Fouseytube has hit a new low

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 лет назад +8848

    Imagine going home after a hot day of screaming and crying on the roof of an Uber, and then toweling dry your greasy hair tattoo.

    • @yassir-5605
      @yassir-5605 6 лет назад +42

      Poor guy
      Didn't know joseph seed would have so much issues with tatoo'd hair

    • @nyquilsoup1846
      @nyquilsoup1846 6 лет назад +77

      The man needs a mental institution

    • @TheMadjake50935
      @TheMadjake50935 6 лет назад +124

      tyler4tado i think the fact that he tattooed a hairline onto is head is pretty roast-able

    • @saul94923
      @saul94923 6 лет назад +35

      tyler4tado get a hair transplant or shave it all off. Only suggestions I have for ya mate.

    • @yassir-5605
      @yassir-5605 6 лет назад +9

      tyler4tado almost none of the arguments in this video are genuine,it was almost 90% just entertainment cos like most of this is just done for the fun factor of it,which i like (most of this is convoluted,example he paid the dude he stood the uber car on 50k,apparently but still)
      But yea it's fairly shitty to make fun of appearance as a whole but at the same times there's something called moving on and learnimg from yourself and working on appreciating yourself
      I feel you man cos fuck theres alot of things im kind of insecure about apperance wise,even personality wise
      Im stuck in my country feel like shit constantly cos i can't fit in this place cos of the language and i wanna move to an english speaking country instead of this hellhole,can't make myself a relationship,can't make friends much and shit cos i just don't get the language spoken,even though i've spent my life here,but atleast i can help myself by going abroad in a few years,
      Bud just don't take it too hard on yourself,make it part of yourself and part of your personality,you're bald fam but that doesnt define you
      Gl

  • @Woshingo
    @Woshingo 6 лет назад +3061

    Hey, Pyro. When are you going to make PyroCon? I need to know before I jump the wall.

    • @immemable1806
      @immemable1806 6 лет назад +30

      WE MUST HAVE PYROcon

    • @captainniceguy1562
      @captainniceguy1562 6 лет назад +54

      Woshingo he already did one it's not called pyrocon though it's a furry convention

    • @johnsquarez6806
      @johnsquarez6806 6 лет назад +4

      id buy 80 tickets

    • @nem8628
      @nem8628 6 лет назад +15

      I want Pyro to yiff and bully me like he bullies other RUclipsrs.

    • @johnrose4973
      @johnrose4973 6 лет назад +2

      # pyrocon

  • @totoybrown64
    @totoybrown64 5 лет назад +1854

    “Random Delusional Bald man thinks he’s a priest and pranks everyone"

  • @mr.megalodon4436
    @mr.megalodon4436 4 года назад +1544

    FouseyTube: The king is back
    Literally everyone: Whos this guy

    • @nagarjantopalli431
      @nagarjantopalli431 4 года назад

      +a better re+ply probably would've been but pewds didnt make an annoucement but still funny

    • @sarvanid3126
      @sarvanid3126 3 года назад +5

      Remove the again cause no one knows him

    • @mr.megalodon4436
      @mr.megalodon4436 3 года назад +8

      @@sarvanid3126 done and done lol

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 3 года назад +1

      Literally no clue who this is

  • @godsgreatestmistake8013
    @godsgreatestmistake8013 6 лет назад +7401

    Man, Far Cry 5 looks so realistic.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 6 лет назад +45

      Killmon10 lol nice one

    • @godsgreatestmistake8013
      @godsgreatestmistake8013 6 лет назад +48

      Diego Da Bonkinator I know, I'm so original.

    • @McSlobby
      @McSlobby 6 лет назад +7

      Well, that makes me neutral.

    • @chefbevin
      @chefbevin 6 лет назад +89

      HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS LIKE VAAS FROM FAR CRY 3 LMAO

    • @Hugo-df8iz
      @Hugo-df8iz 6 лет назад +7

      Killmon10 okay that one I have to admit really got me 😂

  • @omegaguerriera6777
    @omegaguerriera6777 6 лет назад +237

    I bet 50$ that the bomb threat was actually someone trying to avoid another TanaCon incident.
    He pulled the plug to avoid any health hazards.

    • @Rocketjumpingspy
      @Rocketjumpingspy 6 лет назад +38

      Or Fousey payed someone to do it so people wouldn’t figure out they didn’t actually have Drake

    • @Jacques_Groleau
      @Jacques_Groleau 6 лет назад +15

      They put themselves in danger to keep others out of it.

    • @omegaguerriera6777
      @omegaguerriera6777 6 лет назад +7

      Skippy Mcdinglechalk A true hero.

  • @not677
    @not677 6 лет назад +729

    I think he's completely lost a grip on reality he needs some serious help

    • @nickymaniac
      @nickymaniac 6 лет назад +39

      He's legit having a manic episode

    • @not677
      @not677 6 лет назад +38

      Life Of Po mania for most people never gets this bad though he has built a false reality entirely

    • @KumaFN
      @KumaFN 6 лет назад +3

      Yh pyrocynical needs some help

    • @compassrose1466
      @compassrose1466 6 лет назад +14

      This is worse than when Jake and Logan did their shit and almost burned the house down and did all that damn stuff last year...plus them recording that body in January. It's scary how their false reality has gotten to the point of this..

    • @phucko6952
      @phucko6952 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah. And the guy that Pyro was talking about too.

  • @fionabrennan9148
    @fionabrennan9148 4 года назад +665

    Legit.... is this man okay? I think he’s having a breakdown

    • @marinarose3343
      @marinarose3343 4 года назад +10

      he needs to hop back onto his lithium right the fuck now, is what he needs 🙄

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 года назад +41

      He has a bipolar disorder.

    • @NateR-pi5ss
      @NateR-pi5ss 4 года назад +7

      Nah, he’s so confident in himself that he’s building himself a ladder down

    • @LUR1FAX
      @LUR1FAX 4 года назад +27

      He seems like a narcissist to me. Desperately clinging to his past relevancy, because he misses all the attention.

    • @JaceYT
      @JaceYT 3 года назад +2

      Which one

  • @thehermit8618
    @thehermit8618 6 лет назад +1110

    Laugh dies, Concern arrives

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 лет назад +3362

    now we need pyrocon to be a thing and then fail to complete the trilogy

    • @Davidtaylershow
      @Davidtaylershow 6 лет назад +155

      ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ i think everyone who'd go to pyrocon would make it successful out of spite

    • @KiraDidNoWrong8274
      @KiraDidNoWrong8274 6 лет назад +1

      God id love that

    • @imperatorsupremo2503
      @imperatorsupremo2503 6 лет назад +3

      birboutof5 emplemon?

    • @curtis701
      @curtis701 6 лет назад +1

      i'm thinking onision

    • @Killer2297able
      @Killer2297able 6 лет назад

      Here is fouseys fuck up btw ruclips.net/video/ikdpoAFM170/видео.html

  • @masongassiott8796
    @masongassiott8796 6 лет назад +718

    anyone remember when he was like the 2nd most respected person on youtube and now like no one watches him its sad like how my dad left

    • @venrableboss2755
      @venrableboss2755 6 лет назад +20

      Ikr back in the day he was actually good

    • @awzp918
      @awzp918 5 лет назад +13

      Talking about Pyro or Fousey?

    • @truejash4686
      @truejash4686 5 лет назад +8

      You guys got MUNEH!?!?

    • @aerialsph1nx450
      @aerialsph1nx450 5 лет назад +1

      @Arthur Morgan Go back to Red Dead BOAH

    • @Djboyrimo
      @Djboyrimo 5 лет назад +2

      He was never good? I never did like him.

  • @alexgrady5869
    @alexgrady5869 5 лет назад +4572

    "I am rich I am powerful I am skinny"
    Hitler
    Not a joke. Look up the quote

    • @renemaier5197
      @renemaier5197 5 лет назад +189

      In what context did he say that? Was it a speech

    • @alexgrady5869
      @alexgrady5869 5 лет назад +613

      He said that in a speech to convince Germany to vote him to be chairman

    • @makkasweet5011
      @makkasweet5011 5 лет назад +96

      oh.well thats a thing

    • @LiamDoubleU
      @LiamDoubleU 5 лет назад +123

      Ma Boi supports Hitler ngl

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 5 лет назад +42

      Oh dear...

  • @pignipples3307
    @pignipples3307 5 лет назад +5139

    His ego reached space before the Russians
    Gotta love those history jokes!

  • @cedricbaccay633
    @cedricbaccay633 6 лет назад +690

    2016: people getting triggered
    2017: distracks
    2018: conventions
    2019:???

    • @dujuan9646
      @dujuan9646 6 лет назад +98

      Cedric Baccay 2019: Documentaries

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 6 лет назад +54

      2020: PROFIT!

    • @Komega01
      @Komega01 6 лет назад +20

      nuclear annihilation

    • @someguitarist2729
      @someguitarist2729 6 лет назад +31

      2019 I COME BACK

    • @ABSuzume
      @ABSuzume 6 лет назад +11

      Cedric Baccay *2018:boxing

  • @theapexrodrick7858
    @theapexrodrick7858 6 лет назад +2724

    Cant wait to go to Pyrocon on 4/20/2069. #Pyrocon

    • @calebc5057
      @calebc5057 6 лет назад +61

      I read that as “PyroCoon”

    • @ramkay4943
      @ramkay4943 6 лет назад +33

      Roblamo Don’t worry, I’ll just create another 8 months and force everyone to agree that there are now 20 months in a year, just so this date exists
      #Pyrocon

    • @CEOofPhoneCo
      @CEOofPhoneCo 6 лет назад +25

      It would burn down within 6 minutes

    • @clanrook3216
      @clanrook3216 6 лет назад +10

      A Good Username. Just go to the us

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 6 лет назад +8

      A Good Username. it exists in Merica. thats one of the reasons why merica is better than the rest of the world

  • @samiyousef9377
    @samiyousef9377 4 года назад +463

    As an Arab I think I speak for the whole community when I say that we disown Fouseytube lol

  • @Alecexo
    @Alecexo 6 лет назад +959

    “I’m on God’s plan right now” I cantttt

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 6 лет назад +1

      Nidjenehwn

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 6 лет назад +3

      I guess gods going to do you ;)

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 6 лет назад +1

      Bad things
      It's a lot of bad things
      That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin' they wishin' on me

    • @acrophobe
      @acrophobe 6 лет назад +7

      what is it with idiotic bipolar celebrities and grammar? First, Kanye "would have voted on Trump," and now Fousey is "on god's plan right now, bruh." What do you mean, you're ON his plan? Are we talking, like, healthcare coverage? Can I also enroll "on" this plan?

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 6 лет назад

      acrophobe, r you saying Trump's God he's a racist yo shut up God is lit u are pathetic as shit ur probs just a nerd that sits at home saying bad things about other people and their work to try and hide what bothers him the most so go to hell
      -Only the first few words are adapted, the rest is from an actual reply I got on a...Marshmellow video..

  • @PersonGuy-lx6bt
    @PersonGuy-lx6bt 6 лет назад +3947

    He prays to Drake 5 times a day

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 6 лет назад +920

    And here I thought as humans we cant go any lower

    • @seagull9580
      @seagull9580 6 лет назад +16

      humans only can go lower

    • @Elite7178
      @Elite7178 6 лет назад +13

      Evolution has started going backwards

    • @ryansager9224
      @ryansager9224 6 лет назад +2

      Funny for you to say being one of those annoying people that fill up the comment section instead of just making one comnent

    • @zetacentauri5654
      @zetacentauri5654 6 лет назад +1

      That's kinda what its become tbh mate

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 лет назад +5

      We will always find a way to make ourselves look more retarded

  • @bigdsociety7763
    @bigdsociety7763 5 лет назад +332

    11:17 pyro’s words were really powerful, it was really deep, especially when he said 🎵🎵🎵

    • @subb9011
      @subb9011 5 лет назад +26

      ngl, he spittin facts

    • @K.shxoxo
      @K.shxoxo 4 года назад +18

      No to be racist or anytjing but asian people do be asian

    • @athena8474
      @athena8474 4 года назад +5

      @@K.shxoxo yes

    • @kanyesouth9878
      @kanyesouth9878 4 года назад +3

      Not to be racist, but is he gay?

    • @teehee6372
      @teehee6372 4 года назад

      Kelly Shujaa im half asian and dude, what the fuck was that for...

  • @akeclips101
    @akeclips101 5 лет назад +1776

    He’s like Jospeh seed from far cry 5

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 лет назад +111

      Nah man, Joseph had charisma and integrity (he 100% believed what he was saying and genuinely wanted to help people)

    • @silverclaw1026
      @silverclaw1026 5 лет назад +5

      God sent me here

    • @saltshaker8105
      @saltshaker8105 5 лет назад +41

      Minus the 4K snot

    • @soupboi1693
      @soupboi1693 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @The_Rat_Bridget_Fan
      @The_Rat_Bridget_Fan 5 лет назад +4

      Only you by the platters intensifies

  • @Simte
    @Simte 6 лет назад +501

    *I love you*
    The cringe in that moment... I died inside.

    • @oskars626
      @oskars626 6 лет назад +1

      I l o v e y ou

    • @BillySprinkler
      @BillySprinkler 6 лет назад

      Que Rick and Morty pull the trigger video.

    • @siegwardinspirit
      @siegwardinspirit 6 лет назад +1

      Simte Keem looked so confused and concerned lol

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 6 лет назад +3

      As soon as i heard those unspeakable words coming from his rotten mouth, i could feel an acient evil seeping out from his hollowed soul…
      A form of energy so twisted and obscure it could tear the veil of space and time with a single shriek...
      I'm of course talking about…
      ¨*...The Yaoi Curse*

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 6 лет назад +769

    Tell me lies
    Tell me sweet little lies

    • @HASvv
      @HASvv 6 лет назад +20

      No this is Patrick Skyrim has infinite quests

    • @BilboWaggins
      @BilboWaggins 6 лет назад +1

      No this is Patrick you're beautiful

    • @Xenomorpheus429
      @Xenomorpheus429 6 лет назад +5

      No this is Patrick *whispers* It just works

    • @housememe9210
      @housememe9210 6 лет назад +1

      Haven’t I seen you already?

    • @aaronworsnop
      @aaronworsnop 6 лет назад

      Your mum loves you

  • @saulavalos8814
    @saulavalos8814 3 месяца назад +61

    He wants to be the next p diddy😭

    • @m4sterbr0s
      @m4sterbr0s 3 месяца назад +15

      Aged like fine wine

  • @shiggy3695
    @shiggy3695 6 лет назад +490

    this is why Thanos killed half of the population

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 6 лет назад +256

    2017 Pyrocynical - *Complains that Minecraft is too widespread*
    2018 Pyrocynical - *Makes a Minecraft reference at least twice every 5 minutes*

    • @Ben-ji8lc
      @Ben-ji8lc 6 лет назад +16

      Tidmouth Milk evolution

    • @eskihesap9985
      @eskihesap9985 6 лет назад +27

      2014 Pyrocynical - *Does Minecraft letsplays*

    • @mattlarsen7187
      @mattlarsen7187 6 лет назад +4

      Tidmouth Milk pyro finally went insane

  • @Mediocre_JT
    @Mediocre_JT 6 лет назад +210

    First time I heard about July 15th was July 16th.

  • @vanessashola8572
    @vanessashola8572 4 года назад +68

    That zoom in on Keemstar not giving a shit is honestly the best part of the convention

  • @zeanon9860
    @zeanon9860 6 лет назад +3549

    pyrocynical should just make a minecraft lets play at this point

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 6 лет назад +1214

    *Get back in the car!! OK!! LMAO!! ✅🤣*

    • @Snoigel
      @Snoigel 6 лет назад +5

      what? why does this have 135 likes lol

    • @furn8216
      @furn8216 6 лет назад +14

      Nigel lol cause he has the verified icon

    • @someguysomeone3543
      @someguysomeone3543 6 лет назад

      Alien sucks

    • @0subscriberswithnovideosch774
      @0subscriberswithnovideosch774 5 лет назад +1

      I mean...who knows...maybe it was a cop, most likely wasn’t a cop though.

    • @truejash4686
      @truejash4686 5 лет назад +2

      I want some of that MONEH FouseyTube has made, OTHERWISE ITS TIME FOR TAHITI!

  • @Alecexo
    @Alecexo 6 лет назад +386

    This is hilarious with captions

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 6 лет назад +5

      Honestly

    • @benbearskin299
      @benbearskin299 6 лет назад +6

      Xans shrek has swag

    • @ArchOwl
      @ArchOwl 6 лет назад +8

      Xans Whenever I go to write captions it’s great to come back 5 hours later and see how they’ve been hilariously defaced.

    • @UWAGAGA
      @UWAGAGA 6 лет назад

      I was about to turn them off because I didn't see SHIT at the time but then it started to come together and now I'm smiling fuck

    • @merkules6
      @merkules6 6 лет назад

      Omg Shrek bless whoever is responsible of this

  • @anthonychen7224
    @anthonychen7224 4 года назад +72

    Lol this video got twice as many views as his “internet-breaking” music video did

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 лет назад +236

    he should've just brought funnydank to the event, an instant banger

  • @seanmacaoidh4288
    @seanmacaoidh4288 6 лет назад +484

    I feel like pyro just wants to make minecraft content

    • @wetnoodles665
      @wetnoodles665 6 лет назад +5

      Games DeathMatch 🤔

    • @liliszepesi3026
      @liliszepesi3026 6 лет назад +3

      I wish man

    • @txm.odw99
      @txm.odw99 6 лет назад +17

      He needs to express his true self

    • @Xzoomi343
      @Xzoomi343 6 лет назад +1

      Games DeathMatch you look very polite

    • @grostavious
      @grostavious 6 лет назад +2

      In his Machinima video Pyro said that he started his channel with minecraft let's plays.

  • @ALSDI2
    @ALSDI2 6 лет назад +224

    "Tyler Perry put me in his movie" -Fousey 2018

    • @davelovesshoes9051
      @davelovesshoes9051 6 лет назад +1

      My Account 😂 I love that bit

    • @thomassnell6487
      @thomassnell6487 6 лет назад +2

      My Account a pretty bad movie as well

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve 6 лет назад

      No, it's more of a
      *_TylER pERRy pUt mE iN HiS mOVIe_*

  • @baconboiiscoolandnice
    @baconboiiscoolandnice 5 лет назад +656

    pyro really out here making minecraft memes before it was mainstream

  • @qwobby
    @qwobby 6 лет назад +614

    *Pyro is the kind of guy who would make fun of Minecraft as a joke and then actually play it off screen all the time*

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 6 лет назад +35

      Ven, you're probably right. He's completely obsessed with it.

    • @qwobby
      @qwobby 6 лет назад +13

      Elocyaz x I've been playing it recently. But only singleplayer. Not multiplayer. I've been enjoying it though.

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 6 лет назад +6

      Trekimated XD, multiplayer servers and the community are pretty awful. It's so over saturated with small children and cash-desperate, suicidal adults that it's a joke. Just like Fortnite.
      I sure hope Niall makes another Fortnite video soon.
      (To be fair the JOJO's intro was pretty awesome)

    • @ryaniiidukeofthehindlands7848
      @ryaniiidukeofthehindlands7848 6 лет назад +8

      Pyrocynical content cop

    • @ryaniiidukeofthehindlands7848
      @ryaniiidukeofthehindlands7848 6 лет назад +1

      Alex K we don’t need more fortnite content, there is enough of that on RUclips

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 лет назад +152

    I guess he didn’t get FunnyDank to join him

    • @astra6805
      @astra6805 6 лет назад +4

      Vsauce Puppet FUNNYDANK LMAO

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 лет назад

      Why are you sorta everywhere

  • @scootabrad
    @scootabrad 6 лет назад +814

    we got another kanye

  • @davehall4620
    @davehall4620 4 года назад +205

    "Why aren't there 20 Kanye Wests?"
    Bruh, one's bad enough already, why would you think we'd want *more???*

    • @NateR-pi5ss
      @NateR-pi5ss 4 года назад +7

      Could say the same about that helicopter that crashed earlier this year

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 года назад +1

      He can have 7 more at most

    • @TheCeezars
      @TheCeezars 3 года назад +2

      Idk, I like him. He embarrassed Taylor Swift before we knew she deserved it.

  • @ChannelHandle825
    @ChannelHandle825 6 лет назад +180

    "tHe KiNg iS bAcK"
    well go away

  • @spinonyx5482
    @spinonyx5482 6 лет назад +247

    Ricecon juli Friday 13

    • @boiboi9314
      @boiboi9314 6 лет назад +8

      Someone in society finally welcoming children with special needs

    • @void628
      @void628 6 лет назад +2

      Spinonyx 54 rip

    • @xdbetyar
      @xdbetyar 6 лет назад +1

      Spinonyx 54 its gonna be filled with civics

    • @chromy2495
      @chromy2495 6 лет назад +1

      Spinonyx 54 furry con

  • @jets12cc3
    @jets12cc3 6 лет назад +249

    All that ink on his head is leaking to his brain

  • @trying2think765
    @trying2think765 4 года назад +46

    It’s funny how Pyro calls this concert FouseyCon when it definitely isn’t called that

  • @luckyluke7997
    @luckyluke7997 6 лет назад +533

    Seems like a cult

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 6 лет назад

      Weird Production so yea- a cult lol

    • @ifyoureadthisv1
      @ifyoureadthisv1 6 лет назад +1

      it is

    • @joeljolland1696
      @joeljolland1696 6 лет назад +2

      I saw him on the car and thought of the father from far cry 5

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 6 лет назад +5

      Why are all these famous RUclipsrs all fucking scumbags? I hate today's society where you can be a horrible person and get rich from it.

    • @tylergalikaev2142
      @tylergalikaev2142 6 лет назад

      Its Waco all over again

  • @elliotterodriguez
    @elliotterodriguez 6 лет назад +354

    Did he actually tattoo his hairline?! LMAO

    • @elliotterodriguez
      @elliotterodriguez 6 лет назад +1

      Steve WK yooo, hell nah man WTF 😂😂😂

    • @brapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrap
      @brapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrap 6 лет назад +9

      Yea homie is off his rocker

    • @DannyT123
      @DannyT123 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, it’s called a micropigmentation, it’s basically a tattoo that looks like stubble that bald people are getting now.

  • @zosanabria1619
    @zosanabria1619 6 лет назад +520

    lets make pyrocon, only thicc bois may enter

    • @b0b682
      @b0b682 6 лет назад

      Yes, us thicc boys must collectivise to form fuckin pyro

    • @patrickgriffin9754
      @patrickgriffin9754 6 лет назад

      Lorenzo Sanabria I’m pretty thicc so heck ya I can come

    • @zinqi
      @zinqi 6 лет назад

      Lorenzo Sanabria im in

    • @adi6899
      @adi6899 6 лет назад

      And furrys

    • @ramkay4943
      @ramkay4943 6 лет назад +1

      i’ll force myself to become thicc just so i can enter

  • @rajput36000
    @rajput36000 4 года назад +39

    Remember kids, Lil Poppy on iTunes, Spotify and Google Play!

  • @KingOfTheBeyond23
    @KingOfTheBeyond23 6 лет назад +204

    Can't wait for f*oink*ing Pyrocon.

  • @wyattkirk5803
    @wyattkirk5803 6 лет назад +1443

    Have you been playing to much minecraft

  • @ratshitstrap8622
    @ratshitstrap8622 6 лет назад +135

    why does he look and act like Joseph Seed from far cry 5
    i didnt know that game was based on real events

  • @Frrixy
    @Frrixy 5 лет назад +148

    ITunes, Spotify and *Google Play*
    Ah, my favourite music app

  • @vekua8257
    @vekua8257 6 лет назад +1763

    great job on losing that weight pyro

  • @cadebowman4582
    @cadebowman4582 6 лет назад +606

    Im rich, i am happy, im *_skinni_*

    • @caldog619
      @caldog619 6 лет назад +3

      Says the one who once started a mass genocide and almost destroyed the universe over a slice of cake

    • @riz9044
      @riz9044 6 лет назад +2

      IM STRONG IM POWERFULL

    • @br0th3rtub34
      @br0th3rtub34 6 лет назад

      Why u got two comments 3 minutes apart

    • @MelTheHal
      @MelTheHal 6 лет назад

      UH UH UH UH YOUR MOM NO your cat

    • @snazzy9471
      @snazzy9471 6 лет назад +4

      I still think being sucked up by a pink marshmallow is the most embarrassing way to die

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +441

    Dude's basically breaking down on the molecular level.

  • @hamzah.t07
    @hamzah.t07 4 года назад +86

    bruv. my guy said he was letting god down. he is a muslim, and has a dog. even tattoos

    • @boringmanman6055
      @boringmanman6055 4 года назад +2

      ?

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 года назад +5

      I understand the tattoos part, but as an ex Muslim, I’d like to ask, what’s wrong with having a dog? Didn’t a dog protect the Seven Sleepers in the Quran?

    • @hamzah.t07
      @hamzah.t07 4 года назад +15

      Kill Me, the part about the dogs, is that guard dogs, are allowed, as they don’t enter the house, but regular dogs, used as pets, aren’t. And as you can clearly see, his dog was literally right next to him in house as he prayed.

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 года назад +3

      TheLolinatorYT You know, nowhere in the Quran or the Hadith is anything like that mentioned, unless you have a source

    • @boringmanman6055
      @boringmanman6055 4 года назад +19

      @@killme2675 sources: dude trust me

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 6 лет назад +98

    "Tyler Perry put me in his movie!"
    You sure you want to publicly announce that proudly?

    • @baloony6648
      @baloony6648 6 лет назад +2

      Red Big'un is Tyler Perry even an actual person

    • @sademouton7391
      @sademouton7391 6 лет назад +1

      Did Tyler Perry even wrote and directed that movie.
      Doesn't seem like his type at all...

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 6 лет назад +1

      Rrxrfyg He's a shapeshifter.

  • @RustyTheOne
    @RustyTheOne 6 лет назад +233

    Quality Convention.

  • @aidanhosein7686
    @aidanhosein7686 6 лет назад +569

    Fortnite has hit a new low

    • @vcl1339
      @vcl1339 6 лет назад +14

      xd_AidanIC Hosein
      Epic Games
      Removes Playground without saying anything
      Players
      *FoRtNiTe HaS hIt A nEw LoW*

    • @snoop05
      @snoop05 6 лет назад +1

      Soon..

    • @aidanhosein7686
      @aidanhosein7686 6 лет назад +8

      isubbz epic removes solo, duo, squads... but on the bright side we'll have 50v50 V5

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 лет назад +4

      It has to have hit a high point for it to have a low point

    • @joetheginger8750
      @joetheginger8750 6 лет назад +7

      It's been the lowest ever since it began 😂🔫✌

  • @wonejoinquisidor1018
    @wonejoinquisidor1018 5 лет назад +78

    Girls with Photoshop: OMG, I can't wait to post this on instagram, I look super cute
    Boys with Photoshop: 4:37

  • @fizzy.6197
    @fizzy.6197 5 лет назад +244

    7:13 The Moment Pyrocynical had Cometely Lost it

  • @terrorured
    @terrorured 6 лет назад +312

    petition for pyrocynicon

    • @ahmadaimam
      @ahmadaimam 6 лет назад +1

      No contreyvrrseyy atalll and deh con will be free and we will give them condoms and shit it will be worth more than the tickets and ksi will fight Logan and it will be good.
      /s < for dummies

    • @marus2249
      @marus2249 6 лет назад +1

      leave

    • @prince0fbelair966
      @prince0fbelair966 6 лет назад

      yes yes yes YES

    • @petercameron1060
      @petercameron1060 6 лет назад

      Lel

  • @voiidz1955
    @voiidz1955 6 лет назад +422

    "You know what I love more than anything in the world right now?"
    *Them glasses.*
    Merch plz
    Edit: tf is this. 106 likes in a day? When you comment something important or helpful: 0 likes. Glasses: 106 likes. Truly uplifting and inspiring.
    Edit 2: wow 459 likes. Plz subscribe

    • @larsnijsink2294
      @larsnijsink2294 6 лет назад +3

      Does anyone here know Where to get those they look awsome ( or the name of those type of Glasses )

    • @doclinny
      @doclinny 6 лет назад

      UpperGoon same! They're the only flip down ones I've actually liked.

    • @alppaccino
      @alppaccino 6 лет назад

      406*

    • @voiidz1955
      @voiidz1955 6 лет назад

      alp :/ Wow.

  • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
    @Thalia_Aquaticaa 4 года назад +21

    This man started channeling his Hamon and turned it into Hamoff.

  • @KxOU_U
    @KxOU_U 6 лет назад +74

    I honestly forgot he even existed.
    *Edit: Looking back on this now, Fousey looks like a washed up Kanye West.*

  • @hovis0504
    @hovis0504 6 лет назад +41

    aye got an ad, the censorship worked dad

  • @beetlej4567
    @beetlej4567 6 лет назад +250

    July 15th I officially hate my birthday

  • @HeyItsZak
    @HeyItsZak 5 лет назад +151

    honestly this guy is a shame to arabs everywhere

  • @nickm.777
    @nickm.777 6 лет назад +160

    The jokes in your videos keep getting better. Nice editing too. You are probably the most creative RUclipsr I know actually. Btw thanks for uploading more frequently as of recently. You're the best Pyro, we all love you (no homo)!

    • @ep1c411
      @ep1c411 6 лет назад

      Nick M. He is no creative

    • @mattmm3259
      @mattmm3259 6 лет назад +5

      Nick M. If he doesn't release petscop two in gonna lava his house and hack his Roblox

  • @MrZimmerson
    @MrZimmerson 6 лет назад +60

    It's been so many years since I subbed to this fucker, and it's been one hell of a ride. Here's to 4 years! and god knows how many more in the future. Keep it up Pyro, love the content as always

  • @hiimapop7755
    @hiimapop7755 6 лет назад +218

    Pyro is OBSESSED with Minecraft.

    • @Methdemon
      @Methdemon 6 лет назад +16

      Welcome to MY strange addiction

    • @ArchOwl
      @ArchOwl 6 лет назад +10

      puff He made so many videos on shitty TLC shows he became one of the people on them.

    • @AlexK-sk4qb
      @AlexK-sk4qb 6 лет назад

      He keeps making fun of it yet has not made a single video on it.

    • @zex7806
      @zex7806 6 лет назад

      Because he play Minecraft.silently

  • @games_on_phone89
    @games_on_phone89 4 года назад +21

    "tyler perry put me in his movie"
    is he talking about "we love you"
    also 0:22 spoils an important plot point and i didn't realize that 'till after nearly 2 years

    • @verticaldorito
      @verticaldorito 4 года назад

      ayo it’s me

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 года назад

      @@verticaldorito that one Spiderman pointing at eachother meme

    • @verticaldorito
      @verticaldorito 4 года назад

      STRANGE ISN’T IT?

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 года назад

      @@verticaldorito you might know everything I'M going to do, but that's not gonna help you since i know everything YOU'RE going to do

    • @justsomedog7855
      @justsomedog7855 3 года назад

      Yo favorite hitler quote

  • @evyxity
    @evyxity 6 лет назад +246

    When's pyrocon gonna hit?

    • @clorobec2625
      @clorobec2625 6 лет назад +7

      Evyxed when ww3 starts
      Eyyy 🅱oss
      And when 🅱ame 2 🅱0sscito

    • @user-uz1jo2uf3n
      @user-uz1jo2uf3n 6 лет назад +11

      Did you mean
      9/11 2?

    • @cerealbird6384
      @cerealbird6384 6 лет назад

      Cloro Bec id go

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 6 лет назад +1

      Pyrocon is every day, practiced by consensual males behind rest stops in every neighborhood.

    • @Snyphurr.
      @Snyphurr. 6 лет назад +1

      its just going to be a tf2 raid where everyone goes pyro with phlogs and burn the whole enemey team down

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 6 лет назад +715

    Tanacon? More like...
    *BAN-acon*

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 6 лет назад +7

      More like Tana-Bacon

    • @20ftTV
      @20ftTV 6 лет назад

      Okay.

    • @annek6902
      @annek6902 6 лет назад

      Tana-conned

    • @20ftTV
      @20ftTV 6 лет назад

      LaineStunts I get the reference you’re trying to make but it doesn’t make sense.

    • @lainestunts8945
      @lainestunts8945 6 лет назад

      Sick Frick Yes it makes sense. Tana con got fucked up, She is fucked up.

  • @KudoOne
    @KudoOne 3 года назад +5

    7:57 when he put up a picture of Mace Windu instead of Drake I fuckin lost it 😂😂😂

  • @30likeimcurry
    @30likeimcurry 6 лет назад +69

    2016 Pyro, is that you?

  • @ainsleyharriot6060
    @ainsleyharriot6060 6 лет назад +86

    Let me tell you the definition of "Insanity"

  • @imnotlying494
    @imnotlying494 6 лет назад +125

    0/10 "too many Minecraft references" - IGN

  • @ikozael6157
    @ikozael6157 4 года назад +16

    2:56 "...he just bought the egg carton for himself."
    I love captions.

  • @justaglassofmilk4568
    @justaglassofmilk4568 6 лет назад +115

    Am i the only one who is surprised pyros name is Niall, thought it would be Steve

    • @xkumanekox
      @xkumanekox 6 лет назад +5

      Niall is one of the most British names ever, so you really shouldn't be surprised.

    • @hiunaut2833
      @hiunaut2833 6 лет назад +5

      I'm no British, but he looks like someone named Robert.

    • @poopoodoodoo4805
      @poopoodoodoo4805 6 лет назад +8

      minecraft steve

    • @piregale
      @piregale 6 лет назад +4

      くまネコBearCat r/whooosh

    • @ryaniiidukeofthehindlands7848
      @ryaniiidukeofthehindlands7848 6 лет назад

      Pyrocynical content cop plz

  • @WarriorZaya
    @WarriorZaya 6 лет назад +64

    Im enjoying this Minecraft phase you're going through, Pyro.

  • @B4TTL3CR33D
    @B4TTL3CR33D 6 лет назад +755

    "I FELT LIKE I WAS LETTING GOD DOWN!" Proceeds to pray, with tattoos and his dog licking him. As a Muslim... i feel really embarrassed.

    • @soleking3208
      @soleking3208 6 лет назад +109

      so dogs are haram?
      what about your prophet marrying and having sex with a preteen child?

    • @shiznit9142
      @shiznit9142 6 лет назад +68

      Haha is THAT what makes you embaressed to be a muslim??

    • @B4TTL3CR33D
      @B4TTL3CR33D 6 лет назад +68

      Shiznit 91 And Islamic Terrorist groups. I think that's the elephant in the room here.

    • @DjDoxastic
      @DjDoxastic 6 лет назад +75

      Sole brings up a good point; more than just terrorism is wrong with islam..it just promotes ideologies only suitable for people in the dark ages.

    • @pillowdokusayer44
      @pillowdokusayer44 6 лет назад

      alif, excellent response.

  • @ThePeoplesFriend510
    @ThePeoplesFriend510 4 года назад +10

    the look on his dads face n his mom said it’s for you we have a house ROTFLLLL

  • @fyessssss
    @fyessssss 6 лет назад +125

    Pyro you literally uploaded on the perfect timing I was feeling bored and depressed lol

  • @UnstoppableVideos
    @UnstoppableVideos 6 лет назад +271

    Pyros uploads have hit a new high

  • @Catslug
    @Catslug 6 лет назад +174

    Welcome back to 2016 my dudes

  • @firmanchristiansianturi4794
    @firmanchristiansianturi4794 4 года назад +29

    "The King is back?" He's not even the pauper

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 5 лет назад +435

    3:35 After Endgame that joke is waaaaay more painful...

    • @faitha.fraser459
      @faitha.fraser459 5 лет назад +23

      Cringe

    • @muhammad7687
      @muhammad7687 5 лет назад +14

      @Constant Throwing You know we're all the same age, right?

    • @RichardCide5090
      @RichardCide5090 5 лет назад +3

      @James Wilkinson well I guess I am too.

    • @madmannn9576
      @madmannn9576 5 лет назад +1

      Shut the fuck up pussy bitch

    • @keknov5555
      @keknov5555 4 года назад +1

      J J “stfu”? What are you 8

  • @NYRDO_Official
    @NYRDO_Official 6 лет назад +55

    We need Pyro to make a convention, but all the guests are the thousands of people he’s made fun of in his videos. And don’t forget to invite Minecraft Steve. All the people that he’s made fun of will be put in a colosseum where they have to try and create decent content. The winner gets an Alexa that is hardwired to play only Despacito.

    • @Janice789
      @Janice789 6 лет назад

      Pyro needs to make this happen.

  • @thepeepeepoopooman5612
    @thepeepeepoopooman5612 6 лет назад +123

    Oh our favorite lesbian got a new haircut?

  • @I.KUchiha
    @I.KUchiha 2 года назад +25

    I’m so glad this guy isn’t popular in todays world. He would’ve lost his nuts over NFT’s

  • @mr.j8307
    @mr.j8307 6 лет назад +123

    i haven't watched pyrocynical in like a year, and his appearance just keeps getting closer to a lesbian,

    • @Flubolaplays
      @Flubolaplays 6 лет назад

      stellvia hoenheim like the butch woman in game of thrones.

  • @Squiggy2010
    @Squiggy2010 6 лет назад +34

    This is the kind of thing that could resurrect Leafy.

  • @samrichardson6262
    @samrichardson6262 6 лет назад +23

    I liked this video 0:01 in, when he censored “f**king” with “OOF”

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor 4 года назад +22

    Now that I know he tattooed his hair, I can't take my eyes off that dome of fail

  • @CaseyK1337
    @CaseyK1337 6 лет назад +69

    Dosnt He Have To Be On Some Level To Have A New Low?

  • @PointlessV1
    @PointlessV1 6 лет назад +89

    Pyrocon - every kid who went there was bullied by pyro and they all left because of that

    • @notadem1652
      @notadem1652 6 лет назад

      PointlessV1 why will he do that

    • @PointlessV1
      @PointlessV1 6 лет назад

      adem 165 Because his fortnite account got banned so he released his anger out on the people who attended pyrocon

    • @notadem1652
      @notadem1652 6 лет назад

      PointlessV1 not on fortnite or epic fans

    • @PointlessV1
      @PointlessV1 6 лет назад

      adem 165 Sorry google translate had problems translating what you just said would you mind repeating that in english?

    • @notadem1652
      @notadem1652 6 лет назад

      PointlessV1 i ment why wasn't he bullying epic or fortnite fans

  • @enderlul5367
    @enderlul5367 6 лет назад +408

    0:38 hes acting like he's praying, but in islam you can't pray around a dog lol.

    • @ripsaw2
      @ripsaw2 6 лет назад +119

      Also, he should be covering himself. You have to cover your Awrah while praying :/

    • @Ace-jq9yr
      @Ace-jq9yr 6 лет назад +97

      Your religion is a joke

    • @asmallboi3559
      @asmallboi3559 6 лет назад +48

      Ace lol shut up

    • @enderlul5367
      @enderlul5367 6 лет назад +91

      your parents are a joke lul, they raised a racist bitch.

    • @CobraBoss23
      @CobraBoss23 6 лет назад +118

      3ND3RZ Im Muslim my self but you can’t call someone a racist because they discriminated a religion

  • @ShadowBanned-o_O
    @ShadowBanned-o_O 3 года назад +15

    Anyone consider the possibility that Fouseytube called the cops on his own show? So that he didn't have to explain why Drake and so many others didn't show up? Maybe I'm crazier than Fouseytube, but it seems like the most likely scenario to me.

  • @Toxag0n
    @Toxag0n 6 лет назад +134

    He's still making videos? Yikes.