SCP-3008 - Infinite IKEA
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Please include 1730 in the future. It will most definitely be a 3+ part series, as it is very indepth, for lack of a better term. "What happened to Site 13?"
The Scarlet King will definitely be one of your most interesting
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lol i get it
Connor
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Android Detroit
Guys help I entered an IKEA and the lights turned off and now there's staff telling me to get out of the store because it's closing.
Never thought I would see you here
Same here
Oof
Omg help
press b to fly
“My biggest fear? If I do die tonight, I’ll just wake up here again in the morning.” That hit me hard with the feels for some reason.
It'd be worse if he didn't remember what happened or he was the only one who did.
@@TeCHnORiOT That would be horrible
spook
Maybe he was afraid to wake up as one of the staff
@@elduquecaradura1468 its a metaphor for hell. saying that if he'd die he would go to hell and that he's already at hell thus waking up at the same place.
Considering that 3008-2 doesn't have eyes, SCP-173 would have a field day in this Ikea.
Scp 173:this is my lucky day!
Ikea: *Please exit the store, we are closed*
SCP 173: OH BOY 3 AM! *CRUNCH*
Crunching Intensifies.
Lol
But no eyes = no eye contact?
And I thought they didn't have bones
SCP-3008 : *Exists*
Mr.Beast : *FIRST TO LEAVE IKEA WINS $10.000*
[Who Cares] he should do that. Jk! Ima go make a fortress of furniture in now.
(SEND HELP.)
Mr Beast isn't one to put "GONE WRONG" in his title
Your right gojiraguy
How bout this
SCP-3008-2: THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE LEAVE.
Person: I would love to leave but I can’t find the exit
SCP-3008-2: Oh I’m sorry let me show you
Their leader be like WTF?!?!
*intelligence* *100*
He showed him the entrance to heaven
These humans being stupid
The exit of *L I F E*
"The food needs to be rationed"
And you get a meatball,
And you get a meatball,
EVERYBODY GETS A MEATBALL
oversimplified.mp4
@@aa-fd9wn a a a a
@@aa-fd9wn a a a a a a
@@aa-fd9wn a a a a a a a a
@@aa-fd9wn a a a a a a a a a
A man has fallen into a shelf in IKEA,start the rescue drone to save him.
HEY!
BUILD THE RESCUE DRONE
AND OFF TO THE RESCUE
prepare the tracker
HEY!
Poor dude who wrote the journal.
So close, yet so far....
He almost made it fully out. Too bad that staff was still chasing him
@Ace Of Spades yeah
F
but in the end, it doesn- I’ll shut up now
I thought he survived the staff but later dies to injuries. He made out to at least see the sun
This is why I love SCPs, they’re so varied
You have nightmare spawning pools, invincible reptiles, orange blobs of hugs, Beethoven jump scare spaghetti, shy pale dudes, neck snapping statues, phone app dog people and an infinite ikea, and that’s just scratching the surface
is it bad that i know all of these?
I want a TV show based exclusively around this SCP, it’s such an interesting concept.
@@cammydwhammy how about an anime?
@@dingdawng you forgot about the exploding eyes, a humorous mask that melts you, a teleporting man, flesh, big bell boi, an incompetent doctor, gatekeeping, zippy boi and sunlight.
@@mam0741 i see that now. but you left out scp 3008 but a forest, stair boi, fuck you *smashes with mannequin arms*, angel of death, kid herpes, deus ex machina, and a black guy.
Ok so that's why my dad didn't come back with the milk
This is severely underrated
This I think is unoriginal
Nice joke and all but who gets milk from *IKEA*
Arthur Murgen so true
JackaBoiGamez but why did your dad go to Ikea to get Milk, What an idiot, deserved it lol.
“Too bad ikea doesn’t sell guns...”
*GUESS WHAT IKEA ALSO DOESN’T HAVE, A PHARMACY! AND YOU FOUND THAT! SO I BET IF YA SEARCH FAR ENOUGH YOU’LL FIND SOME GUNS!*
Foundation should have flown in support
@@enderbirds3814 nah they wont do that because they're not here to save people, so they're not gonna waste resources on scattering firearms all over an infinite plane of ikea
It’s Sweden not America
memeboi 69 The super IKEA doesn’t give a shit
Darknessrainsfromabove 90 Really? Absolutely nobody?
Husband: Honey, I'm lost
Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I'm in the cafeteria.
Wife: Oh yeah, I see. Just go 5 kilometres west.
More like 5 miles west
@@shirosocool2938 just go 120000000 million miles
Husband: but which one is the West?
@@MAG_1204 u said weast?
@@shirosocool2938?
*I JUST NEEDED A NEW TABLE DAMNIT*
Ikr the IKEA is fucking bullshit
;w;
I just needed SOME GODDAMN FUCKING SCP-420-J GIVE ME SOME FUCKERS
Sir I'm sorry but we don't sell scp-420-j but we do sell crack
K
If you ever get trapped in this place,just say “Okay” when they ask you to leave the store. Then they will kindly escort you to the exit
Of life
Yeah sure mate
**Please exit the building**
Can you lead me to it
**Sure**
**bashes my skull**
I can confirm (I may be writing this from beyond the grave) (The internet here is great)
Death?
THERES ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP
NO PREStON 😾🔪 stay back! *procedes to sprint out of store*
God this comment is so underrated
I'll mark it on your map.
Shut the FUCK UP PREESSSSTONNNNN
@@SlightRecoiI A N O T H E R S E T T L E M E N T N E E D S Y O U R H E L P , I L L M A R K I T O N Y O U R M A P.
So wait this guy exited the ikea but a staff killed him when he was out THEY TELL YOU TO GET OUT and he was out :(
I’m a Giant duck he didn’t pay for the notebook or the food
I’m a Giant duck YEAH LIKE BOI PLS
Shawn woah it makes so much sense and he kill them noob workers
Well the staff do attack no matter what if they are attacked, so maybe there was some self defence involved. Maybe the staff members think IKEA is everywhere.
I’m a Giant duck he killed his friend and he wanted revenge and he dint pay for meatballs
just hire a couple of these dudes and you’ll have some security guards for Black Friday
Nice one.
But you know people will just overpower the guards like zombies from World War Z even these Ikea guards are nothing compared to the human greed for cheep goods
Hmmm true true
My logic: well of course humans will overrun the guard's
People 60-2 guard's 2-2
shut up weeb your gay
Epic Gamer Time *you’re
employee: oh hi
2 seconds later:
THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED
Imagine the CEO of IKEA going in then revealing his identity.
@moist man nah fam they would bow to their lord
That was a tragic story. You finally escape but the second you do you get killed. At least he got to see the light of day one last time.
Plot twist he walks out into SCP-001 when day breaks
Ruphite _Seifeld theme_
Thanks for the spoiler
He escaped at night
It was midnight when he left
Can y’all imagine the amount of joy you would get from escaping from somewhere that you began to think you’d never escape from and then 10 seconds later feeling your skin being torn off your body
I could but I'm a computer
@@RandomPerson-bv6nc Control alt delete.
Old account get over it
@@Fl0r3s707 Maybe pay attention while watching the video an you'd know that doesn't work.
@@Fl0r3s707 i thought you were the fbi🤔
Why don't the people trapped in there put torches down so staff don't spawn?
Perharps minecraft does
Just light the whole place on fire lmao
They don't have cobblestone to make furnaces or coal
DryGrahamCracker it’s called infinite ikea for a reason and it’s gonna be a pain to re light them all
@@5campos1 they don't burn out
Logic:
The staff attack you and tell you to leave the building.
You leave the building and they kill you
“Why do I fix everything I touch?”
The staff member shoulda just stopped cold at the door. "Have a nice evening, come back soon!"
SCP-3008-2 is just slendermans well fed family with a job
Scp 3008-2 in a peanut shell
The Store: Now Closed
The Building: Please Exit
Nonomen this was released 7 minutes ago how are you here 3 hours ago
Zera The wolf maaaaaaaaagic
He is a patreon. They get early access.
@@zera666
Time Travel
I wonder, what if you were in space or on the moon , and you saw scp 096 picture of his face face. Can he even get you
Set the ikea on fire then maybe the staff will show the exit
Human: A perfectly regular, normal old ikea
A perfectly regular, normal old ikea: am I a joke to you?
The store? Now closed.
The building? Please exit.
Hotel? Trivago.
SCP- 999 I have seen this joke at least 10 times today XD
Lol
SCP- 999 be my pet
Hello gelatinous substance that cures peoples depression
hi little guy
Staff: The store is now closed.
Person: How do you know?
Staff: The lights are off.
Person: *picks up Ikea lamp*.
Staff: This is beyond science.
Staff: Wait that’s illegal
XXDD
@ItzGoldGamerzYT ROBLOX and MORE! lol
Person: Well, that's how mafia works.
Staff: Excuse me, what the~
Then, he had to make the lamp.
That moment when you walk into an IKEA and you can't find the exit and the staff are slenderman's cousins
“But his hands were big enough to crush a watermelon”
Me: *his head is the watermelon*
Holy crap
O god
Tyler Knight
His pfp lol
The Man Behind The Slaughter i have seen you before on a other video
@@poit9491 what video?
This would honestly be the safest place to hide from the “Red Sun” Scp
@Sir Doggo
what’s that?
never mind I know now
It’s the when day breaks it’s an scp001 proposal it’s not canon
@@ollies1235 There's an SCP (I don't remember his number, but it's a guy who randomly teleports to other realities) who visited a world where this proposal happened
@@Fred-xy9ch SCP-507
Wow... this is horrible...
The people didn’t even pay for the meatballs they ate!
That for sure is a crime
Put those fucking degenerates on a cross
Melenni Its *FREE* MEATBALLS ! Who wouldn’t say yes?
KirbyIsHere they weren’t free! They stole the meatballs and ate them without paying! That’s why the staff kill them, because they didn’t pay!
And they wouldn't leave the store even after being politely asked to!
I love this SCP and the connected story so much
Easily one of my favorites
Its such a hellish landscape huh
people: *afraid of entering SCP-3008*
SCP-3008: _has guards_
to stop anyone from leaving not entering probably
I actually want to find this IKEA, and no one is gonna stop me
@@sunnymango5302 same but I'm 13 and don't have a car to find it. Also it's fictional....
@Luke F ? you just proved my point. sure, when they see a HUMAN escape they take them in but they dont want the scp-3008-2 to leave! which is why they will shoot the monsters on site. not many people will ind it because they diverted all roads from it
@@NotSandhorst it is stated that its to prevent humans from entering not to prevent humans from leaving
It only just occured to me that the possible reason the SCP 3008-2 followed the dude out of the store was because he had an Ikea notebook that he 'stole'. At least I'm assuming he found it in the store. I didn't catch that when I read it.
I think near the beginning it said ikea brand or smth
Ya it did.
What if he dropped some cash on the floor and that coundted as payment and they never attacked him
Damn that’s a good idea. What about clothes though? I mean after half a year in an ikea I’m guessing they are all wearing the “staff” clothes cause it doesn’t smell and is not dirty anyways. Maybe also that is the reason? Also about the box with supplies and apiece of staff, I think another city planted a “bait” of some sort when they were trading, so that the attention of staff would go to that city. It’s a pretty good idea tbh. Like a planted bait that helps to keep “staff” away from your city. It could also give you time to find an “exit” as there are less staff roaming around the area.
Yooo that's very interesting
@@niko64_ yeah I thought the same thing when he brought up people turning on each other
"The store is now closed, ma'am. You need to leave."
*_Mashes head until it turns to ash_*
Possessive Bitch you need to burn stuff to get ash what
@@popcornegg4405 Not if you can mash someone's head with a FALCON PUNCH!
Corvus no that’s just mashed potatoes but heads
@@popcornegg4405 Are they at least sweat potatoes?
Corvus are they?
🤔
I'm calling it here and now someone put a piece of the staff inside one of the supply boxes as sabotage. Possibly someone from the other settlements when they trade from time to time.
ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOUR HELP, ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP
@@rebelgaming1.5.14
NOOO PRESTON PISS OFF
@@Sgil97 General, you don't mean these things.
Anyway, I've got word of another settlement that ne...
Ah, so this is where my father went.
Same, i always thought my dad was lying that he was gonna go to ikea. Not knowing he's trapped in there :(
Oh God this makes sooooo much sense now
Copied comment 👌
Wow, what an original and funny comment. Here’s your gold medal that’s made entirely out of chocolate.
@@Lolpy. a chocolate medal is better then a normal one. So thats a bigger trophy
Ahh our most effective trap yet🇸🇪
+Combat Hoovy what kind trap you talk about? ;-P
@@lealien9247 the one you have in your "homework" folder
WE GOT IKEAS *WHOOOOOO*
I knew that after being neutral they’re whole life that they were up to summin
Megafällan
"Turns out humanity is better than we usually see, that's nice"
"So apparently someone sabotaged us with a chunk of staff, for no good reason"
yeah but i wonder why. hey infinite recources as well as staff. bruh i have an idea, lets put a piece of a staff in a box and kill a whole town. less people alive to fight the staff so we can all die faster.
Maybe someone resorted to like attempt to eat some parts of scp 3008 2, or attempted to find out more about them.
What if it fell doing an attack
@@andyandersson5497 Resources are infinite, but randomly replenished. But I agree it is stupid regardless because it just makes the already unsafe store even more unsafe
They were probably sending it over for research purposes
The staff : you think this is an easy job to restock market and chasing people on the aisle
They killed Jared
WHATS UP IM JARED I 19 AND IM NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ
How did you write this comment if you didn't know how to read I find spelling harder than reading
@@acompletelynormalhuman6392 bitch I thought your pfp was Granny
29:57 he tried to assert his dominance on the humans before dying
E
I dont understand
E
@@gagida1829 Do a T pose to assert dominance
... it failed
Clean up on aisle...everywhere.
Clean up on aisle... yes.
Clean up on aisle, um, what’s that? 4790638954795858? No? You know where it is, clean it up
Underrated comment
By such Tasks, I understand, why SCP-3008-2 kills People, how make their Job harder.
Clean up on aisle... never mind I quit
As Elder Freestanding Bathroom Cabinet said:»Never trust a man with no facial features«
Ah yes I remember that quite well
Could it be, each exit/entrance goes to the different dimensions, so the escapees could come from different dimensions.
yea this reminds me of scp-507
Damn. Poor guy. He's been lost in that Ikea for around half a year, and when he thought that the worst part was over, he got killed by a staff member
@@auroraoridess1565 F
F
F+
F
@@auroraoridess1565 WAITTTT IM LATE F
This is why Sweden didn't join any of the World Wars, with a weapon like this humanity could have been erased.
Or spend their lives forever living in Ikea, trying to survive like it's a fucking zombie apocalypse
Oh we only lay low. Once ikeas are all over the world, we shall activate their infinity feature and end the world muhhahahaha
I love when the SCP foundation doesn’t know the source of other “normal” things. Like for instance the fact that there was a drone flying around *before* their first drone.
Is there another organization exploring SCP-3008?
Maybe the GOC? or maybe its got weird time travel shit
If there are other earths then its likely that there would also be other scp foundations who discovered IKEA and did similar exploits.
Since people come from other universes in this place, it's most likely another Foundation drone from another universe.
IKEA:The store is now closed.
Me:Builds a un impenetrable base out of furniture and cement walls with brick and wood walls
11:01 - When Slenderman has to get a job
lol xddd
Too many slender men
@@MemeSentinel He gets, like, Super *Bored* and decide to re-populate (!)
Lol good one
Living in the forest and killing children doesn’t pay bills
*when the bookshelves start speaking the ikean*
...Swedish.
@@aarons9701 no its ikean you uneducated meatball
“I’m sure I felt more resistance then just skin when the knife went in”
He rhymed-
That was damn chilling. Yet amazing! This fandom never ceases to amaze me.
The way he has a beard at the end is a nice touch Because he had been in there for a long time
YEEESS. I AM SO HAPPY YOU NOTICED THAT DETAIL :)
@@MR_ILLUSTRATED lol i though i was the only one
Mom:why don't you want to come with me to IKEA
Me: this
Ikea: *squashes head*
Yeah this is why I’m not going to ikea again
@@dylancarlisle4514 but its just one ikea thats is dangerous the others are safe and i know that because im swedish
@@l.av.h7812 false. he says he ended up in an other ikea (not the ikea he entered). so who knows how many will "teleport" you to 3008-1 or if all does but when it is closed
I don't even go to IKEA though :/
Its so sad how he Made it out just to be killed outside
This is why my dad won’t go to ikea
1. THEY DONT HAVE GOOD INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILDING FURNITURE
2. THIS
This is what happened to my Dad.
1. SCP-3003
My dad went to Ikea to get meatballs but never came back
@@yada4444 did you mean SCP 1762?
I really love this one. Simply the fact that the monsters who inhabit this SCP seem to show no signs of verbal aggression or self-awareness while smashing their way through the darkness towards their prey while also appearing to be generally non-hostile during daytime is absolutely bone-chilling and kinda thrilling.
Cup Knight are they from Minecraft
I've figured it out from the game of scp-3008. if you follow the left wall you will stumble upon a wall, you will be chased by a few staff at any given time, you also need to build outposts and stock them with some food the exit is found in the bed section of the ikea ALWAYS if you don't find it in the first bed section mark a x on the wall somehow and continue on to the next one the door is also sometimes located between two pieces of wall just shy of the bed section.
hey, i know where this is, its on the highway exit near [THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN CONFIDENTIALISED BY THE FOUNDATION, AUTHOR HAS BEEN GIVEN AMNESIACS AND RESOCIALISED IN ██████]
kuba grzegorz “resocialized” is not a word.
@@redstranger6772 wow, you didn't even get the joke. You have no sense of Humor do you?
Shame it wasn't a walmart. You can get tv's, video games, baseball bats, guns...
...and you can incinerate any "staff" In your king-sized Weber grill. Barbecue sauce- isle 9,435.
heck even groceries
Guns
Food
Fishing rods....Heck you could even catch a staff with a fishing huck on there head. You could reel them in and be like "guys I got something"!!
Well here in Canada we don’t get fucking guns in Walmart... although we do see our fair share of weird shit
Review of IKEA, unknown location:
Customer Service 3/5
While everywhere the staff ignore you. Still not as bad as other IKEA locations.
Food 5/5
Same as every IKEA but it seems to restock more regularly than usual without apparent staff.
Selection 5/5
There are thousands of shelves always stocked. There are some odd configurations of them at times but that must just be one of those things a new manager thought would make it stand out.
Overall a good IKEA. I haven't left yet I keep getting turned around in here, everything looks the same. Oh, one of the staff is saying they're closed now so I guess they'll lead me out.
Top 10 reviews seconds before disaster
R.i.p
So this is why my dad hasn't come back from IKEA after 14 years 😔🤔
It was probably the guy whom I dont remember their name who had been there for years.
@@sunnymango5302 true
Confinement just found this video while watching infinite IKEA part 2 about IKEA that is also infinite Connor
This sounds like a really good co-op survival game. To have an infinite, randomly generated Ikea with other players to survive against the "employees"
Edit: Me, 15 minute later finding out that it's a game...
Edit: wow, I completely forgot about this comment. 1.8k likes!?!? That's insane!! Thanks guys!
Wyatt Smith it is?
ssmoo15 I may just have to support it on patreon
What is it a game!!! Cool
Wyatt Smith it is idk
Wow 173 likes lmao
Tbh I would not mind a tv series based off of this scp.
If they did, the most crucial thing they would have to do in order to prevent botching the story is to keep human aspects the story entailed, not only the loneliness and homesickness, but also the sheer kindness the towns showed one another, and avoid the cliche "evil survivor dictator" and instead just focus on the aspects mentioned above
@@OmegaPictures318 Oooh yes!! I would also love to see individual character development, that way when it leaves up to the massacre of the town it's more heart-wrenching. And then the inevitable ending of the series in general when the main character dies after just leaving the IKEA. Like a look of relief on his face and it's a silent slow motion of him being surrounded by other people (but most importantly in an area that does not look like an IKEA) only for the camera to face him and an IKEA worker running at him to kill him and it just cuts to black with gunshots heard.
Ahhhhhhh I think I rambled on but GAH I just got excited just thinking of JUST the ending. Lol
My god thats awsome
I'll make an anime out of this
This would sound pretty similar to the walking dead. Alot of shock value is possible too.
Dude, I just got a Ikea add before the video started...
How ironic is that
-_- this is a lie there aren’t any adds about ikea
@@dylancarlisle4514 ok, what evidence do you have?
Dylan Carlisle
That’s rough- ya have no evidence
Ok that's it I'm never going in an Ikea
“Never trust a man without facial features”
I'm keen to know what happens if one looks at a picture of SCP 096 inside SCP 3008-1. Would 096 burst into 3008 to kill the victim? (Probably) But then 096 would be trapped there forever. I also wonder if 096 will wage war against "staff" every night (assuming that staff can see 096 without eyes). That would be pretty chaotic, funny, epic, and amusing at the same time. Just imagine a scene of 096 ripping through hordes of staff.
He isnt screaming cause of his reaction hes screaming cause of the endless slaughter
The infinite war
It has an uncanny ability to know where you are and how to get to you always no matter what. You could be in the fucking ocean. So I'm pretty sure it will know where the exits are at.
Remember that he gets out of a place and returns to [redacted] once he’s finished killing who saw his face, but if its infinite he would come across more and more staff, but also sadly all of those poor survivors in there that Don’t know about scp96, and they would be get killed too
Staff don't have eyes, so I don't know how that would work
*Sweden, what have you gotten up to now*
Lövens.
It was planed as a trap for the Norwegens, because they have all the oil and left it unprotected...
Good thing tord doesn't fall for crap like that
😐nothing...
I'd also like to know what we're up to
Me walking into every ikea with a weapon now
I wonder if you can steal stuff when you get the chance to leave.
if you can then hell yeah I'd risk staying in Ikea for weeks or years just to get stuff
Dude no joke I’d conceal carry and remodel my office
You must really want a desk , dont you?
15:55 the virgin travelers
16:00 the Chad Ikea monster
So the guy with the Journal believes in other people coming from different realities, believes in the way out “exit door” disappearing before you’re eyes, is literally in an infinite ikea but doesn’t believe someone when he is told that he owned a llama before being stuck at ikea
Like what?
It's humorous!
Fly a helicopter around in ikea
Now that’s a sight
Shoulda had flamethrowers to jist burn corpses
Ender Birds yeah, cuz you’d find and/or bring a FLAMETHROWER in and around an IKEA. GrEaT tHInKinG.
Just the thought of being stuck in there is just terrifying. Imagine fending off for your lives trying to find food and a exit, hide from demonic and deformed staff members, see other people getting their skulls smashed in is just unimaginable. Imagine being stuck in there for centuries if your a good survivor. Time is frozen and you will die one “day”.
I am thoroughly convinced that the entire scp universe is just some daydream that a guy had in IKEA when he got bored
"That's me. Lucky lucky lucky."
*gets his head squished for not paying for the journal*
Headicus explodicus
😂
"bOy Am I lUCkY oR whAt?"
but what are the black fridays like
Every staff member becomes invincible and is armed with batons.
@@georgeforemanfamilygrill7574 Holy shit
@@georgeforemanfamilygrill7574 what about arming them with p90s and giving them security equipment
It turns into Soviet Russia for the day
Instead of the staff hunting and chasing people down
The people are hunting and chasing the staff down to ask about buying something, probably after bludgeoning them to death
O-O
SCP-3008: *Exists*
German people: *When does lidl open?*
@@domnius7656 I swear they only named it for the price puns
Imagine fighting with a group of people and surviving months in the enteral store and then you break out ....only to get mind whipped
Up Next: SCP-3009 Infinite Walmart
Oh no! Mediocre deals for miles
Noooo. The dash one will chase you til you give them your wallet.
At least we'd have guns there.
Up next: SCP-3010 Infinite Sears
Game Generation 3011 infinite sams 3012 infinite Costco
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*THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED , PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING*
It says politely, as it caves your skull in.
But where's the exit?
but i want to finnish my goddamn sweedish meatball
They say it politely as they chase you
So, the meatballs get restocked "Every now and then" What if the staff are just killing people to use them for the meatballs, idk, I think I'm coming onto something
Uh oh
Food is food
"There's probably a TV show on that somewhere" No but I would fucking love a tv mini series of this along with other various SCP, like Candlecove with creepypastas but SCP.
Michael Noonan I wanna see the one with the red lake
"I love you 3000" ~Tony Stark
"I hate you 3008" ~ everyone
Aaaaay
AAAYYY
AAAAAYYYYYY
So.... Iron man loves ananatesha? (Scp 3000)
8:58 now we know this ikea is probably in Britain, Ireland, or Australia
This makes me uncomfortable since I'm from Britain lol
Well, what other countries have Prime Ministers?
27:06
Michael Tiller I’m guessing Canada
Or any other Constitutional Monarchy
Swedish Mom:Lets go to IKEA
Swedish Son:Okay
*They go to SCP-3008*
SCP-3008:EXCUSE ME THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLS EXIT THE BUILDING!
Swedish Karen: "I'd like to speak to your manager!"
Rick Sanchez staff: “bitch what?” *smashes head in*
@Micheal Tiller
Karen: head reinflates
3008-2: wtf
Karen: grabs 3008-2 by the shoulders
3008-2: bruh tf
Karen: LET ME SEE YOUR MANGER REEEEEEEE
Karen: proceeds to tear SCP 3008-2 in half
This is most definitely my favorite SCP video , thank you so much for making it!
2008: *pool's closed*
2019: *store's closed*
Charlie H pools closed due to racism
[AS]
@@lof3915 pool's closed due aids
Store's closed due to anomalous properties
Charlie H stores closed due to scp
Actually if the Foundation manages to neutralize and control 3008 could use it as a realistic survival/combat training ground
Dylan Otto ummm, that would be worse than hell
Dylan Otto realistic?
Dr.bright no-
or end world hunger with all the vending machines.
Well... possibly.
The thing is, as soon as you step in? All communication is lost. You're on your own if you wann aget out.
i find it really sad that he wasnt afraid of death, he was afraid of waking up back in ikea
Him: thats me, lucky. lucky. Lucky.
Also him: *gets his head blown off right when he escaped*
What came first?
The SCP or The normal Ikea stores?
It depends from which universe you came from.
Both
The egg
@@jaredgae6497 *HOLY SH¡T*
How high were you when you wrote this comment
Lmao when scp 001 (when day breaks ) strikes guess where Im hiding
This one really got me man great work definitely worth the 34 minutes
I don't understand why it isn't classified as explained, this is just an average IKEA
What?
What the fuck has been explained when all we know is there's an infinite purgatory dimension inside a fucking Ikea that hires biologically disproportionate faceless organless vaguely humanoids. Who what when where why, we know none of those questions
Aster Perthro fam he made a damn joke about ikea stores
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r/woooosh
@@Texan.Insomniac damn nigga I'm high as FUCK I can't believe I didn't register that