@leviword9573 he stopped his heart to fool the government into thinking he was dead. I agree he faked his death, but you can't disagree that's an insane way to retire. Only Batman could do something like that 🤣🤣
The fact that also, Batman beat mutant in front of his whole gang. Proceeded to make his gang a private fanclub. And then if you peeped the ending, MADE HIS GAMG INTO HIS OWN, NOW PROTECTING GOTHAM. Gotta be the most DISRESPECTFUL SHIT to even be done in fiction. Like imagine being humiliated in front of your gang, seeing them turn into fanclub for the opp that humiliated your ass, and then becoming a whole new gang that doesn't rob and terrorizes, but keeps protects and keeps peace in Gotham. Diabolical.
This is probably the only Batman I like having a conflict of deciding to end the Jokers life you can tell this version of Bruce is tired and angry with himself over the years and now decided that it was time to end it like he said, “I’m through playing Joker” and “ All the people I’ve murdered by letting you live.” Shows what happens when Batman is done with second chances.
I still can't believe Batman had four sons and a daughter. All five of his kids are S-tier smoke collectors. Jason and Damian had black air-force energy.
One of the things that amuses me about the Dark Knight Returns is that pretty much the whole reason it exists is that Frank Miller turned 30 and realised "Shit... I'm _older than Batman now!_ Nope, can't be having that..."
You forgot the coldest line in the film: “You don’t get it Son. This isn’t a mud pit…*hits armbar*…It’s an operating table. *KRAK!* And I’m the Surgeon”
My favorite quote in the movie. Just hits vibes of the Flashpoint Batman. Thomas Wayne was a surgeon before Bruce died on that world (or was it a failed timeline? *Shrugs* Flashpoint is a paradox). Thus, Thomas operated his fighting like a surgeon. Also, with guns. Lots of guns.
Dark Knight Returns Batman was DIFFERENT bro. When he started his career, like Year 1/Year 2, he was really aggressive and angry. Then as time passed and he started working with the Justice League, he kind of mellowed with age. But in his mind after he retired and came back it was like he was becoming Batman for the first time again. All that anger and aggression came flooding back. The city was overrun with crime and gangs ran the streets. People didn’t think he existed anymore so he had that “urban legend” element back. Not to mention that he was old and not as spry as he used to be, so he would often have to use brute force in situations where he used to use more finesse. It quite literally was a reawakening for Bruce Wayne/Batman. He’s too old for this shit but he’s doing it because nobody else will. I absolutely love this comic and its movie adaptation. Frank Miller’s a genius.
The fact Batman is doing more physical activity than 99% of humanity… In his 80s with a heart condition just shows how Bruce is undoubtably the most dangerous member of the justice league. This guy doesn’t even have powers and I would be scared shitless if he caught me jaywalking
@bbad813 bro, I'm in the Army, and I showed my buddies your videos and they fucking love you dawg you didn't just make my day but you made theirs too bruh 😭🤣💯🔥
@TooTurntTokyo nah rs I love hearing that man, I appreciate the love, I do this to make people happy and I'm glad I did that for yall, thank you and your homies for Your service truly🙏🏽 I hope yall stay safe and keep enjoying the content
True, at least the modern ones. Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight Rises and Zack Snyder’s BvS were heavily inspired by The Dark Knight Returns, and Matt Reeves’ Batman movie was heavily inspired by Batman Year 1.
15:57 I don't think the Joker snapped his own neck, if you listen you hear Batman snap his neck before he falls. The rest is a hallucination from the blood-loss to convince himself he's still moral.
@@maxmccullough8548it’s implied that joker is actually dead and the sequence is Batman’s imagination or spiritual connection to joker that its joker’s ghost talking to Batman. Batman actually killed joker by snapping his neck. When Batman picks up the handgun to shoot, he still hears joker laughing at him.
7:04 They likely do not, in fact, let the Joker of all people drink water. Black Mask found out about that, hell he probably was the one that told them "If Joker asks you for water, do NOT give him a glass, not sure about plastic cups, but at this point, do you wanna fuck around and find out?"
the fact that Batman is basically just a normal guy who takes his job way too seriously is literally dominating a man who can survive a nuke to the face will never not be unbelievable to me.
@@Pksean Given that he's a millionaire philanthropist with a big company and his face almost everywhere in Gotham and was born there I'm pretty sure he could have his DNA removed from the police's database
@@Pkseanbatman year one Bruce was already cleared and said to be not batman and year one is canon to dkr. And reason two Bruce lays low alot especially after he retired. So it's prolly not on file.
I agree with everything you said in this entire video absolute cinema And the way he starts yapping About how he goes through About how he goes through stuff like this on a daily basis is crazy cause he got a point He don't even got superpowers or anything like that he has to use his Minds and smarts and his money Get through fighting On a daily basis to save his city
@sirjohnsonthesecondofclanayeni I appreciate any comparisons man fr, ik ima make my name one way or the other, if anything comparisons show im doin sum right🤟🏽
Its absolutely terrifying to know that the Joker was able to legitimately press batman after having been sitting around in an asylum for decades, that mf is wayyy too strong, no reason he should be able to actually fight that mf even after loosing an eye, getting stabbed in the shoulders, shot, and thrown and beat multiple times by batman himself
I love how this movie unironically showed Superman as the best bro. Homie literally got caught fist to fist with his best man and still held on. That...man. Batman is built different though XD he was hella aura farming this movie
That was great bro, your commentary is really funny. When I saw the ending for the first time where Supes realizes Batman is still alive and winks at Carrie to tell her that he knows and it's all good was peak. Clark and Bruce are without a doubt ride-or-die. The power of friendship literally won out in the end lol.
Didn't know what to expect when I clicked this video. I can gladly say it was worth it, it's been a minute since I've had a good laugh. Now to subscribe
Gotta admit, Joker's death has been a long time coming. I know we the fans enjoy (most of) his antics because his showdowns with Batman are usually iconic, but seriously, he should be "Kill On Sight" for just about all law enforcement and military personnel WORLDWIDE.
Yeah letting crime run rampant in that verse and Superman not standing on values while also trying to arrest the one thing standing between gotham and its criminal underworld is crazy, like the cops not even tryna stop the real problems
When people ask me why Batman is my favorite, and that he's lame, I give them three reasons. 1. The Arkham series (SSKTJL ain't canon) 2. The Dark Knight trilogy 3. This movie
Wait till he reads the continuation of Dark Knight Returns in Batman Dark Knight Strikes Again, and Master Race. Golden Child kinda falls off because it felt like endgame in Master Race plus Batman gets yeeted into a Lazarus Pit and is no longer old.
@@bbad813Batman kicked a tyrannical Kryptonian groups butt that could nuke a city in Master Race. Dark Knight Strikes Again makes Dick Grayson the villain and Brainiac and Lex Luthor take over America.
For those who are thinking "wow Batman got his sh-t rocked. He ain't how he used to be," let me stop you right there. Let me remind you that he is a 55 year old Bruce Wayne who hasn't been working out as much since his prime. He also is pretty rusty because of his inactivity working as the Batman, which is due to his retirement. But he still beat the f-ck out of all the mutants and finally killed the Joker. This man is a BEAST. He is vengeance. He is the night. He is BATMAN.
It took his heart to literally stop for Bruce to retire. He was on business this whole movie
@mr_0n10n5 he was fueled by pure hatred of peoples bs I swear💀
@@bbad813 I can relate to Bruce on this one sometimes✌️
Actually he faked it to fake die
@ I know in my head death wasnt strong enough to claim Bruce,or was to scared too lol.
@leviword9573 he stopped his heart to fool the government into thinking he was dead. I agree he faked his death, but you can't disagree that's an insane way to retire. Only Batman could do something like that 🤣🤣
Batman built like a damn brick wall in this movie at the age of 55, Mans diet consists of nothing but protein powder and Meat
Bats' probably 235 lean muscle in his prime. 30 years later and the width of his waist caught up to his shoulders.
If you think this guy's big, then just look at Absolute Batman, that version is a f.king building, and he's also much younger than this one
Taken
Y’all are forgot a ingredient
It’s protein powder. Meat and… VENGEANCE!
RAW MEAT, 3 STICKS OF BUTTER, A WHOLE COW, WHOLE PIG, WHOLE SHEEP, AND WHOLE GREAT WHITE SHARK EVERY SINGLE DAY
Crazy how even AFTER batman's retirement, superheroes was, "naaah, I ain't touching that"
The fact that also, Batman beat mutant in front of his whole gang.
Proceeded to make his gang a private fanclub.
And then if you peeped the ending, MADE HIS GAMG INTO HIS OWN, NOW PROTECTING GOTHAM.
Gotta be the most DISRESPECTFUL SHIT to even be done in fiction.
Like imagine being humiliated in front of your gang, seeing them turn into fanclub for the opp that humiliated your ass, and then becoming a whole new gang that doesn't rob and terrorizes, but keeps protects and keeps peace in Gotham.
Diabolical.
Yea when I saw that I was flabergasted
Bruce is the definition of “It’s not over till I say it’s over”
This man a reference encyclopedia
I try bih I try😭🤟🏽
5:07 fr that Moxley one sent me
This is probably the only Batman I like having a conflict of deciding to end the Jokers life you can tell this version of Bruce is tired and angry with himself over the years and now decided that it was time to end it like he said, “I’m through playing Joker” and “ All the people I’ve murdered by letting you live.” Shows what happens when Batman is done with second chances.
"I never kept count!"
'WELL I DID'
"I know! And I LOVE you for it!"
I still can't believe Batman had four sons and a daughter. All five of his kids are S-tier smoke collectors. Jason and Damian had black air-force energy.
you know damn well niggas started replacing batteries when the smoke collectors came by the hood!! suddenly the beeps are SIRENS!!!
One of the things that amuses me about the Dark Knight Returns is that pretty much the whole reason it exists is that Frank Miller turned 30 and realised "Shit... I'm _older than Batman now!_ Nope, can't be having that..."
You forgot the coldest line in the film: “You don’t get it Son. This isn’t a mud pit…*hits armbar*…It’s an operating table. *KRAK!* And I’m the Surgeon”
My favorite quote in the movie. Just hits vibes of the Flashpoint Batman. Thomas Wayne was a surgeon before Bruce died on that world (or was it a failed timeline? *Shrugs* Flashpoint is a paradox). Thus, Thomas operated his fighting like a surgeon. Also, with guns. Lots of guns.
Tony made it. Becoming a reaction image in a video like this is the highest honor a RUclipsr can accomplish
Dark Knight Returns Batman was DIFFERENT bro. When he started his career, like Year 1/Year 2, he was really aggressive and angry. Then as time passed and he started working with the Justice League, he kind of mellowed with age. But in his mind after he retired and came back it was like he was becoming Batman for the first time again. All that anger and aggression came flooding back. The city was overrun with crime and gangs ran the streets. People didn’t think he existed anymore so he had that “urban legend” element back. Not to mention that he was old and not as spry as he used to be, so he would often have to use brute force in situations where he used to use more finesse. It quite literally was a reawakening for Bruce Wayne/Batman. He’s too old for this shit but he’s doing it because nobody else will. I absolutely love this comic and its movie adaptation. Frank Miller’s a genius.
1:13 The black man in bronze. The one and only, Batman! Bronze Age!!!!
travis scott was tryna be batman and ended up like the joker
The fact Batman is doing more physical activity than 99% of humanity… In his 80s with a heart condition just shows how Bruce is undoubtably the most dangerous member of the justice league.
This guy doesn’t even have powers and I would be scared shitless if he caught me jaywalking
Bruh, please do batman: year one and under the red hood, dawg you funny asf yo 😭😭😭
@TooTurntTokyo those will definitely get videos, I love those movies, Thank you for supporting the videos dawg I hope I made ur day🤟🏽
@bbad813 bro, I'm in the Army, and I showed my buddies your videos and they fucking love you dawg you didn't just make my day but you made theirs too bruh 😭🤣💯🔥
@TooTurntTokyo nah rs I love hearing that man, I appreciate the love, I do this to make people happy and I'm glad I did that for yall, thank you and your homies for Your service truly🙏🏽 I hope yall stay safe and keep enjoying the content
1:41 do you know the theme of this song?
If it weren't for Miller's comic series, we would have never had the Batman movies of the last 38 years.
True, at least the modern ones. Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight Rises and Zack Snyder’s BvS were heavily inspired by The Dark Knight Returns, and Matt Reeves’ Batman movie was heavily inspired by Batman Year 1.
@@docproc144nolan's batman was nothing compare to return of dark knight despite being animated these movies were more immersive
This really should’ve been Batman versus Superman the movie like the main plot of how they fight
The fact you keep calling him my GOAT in the video got me crying 😂😂😂
15:57 I don't think the Joker snapped his own neck, if you listen you hear Batman snap his neck before he falls. The rest is a hallucination from the blood-loss to convince himself he's still moral.
Bats Paralyzed him, but the joker used his psycho willpower to twist it the rest of the way off and end it.
@@maxmccullough8548 stop the cap
He killed him
Finally
@@maxmccullough8548it’s implied that joker is actually dead and the sequence is Batman’s imagination or spiritual connection to joker that its joker’s ghost talking to Batman. Batman actually killed joker by snapping his neck. When Batman picks up the handgun to shoot, he still hears joker laughing at him.
7:04 They likely do not, in fact, let the Joker of all people drink water. Black Mask found out about that, hell he probably was the one that told them "If Joker asks you for water, do NOT give him a glass, not sure about plastic cups, but at this point, do you wanna fuck around and find out?"
Lol "got him looking like the ridiculous logo" 😭
@@edgaramos4337 turned jit into origami😭
the fact that Batman is basically just a normal guy who takes his job way too seriously is literally dominating a man who can survive a nuke to the face will never not be unbelievable to me.
Power of money
And dead parents
This video is straight fire 🔥. Brother has more references than a wutang song.
@@joselombana8381 yessir thank you for the compliment my boy, hope you stick around🤟🏽
this gotta be madeinkorea with a voicechanger
Bro you watch madeinkorea too
BILLY RUNNERS!!
Bird house 🐦 🏠
Ofc@@towaldarichmond2851
Bro sput on joker bled everywhere and prbly sweat like a mf and the police investigating never once thought "hey check for DNA EVIDENCE"
Unless Bruce's DNA is on file, that won't work
@MapleovBacon he's a millionaire philanthropist with a big company and his face almost everywhere in Gotham and was born there I'm pretty sure they do
@@Pksean Given that he's a millionaire philanthropist with a big company and his face almost everywhere in Gotham and was born there I'm pretty sure he could have his DNA removed from the police's database
@@Pkseanbatman year one Bruce was already cleared and said to be not batman and year one is canon to dkr. And reason two Bruce lays low alot especially after he retired. So it's prolly not on file.
I agree with everything you said in this entire video absolute cinema And the way he starts yapping About how he goes through About how he goes through stuff like this on a daily basis is crazy cause he got a point He don't even got superpowers or anything like that he has to use his Minds and smarts and his money Get through fighting On a daily basis to save his city
You probably don't like being compared to people, so I'll save it, but definitely subscribed
@sirjohnsonthesecondofclanayeni I appreciate any comparisons man fr, ik ima make my name one way or the other, if anything comparisons show im doin sum right🤟🏽
@@bbad813just know you fit into a category of RUclipsrs all of which I watch and love. And your shit is JUST as fire
Not superman Diddy strays😂😢
22:00 then I got an actual ad LoL.🤦🏿
Yeah that was devious LMAO
@@black.sasuke.uchiha 😭😭yt got a sense of humor i swear
me too 💀
I said no way😭😭😭 imagine talking sht and yt is like lmfao right!
LMFAO FR NIGGA
Nah Batman got packed up round 1 lol
My favorite Batman movie. Plus i have the book. This came out in 86 and it changed the way all comics were writing. This is frank miller.
That Diddy line was wild 😂
Glazing joker as a batman hater gotta be the most free eats buffet I have ever seen for Joker
Its absolutely terrifying to know that the Joker was able to legitimately press batman after having been sitting around in an asylum for decades, that mf is wayyy too strong, no reason he should be able to actually fight that mf even after loosing an eye, getting stabbed in the shoulders, shot, and thrown and beat multiple times by batman himself
I love how this movie unironically showed Superman as the best bro. Homie literally got caught fist to fist with his best man and still held on.
That...man. Batman is built different though XD he was hella aura farming this movie
the wwe references, the kill count reference, nah you cultured bro you earned my sub
@ThornOfDespair thank you dawg, I appreciate the love fr🙏🏽
I liked that this batman was slower but he was stronger and tougher. And highley disrespectful.
Gotta be honest, I understood less than half of that. But I appreciate the enthusiasm!
seems like you’re just slow
That was great bro, your commentary is really funny. When I saw the ending for the first time where Supes realizes Batman is still alive and winks at Carrie to tell her that he knows and it's all good was peak. Clark and Bruce are without a doubt ride-or-die. The power of friendship literally won out in the end lol.
Bro, this is amazing. This is art. Thank you.
I Appreciate the love bro fr, I'm glad you fw it🙏🏽
Bruce really be built different fr, standing on business out of his retirement.
This is Batman, with no f givin 👍
“Undercover as Jada Pinkett Smith” is craaaaazy work.
An actual ad came on when you said commercial break
Didn't know what to expect when I clicked this video. I can gladly say it was worth it, it's been a minute since I've had a good laugh. Now to subscribe
@23:12 the girly scream from superman made laugh so hard soda shot out my nose.
@23:43 god the flashbacks i had to that one hulk game where he uses cars as boxing glove had me shook.
2:51
You don't know how loudly I yelled "ROXAS?!" What is bro doing here 😭
He’s waiting…
@infinityheart_tm9270 waiting to get the next batch of sea-salt icecream
6:52 bro started violating the joker, that shit has me genuinely tweaking harder than I've ever tweaked in my life
You have a gift, my friend.👏💯
i got an ad on the "we'll be right back"
Atleast this super man vs batman don't have batman using kryptonite every other move
Clark may be a fed, but he stay being a real one
No, david just hit me with a bat labelled with nostalgia
Pause at 8:06 and tell me I did not just see this nonsense
You indeed did see he nazi with nazi symbols on her tits
I was cruising RUclips for an intellectual Batman synopsis and found this masterpiece
@emmanueldark55 i wouldn't call this intellectual but damn am I glad you like it😭 I appreciate the love my boy🤟🏽
I love this guy, the only one who got me cackling and acting like a hyena
@katshaveagun thank you dawg, I really appreciate the love, im glad you enjoying the content🤟🏽
21:59 The fact i got an actual ad at this exact moment is crazy
Got hit with an ad right a the commercial break joke. 10/10
hands down, this batman is probably the only animated version that went ape shit.
This video feels like it was made 6 years ago.
My god the GOAT is back in Gotham
I remember seeing this as a child and wondering why 2 heros were fighting each other
My favorite part of this whole video is the sweet surprise of that PS1 spiderman song
I love this....omg....I'm laughing so hard at this whole video. My family thinks I'm dying in the bathroom. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Playco had me wailing💀
This video made me laugh so much lmao keep up the good work bro! 🔥
And you right Batman is THE GOAT. 💯🐐
this video is…..peak PEAK I TELL YOU 🗿🗿🗿
Thank you bro🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Gotta admit, Joker's death has been a long time coming. I know we the fans enjoy (most of) his antics because his showdowns with Batman are usually iconic, but seriously, he should be "Kill On Sight" for just about all law enforcement and military personnel WORLDWIDE.
16:02 Oh hell is that The Foreigner? Great pull.
I should not be laughing this hard 🤣
No hitting me with an actual add at the add break is crazy 😂😂
I need to see this movie or show PLEASE
Yeah letting crime run rampant in that verse and Superman not standing on values while also trying to arrest the one thing standing between gotham and its criminal underworld is crazy, like the cops not even tryna stop the real problems
This deserves way more views.
Got me laughing through my whole meal my dude😂😂
"im on multiversus" then proceeds to pull out a image of brawlhalla
its a shame they didnt animate the second book. its wildly unhinged and i love it.
love the commentary
Thank you dawg, hope you continue to enjoy the content🙏🏽 I appreciate the Love
3:40 I have never in my life seen anyone compare Mutant Leader to Chris Walker bro, this shi funny as hell 😭
Fun fact: Batman in this movie was voiced by Peter Weller aka RoboCop
Bro what is it wit the Wayne Gang and getting beat TF up wit crowbars🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:48 The MJ of the tweakout game. 😂 🤣
Joker had to show them youngins how it's done💀
Yo this deserves way more views, great edits
Fighters with large muscle mass also have their nerves exposed more at the one end of the muscle. I enjoyed Batman allude to that in the fight.
These references are elite
@sportclipshd7492 thank you dawg🙏🏽
When people ask me why Batman is my favorite, and that he's lame, I give them three reasons.
1. The Arkham series (SSKTJL ain't canon)
2. The Dark Knight trilogy
3. This movie
ok ok i fw the video man i won't lie, it's binge time
@idioticbimbim2080 yessir, thank you for the support dawg, I really appreciate it🙏🏽
You should check out the hands on the regular henchman dudes from the first episodes of Gargoyles. Every single one of em thought they were the MC
This channel is going to blow up couldn't belive you only have 5k subs
"RUSH HIM"
10:48 "girl, relax"
dude when he was talking about adbreaks i got an add right then and there like is it me or what
Wait till he reads the continuation of Dark Knight Returns in Batman Dark Knight Strikes Again, and Master Race. Golden Child kinda falls off because it felt like endgame in Master Race plus Batman gets yeeted into a Lazarus Pit and is no longer old.
I have😭 ion like anything after
@@bbad813Batman kicked a tyrannical Kryptonian groups butt that could nuke a city in Master Race. Dark Knight Strikes Again makes Dick Grayson the villain and Brainiac and Lex Luthor take over America.
Bro is actually one of the few people who made me like and subscribe, along with a comment below😭🙏
I love to hear that, hope to see you on future vids dawg🤟🏽
15:08 The way my head snapped up because I already knew 😭😭😭
One of the worst comic runs i swear😭😭
BBad flowed this recap bbut GGood.
Subbed.
😂😂😂😭😭 actually got me crying bro
Bro please do more vids your hilarious I was havin a bad ass day this shi crackin me up 😂
Bro u busted out the tokyo ghoul walking scene and I got Ptsd flashbacks of my 12 year old ass Sobbing
For those who are thinking "wow Batman got his sh-t rocked. He ain't how he used to be," let me stop you right there. Let me remind you that he is a 55 year old Bruce Wayne who hasn't been working out as much since his prime. He also is pretty rusty because of his inactivity working as the Batman, which is due to his retirement. But he still beat the f-ck out of all the mutants and finally killed the Joker. This man is a BEAST. He is vengeance. He is the night. He is BATMAN.
Bro said twistee treat 🔥 that’s how you know he from Florida fr