@@auspiciouscat5698 agreed, it is known that the moon's helium 3 can be used for fusion reactors, but we haven't found a way to harvest a good amount of energy from them.
This is not. Impossible. No one wants to do it. Since there is no point. Actually it’s. Extremely possible. But again no one will do it since it takes to much time and money. But it’s possible
The part where the nations immediately attacked each other upon learning of the large amount of helium-3 shows that this movie was based on a true story
the nazis that never returned either: 1. died because their spaceships sucked 2. found out about what's new in the world, and decided to just stay there 3. got arrested
its because Hitler didn’t pay his taxes, yes its true he didn’t pay his taxes from 1934 to his death. His tax debt is about 450,000 euros, which is in todays money is 4.5 million dollars I think.
The narrator is what makes 'MYSTERY RECAPPED' so special. His voice is top-notch, his pause, the smoothness of his voice while being very articulate. Props to you Sir.
@@hamidayaquobi2214 token black guy got turned white after "dying" on the moon and fed nazi propaganda. not too sure how much his employers would want him back.
Can’t forget that they turned a melanin enriched man into a pale skinned Nazi ! Also the leveraging token/ plot armed was a freaking android tablet 🤣🤣🤣
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They also made Iron Sky 2 a few years back. It’s available to watch on Netflix but the first one isn’t. It’s entertaining to watch if you get past the cheesy corniness of the movies.
my iPad battery lasts a long time even though it’s an old one 😂 it’s my phone that dies in like 30 minutes- once that thing gets to 20% it drops a percent like every 10 seconds, no joke 😃
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It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered!
So in this movie, Nazis escaped to the moon after the war and builds a society and a fleet of space ships, while only having computers thousand times less powerful than a cellphone. And yet they achieved this in 2018. And all this time no government or organisations related to space travel or observation even notices them despite the fact that they have space ships with missiles while the Nazis are mining huge portions of the moon. Cinema Sins would love this
Given how advanced the Nazis were during WW2, and how craterous the "dark" side of the moon is, it is conceivable that they could have escaped detection. I mean, if Germany had that many resources at the time, the war might have been a heck of a lot longer, but making crazy decisions is on brand for them... The REAL issue is that Earth's gravity would have crushed them all to paste...
First of all, cinemasins is objectively Ivey one of the worst channels on RUclips. Second of all, if you care about realism in a movie about nazis in space, then you just shouldn’t watch any movies ever. Third of all, they were literally on the dark side of the moon inside craters. Detecting them would not be easy.
So I'm about a year late but this makes sense still. They did manage to build spaceships and live on the moon but they are still using 1940's tech to do that, which is shown by Richter pointing at the very large 40's computer. A modern phone has hundreds, if not thousands of times the computing power of that computer from the 40's and is not even 1% it's size which is extremely impressive for someone that doesn't know what that is. This is also why a single cellphone or tablet can power the entire Battleship but their current computers can't.
@@tomasgibbs3235 because modern airplanes and rockets and stuff don't run on 40's tech and already utilize the components that power phones aswell. Your phone is a lot stronger in terms of computing power compared to the computer onboard apollo 11 in the late 60's and could easily power it
@@tomasgibbs3235 Because using older tech but with newer power sources is unnecessary. If I can use my phone to power a brand new airplane built with 40's tech why not just built that airplane with modern tech and have it powered by similiar components instead? That also reduces risk of failure and give you overall a much better and smoother experience. It's also much more stable and probably less expensive.
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@@Everlucky_Clover its comedy, it was like tropic thunder where robert Downey plays an aussie oscar baiting by turning his skin black litterly doing the entire film in black face pretending to be the most stereotypical black soldier from the vietnam era, it was hilarous, just like with white chicks.
I have watched random videos of yours for months. This is the first I saw whose voice is this. Lol. Thanks for editing yourself into the introduction of this vid. Love your channel.
I didn’t know slowly hitting people who have helmets with another helmet instantly knocks them out before they even have a split second reaction to shoot
My first computer in 1997 was the absolutely best and had a 200 Mhz Pentium II processor, 256 mb in memory and an incredible big 1 GB harddrive. I'm watching this movie today on my Samsung Galaxy Note 20 ultra, with 512 GB storage, 12 GB in memory and a very, very fast processor. I know the feeling felt by the Nazi's discovering the power in a smartphone.
@@GAMER123GAMING Yep. I bought it so I could eliminate my need for a laptop. It has two operating systems, and it switches over to a laptop / desktop when I connect it to a screen. And then I use a Bluetooth mouse and keyboard. I love it, I got everything I need in my pocket.... 😊
I love how the fact that a massive space battleship with state-of-the-art weapons systems, powerful propulsion systems, house and supply multiple fighter units, and create anti-gravity within the vessel can be powered by the common outdated android smartphone gets me every time.
Wow so much for world leaders peace and all that after they defeat enemy they discover the helium three of course they would turn on each other and the only way is fight to the death sort of 🙄 .
we flew to the moon before we even had devices as powerful as smartphones. a smartphone handling the computing power for something that was built off WW2 era infrastructure is definitely viable. though.. most of it would be analog so not sure how plug and play it would really be.
In your book, wouldn't the defeated "white Russian" political organizations like Lokhot Autonomy, SS Sturmbrigade R.O.N.A. and the R.F.P. (Russian Fascist Party which uses a Russian version of the same diamond Swastika logo as the Reich but with two heads on the Russian eagle) have corporate mergers and acquisitions with the defeated German NSDAP, Quisling's defeated Norwegians, the defeated George Lincoln Rockwell book publishing organization in the USA and Metaxas' Greeks, and the defeated Mussolini Northern Italian organization to form a multi-ethnic type of European socialist organization that combines all of these different nationalist organizations together into something less explicitly pan-German and more multinational. Watching a lot of Star Trek reruns makes me think they would want to do genetic engineering to make smarter, stronger, healthier, more athletic and more territorially aggressive central european looking humans (which is a similar scifi story to what happened with Khan in Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek Eugenics wars and this was also what happened in the TV show Star Trek Enterprise when Brent Spiner played the role of Lieutenant Commander Data's ancestry Doctor Soong who was imprisoned by the Star Trek Federation for creating genetically enhanced humans). There is already a Star Trek "Eugenics Wars" novel that was written by an author named Greg Cox that you could read that is a similar idea except that in the Greg Cox "Eugenics Wars" book, it was Indian ultranationalist movements in India that genetically engineered an Indian superhuman in the form of Khan Noonien Singh ( reference the Paramount Pictures film called "Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan" as well as the original Star Trek "Space Seed" episode ).
@@224dot0dot0dot10 I could barely read this so let me sum it up (tell me if I understood it wrong) Question: are the Moon Nazis super soldiers? Answer: No, but I never thought about it, maybe selective breeding, but nothing extreme as Khan
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Iron Sky is a fucking comedy gem that should get more love. This movie had me dying of laughter 24/7. When they turn James' ass albino white I fucking hollered and laughed for a good 15 minutes bro and the scene that he on the streets of NYC as some crazy doomsday person had me dead. this movie is amazing and i need to watch the 2nd movie to this still.
Yes, I also love this movie, but the second one is hot garbage. It has a cool premise, but they waste literally every single thing they set up. Like, a minor spoiler warning, there is an Apple (company that made Iphones) cult that is honestly somewhat hysterical at the introduction, but then they use and feature them for the entirety of the movie to deliver a joke that amounts to "nobody reads the terms of service". And that's it. That was the entire joke with around 25 miutes worth of screentime as setup.
2 things to ad. The nazis did actualy try to turn people into germans, well coloring eyes blue but blinding the person, was as far as they got. And these crazy people telling people on the streets that nazis went to the moon did exist. (That hitler escaped to the southpole was also a real theory under tinfoilhats) The genius of this movie is how it uses facts AND made up shit eqaly and just plays it out. Giving us the wonderfull conclusion of showing how utterly delussional these ambitions where, but also how dangerous. In hyper extra ways.
I like how realistic the ending is. WWII could be summed up as a Mexican Standoff after the war ended. Just about all the allies hated eachother, not even including the USSR.
@@rushyscoper1651 I wouldn't say that. In the immediate aftermath of the war nearly all the allied powers had scores to settle, individual goals in mind, and personal interests to satisfy. Which lead to a lot of in fighting. For example in spite of backing FDR's promise for Vietnam independence the USA abandoned them as it was in her best Interest to appease the French who wanted to repatriate the colony.
@@rushyscoper1651 yeah,europe was a battleground where everyone would kill each other but the end of worldwar two sowed the seeds of peaceful europe we know today
@SUNSET AMV ''Take me to heaven'' by Laibach. EDIT: Oops, I forgot this isn't the movie itself. The MOVIE starts with ''Take me to heaven''. I have no idea about the music of this movie review..
the producer reading the script - " how many drugs were you one when writing this ?" writer - " literally all of them !" the producer - " HOW ARE YOU ALIVE !"
It was a miscalculation perhaps. Isn't it equally a miscalculation IRL to over-estimate ones own technology as being the difference to win a war and ending up losing decisively? Like in Vietnam and Afghanistan?
Haven't you ever heard someone say "an Xbox is 500 time more powerful than what got us to the moon", before? I think the writers took that very literally
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@Lessie Imagine your content being so bad you need to spam links just to get any views whatsoever. It's like the local crackhead refusing to leave you alone till you give him some change
@@fortie6902 But, to quite literally have a base than can support a stable human population... Dig a quarry, use said quarry for mineral resources (in this case helium), and regulate said quarry all through the means of human actions? With no mishaps at all? Let's not forget the overabundance of advanced tech and an entire fleet of spacecraft that outpaces most of modern technology... Yet their computers can't surpass that of a cellular device?
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So, this Channel(S) comes out of nowhere with a new spin on a very common theme of deep dives into movie plots but with the robot voice. Then they blow up and dude gets more confident in himself and live narrates them, blows ip further and now does face cams. Fair play to you bro, keep it up!
Did someone notice how in the space ship fighting scene the Japanese ship Kamikazed into another space ship?? I honestly find that a very clever way to add a little WW2 reference into an already hilarious movie lol 10:19
mystery recapped 'when those like hollywood Tries to make a movie version of the old video game KZ franchise.'.... and trying to make the whole 'killzone' situation of the (UCN/)Vektan-HGH empire war at their version of the alpha centauri System look even more idiotically....not too serious.
Great summary as always. Minor nitpick: my wife’s mother fled Germany during the Second World War, and her name is Renate, pronounced Re-not-a. I’m reasonably certain that’s how to pronounce the name in the movie. Thanks for the video!
Small correction: it's said in the movie that the Helium 3 could make the US energy independent for a thousand years not several. There's also a sequel which is pretty damn good too.
The spacesuit that Sanders wears is just what I've been looking for, for a more realistic approach of a futuristic spacesuit. It's still sort of bulky, and it doesn't look too off from real spacesuits as many futuristic designs do
3:54 German people on the moon call marriage “legal union” So, A marriage in Russian should be called “ Soviet Union “ Therefore, A marriage in Alabama should be called “ Family reunion “ CHANGE MY MIND
Now I need a prequel of the Allied naval forces under Sir Robert Byrd that collided with Nazi's in the Artics in 1946. Core education taught us the war was essentially over after the bombing in Japan, Never until after school would I actually learn how much the Third Reich was really involved in, occultism, ecosterics, and mysticism, fleeing to Argentina, and expeditions to the North Pole... Really asking the question, did the War ever end?
@@DefinitelyStephanie69 you must be referencing Operation: Paper Clip, Werner von Braun being one of the main Nazi's recruited into NASA by CIA (OSS) The CIA and intelligence community alone operates within confines typically outside of most legalities, meaning the President is only informed of their operations if it is impertinent to his Administration. They're not going to tell each president "Oh, this is a list of every black budget, compartmentalized access program, black flag operation, and coup we've committed in the last century" These secrets are kept by societies within governments, the revelation of events would not only mean the undoing of their organizations, but the very foundations of society. Civilians globally would urprise or begin calling for immediate resignations, essentially sending all forms of economics into a free fall panic.
Probably the funniest low budget B-movie comedy I've ever seen. The 2nd movie was not as good but had some moments too. Looking forward to a 3rd movie.
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Claus didn't deserve renate that's for sure.. So seeing her getting with Washington was such a beautiful sight.. I mean claus couldn't do anything even if he wanted to because he died..
The most realistic part of the movie was how the countries immediately tried to kill each once they learned of the energy reserves
Honestly a movie about space Nazis has never been so accurate
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Wrong the most realistic part was how the nazi women fell for a black man with white skin
Politically realistic tbh
@@auspiciouscat5698 agreed, it is known that the moon's helium 3 can be used for fusion reactors, but we haven't found a way to harvest a good amount of energy from them.
In terms of scientific realism this film is preposterous, but the geopolitical aspect is suspiciously accurate.
Maybe dark side of the moon is a metapher for Argentina?
@@andik70 Or Antarctica
This is not. Impossible. No one wants to do it. Since there is no point.
Actually it’s. Extremely possible. But again no one will do it since it takes to much time and money. But it’s possible
@YouKnoSisco lol
kinda sussy
Whatever blunt the writers took while writing this movie, I’m up for it
Smoked? Shit me too 💀💀💀😂
Bro there's supposed to be a sequel to this movie with Hitler riding a t-rex in hallow earth and Jesus using a fuck AK-47.
Im still waiting for it
@@that1nerdyblackgirl736 It's already released. Sadly it was nowhere near as entertaining as the original, except for that very scene.
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Its an old conspiracy that hitler escaped to the moon.
The part where the nations immediately attacked each other upon learning of the large amount of helium-3 shows that this movie was based on a true story
Like its instinct, the captain s prolly sensed a desturbence in the force
Is this why everyone wanted to land on the moon first?
“When she comes out of the theater she realizes the nazis were actually horrible people”
wow, what a sentence
Must've been on e powerful movie.
old habits never die
@@AngeloXification It was Great Dictator. She only saw heavily edited version before and thought it was pro-Nazi.
@@martinsriber7760 Ahhh that actually makes perfect sense
Lmao
the nazis that never returned either:
1. died because their spaceships sucked
2. found out about what's new in the world, and decided to just stay there
3. got arrested
Like when thanos got arrested in the comics
@@micro11. sure, but they don't need a cosmic cube
their flying saucers the joke is that all the reported "alien flying saucers" like the one that crashed in Roswell were actually nazi spaceships lol
its because Hitler didn’t pay his taxes, yes its true he didn’t pay his taxes from 1934 to his death. His tax debt is about 450,000 euros, which is in todays money is 4.5 million dollars I think.
or they would get clapped again
President: You’re back early.
James: Moon Nazis.
President: Excuse me?
James: *Loads pistol*
Moon Nazis.
sup dokkaebi
My favorite character
@@theblue_blaze2285 r u a dokkaebi main
@@KD6-3.7-N9 Rainbow 6 Seige?
@@KD6-3.7-N9 Dokkaebi isn't even that good. I guess her shotgun is alright but overall she sucks
I'm gonna tell my grandkids that this was the live-action movie adaptation of Wolfenstein.
tell your grandkids that this is an accurate depiction of what happened after WW2 and in the early 21st century.
it basically is
*Noelle used a spell she doesn’t know!
*It’s super effective!
*The enemy -fainted- died!
*Noelle has learnt PTSD!
The narrator is what makes 'MYSTERY RECAPPED' so special. His voice is top-notch, his pause, the smoothness of his voice while being very articulate. Props to you Sir.
Definitely a big improvement over the text to speech voice he used to put on the videos. I'm loving this guy tbh.
Quit simping
And that thicc eyebrows 😩
@@timeshareproductions3695 it’s called a compliment bruh
And the jokes he sometimes put in
Why do i find this funny. The scientist guy looking like Albert Einstein was enough reasons to believe the movie was based off a comedy scifi movie.
And talks about powering inter planetary battle ships with mobile phone , this is too much even for a sci fi or fiction lmao it feels like a cartoon
Well, it is a German (action-)comedy film after all...
I thought the was the old guy from Back To The Future I - III
Albert einstein born at german so...
A second albert einstein?!?
Therapist: Space Nazis aren't real, they can't hurt you.
Space Nazis:
lol
Lol
Bo 1 zombies has Nazis zombies
Don't forget about commies on Mars
@@kahtyman7293 true
Them: *makes a big UFO*
Also them: *can't make a phone*
Do you think you can put millions and billions of transistors şnnjust, 1 inch? Or just 1 cm?
Japan literally runs their space ship into anothers
Kamekazi
Banzai
Lmao this raiden pfp works too well with this comment
space Kamikaze it is
LEEERRROYYYYY
Nazis : “Invade and destroy earth!”
New york: GOD WHYYYY?!?!
Truee
It is always new York
Chicago: What a loser. Houston: I agree.
Because we're Nazis
To this day i dont even know where manhattan is on the U.S. map
James becoming a crazy homeless man on the streets was probably one of the funniest thing I've seen about Nazi conspiracies
I don’t know why he isn’t rich he’s part of a cool company with people knowing
@@hamidayaquobi2214 Yeah but no one recognizes him now that he's white and presumed dead.
@@hamidayaquobi2214 token black guy got turned white after "dying" on the moon and fed nazi propaganda. not too sure how much his employers would want him back.
Can’t forget that they turned a melanin enriched man into a pale skinned Nazi ! Also the leveraging token/ plot armed was a freaking android tablet 🤣🤣🤣
10:05 "this is madness"
"this is politics" -captain jack sparrow
They turned him into an Aryan...
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
It hurts. 😭😅
Lol
Michael Jackson received the same treatment but failed
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@@shenellekerr6694 nah I’m good, I’ll believe in god when i see it
Damn, didn't know they made a Wolfenstein movie.
They also made Iron Sky 2 a few years back. It’s available to watch on Netflix but the first one isn’t.
It’s entertaining to watch if you get past the cheesy corniness of the movies.
@@eunji8587 heck
@@essex_120_union9 isnt the corny nature king of the point of the whole premise?
bro right!!!
@@videogamechannels360 it's everywhere
The ending is so funny yet so dark, the moronic bickering and the bombing
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@@ethancrash2554 it is an evil cyborg
@@ethancrash2554 There are actually several different RUclips accounts exactly like this spamming the same exact comment over and over and over again.
@M.K.D.S nope and I ain’t clicking it
how do guns work in space
A cinematic masterpiece that shall be remembered forever throughout humankind history and researches that are to come by
2:30 what a move lol
@@eunji8587 i hate that your trying to scam people but the joke was kinda funny so take this:🖕😂🖕
It’s ridiculous
Lord zybak doggie mcdogger
@@eunji8587 using my searchingforwhoasked-iniator
LMFAOOOO
I’m really starting to warm up to the new narrator, I kinda like him better than the robot voice now.
Uhm its been him the whole time
@@eunji8587 lol bots
I feel like it’s good but in a way I feel like it’s too silky if you know what I mean
Hmm ok i didnt
Nah I like robot voice no mesups and it’s claming
I'm honestly surprised an iPad could power a battle ship..... the damn thing struggles to keep itself powered for 20 minutes
It doesn't power it, it is used as the control computer. The space ship is powered by helium 3 engines (fusion power)
The iPad ain't that weak lmao
and the ship was built to run the moon nazi's computers so the ipad is much more powerful in comparison
my iPad battery lasts a long time even though it’s an old one 😂 it’s my phone that dies in like 30 minutes-
once that thing gets to 20% it drops a percent like every 10 seconds, no joke 😃
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When you and your friends get into an argument on who should get the last pizza slice 10:14
The recap makes the movie sound serious and horror like but in reality it’s a joke 😂
Oh lol
@@biss6000 the president is supposed to be Sarah plalin lmao
@@thesandman2435 i knew she looked like her i just couldnt remember the name
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What tipped you off? xD
Unless the Nazis where growing vegetable sandwiches on the moon, they would have starved to death.
It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered!
My Guy Canabalism is the Awnser to all your problems
Yeah because that’s what’s improbable about this movie.
@CODM Katz you don’t know from where that line is, obviously not a man of culture
GERMANS EAT SPACE ROCKS
Fun fact : The actor who played Klaus Adler is the same actor who played Hitler's guard/ Otto Gunschë in "Der Untergang"
Edit : words
yeah now im seeing it slowly..dam that was a good movie
*Bring me Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!*
Lol, took me a while to realise that
Real legends already knew that.
"Hitler is informed Gunsche and the other Nazis fled to the moon"
As a person I can say this is a true story
So in this movie, Nazis escaped to the moon after the war and builds a society and a fleet of space ships, while only having computers thousand times less powerful than a cellphone. And yet they achieved this in 2018. And all this time no government or organisations related to space travel or observation even notices them despite the fact that they have space ships with missiles while the Nazis are mining huge portions of the moon. Cinema Sins would love this
If you’re taking nazis on the moon seriously that’s on you
Given how advanced the Nazis were during WW2, and how craterous the "dark" side of the moon is, it is conceivable that they could have escaped detection. I mean, if Germany had that many resources at the time, the war might have been a heck of a lot longer, but making crazy decisions is on brand for them...
The REAL issue is that Earth's gravity would have crushed them all to paste...
They were in the dark side of the moon
This is the kinda of movie you turn your brain off while watching
First of all, cinemasins is objectively Ivey one of the worst channels on RUclips. Second of all, if you care about realism in a movie about nazis in space, then you just shouldn’t watch any movies ever. Third of all, they were literally on the dark side of the moon inside craters. Detecting them would not be easy.
Imagine that is what Neil Armstrong saw when he first stepped onto the moon
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lmao
I was confused about that as well
And he was like: Oh shieeet
Aha got ya, the na*is faked the moon landing!!! (watch out sarkasm)
The narrator's voice fits his looks, both are beautiful.
He's such a stud muffin
So is you. Damn...u r sexy
For some reason I thought he'd be ugly
Yes!!!
Sus, but true
they've built spaceships and tech to live on the moon and is impressed by Jame's cell phone.
So I'm about a year late but this makes sense still. They did manage to build spaceships and live on the moon but they are still using 1940's tech to do that, which is shown by Richter pointing at the very large 40's computer.
A modern phone has hundreds, if not thousands of times the computing power of that computer from the 40's and is not even 1% it's size which is extremely impressive for someone that doesn't know what that is.
This is also why a single cellphone or tablet can power the entire Battleship but their current computers can't.
@@Z38_US why dont we have a ship which is powered by a phone?
@@tomasgibbs3235 because modern airplanes and rockets and stuff don't run on 40's tech and already utilize the components that power phones aswell.
Your phone is a lot stronger in terms of computing power compared to the computer onboard apollo 11 in the late 60's and could easily power it
@@Z38_US why dont we use older tech with newer power sources?
(not questioning you just genuinely curious)
@@tomasgibbs3235 Because using older tech but with newer power sources is unnecessary.
If I can use my phone to power a brand new airplane built with 40's tech why not just built that airplane with modern tech and have it powered by similiar components instead?
That also reduces risk of failure and give you overall a much better and smoother experience.
It's also much more stable and probably less expensive.
After watching "White Chicks", I never would have dreamed that such high quality screenwriters would put a black guy in white face on screen again.
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well at least they did it thematically tastefully instead of trying to morph 2 more men into chihuahua purse flingers ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!.
@@Everlucky_Clover They played copies of other girls. And did great. Lol
@@breakingpoints4019 i enjoyed white chicks >_
@@Everlucky_Clover its comedy, it was like tropic thunder where robert Downey plays an aussie oscar baiting by turning his skin black litterly doing the entire film in black face pretending to be the most stereotypical black soldier from the vietnam era, it was hilarous, just like with white chicks.
Nazis: "were gonna take over the world!"
Also Nazis: *invades amurica*
i mean amerrica is the nazi's strongest enemy so it make sesne to attack the big guy first
@@31oannamphong66 then get attacked by the whole world even taliban, yeah
Well james is from america so they went to where he can give directions to them
Well yeah, it's always America
Ya nazis in ww2 where dum to fight America
I love how there is no robotic voice now, but a real person narrating this now.
Mabye it's CGI
@@arandomcrusader6707 It's not, the guy has a youtube channel linked in the description.
Do you know what cgi is?@@arandomcrusader6707
I have watched random videos of yours for months. This is the first I saw whose voice is this. Lol. Thanks for editing yourself into the introduction of this vid. Love your channel.
I didn’t know slowly hitting people who have helmets with another helmet instantly knocks them out before they even have a split second reaction to shoot
Yeah, that sounds confusing
My first computer in 1997 was the absolutely best and had a 200 Mhz Pentium II processor, 256 mb in memory and an incredible big 1 GB harddrive. I'm watching this movie today on my Samsung Galaxy Note 20 ultra, with 512 GB storage, 12 GB in memory and a very, very fast processor. I know the feeling felt by the Nazi's discovering the power in a smartphone.
damn your phone has more memory than my laptop
My first computer in 1980 was a commodore. I’m watching this on an iPad.
@@GAMER123GAMING
Yep. I bought it so I could eliminate my need for a laptop. It has two operating systems, and it switches over to a laptop / desktop when I connect it to a screen. And then I use a Bluetooth mouse and keyboard. I love it, I got everything I need in my pocket.... 😊
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12 gb of ram on a smartphone? What the fuck Apple I am about to join the other side
Even if it was made in a comical way, the fight for the Helium-3 tanks sounded like something that would happen in the real world
Just imagine how loony James would’ve looked to other people whilst campaigning about the “Nazis on the moon”😂
I mean aliens are already wacky enough
@Lessie please shut up
@@eunji8587 please get lost
@@esvalve Not on the moon though.
Yayyy space nazis definitely true
I love how the fact that a massive space battleship with state-of-the-art weapons systems, powerful propulsion systems, house and supply multiple fighter units, and create anti-gravity within the vessel can be powered by the common outdated android smartphone gets me every time.
its not powered by a smartphone, it s being used for computation by its microchips.
Wow so much for world leaders peace and all that after they defeat enemy they discover the helium three of course they would turn on each other and the only way is fight to the death sort of 🙄 .
The power of Samsung Galaxy 😂
Get trolled
we flew to the moon before we even had devices as powerful as smartphones. a smartphone handling the computing power for something that was built off WW2 era infrastructure is definitely viable. though.. most of it would be analog so not sure how plug and play it would really be.
I was thinking of writing a book like this, except the Nazi’s have evolved beyond their predecessor’s priorities and beliefs
In your book, wouldn't the defeated "white Russian" political organizations like Lokhot Autonomy, SS Sturmbrigade R.O.N.A. and the R.F.P. (Russian Fascist Party which uses a Russian version of the same diamond Swastika logo as the Reich but with two heads on the Russian eagle) have corporate mergers and acquisitions with the defeated German NSDAP, Quisling's defeated Norwegians, the defeated George Lincoln Rockwell book publishing organization in the USA and Metaxas' Greeks, and the defeated Mussolini Northern Italian organization to form a multi-ethnic type of European socialist organization that combines all of these different nationalist organizations together into something less explicitly pan-German and more multinational. Watching a lot of Star Trek reruns makes me think they would want to do genetic engineering to make smarter, stronger, healthier, more athletic and more territorially aggressive central european looking humans (which is a similar scifi story to what happened with Khan in Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek Eugenics wars and this was also what happened in the TV show Star Trek Enterprise when Brent Spiner played the role of Lieutenant Commander Data's ancestry Doctor Soong who was imprisoned by the Star Trek Federation for creating genetically enhanced humans). There is already a Star Trek "Eugenics Wars" novel that was written by an author named Greg Cox that you could read that is a similar idea except that in the Greg Cox "Eugenics Wars" book, it was Indian ultranationalist movements in India that genetically engineered an Indian superhuman in the form of Khan Noonien Singh ( reference the Paramount Pictures film called "Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan" as well as the original Star Trek "Space Seed" episode ).
@@224dot0dot0dot10 I could barely read this so let me sum it up (tell me if I understood it wrong)
Question: are the Moon Nazis super soldiers?
Answer: No, but I never thought about it, maybe selective breeding, but nothing extreme as Khan
So... Not actual Nazis then?
@@davidtucker9498 only nazis in name
@@thechroniclegamer4285 so bassicly like the HRE only Romans in name and nothing really else.
a phone has enough power to power up their ship💀💀
They ain’t ready
Their spaceship is a lie
LOL bruh the plot and story development is fucking hilarious
Yea idk why I keep watching this shit lmao
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I mentally checked out after they turned James white 😩
Iron Sky is a fucking comedy gem that should get more love. This movie had me dying of laughter 24/7. When they turn James' ass albino white I fucking hollered and laughed for a good 15 minutes bro and the scene that he on the streets of NYC as some crazy doomsday person had me dead. this movie is amazing and i need to watch the 2nd movie to this still.
Yes, I also love this movie, but the second one is hot garbage. It has a cool premise, but they waste literally every single thing they set up. Like, a minor spoiler warning, there is an Apple (company that made Iphones) cult that is honestly somewhat hysterical at the introduction, but then they use and feature them for the entirety of the movie to deliver a joke that amounts to "nobody reads the terms of service". And that's it. That was the entire joke with around 25 miutes worth of screentime as setup.
gave me a 💀 due to laughter
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The nazis did actualy try to turn people into germans, well coloring eyes blue but blinding the person, was as far as they got.
And these crazy people telling people on the streets that nazis went to the moon did exist.
(That hitler escaped to the southpole was also a real theory under tinfoilhats)
The genius of this movie is how it uses facts AND made up shit eqaly and just plays it out. Giving us the wonderfull conclusion of showing how utterly delussional these ambitions where, but also how dangerous. In hyper extra ways.
The film is Jojo rabbit if Jojo rabbit took place in the future pretty much
Only to the simple minded that's why it did fail because it was a worthless comedy
I like how realistic the ending is. WWII could be summed up as a Mexican Standoff after the war ended. Just about all the allies hated eachother, not even including the USSR.
that not really true, most European countries became closer after the war something that last to this day.
@@rushyscoper1651 Nice one Germany, but you still can't blow up France.
@@rushyscoper1651 I wouldn't say that. In the immediate aftermath of the war nearly all the allied powers had scores to settle, individual goals in mind, and personal interests to satisfy. Which lead to a lot of in fighting. For example in spite of backing FDR's promise for Vietnam independence the USA abandoned them as it was in her best Interest to appease the French who wanted to repatriate the colony.
@@rushyscoper1651 yeah,europe was a battleground where everyone would kill each other but the end of worldwar two sowed the seeds of peaceful europe we know today
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it's funny how accurate this film depicts history but ppl will never take it seriously. "HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT"
This movie has as much logic as the actual conspiracy theories.
There isn't much there to being with
There is a conspiracy theory about space nazis?
Yup
@@eunji8587 Who are you?I see you in the comment section constantly.
thats bascially the movie concept, the second movie is about a hollow earth and reptiloids
I love how when the U.N spaceships fight the first thing the Japanese ship does is kamikaze into another
Which is that
I noticed that. It can't be a coincidence!
10:18
Here is the scene.
@@mayaphiladelphia991 thanks
And the only ship with no guns are finland's
That's a hell of a movie. I am glad I caught the 10 minute version. Cheers.
Lol looks funny when Adler just holds up an Ipad saying that this is going to power our battleship!
*For additional info: Adler says Moon Nazi invasion on Earth begins at 5:45 a.m., exactly like the German invasion on Poland that triggered WWII.*
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@SUNSET AMV did you find it?
5:45 am indeed. That is why he also says: From now on, we are shooting back (in German of course).
@SUNSET AMV
''Take me to heaven'' by Laibach.
EDIT: Oops, I forgot this isn't the movie itself. The MOVIE starts with ''Take me to heaven''. I have no idea about the music of this movie review..
@SUNSET AMV
I just edited my answer... sorry!!
the producer reading the script - " how many drugs were you one when writing this ?"
writer - " literally all of them !"
the producer - " HOW ARE YOU ALIVE !"
"I drank so much alkohol after that that I needed to puke after finishing the script"
American astronaut : Wait it’s all helium 3?
Nazi soldier: always has been
My fuckin God they did the meme before it was cool lol
"The earth will attack us so we need cell phones on our side"
Very smart move there.
This should’ve been a DLC for wolfenstein the new order
But basically moon bases were already in the game
@@Espartanica yeah, and the moon levels are way too short.
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I love how a tablet worth computing was going to destroy Earth and other ships which were backed by super computers
It was a miscalculation perhaps. Isn't it equally a miscalculation IRL to over-estimate ones own technology as being the difference to win a war and ending up losing decisively? Like in Vietnam and Afghanistan?
Our modern computers are so bogged down by bugs and useless code, I'd put my bet on the germans with a single tablet.
Haven't you ever heard someone say "an Xbox is 500 time more powerful than what got us to the moon", before? I think the writers took that very literally
LOL! The reference to the Downfall memes was priceless xD
It starts as a dark parody, but the last part is really good, it includes one of the best space battles and geopolitical commentary in movies.
LOL! this was the most hilarious and absurd plot I have ever heard.😹😹
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It's great though! I enjoy these fun stupid movies.
Oh no you’re thinking about the sequel, that’s way more ridiculous
“He claims that No one went to who ever went to the earth has ever returned”
Well, yes
They probably started living back there lol
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1992: Aliens might be on the moon
2022: we have nazis on the moon😂
Wait!
"Some of them escaped to the dark side"
Are they already been on the dark side?
both meanings
dark side as in bad guys and dark side as in the dark side of the moon
@Lessie how about you begone.
nice profile
@Lessie Imagine your content being so bad you need to spam links just to get any views whatsoever. It's like the local crackhead refusing to leave you alone till you give him some change
Looks like someone was taking strong hallucinogens when writing this masterpiece 😂
Some drugs what left they wrote a sequel with.
Hilarious how there are 2 german doctors on the moon both named richtofen
Ultimas and primas i assume
"THE CORPSES THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME HAHA"
Sounds like a drug
At 8:59 the ship on the far left is literally the ISS lol
exactly lmao
When their technology is strong enough for spacecraft but their computer is 1000x less powerful than a phone
I mean, the we landed on the moon with like 4 mb of RAM so I don't think it's that far fetched
@@fortie6902 But, to quite literally have a base than can support a stable human population... Dig a quarry, use said quarry for mineral resources (in this case helium), and regulate said quarry all through the means of human actions? With no mishaps at all? Let's not forget the overabundance of advanced tech and an entire fleet of spacecraft that outpaces most of modern technology... Yet their computers can't surpass that of a cellular device?
This movie looks hilarious!
It is! I like its sequel a little better it is Called Iron sky: the coming race. I think it is still on netflix currently.
This takes Nazi UFOs to the next level.
Now we need Space Pirates vs Nazi UFOs
@@toainsully I would pay a hundred dollars to watch that
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Where can you watch this?
"will need the power of cell phones on their side."
everybody: this is the funniest shit ive ever seen
his sound matches his looks and his youtube contents. love mystery reccaped
The plot of the film is very weak but the recap makes up for it !
Thats why i like these recaps, you get to hear the cool idea of the plot without having to sit through a bad film
I could imagine how awful it was to watch the WHOLE movie.
lol it is actually very fun movie to watch full of political satire
The narrator switch was actually a blessing I have to say.
So, this Channel(S) comes out of nowhere with a new spin on a very common theme of deep dives into movie plots but with the robot voice. Then they blow up and dude gets more confident in himself and live narrates them, blows ip further and now does face cams. Fair play to you bro, keep it up!
Did someone notice how in the space ship fighting scene the Japanese ship Kamikazed into another space ship?? I honestly find that a very clever way to add a little WW2 reference into an already hilarious movie lol 10:19
mystery recapped 'when those like hollywood Tries to make a movie version of the old video game KZ franchise.'....
and trying to make the whole 'killzone' situation of the (UCN/)Vektan-HGH empire war at their version of the alpha centauri System look even more idiotically....not too serious.
Is it just me or is his voice very calming
Great summary as always. Minor nitpick: my wife’s mother fled Germany during the Second World War, and her name is Renate, pronounced Re-not-a. I’m reasonably certain that’s how to pronounce the name in the movie. Thanks for the video!
I'm loving his videos too! But you are right. As a german its hillarious to hear "Renate" prnnounced wrong. "Re-not-a" is close :)
they go for rEnaTa
Small correction: it's said in the movie that the Helium 3 could make the US energy independent for a thousand years not several. There's also a sequel which is pretty damn good too.
This must be very satisfying for engineers who developed smart phones.
Time Traveler: Moves a Chair
The Timeline:
holy god the "amazing battleship" is so non-aerodynamic. it would literally fall from the sky if it went too fast.
Jokes on them 🤣
well.........good thing its in space...
The spacesuit that Sanders wears is just what I've been looking for, for a more realistic approach of a futuristic spacesuit. It's still sort of bulky, and it doesn't look too off from real spacesuits as many futuristic designs do
I agree
its like futuristic but at the same time not something from another world
It's not even close to realistic. That kind of a suit would not work on the moon.
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@@mikicerise6250 Man, I was gonna say "with some modifications needed" and you just went in and made yourself look dumb. GREAT JOB.
Out of all the recap channel out there , you're the best one imo :)
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
The history channel at 3:00am
Today on national geographic
How the Nazis conquered the moon and are planning a revenge on earth
3:54
German people on the moon call marriage “legal union”
So,
A marriage in Russian should be called “ Soviet Union “
Therefore,
A marriage in Alabama should be called “ Family reunion “
CHANGE MY MIND
Genius comment LMAO
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This is the stupidest comment I've ever seen by far
@@JaydenMontano why
@@ar3s816 why? Its just stupid that's all I'm saying
Now I need a prequel of the Allied naval forces under Sir Robert Byrd that collided with Nazi's in the Artics in 1946. Core education taught us the war was essentially over after the bombing in Japan,
Never until after school would I actually learn how much the Third Reich was really involved in, occultism, ecosterics, and mysticism, fleeing to Argentina, and expeditions to the North Pole...
Really asking the question, did the War ever end?
Not to mention the top brass of NASA during and before the Apollo missions was made up of allegedly former Nazis.
@@DefinitelyStephanie69 you must be referencing Operation: Paper Clip, Werner von Braun being one of the main Nazi's recruited into NASA by CIA (OSS)
The CIA and intelligence community alone operates within confines typically outside of most legalities, meaning the President is only informed of their operations if it is impertinent to his Administration.
They're not going to tell each president "Oh, this is a list of every black budget, compartmentalized access program, black flag operation, and coup we've committed in the last century"
These secrets are kept by societies within governments, the revelation of events would not only mean the undoing of their organizations, but the very foundations of society.
Civilians globally would urprise or begin calling for immediate resignations, essentially sending all forms of economics into a free fall panic.
Man you save alot of time for me. Appreciate it
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So true
Istg that's soo true
My time is saved too
The best editing I have ever seen on the nazis blowing up James' ship scene. That looks sooo real definitely 100%
Probably the funniest low budget B-movie comedy I've ever seen. The 2nd movie was not as good but had some moments too. Looking forward to a 3rd movie.
10:40 Casually ignores the fact that everything on earth was blown up by nuclear bombs.
this channel is speedrunning every movie and I love it!
10:18 Director of this movie exactly knew what he was doing.
indeed he did and the bestiality is disgusting
I hate why Nazi's took swastika(ancinet Indian Hindu symbol)and now it's reputation is gone
The kids are probably like "earth is Luna’s moon.
Holyshit, I felt so bad for James.
And I really like this stylization. I miss this kind of dark gritty movies.
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The ending seems like something that would actually happen.
During titles all countries nuke each other
Claus didn't deserve renate that's for sure..
So seeing her getting with Washington was such a beautiful sight..
I mean claus couldn't do anything even if he wanted to because he died..
Lol, we all know that movie is just a meme, but deadass woman that was living as aryan would never have anything with a subhuman
Wtf do you mean beautiful sight
@@sunnesonne The ending was a demoralization tactic.