I Played the Worst Map in Dwarf Fortress History.

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  • @BlindiRL
    @BlindiRL  Месяц назад +138

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    • @theysangha746
      @theysangha746 Месяц назад +1

      bonk

    • @jadelynnmasker
      @jadelynnmasker 28 дней назад +5

      Hey, Blind, just noticed you were naming the dwarves nicknames that included their first name. If you want to see their first name, you can go to the game tab and go to nicknames, and set them all to "centralize". This will put the nickname between their first and last name.

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  28 дней назад +3

      Huh.

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian Месяц назад +1815

    "He strangled a weasel for 9 years" is not a sentence I've ever heard before, nor do I expect to ever hear again.

    • @rathing101
      @rathing101 Месяц назад

      You haven't been choking your weasel for almost a decade?

    • @ratwasnotbad4230
      @ratwasnotbad4230 Месяц назад +198

      You’ll hear it in my obituary if I don’t manage to last longer

    • @natewoods4566
      @natewoods4566 Месяц назад +169

      Sounds like a euphemism tbh

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  Месяц назад +229

      @@natewoods4566 Many many many jokes have been made.

    • @Xezian
      @Xezian Месяц назад +2

      Forter Simpson

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 26 дней назад +553

    Imagine your parental grandmother heads off on her usual trade route for the season, and never comes back. You hear word that she was last seen leaving for a new fortress, and decide to investigate.
    Upon arrival you ask around and the locals go: "Oh, you mean The Strangler?"

  • @DrakonPhD
    @DrakonPhD Месяц назад +641

    "I've been wounded. Thats very annoying."
    Such heart wrenching last words.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 27 дней назад +15

      Indeed so. Most indeededly.

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 26 дней назад

      I hope those are my last words.

    • @KhorneBrzrkr
      @KhorneBrzrkr 10 дней назад +3

      So very stoic. So very dwarven.

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 6 дней назад +5

      Cassius Clay after barely surviving an assassination attempt by like 8 dudes: "I felt the utmost indignation."

  • @mossy3565
    @mossy3565 Месяц назад +86

    Just the idea of an unwilling Zombie being this fort's hero, thrown out into battle like a Dark Souls boss, gradually losing pieces of himself until he's just a torso and a raised shield is incredibly unique, and honestly really inspiring
    It took the forces of hell to finally BONK him into his resting place...

    • @Just.Kidding
      @Just.Kidding 16 дней назад +4

      "...like a Dark Souls -boss- protagonist"
      Fixed

    • @martinkrauser4029
      @martinkrauser4029 15 дней назад +3

      Dark Souls player characters are technically all zombies

  • @Stone_SeashoresWall
    @Stone_SeashoresWall Месяц назад +1038

    "Let's settle in the very, very dangerous place."
    "Why?"
    "... Because we can."
    "Fair enough."

    • @agentblue4310
      @agentblue4310 Месяц назад +26

      when dwarf fortress is a sandbox that Blind can easily rig to win with mist generators and minecart shotguns sometimes you need to rig it to kill you instead!

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 Месяц назад +14

      Somehow, the persistency of the migrants makes a little more sense.

    • @KaizarNike
      @KaizarNike Месяц назад +11

      "because losing is fun"
      "fair enough"

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 Месяц назад +11

      "We do this not because it is easy, but because it is [FUN!]"

    • @Religion0
      @Religion0 28 дней назад +5

      Sounds dwarven.

  • @sorayaprotera
    @sorayaprotera Месяц назад +134

    'spending 9 years wrestling a ferret' feels like something out of mythology. The Strangler might be one of my favorite dwarves now. Loved the video, and I like this new format a lot!

  • @brianjones6282
    @brianjones6282 Месяц назад +768

    The blockade, surrounded by enemies, missing everything but a leg and his shield: YOU'RE UP AGAINST A WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!

    • @Xsomono
      @Xsomono Месяц назад +64

      When you come to it and you cant go do it and you cant knock it down you know that you found
      THE WALL THE WALL THE WALL.
      The demons are walled in with him.

    • @toddoverholt4556
      @toddoverholt4556 Месяц назад +33

      *MAKE WAY, FOR THE DOOOZEEERRRRR*

    • @Orlkorrectt
      @Orlkorrectt 27 дней назад +11

      bonk

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 20 дней назад +5

      @@Xsomono *_NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL_*

    • @ZakalweFeragh
      @ZakalweFeragh 14 дней назад +2

      bonk

  • @Yourbluetoothdeviceispairing
    @Yourbluetoothdeviceispairing Месяц назад +82

    It's funny to imagine an angelic being of untold power just hiding away until some 4 ft tall cave gremlins drop a fucking rock from the ceiling

  • @emmettraymond8058
    @emmettraymond8058 Месяц назад +835

    Honestly, shutting yourselves into a months long communal detox shower is a very understandable response to being surrounded by oozing zombies and putrifying rain.

  • @calar8
    @calar8 Месяц назад +221

    Im just imagining a one-armed zombie with a shield slowly crawling towards you in a Fromsoft game, one arm massively oversized. He just constantly rolls to avoid your attacks before crushing you under his battered wooden shield. Classic Bonk.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 27 дней назад +16

      Like Knight of Artorias but with a shield.

    • @atlander4204
      @atlander4204 25 дней назад +12

      I can already hear the boss music.

  • @majikthise110
    @majikthise110 Месяц назад +308

    The legendary zombie makes me think of creating a Dwarf Doomslayer, fully trained with the best possible gear before being zombified and sent to Hell

    • @Zorothegallade-gg7zg
      @Zorothegallade-gg7zg Месяц назад +51

      Tempered by the fires of hell
      His iron will remained steadfast through the passage
      That preys upon the weak
      He set forth without pity
      And hunted the slaves of doom with barbarous cruelty
      Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding
      None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer
      For he alone was the hell walker

    • @flotnar2512
      @flotnar2512 23 дня назад +8

      Better yet make him a vampire and control him.
      Or both?

    • @strongerthanever2039
      @strongerthanever2039 20 дней назад +3

      Doomslayer if he was short.

    • @Zorothegallade-gg7zg
      @Zorothegallade-gg7zg 20 дней назад +3

      @@strongerthanever2039 Doomshortking

  • @XlightninX
    @XlightninX 18 дней назад +23

    Legends tell of an old man standing vigil at the gates of hell, with a shield in one hand and no blood in his veins.

  • @travanoid
    @travanoid Месяц назад +470

    Eternal respect to that poor weasel that was strangled for nine years straight.
    Remember the Blockade. BONK

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 Месяц назад +77

    "On the item is an image of a diamond in pyrite." By Armok. What a poetic indictment of promises shattered.

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 Месяц назад +345

    bonk to honor the blockade
    bonk to honor the noodles
    bonk to honor the expedition leaders
    bonk to honor those who dug greedily and deep

  • @Renfii09
    @Renfii09 Месяц назад +107

    "ive been wounded, thats very annoying" amazing final words

  • @whitson6777
    @whitson6777 Месяц назад +653

    Blind, your commitment to just first-time pronouncing each of these dwarves and subsequent creatures is beyond admirable! An awesome video, thank you!

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 20 дней назад +19

    The blockade having one leg and still perfectly dodging everything is amazing. He would make an excellent roaming legendary creature of myth.

  • @watchbot7517
    @watchbot7517 Месяц назад +155

    Leave it to Blind to settle in one of the hardest maps DF can throw at you and then proceed to bonk the circus

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 28 дней назад +18

    1:05:31 Local Zombie Dwarf Literally Too Angry to Die

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox Месяц назад +67

    Awesome story! I've never thought of using the insanely powerful husks to bonk the demons back to hell before.
    Fun fact: husks are insanely powerful even now, but in earlier versions just a skinned scalp of a crow could conquer hell by itself.

    • @EmmaOzenne
      @EmmaOzenne Месяц назад +1

      Q

    • @deojnwedofuWE
      @deojnwedofuWE 26 дней назад +5

      Personally I'm still terrified of carp

    • @atlander4204
      @atlander4204 25 дней назад +4

      @@deojnwedofuWEthey scare the carp out of me.

    • @Catman_CM
      @Catman_CM 19 дней назад +2

      ​@@deojnwedofuWE "The carp stands up."

  • @Vesol-kl7il
    @Vesol-kl7il Месяц назад +19

    The Pathfinder
    - Poor intuition
    - Good spatial sense
    "What about over there it's quicker *points at hatch not far from zombies"
    *sees zombies* "No! Follow me over this way!"

  • @atanarix5346
    @atanarix5346 Месяц назад +134

    I would like to imagine The Blockade just does a bonk with his shield and uses the force of the impact to rebound from the demons.

    • @zellexy
      @zellexy 26 дней назад +10

      i imagine some baki or jojo's type shenanigans, where he bonks by moving the earth in such away his enemies fall into his shield and are eviscerated in a blink of an eye

  • @Witchlexis
    @Witchlexis Месяц назад +22

    An absolutely thrilling tale.
    It reminds me of one of my own ambitious Forts, which was settled upon an Evil-Aligned Ocean, contaiminated with at least 12 Forgotten Beasts below the depths. I truly believed it to be Ry'leh.

  • @antoniofarminster8024
    @antoniofarminster8024 Месяц назад +110

    The PZ jumpscare noise upon the discovery of the non-zombified reindeer is gold. Love the effort put into this video.

  • @mardigan4922
    @mardigan4922 26 дней назад +10

    “I’ve been wounded. That’s annoying.” Amazing last words from Moldath

  • @Areanyusernamesleft
    @Areanyusernamesleft Месяц назад +71

    The fortress was truly an example of how losing can not only be fun, but epic as well!
    Bonk! Bonk!

  • @ginger-
    @ginger- 25 дней назад +8

    "Atleast to the puppy's benefit, it wasn't feeling stressed from experiencing trauma, I wish it would, I... do not like this pupper." Had me balling 26:45

  • @chtulufhtagn1344
    @chtulufhtagn1344 Месяц назад +68

    Y'know this kind of seems like a dwarven apocalypse prepper shelter. In an inhospitable place, planned to be completely self sufficient, etc.

  • @steadfastwolf2159
    @steadfastwolf2159 22 дня назад +3

    At the start, when the zombie rain is described as un-observable besides for it's after effects, all I see in my head is "any wind or breeze will kill you"

  • @AdarColussi
    @AdarColussi Месяц назад +127

    The Blockade deserves a castle named after him!
    BONK

  • @basbarbeque6718
    @basbarbeque6718 27 дней назад +4

    Blockade being released into a cave system filled with dangerous creatures.
    "I'm not locked in here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

  • @JakeTalksGamesYT
    @JakeTalksGamesYT Месяц назад +47

    God yes this is exactly what dwarf fortress needs more of on RUclips. Please do more. The Blockade was an absolute legend.
    And of course, BONK

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 25 дней назад +3

    I made it to the end, and I’d like to share my bonk story.
    My “tutorial” fortress happened to be placed on the haunches of the rotten hunter Nek Quuenlord. We threw bodies at the problem and made quick work of her, but that didn’t stop her army from habitually returning.
    On one such siege, her minions, olive haired scorpions with two antennae called monsters of Nek, set up shop in my deceased baroness’s bedroom, whose only furniture was a legendary bed. The monsters of Nek, while hostile, had dozens of not hundreds of friendly children.
    I quarantined the entire area, and every so often we have to deal with gangs of scorpions desecrating our tombs. Still, I can’t get mad at the little green guys!

  • @fragsnake
    @fragsnake Месяц назад +28

    Somehow the zombie dwarf fighting a winged horse demon with his trusty legendary wood shield, gave me vibes as if Captain America from Aliexpress fights The Balrog from the LOTR. Lol.

  • @ArramzyChaos
    @ArramzyChaos 23 дня назад +5

    I'd love to see more like this, challenging playthroughs are already amazing but turning it into a narrative like this really pushes it to the next level. I loved watching The Blockade bonk his way through all sorts of enemies and now I almost wonder if it is possible to engineer the perfect terminator, great gear, legendary skills, all limbs still attached, undead, and release him onto your enemies to wreak havoc, just to see what the absolute most devastating combatant is one could possibly create. I'm not too familiar with the game I've seen quite a few videos on it but never played it myself, but if you can travel with a caged creature unleashing it in a large settlement of goblins or elves would be amazing.
    This was the first of your videos I've had recommended to me, and after watching it I definitely look forward to more in the future.

  • @jonathanmaher2718
    @jonathanmaher2718 Месяц назад +71

    All that work shows! Totally worth the equivalent of a streaming rental.
    Bonk-a-donk.
    RIP The Blockade

  • @ArceusShaymin
    @ArceusShaymin Месяц назад +3

    Holy shit - The Strangler and The Blockade - two legends; never dying, only fighting.
    Truly an anomaly.
    B O N K.

  • @TheSuitedGiraffe
    @TheSuitedGiraffe Месяц назад +272

    Long live the bonk-ade

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  Месяц назад +38

      Hail the great shield.

  • @MrNanorex
    @MrNanorex Месяц назад +4

    I do like this format quite a lot. This is my first time on this channel, but this is a great video to watch/listen while doing chores or something like that. Especially because it is about an hour long. Then you can be productive for about an hour while listening about some great dwarven stories. Awesome. That deserves some bonks on the shield!

  • @bugtank
    @bugtank Месяц назад +38

    This was pretty rad. I liked this format. It's your very specific voice in a much easier way to watch!!

  • @werderlork9056
    @werderlork9056 Месяц назад +5

    33:04 Into a pile of WHAT NOW!??

  • @cwynneth_celtia
    @cwynneth_celtia Месяц назад +51

    I love that you've added your own arm pointing at things. 😆Bonk!

  • @Gustoberg
    @Gustoberg 21 день назад +2

    Sweetfeet's marriage story sounds like a boomer joke "Ya know, I used to get very angry and yell at the woman in charge of the fortress, now I get very angry and yell at my wife!"

  • @Edramon53
    @Edramon53 Месяц назад +13

    One of my favourite things I ever made and got working in DF was a 'safe' emergency entrance. (Safe from the viewpoint of the fortress, at least)
    This was open whenever my main entrance was sealed, basically a room with a meeting place, and a minecart. The minecart had a job to ride it, and it would carry a dwarf into the fortress via an otherwise impassable route, drop the dwarf off inside and return to start.
    If bad guys got into the minecart room they'd probably kill the migrants but couldn't ride the cart. And I could seal it off and flood with my choice of magma, water or both.

  • @williamking331
    @williamking331 Месяц назад +3

    This is incredible. Well done on this video! I do love the moment when the forgotten beast interrupts the digging music, good editing.

  • @ericquiabazza2608
    @ericquiabazza2608 Месяц назад +22

    You know, the idea if good/bad conflict zones sounds cool.
    Like the place where either by chaos or the forces clashing and keeping each other at bay causes both effects.
    Maybe call them edge, ridge, or zenit bioms.

  • @sifayun6336
    @sifayun6336 Месяц назад +2

    I was never able to bonk my head against the computer enough to learn how to play this game.

  • @24JJ
    @24JJ Месяц назад +37

    The video was amazing. I appreciate the massive amount of work you put into making this great tale. This was a great way of distracting me from being sick, so thanks for that ❤. Bonk

  • @Cyynapse
    @Cyynapse День назад

    i love the thought of a zombified torso being airdropped into hell and managing to bonk satan to death with nothing but a shield

  • @hoba5174
    @hoba5174 Месяц назад +21

    I really enjoy this longer form content, that tells a story, I've been enjoying your shorts but this really scratches the itch of interesting and thought out stories the game makes.
    Bonkies

  • @TheKillfish
    @TheKillfish 26 дней назад +1

    A solemn bonk for the Blockade, who still gave the creatures of Hell itself a run for their money despite being a nugget with a shield, and all the fallen Dorfs.

  • @Zemalf
    @Zemalf Месяц назад +7

    Masterfully crafted and narrated video Blind - Thank you for putting in the mountain of effort of not only playing all this, but then compressing it into a compelling video and story for us to enjoy. Absolute BONKers 🍻

  • @noahhounshel104
    @noahhounshel104 Месяц назад +2

    Bonking monsters with a shield is very fitting. I put this on in the background while playing minecraft, 10/10 would do again

  • @jonathanmaher2718
    @jonathanmaher2718 Месяц назад +56

    Algorithmic reinforcements, all hail the algorithm

    • @misterepf
      @misterepf Месяц назад +2

      To the algorithm! And in spite of it,

  • @pocketfulofgeese
    @pocketfulofgeese Месяц назад +2

    Dodging through holes in the floor is one of the true great bonk equalizers for dorfs.

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian Месяц назад +15

    Very excited about this new format. Looking forward to watching today.

  • @Memelord-md5hs
    @Memelord-md5hs 12 дней назад +1

    Bonk!
    I always love hearing dwarf fortress stories. when I was little I remember listening to the entirety of Boatmurdered when I was staying at my Tia's house for a weekend. And dwarf fortress will always be one of my beloved games even if I don't really play it anymore. its probably hands down the best story generator of all of them tbh
    Loved your video and I hope you make more! your a good story teller too

  • @HannahKocher
    @HannahKocher Месяц назад +5

    I saw this at work today and REALLY wanted to put it on to listen, but BONK my headphones are falling apart. The storytelling in this was honestly really stinking fun. I hope this ends up being worth the effort because it would be cool to see these occasionally.

  • @8han
    @8han 9 дней назад

    This new style of higher production video really focusing on telling the story is excellent. DF generates such good stories and this narrative style fits the storytelling vibe perfectly.
    Hope to see more like this!

  • @try2bchilledout417
    @try2bchilledout417 Месяц назад +9

    Your hours spent editing do not go unnoticed! o7 I love the long-form content, your forts translate rlly well to this “movie” type vid.

  • @Poiman64
    @Poiman64 22 дня назад +2

    Historian: So you're telling me that your greatest hero and warrior would have ended your entire civilization if he ever was let loose in your society.
    The Founder: Yes.
    H: And you named him Bonk, the Blockade.
    F: Of course, for that is what he did.
    H: ... Bonk.
    F: ... Bonk.

  • @kynelius
    @kynelius Месяц назад +4

    Great stuff. I'd love to see more gameplay runs like this. I'm really not into the tutorials, but respect them. I just love a bonking good storytime like this

  • @nothawkeye5073
    @nothawkeye5073 21 день назад

    you have no idea how hungry i am for well told dwarf fortress stories, thats peak content for me, a game i'll never play but one i have endless time to hear peoples stories of.

  • @englishdragon1015
    @englishdragon1015 Месяц назад +6

    Fantastic work - 'The Blockade' will live on in legends to come. Perhaps a figure to be remembered as we remember King Arthur of the misty Albion, time will tell...
    "In bello eterno pax invenitur - Bonk"

  • @WanderSeth
    @WanderSeth 23 дня назад

    Bonk
    I'm probably never going to forget The Blockade, the way you worded him makes me feel like I was listening to an entire Epid unfold.

  • @Oneskelis
    @Oneskelis 2 дня назад +1

    Love these longer format videos. You're doing a great job man. Going to buy a few mugs. Keep up the amazing work.

    • @BlindiRL
      @BlindiRL  2 дня назад

      Mugs for the mug god! (Thanks a lot)

  • @VoidGirlfriend
    @VoidGirlfriend Месяц назад +6

    Wow you got this together quicker than I expected! Super BONK-ed up for more stuff like this.

  • @heywhoisthisguy
    @heywhoisthisguy 10 дней назад

    It's oddly fitting to imagine a gaggle of dwarves getting fed up with walking through some frigin fjord, and deciding to settle down in the most nightmarish, hell adjacent spot on the planet because they're too stubborn to reconsider

  • @zefcookie4501
    @zefcookie4501 Месяц назад +5

    Bonk, really impressed with the scale of this video, editing must of been insane on 50 hours of footage. Awesome work :D

  • @Zetro_Hermit
    @Zetro_Hermit 26 дней назад

    There's got to be special category of irony for the almighty champion of such an *utterly cursed* place, being a half-amputated zombie with a shield just bonk, bonk, *bonking*, his way through hordes of enemies, only ever finally slain by falling into literal hell. Even then, it was less the demons and more just gravity taking him out. What a Legend.

  • @TheMrTDrain
    @TheMrTDrain Месяц назад +12

    Great video. I would totally love to watch more dangerous embarks

  • @DrunkVic
    @DrunkVic Месяц назад +11

    Playing Project Zomboid while having this amazing tale running on the side, only to be scared shitless by your use of the jumpscare-violin. Amazing video, thank you.
    We celebrate The Blockade!

    • @Vlamyncksken
      @Vlamyncksken Месяц назад

      Wow haha, that's a big coincidence, right? You playing the game the snippet came from? A game where you wouldn't really listen to things on the side? Haha, coincidence!

  • @ritabennett
    @ritabennett 10 дней назад

    Finally got the spoons to bonk this video, and it was worth every single one. Love this new format - you're a wonderful storyteller!

  • @ed01987
    @ed01987 Месяц назад +7

    Bonk bonk bonk bonk...
    Well done. This was one that I caught a few things, but good to see the narrative!

  • @dimitribarronmore
    @dimitribarronmore 14 дней назад

    The entire embark may have been doomed from the beginning, but at the very least dwarven legend will be able to carry forward stories of The Bonkade as a warning and an inspiration

  • @alanalan6559
    @alanalan6559 Месяц назад +5

    Fuck yeah, Blind fort!!! Super excited to be able to watch this since I couldn’t make it to stream.

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 9 дней назад

    I have to imagine the Gatekeeper was like an MMO boss brought to life crossed with a DnD monk. Practically teleporting feet away to rip an enemy apart on a loop that makes a Bloody Mary look rough cut. Like they're designed to be hard to kill but something else about them, namely their attack speed and strength, are just too OP for weaker opponents to even last a minute.

  • @Krushnow
    @Krushnow Месяц назад +4

    Great video! The Blockade's skill really reminds me of the diplomatic skill of former U.N. Secretary BON Ki-Moon.

  • @Thandulfan
    @Thandulfan 26 дней назад

    My experience in Dwarf Fortress is bonk small, but I enjoyed every minute listening to this story. You're good at narrating stuff, loved it

  • @cryptonautical1733
    @cryptonautical1733 Месяц назад +5

    All shall kneel at the BONK-ing Blockade!

  • @Wowls
    @Wowls 6 дней назад

    The blockade going into hell doing the one scene of kratos falling . just a bonk of his shield killed hundreds

  • @Alanssil
    @Alanssil Месяц назад +4

    Great stuff, the memory of Blockade lives on. Bonk!

  • @denisdubovik228
    @denisdubovik228 25 дней назад

    Imagine finding out that your paternal grandmother is the strangler. Terrifying. Bonkefying even

  • @chef0death88vods2
    @chef0death88vods2 Месяц назад +4

    Dwarf warriors dont die, they regroup in hell!

  • @michealvincent731
    @michealvincent731 27 дней назад +2

    This was a great story tell, look forward to more like this Blind. I dont mind waiting for content if it could be like this

  • @whatisthisnonsense1356
    @whatisthisnonsense1356 Месяц назад +4

    What a crazy bonk embark!

  • @Zonathrobe
    @Zonathrobe 28 дней назад

    I've never had the urge to play Dwarf Fortress, but the way you presented this made it seem like a lot of fun and bonks! Good job!

  • @kwogger
    @kwogger Месяц назад +5

    bonk goes the 🛡️

  • @ChocolateNaruto
    @ChocolateNaruto 20 дней назад

    Imagine airdropping into hell itself after bonking a literal demon for who knows how long and being so dastardly that you do the worm to dodge the legions that come after you

  • @3NC3PH4L0N
    @3NC3PH4L0N 11 дней назад +1

    I cant even imagine the amount of work and effort going into this! Armok gave the algo a mighty BONK too i guess xD Well deserved indeed
    PS: Please do more of this edited content its soooo good!

  • @MrAmanox
    @MrAmanox 22 дня назад

    It reminds me of an outro cinematic from the first Myth game. "And you know how hard it is to strangle the undead" xD

  • @tyaust666
    @tyaust666 Месяц назад +1

    The RUclips algorithm sent me here, your story telling is fantastic. Bonk.

  • @quilliammiscellany5233
    @quilliammiscellany5233 17 дней назад

    Bro knew this would take off (as evidenced by the intro explainer), and for good reason. Love this, thank you for making it accessible and taking us along for the (cruel) journey

  • @peccantis
    @peccantis 26 дней назад

    This video came on in the background while I was snoozing half asleep. Every now and then the narration pierced into my consciousness and my mind illustrated the game in a Stardew Valley But Sleek esque way, and I remember reacting in thought like "wow, seven dwarves venture forth to establish a new colony? This game is clearly inspired by Dwarf Fortress!"

  • @TheDreadbrain
    @TheDreadbrain 22 дня назад

    The dwarf with the shield who just went Bonk all the time was so funny :D

  • @thewingedporpoise
    @thewingedporpoise 25 дней назад

    this is a BONKing good video, with the vibe of a horror movie, or a disaster movie, what a finale

  • @bluh7
    @bluh7 29 дней назад

    Bonk goes the weasel. Specifically that weasel that spent 9 years getting strangled.

  • @mom3207
    @mom3207 Месяц назад

    watching the blockade bonk armies of enemies to death with his wooden shield was a wonderful experience!
    this was a really great video