We Built a SECRET Dwarf Fortress Under a Tavern
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- We're BACK with another Dwarf Fortress, this time we're a MILITARY MIGHT with dreams of liberating the south of all goblins, cyclops, and monsters! All footage taken from my stream playthroughs. Leave a comment and let me know if you like these kinds of longer videos :)
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Curling Stone 2 killing even after death is truly peak.
It's very on-brand
Von never fails to "accidentally" have his dwarfs die to liquid related causes.
I swear it's genuinely an accident SERIOUSLY
I love how Curling stone had to come back as a ghost just to keep killing
She's relentless even in death
@@VonGalactic not even death is powerful enough to stop her
Of course Curling Stone would fall into a Fell Mood. Of course she would
The reason why your expeditions werent effective in the beginning was because you used the "raid" option, which is for quick, well, raids, with the intention of stealing goods and getting out.
For destruction of enemy bases, the raze or conquer option should be used.
I had no idea, I just assumed it would be more assassination mission rather than outright confronting. I'll definitely be pillaging more from now on!
Unfortunately, most mammal milk has very little casein -- the protein that cheese is made from. There are camel cheeses and even pig cheeses, but they don't coagulate well with rennet so you are forced to make things that are similar to ricotta. The traditional camel cheeses are turned into a kind of yogurt and drained, but because it really doesn't thicken well, you kind of have to bake it or dry it out in the sun. It apparently doesn't make very good cheese. So, no, there aren't better cheeses than the cheeses we currently make from ruminids (mammals with multiple stomachs). To be fair, though, there may be ruminids with better cheese, but milking wild animals is hard and also the yield is low. Even sheep (which have really excellent milk quality) have really low yield and don't like to be milked. It's famously !FUN! to milk sheep.
Fun fact: I learned how to make cheese because of Dwarf Fortress...
Spoken like a true legendary cheesemaker... you'd be accepted into the fort 100%
This all makes me wonder what "dwarven cheese" would look like...since it comes from purring maggots
That "Fortesque" shield was so characteristic of Curlingstone, Armok bless them
it's VERY on-brand XD
That god damn Psycho! Even in death...
I know she's looking up at us from the afterlife right now
LMFAO. Von be like "She has a violent temper".
Dwarves - We're in danger.
XD
they'd literally rather have a colossus attack or something
@@VonGalactic They'd rather have a goblin kidnap a child than stay a second with CURLING STONE
Curling stone 2 was a whole story arc I'm glad you shared. They are the stories that make Dwarf Fortress one of a kind.
Thanks so much! I'm glad you liked watching as much as I enjoyed making it!
I am loving these ridiculous stories
It's why I love the game too much honestly
Stumbled upon your channel due to the Serial Killer video popping up in my recommendations and I'm happy to see you drop another great DF vid!
Thanks!!! As promised, a part 2 😎
@@VonGalactic Looking forward to it already!
I'm glad there's a content creator who obviously knows more then me but also gets rocked the exact same way I do in game
I don't know much, I just pretend to xD
Bro this is absolutely S tier DF content. Laughed out loud more than I ever have for this game lol.
Thanks so much!!! I'm not the best at the game but I have a lot of fun xD
The Guts reference got me good
I love Berserk honestly
I clicked this video as a nice long video to fall asleep to but it was too good and too much fun. I love it, more DF stories please :D
They're on their way!!! I'm glad you like it!
I was amazed to see this is such a small channel for the quality of videos you make. Probably my favorite channel for DF, each video I am dying laughing, DF is great at making really absurd stories and with the narration its even better.
Thanks so much!!! I'm cooking a new one right now to upload this week, I'm super glad you like it though it really spurs me on to make more
This channel is gonna blow up in short order, mark my words.
Also, that model is absolutley adorable, my compliments to the artist/rigger
thanks so much! fingers crossed we make it xD I'm glad you like the model (I made it myself), I got a bit of hate though so I'm changing it today to something less chibi - basically I'll still be the same, just redrew myself to be non-chibi really
@@VonGalactic NOOOO! not the chibi 😭
But (semi) jokes aside, really impressive work, so I'm confident that whatever comes next won't disappoint.
Ive immediately fell in love with your videos. Your good understanding of the game yet affinity with chat makes such beautiful chaos
Thanks so much! I've had a lot of mixed opinions from people who don't like my chat engagement making it into my longform vids, but I'm glad you like it as much as I do!
This is beautiful hilarity. Editing is on point!
THanks so much!!!!!!
im normally not good at watching 40 + min videos but this one was really well paced and the editing was so freaking good xd
also idk why but 8:36 is so good lmao
that honestly means so much to me (I'm terrible at watching long vids too) xD thanks for watching!!!!!!
I actually laughed out loud the moment someone died off being shocked to death because my mind instantly made connection of "It's curling stone isn't it?" AND IT WAS
Dwarf fortress has many tales to tell and I love all of them
I know right, I love it so much for that
I think that the reason you were having no luck with destroying that one settlement is because I was a dwarf settlement that the goblins took over. Those types of settlements are tougher in my (admittedly somewhat limited) raiding experience. Also having a skilled commander does wonders for successful operations so I usually train them up by kicking around some smaller settlements before I go after 50-100 or larger
I meaaaaan they took it over with like 1700 goblins so I always assumed it was gonna be absolutely infested, didn't realise it'd take 8 hours of constant sieging
i hope you make more of these, its kinda exactly what i want in DF videos and ill definatly eagerly watch any more posted
@@kawaiinekozombie1347 theres a new one up on the channel and many more to come soon!!
I have noticed that units who were maimed/using a crutch in one fortress do occasionally eventually turn up visibly uninjured while visiting other fortresses, but are still leveling up their crutch-walker skill. Just one of those weird niche Dwarf Fortress bugs!
5:35 had me dying, great reference.
Painful to search up though 😂
This was amazing the editing and story telling was alone just fantastic and kept me engaged the entire time.
I'm glad! I was worried it would be just me yappin' tbh xD
@@VonGalactic The twilight edit near the end sold it! So good lol thanks again. Can't wait for more.
I love the small edits, very funny and subtle
Thanks so much!!!!
We have only scratched the surface of what can be cheesed. Genius.
Editing like this almost got killed in the OG adpocolpyse
I will rise to haunt the RUclips
Just stumbled onto your vids while looking for some DF content and I have to say i love the style if editing you do, well done!
Side note, Curling stone getting killed by a rampaging child and then killing someone after death is an amazing little story
Thanks so much!!! These videos are really satisfying to make so for as long as people like them, I'll keep making them 😊
I just rewatched your serial killer vido and lo and behold you continued the world, can’t wait for more!
Ofc! A promise is a promise I'm glad you liked it xD
16:59 Your own personal "JIN-YU" Force?! I've never heard it called that lol XD Subscribed!
Sorry I pronounce things odd sometimes xD thanks for subscribing!!!!!
Great video as always!
Glad you enjoyed!
I love that the legacy of Curling Stone continues!
More stories coming very very soon!!@
Bro your videos are seriously godlike, good job man!
thanks so much!!!! I'm blessed you think so
Love it. The Curlingstone arc is amazing, but my fav is gorlack Shiny. Now go make more videos!
SPACE MENTIONED
So I’ve never played Dwarf Fortress but I find myself enjoying all the videos on it. Idk how I even got here tbh but I’m staying
Merry christmas and new year too von. Okay excited for part 3 with ghost Curling Stone. ^_^
part THREE????? xD (maybe)
@@VonGalactic The chronicles of curling stone. XD
I have been playing DF for 2 years, this is the first video of someone playing DF I've seen. I guess I have been playing so differently, almost wrong??? LOL My fortresses are always self sufficient, 200 dwarves living happily with their own 3x3 bedroom, almost no crimes, no hunger or thirsty, no ghosts, no riots, no goblin attacks because we accept them as part of our community, good relation with the caravans, 100 levels dig for resources... Idk, so simple and happy LOL I love seeing them happy
@@giuliamelao6786 lmao i think its me who has a problem xD dwarves literally die while i try making tutorials 😅
Top notch video! Can't believe you're only at 3,6k subscribers, but don't worry, that'll change very soon. Here before 100k!
Thank you so much for believing in me!!! RUclips is a wild west but I'm trying to lean into the algorithm xD
5:33 speaking of gelders, I have never been so scared for a dwarf as when a married couple moved into my fort, and the wife was a grand-master gelder.
I didn’t even know you could get that skill above proficiency due to how often geldings happen.
Also make sure to assign your hammerers a wooden or candy hammer to minimize injury, and switch them out if they gain skills.
She's the picasso of geldings clearly. And honestly I think the justice system was bugged or something, cause after the death of Goonmaster - the next one in line just kept punching people to death, there were never any "hammerings" just fists of fury.
@ I believe that can happen if there isn’t an available or assigned hammer/hammerer, but I’m not certain.
Love these series!
More coming VERY soon!!!!!
Holy shit I laughed so hard I choked, great stuff!
Thanks for watching!!!!
So, I just recently really got into DF through the Steam release. I played the free version a few times, but that was a few years ago. And watching you play makes me realize how many systems I haven't even tapped into. Damn.
I feel you, i don't really use burrows, or screw presses, or god knows what i am meant to do with siege equipment 😂
"Child, you have purged us of the greatest of our evils. Take the name of what you have slain, let the only good it has done, inspiring fear in the foes of dwarvenkind, continue in your noble hands."
*Curlingstone2 kills again from beyond the grave
"Nope, terrifying name to dwarves still, sorry kid."
I fucking exploded when Curling Stone 2 killed yet again holy shit. Also, please make an adventure mode video!
I'd like to but I dont seem to do well in adventure mode typically, I don't know if the last part of the video is even entertaining xD I've previously uploaded an adventure mode vid on my channel though, I wonder if you like that one?
15:25 Cheesus hath spoketh.
🙏🙏🙏
Funniest dwarf hub content
don't say DwarfHub to me i'll get overstimulated
What a nice quality video for my favorite game!
Thanks it's my favorite too!!!!!!
Dwarves and Thebes mentioned. Never thought I'd see the day. Easy sub.
God bless you xD
The saga of Curling Stone continues!
how do you only have 4k subs? this feels like the video from a well fleshed out long running channel. look forward to seeing when your channel blows up.
Thanks so much!!! I'm currently cooking a new video right now but as you can imagine I'm not a fulltime creator 😂 watch this space! I'll try to make you proud 🎉
Only way to make these better is to get Kruggsmash to draw some pictures of the shenanigans.
I'll get the crayons!!! ❤
You deserve so many more followers. For the algorithm!
I'm honored you think so!!! New vid coming VERY very soon!
2:27 LETSGOOOOOO
I was so proud SO SO PROUD
i wonder what will the curling stones do next
I hate thats its 3 am but other than that, amazing!
These videos are so good hahaha
More to come very VERY soon!
this video is perfect, no notes
i cannot believe less than 2000 people have seen this video, this will get millions of views someday
@@AnimeFalco god bless you, thanks so much for believing in me
Should’ve just put the cage out into the outside world and then set a lever to it. Curling stone would’ve been the shock troops against the next siege
It'd be like releasing a Dynasty Warriors general
oh my god ive been waiting for this
LOL THANKS
Ozempic is such a good goblin name
Right? Critically skinny goblins only though
Return of a legend!
the gorlak sprite is amazing
RIGHT? Give me more Gorlak fort members puhleaaseee
this is top shelf stuff
This was very funny, thanks.
I'm glad you liked it!!!
Banger edits and content
Thank you so much!!!!
Used twitch prime to sub bc these videos are awesome. please keep em coming. I even turned the notification bell on for christ's sake.
Now thats commitment!!! I'll make you proud! New content coming very very VERY soon
god tier content
Thanks so much!!
Idk how you only have 4.1k subs with such great referential humour in editing and a not-shit microphone, but I'm going to add one more to that count. Tempting me to retry learning Dwarf Fortress so I can better appreciate this content
I try my best to make it for dwarf fort and non players alike, but I'm really happy you enjoyed it! More to come very very soon!!
@@VonGalactic I'm an almost-player who never gets the fortress fully rolling because I get bogged down the moment it's time to appoint middle management or tell someone to smelt ore :'D . I look forward to the new content when it's ready
Alright, that does it. Get in the Favorite Channels box. Now!
AAAAAAAAAAA (THANK YOU)
i believe if dwarfs cant access the artifact it gives no effects 7:10
But if its accessable surely people (goblins) might "borrow" it?
rofl nothing will stop Curling Stone 2... not even death
Even death can't contain her
a lil sad i wantes queen curling stone tbh
sameeeee but atleast a child put her out to mirror her past self
Hey i can see in your editing sometimes your streaming assets are getting in the way, if you wish you can use the source recording plugin for obs to have a clean recording of the game. Hope this helps!
Yeahhhh BlindIRL mentioned that to me too xD I am slowly gonna try improving my recording, PNGTuber, overall edits and branding as we go into the new year - watch this space!
Heck yeah dude, we love improving!
Fun Fact;
Dwarves aren’t able to use HR due to them not being technically humans. So feel free to OSHA Violate their rights
Thank god for that
yeah untiring makes you the capital - a pretty annoying bug since it means you wont get any outpost liaison nor barony "questline" ; and in my experience, shitty trades
That's explains why I would only get bags of fruits every time a caravan showed up
yeah i was basically only sold food items, even from dwarves
Just wanted to add a bit of help to fix this. It's very annoying for sure. However, with the help of some of the df-hack devs and my own digging we found a way. When you unretire the fortress and it says you're the Capital when you shouldn't be, open up dfhack, type in "gui/gm-editor plotinfo" (no quotes) and a few lines down you'll see the line king_arrived which will be set to true. Just set that to false and you'll be back at the appropriate rank.
Multiple cultures, Uhhhhhh! KFC, MCDDONALDS, DAIRYQUEEEN ANW, ;))))))
@@WilliamHerdman-w7s put the fries in the bag, Urist!
Hey VonGalactic,
You have some nice QoL mods in your game, could you maybe put a link to the mod collection you're using in your video description? :D
@@JayanWarden hey I'm only using DF hack in this video, no other mods!
@VonGalactic oh interesting!
nice
So nice❤
Performance guarantees citizenship, would you like to drink more?
what timezone do you stream in?
7pm UK (GMT)! I try to stream a couple times a week, usually Monday, Wed/Thurs, then Saturday - my new years resolution is to try and be a better streamer though. Like have a proper schedule and stuff
you should do rimworld!
@@imaginationland474 Agreed! I need to give it a go tbh!
I subbed for Goonmaster
Gooned too close to the sun 💔
Why don't you disable mining through warm rock ?:) or if you don't use it in DF hack, then you need to stop putting mining orders on already discovered warm walls :D
Yo bro, are u using any mods?
Nope! Just DFHack! (You can grab it if you search it on steam)
@@VonGalactic Thx, then i quess game just looks better nowadays
@@Артем-Думен Oh i'm also on the beta branch so maybe that's it too?
@@VonGalactic How is ur experience, more bugs and crashes then usual?
@@Артем-Думен honestly it's fine tbh, like yeah i've had a couple crashes in the past but nothing crazy, I tend to save often anyway. For example in the 13 hours of footage I had for this video I had 0 crashes luckily.
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Oh you