ILLEGAL CRAWFISH RACING OLYMPICS
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2015
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The crawfish are my friend's pets and they are alive and well. it was warm outside. also, kids do it for fun too :)
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I was hoping the genetically modified crawfish was a fucking lobster lol
Too expensive i guess
erkoltol but is it really? lol I mean it's like $23/Lb so a 1lb one would be pretty pricey i guess.
+spartan1010101 more expensive than that rc drone?
huskey ranger I imagine someone already owned it lol i don't think people keep lobsters as pets though
+spartan1010101 Me too, that would've been interesting.
>Go for a walk in the park
>See a little person beating up a black guy with broccoli
>A drone joins the battle with uncertain motivations
>Have to find some way to keep living in this world
If you can't beat them, join them.
+dirtnastyish stop using greentext on youtube
John Doe its a meme you dip
+dirtnastyish LOL
+dirtnastyish This is RUclips not 4chan.
"some kids died in the coal mines last time" So much LORE
DurvalDavi Which video is this referencing?
The Filthy Frank Universe would make for a real kickass D&D Campaign
Their high you can even see them toking on a joint if you can tell their is a lot of improve a lot of it was just him just being stoned with some random guys in a weird ass shesh
+Alberto Gonzo Porn
you make me ashamed to smoke cannabis
2k likes
Crazy to think that this was how Frank made the chromosomes to escape to the Negi realm.
asiangangster007 read the book too
Thanks to safari man
The book is so good
@Comrade Chungus no this is real frank in disguise
I'd do that too if i was stuck in newyork
still more action than the mayweather vs. manny fight
y u cant spell paquioao?
Why can't you spell Pacquiao ?
Yep
Donsoa οr Tour de France...
Zion Robison Paquasomething
When he said "genetically modified crayfish", I legit though he was gonna put a lobster in the box.
Steve Tabernacle that would have been better 🤔
Too expensive though.
Same
Joseph Sebest lol
I did too! lol
if you read francis of the filth you know why this exists
Thank you Safari Man
Spoiler alert he gets the chromosomes
And that is how frank got safari man's house lol
TurtlesTopia XD *apartment
That book was fucking great
"Genetically modified crawfish"
- Brought mice
Lmao😂😂😂
I love it when I'm watching FilthyFrank videos and I see recent comments 😔🤙
Aww someone just liked my comment 🖤
No they are genetically modified crawfish, not mice
@@poweringdom.1552 thank you for being here at this time :)
@@reck7346 your welcome :3
Frank films himself getting waterboarded and nobody cares. Frank goes on camera smoking a cigarette and everyone's all upset. grow up.
+Osborne Kex it was pot
JP Huffinstuff Beats it is most likely a jay but that's kind of beside the point.
+JP Huffinstuff Beats how do you know? Who smokes weed in the middle of central park?
+Osborne Kex no, I mean like most people think it's a cigarette
+Shizz2333 he was in Japan. I have absolutely no idea their policy on weed is, but here in Toronto no one really cares.
I fucking died when I saw "Manny Pacquiao".
+Some neon green (Handsome potato) wait, where/when did it say that?
+Nathan Shepard 0:38, didn't you watch the video?
I *DID* WATCH THE VIDEO BUT I TOTALLY DIDNT CATCH THAT HAHAHA
not getting it
+hennis Manny is a Filipino boxer
Is this the same illegal crawfish race in the book?
Nope
I'm pretty sure this is anime exclusive filler you know, to expand the universe a little.
No the one in the book at least 2 event prior. As Frank mentions him and alpha have no beef establishing that they are friends. They become friends in the book. Also during the last event they mention kids dying in a coal witch did not happen in the book
Stove_PhD perhaps not so much, but I’m pretty sure that last scenes reference was completely intentional, with drone going as far as to chase Alpha Centurion, as he ran away, although not with chromosomes
@@aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae2144 okiii
So according to the book. That's the real Frank. And all cases of Failed Kamikaze pilot Frank are the real Frank in disguise hiding from Chin Chin.
Then who is fake frank?
@@kingoftheorient anytime "frank" is wearing sunglasses it's the fake frank sent by chin chin
@@whydoyoucare5 lol
I need to read that fucking book
@@russelleustace2038 What the hell is the book ?
I want Brock Lee as Mortal Kombat X DLC.
Yeah, with Prometheus too!
THEEPICVIDEODUDE Yeah, that and a Cory in the House Expansion Pack.
THEEPICVIDEODUDE holy shit yes
Ansel what about thomas and friends?
Kakka Carrot Cake i just want mr sack for mkx man
People complaining about FF smoking as if he's some role model lmao
I'm complaining because he doesn't pass that shit :c
***** LMAO
MrQw34ful Ayy lmao
same profile pic
Lol he's like an anti role model...
"I'm a failed Kamikaze pilot... I couldn't DIE"
When I heard this, I was Dieing.
It's like you're the target Franku's supposed to crash into
nice you did something he could not.....
*dying
girlfriend: ugh he's probably with another girl right now
what he's actually doing:
It’s overused please stop
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL!
@@sergiomarquina4553 but it's true!
He's a rankanfile
Can we just take a sec to appreciate that a drone is chasing a shirtless midget holding broccoli for beating up a black man at a crawfish race?
😂😂😂😂😂
Was thinking the same exact thing 😂
666 likes
Shut up
no shit, we all saw the same thing
i wonder if these crawfish ever expected to be in this. like. Think about it. minding your own buisness, then random guys scream at you and throw wads of money, while mice fuckin...run around everywhere while a midget beats a black man up with broccoli. These crawfish are the real champs in this shit.
They were born ready
+NES Hat Kid give me your fucking hat
this makes me erect
+Rin Yuki Where is your profile picture from? I need to know for... research.
Fa Mulan Samuel Lacey Kuroinu kedakaki Seijo Wa Hakudaku ni Somaru
"I'm from "downtown Louisiana" that ain't no damn crayfish that's a mouse." 😂😂😂
Imagine walking in the park and stumbling upon a group of guys screaming at crawfish in a pizza box
I would join
And a midget beating up a full grown black dude with broccoli them chased by a drone...
I'd join
A clip revealing that they're also now at the race and screaming at the participants would have made this even better
"Yo pey up maeng."
He literally just turned into Trick2g.
+Evan Sines he lowkey scarface
"FilthyFrank has just uploaded..."
It is time.
Nyeeees
Indraroh I couldn't wait fo dat new fap material
Oh boy
Indraroh best "pets & animals" channel on youtube
Indraroh DAMN STRAIGHT SAND KING
This video honestly has so much more lore now that the book has come out.
“For twenty years I was a failed kamikaze pilot.” Best freaking line he ever said.
The question I have is how the hell was Frank able to get Manny Pacquiao to participate in the race?
+Caleb Umberger I think you're the dumb one because it's obvious he was joking
+Caleb Umberger nope, you are
I think you're all stupid for not acknowledging Manny Pacquiao actually being there.
+Caleb Umberger how many times were you dropped on your head? Queef stain
are you junk or doping
>brock lee
>broccoli
well played franku
ojamalio (g)old
Damn son, now I get it.
ojamalio oh shit
My god I didn't even notice :|
***** ...
Read the book!!! This is not fake frank, but real frank in disguise
What book?
@@ericaz5453 The Bible of Filth
@@ericaz5453 disgusting
That Manny Pacquiao XD I frikin died XD
"I was a failed kamikaze Pilot in WW2 for *20 Years*"" Oh I love you Frank
Mr Mundy fake frank
there will be a war...
"i just couldn't die"
Fake Frank is immortal
I think this was fake frank before chin chin paid him with chromosomes
FF, the only show where you can see a midget getting chased by a drone.
Isn't life grand?
The moment I read this comment that moment started
SmashNerd 3 Lmfao.
Racerhottie04 Meh, sometimes. Frank though is a good picker upper.....which is a metaphor for my cock........ :}
lol ikr
This video still holds up 7 years later lmao what a great laugh
I miss papa Franku so much
@@redskijao3463ye 🥲 come pack papa
Hoping to fight manny and brock lee
I need this from the crawfish perspective
i love watching the confused people in the background just watching a shirtless midget beat up a black guy with two pieces of broccoli before getting chased by a drone
They witnessed history being made
@@lil_beanie4205 damn right. also, it's not everyday that i get to reply to something so recent on these videos.
I'll always be here
This is like one of those adult swim site show
+wai4TH ৳ Fish Center lol?
oh yeah what was that asian show where they had them doing crazy stunts and voiced them over with english?
@ J Beezers it was called Banzai! I think
.
F*CKS ADULT SWIMS!!!!!
“No genetically modified crayfish harmed during this film”
Fed to pet snake
Many people don’t know it, but this is a major turning point in Frank’s career. From this event alone he is able to harvest almost two million chromosomes and gains the power to contest even Chin Chin.
Actually he got only 1900000 chromosomes, which was how safari man lost his house
Did I just see an Asian little person beat up a black man with broccoli?
Man, Filthy Frank is gold.
They prefer the term 'midget'.
he ain't asian
yeah he is
check his vines -.-
Nemanja Tomic Rip vine
I wonder what people walking past think of a shirtless dwarf beating a black guy with two bits of broccoli over a crayfish race
I don't know where this was filmed,but if it's Japan people will just think "just another usual day"
Niko The Bosnian this was in america
Niko The Bosnian They had Americn money and black people, dat ain't no asia.
sheepsnoop shep kamikaze failure frank was throwing in some yen
"Thanks obama."
Watching this again, and I realize now "Brock Lee" is just a fucking play on words for Broccoli!
I thought it was just supposed to be a black verison of Rock Lee from Naruto this whole time!
I thought the same thing lol
could be both tbh
Bruh I realised it the second i saw his name lol.
I'm always happy to find Filthy Frank content that I didn't see before, this was so good
2,000 yen is only 18 bucks haha
Still a sizable raise of a bet.
Golden Goodra I suppose
22-24 I just did some exchange rn
+Alex Style I got $19.88
+Alex Style That's currency fluctuation for you!
So failed kamikaze frank is the imposter?
no, Kamikaze frank is an alternate universe frank where he failed to kill himself in a kamikaze, imposter frank could be chin chin.
But how can someone fail to killthemselfs lol?
By not dying when the attempt is made
+Gabedoescallofduty wow!
if he is an alternate universe frank then impostor is Magic Man
You know y they call them crawfish cuz they crawl
If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Lanky Kong 69 linkin park even wrote a song about this phenomenon called "crawling"
Lanky Kong 69 that’s the worst fucking joke I’ve ever heard
Filthyfrank should be on adult swim
Imagine what the random people walking by are thinking of
"What was that all abou-"
Imagine random people walking by and beting money
Stfu
I always do, makes me laugh so much harder (hello from a year later)
raising the bet to 2000 yen wow 17 dollars in us currency
Lick My Popsicle >the joke
>your head
but he was also making a joke though...
They were actually betting chromosomes on the dl. The money was just a facade.
Lick My Popsicle I have seen this before it was a softcore porn
I know you're in a wheelchair. So I'll break your arms
7 years later and my favorite part is still the Mexican trumpet playing in the background
Imagine being a cop, running your daily route and just seeing - *this*
It's hard to tell when Papa Franku's warnings are real.
Ikr? Especially with the robot voice it makes it sound not serious
I know right lol
I feel like it's on purpose so all the people who throw a tantrum over the existence of warnings will think it's meant to be a joke, and not cry all over the comments. x3
but ur illuminati, shouldn't u know everything?
OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoah.. Pookie, Brock Lee and the Shaman in one video.. If only Dade was there too. Rip in Peace :c
felch After CHINCHIN sacrifice he will be back.
felch rest in peace in peace?
Wait you just said R.I.P in peace. R.I.P already means rest in peace so you just said rest in peace in peace lol. I'm sorry I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything just saying
He did that on purpose lol, its something thst people who watch montage parodies and i guess reddit and that shit do
Jayla Browne You are a great candidate for /r/iamverysmart
Aka: how Frank got his apartment
5:55 mini Rich Brian
one of the crawfishes was dead as hell
i want friends like these :/
wish i had friends in general
wish i had friends in general
Jake Plissken yea... that too
+Jake Plissken same
Better sacrifice those chromosome boys
After reading the book looking back on the videos is crazy
Seriously!
@THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF Amazon is where I got it
There is a book? What realm?
KEK Freedom Heritage in the Amazon luxury realm
This is in the book that frank made they were actually betting for chromosomes
@alexvsarna nah lol he lied about that
Can you release the instrumental to FIlthy Frank Anime Hunter?
Potatofarm71 // MAYMAY MASTER youre everywhere mayne
Ｃｏｄｏｆｔ
Yes I am
Potatofarm71 // MAYMAY MASTER Yes
Ｃｏｄｏｆｔ just like chin chin
dont ask wehere you can find chin chin, chin chin is everythwere
shiyt dude thsijbk keyboard sukscs
Potatofarm71 // MAYMAY MASTER TheEditerEmh has it
crawfish in my skin
+☆bidness★ 3edgy5me
this race they will not win
+amazingjenisnotonfire confusing what is a genetically modified crawfish
+☆bidness★ These wounds, they krill cod eel
EDGY
4:09 I started dying when frank started hitting the ground so the poor crawfish could inch closer to the finish line
7 years later and this is still the funniest shit I’ve seen on RUclips
Filthy Frank's channel has evolved to the point where every video is pure ecstasy. Love the new characters that have been introduced in the past year or so and the various types of videos he's been making so far.
Now I know the weeaboos, feminazis, and the white Ferguson cops are out to get me for saying that, but hey, Papa Franku's totally worth it
RaveCat3000 1-800-Gay-Bluebird
See u soon sexy
Mark Watson I like your profile pic.
Give me the link. NOW.
It's for eh...my friend yeah,he wants to uh...do some research yeah.
Matthew Panini "ITS SCIENCE DAD"
Mark Watson No but really give me the link,i need new material.
RaveCat3000 I'm horny for that bird ass.
It's a good thing Alphacenturion showed up late for the race. I hear he had a bad experience with rodents-I mean, uh... Genetically modified crawfish. I asked him about it last week at the 12th annual Crawcon and he just curled up in a fetal position and started shouting something about "my mama's recipe".
AceAttorny I feel bad about shaman. fucking guy fieri gave him ptsd.
Ayy lmao
purplepalm treeman It's not guy fieri, it's dude fieri! Remember the name fuckers!
Me, a Filipino watching the video: *Sees someone that looks like Manny Pacquiao"
Name of the person: Manny Pacquiao
Me: *lol*
*AHAHAHAHAHAA* Can't believe that his there Lmao
Same
Is because we all look the same
still one of the best videos on youtube ever legit.
I barely got the Brock Lee joke.
Jesus Garcia look at what his holding
Thythe Crakeer I know. After I looked at his name and holding the broccoli I finally figured it out.
I'm ashamed by how long it took me.
It was my 6th time watching when I realized what the joke was
300th Like
What am I doing with my life
Something very good
Let's play a game called; Find the Hungarian!
+ChannelNotFound found it 8).
Ending it
"Downtown Louisiana" still kills me
The way BrockLee pointed using his broccoli in 5:26
Kamikaze failure frank has replaced the real papa, The real frank is searching for pink guy with the scent of gourmet shrimp
+rpavic3 in the rice fields looking for pink guy
he will, when he uploads a lore video.
+StalinTheAnarchist Kamikaze Frank and Fake Frank both uses mices
+StalinTheAnarchist I love your profile pic
Um the toilet Sriracha shrimp came after this
First time I saw a midget getting chased by a drone
+Juhani Palo And it was glorious
+Mr. Struggle Snuggle it truly was
You need to get out more, then.
No, I live in sweden. And also you're way to serious to be on the interwebs
+Juhani Palo It was a joke. I was trying to imply that midgets being chased by drones was a regular occurrence.
6:01 North by Northwest (1959)
This episode made so much more sense now that I have read the book. This is the first time Frank encountered Alpha Centurion, and him chasing down the meta human with a drone made so much more sense. Please but the book if you love the lore.
5:39 that woman walking acts like she's never seen a midget smacking a black man with a piece of broccoli. Smh.
"This asshole brings two mices and say they're crawfish" XD
+JoyFerret99 It's Crawfish.
Whoosh
2crabby4u!
crawfish*
i can't believe it's not everything its Crayfish
“No genetically modified crayfish harmed during filming. Fed to pet snake”
5:38 Imagine the look of confusion on their face.
The background music is pretty hot... very much like FIRE.
Hahaha yo frank FrankJavCee
FrankJavCee holy fuck it's frankjavcee
FrankJavCee Teach me how to make a FilthyFrank vid senpai.
FrankJavCee when is that filthy frankjavcee Mixtape gonna drop?
FrankJavCee holy shit its other Frank
I'm from brazil, I can't see the video, I don't have a computer
Martin Bryant It's probably for the best, Martin
Molzy 7F naaaah m8 you're missing out on a sick race
GTFO
Martin Bryant console plebs
That's because you live in the jungle m8
After reading this in the book, I had to come back to watch it
Kids on tiktok now are the age that i was when i watched frank, imagine how much theyd complain if they saw a midget beating a black dude in a crawfish race
Holy fuck this was great
Macabre thank you for watching!
TVFilthyFrank hei myan gibe de pusi b0ss
TVFilthyFrank first liker bro
TVFilthyFrank fuck you
This was hella good man, hope you're doing good in your finals aswell
Why did frank hold up that cray fish like if it was a fidget spinner? lmaoo
Fake frank lol
Because that’s how u hold them so they don’t pinch u
idk but looked very funny
The Devil craw fish. CRAW fish. Fucking dumbass northerners
@BRAIDYN SISK 25 Crawdad not imbread gang
"Geneticaly Modified Crayfish" but actually he brought mice. LMAO😂😂😂
In a week, this turns 5 years old.
It's been a month
Is Brock Lee played by Jamie Fox?
Kanye West Franku, I'mma let you finis, but I think Beyonce should've won the Crawfish races
Kanye West Beyonce deserves these comments
Kanye West Jamie Foxx is played by Brock Lee
i loved you in alien isolation
Kanye West ball so hard that shit crayfish
has science gone too far?
Has Papa gone too far?
*too deep
2:00 The commentator you need for every sport
One of myfavorite videos
"I heard Alpha Centurion is actually going to be here at this ma-*gets talked over*"
"WHO?"
"Alpha Centurio-*gets talked over again*"
"ALPHA- THAT LITTLE SON OF UH-*cuts out*"
loligagXD one could say alpha got...cut short
What the fuck is this show anymore...?
Shhhhh
fcbrian2297 it's too late
This show is amazing...
Pookie In what sense?
fcbrian2297 As long as Chin Chin is with us, this show will always be amazing.
Anybody here from reading the book
Catherine Pundmann ??
It was foolish of Kokujin to challenge Shaman to a fight. Even Chin Chin is afraid of him.
"They need it! They have families to feed!" I fucking lost it.
I wonder if he just found these people on the street
Mason Paulsen Nah they all were in multiple videos
Safari man organised the event to secretly bet chromosomes so Frank could escape chin chin.
They are his friends I think.
Mason Paulsen filthyfrankTV buys all his midgets and black people wholesale like every other RUclipsr does
What about drone
RIP Frank thanks for all the Laughs over the Years good luck with your new career path.
i love these kinds of shit 😭😂
Which anime is this?
corey in the house
shingeki no crawfish
cory in the crawfish
hey b0ss
Cory in the house
You guys realize that ¥2000 is only like $16 in American money
LSD4CHAIN8AW yes
LSD4CHAIN8AW 2000 Chinese Yuan equals
322.26 US Dollar
LSD4CHAIN8AW yo man yo dont want joke be revealed like that it's the joke itself mannn its 2000 cause it's like big numbers boi
He means Japanese Yen you fucking idiot Madlife.
Madlife We're talking about Japanese yen here.
4:06 looks like he is about to say "observe"
Imagine the people walking past and seeing six grown men huddled over a box screaming at something in it