The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti has a bad feeeling about Adriana's friend "Danielle"

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @Moonlight.Melon.Mounter
    @Moonlight.Melon.Mounter 4 года назад +2795

    “I was tryna say something positive cause she’s your friend”
    One of my fave Chrissy lines.

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 года назад +122

      Very allegorical

    • @roman_nersisyan
      @roman_nersisyan 4 года назад +23

      @Shapiro Shekelberg drinks are on the house

    • @patrickconnors4602
      @patrickconnors4602 4 года назад +16

      @Shapiro Shekelbergthere's only one irishman here!!

    • @guyincognito5706
      @guyincognito5706 3 года назад +3

      Jordan Mason Chrissy’s favorite line was his next one 👃

    • @dontbugme7362
      @dontbugme7362 3 года назад +13

      Like, "Nice muff you got there"...?

  • @hoopsheavenpa
    @hoopsheavenpa 4 года назад +3006

    Christopher’s hand must have crept up Danielle’s leg for warmth.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +87

      I could watch her walk away all night

    • @silviodante6792
      @silviodante6792 4 года назад +181

      Well we all know little Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 года назад +56

      @@James_Price79 Good, cuz like most girls that's what she's gonna do

    • @prettyvirginflaka2345
      @prettyvirginflaka2345 4 года назад +32

      I legit laughed out loud! based comment

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 года назад +12

      @A Synth coffee with the chicory....smh

  • @dinoirish5984
    @dinoirish5984 4 года назад +2016

    Chrissy could always smell a rat.
    His nose is a natural canopy.

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 года назад +34

      @@shutup2751 "I just did"

    • @joeb7975
      @joeb7975 4 года назад +19

      @@SilvioMDante i'm not tryin to say anything bad about him he's my homie

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 года назад +15

      @@joeb7975 He's your what?!

    • @joeb7975
      @joeb7975 4 года назад +11

      @@SilvioMDante he lives up near me

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 года назад +8

      @@joeb7975 Well, why didn't you say that? If you want to speak like a fvčkin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.

  • @rogueknight77
    @rogueknight77 3 года назад +912

    “You wanna say hello to Danielle?”
    “Not really”

  • @DFP
    @DFP 4 года назад +725

    In my mind I use the technique of positive visualization

    • @KentlandVFD33
      @KentlandVFD33 4 года назад +11

      Oh yeah?

    • @DFP
      @DFP 4 года назад +62

      @@KentlandVFD33 why do I always feel under mined? Based off the copyright situation Borko should have hearted my comment right there boom

    • @jupiterrising887
      @jupiterrising887 4 года назад +18

      He definitely had a positive visualization trying to hook up that three-way with Danielle. 😂

    • @cesarpolanco27
      @cesarpolanco27 4 года назад +1

      “You’re feeling negative most of the times”

    • @fugyaself2133
      @fugyaself2133 4 года назад +1

      He imagines chopping up one of the Baldwin brothers for being an overbearing boss and sexting his Aslan girlfriend.

  • @kylesamyn2080
    @kylesamyn2080 4 года назад +1217

    First Christopher gave Adriana the diamonds. Then he gave Danielle the pearls

  • @legacy7450
    @legacy7450 4 года назад +888

    He was smart enough to know something wasn’t right about Danielle

    • @mikewellwood1412
      @mikewellwood1412 3 года назад +253

      That's why he had to feel her out.

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 года назад +138

      He didn't know shit he just wanted Ade under his control and she was a threat to that.

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 Год назад

      @@brettpilkington9539 I don’t know ab that, I feel like she’s been nosing around, as a undercover, that’s new to the game probably would. He j thought she’s tryna get laid. Him and those fkn videos!

    • @Stormertheboy
      @Stormertheboy Год назад

      @@brettpilkington9539 that's like half the reason, he had a suspicion about her but he just jumped to the conclusion that she was a dyke which is why she acts weird. If chris had laid off the drugs he woulda caught her im pretty sure.

    • @eatu4tea
      @eatu4tea Год назад +129

      But not smart enough. Turning down free coke is an enormous red flag for a hoowa

  • @highthai7
    @highthai7 4 года назад +680

    Chrissy knew Danielle was negitive through his positive visualization.

    • @lifeisstr4nge
      @lifeisstr4nge 2 года назад +3

      wheeeeeeze

    • @Abde47
      @Abde47 Год назад +14

      He must’ve felt undermined by the way she didn’t let him feel her

    • @eskegit2876
      @eskegit2876 Год назад +4

      He was trying to visualize something positive cuz she's Ade's friend

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool 10 месяцев назад +2

      No he did ent

    • @liloolo
      @liloolo 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jjthomas8171
    @jjthomas8171 4 года назад +668

    HBO: Nice clip, where’d ya get it?
    Borko: you said you were gonna go, go.

  • @Stormertheboy
    @Stormertheboy Год назад +452

    I love how christopher is so controlling of Ade not even the FBI can properly spy on her

    • @TSwizzle777
      @TSwizzle777 Год назад +9

      Not controlling enough I guess.

    • @miguelpasamano4995
      @miguelpasamano4995 Год назад +5

      She got whacked. He didn't. What more could you ask for.

    • @bobbyhope9654
      @bobbyhope9654 Год назад +14

      @@miguelpasamano4995 But he did...

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy Год назад +32

      @@miguelpasamano4995 "She got whacked. He didn't."
      It's spelled "dident", and yes, he did.

    • @666olrac
      @666olrac Год назад

      @@TheMisterGuyso we have a first grade english level

  • @Vito-Spatafore.
    @Vito-Spatafore. 4 года назад +739

    Adriana was callin me da whole time Borko was uploading this clip.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +10

      I've figured out whats wrong with you, and its some bad shit.

    • @moemanncann895
      @moemanncann895 4 года назад +35

      You parade float! Tones missin a box of mallomars

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +7

      10 to 11..maybe 5 of

    • @willnailer2118
      @willnailer2118 4 года назад +13

      From the good ship lollipop ?

    • @brenthenshaw3585
      @brenthenshaw3585 4 года назад +8

      Not after you broke her f**kin' chayah.

  • @shemp_
    @shemp_ 4 года назад +257

    "Wanna say hello to Danielle?"
    "Not really."

  • @johnrotten3268
    @johnrotten3268 Год назад +163

    Danielle was weird though forreal.... She wasn't a good undercover. She just got a very vulnerable target...

    • @al1665
      @al1665 Год назад

      You know what the problem is, she gave Moltisanti a hard on

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 Год назад +38

      😂It was her first time going undercover

  • @stillcovalent
    @stillcovalent 3 года назад +325

    Christopher’s hand was sweeping for wiretaps on "Danielle"

    • @rcaldwel
      @rcaldwel 2 года назад +7

      Lmfao lmfao lmfao

    • @vadimzdonutube
      @vadimzdonutube Год назад

      Yeah imagine if she had a wiretap in her panties

    • @YoungShakespeareOfficial
      @YoungShakespeareOfficial 11 месяцев назад +8

      @misterhumerusback in my day, this would never happen to newly found hoowas

    • @arfenmalik1717
      @arfenmalik1717 2 месяца назад

      Wiretap on the thigh n going up towards the muffin 😂

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 Год назад +86

    Lol 0:39 "I gotta get up early tomorrow"
    "No matter how much the john offers you ?"
    Hahaha, golden line there from Chris.

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames Год назад +9

      That was a pretty sick burn.

    • @ScapoloMichael
      @ScapoloMichael Год назад +26

      Was he calling her a whore? Sometimes these American references go past me

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Год назад +14

      @@ScapoloMichael Yep you got it right

  • @jorge.jdm.10
    @jorge.jdm.10 2 года назад +265

    “I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” 😂😂 imma use that one

  • @jeor1450
    @jeor1450 4 года назад +432

    Next vid should be “when Christopher has not been there for Tony 100%”. Would run 25 minutes

    • @heavingearth6727
      @heavingearth6727 4 года назад +27

      Tony was the biggest POS on the show

    • @joshv3190
      @joshv3190 Год назад +23

      "Hey T....sorry I'm late"
      -Chris, every episode

    • @Unearth164
      @Unearth164 Год назад +4

      Him nodding out right after saying that is too perfect

  • @rustykuntz94
    @rustykuntz94 4 года назад +305

    The brain on Adriana ova here. Meets a broad in the mall and suddenly she’s her twin following her around.

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 7 месяцев назад +8

      ...sometimes that happens. You can get a friend at the unlikeliest of places.

    • @PodcastClips23969
      @PodcastClips23969 4 месяца назад +11

      @@Supperdude9
      Context matters, she’s involved in criminal activity with the FBI on them, and out of nowhere “ some girl wants to be her friend”

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 4 месяца назад +3

      @@PodcastClips23969 Fair enough, yes, but 1, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. And 2, the mobsters are VERY wary of this stuff, but not necessarily the girlfriends. Mob wives are, yes, but not the girlfriends. She's not trained to spot plants.
      I agree with you in that she should have been more careful, but she wasn't. She was too self absorbed to pay attention. And that's what got her done in at the end, her self absorption. She thought things would work out. And she wouldn't have gotten into the car with Silvio without that mindset.

  • @sackjoyer9229
    @sackjoyer9229 2 года назад +308

    Michael Imperioli is such a fantastic actor it's hard to believe it's acting

    • @bilsid
      @bilsid Год назад +26

      it's acting without acting

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes Год назад +3

      @@bilsid😂haha

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 Год назад +18

      Its like you almost believe he was a Junkie in these Scenes .. he has it down .

    • @_lithp
      @_lithp Год назад +8

      his looks really help sell the nepolian complex archetype.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Год назад +3

      I don't even know what a junkie looks like, but when I saw his acting, I still knew that's what it looks like.

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r 4 года назад +189

    I don't get why Danielle didn't fall in love with Little Paulie. Charming, handsome, overall great dude.

    • @izzysteepy7965
      @izzysteepy7965 4 года назад +1

      Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin Nash.

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool 2 года назад +51

      Was okay till his face was more glass than skin

    • @Minchken
      @Minchken 2 года назад +44

      @@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool I knew that was comin'!

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 2 года назад +28

      You should know sweetie

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 Год назад +4

      Can’t tell if this is a quote or joke or something, but she’s already married w a kid.

  • @minnaraiha2979
    @minnaraiha2979 4 года назад +151

    Corsette barked at a made guy.
    Now little corsette works as a couch pillow down in elvis country.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 года назад +12

      @@Carmine_Lupertazzi On a hill, surrounded by pine cones.

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 года назад +5

      😂

  • @willnailer2118
    @willnailer2118 4 года назад +180

    The smack crawled into christofuh's arm for warmth.

  • @Kronic_gf
    @Kronic_gf Год назад +145

    Chris’s “OOHHH WHAT THE FUCK”when she throws the drink at him is a top 10 “OHH” of the series

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 Год назад +8

      That wasa all-pro OHH but falls short of the Paulie HoF

    • @michaelb9537
      @michaelb9537 Год назад +1

      I’m always amazed at the OOHHHH at Gottis “not guilty” verdict

  • @mackwilkins5167
    @mackwilkins5167 10 месяцев назад +11

    “I was trying to say something positive ‘cuz she’s your friend” *gestures*
    Still one of the best deliveries and lol moments in the show for me personally

  • @joeregan3181
    @joeregan3181 4 года назад +112

    Now Danielle, she had an arc

  • @TravelsChases
    @TravelsChases 4 года назад +171

    Adriana : "You wanna say hello to Danielle?"
    Chris : "Not really!"
    Who knew , Chris was smarter than any of the others in that glorified crew !

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 Год назад +15

      Pretty sure that’s j him being an @ss hole, cuz he wanted to shoot up after a stressful day.😂😂

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 4 года назад +195

    Chrissy is a master municipalator; very hands on, very allegorical.

    • @JayyJay92
      @JayyJay92 2 года назад +2

      What did little carmine mean by allegorical lol what was he actually trying to say?

    • @realBarronTrump
      @realBarronTrump Год назад +3

      @@JayyJay92 probably Methodical

    • @Incel_81
      @Incel_81 Год назад +4

      Chris helped me with my subspecies.

    • @axiomaddict
      @axiomaddict Год назад +2

      “…and very intelligentsia…”

  • @darnellmajor9016
    @darnellmajor9016 3 года назад +96

    I don't know if it's the accents but these fights be unintentionally hilarious LMAO

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 2 года назад

      It's like Jersey Shore, but with not retarded people.

  • @the-blue-barron2791
    @the-blue-barron2791 Год назад +62

    "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" Chrisie is such a nice guy 😄

  • @wawawuu
    @wawawuu Год назад +36

    "You said she was gay" - "Who knows what her problem is"

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 4 года назад +79

    Sopranos:
    The trainspotting years

  • @heatalldayy
    @heatalldayy 4 года назад +131

    RIP Little Cosette.

    • @Yacubisko
      @Yacubisko 4 года назад +44

      Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.

    • @Yacubisko
      @Yacubisko 4 года назад +11

      @Matt Joseph Give me a break will ya? That purse rat was a fahking disgrace and she never had the makings of a guarding dog eitha. A bit of a poseur if you ask me, total debacle of nature design. And that's that.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +11

      All because she wanted a bit of warmth 😔

    • @huaijiutv
      @huaijiutv 4 года назад +25

      Cosette? It's a fucking nickname! The family name's Cosettrelli!

    • @silviodante6792
      @silviodante6792 4 года назад +10

      Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

  • @paulie-Gualtieri.
    @paulie-Gualtieri. 4 года назад +179

    In principle I sympathize with her predicament, Ginny suffered from chronic flatulence and IBS too. At it's height it could take out 6 blocks.

    • @moemanncann895
      @moemanncann895 4 года назад +4

      Shoulda stayed in the car

    • @huaijiutv
      @huaijiutv 4 года назад +15

      It's settled John, so either remove her mole or get the fuck over it!

    • @douglaswilke8582
      @douglaswilke8582 4 года назад +4

      Only problem with Ade was that it turned into Terminal Flatulence.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 года назад +2

      @@moemanncann895 With her 95 pound mole, she has a little trouble getting into the seat.

    • @jessefortini4851
      @jessefortini4851 4 года назад +6

      You're tellin me how hard it is?

  • @pr0gressd
    @pr0gressd 4 года назад +57

    Christopher "You know what? Im gonna get high" Moltisanti

  • @BiancoCorvette86
    @BiancoCorvette86 4 года назад +23

    So early I just gotta say....No bullshit, no made-up comments, just a thanks to Borko and that great Serbian internet connection.
    From a goomba in New Jersey.

  • @jonathanrojas6537
    @jonathanrojas6537 Год назад +16

    “ you and those fucken videos “ LMFAOOO 😂🤣

  • @hardface7590
    @hardface7590 4 года назад +134

    He was just reaching for the shine box

  • @xavierrodriguez7525
    @xavierrodriguez7525 4 года назад +293

    Cosette was a great character. Wish we could have seen more of her...

  • @Filip-db2tn
    @Filip-db2tn Год назад +222

    Rare moments where we see how smart Chrissy can be. He knew how to drive Ade away from that girl, even though he only did it for his selfish reasons, bc she was annoying and he dissliked her, and most likely he felt he is loosing full control over Ade. It turned out he saved whole crew from feds here

    • @easy0828
      @easy0828 Год назад +33

      I liked Ade but even Tonys uncle Eckley coulve manipulated her. Plus she has these Stockholm-Syndrome-like feelings when it comes to Chrissy.

    • @ShiddyKong
      @ShiddyKong Год назад +13

      They talked in this video about how no good deed goes unpunished while Adriana and Chris’ relationship is about how his abuse towards her suits his lifestyle. Which of course, leads to his death

    • @noiteroxadveraum8872
      @noiteroxadveraum8872 Год назад

      every girl has "Stockholm syndrome" for bad boys

    • @wyettmuth8411
      @wyettmuth8411 Год назад

      I don’t think this was some sort of Machiavellian move on Christopher’s part.. I think he just wanted a threesome lol

    • @JohnDavid-jb8ds
      @JohnDavid-jb8ds 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@easy0828 that's just girl shit

  • @James_Price79
    @James_Price79 4 года назад +67

    Chrissies cousin the liquidator is my favourite character, I wish they had done more with him

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +6

      @@Carmine_Lupertazzi its a shame his career petered out

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +7

      @@Carmine_Lupertazzi it died on the vine

    • @HighPriestVaticanAssasin
      @HighPriestVaticanAssasin 11 месяцев назад

      It died on the vine, the guy, he moved or somethin​@@James_Price79

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 4 года назад +52

    2:55 Little Paulie was hilarious in this scene, so Italian lol

  • @daviddavidson713
    @daviddavidson713 4 года назад +66

    “What did you think you were going to do f*ck the two of us?! You and those f*cking videos! ” which videos was she talking about? Borko uploads?

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 3 года назад +4

      Best comment

    • @c.m.f.1
      @c.m.f.1 3 года назад

      @@DrJ-hx7wv it really is I gotta say

  • @AT-ki8jz
    @AT-ki8jz 4 года назад +21

    2:24 ... One thing that sets Sopranos apart from the rest, is the music. "My Rifle, My Pony, and Me" - Dean Martin ... Kudos to Don Borko keeping it in his clip

  • @squeezycakes
    @squeezycakes 3 года назад +21

    'i was trying to say something POSITIVE cos' she's your friend!'

    • @mattlee7210
      @mattlee7210 3 года назад +1

      Chris thought she had nice ass but he was not going to admit that to Adriana lol

  • @galaxyglitterlatte4664
    @galaxyglitterlatte4664 Год назад +29

    That apartment was always sooo depressing. Sooo dark.

    • @louisn1368
      @louisn1368 4 месяца назад +1

      It was cosy

    • @PuchitoGuzmán
      @PuchitoGuzmán 4 месяца назад +3

      David Chase probably made it that way

    • @Berserk096-z6v
      @Berserk096-z6v Месяц назад +1

      Probably done on purpose, most drug addicts i knew had similar appartements and they always live in the dark, dark rooms is scientificly proven it makes people more depressing

  • @colderplasma
    @colderplasma 3 года назад +14

    0:34 Danielle was enjoying her wine so much she downed it and got rid of the glass within the space of 1 cut.

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 Год назад +25

    Freaking Chris trying to get a three way😂 “She took my hand and she was rubbing it on herself”🤣 “Christofah “I DIDN’T DO IT” Moltisanti lol

  • @pmwest7977
    @pmwest7977 4 года назад +43

    "He can depend on me"
    *shoots heroin*
    Sacred and propane; very allegorical.

  • @Sir-Seaniel
    @Sir-Seaniel 4 года назад +28

    “Those bags look like Gucci”
    “He gets them all the time. His cousin is a liquidator”

    • @ccx806
      @ccx806 2 года назад +3

      His cousin is an interior decorator
      He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!

  • @jimbob7582
    @jimbob7582 3 года назад +57

    “you know what? Imma get high.” ahaha

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 Год назад +4

      That Always ends well.
      In all seriousness, if he smoked weed, it would’ve.

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Год назад +8

      I love how he says that like it's the greatest idea ever lol. As a former user (and still use every now and then), it really does feel like it's the greatest thing ever sometimes though.

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 Год назад

      ​@@John-sr2hrHeroin is fun when you use it first two, three years by taking it occasionaly, it doesn't turn you into addict instantly, you can take it recretionally for few years and not become an addict but it's a dangerous because you become more and more prone to using it- thinking - if i can use it once a week, i can every third day, then every second day and finally every day but you can still stop using it without too much cravings- you just feel little uncomfortable few days and then you feel fine. But that's a big problem because you think you can stop everytime you want and you fall into a trap, every next time is harder and harder stop using it and cravings and cold turkey become unbearable. But substitutes for heroin like methadone or buprenorphine are even worse considering cold turkey which here lasts for months, heroin crisis is about 10 days , oxycontin and other opioids are all over, big pharma advertised it as a harmless analgetics but it made millions of addicts because doctors prescripted it like it's a candy for every mild pain, but other things , natural stuff like marijuana, thc oil, kratom are in many places still forbidden

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 10 месяцев назад

      you're just chipping, like Chris says, right?@@John-sr2hr

  • @satanicaleve
    @satanicaleve 4 года назад +43

    Chris is lying to himself about how smoking heroin is more addictive. That first rush one gets from the needle is way more addicting than smoking it. Chris was just saying that to make himself look like he doesn't have a problem

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie 4 года назад +30

      I mean, you have a problem regardless of whether you shoot, smoke or snort it.

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 Год назад

      ​@@Avengerie Yes, but shooting it is the easiest way to kill you or give you diseases like HIV and hepatitis. For smoking you need more of it, heroin addicts don't do it often unless they have access to load of it, because they see that as wasting it, you can shoot or snort few times for the quantity of heroin needed for smoking it. Snorting is the least effective way of using it, you can't feel the rush because when you shoot you take the whole dose directly into your bloodstream , by snorting many of it is stucked and don't reach the whole body system , but is definitely much less dangerous for your health and less toxic - you don't get disease, you don't destroy your veins, by shooting you don't ingest only heroin but all the stuff they mix it into it - sometimes they even cut it with strichnine, which is a rat poison ,it gives some high but can easily kill you. And now with fentanyl , people are dying all the time when they cut with it.

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 Год назад

      Yea one of the dumbest most ignorant comments n the show lol

  • @Tony-uy3dx
    @Tony-uy3dx 3 года назад +47

    6:20 always cracks me up 😂

  • @ohio72213
    @ohio72213 2 года назад +10

    "You were sayin she had a nice aSS" lmao the way she says it

  • @chuckwood8452
    @chuckwood8452 4 года назад +81

    Christopher takes out his prick, tells Danielle “hold this for me” smashes her in the face with it..
    Vito: “I knew that was comin!!”

    • @mmodnao
      @mmodnao 10 месяцев назад

      There’s an image!

  • @John-Sacrimoni
    @John-Sacrimoni 4 года назад +52

    Borko why don't you stop judging wet t-shirt competitions in Florida

    • @Yacubisko
      @Yacubisko 4 года назад +19

      Always with tha scenarios...

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +7

      You're in a good mood!

  • @huaijiutv
    @huaijiutv 4 года назад +37

    After Telemundo leaves the room, HBO says: Borko, I saw what you did. What did you think, you were gonna steal shows from the two of us? You and your fucking videos!

    • @douglaswilke8582
      @douglaswilke8582 4 года назад +5

      Borko:Telemundo was coming onto me.They were telling me where they get their Tamales.

  • @StormAutoAdventures
    @StormAutoAdventures Год назад +21

    You said she had a nice ass! I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend lolololol!!!! 😂
    Gets me every time

  • @ukunboxings2242
    @ukunboxings2242 Год назад +11

    Adriana"What did you think you were going to fuck the two of us" probably yeah, nearly a very lucky man there. 😂

  • @nickamenta12
    @nickamenta12 9 месяцев назад +2

    I like how he calls someone stupid then says smoking is more addictive than shooting.

  • @joeyoung6987
    @joeyoung6987 4 года назад +7

    "With all your intelligence, you never see the big picture."
    "What, like, the one on the wall?"

  • @bigalthecrusher
    @bigalthecrusher 4 года назад +29

    1 beer left?? borko was over, we had pizza

  • @Blashmack
    @Blashmack 3 года назад +15

    1:25 Casually yelling at your boyfriend while he is heating up a spoon. Hilarious and sad

  • @Shaythe
    @Shaythe 2 года назад +12

    Why do I think that Chris telling Adriana where Danielle got her clothes from was a result of him asking haha.

  • @eagle1458
    @eagle1458 4 года назад +18

    Adrianna never had the canopy of a varsity H smoker

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 2 месяца назад +3

    Adriana: "you said she has a nice ass."
    Chrissy: "i was tryna say something positive, cause shes your friend."

  • @jakec947
    @jakec947 2 года назад +7

    “Infallible Pope Tony XXIII” LMAO

  • @bestgabriel4156
    @bestgabriel4156 3 года назад +16

    Chris had some SERIOUS LYRIX (Dudes rebuttal game was INSANE 💯😂🤣)

  • @samuelcapritta1086
    @samuelcapritta1086 4 года назад +35

    I wish they had done more with the Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd. He was my favorite character

  • @GiantsFan1734
    @GiantsFan1734 4 года назад +89

    “You can never trust a drug addict”
    ~Gus Fring

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 Год назад

      Juan bolsa is an even scummier Johnny Sack.

    • @kulio1214
      @kulio1214 Год назад

      >trusts a drug addict and dies

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 Год назад +2

      It's true for the most of them but not all of them. Chris wouldn't flip , he would keep his mouth shut and get through cold turkey in a jail.
      Chris after Adrianna's death became dissilussioned about mob and could easily flip if he stayed alive and not using drugs nor alcohol

    • @joshuafult84
      @joshuafult84 11 месяцев назад

      Exactly he never snitched or turned on anyone. The drug usage wasn't his downfall it was his tense relationship with Tony due to women lol@@mariozd971

  • @moblack5883
    @moblack5883 Год назад +9

    Adrianna was naive. Just some random woman starts hanging out. Anyone would think that’s odd.

  • @wannawin95
    @wannawin95 4 года назад +20

    Borko: You were saying he had nice uploads!
    Me: use your head, what would I want with SopranosFan57 when I got you?

  • @jjthomas8171
    @jjthomas8171 4 года назад +21

    In my mind I use the power of positive visualization to compliment Danielle

  • @Mr7vwf8nzi
    @Mr7vwf8nzi 4 года назад +8

    Adriana go take a midol. Danielle now make the coffee.

  • @dfsczar5150
    @dfsczar5150 Год назад +6

    Adraina "You were saying she had a nice ass."
    Chrissy "I was trying to say something positive"

  • @campbellz_soup6071
    @campbellz_soup6071 3 года назад +7

    5:51 WHOA! What the fuck!

  • @captainquark9116
    @captainquark9116 3 года назад +19

    that dog has the most annoying bark of all time

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 года назад +3

      Yes, and I love dogs. I couldn't take her for five minutes.

    • @PuchitoGuzmán
      @PuchitoGuzmán 4 месяца назад

      Leave her out of it

  • @kirke2139
    @kirke2139 4 года назад +25

    Cwistopha’s natural canopy helped him sniff out feds.

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 4 года назад +6

    We need a full Danielle video

  • @gyrogerg
    @gyrogerg 4 года назад +12

    I gotta remember this video for next time when I need to say something positive about my wife’s friend

  • @ennuiblue4295
    @ennuiblue4295 3 года назад +6

    Most people don't know this, but Cosette was wired for sound. She tried to crawl under the Feds for warmth

  • @clc-gl4jn
    @clc-gl4jn 2 года назад +18

    Technically, Chris wasn't wrong; she did take his hand and was rubbing it on herself but away from her😂😂😂

  • @bigbird2170
    @bigbird2170 4 года назад +5

    The infallible Pope Borko the 23rd and His uplifting uploads. Commendatore Don!

  • @chriswade9871
    @chriswade9871 4 года назад +27

    No wonder Paulie thought a dog barking was justification for murdering it. That fucking yapping is awful

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 года назад +3

      That's not what he meant, but yeah.

    • @curtisbradley5171
      @curtisbradley5171 Год назад +2

      Cossette even picked up that Danielle wasn't right

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@curtisbradley5171 Evil detecting doggy...

    • @eljean86
      @eljean86 10 месяцев назад +1

      Dogs smell Feds like they do Terminators.

  • @Kalda3
    @Kalda3 2 года назад +4

    3:10 the way she says “what’s a matter baby”
    I fuckin love ade

  • @erentheca
    @erentheca Год назад +1

    Christopher's hand was a made man and Danielle's leg wasn't. Danielle had to sit and take it. It was real greaseball shit. He even got marinara sauce all over the material so she couldn't wear the pants to funerals.

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs 9 месяцев назад +3

    5:35 If you were in this situation how could you not attempt it?

  • @mike47734
    @mike47734 3 года назад +10

    The fact that he said smoking it is more addictive than shooting it..🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ shooting it is by farrr the most addictive method and is also extremely dangerous.

    • @zzzzzz-ti2rv
      @zzzzzz-ti2rv 3 года назад +5

      He knows that but is trying to be delusional because his girl saying "I'll just smoke it" makes him feel bad about shooting it , so he tries to make her feel smoking is worse. Truly manipulative.

  • @vladimirkievsky7635
    @vladimirkievsky7635 4 года назад +7

    “Infallible Pope Tony the 23rd”

  • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
    @Gunners_Mate_Guns Год назад +3

    "I was tryin' to say something positve 'cause she's your friend."
    Pure class, Chris.

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 4 года назад +5

    Lol the tag said "Fancy luggage"

  • @babayagaslobbedaknobba
    @babayagaslobbedaknobba Год назад +3

    "Wanna say hi to Danielle?"
    "Not really."
    Hahahaha!

  • @T11639
    @T11639 3 года назад +3

    Mrs Borko: "You and those fuckin' videos!"
    Borko: "Ohhhhh.....HBO came on to me!"

  • @lionsgarage
    @lionsgarage 2 года назад +8

    You know Quasimoto predicted this.

  • @trillgates2452
    @trillgates2452 4 года назад +7

    "I got it under control."

  • @roejogan215
    @roejogan215 4 года назад +6

    His cousin was a liquidator & his intervention counselor would break into Stew Lennon’s & get free pork loins

  • @unknownsource4359
    @unknownsource4359 4 года назад +5

    "You never know I can be on the endangered species list"

  • @JohnDoe-od7ye
    @JohnDoe-od7ye 4 года назад +11

    That pocket rat was barking because she was cold. She wanted to crawl under someone for warmth.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 года назад

      Well she certainly did that, according to Chrissy anyway.

  • @mrsteel9026
    @mrsteel9026 Год назад +3

    It must be really scary being undercover.

  • @bigalthecrusher
    @bigalthecrusher 4 года назад +4

    Chris with his hand on Danielle's leg... up in da club

  • @wawawuu
    @wawawuu Год назад +7

    "[Smoking] is more addictive than shootin'"
    It's definitely not, lol

    • @mariozd971
      @mariozd971 Год назад +1

      It gives you stronger rush but you need much more of it, basically wasting it. You can snort or shoot few times the quantity needed for smoking. Crack cocaine is the strongest experience , much stronger then shooting or snorting it but is instantly addictive.

    • @wawawuu1514
      @wawawuu1514 Год назад

      @@mariozd971 I smoked crack about a year ago, but only because I knew I have next to zero interest in cocaine, wouldn't get hooked because of one try (I am a curious person) and because I know enough people who got addicted and would do like, literally anything for another high. And I don't wanna be those people. I don't want to fuck over my friends. Cocaine is a hole that grows bigger the more of you shovel inside. To their credit, the people who prepared the hit for me wouldn't have given it to me if they had known I never smoked it before.
      The experience itself was...boring, in a way? It's like a steam engine is rolling through your head, but it gave me next to nothing that I like in drugs. I like amphetamine, because it makes me talkatative and enables creativity and stuff like that, but coke? Like, what's the fucking point, you throw out ten bucks for a high that isn't even sociable, so to speak, and lasts for no longer than 15 minutes, most of which is already beyond the peak. No thanks, I got enough problems, I don't need a cocaine addiction, too (thank god amphetamine is cheap as fuck, not that I would encourage anyone to get hooked on it. Still, the far lesser harmful drug when compared with coke).
      One thing I recently noticed is that people who would sell their soul for another hit of coke don't only have no perspective in life, they also don't even seem to care for having one (as far as I can tell). And that would explain why cocaine is so much fun for them. There is no point to it. Only when your life is/appears to be (next to) pointless, it makes sense to do something so stupid to yourself.