I Played the Worst Map in Dwarf Fortress History.

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  • @BlindiRL
    @BlindiRL  3 месяца назад +165

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    • @theysangha746
      @theysangha746 3 месяца назад +4

      bonk

    • @jadelynnmasker
      @jadelynnmasker 3 месяца назад +9

      Hey, Blind, just noticed you were naming the dwarves nicknames that included their first name. If you want to see their first name, you can go to the game tab and go to nicknames, and set them all to "centralize". This will put the nickname between their first and last name.

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  3 месяца назад +7

      Huh.

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista Месяц назад +2

      @@BlindiRL this video was [BONK]ing amazing!
      first video of dwarf fortress i ever watched and i bonked the whole thing.

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  Месяц назад +2

      Glad you liked it! I'm deep in editing the next video in this style.

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 месяца назад +1282

    Imagine your parental grandmother heads off on her usual trade route for the season, and never comes back. You hear word that she was last seen leaving for a new fortress, and decide to investigate.
    Upon arrival you ask around and the locals go: "Oh, you mean The Strangler?"

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 27 дней назад +46

      "She's been strangling the undead weasel over there ever since she turned"

    • @mirdordinii5783
      @mirdordinii5783 23 дня назад +25

      ​@masterzoroark6664 "Meemaw was always very stubborn, I suppose."

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian 3 месяца назад +2318

    "He strangled a weasel for 9 years" is not a sentence I've ever heard before, nor do I expect to ever hear again.

    • @rathing101
      @rathing101 3 месяца назад +3

      You haven't been choking your weasel for almost a decade?

    • @ratwasnotbad4230
      @ratwasnotbad4230 3 месяца назад +252

      You’ll hear it in my obituary if I don’t manage to last longer

    • @natewoods4566
      @natewoods4566 3 месяца назад +214

      Sounds like a euphemism tbh

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  3 месяца назад +285

      @@natewoods4566 Many many many jokes have been made.

    • @Xezian
      @Xezian 3 месяца назад +3

      Forter Simpson

  • @DrakonPhD
    @DrakonPhD 3 месяца назад +1011

    "I've been wounded. Thats very annoying."
    Such heart wrenching last words.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 месяца назад +29

      Indeed so. Most indeededly.

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 3 месяца назад

      I hope those are my last words.

    • @KhorneBrzrkr
      @KhorneBrzrkr 2 месяца назад +25

      So very stoic. So very dwarven.

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 месяца назад +21

      Cassius Clay after barely surviving an assassination attempt by like 8 dudes: "I felt the utmost indignation."

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  Месяц назад +28

      I love the writing zach has sprinkled into dwarf fortress. Makes it feel like a loony toons episode at times.

  • @XlightninX
    @XlightninX 3 месяца назад +271

    Legends tell of an old man standing vigil at the gates of hell, with a shield in one hand and no blood in his veins.

    • @Alex-d3l9b
      @Alex-d3l9b 15 дней назад +1

      And a strangled squirrel in his other

  • @Zetro_Hermit
    @Zetro_Hermit 3 месяца назад +92

    There's got to be special category of irony for the almighty champion of such an *utterly cursed* place, being a half-amputated zombie with a shield just bonk, bonk, *bonking*, his way through hordes of enemies, only ever finally slain by falling into literal hell. Even then, it was less the demons and more just gravity taking him out. What a Legend.

    • @fdkugb
      @fdkugb 26 дней назад +2

      Truly the Rasputin of Dwarfkind

  • @emmettraymond8058
    @emmettraymond8058 3 месяца назад +1072

    Honestly, shutting yourselves into a months long communal detox shower is a very understandable response to being surrounded by oozing zombies and putrifying rain.

  • @brianjones6282
    @brianjones6282 3 месяца назад +1016

    The blockade, surrounded by enemies, missing everything but a leg and his shield: YOU'RE UP AGAINST A WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!

    • @Xsomono
      @Xsomono 3 месяца назад +86

      When you come to it and you cant go do it and you cant knock it down you know that you found
      THE WALL THE WALL THE WALL.
      The demons are walled in with him.

    • @toddoverholt4556
      @toddoverholt4556 3 месяца назад +51

      *MAKE WAY, FOR THE DOOOZEEERRRRR*

    • @Orlkorrectt
      @Orlkorrectt 3 месяца назад +14

      bonk

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 3 месяца назад +15

      @@Xsomono *_NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL_*

    • @ZakalweFeragh
      @ZakalweFeragh 2 месяца назад +3

      bonk

  • @Stone_SeashoresWall
    @Stone_SeashoresWall 3 месяца назад +1264

    "Let's settle in the very, very dangerous place."
    "Why?"
    "... Because we can."
    "Fair enough."

    • @agentblue4310
      @agentblue4310 3 месяца назад +37

      when dwarf fortress is a sandbox that Blind can easily rig to win with mist generators and minecart shotguns sometimes you need to rig it to kill you instead!

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 3 месяца назад +21

      Somehow, the persistency of the migrants makes a little more sense.

    • @KaizarNike
      @KaizarNike 3 месяца назад +17

      "because losing is fun"
      "fair enough"

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 3 месяца назад +17

      "We do this not because it is easy, but because it is [FUN!]"

    • @Religion0
      @Religion0 3 месяца назад +8

      Sounds dwarven.

  • @Gustoberg
    @Gustoberg 3 месяца назад +104

    Sweetfeet's marriage story sounds like a boomer joke "Ya know, I used to get very angry and yell at the woman in charge of the fortress, now I get very angry and yell at my wife!"

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 3 месяца назад +87

    The blockade having one leg and still perfectly dodging everything is amazing. He would make an excellent roaming legendary creature of myth.

  • @majikthise110
    @majikthise110 3 месяца назад +429

    The legendary zombie makes me think of creating a Dwarf Doomslayer, fully trained with the best possible gear before being zombified and sent to Hell

    • @Zorothegallade-rpg
      @Zorothegallade-rpg 3 месяца назад +67

      Tempered by the fires of hell
      His iron will remained steadfast through the passage
      That preys upon the weak
      He set forth without pity
      And hunted the slaves of doom with barbarous cruelty
      Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding
      None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer
      For he alone was the hell walker

    • @flotnar2512
      @flotnar2512 3 месяца назад +14

      Better yet make him a vampire and control him.
      Or both?

    • @strongerthanever2039
      @strongerthanever2039 3 месяца назад +4

      Doomslayer if he was short.

    • @Zorothegallade-rpg
      @Zorothegallade-rpg 3 месяца назад +8

      @@strongerthanever2039 Doomshortking

    • @Kemuja
      @Kemuja 2 месяца назад

      He was John!

  • @Yourbluetoothdeviceispairing
    @Yourbluetoothdeviceispairing 3 месяца назад +225

    It's funny to imagine an angelic being of untold power just hiding away until some 4 ft tall cave gremlins drop a fucking rock from the ceiling

    • @KaBoom-i2l
      @KaBoom-i2l 2 месяца назад +28

      BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGE-

    • @goosmane
      @goosmane 18 дней назад +2

      @@KaBoom-i2l bonk

  • @travanoid
    @travanoid 3 месяца назад +538

    Eternal respect to that poor weasel that was strangled for nine years straight.
    Remember the Blockade. BONK

  • @mardigan4922
    @mardigan4922 3 месяца назад +32

    “I’ve been wounded. That’s annoying.” Amazing last words from Moldath

    • @CrossFortune
      @CrossFortune Месяц назад +2

      I can only aspire to such levels of resilience.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 месяца назад +17

    I made it to the end, and I’d like to share my bonk story.
    My “tutorial” fortress happened to be placed on the haunches of the rotten hunter Nek Quuenlord. We threw bodies at the problem and made quick work of her, but that didn’t stop her army from habitually returning.
    On one such siege, her minions, olive haired scorpions with two antennae called monsters of Nek, set up shop in my deceased baroness’s bedroom, whose only furniture was a legendary bed. The monsters of Nek, while hostile, had dozens of not hundreds of friendly children.
    I quarantined the entire area, and every so often we have to deal with gangs of scorpions desecrating our tombs. Still, I can’t get mad at the little green guys!

  • @mossy3565
    @mossy3565 3 месяца назад +211

    Just the idea of an unwilling Zombie being this fort's hero, thrown out into battle like a Dark Souls boss, gradually losing pieces of himself until he's just a torso and a raised shield is incredibly unique, and honestly really inspiring
    It took the forces of hell to finally BONK him into his resting place...

    • @Just.Kidding
      @Just.Kidding 2 месяца назад +15

      "...like a Dark Souls -boss- protagonist"
      Fixed

    • @martinkrauser4029
      @martinkrauser4029 2 месяца назад +12

      Dark Souls player characters are technically all zombies

  • @sorayaprotera
    @sorayaprotera 3 месяца назад +213

    'spending 9 years wrestling a ferret' feels like something out of mythology. The Strangler might be one of my favorite dwarves now. Loved the video, and I like this new format a lot!

  • @calar8
    @calar8 3 месяца назад +299

    Im just imagining a one-armed zombie with a shield slowly crawling towards you in a Fromsoft game, one arm massively oversized. He just constantly rolls to avoid your attacks before crushing you under his battered wooden shield. Classic Bonk.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 3 месяца назад +22

      Like Knight of Artorias but with a shield.

    • @atlander4204
      @atlander4204 3 месяца назад +14

      I can already hear the boss music.

  • @ragingfurball5419
    @ragingfurball5419 2 месяца назад +10

    Dang. I just watched an hour and fifteen minutes long story about a game that I know nothing about and will probably never learn how to play. And it was somehow better than any movie I've watched in the past 20 years. Thank you for that grand tale. -Bonk

  • @Connorses
    @Connorses 3 месяца назад +11

    For those wondering, The Blockade's shield's name seems to translate to SoapConfine Autumn Confederacy.

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 3 месяца назад +401

    bonk to honor the blockade
    bonk to honor the noodles
    bonk to honor the expedition leaders
    bonk to honor those who dug greedily and deep

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 3 месяца назад +108

    "On the item is an image of a diamond in pyrite." By Armok. What a poetic indictment of promises shattered.

  • @watchbot7517
    @watchbot7517 3 месяца назад +185

    Leave it to Blind to settle in one of the hardest maps DF can throw at you and then proceed to bonk the circus

  • @ginger-
    @ginger- 3 месяца назад +33

    "Atleast to the puppy's benefit, it wasn't feeling stressed from experiencing trauma, I wish it would, I... do not like this pupper." Had me balling 26:45

  • @Cyynapse
    @Cyynapse 2 месяца назад +8

    i love the thought of a zombified torso being airdropped into hell and managing to bonk satan to death with nothing but a shield

  • @whitson6777
    @whitson6777 3 месяца назад +860

    Blind, your commitment to just first-time pronouncing each of these dwarves and subsequent creatures is beyond admirable! An awesome video, thank you!

  • @Renfii09
    @Renfii09 3 месяца назад +137

    "ive been wounded, thats very annoying" amazing final words

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox 3 месяца назад +88

    Awesome story! I've never thought of using the insanely powerful husks to bonk the demons back to hell before.
    Fun fact: husks are insanely powerful even now, but in earlier versions just a skinned scalp of a crow could conquer hell by itself.

    • @EmmaOzenne
      @EmmaOzenne 3 месяца назад +1

      Q

    • @deojnwedofuWE
      @deojnwedofuWE 3 месяца назад +10

      Personally I'm still terrified of carp

    • @atlander4204
      @atlander4204 3 месяца назад +10

      @@deojnwedofuWEthey scare the carp out of me.

    • @Catman_CM
      @Catman_CM 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@deojnwedofuWE "The carp stands up."

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Catman_CM That is such a powerful line to read.

  • @nothawkeye5073
    @nothawkeye5073 3 месяца назад +5

    you have no idea how hungry i am for well told dwarf fortress stories, thats peak content for me, a game i'll never play but one i have endless time to hear peoples stories of.

  • @antoniofarminster8024
    @antoniofarminster8024 3 месяца назад +125

    The PZ jumpscare noise upon the discovery of the non-zombified reindeer is gold. Love the effort put into this video.

  • @atanarix5346
    @atanarix5346 3 месяца назад +145

    I would like to imagine The Blockade just does a bonk with his shield and uses the force of the impact to rebound from the demons.

    • @zellexy
      @zellexy 3 месяца назад +11

      i imagine some baki or jojo's type shenanigans, where he bonks by moving the earth in such away his enemies fall into his shield and are eviscerated in a blink of an eye

  • @chtulufhtagn1344
    @chtulufhtagn1344 3 месяца назад +81

    Y'know this kind of seems like a dwarven apocalypse prepper shelter. In an inhospitable place, planned to be completely self sufficient, etc.

  • @gamerguy247365
    @gamerguy247365 Месяц назад +5

    1:13:13 could you imagine the blockade in his prime with a sword and a shield, bonking his way through hell he was such a legend

  • @supersaiyangplays7842
    @supersaiyangplays7842 Месяц назад +3

    Just picked up the game myself and I gotta say there's a huge learning curve. This video is both entertaining and informative. You're a great storyteller.

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  Месяц назад +3

      Happy to help! Yeah it can be a lot at first. I've also got a ton of actual tutorials if you need help with minor things. My discord also has a rather active questions room if you need help.

  • @Areanyusernamesleft
    @Areanyusernamesleft 3 месяца назад +84

    The fortress was truly an example of how losing can not only be fun, but epic as well!
    Bonk! Bonk!

  • @jonathanmaher2718
    @jonathanmaher2718 3 месяца назад +83

    All that work shows! Totally worth the equivalent of a streaming rental.
    Bonk-a-donk.
    RIP The Blockade

  • @JakeTalksGamesYT
    @JakeTalksGamesYT 3 месяца назад +59

    God yes this is exactly what dwarf fortress needs more of on RUclips. Please do more. The Blockade was an absolute legend.
    And of course, BONK

  • @Memelord-md5hs
    @Memelord-md5hs 2 месяца назад +10

    Bonk!
    I always love hearing dwarf fortress stories. when I was little I remember listening to the entirety of Boatmurdered when I was staying at my Tia's house for a weekend. And dwarf fortress will always be one of my beloved games even if I don't really play it anymore. its probably hands down the best story generator of all of them tbh
    Loved your video and I hope you make more! your a good story teller too

  • @8han
    @8han 2 месяца назад +3

    This new style of higher production video really focusing on telling the story is excellent. DF generates such good stories and this narrative style fits the storytelling vibe perfectly.
    Hope to see more like this!

  • @TheSuitedGiraffe
    @TheSuitedGiraffe 3 месяца назад +350

    Long live the bonk-ade

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  3 месяца назад +52

      Hail the great shield.

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 3 месяца назад +68

    1:05:31 Local Zombie Dwarf Literally Too Angry to Die

  • @fragsnake
    @fragsnake 3 месяца назад +35

    Somehow the zombie dwarf fighting a winged horse demon with his trusty legendary wood shield, gave me vibes as if Captain America from Aliexpress fights The Balrog from the LOTR. Lol.

  • @ArramzyChaos
    @ArramzyChaos 3 месяца назад +13

    I'd love to see more like this, challenging playthroughs are already amazing but turning it into a narrative like this really pushes it to the next level. I loved watching The Blockade bonk his way through all sorts of enemies and now I almost wonder if it is possible to engineer the perfect terminator, great gear, legendary skills, all limbs still attached, undead, and release him onto your enemies to wreak havoc, just to see what the absolute most devastating combatant is one could possibly create. I'm not too familiar with the game I've seen quite a few videos on it but never played it myself, but if you can travel with a caged creature unleashing it in a large settlement of goblins or elves would be amazing.
    This was the first of your videos I've had recommended to me, and after watching it I definitely look forward to more in the future.

  • @MrAmanox
    @MrAmanox 3 месяца назад +4

    It reminds me of an outro cinematic from the first Myth game. "And you know how hard it is to strangle the undead" xD

  • @Edramon53
    @Edramon53 3 месяца назад +20

    One of my favourite things I ever made and got working in DF was a 'safe' emergency entrance. (Safe from the viewpoint of the fortress, at least)
    This was open whenever my main entrance was sealed, basically a room with a meeting place, and a minecart. The minecart had a job to ride it, and it would carry a dwarf into the fortress via an otherwise impassable route, drop the dwarf off inside and return to start.
    If bad guys got into the minecart room they'd probably kill the migrants but couldn't ride the cart. And I could seal it off and flood with my choice of magma, water or both.

  • @Witchlexis
    @Witchlexis 3 месяца назад +28

    An absolutely thrilling tale.
    It reminds me of one of my own ambitious Forts, which was settled upon an Evil-Aligned Ocean, contaiminated with at least 12 Forgotten Beasts below the depths. I truly believed it to be Ry'leh.

  • @AdarColussi
    @AdarColussi 3 месяца назад +134

    The Blockade deserves a castle named after him!
    BONK

  • @Tavor57
    @Tavor57 3 месяца назад +2

    "I've been wounded. that is very annoying" had me rolling in my bunk. Amazing video and I'd love to see more like it :D

  • @oldmankatan7383
    @oldmankatan7383 4 дня назад +1

    The Bonk that poor zombie took after it couldn't walk was pretty nuts.
    Long live the legendary zombie!

  • @basbarbeque6718
    @basbarbeque6718 3 месяца назад +31

    Blockade being released into a cave system filled with dangerous creatures.
    "I'm not locked in here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

  • @bugtank
    @bugtank 3 месяца назад +40

    This was pretty rad. I liked this format. It's your very specific voice in a much easier way to watch!!

  • @cwynneth_celtia
    @cwynneth_celtia 3 месяца назад +55

    I love that you've added your own arm pointing at things. 😆Bonk!

  • @Poiman64
    @Poiman64 3 месяца назад +13

    Historian: So you're telling me that your greatest hero and warrior would have ended your entire civilization if he ever was let loose in your society.
    The Founder: Yes.
    H: And you named him Bonk, the Blockade.
    F: Of course, for that is what he did.
    H: ... Bonk.
    F: ... Bonk.

  • @Mr.Derp8finity
    @Mr.Derp8finity 11 дней назад +1

    One of the only videos I felt the need to specifically watch while _NOT_ doing something else. Very awesome; will be subscribing!

  • @Vesol-kl7il
    @Vesol-kl7il 3 месяца назад +23

    The Pathfinder
    - Poor intuition
    - Good spatial sense
    "What about over there it's quicker *points at hatch not far from zombies"
    *sees zombies* "No! Follow me over this way!"

  • @24JJ
    @24JJ 3 месяца назад +43

    The video was amazing. I appreciate the massive amount of work you put into making this great tale. This was a great way of distracting me from being sick, so thanks for that ❤. Bonk

  • @Zemalf
    @Zemalf 3 месяца назад +9

    Masterfully crafted and narrated video Blind - Thank you for putting in the mountain of effort of not only playing all this, but then compressing it into a compelling video and story for us to enjoy. Absolute BONKers 🍻

  • @Forallthegrandparent
    @Forallthegrandparent 3 месяца назад +3

    The blockade really did BONK a lot of threats with that crumbling shield

  • @PlantDaddyGaming
    @PlantDaddyGaming Месяц назад +1

    Man what a fun video, interesting to see all the little pieces of the fort come together. Also loved all the zombies and such. I really thought it was fun how you watched the Bonk tear his way through countless zombies.

  • @ericquiabazza2608
    @ericquiabazza2608 3 месяца назад +25

    You know, the idea if good/bad conflict zones sounds cool.
    Like the place where either by chaos or the forces clashing and keeping each other at bay causes both effects.
    Maybe call them edge, ridge, or zenit bioms.

    • @lunyxappocalypse7071
      @lunyxappocalypse7071 Месяц назад

      Kinda reminds me of Hallow and Corruption from Terraria hardmode.

  • @lainpracticoner
    @lainpracticoner 3 месяца назад +23

    I really enjoy this longer form content, that tells a story, I've been enjoying your shorts but this really scratches the itch of interesting and thought out stories the game makes.
    Bonkies

  • @HannahKocher
    @HannahKocher 3 месяца назад +6

    I saw this at work today and REALLY wanted to put it on to listen, but BONK my headphones are falling apart. The storytelling in this was honestly really stinking fun. I hope this ends up being worth the effort because it would be cool to see these occasionally.

  • @Oneskelis
    @Oneskelis 2 месяца назад +2

    Love these longer format videos. You're doing a great job man. Going to buy a few mugs. Keep up the amazing work.

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  2 месяца назад

      Mugs for the mug god! (Thanks a lot)

  • @Dracas42
    @Dracas42 3 месяца назад +1

    Great video, your storytelling is really good! You put emotion into your reading, and you craft narratives from the in-game actions nicely.

  • @kynelius
    @kynelius 3 месяца назад +5

    Great stuff. I'd love to see more gameplay runs like this. I'm really not into the tutorials, but respect them. I just love a bonking good storytime like this

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian 3 месяца назад +15

    Very excited about this new format. Looking forward to watching today.

  • @englishdragon1015
    @englishdragon1015 3 месяца назад +7

    Fantastic work - 'The Blockade' will live on in legends to come. Perhaps a figure to be remembered as we remember King Arthur of the misty Albion, time will tell...
    "In bello eterno pax invenitur - Bonk"

  • @mitchellmcgoldrick7945
    @mitchellmcgoldrick7945 12 дней назад +1

    Bonk! Thank you for the incredible video and amazing channel - I'm so glad I discovered you through this journey, and can't wait to enjoy both your catalogue and whatever you do next!

  • @redclaw_raptor
    @redclaw_raptor 2 месяца назад +1

    Bonk :3
    I love how you translate your videos into storytelling bits. I'm very new to Dwarf Fortress, and when looking up a few adventure mode tutorials, I immediately found your channel... and subscribing to it ♥

  • @jonathanmaher2718
    @jonathanmaher2718 3 месяца назад +62

    Algorithmic reinforcements, all hail the algorithm

    • @misterepf
      @misterepf 3 месяца назад +2

      To the algorithm! And in spite of it,

    • @PhillipLangenkamp
      @PhillipLangenkamp Месяц назад

      A great point being made! Blind deserves even more!

  • @VoidGirlfriend
    @VoidGirlfriend 3 месяца назад +7

    Wow you got this together quicker than I expected! Super BONK-ed up for more stuff like this.

  • @celem1000
    @celem1000 Месяц назад

    The hard part of dwarf fortress is not having such awesome things unfold in your game, but being able to tease the story from the interface.
    Nicely done

  • @tsumikiminiwa4603
    @tsumikiminiwa4603 Месяц назад

    I'd like to point out this is the first truly long DF video I've ever been truly engaged in. Hell, this is probably the first DF video I've ever watched, since I don't have the game and never have.
    Bonk.

  • @MrNanorex
    @MrNanorex 3 месяца назад +6

    I do like this format quite a lot. This is my first time on this channel, but this is a great video to watch/listen while doing chores or something like that. Especially because it is about an hour long. Then you can be productive for about an hour while listening about some great dwarven stories. Awesome. That deserves some bonks on the shield!

  • @ed01987
    @ed01987 3 месяца назад +8

    Bonk bonk bonk bonk...
    Well done. This was one that I caught a few things, but good to see the narrative!

  • @Krushnow
    @Krushnow 3 месяца назад +5

    Great video! The Blockade's skill really reminds me of the diplomatic skill of former U.N. Secretary BON Ki-Moon.

  • @quilliammiscellany5233
    @quilliammiscellany5233 3 месяца назад

    Bro knew this would take off (as evidenced by the intro explainer), and for good reason. Love this, thank you for making it accessible and taking us along for the (cruel) journey

  • @ThatGuyorSum
    @ThatGuyorSum 26 дней назад

    This is honestly the best video on Dwarf Fortress I've watched, possibly ever. I've found it hard to get into the game as I'm not sure what all I can do for long term goals and this video honestly gave me a lot of creative inspiration. Rip Legendary BONK Zombie and the Strangler.

  • @try2bchilledout417
    @try2bchilledout417 3 месяца назад +10

    Your hours spent editing do not go unnoticed! o7 I love the long-form content, your forts translate rlly well to this “movie” type vid.

  • @DrunkVic
    @DrunkVic 3 месяца назад +13

    Playing Project Zomboid while having this amazing tale running on the side, only to be scared shitless by your use of the jumpscare-violin. Amazing video, thank you.
    We celebrate The Blockade!

    • @Vlamyncksken
      @Vlamyncksken 3 месяца назад

      Wow haha, that's a big coincidence, right? You playing the game the snippet came from? A game where you wouldn't really listen to things on the side? Haha, coincidence!

  • @zefcookie4501
    @zefcookie4501 3 месяца назад +6

    Bonk, really impressed with the scale of this video, editing must of been insane on 50 hours of footage. Awesome work :D

  • @buster234100
    @buster234100 Месяц назад

    Thanks for posting such a dense and fun DF playthrough. I love DF but it's intimidating to get into so seeing such long content about it is my favorite

  • @TheKillfish
    @TheKillfish 3 месяца назад +1

    A solemn bonk for the Blockade, who still gave the creatures of Hell itself a run for their money despite being a nugget with a shield, and all the fallen Dorfs.

  • @TheMrTDrain
    @TheMrTDrain 3 месяца назад +12

    Great video. I would totally love to watch more dangerous embarks

  • @werderlork9056
    @werderlork9056 3 месяца назад +10

    33:04 Into a pile of WHAT NOW!??

  • @alanalan6559
    @alanalan6559 3 месяца назад +5

    Fuck yeah, Blind fort!!! Super excited to be able to watch this since I couldn’t make it to stream.

  • @destrik4115
    @destrik4115 Месяц назад

    I was scared but with you right up until no metal. Im gonna have to watch those vods. Youre truly insane.

  • @dogmonkey94
    @dogmonkey94 21 день назад

    I love the beautiful symmetry of Gatekeeper’s story arc. A gatekeeper on the surface and in the caverns.

  • @chef0death88vods2
    @chef0death88vods2 3 месяца назад +5

    Dwarf warriors dont die, they regroup in hell!

  • @Alanssil
    @Alanssil 3 месяца назад +4

    Great stuff, the memory of Blockade lives on. Bonk!

  • @cryptonautical1733
    @cryptonautical1733 3 месяца назад +5

    All shall kneel at the BONK-ing Blockade!

  • @WanderSeth
    @WanderSeth 3 месяца назад

    Bonk
    I'm probably never going to forget The Blockade, the way you worded him makes me feel like I was listening to an entire Epid unfold.

  • @strategystuff5080
    @strategystuff5080 2 месяца назад

    Nice to see these kinds of videos getting you so much traction, pre steam release, you where the one of the only sources of actual Zack and Tarn updates :D

  • @whatisthisnonsense1356
    @whatisthisnonsense1356 3 месяца назад +4

    What a crazy bonk embark!

  • @kwogger
    @kwogger 3 месяца назад +5

    bonk goes the 🛡️

  • @bb-jy7iu
    @bb-jy7iu 3 месяца назад +4

    What is the red large platform thingy at 0:49?

    • @jamjalopie9286
      @jamjalopie9286 3 месяца назад +3

      That's a vermin catcher workshop, or kennel - not usually useful, but trapped vermin are edible and can become pets if tamed

    • @bb-jy7iu
      @bb-jy7iu 3 месяца назад +3

      Thanks! That's crazy I've put hundreds of hours into this game and I've never seen it bc I have never done vermin catching lol

    • @jamjalopie9286
      @jamjalopie9286 3 месяца назад +2

      @@bb-jy7iu same, it's been around since forever and I've only used it once - I just know it's the one workshop I don't recognise lol

  • @cjsky5822
    @cjsky5822 2 месяца назад

    That was insane and oddly gripping - I think I enjoyed watching and listening to this more than I've ever played DF! I need to find a way to honour and memorialize godly tombs in all my other playthroughs. Bonk!

  • @Thandulfan
    @Thandulfan 3 месяца назад

    My experience in Dwarf Fortress is bonk small, but I enjoyed every minute listening to this story. You're good at narrating stuff, loved it

  • @social_ghost
    @social_ghost Месяц назад +2

    Watched all the way until the end, it was really good. Bonk. I would love to see more videos like this in the future, Dwarf Fortress is such an excellent story generator.