Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
- Tim examines watching atrocities in a grocery store, finance guys being overworked, the Pop-Tart movie, Gaza influencers, Eurovision and the collapse of the restaurant industry.
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00:00 Jerry Seinfeld's Duke Commencement Speech
08:16 Bari Weiss' Wife's New Book
09:45 Finance Guys Being overworked
19:37 Netflix's Unfrosted Review
33:23 Gaza Influencers
40:53 Eurovision
56:54 The Collapse Of The Restaurant Industry
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Thank you Tim for being brave enough to speak out against the horrific war crimes being perpetrated by Netflix.
Dont forget about his courage to bring forth the war crimes of Ellen DeGeneres
@@jaxokreamnever forget
I disagree. Free Netflix!
And for shining a light on crimes against humanity committed (performed) at the Eurovision contest!
@@mikelambert468 Get out, NOW!
Watching this show makes me feel a little better about losing my mind.
Makes you feel like you have a really good reason huh?
Same
nailed it 👆
Amen to that..
you’re meant to think you’ve lost your mind, you are one of the few that haven’t. the worlds gone mad m8
For anyone else who needed to hear the song again 48:12
Thank you 🙏
Post a link someone
Its so hard😂😂😂
I did need that, thank you.
Legend comment
This show kept me out of the military
God bless America
You owe Tim your life now
To sell subprime mortgages?
"Jumping out the window of your luxury apartment is better than not owning a luxury apartment at all"
Mr. Tenpenny of Tenpenny Towers from Fallout 3 Approves This Message 🌇
Thanks tips.
Thats just life in the big city
Wish em well 🏌🏼
I don't agree at all but I get his point. I am broke as shit and very happy.
"You really thank God for black people after Eurovision" Tim is an American treasure
That was my favorite line in the episode! 😂😂😂
It's campy and bad on purpose! I feel sorry for anyone that did not experience EuroVision in the way it was intended. It was a cheeky event
43:20
@@christilivs8703true but it doesn't require much talent or soul 😂
@@christilivs8703 - Fuck Eurovision. It's just another piece of brainwash and agenda. I was at work last week and one woman asked me if I watched it. I said that of course I didn't. But let me guess: A trans person won. She answered: A non binary.
Shocker. Who saw that coming.
And no, it's not bad on purpose. It's just bad.
"do you like the taste of fire?........... Morgan & Morgan is one of the best law firms..."
top 5 eps ever.
“Summers here”
Oh my god, I am literally shaking and am emotional listening to that song by the Israeli woman. Thank you Tim for sharing it!
“A billion dollars is like god, it’s there but not for everybody”
Tim quote of the year so far 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I read this then Tim says it
Lmao
The song sealed this as a top 10 episode.
The song will live on long after us. Rivers of blood!
That and the service industry bit were top tier Dillon!
I hope everyone realizes were witnessing Chris Farley / norm Mcdonald tier level comedy. People are going to watch this in 50 years the same way people go to Montemart to appreciate Salvador Dalis artwork. What an amazing time to be alive.
I'm relatively new to Tim Dillon fandom, and I appreciate his humor and big heart.
Enlarged heart*
"Do you like the tasteeee of my gunnnn" 😭😭🤣
I'm gonna have this song stuck in my head for at least a week 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Better than some of the BS that’s on the radio today lol
That voice! Haunting. Gravelly. Dynamic. This is my vision for fixing Eurovision.
Epic
This is what i refer to when my family members ask if i watched the news
Yup - Tim delivers the best 60 minutes each and every week.
Yes!!! SAMEEEE
Except when he doesn't for like 3 weeks 😂
Then say WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
48:15 arguably the greatest Eurovision Song Contest entry ever, or surely up there alongside ABBA in 1974.
I cried laughing during the song. Thank you, Tim, I needed that. Will be coming back and replaying it often for the foreseeable future
“Do you like the taste of my gun?”
It really slaps.
In your baby's mouth...
"my gun's in your mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuthhhhhhh!!"
She be kickin'
The proper name for this masterpiece imo should be "it's not a genocide"
"This pop tart thing.... Worse somehow" 😂
It really is painfully unfunny.
@@num3williewhy are you watching this RUclips video if you didnt think that was funny. That joke is Tim dillions comedy In a nutshell.
Unfrosted was hilarious
@@num3willie Yeah the poptart garbage movie is painfully unfunny like all of hollyweird today... good point
😆 the very second I ran to the comments and your is the first one 😆
This is a work of art. Millions of years of evolution and this is our pinnacle. Send this podcast into space carved into a golden plate. Your rendition of “Hurricane” will echo into the universe forever letting all things know that we are humans and we did it. We created a Tim Dillon.
I woke up at 2 in the morning to Tim Dillon singing “do you like the taste of my gun in your mouth.”
Don’t leave Spotify running when you sleep.
The faces Tim was making while the song was playing, omg!!!! 😂😂💀💀💀
Even the Pig was scandalized by those lyrics, but the voice was haunting and undeniable.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t laughed so hard in quite a while
Felt like he was actually proud of his work for once. I get it. Shit was art
Eric Cartman looks good in green ❤
Eric Mc Cartman more like
Hahaha, if Cartman grew up! That’s Tim Dillon!!!
Bobby Hill
50:38 so heart warming.
when he screamed blooooooooooooooood.. i felt that. Would definitely buy it looking forwards to the vinyl release.
In Seinfeld, one recurring joke or theme was Jerry’s lifelong obsession with breakfast cereal. Always had about 10 boxes lined up in the kitchen in every episode. I assume Netflix used AI to generate a new script based off something from the old show and you can’t change my mind 😂
This is my favorite news channel.
This podcast is my 60 Minutes.
Most def my only news source😂❤
OMG when Tim started singing I was dying laughing at work
Holy f**** you're not kidding !!!! 🤣
Haha same!
Omg 🤣🤣🤣 before he starts singing I go “this is nice… see this is why I like Tim… overall balanced guy”
Lmao same
I really should have known better than to expect that Tim would actually play the real song 💀😂 His version is better anyway lmao
Had to pause the video during Eden's song to catch my breath 😭😭
“My job doesn’t require that much , it requires just enough! That’s why I do it.” -mood of anyone in finance or accounting working from home looking busy. Dang daddy this was a good episode.🤣🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Tim Dillion, fake business owner, comedian, philosopher, and power bottom
Therapist To The Stars.
Athlete.
Hes a power bottom? I thought he would just lay there in and out of consciousness from mixing xans and wine.
Pillow princess
Don't forget critically acclaimed Eurovision Musician.
Tim seems like he’d be a selfish lover, pause.
“Bury their bodies in the dust” kinda slaps
The title is Hurricane but those are of course among the song's best lyrics
i missed the liquid death ad so i made sure to go back and listen to it
Hands down, some of Tim's best work. Love ya buddy
That song shouldn't have gone that hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tim went OFF
Greetings from Kazakhstan…
I was half paying attention as usual and 30secs in, I was like.... TIIIM BOY!!? Crushed me 😂
@anthonysherbun1751 the best is when you're half listening to Tim while doing errands and you get hit with a classic
Like his Epic Morgan and Morgan rant a year ago. Shit almost made me crash my car
I laughed so hard hahahaha that song omg the dark humor on a next level😂
That song bit was the best response to Israel's participation in Eurovision I've seen so far 🤣
End of discussion
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i fuckin cried
How can one person be this gifted at comedy and singing
Used to wait for JRE.. now I wait for Tim Dillon Show and MSSP. And the wait is ovaaaaah
Same
The pipeline to Warmode
Self report lol
Cumtown and the TD show are the only things that don't rot my brain
@@Skip_Passover Sounds like there's not much to rot.
Laughing hysterically at my cubicle when u played that song....
Amazing what you're doing to support those kids in Gaza. You keep us sane Tim Dillon.
You mean Hamas human shields? Blame Israel instead of who actually forced those kids there
@@randomdude189 omg I love you bots
@@randomdude189you sound insane lol
@@hadeelmasoudi3308so genuinely curious does hamas use them as human shields? Like do they hide in schools and apartments or something?
Bro, preach about the chef life! 100% accurate representation of the current state of the culinary industry!
To the dude who always writes 'weekly reminder that Timmy D needs his own radio station on GTA VI' where u at my guy?
That was the finance guy that died. RIP
He's playing Warzone.
OD
He dead!
He set himself on fire in front of Rockstar.
That song took me tf out😂😂😂
That EUROVSION SONG Gave me the best Laugh this year......,you funny funny man !!! EDEN GALLANTE Too frikken good !! 🤣🤣
Hurricane not only brings tears to my eyes, but it’s the greatest song of 2024. Thanks for sharing Tim🙏
finally, I can get on with my Saturday
Its thursday
@@Ahmadddd3321 that's why its funny.
Crying at the Eden Golan song. . Wasnt expecting that. So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 times I almost passed out laughing. My stomach 😱😂 omg!!! 🤣
It’s not genocide it’s a song 💀
Seinfeld shilling for Pop tarts is Red 40 behavior
The movie portrays Kelloggs in a bad light. It’s not funded by Pop Tarts at all. Still sucks ass tho.
bro is red 40 maxxing on god no cap
Any Press is good Press
Damn, spot on comment m8.
Yeah, but who owns Red 40 and the color Blue? That's what i wanna know.
You're not sorry don't fucking lie to us tim
he probably is a tiny bit..let’s not forget he would drop us like a hot stone for a Netflix Series. Who wouldn’t bro,who wouldn’t!?
Apologies are bullshit. Tim would be the first person to tell you this.
As a matter of fact, he's probably excited!!!
lying=caring. I dont blame you, that lecture was held during the proch-era. welcome to the pigs horde of conquest, novice
I unsubscribed to the Patreon. There are more reliable ways to waste $5 a month.
The song literally almost killed me. Hahah
Make them into vapor!!! Make them into dust!!! Wow I felt that in my heart 😭😭
I'm not anti-pop tarts, I'm just pro-toaster strudel.
Do you remember the savory ones?
Whaaaaaa? What flavors?
Those little frosting packets did a lot of work to elevate the toaster strudel
Pop tarts control the central banking system.
@@crakhaed The buttery flakey goodness alone of toaster strudels made them better than pop tarts. The icing packet was just the icing on the...cake?
"CAN I DO A MOVIE ABOUT THE YODEL?? I WANNA DO A MOVIE ABOUT THE YODEL!!" I'm crying
An epic Show. I love every word that comes out of Tim's mouth. There are so many layers of everything he says. He brings light to this insane world. When I take this world seriously my heart breaks for the everyday people. It makes me feel powerless against the elite's agenda, but Tim makes me realize that we are all feeling the same way.
HAHAHAHAHA dude the last part of the pod had my dying LMAO
Tim's Irish accent was pure Edinburgh.
All that fringe fest, probably.
Ireland is 🏳️🌈
Holy shit that song was incredible 😂😂😂
Lol the deli counter scenario is too funny and accurate 🤣 😂
“Do you like the taste of my gun??” - song of the year
Can’t believe you got her to agree to play her song. Absolute banger
"DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT!?" made me burst out laughing at my desk.
He's right. I was gonna bitch to myself about my well paying job and watch a podcast but no one forced me to pursue a stressful but paying job
I just read this in Tim’s voice by default 😂
It's like a much much worse & unexpected Christmas day whenever Tim finally decides to drop a new pod
as a teacher, listening to tim’s finance guy post was funny
Agreed. There is nothing more human than sending pop tarts to Gaza
😂😂
This is a war crime.
They don't have electricity, are they supposed to eat them UNTOASTED, you ABSOLUTE MONSTER??
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Tim Dillon will go down as this eras greatest philosopher. THE BEST OF ALL TIME.
The fact that he weaves truth into satire with his discussion about the investment banking death build your case formidably.
A great philosopher would know that the reason the kids protested Seinfeld was because his wife is funding violent counter protestors.
@@Rodrifuuu I dont even need to read anything to make an argument that of course they are. I also kinda hope they are. Controversy sells.
If you really think Tim is this eras greatest philosopher then you need a bike helmet glued to your head like Joe Dirt's hair.
I agree.
Timmy singing that Israel song is comedy gold. The restaurant bit is on point and glad someone is saying so
I start most mornings with you so that my tone is sarcasm all the day long. It’s the only way I can handle life now. lol
Thank you!!
There are rivers of blood.
Let us take a moment of silence for the most beautiful words ever sung by a singer.
We need a clip of just the song please. Somebody. Please. 😭😭😭😭😭😂 I’m living on the laughter generated by this fucking song.
Not since listening to "We are the world" have I felt this inspired.
Tim kinda sounds like Michael Bolton when he sings 😂😂😂😂
Then "the babies mouth" dropped, I lost it. 🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
Do you like the taste of fire?...
Yeah that’s when the wind broke through the teeth for me too.
I knew Tim was gonna have something to say when he’s one of 3 working comedians not in the Pop Tarts movie 😂
No fucking way when it was him singing I haven’t laughed so fucking hard in so long … this is truly a 1 of 1.. he is comedy. Art. 😮💨😂
Had to come back and listen to the song again. lol genius
Dang I never knew Israel was a part of Europe. Crazy how it’s on a completely different continent
...and Russia
@@beejereeno2 Well, Russia IS in Europe lol. Moscow and Saint Petersburg (2 biggest cities) are literally in Europe.
Eastern Russia, on the other hand, is in Asia (probably 60%-70% of the country).
Australia participates too
In their defense, Europe did create the country
It couldn't be more European
Coffee is for closers. Sudden stress-induced death is for everyone else.
All I wanted was a set of steak knives...
I always wondered why I get a new financial advisor every few years
If you just gave me the new leads i could close them!
That song was lit 😂
As a chef for the last 25 years, Tim is so spot on about restaurants. I miss the good times
Can Tim finally achieve peace in the middle east?
Jerry Seinfeld- we do not wish him well for the pop tart movie.
Shoulda kept his mouth shut
Jerry is just cringe overall. Idk how ppl in the 90s thought it was funny.
@@Lurnnnnnnshit was fire back then. But I was raised by boomer parents so what do I know
Very poignant and emotionally evocative song akin to Adele or Enya. Beautifully done. Thank you.
I'm working listeningnto this. I had to stop it becaus I laughed so hard
I don’t know what is going on here but the Tim Dillon show needs to be like twice a week
It is if you support his Patreon
Seinfeld blaming woke people for the fact his poptart movie sucked is so sad. His ego has completely killed his career. Goes to show how much of seinfeld was all Larry David
Yes. He is insane.
I think he’s showing signs of Parkinson’s though
but he's looks so cool driving around in a tiny vintage porche and glaring at the poors from behind $500 sunglasses, he's so in touch with his audiences!
Lol sure
Yeah Larry David is still a man of the people because of the self loathing, Seinfeld's ego is massive by comparison
I dropped out of calculus and started working at a Deli, and I can confirm that he nailed it. And that experience convinced me to split the difference and do a degree in Business - Accounting
Tim low key crushing on Netflix CEO.
The song made me spit my coffee! Then i put it on repeat x10
48:16 😂 you fooled me. " it's not genocide " the craziest song that explain why she got kicked out 😂❤
I was listening to this episode while working and out of nowhere, the part where Tim starts belting the Eurovision song came on. Tell me he wouldn't make it at least to Hollywood on American Idol.
That song low key slaps as the kids say
I work at Walmart in the deli slicing meat. Tim described us so well lol
I saw Tim last week at The Comedy Store for his "Netflix is a Joke" set along with his friends Bill Burr, Whitney Cummings, Bobby Lee, Annie Lederman etc. The lineup & show was ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why’d you list all those no-name F-list talent ppl that no one’s ever heard of in the same breath as our savior and pig? Dis-GUST-ing
That’s like saying early Tom segura and Louis black or Louis CK and mark maron… that shits wildly offensive, vato
Cool story brah
Tim is the voice of reason we should listen to
sitting in the parking lot and a yellow jeep with "poptart" on the side pulled up next to me while listening to this
Tim Dillon- Unregistered Unlicensed Unasked For Therapist to the Stars..
We wish him well..
48:10 was one of the greatest things ive heard all week.
Last 5 years maybe more like it
I rely on this program for my news. This was an important update on comedy films and European music scene, I didn't realize the atrocities being committed.
My job gives me existential dread and watching Tim makes me realize while true it’s also hilarious
im a huge fan of Eurovision and your show, seeing yall together is everything
USA not part of it.
They aren't in the EBU but I feel like Tim could rep Luxembourg (highest per capita income in the world) or one of the countries that never participate despite being members, like Libya, Egypt or the Vatican!
@@LimorG bro, i wanna see the Vatican do a crusader themed rap on stage
@@WholesomeBookworm guys in the background riding round in a popemobile swinging a halberd