Michele Bachmann Wants to Spank Obama's Magic Wand
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- "Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) warned Monday that Republicans are in danger of losing control of the House of Representatives in 2014 if they let President Obama "wave his magic wand" and allow newly legal immigrants to vote. And as the congresswoman explained to conservative website WorldNetDaily, the only way to prevent this from happening is for Congress to give the president a "spanking" on immigration."*
Does Michele Bachman have any idea how funny she is? Really. Amid her factually-challenged rant against President Obama and immigration, she noted how the president had a "perpetual magic wand" which she'd like to "steal" and "spank." You make it too easy for us, Michele. Cenk Uygur breaks it down.
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her advisors must just be messing with her at this appointment. " yeah, yeah, that's a great line mrs bachman. yeah yeah, go with that, it's gold"
What is scary is that according to Nate, the Senate will be 50 Rep/51 Dems in 2014. He was spot on in 2012!
An Executive Order is NOT a magic wand. It is his right as the president to exercise it. And I have never heard a member of congress speak about "spanking" the president in my entire life. We have gone to the absolute outer limits of hate and crazy here. I'll be glad when Bachmann takes her ass back to Minnesota.
You never know, BBC could be the most searched term on her computer.
Is this what Bachmann thinks about on those lonely nights?
"All the new, legal Americans will have voting rights'," she can't even make herself understood. All legal Americans have the right to vote, new or old.
Maybe she thought that was a normal way to talk from her husband's "friends".
Giving the President a spanking? Who let this woman out of her straight jacket again?
She's probably just misinterpreting the things that her husband says about Obama.
I would like to volunteer for this deadly mission.
"So say we all"
He's not the only president who's had a magic wand, but she's heard that his is bigger.
I'd believe in Obama's magic powers a little more if just once he'd tell a republican bill, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS."
I don't hear any applause ...
... and that was a damn good performance by both of us.
I'm tellin' ya ... I get no respect!
Hidden in the back of Michelle Bachmans closet, you will find a black riding crop, thigh-high black latex rubber boots and a catwoman mask.
As a Norwegian i apologize for Michele Bachman actions as we sent her parent´s to america
Even though she is not from my district she still make kind of ashamed to be from Minnesota.
When Bachmann's done with Congress, can she be on Fox News or something just so we can keep getting lines like this?
Those are clearly threats and the secret service should go get her without doing any research on her background, and simply throw her in jail. I mean, she didn't even include the disclaimer "LOL JK" in the end. She's clearly threatening the president.
"THIS....IS...." and then just kick 'em into a well without finishing the sentence.
I laugh harder than when I watch Saturday night live. I can only shake my head. Shake my head and laugh.
Cenk, when are you really serious? You are funny man, its a compliment. I have subscribed to TYT cause of you. Appreciate your sense, almost!!
What magic wand is she even talking about? The guy barely passes anything, caves at every opportunity and opens negotiations with his opponent's positions. Magic noodle maybe? Magic wet fish? But wand? I see no wand.
In a world gone mad is it not us who will spank the president but the president that will spank us
I'd put my magic wand in Michelle Bachmann. As long as she didn't talk.
1:14 he should've said, "somebody should take his magic wand out of his hand and put it into her mouth"
It's a risk I'll have to take ... you know ... for the greater good.
Her eyes scared the shit out of me
You're still watching it.
You needs two hands and a firm grip to get that wand. It's so big, I don't know how Obama hides it.
She's not getting it at home....
You act as though theres a difference between the Republicans and Democrats, other than the Dems not being as openly racist, sexist, and homophobic.
You're an American hero. That is, if your mission is successful. If not, then I deny all knowledge of your existence.
Remember, Michele Bachmann's husband is gay, so she must be longing for a magic wand
Yeah, after she finishes her term in January of 2015
She should worry about the finance allegations the FBI is investigating.
So.. wait... did she say new legal Americans shouldn't be able to vote?
Am I missing something?
Does she know that the president doesn't make law, congress does?
"The way we spank the president" ... She has to know what she sounds like lol
Michele Bachmann isn't getting enough action at home.
Michele Bachmann obviously wants a mushroom stamp from Obama.
Is she referring to his "Magic Stick"?
Candy Shop comes to mind!
Thats what she gets for just talking to her husband.Every morning with the Fruit loops and the presidents magic wand. "Michele I had a dream about the president's magic wand...It was so angry!!" Was it Marcus? Was his wand angry?
Between Sarah Palin making comments about Obama needing to "grow" a stick and this comment from Bachmann... the conservative harpies just need to sack up and admit that they want to screw the President... not in the figurative sense, either.
Never have politics been so hilariously uncomfortable :)
Do you think she will play with Glenn Rices and her husbands coworkers magic wands again too
I don't like Obama, but I DESPISE Bachmann. She doesn't understand America...AT ALL.
LMAO
Yep ... definitely heroic of me ... isn't it?
Good job here! Way to go, Cenk!
Yeah, because 2 terms isn't the maximum a president can get. Oh, wait....
no, not at all, really. It's offensive to Bachmann, not women.
Who even let her be elected??
I sincerely doubt Michele Bachmann could spell "innuendo" on a bet, let alone understand what one IS...
I think she's thinking about her fantasies again
I have a RAGING clue....
This is similar to Sarah Palin's desire to have Obie grow a ' big stick. '
Welcome to the Gaff Factory starring Michele Bachmann.
Yes
lmao @ cenk. "michelle, i know your husband is gay.....but bring it down" i fucking love it.
Bachman musta borrowed her husbands checkbook......his leather checkbook with spikes on it.
CENK: Oh,he's got a *perpetual* magic wand.
ROFLMAO
That's what I'm saying, I've been saying that for years. A Freudian case study.
I'll show my magic wand to create frosting for you. Lol!
Good of you to take one for the team. Although if it doesn't work, I'm blaming you.
We all know her husband won't...
No, that's a president for you. Democrat or republican.
M/B is a collective gaff machine!!
-Annnnnnnnd once again,this is why we have a democrat as a president .....
Obama's got the magic stick. Him and 50 cent.
It sounds like Bachmann has been reading "Fifty Shades of Gray" again...
Sarah Palin and Bachmann are definitely cut from the same cloth. I would expect Sarah Palin to make the same stupid Magic wand and spanking comment
She watches Mandingo every night till her fingertips bleed.
I can see what Bill Maher means about people like this. They're comedy!
I didn't take what she said as sexual at all. I guess it's it's just Cenks' perverted mind
Pretty much
No, now she just scares the adults.
and while we're referencing movie quotes if they say "this is madness" what do we want him to say?!! : D
spanking, , magic wand , check books ? , i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going .
Freud would have had her committed.
Exit secure, escape plan and getaway vehicle, I like how you think.
Did he just reference a song from 2003, that nobody else remembers?
Yeah, well, we all know she's living with her husband, who is gay. She doesn't get much action.
I think she puts the innuendo in there because it makes people pay more attention to what she is saying.
yes
Freud would love this woman and her increasingly frequent parapraxes.
Obama's wand is muscular and magic
And give her my magic wand
I'd guess a vast majority of them are.
You know what they say when you go black you never go back :)
Freud would've had a field day with her.
Hate fuck? Good call.
3. If someone is gay then they may be more likely to not satisfy a women in a relationship sexually because they are less motivated to partake in sex with someone they are not sexually attracted to.
weather judging her husband to be gay for demonstrating what he sees as feminine behavior or not plays on a negative stereotype of homosexuals or not could probably be argued.
Sure, just think about what happens after.
There are white wizards, black wizards, and red wizards, i have not heard mention of the yellow wizards,yet,this decade. maybe later.
sniff...so brave.... (wipes tear)
She had to have known what she was sating this has got to be a stunt because if not throw out the blond jokes and start the republican jokes
Obama should do the state of the union in that outfit.
magic wand + slap ....ON THE FACE XDD
Obama's magic wand? As far as magical figures go, I know about Harry Potter, I read Harry Potter, and you, Obama, are no Harry Potter.
(Maybe more of a Cornelius Fudge)
damn it you took my line
Marcus ain't taking care of it. Michelle baby if you want some of that blackness just go for it girl. She ain't bad looking