? Lawnmower Racing looks like a way older game that got delayed and released later for whatever reason.
Graffiti Kingdom is loads of fun- the custom content that people have made with the ingame modeler is downright astounding. I wish I still had my copy of the game because it's super expensive now. I highly recommend you also check out its predecessor, Magic Pengel, if you're able. It's got the same "build your own 3D characters" mechanic but the gameplay is more of a rock-paper-scissors like battle system rather than a beat-em-up. It's difficult to explain. Also, ZUN of Touhou Project fame worked on the game and a little bootleg Reimu can be found among the creatures in the game's bestiary.
was hoping to see Out of the shute for PS2. A rodeo bullriding game that was actually pretty entertaining when me and my buddy played it years ago. my aunt bought it for me years ago and even she knew it would be bad but thought it was funny that it existed
matt I... I didn’t say anything on the contrary? I said it looked cool and weird. Cool because woah, it can run on the GBC and weird because woah, it can run on the GBC. What’s also weird is that the game could run on the GBC but not on the NES or even the SNES? They could have done with they did with the GBC port but on those consoles instead of making their own garbage version of it
Is Serious Sam 2 considered strange? Never played it myself but I remember that once I was talking with my uncle and he told me that one of the GPUs he bought came with the game and it was actually really fun, I assumed it was just a comedic FPS.
It's good to know that there are still sane people that don't believe Michael was guilty. It's very commendable to put something like that out there, knowing how people may react, and I respect that.
no one could tell Mr Domino was not popular in the US but it was hella popular in Japan I fucking love this game I'm surprised it's so viv ribbon wasnt on this list
You missed the best part.. making the dogs dance! also the Genisis version is based off the moon walker movie loosely but yeah I have the game its not bad at all really
Glad you said that about Micheal Jackson. I believe he is innocent, too. Love his music. Love his altruistic nature. You have a supporter and subscriber in me.
You said you downloaded the rom for LSD from the internet to play on Dreamcast Bleem, but that box looks like an official western rerelease that used Bleem. Was that a custom boxart you made/downloaded? If not, then do you know if the rerelease was official or not?
@@FrameRater Well you did a good job, cause I was almost fooled. Looks like some alternate reality where Sony and Asmik agreed to let Sega and Bleem port the game.
Yeah, I was questioning this, as well, since the Dreamcast version of BLEEM only supported 3 games: Tekken 3, Metal Gear Solid, -Resident Evil,- Gran Turismo (sorry, my brain forced me to reference the song "My Console" by Eiffel 65)
Superimposing MJ over Mario is one thing...but Sonic!!! You have crossed a line thought not possible before! Have at you... The announcer for Slugfest is from NBA Jam! That guy is absolutely great. I personally hate baseball but I love hockey and football. Both NHL Hitz and NFL Blitz are fantastic. They're far more ridiculous than the baseball game if you can believe it. No rules to games that are violent by definition and you have an insane game. Man, I hate EA so much for taking this away from us....the bastards. Something I thought I would never hear in my life...Serious Sam 2 is strange. The entire series is off the wall insanity that really has no rhyme or reason at all. It's a great series that is due for a huge comeback with some of the newer engines created today. Can you imagine how batshit crazy a bew Series Sam would be without all of those old limitations. Forget enemies popping in after you kill a certain number...we could have literal armies of dinosaurs with miniguns, suicide guys, aliens, zombies, and everything thrown together at once in a giant free for all slugfest. You could have Doom in fighting times a thousand. I want this now!
if you ever play BLITZ it needs to be the 1999 BLITZ for the Playstation its the best one that i have played and i believe that popularized there over the top sports style activison did.
Use the same .config file as for the other tony hawk games and Disney Extreme Skate Adventure will run perfectly on your modded PS3. Great video BTW :D
The old Midway Sports games are amazing. They are hella fast and responsive. I’m not a real fan of American Football, but I enjoy Blitz immensely. The basic concept of Mr. Domino is hell addicting, but it’s also a very hard game. What you’re trying to do is have a domino fall on the raised switches called “trick tiles” which cause an animation to play with an object ending up on the track. If another chain of dominos is placed where that object lands (indicated by rippling “hint tiles”) that chain will be knocked over. If that chain ends on a trick tile, a bonus is awarded and the cycle repeats until the chain is broken or all trick tiles have been hit (you win the latter case)
I have MLB slugfest 2004 and its the best sports game ever. let's go mortal kombat team! The cheats were insane. You can play as small headed dolphins in atlantis vs. tiny killer clowns with clubs instead of bats
Slugfest sounds AWESOME! I love those Midway adaptations of sports games...they make them so much more FUN! Blitz was pretty awesome...they take sports games and add more substance to them...This is like NBA Jam but baseball instead of basketball...which of course was also made by Midway....i'm gonna have to get that game
As soon as you said that NFL Blitz was done by this team, it suddenly all made sense as to why Slugfest is such a great game. Shame that EA basically couldn't stand any competition and bought out the licensing rights for Baseball, Football and Hockey to make utterly boring and bog-standard sports titles every year, because I will tell you right now that Blitz is also absurd, to the point of being able to turn the controlled player into Mortal Kombat characters, as an example.
Oh, BCV. I actually played it few years ago, history how I got it is... kind of weird. When I was young my uncle bought me ps2 together with some great games, like Medal of Honor Frontline, Def Jam Fight for NY, NfS Underground 2 and... BCV for some reason. I've played it once but back then I didn't really speak English and the gameplay wasn't interesting, so I put it off. But few years ago, when I was playing my ps2 one last time before selling it, I've tried playing BCV and... I actually finished it. To my surprise it was fun. Not the game, game was awful. But the cutscenes played like a good anime and I enjoyed watching them. I also thought the plot is good. I don't remember much about it sadly, but I remember the plot twist. Boy it blew my mind back then. Today I probably wouldn't enjoy this game's plot as much as I did back then (considering that back then I even thought Mirai Nikki is one of the best anime ever... yeah, scary times) but I still got fond memories of it.
So, I don't actually speak Latin, but the film strip on the title screen of James Pond reads "Vita canis est". I think it's meant to mean "Life's a bitch". Can anyone confirm?
I owned a really, really bad dirtbike game. I don't have any interest, never had any interest, in dirtbikes or dirtbike racing games. Why did I own it? It was sold attached to a shirt. Like, a regular t-shirt.
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The first run of Moonwalker also had Thriller on the sound test menu, but Sega had to remove it for licensing issues. So that version is super saught after, same with the version of Sonic Spinball that played the Sonic Theme on the title screen.
Also, if you like Lawnmower Racing, check out Wreckfest, the first level literally has you running people over with them in a demolition derby.
hello you! :D
@@sn-x-wt *ELLO YOU*
Holy shit, it's Guru Larry! Why, hello you!
Guru Larry
_Mowtiple players_
awww yes
Big fan of all your videos but this one was especially funny , would love to see more of these strange games you own !
Thanks. 🙂 I'd love to try more content like this.
The moomwalker plot is quite literally:
Mr Big (probably a pretty smol dude) wants to get all the kids addicted to drugs and MJ has to stop him. The end.
One obscure port I never hear anyone talk about is Dead Space for Android and IOS. You might be surprised to hear it's not a port, it's actually a prequel, you might also be surprised to hear it's pretty darn good.
It's slick touch controls have yet to be emulated or surpassed by any first or third person shooter available on the Android platform, and it does this without really dumbing down Dead Space's combat at all.
17:28
Close but I would argue that the misprint rating on Gal Gun 2 surpasses it with an E rating for "Sexual" content
Kinda reminds me of how the anime DVD Itsudatte My Santa was labeled "PG" on the box despite nipples being visible multiple times
Gal Gun 2 never had a E for Everyone misprint, that was Gal Gun: Double Peace.
I see that Vinesauce hoodie, my man knows what's up.
During the LSD game, at 17:43 in the video, when the big head open his mouth, it looks like a tab of acid on his tongue. Coincidence? I think not.
I love the Shantae animation
Thanks Bolo
LSD is a game I would highly recommend not sleeping on. The game is actually based off Lovely Sweet Dream, a dream journal by Hiroko Nishikawa. The dreams are generated in an almost procedural kind of fashion by what objects or things or creatures you interact with or of who interact with you, then the dream is placed on a chart signifying 'Upper' or 'Downer' or even 'Static' or 'Dynamic'.
The key and interesting part of this is that there's so little documentation that the dreams begin to glitch and fragment in a way that I'm not sure if it's intentional or the game is just freaking out - either way - it's totally worth checking out at least on your own accord. I'd love to see you tackle a video if you see anything of note. It's just such a tripped out freaky little anomaly.
Praise the algorithm, subbed.
@@desertsage6932 Osamu is the man, man.
For a game based on dreams I'm surprised you're not asking me to sleep on it...
@@1ittlegs Goddamnit. That actually made me laugh.
My hat is off sir
@@sgt.pepper253 Thank You
They should've licensed King of the Hill for that Lawnmower game
There actually is a King of the Hill game in existence. Iirc it’s a hunting simulator.
That's a wicked Renard... bag?
@ 0:18
I'm actually having a hard time discerning what that is exactly, lol.
21:29 scott the woz PTSD intensifies
If you want weird, try out the gbc port of daikatana
I wanna emulate that on PC just to try it lol it looks interesting
0:19 love the lapfox trax thingy your wearing big fan
Oh hell yea, that lapfox bag. Great taste!!
So Slugfest is like NFL Blitz and NBA Hangtime/Jam. Cool.
@matt His point was that people were unaware of it for the most part unless they were baseball fans, and he's right. I hadn't heard of it!
@matt Okay, and I'd love to see some coverage of the Mutant League games for more oddities to get covered in the future.
7:42 Could this even be considered a "physical release"? All you're buying is an empty box and a piece of paper
Are you everywhere?
with the Freeway game, the version I played resets the player to the beginning if you're hit by a car, though that could be something that is changed with the player difficulty selection?
Yep, that's a difficulty thing.
The Sega Genesis version of Duke 3D is basically a reskin of Wolf 3D.
Something like LSD would be cool as a modern VR game with modern graphics and engine capabilities.
LSD is actually a collection of dreams from one of the devs dream journals, having nothing to do with drugs. it's name pretty much means lucid dream simulator
I used to go to a friend's house about 5 years ago to drink and smoke with my mates.
His only console was a PS2 with an old crt TV and all we played where worms and James pond on the PS2. We had some good and dark times in that house.
11:00 Gangnam Style?
Oh... my God...
I loved Biofreaks. I played it a lot as a kid. Wargods for ps1 was another strange fighting game that is worth taking a look at.
The James Pond games are best played on the Amiga where they originated from. They're great fun. 👍
"Those are all the strange games i own" ~ *sees The Dog Island on the shelf and you pick up CoD*
That's old b-roll actually.
I thought a Doom mod about mowing the lawn was bizarre enough, but there was a commercial game about riding lawnmowers?!
It's a genre with a long and proud history, going back as LEAST as far as 1988
And this isn't even going into the Lawnmower Man SNES game
Midway sports games are THE sports games for both fans and non-fans alike! It's one of the few series of football games I actually play, aside from 2K on the Dreamcast.
Nice lapfox bag my dude
LSD isn't an abandonware game - you can still buy it on the Japanese PSN for PS3.
... oops
FrameRater haha well it probably would have been abandonware, but you pesky RUclipsrs brought attention to the game years ago that people apparently convinced Sony to rerelease it on PSN in 2010.
Also 95% sure your Bleamcast version of it is a complete Bootleg, as in it's homebrew and the (former) company Bleem didn't create that version.
But DAAAAMN that is a sexy thing to have, gotta say I'm jealous, now I have to go hunt down a physical copy of that myself.
Of course it's a bootleg lol, I made it myself.
I want that lawn mower racer now .
Mom can we get Burnout 3 Take down?
We have Burnout 3 at the house.
2:57 Burnout 3 takedown.
NHL Hitz was insanely good, NFL Blitz and NBA Jam were also really good series on the Genesis, would reccomend these games to anyone.
Biofreaks is like Tekken combined with Persona 4 arena that's fucking cool
Great video. I had a similar situation happen to me with cheap gameboy's. I purchased 2 GBC, one see through & the other a green variant, for 50¢ each at Goodwill. They were in end cap with women's purses. I kept the sticker on the screen for a long time before gave in & ripped them off cause I wanted to play Mega Man.
11:05 me : that green thing has depression
green thing : DEPRESSION
One recommendation, edit your videos so that the ads you place come at a natural pause or transition
Oooo my intrigue has peaked😮
16.5.22
Well crafted video. Learned about some new strange games to look into.
Serious Sam 2 is basically just Croatia references the game
Croatia is so small and that wow
...were we really still calling them "3D video cards" in 2006? Lawnmower Racing looks like a way older game that got delayed and released later for whatever reason.
Graffiti Kingdom is loads of fun- the custom content that people have made with the ingame modeler is downright astounding. I wish I still had my copy of the game because it's super expensive now.
I highly recommend you also check out its predecessor, Magic Pengel, if you're able. It's got the same "build your own 3D characters" mechanic but the gameplay is more of a rock-paper-scissors like battle system rather than a beat-em-up. It's difficult to explain. Also, ZUN of Touhou Project fame worked on the game and a little bootleg Reimu can be found among the creatures in the game's bestiary.
4:55 Accurate to the movie.
That's not even a joke.
was hoping to see Out of the shute for PS2. A rodeo bullriding game that was actually pretty entertaining when me and my buddy played it years ago. my aunt bought it for me years ago and even she knew it would be bad but thought it was funny that it existed
I played ad infinitum with Michael Jackson game when i was a kid
Why isn't lawnmower racing a Olympic sport
Oooh I had that Duke game too. Not in Brazil, in Russia.
In Soviet Russia, King hails to YOU, (baby)
REDCARD 2003 IS AMAZING
I had no idea there was a soccer sister series. Neat!
@@FrameRater you can play as dolphins that brutally slide into people's legs. Neat indeed. Also you replied thats nice.
Dragon’s Lair was on the GBC? It looks so cool and weird.
matt
I... I didn’t say anything on the contrary? I said it looked cool and weird. Cool because woah, it can run on the GBC and weird because woah, it can run on the GBC.
What’s also weird is that the game could run on the GBC but not on the NES or even the SNES? They could have done with they did with the GBC port but on those consoles instead of making their own garbage version of it
Is Serious Sam 2 considered strange? Never played it myself but I remember that once I was talking with my uncle and he told me that one of the GPUs he bought came with the game and it was actually really fun, I assumed it was just a comedic FPS.
It is a comedic FPS. Some mildy strange humor in it though. And I love it for that.
7:55 Today I learned that "The West" consists entirely of North America. :)
It's good to know that there are still sane people that don't believe Michael was guilty. It's very commendable to put something like that out there, knowing how people may react, and I respect that.
Me: *Sees World At War Collector's Edition*
Me: YOU FOOL!
no one could tell Mr Domino was not popular in the US but it was hella popular in Japan I fucking love this game I'm surprised it's so viv ribbon wasnt on this list
You missed the best part.. making the dogs dance!
also the Genisis version is based off the moon walker movie loosely but yeah I have the game its not bad at all really
Glad you said that about Micheal Jackson. I believe he is innocent, too. Love his music. Love his altruistic nature. You have a supporter and subscriber in me.
You said you downloaded the rom for LSD from the internet to play on Dreamcast Bleem, but that box looks like an official western rerelease that used Bleem. Was that a custom boxart you made/downloaded? If not, then do you know if the rerelease was official or not?
I used to make custom box arts, that being one of them.
@@FrameRater Well you did a good job, cause I was almost fooled. Looks like some alternate reality where Sony and Asmik agreed to let Sega and Bleem port the game.
Yeah, I was questioning this, as well, since the Dreamcast version of BLEEM only supported 3 games: Tekken 3, Metal Gear Solid, -Resident Evil,- Gran Turismo (sorry, my brain forced me to reference the song "My Console" by Eiffel 65)
Wow, I remember seeing some of these games being advertised in gaming magazines and I completely forgot about them
Superimposing MJ over Mario is one thing...but Sonic!!! You have crossed a line thought not possible before! Have at you...
The announcer for Slugfest is from NBA Jam! That guy is absolutely great. I personally hate baseball but I love hockey and football. Both NHL Hitz and NFL Blitz are fantastic. They're far more ridiculous than the baseball game if you can believe it. No rules to games that are violent by definition and you have an insane game. Man, I hate EA so much for taking this away from us....the bastards.
Something I thought I would never hear in my life...Serious Sam 2 is strange. The entire series is off the wall insanity that really has no rhyme or reason at all. It's a great series that is due for a huge comeback with some of the newer engines created today. Can you imagine how batshit crazy a bew Series Sam would be without all of those old limitations. Forget enemies popping in after you kill a certain number...we could have literal armies of dinosaurs with miniguns, suicide guys, aliens, zombies, and everything thrown together at once in a giant free for all slugfest. You could have Doom in fighting times a thousand. I want this now!
Serious Sam 4 is anticipated to have 100,000 active enemies on-screen at once. I'm not joking look it up.
@@FrameRater
Tear's up...that's all I ever wanted. ;)
I love videos like these so much. Seeing the weird and wacky side of obscure media.
Edit: Serious Sam 2? Well, it *is* a very strange game.
if you ever play BLITZ it needs to be the 1999 BLITZ for the Playstation its the best one that i have played and i believe that popularized there over the top sports style activison did.
Yeah the first couple of blitz games are fantastic
Lawnmower racing is an actual sport, and so is Tractor racing
No shit
Use the same .config file as for the other tony hawk games and Disney Extreme Skate Adventure will run perfectly on your modded PS3.
Great video BTW :D
1:12 That was giantess is what it was.
"Fear the D"
What are you doing stepsis?
I expect a hold up soon
Ah! Bio freaks on 64 is one of my favorites
Early ps3's could play ps2 games, but those are probably hard to find, every one I've found is broke, including my old one.
You NEED to play Billy Hatcher!!
That demolition lawn mower game looks dope
Edit: That demolition construction game looks dope
I had Robocod James Pond on PS1
Very nostalgic from my childhood along with the Judge Dread game for PS1 and Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Great episode! I really wanna try a few of these games now.
The old Midway Sports games are amazing. They are hella fast and responsive. I’m not a real fan of American Football, but I enjoy Blitz immensely. The basic concept of Mr. Domino is hell addicting, but it’s also a very hard game. What you’re trying to do is have a domino fall on the raised switches called “trick tiles” which cause an animation to play with an object ending up on the track. If another chain of dominos is placed where that object lands (indicated by rippling “hint tiles”) that chain will be knocked over. If that chain ends on a trick tile, a bonus is awarded and the cycle repeats until the chain is broken or all trick tiles have been hit (you win the latter case)
To me, the only Midway sports games worth playing are NBA Jam and that one baseball game where MK's Scorpion and Sub-Zero are unlockable characters
Isn't Slugfest the one where Scorpion and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat are unlockable characters, or is that one of its sequels?
I happen to live next to "Lawnmower racing" enthusiast. It's Never a dull moment... and pray you own some ear plugs
What about Mr Mosquito
I have MLB slugfest 2004 and its the best sports game ever. let's go mortal kombat team! The cheats were insane. You can play as small headed dolphins in atlantis vs. tiny killer clowns with clubs instead of bats
Slugfest sounds AWESOME! I love those Midway adaptations of sports games...they make them so much more FUN! Blitz was pretty awesome...they take sports games and add more substance to them...This is like NBA Jam but baseball instead of basketball...which of course was also made by Midway....i'm gonna have to get that game
MJ is definitely not a pedofile.
@matt are you a victim or witness?
He totally is
YT the deposition tapes in his OWN WORDS
As soon as you said that NFL Blitz was done by this team, it suddenly all made sense as to why Slugfest is such a great game. Shame that EA basically couldn't stand any competition and bought out the licensing rights for Baseball, Football and Hockey to make utterly boring and bog-standard sports titles every year, because I will tell you right now that Blitz is also absurd, to the point of being able to turn the controlled player into Mortal Kombat characters, as an example.
Oh, BCV. I actually played it few years ago, history how I got it is... kind of weird. When I was young my uncle bought me ps2 together with some great games, like Medal of Honor Frontline, Def Jam Fight for NY, NfS Underground 2 and... BCV for some reason. I've played it once but back then I didn't really speak English and the gameplay wasn't interesting, so I put it off.
But few years ago, when I was playing my ps2 one last time before selling it, I've tried playing BCV and... I actually finished it. To my surprise it was fun. Not the game, game was awful. But the cutscenes played like a good anime and I enjoyed watching them. I also thought the plot is good. I don't remember much about it sadly, but I remember the plot twist. Boy it blew my mind back then.
Today I probably wouldn't enjoy this game's plot as much as I did back then (considering that back then I even thought Mirai Nikki is one of the best anime ever... yeah, scary times) but I still got fond memories of it.
Lawnmower Racing Mania, truly the pinnacle of gaming.
So, I don't actually speak Latin, but the film strip on the title screen of James Pond reads "Vita canis est". I think it's meant to mean "Life's a bitch". Can anyone confirm?
Bio Freaks doesn't rip off Mortal Kombat. It was the third 3d game from the same devs to experiment before MK4.
One strange thing's for certain is that LapFox carrying bag.
Are we sure Frame isn't furry?
We got him boys
Do u own taboo for the nes
toronto blue jays vs toronto blue jays...is framerater from canada?
Finding never land
Disney skate was made by the tony hawks team
Weird Video Games did a review of Plaque Attack. Turns out there was a lot of teeth related games released around the exact same time.
Blitz was amazing. Now that I know about slugfest though, I need it.
"Holy shit! I'm sorry!" LOL
maybe mine was modded too but im pretty sure that you can just play ps1 games on the ps3, thats how i played metal gear solid 1
Holy shit, I had slugfest on ps2 and I completly forgot about it until now. That game was crazy.
"I Wanna Be The Pedant" alert: the issue with fruit and not brushing is sugar.
if yoiu see nhl hitz pro or any of them, grab them you wont regret it .
It looks like player 6 had an existential crisis and is sobbing uncontrollably into his handle bars. Maybe his wife left him...
The first game looks like something I would have had a lot of fun with in 2007.
I owned a really, really bad dirtbike game.
I don't have any interest, never had any interest, in dirtbikes or dirtbike racing games.
Why did I own it? It was sold attached to a shirt. Like, a regular t-shirt.