SCP-096 - The Shy Guy

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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @kylefinn5301
    @kylefinn5301 5 лет назад +6847

    Who would win? A skinny humanoid anomaly which kills anyone who views of its face, or
    *B A G*

  • @warpnoob4.217
    @warpnoob4.217 5 лет назад +5758

    SCP 096 *Exist*
    Blind people:
    You dare oppose me mortal

    • @slk7376
      @slk7376 5 лет назад +836

      Blind People: *Exists*
      SCP 173: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

    • @you5483
      @you5483 5 лет назад +139

      WarpNoob
      Blindman:bumps into 096 *dies*

    • @andrewmilton5032
      @andrewmilton5032 5 лет назад +301

      @Project Trade Blind man: *touches braille that reads "096's face"*

    • @tl1692
      @tl1692 5 лет назад +148

      scarlet king: *exists*
      scp 999: our battle will be legendary

    • @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool
      @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool 5 лет назад +33

      oo maybe scp 096 likes blind people, so he is friends with them because they can exactly view him he can sense viewing of any sorts, so he can sense if someone is blind. the best thing to do is have 999 and 096 together, since he might be more calm like that, the less upset 096 is, then the more close to sapient he might become. if this is the case, maybe 096 understands 999 is a animal like blob of slime that has no edible substance and can be shaped as anything they want. therefor 096 will be closer to the consistent as maybe.. 096-2 the most docile he can be.

  • @randomwatermelon1
    @randomwatermelon1 5 лет назад +2440

    Prison: we have all the cells filled with prisoners what do we do now!
    Scp foundation: *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

    • @thereyb0urn44
      @thereyb0urn44 5 лет назад +25

      Facts

    • @sometffurry
      @sometffurry 5 лет назад +144

      Criminals: Exists.
      SCP Foundation: it's free real estate.

    • @pipebomb3659
      @pipebomb3659 5 лет назад +22

      D bois are people from death row

    • @pipebomb3659
      @pipebomb3659 5 лет назад +18

      Ye. Would it be cool if someone made an scp desribing the character in the scp game? At the end the chaos insurgency agent said that we will be classified as an scp

    • @kevinjimenez3751
      @kevinjimenez3751 5 лет назад

      The more you know

  • @AndrewwWilson
    @AndrewwWilson 4 года назад +2465

    “Has a 100% kill rate”
    SCP 682: no

  • @Tsukinotaku
    @Tsukinotaku 4 года назад +1085

    "But I've killed myself in the process."
    Along with hundreds of coworkers and civillians...

  • @urikanoss6462
    @urikanoss6462 5 лет назад +2254

    scp 096:looks in mirror
    also scp 096: *I am about to end this mans whole career*

    • @AxisChurchDevotee
      @AxisChurchDevotee 5 лет назад +33

      It's blind i think so it wouldn't do anything

    • @urikanoss6462
      @urikanoss6462 5 лет назад +73

      @@AxisChurchDevotee I understand, it might be blind, but this was a simple joke and it can clearly tell when somebody can see its face.

    • @nayardrox4782
      @nayardrox4782 5 лет назад +29

      SCP - 096: **Crashes into glass** REEEEEEEE

    • @hunterlewis393
      @hunterlewis393 5 лет назад +5

      This comment is underrated

    • @sabercutman9168
      @sabercutman9168 5 лет назад +1

      He would be vary good in war

  • @miningking5958
    @miningking5958 5 лет назад +1587

    Blind guy: you cant beat me
    SCP-096: I know, but he can
    SCP-173: *SNAP

    • @patriciamaurer5779
      @patriciamaurer5779 5 лет назад +15

      That’s a Thor Ragnorok reference

    • @nightmareman9960
      @nightmareman9960 5 лет назад +41

      Slender Man 096 you look he rips you apart 173 you don’t look and he snaps your neck

    • @ahpjlm
      @ahpjlm 5 лет назад +24

      @@nightmareman9960 The best SCP team

    • @nightmareman9960
      @nightmareman9960 5 лет назад +4

      ahpjlm you know it

    • @marshvif
      @marshvif 5 лет назад +3

      Actually don't you have to make direct eye contact before you can't break it?

  • @seand0112
    @seand0112 4 года назад +607

    4 pixels: *exist*
    SCP-096: Hippity Hoppity your life is now my property

    • @max-UH-million
      @max-UH-million 3 года назад +8

      What if scp- 096 is a representation of self Loathing cause when you look at him he starts screaming and before that he is crying but in between all of that what always stays the same ... He always covers his face like it thinks others think he is ugly and it thinks itself is ugly too and hates when people look at itself

    • @emperorhaya5351
      @emperorhaya5351 3 года назад +4

      cant like 96 likes like 096

    • @Liechtenstein_real
      @Liechtenstein_real 3 года назад +3

      Dis is true

    • @AceDan-gc9po
      @AceDan-gc9po 3 года назад +1

      Thing is about scramble if they had used straight cameras and placed a delay on them to allow processing time they’d have been fine

    • @seand0112
      @seand0112 3 года назад +2

      @@AceDan-gc9po no, it will always show his face for a nanosecond and that's enough

  • @liamharper9865
    @liamharper9865 4 года назад +1258

    SCP 096:”I fear no man but that thing”
    *mirror*
    SCP 096:”it scares me”

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 года назад +15

      Because he is seeing his/her face, he/she realizes his/her life choices

    • @Deangers1
      @Deangers1 4 года назад +29

      It's blind

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 года назад +20

      It would likely just get extremely aggressive and shatter the mirror. It is also quite likely that it will breach containment. It can become a world ending scenario.
      Edit: if it is blind, nothing would happen. It is too risky tho.

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 года назад +9

      @Alwhia I'm not a nerd, I'm just an scp fan.

    • @pladom3835
      @pladom3835 4 года назад +24

      @Alwhia Imagine being this insecure

  • @bigmanbazzaaa
    @bigmanbazzaaa 4 года назад +2563

    This is just the quiet kid at school:
    - Hates being seen
    - normally extremely thin
    - -kills upon being sighted-
    - -can break through any surface-

    • @The-Spaceducky
      @The-Spaceducky 4 года назад +101

      Your quite kid is white and has no pp
      And I thought my school had weird people

    • @The-Spaceducky
      @The-Spaceducky 4 года назад +15

      Adam Davison yea

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 года назад +21

      A freaking monster that can rip through anything

    • @-aaa-1232
      @-aaa-1232 4 года назад +14

      I’m the shy kid and that’s true

    • @Elitus_knightus
      @Elitus_knightus 4 года назад +12

      They bring a gun though

  • @ziline4183
    @ziline4183 5 лет назад +487

    D-Class: *looks at SCP-096*
    SCP-096: I diagnose you with dead.

    • @Cognitolizard
      @Cognitolizard 5 лет назад +32

      *I confirm you aliven’t*

    • @francisbaker4671
      @francisbaker4671 5 лет назад +2

      You are *O O F*

    • @frostythesharkpup2754
      @frostythesharkpup2754 5 лет назад +8

      Me:Looks at drawing of 096
      096:*can't kill me*
      096:Outanding move
      Me:Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @acethepanther2153
      @acethepanther2153 5 лет назад

      I confirm you a furry your depreshen is cured

    • @chibiboi2847
      @chibiboi2847 5 лет назад +1

      @ari - scp foundation But wait...
      *THERES A TAX FOR THAT*

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 года назад +933

    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    Dr Dan and Oieksei, later the 05: Kill it immediately
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    682: D i s g u s t i n g
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    106: *cracks belt* I’ll give you something to cry about
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    173: Captain crunch time
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    049: h u g s

    • @athrowaway3487
      @athrowaway3487 3 года назад +79

      999: Sadness-B-Gone

    • @Johnlocked.on_bakerst
      @Johnlocked.on_bakerst 3 года назад +12

      How did bright get here?

    • @bxttercxp_swxxts
      @bxttercxp_swxxts 3 года назад +50

      @@Johnlocked.on_bakerst Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to have more than two social media accounts, which are chosen by the O5 Council.

    • @noavidovic1405
      @noavidovic1405 3 года назад +22

      096: Has a perpetual emotional episode.
      Anyone else: Guess I'll die.

    • @honestscriberelaxation9542
      @honestscriberelaxation9542 3 года назад +12

      This is why SCP-049 is tied for my favorite.

  • @LePenguia
    @LePenguia 4 года назад +4194

    Let’s put a d class on the moon and watch 096 go after them

    • @DavidFrog
      @DavidFrog 4 года назад +1008

      Poor soul looking at the moon one day: Huh, so beautiful.
      [1 minutes later SCP-096 crashed into them like a fucking asteroid]

    • @MrBones-my5wm
      @MrBones-my5wm 4 года назад +503

      _Fly me to the moon~_

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 4 года назад +426

      It's suspected it would be able to leap that high after a running start to build momentum, and would survive exiting orbit. It has proven no need for oxygen, but it's possible it would then be trapped on the moon. However, its propensity for random containment breaches means it would simply be harder to track when it inevitably leapt back up/down to Earth again.

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 года назад +25

      Hell yeah.

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 года назад +44

      SOMEONE GET A SATURN FIVE!

  • @taliesin159
    @taliesin159 5 лет назад +591

    Note: “This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions.”
    SCPI’s viewers: *Sigh of relief*

    • @Erik-ox8es
      @Erik-ox8es 4 года назад +9

      Robert Williams I thought he said Autistic

    • @psychwardpussyeater
      @psychwardpussyeater 4 года назад +7

      @@Erik-ox8esTechnically the truth, if an autistic person or any person drew it, no effects.

    • @jodyreis5580
      @jodyreis5580 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @anongamer5359
      @anongamer5359 4 года назад +8

      Robert Williams imagine shy guy being real and every one who eithers played the game or watched these videos get fucked,or maybe so many people have seen his face that shy guy is just going to each person and it’s taking time getting to everyone *winks at camera*

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 года назад

      OH THANK THE GODS.

  • @xelnagaprime_1071
    @xelnagaprime_1071 4 года назад +2191

    The only reason we're not being shredded by 096 when looking at sn image of him is because they're artistic depictions.

    • @spicyfriedfries
      @spicyfriedfries 4 года назад +133

      They aren't a 100 percent depiction of its face

    • @Ak-6969
      @Ak-6969 4 года назад +60

      @Angelica Figueroa BELIEVE

    • @solarshdow8657
      @solarshdow8657 4 года назад +44

      This comment helps me sleep at night

    • @thatmemer96
      @thatmemer96 4 года назад +20

      Angelica Figueroa r/wooosh

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 4 года назад +7

      Angelica Figueroa you want me to be honest? You should go eat a rotten egg.

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 2 года назад +281

    Not gonna lie, the part with O5-1 and Dr. Oleksei feels really intense. It gives me chills from how aggressive and emotional O5-1 was with the doctor, knowing his big mistake and his crimes against humanity.

    • @Followerofchrist221
      @Followerofchrist221 Год назад +29

      He nearly cussed an XK class end of the world scenario so yes I’d be pissed and aggressive too if the person under me nearly endangered the world

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Год назад +17

      And Oleksei and Dan definitely deserved to be executed for being responsible for the deaths of many civilians, as well as having most of the Task Force slaughtered. That’s why the foundation are meant to protect the Shy Guy, not exploit him for petty motives.

    • @VanOfSalt
      @VanOfSalt Год назад +16

      You know you done fucked up when someone from the O5 committee has to personally talk to you and sentence you.

    • @derpyderp7444
      @derpyderp7444 Год назад +13

      @@VanOfSalt Not just that, 05-1 dude. That’s like committing a crime and having the entire US government after you but in the form of one person

    • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
      @Dr_Doctor_Lee Год назад +7

      yes. i like that too. you dont f*ck with the o5 even to just prove a point of significance.
      a better way would have been to run either simulations and show them numbers or to request the termination every damn day until they either forbid to request, at which point you could just say frick it, your problem now, or you succeed by bringing the point accross.
      in fact, the method engaged by the dr's was unprofessional, to put it bluntly

  • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
    @kaiserwilhelmii9705 5 лет назад +217

    "I'mma chill dude, just don't look at me in the eye"
    - Scp-096

  • @forsagebone
    @forsagebone 4 года назад +1294

    "A half-crushed pacifier was found in his fist."
    The man witnessed an innocent baby get killed by SCP-096. Goddamn I want to cry.

    • @thehypherion7205
      @thehypherion7205 4 года назад +58

      James Te if SCP 096 got sent in the void darkness of space none of that would happen

    • @maggiedunne5262
      @maggiedunne5262 4 года назад +68

      The baby looked at its face, ting deserved it

    • @TheGuy-yk1ut
      @TheGuy-yk1ut 4 года назад +28

      Ant Nerd Gaming lolwtf

    • @revthescatman137
      @revthescatman137 4 года назад +32

      Ant Nerd Gaming the Jewish people had the wrong religion, they had it coming

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 4 года назад +10

      @@revthescatman137 I'm sure you have a family.

  • @user-nb1fg3gk1w
    @user-nb1fg3gk1w 6 лет назад +729

    Send a guy to alpha centauri
    Make him look at 096
    Strap a spaceship to 096
    Profit

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 5 лет назад +40

      You're pp goes perfectly with that comment x)

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 5 лет назад +21

      Lol that pfp

    • @coolmaddox5984
      @coolmaddox5984 5 лет назад +33

      his pp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @imnotmlg4397
      @imnotmlg4397 5 лет назад

      096 Can make it back to his habitat no matter what so far...

    • @theholypeanut7514
      @theholypeanut7514 5 лет назад +5

      what if someone else looks at his face in the void of space, whats your plan then, oh thats right, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄

  • @bepisaxe4464
    @bepisaxe4464 3 года назад +611

    O5: "You can now try and kill SCP 096"
    Dr Dan: "Nice! Anything else?"
    O5: "You're also going to be executed for breaking pretty much every law in the foundation"
    *Task Failed Successfully*

    • @benmountaingangster
      @benmountaingangster 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @bigidot
      @bigidot 3 года назад +15

      @@safraazvro7437 Sherlock Holmes solved the case!

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 3 года назад +10

      Well to be fair it's a win win scenario

    • @minhhuynh5059
      @minhhuynh5059 3 года назад +6

      @@safraazvro7437 aaa yes captain obvious

    • @nobodyburgen4594
      @nobodyburgen4594 3 года назад +5

      @@safraazvro7437 "I can take a joke" honey you can't handle mayonaisse cuz it's to spicy

  • @_BeefBastard_
    @_BeefBastard_ 5 лет назад +2764

    SCP 096: *in space finally at peace*
    Me:*looks at it*
    Months later
    SCP:*riding a mini asteroid* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAA
    me: HOLY SHI-

  • @mutazyousef4835
    @mutazyousef4835 5 лет назад +1499

    SCP Foundation : *HOW ARE YOU SO DAMN STRONG!??*
    SCP-096:One Word.....
    *MILK*

  • @grabthelantern3485
    @grabthelantern3485 5 лет назад +854

    “Civilians must not remove their blindfolds”
    BIRD BOX 2 CONFIRMED?

    • @rocalixander
      @rocalixander 5 лет назад +10

      I get you cant look out side at the bird box and with scp 096 you cant look at his face and that kinda makes scp like the bird box YEET I GET WHAT YA SAYING

    • @waluigi8481
      @waluigi8481 5 лет назад +1

      *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @KhalessTheTherapist
      @KhalessTheTherapist 5 лет назад +3

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @nerfshooter4216
      @nerfshooter4216 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah because the thing in birdbox was chtulu but birdbox 2 scp 096

    • @theleanninja997
      @theleanninja997 5 лет назад

      *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

  • @imparanoiiid
    @imparanoiiid 3 года назад +329

    “Mild malnutrition”
    Everyone drawing him: literally every bone showing

    • @nongshimrizzforce
      @nongshimrizzforce 3 года назад +18

      I like how only artist depictions are allowed, there is no accurate depiction of him. Kinda a mystery idk it's cool

    • @thomasmurrell9832
      @thomasmurrell9832 3 года назад +9

      @@nongshimrizzforce then again, we can't really see a photo of him so...

    • @nongshimrizzforce
      @nongshimrizzforce 3 года назад +7

      @@thomasmurrell9832 yeah!! I mean like
      it's not going to be 100% accurate if an artist draws him so however 096 truly looks is up the imagination and stuff. Like, he could look totally different irl 😭

    • @corporatecapitalism
      @corporatecapitalism 3 года назад +15

      @@nongshimrizzforce actually they got a talented artist d-class to copy a picture of 096 so we know almost exactly what it looks like

    • @Shadybish
      @Shadybish 2 года назад +3

      @@thomasmurrell9832 well we can see photos... just not of it’s face

  • @illiteratehuman7516
    @illiteratehuman7516 4 года назад +352

    Government: So how many prisoners will you need?
    Scp Foundation: YES

    • @aznmayo
      @aznmayo 4 года назад +1

      MIsta, its Yoshikage Kira

    • @asserayman2170
      @asserayman2170 4 года назад +1

      Yes yes yes

    • @canmcdu514
      @canmcdu514 4 года назад +1

      I just made the like 173 you should be hearing a crunch soon

    • @theblackcatgirl7013
      @theblackcatgirl7013 3 года назад +3

      Imagine being in this universe. Not the inside of the foundation but in the outside. Like maybe in this universe if you steal a car you get used as a guinea pig for scp-096. I doubt that there are going to be that many people on a death sentence for the foundation.

    • @aznmayo
      @aznmayo 3 года назад

      @@theblackcatgirl7013 thats ture

  • @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
    @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 5 лет назад +487

    who would win in a race
    scp-096 when his face is seen
    vs
    officer earl when flint lockwood is shenaganizing

  • @erenyeager3917
    @erenyeager3917 5 лет назад +3522

    Skiddaldle skidacted, your life is now (REDACTED)

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 лет назад +172

      "Skidadle skidacted your neck is now redacted" -some peanut

    • @yeetmaster-eb1xq
      @yeetmaster-eb1xq 5 лет назад +99

      Skiddadle skidoodle your femur is now a noodle
      -noclip but with n word pass

    • @theskitsdump7728
      @theskitsdump7728 5 лет назад +50

      Connor RK 800 who would win?
      A highly secretive and heavily militarized organization dedicated to protecting humanity at all costs?
      Or
      A self conscious lanky boi.

    • @Lazykiller2602
      @Lazykiller2602 5 лет назад +31

      28 stab wons
      Thanks for the likes

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 лет назад +9

      1000 bullet wounds in this case

  • @kynanrizki2109
    @kynanrizki2109 3 года назад +307

    Oleksei: "It wasn't about the casualties, it was merely to send a message-"
    05-1: "I now revoke your rights to live."
    Oleksei: "wait, wha-"

    • @ScarletStudios001
      @ScarletStudios001 3 года назад +21

      O5-1: You have forfeited your life privileges.

    • @shadowninja7711
      @shadowninja7711 2 года назад +11

      Oleksei : fu#k you! *tries to attack 05-1*
      Guard: *shoots him three times*

    • @zedekiahtakali2484
      @zedekiahtakali2484 2 года назад +13

      @@ScarletStudios001 Your free trial of breathing has ended

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 2 года назад +2

      We live in a society

  • @gibs1919
    @gibs1919 4 года назад +2379

    “No material is able to impede SCP096 on its Way to its target”
    Netherite: *cracks knuckles*

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 4 года назад +154

      What about bedrock tho

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 года назад +184

      Barrier block: Am I a JokE t0 YoU?

    • @warscarzz
      @warscarzz 4 года назад +52

      What about *THE BELT*

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 года назад +78

      @@mrmaniac3 command blocks are actually harder than bedrock. But it can penetrate through bedrock and command blocks because it can break through all materials.

    • @number1clownfrfr
      @number1clownfrfr 4 года назад +21

      I own we guess what
      R/woooosh

  • @kitmelton5126
    @kitmelton5126 5 лет назад +1170

    Scp-096: *Screams*
    Blind people: Y’all hear sumn?

    • @firebean6326
      @firebean6326 4 года назад +53

      Other blind person: yeah what is that noise

    • @adamtheredneck4898
      @adamtheredneck4898 4 года назад +54

      not blind person:oh shit

    • @HandsomeDevil321-k8d
      @HandsomeDevil321-k8d 4 года назад +6

      Kit Melton Blind people can still here dumb ass

    • @frogman_frogman1828
      @frogman_frogman1828 4 года назад +13

      Themasterofmakingvideo’ S they didn’t say they couldn’t hear

    • @istxbmolly
      @istxbmolly 4 года назад +1

      Umm..... blind people can hear stuff

  • @humann3265
    @humann3265 6 лет назад +798

    Who would win?
    A SCP known for killing and eating his prey alive ferociously for simply glancing at his face?
    *Or a guy with a bag.*

    • @baleycus
      @baleycus 6 лет назад +34

      boi with a bag

    • @andriel2519
      @andriel2519 6 лет назад +16

      Important question, did the guy with a bag look at scp-096 face?

    • @ziepex7009
      @ziepex7009 6 лет назад +3

      H U M A N huntz Boi with bag

    • @BeansOnButter
      @BeansOnButter 6 лет назад

      Depends if the guy with the bag viewed 096's face before he put the bag on

    • @minisoul01
      @minisoul01 6 лет назад

      Bag

  • @frogblasttheventcore69
    @frogblasttheventcore69 10 месяцев назад +66

    the concept of being able to do nothing while blindfolded, huddled around your family as you hear a horrid shriek, bones snapping, and human screams around you is absolutely terrifying. I'm glad this is back up, godspeed.

    • @riptadewan6422
      @riptadewan6422 10 месяцев назад +2

      Just imagine if Scp Foundation existed in real life or does it..........

  • @NecoArcie
    @NecoArcie 4 года назад +921

    The reason we all ain't dead after viewing 96's is because we all looking at his face at the same time through thumbnails or internet pics.
    96: *Confused Screaming*

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 года назад +17

      @Captain RUclips! exactly

    • @josephseed9716
      @josephseed9716 4 года назад +60

      96: *splits in half for multiple kills*

    • @greenv0lt
      @greenv0lt 4 года назад +23

      Devin Kase3
      Oh god he pulled a 173 revised.

    • @mythicalstoryteller81
      @mythicalstoryteller81 4 года назад +15

      @@josephseed9716 96 can do mitosis. We're all doomed

    • @xaniel6639
      @xaniel6639 4 года назад +6

      or because it isnt real

  • @Wombattlr
    @Wombattlr 4 года назад +592

    D-Class in orbit: looks at photo of SCP-096
    SCP-096: ...

  • @kamikaziwastaken
    @kamikaziwastaken 5 лет назад +425

    I'm not scared of SCPs easily but when I heard this thing ripped an 8-month-old kid apart and eaten the kid, that actually makes me disturbed.

    • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
      @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 5 лет назад +10

      @Ryan Piwonski Got the reference, and yes creps me the fu$# out o.O

    • @zachwatson2824
      @zachwatson2824 5 лет назад +7

      It's normal for me. But i'm probably chaotic

    • @aufarnurcahya4064
      @aufarnurcahya4064 5 лет назад +1

      Corparolfury16 61 anyone know what the origin of 096 is from?

    • @ratheonhudson3311
      @ratheonhudson3311 5 лет назад +8

      SCP-096 is not a people person. It'd be terrible at garden parties... Tear-able people I mean

    • @soggytoast666
      @soggytoast666 5 лет назад +1

      A person in history actually did that and then ate him

  • @coffee4682
    @coffee4682 4 года назад +99

    *Ribs are showing fully through the skin of the torso.*
    " _Mild_ malnutrition."

    • @Spartan_Mirai-330
      @Spartan_Mirai-330 3 года назад +4

      mild more like ultimate majoris

    • @notbob1163
      @notbob1163 3 года назад +2

      Mild malnutrition?
      No no you are wrong there brother
      It's fucking starved

  • @jakethereaper2060
    @jakethereaper2060 5 лет назад +362

    Me:*shows scp 096 pic of him self*
    Scp 096:*commits suicide*
    Announcer:GAME

    • @sekaijohnson9242
      @sekaijohnson9242 5 лет назад +5

      Slay3r Playz freaking smart

    • @WynnofThule
      @WynnofThule 5 лет назад +4

      @@sekaijohnson9242 STONKS

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 5 лет назад

      @@sekaijohnson9242 Except hes blind....

    • @clee1227
      @clee1227 5 лет назад +1

      @@shadysam7161 no proof of that claim

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 5 лет назад +5

      @@clee1227 Its stated that they tried making SCP-096 stare at a mirror, and while it did, it did nothing, thats what I mean by it being blind.

  • @Jaxbidd
    @Jaxbidd 5 лет назад +482

    "This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions."
    Me: JFC THANK THE STARS ABOVE

    • @maxsecondchannel2613
      @maxsecondchannel2613 4 года назад +10

      Wait so when you draw 096 there's no reaction

    • @gordon_freeman2542
      @gordon_freeman2542 4 года назад +1

      @@maxsecondchannel2613 yes

    • @Bemis201
      @Bemis201 4 года назад +18

      Someone had to die to draw the first artistic depictions

    • @trashman966
      @trashman966 4 года назад +3

      ooooooh its so that the artists who draw scp-096 can be "safe" from the scp. ha. ha. ha.

    • @trashman966
      @trashman966 4 года назад

      is this demonitized? it should be

  • @inmyhead7577
    @inmyhead7577 5 лет назад +596

    How to be scp 096
    #1 get skinny
    #2 drink milk
    #3 go crazy
    #4 *atacc*

    • @sometffurry
      @sometffurry 5 лет назад +33

      Instructions unclear, became Peanut boi

    • @standusermemecrusaderstand7607
      @standusermemecrusaderstand7607 5 лет назад +14

      False, I became the fucking GUARD again.

    • @dinotheruler1690
      @dinotheruler1690 5 лет назад +8

      instruction unclear:
      #5 Shave off all of your hair
      #6 Get yourself Wolverine's skeleton.

    • @itsenderhehe
      @itsenderhehe 5 лет назад +5

      FALSE, I BECAME A D-PERSONNEL.

    • @inmyhead7577
      @inmyhead7577 5 лет назад +7

      @@sometffurry noooo
      How to be a peanut
      #1 sleep in a peanut shape bed
      #2 eat peanut butter
      #3 master standing still
      #4 *atacc*

  • @stoneforest2639
    @stoneforest2639 3 года назад +52

    13:59 you can tell the voice actor isn't allowed to yell in his house. i like this guy.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 4 года назад +1732

    Dr: Literally is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of people, all for the sake of proving a point.
    Dr: Also shows absolutely no remorse
    SCP High Command: "Death penalty."
    Dr: *W H A T ! ?*

    • @cammyman32
      @cammyman32 4 года назад +68

      Amazing Autist Dr: Shocked Pikachu Face

    • @lobit1566
      @lobit1566 4 года назад +63

      I mean the doctor did it to show that 096 is to dangerous to be alive thats why the doctor got the termination order and then the death penalty

    • @Blaze-xe8cl
      @Blaze-xe8cl 4 года назад +87

      @@lobit1566 yeah but he almost caused a end of the world senario or at least end of city

    • @Altragon
      @Altragon 4 года назад +64

      I think Dr. Oleksei was in the wrong because he genuinely thought every death was worth it. while Dr. Dan showed remorse and admitted he did something wrong, but still believed that had he thought it through he would be more in the right. Dan understood the risks however I think he could have done things differently (he seemed dead set on doing the task so him not doing it is out of the question).

    • @thegodamnbatman9022
      @thegodamnbatman9022 4 года назад +32

      @@Altragon Blame the 05's that wanted to keep the damn thing. They are all a bunch of hypocrites. They are just as much to blame for keeping it instead of killing it allowing for such a scenario to occur in the first place. They should all place a gun in their head and pull the trigger.

  • @enigma6176
    @enigma6176 5 лет назад +1041

    Girl: Come over
    096: Can't, im screaming incoherently
    Girl: My parents aren't home
    096: 2:51

  • @aydinbird3358
    @aydinbird3358 4 года назад +591

    I want a D-class to put on a blindfold, go into 096's chamber, and hug him.

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 года назад +42

      You seem to think that this thing has thoughts and feelings. Needless to say, it does not.

    • @TitovIgorBro
      @TitovIgorBro 4 года назад +49

      @@samlevy9897 It's got some nice booty tho

    • @nevermind3220
      @nevermind3220 4 года назад +82

      @@samlevy9897 check out scp 96 vs scp 49....
      He has emotion

    • @davidmullally4792
      @davidmullally4792 4 года назад +37

      If you checked the cross test between 049 and 096, then a light may be shown in regards to 096 having feelings.

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 4 года назад +46

      Sam Levy
      The guy is crying like all the time, I think it can be assumed he’s sad

  • @WernerKvalstad
    @WernerKvalstad 4 года назад +349

    everyone: NO, YOU CAN'T JUST RELEASE SCP-096 TO PROVE A POINT
    DR.Oleksei and DR.Dan: haha, photo go BRRRR

    • @demarcus2221
      @demarcus2221 3 года назад +10

      You shouldve put
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A AA A A AAAAAAAAAA*
      Instead of brrr

    • @weebscp0966
      @weebscp0966 3 года назад

      photo go huAUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 3 года назад

      Haha, SCP-096 go BRRR

  • @gorillaman3349
    @gorillaman3349 4 года назад +470

    Dude i gotta see why my brothers crying in the other room

    • @athenakilgore2396
      @athenakilgore2396 4 года назад +25

      Don't think you wanna know...

    • @kevinboyle3104
      @kevinboyle3104 4 года назад +3

      I don’t get it

    • @kaden5282
      @kaden5282 4 года назад +9

      Haha i get it your saying you look like scp 096

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 года назад +15

      Kevin Boyle 096’s presence is know (and recognized) for the crying he does in his neutral status.
      Basically ‘someone’ is crying, and it could be 096.

    • @poopypoppy5249
      @poopypoppy5249 4 года назад +10

      You should see the look on his face

  • @SCP--cc9tn
    @SCP--cc9tn 5 лет назад +935

    *sees photo of scp 096 in a plane*
    Ha get Me now!
    *sees it running on the wing trying to get to me* What the fu-
    (Edit: Jaysus chhroist 1k likes)

    • @joseescobedo3265
      @joseescobedo3265 5 лет назад

      What I wash video

    • @marcp8953
      @marcp8953 5 лет назад +39

      How the fuck did it even get up there though?

    • @chanteltaylor1274
      @chanteltaylor1274 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 5 лет назад +14

      Marc P Either it secretly has the ability to fly or can jump insane distances, which considering it can break through any known material and run way faster than 20mph that wouldn’t be too surprising

    • @majorgeneraljohnson8212
      @majorgeneraljohnson8212 5 лет назад +30

      *SCP 096 stands up from the back seat at the end of a plane and walks over to you*

  • @rainbowspork
    @rainbowspork 5 лет назад +796

    Bird box characters already prepared for a 096 breach

    • @redpineapples7586
      @redpineapples7586 5 лет назад +8

      Rainbow Spork YEP

    • @anielschannel6626
      @anielschannel6626 5 лет назад +28

      If 173 come out, they dead
      Nice comment Lol

    • @rainbowspork
      @rainbowspork 5 лет назад +11

      @@anielschannel6626 how about 106? Think about it, everything it touches, or at least solid matter, erodes and is weakened making it easier to destroy. Could he kill 096?

    • @anielschannel6626
      @anielschannel6626 5 лет назад +10

      @@rainbowspork I'm saying Peanut would kill the people in bird box because they can't see but I think 106 and 096 would have a really long fight

    • @rainbowspork
      @rainbowspork 5 лет назад +2

      @@anielschannel6626 dont you have to make eye contact with peanut first and then you cant look away?

  • @animefbi5460
    @animefbi5460 2 года назад +57

    You did an amazing performance of 05-1. Seriously you can hear the raw emotion in his voice as he rips into Dr Elexi. He isn't just angry, that word doesn't do what he's feeling justice. He sounds so furious about the lives that were lost during the breach

    • @blunthonesty8633
      @blunthonesty8633 Год назад +9

      Sounded like he was a fraction of a second off shooting Elexi himself there. SCP Illustrated is great at doing the voiceovers.

  • @lucked3180
    @lucked3180 5 лет назад +404

    Fun fact as a former crew member about black hawks:
    A UH-60 blackhawk travels comfortably at a cruising speed of around 140 KIAS, or 161 MPH. If the helicopter can keep pace at a 30 degree nose down angle, travelling along the desert and allowing that sniper to "take the shot" so to speak, and shy guy is still accelerating, that means he is exceeding speeds of 160 KIAS to 200 KIAS ,or 184 MPH to 230 MPH, respectively.

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 5 лет назад +62

      Holy shit he’s fast

    • @aldooze
      @aldooze 5 лет назад +54

      My morning warm up sprints.

    • @overlord6850
      @overlord6850 5 лет назад +41

      He's a fast boi

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc 5 лет назад +36

      Funny enough, that's actually much *slower* than I was expecting.

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube 5 лет назад +4

      He is the reincarnation of Sonic.

  • @astraanims
    @astraanims 5 лет назад +792

    Just use incognito, that way he can’t find you.

    • @Cognitolizard
      @Cognitolizard 5 лет назад +76

      *096 Has Joined The FBI*

    • @shmirks7733
      @shmirks7733 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @RedL39
      @RedL39 5 лет назад +17

      scp 096 wants to know your location even though your in incognito mode

    • @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool
      @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool 5 лет назад +5

      comments as scp 096 follows me: IT SMELLS LIKE ASBESTOS HERE
      096: obviously confused bc stops following-
      me: asbestos if broken can make strings of fibers that can end up in your lungs that can give you lung cancer, mesothelioma, and asbestosis
      096: goes back to following-
      me: :I boi i understand, you have very sensitive mental feelings that tell you to be hostile and cause a mass genocide just to one person. i will just close my eyes and walk towards you and look smaller to show you are more stronger than me.
      096: sees them avoid eye contacts/ face contact, and make them selves look smaller- - walks away -

    • @sebastianhendzel6786
      @sebastianhendzel6786 5 лет назад +5

      He'll find a way... he always will

  • @ajrr980
    @ajrr980 5 лет назад +377

    SCP: *wastes criminal lives and employees' lives like water*
    Scp employee: *does the same*
    SCP: we don't do that here.

    • @crispwhitesheets2175
      @crispwhitesheets2175 5 лет назад +49

      The Difference is that the SCP was intentionally sent out to prove a point to which it went on a brutal rampage killing hundreds if captured on film and spread on the internet Billions would be wipes out. So the Scientists deserved the execution for almost causing the apocolypse.

    • @omegawilliam9571
      @omegawilliam9571 5 лет назад +17

      And the foundation mostly uses criminals, so they kinda deserve it.

    • @frisk7951
      @frisk7951 5 лет назад +20

      Bloodbone except the scp could have caused an entire apocalypse which could have caused millions of people to die if a news station or somebody took a picture of it.

    • @PenguDengu523
      @PenguDengu523 5 лет назад +2

      Difference is, Oleskai and Dan were gay lovers

    • @silexaraele8070
      @silexaraele8070 5 лет назад

      Everett Columbus what does that have to do with this?

  • @youss7317
    @youss7317 4 года назад +127

    Dr Oleksei: Almost Causes a world senario
    Also Dr Oleksei: THIS WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!

    • @idkidk5211
      @idkidk5211 3 года назад +10

      phew that was close! Dr Oleksei almost made a world!

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 года назад +10

      You mean an XK-class end of the world scenario?

  • @pooploop9404
    @pooploop9404 4 года назад +1449

    SCP-096 containment breaches: blind people: *kalm*
    SCP-173 containment breaches: blind people: *panik*
    Cheez, 7 months and only 1.3k likes lol

    • @marieparisi4522
      @marieparisi4522 4 года назад +13

      What is scp-173

    • @mikemass6467
      @mikemass6467 4 года назад +119

      @@marieparisi4522 a concrete statue that will snap your neck if you aren't making eye contact with it

    • @remyc-g6571
      @remyc-g6571 4 года назад +48

      @@mikemass6467 I thought that was only if you broke eye contact. So if you never made eye contact you'd be fine.

    • @mikemass6467
      @mikemass6467 4 года назад +96

      @@remyc-g6571 no hes like a weeping angel, if you make direct eye contact he cannot move. But the split second you break that eye contact he goes straight for your neck and snaps it. If your in the same room as him a simple blink will get you killed by him

    • @MrThing-md8ks
      @MrThing-md8ks 4 года назад +55

      @@mikemass6467 he can only travel 27 mph so if you're in a room that's 50x50 it would take 3 blinks to get you killed

  • @ShadowHawk69420
    @ShadowHawk69420 6 лет назад +1120

    *BuT If YoU Are In SpAcE AnD LoOk At A PiCtUrE Of ThE ScP WIlL He FlY tO SpAcE ???*

    • @ziggdhrixr9896
      @ziggdhrixr9896 6 лет назад +141

      I DoNT kNOw WIlL hE?

    • @MuseOfTheMoose
      @MuseOfTheMoose 6 лет назад +163

      Volunteer as a Class-D, try it and find out

    • @ShadowHawk69420
      @ShadowHawk69420 6 лет назад +176

      *ThAt Is A pErFeCt IDeA, ILl CoMmIt MaSs mUrDeReR tO GeT PiCkeD bY ThE FuNdAtIoN aNd GeT KiLleD bY sUpPeR sHyGuY In SpAcE !!!!*

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 6 лет назад +49

      If someone on the ground saw 96's face as he was flying up even if it wasn't fully visible wouldn't that result in alot more people being killed?

    • @ShadowHawk69420
      @ShadowHawk69420 6 лет назад +16

      HmMmMmM...

  • @doyouhaveanyregrets
    @doyouhaveanyregrets 5 лет назад +232

    The voice acting for SCP-096-1 had me dying

    • @guy6074
      @guy6074 5 лет назад +3

      What is 96-1??

    • @doyouhaveanyregrets
      @doyouhaveanyregrets 5 лет назад +4

      Sir Harajio the experiment subject at 11:12

    • @whenyououynehw9338
      @whenyououynehw9338 5 лет назад +11

      @@doyouhaveanyregrets oh shitshitshit *WHAT THE FUCK*

    • @pompeythepresumptuous1794
      @pompeythepresumptuous1794 5 лет назад +1

      He’s more dangerous than the scp

    • @Maygore
      @Maygore 5 лет назад +2

      @@guy6074 Anybody who viewes 096's face will turn into 096-1

  • @MrzRoxy
    @MrzRoxy 4 года назад +52

    Blind guy: have you seen my dog *PETS SCP 096* oh there you are.
    Scp 096: what the hell.

    • @habibasaeed772
      @habibasaeed772 3 года назад +3

      thanks for the small laugh i really needed one

    • @yada4444
      @yada4444 3 года назад +3

      “Hey.. what happened to your hair?”

    • @iszes
      @iszes 3 года назад +1

      @@yada4444 "Meow?"

  • @raymain1587
    @raymain1587 4 года назад +227

    MTF:*Fighting 096 to protect the civillians*
    Civillians:*takes their blindfolds off*
    MTF: *_Now this is an avenger level threat_*

    • @shakenbake7826
      @shakenbake7826 4 года назад

      RayMain LOL

    • @PensPen209
      @PensPen209 2 года назад +1

      better than getting teared apart painfully

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 года назад +1

      @@PensPen209 *torn

  • @axo3940
    @axo3940 6 лет назад +427

    Just put it in a room with mirrors.
    Mirrors as the walls
    Mirrors as the floor
    Mirrors as the ceiling

    • @toesnatcher48
      @toesnatcher48 6 лет назад +26

      Omg we had the same idea

    • @CommanderZer
      @CommanderZer 6 лет назад +47

      Make it kill itself? Okay... *Starts working until killed by a sniper*
      MTF: Employee [Data REDACTED] terminated.

    • @CommanderZer
      @CommanderZer 6 лет назад +14

      @Whis then how does it find you? It has to see to run in a straight line.

    • @RaySpartan315
      @RaySpartan315 6 лет назад +22

      Commander 875Zer0 The voices in its head tells it where to go....
      Nah I’m just messing with you

    • @CommanderZer
      @CommanderZer 6 лет назад +4

      @@RaySpartan315 voices? I find that hard to believe when it doesn't even mention voices.

  • @zqueaky7102
    @zqueaky7102 5 лет назад +489

    SCP-096: You can't beat me,
    Security Guard: I know, but he can.
    *"Man In The Mirror" by Michael Jackson starts to play*

  • @bronzb3ard311
    @bronzb3ard311 3 года назад +64

    If ever there was an SCP TV series this would be a kick-ass first season

  • @sinception5034
    @sinception5034 4 года назад +451

    i was legit freaked out to look out my window for a week because i thought this thing would be in the distance

    • @ananddhanola4623
      @ananddhanola4623 3 года назад +69

      Calm down its fake
      I looked at its face and-

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 года назад +17

      We all know scp is just fiction

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 3 года назад +31

      *"Flint Lockwood!"*

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 3 года назад +33

      @Ammar Faeyza Athalloh Thats me. I want my limited edition LEGO Batman set back

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 3 года назад +7

      @@zar1536 scp 096: hello there

  • @playltimow8076
    @playltimow8076 5 лет назад +1250

    So basically you're telling me that SCP-096's skeleton is made out of bedrock from minecraft?
    *ok.*

    • @Jimmeh
      @Jimmeh 5 лет назад +104

      Just go into creative mode and left klick him once :)

    • @alexander5937
      @alexander5937 5 лет назад +6

      Oof

    • @deoce
      @deoce 5 лет назад +10

      Nah, its more like an enderman

    • @saucyrooster1192
      @saucyrooster1192 5 лет назад

      OK.

    • @dontpanic3642
      @dontpanic3642 5 лет назад +16

      He is basically an albino person off steroids using creative mode

  • @felixnerdrum5837
    @felixnerdrum5837 5 лет назад +114

    Girl: Come over
    096: I can't I'm mad at this guy for looking at my fucked up face
    Girl: I saw a picture of you on the news
    096: 2:51

    • @Veggieeeeee
      @Veggieeeeee 5 лет назад +6

      2:51 when her parents aren’t home

    • @krieg8943
      @krieg8943 5 лет назад +7

      Skiddadle skiddoodle You are now [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    • @sometffurry
      @sometffurry 5 лет назад +2

      F L I N T L O C K W O O D

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 5 лет назад

      Uh, just a second!

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 4 года назад +220

    Damn, the scramble gear could've worked if they'd just had a screen on the inside like vr gear, and a camera on the front. Chip scrambles what the camera records, then sends the finished, scrambled video feed to the screen. Sure, there'd be a slight delay, but better than angering 096

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 3 года назад +19

      that's... what it is. except there is a nanosecond of unfiltered 096 face cause computers simply aren't fast enough, so it still goes rage mode

    • @jackcr2477
      @jackcr2477 3 года назад +70

      @@localidiotnumber792
      That obviously isn't what it is. Light goes into the camera, is turned into data. That data is scrambled, then turned back into light. The light goes from the screen to the eyes. With that setup, it's physically impossible for "a nanosecond of unfiltered 096 face" to be displayed

    • @brysonholt7267
      @brysonholt7267 3 года назад +6

      @@jackcr2477 ur saying physically impossible to a world where this dude exists

    • @jackcr2477
      @jackcr2477 3 года назад +25

      @@brysonholt7267
      The simple laws of physics aren't different when dealing with non-anomalous objects

    • @cuentopia-senolore1021
      @cuentopia-senolore1021 3 года назад +12

      The scp foundation wants to know your location
      accept Deny

  • @net6403
    @net6403 5 лет назад +157

    *the whole video*
    *me at 2am going downstairs for pickles*

  • @jonny5955
    @jonny5955 5 лет назад +219

    D-Class: Goes to space station
    D-Class: Looks at image of Scp-96
    Scp-96: Builds Rocket
    r/dankmemes: Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • @user-vr2em8sr5w
    @user-vr2em8sr5w 4 года назад +690

    How to keep 096 secure and view its face:
    1. Make the walls out of bedrock
    2. Look at 096's face.
    3. Profit.

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 3 года назад +25

      bedrock isnt invincible though

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 года назад +87

      @@triangulum8869 BARIER BLOCK

    • @rumankriegthedrawer9240
      @rumankriegthedrawer9240 3 года назад +54

      @@vincezockt127 yes YES finally you FUCKING gineus you Saved hounreds you fucking mad man

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 года назад +11

      @@rumankriegthedrawer9240 hell yea Brother

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 3 года назад +43

      ok but scp-096 is in creative mode

  • @trentonmooore9857
    @trentonmooore9857 3 года назад +28

    Just imagine putting a picture of 096 on 173's face, that's instant death.

    • @pennypoolaw8422
      @pennypoolaw8422 2 года назад +1

      A weapon too brutal for war

    • @josh_Car
      @josh_Car Год назад +1

      But just look at 173s feet

  • @chicomydawg
    @chicomydawg 5 лет назад +494

    *Sends SCP-096 into deep space*
    *aliens see it coming from planet Earth* "oh look, it's a hu-WHAT IS THAT?!"
    *Why aliens don't contact us*

    • @tometa166
      @tometa166 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @mionikat
      @mionikat 5 лет назад +5

      Oh... So thats why aliens don't visit...

    • @mionikat
      @mionikat 5 лет назад +2

      @iiDriftin yaaaa
      Wait its a female dog!?
      Nooo poor doggo

    • @cygnus190
      @cygnus190 5 лет назад +3

      @iiDriftin you can't hide. Even in space he will find a way to kill you.

    • @cygnus190
      @cygnus190 5 лет назад +11

      @Wring Bonnie With purple guy he will find a way. He always has.

  • @loopyiguana8947
    @loopyiguana8947 4 года назад +70

    Random guy that saw a picture of 096: oh no...
    Oh no...
    Oh no!
    096: OH YEAAAAAH

  • @positivefingers1321
    @positivefingers1321 5 лет назад +345

    Runs through wall: doesn’t care
    Runs through car: doesn’t care
    Runs into chuck Norris: sorry man let’s talk about insurance

    • @nerfshooter4216
      @nerfshooter4216 5 лет назад +19

      XD chuck Norris should be a SCP

    • @Cognitolizard
      @Cognitolizard 5 лет назад +27

      *Shaggy Wants To Know 096’s Location*

    • @srsherman7390
      @srsherman7390 5 лет назад +1

      Positive Fingers 😆

    • @kiannn_8728
      @kiannn_8728 5 лет назад +4

      is that seriously a chuck norris joke in 2019

    • @poker8086
      @poker8086 5 лет назад

      Omae wo shinderu

  • @bigwsly
    @bigwsly 10 месяцев назад +43

    I’m glad this is back, well deserved !

  • @yuttas7525
    @yuttas7525 6 лет назад +2199

    Who would win?
    A military unit greater than any other on earth that handles containing anomalous entities
    Some angry boi
    Edit: how tf this get so much likes. weird flex but ok

    • @Adam-wy7mj
      @Adam-wy7mj 6 лет назад +73

      ANGERY boi has a regenerative abikitys and bine durability thay makes wolverine look like a. Chump. And has infinite stamina

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 6 лет назад +64

      r/woooooooosh

    • @porbus2532
      @porbus2532 6 лет назад +24

      Some ANGREY LANKEY BOI

    • @wire3005
      @wire3005 6 лет назад +6

      r/woosh

    • @LUkindaLost
      @LUkindaLost 6 лет назад +30

      Some boi with crippiling depression

  • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
    @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 лет назад +837

    Right here he is! SCP-096. Hope there are some clear improvements since last time! Thank you all so much for waiting so long I really appreciate your patience and thanks again to all the awesome people who took part in this! For all those wondering when the termination is... Part 1 (SCP-096), Part 2 (SCP-682 vs SCP-096) and Part 3 (SCP-096 terminated)!

    • @fatheavytf2468
      @fatheavytf2468 6 лет назад +7

      SCP ILLUSTRATED we all know who the lead Doctor is,
      DR DAN!
      (Btw you missed a Redacted 10:25)

    • @MarvelousPhilly
      @MarvelousPhilly 6 лет назад +4

      No, no. Thank YOU. Only if you knew how much I've been looking forward to this. And as if by luck, the upload notification popped up almost exactly when I was going on my lunch break. So again, thank you, my good sir.

    • @theanonymousoof6043
      @theanonymousoof6043 6 лет назад +3

      SCP ILLUSTRATED plz do 016 and 008

    • @whackycracker1987
      @whackycracker1987 6 лет назад +1

      @@theanonymousoof6043 do 008!! Pls

    • @whackycracker1987
      @whackycracker1987 6 лет назад +2

      Love you'r work!

  • @PunishedCreepswork4
    @PunishedCreepswork4 6 лет назад +4176

    ayyy, had fun being the PTSD guy.

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 6 лет назад +48

      @@DoomSlayerLoreAccurate And destroy a 5 km radius and have nuclear fallout scatter across everywhere? Yeah, what a great idea.

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 6 лет назад +4

      @@DoomSlayerLoreAccurate Keep in mind that it is indestructible. So a hydrogen bomb ain't gonna do jack shit. As the song goes, "It's the end of the world as we know it." and the world will end if this happened.

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 6 лет назад

      Good work, mate. That was pretty good

    • @avelociraptorfromjurassicp8695
      @avelociraptorfromjurassicp8695 6 лет назад +5

      Wait when the the guy was talking about how it was dismembering his teammate’s leg on the blanked out part did it mean scp 096 was fucking his teammate

    • @captainpepsi353
      @captainpepsi353 6 лет назад

      fuck yea ur here

  • @NaCl1252
    @NaCl1252 4 года назад +141

    “Note: this reaction is not caused by artistic depictions.”
    3m people: *phew*

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 года назад +4

      Real question is, does 096 go for the closest human to see him, or the first?

    • @NaCl1252
      @NaCl1252 3 года назад +8

      @@sumvs5992 he goes to the first one and wipes out anyone in his way
      Soo this seems like an XK...

    • @thenutstealer
      @thenutstealer 3 года назад +2

      Why do i hear loud screaming outside of my house?

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 3 года назад +1

      @@thenutstealer Yeah my mate in the "MTF task force 3" told me that a creature called the sky guy made its way half way across the world to the USA to kill one man. Jeez that has to be one hell of a terrorist. Strangely there isn't any footage of the attack considering that it was near a school with CCTV? People said that soldiers arrived in helicopters just to kill this guy. And to any comments who ask me about this guy? I haven't seen him since for a while and I saw a missing poster about him. Can anyone in the comments please explain what happened in that attack? I'm a little confused.

    • @notbob1163
      @notbob1163 3 года назад

      @@sumvs5992
      Scp 096
      Targetting:
      First

  • @studioshinobi7159
    @studioshinobi7159 5 лет назад +806

    How to stop 096:
    Look at his face
    Wait for him to attack you
    Pull out an uno reverse card
    Profit
    Or
    Throw 999 at it
    Edit: I know people hate this but I was not expecting all these likes, but the comments are the best

    • @collisionq1355
      @collisionq1355 5 лет назад +42

      Or make it look at itself in the mirror

    • @Charles-nu4si
      @Charles-nu4si 4 года назад +14

      this man is a genius.

    • @bruhmoment595
      @bruhmoment595 4 года назад +10

      devin day you do know that if SCP-096 sees him self in a mirror he will just destroy the mirror?

    • @jesses9540
      @jesses9540 4 года назад +1

      Or just pull a mirror up :D

    • @marasmus9278
      @marasmus9278 4 года назад +9

      @@bruhmoment595 he destroys any thing that sees it's face, not things that show it's face, if he did destroy things that show his face he'd destroy the photos with it in it.

  • @datoneguy4660
    @datoneguy4660 5 лет назад +73

    What my brain thinks when it sees the video cover:
    SCP 096: BEND DOWN BAD BOY.
    MTF: NOOOOOOO.

  • @chaosdiesel9684
    @chaosdiesel9684 5 лет назад +685

    I’d love for a movie to be made about SCP.

    • @eqeqeqe9547
      @eqeqeqe9547 5 лет назад +35

      Containment breach?

    • @chaosdiesel9684
      @chaosdiesel9684 5 лет назад +38

      Ewan Von Hindenberg yeah. I think it could be good with the right director.

    • @amereapostleofjimpickens1547
      @amereapostleofjimpickens1547 5 лет назад +34

      Imagine Steven Spielberg making that? Boi, wouldn't that be a bloody banger

    • @jacksonbaldwin5800
      @jacksonbaldwin5800 5 лет назад +12

      Cabin in the woods is kinda like it

    • @chaosdiesel9684
      @chaosdiesel9684 5 лет назад +5

      bleach _ shots_on_me yes and no. Cabin in the woods was good but this would be better.

  • @AngelKiller666Kitsune
    @AngelKiller666Kitsune 3 года назад +36

    " i almost lost it when it started to [redacted} him"
    like what? eating him? he's already tearing apart, what the hell does he do after he tears them up?

    • @bss6854
      @bss6854 2 года назад +3

      vore

    • @vladimirdragonov
      @vladimirdragonov 2 года назад +4

      I think the point is we don't want to know

    • @paw9122
      @paw9122 2 года назад

      ahahahahhh... ahahhaaahhhhhhh....

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 2 года назад

      Imagine if 096 was groping his ass

    • @storefront6070
      @storefront6070 2 года назад

      I believe it Brutally rapes it's victims

  • @sadeq_rasel4948
    @sadeq_rasel4948 5 лет назад +156

    Usain bolt: im the fastest loser
    Scp 096: hold my human meat

    • @felon7682
      @felon7682 4 года назад +1

      S7RF usain bolt runs 7 miles faster😂😂😂

  • @guestcomfirmed1299
    @guestcomfirmed1299 4 года назад +349

    I dont understand why whenever it's in containment just keep the bag over its head tape it on

    • @guestcomfirmed1299
      @guestcomfirmed1299 4 года назад +38

      @Novalus Solus tape and super glue it or weld it on

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 4 года назад +41

      Flair bruh that thing rips apart tanks you think some glue will keep it on?!

    • @_dekorion
      @_dekorion 4 года назад +41

      @@guestcomfirmed1299 he'll rip it off, don't forget were talking about the monster that almost killed the strongest thing alive, and due to frustration he will kill everyone in the same room as him even if they don't look

    • @guestcomfirmed1299
      @guestcomfirmed1299 4 года назад +11

      @@_dekorion hm good point but the foundation is crazy they'll probably try to make it out of scp 173

    • @_dekorion
      @_dekorion 4 года назад +3

      @@guestcomfirmed1299 that's true, there crazy

  • @dixie3601
    @dixie3601 4 года назад +75

    If SCP-096 has it's own habitat, there could be more than one.

    • @aturnedfirotent
      @aturnedfirotent 4 года назад +8

      No he was a human that evolved to survive scp:[ R E D A C T E D ] since he has to look at scp 096 face he could kill him
      but when [ REDACTED] and [REDACTED] went on hiking trip to [ REDACTED] they took a picture #########.jpg tiny pixels were able to view scp 096s face.

    • @icicle8230
      @icicle8230 4 года назад +12

      @@aturnedfirotent mate did you have a stroke?

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 года назад +3

      @@icicle8230 that is called censorship of sensitive info

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 года назад +1

      @@aturnedfirotent it evolved to survive scp 15##. #= unknown character.

    • @bad.at.videogames.5514
      @bad.at.videogames.5514 4 года назад

      his habitat are the mountians

  • @Minuano420
    @Minuano420 3 года назад +37

    24:23
    SCP-096: "Fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here."

  • @T.V_boi
    @T.V_boi 5 лет назад +142

    096-1, viewing 096's face: *gets in rocket ship and goes to space*
    096: *Confused screaming*

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 лет назад +15

      Nah,he'll just go to nasa and hijack a rocket to come at you.

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 5 лет назад +35

      Nigga he’ll just jump

    • @LowkeyJouta
      @LowkeyJouta 4 года назад +14

      @@thememelord6510 god I just imagine this hilarious image of 096 jumping like fucking Superman into space

    • @kadzu1
      @kadzu1 4 года назад +3

      He can run so fast that he reaches escape velocity, he then jumps at the speed of 99.999%repeating light, then ya donezo

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 4 года назад

      @@sirshartsalotxvii even in death your spirit will be chased down by the restlessness of 096

  • @lordjafon7234
    @lordjafon7234 6 лет назад +515

    Mild malnutrition eyy? Would love to see what the hell major malnutrition looks like.

    • @RaySpartan315
      @RaySpartan315 6 лет назад +33

      Jdog It would probably be the last thing you see, if you catch my drift LOL

    • @WiiWarrior933
      @WiiWarrior933 6 лет назад +1

      ha history joke

    • @morganemsley9354
      @morganemsley9354 6 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @vibes6732
      @vibes6732 6 лет назад +4

      eugenia cooney

    • @MrZog33
      @MrZog33 6 лет назад +2

      A pile of dust.
      A PILE OF DEADLY DUST!

  • @cheezymatt890
    @cheezymatt890 5 лет назад +265

    SCP-096 exists
    Enderman
    I'm about to end this whole man's career

    • @mysta9656
      @mysta9656 4 года назад +9

      SCP 096: *uno reverse card*

    • @MS-nb2zg
      @MS-nb2zg 4 года назад +10

      The thing is: u can kill an enderman

    • @kaden5282
      @kaden5282 4 года назад +5

      at least the enderman can teleport

    • @emberprime1015
      @emberprime1015 4 года назад +4

      No matter how fast tsundere guy goes he can't catch up with his senpai

    • @saechiru6750
      @saechiru6750 4 года назад +1

      EmberPrime 101 :(

  • @decthebox1105
    @decthebox1105 3 года назад +34

    096: *breaches containment*
    MTF forces: *make people wear blind folds so they dont see him*
    kerens: YoU cAnT mAkE mE wEaR bLiNd FoLd

    • @h2302
      @h2302 3 года назад +9

      MTF: *aggressively shoots karen*

    • @notbob1163
      @notbob1163 3 года назад +5

      Karen:
      Gets terminated faster than light itself

    • @shadowninja7711
      @shadowninja7711 2 года назад +5

      MTF: On the bright side that's one less person to deal with

    • @arteckjay6537
      @arteckjay6537 2 года назад +4

      Every idiot in the crowd: "This blind fold mandate is attacking my freedoms"

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 2 года назад +2

      @@arteckjay6537 at least the blindfolds work

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 5 лет назад +787

    Who would win:
    An organization of highly trained people who contains many dangerous things and is funded/supported by multiple government agencies and have many dangerous weapons and other stuff
    Or...
    One lanky boi who cries...

    • @duckseasun4324
      @duckseasun4324 5 лет назад +3

      ME :D

    • @phennexs
      @phennexs 5 лет назад +4

      Epik DABBER one screamy boi

    • @lamia2087
      @lamia2087 5 лет назад +3

      there not actually backed up by government thats why if they have the time their power is limitless

    • @MyNokiaN73ME
      @MyNokiaN73ME 5 лет назад +12

      It all started when this boi got bullied at school and picekd up a gun.

    • @generic2021
      @generic2021 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe a snappy boi

  • @Dars71
    @Dars71 5 лет назад +93

    me on the moon: *looks at picture of SCP 096*
    me: ha get me now
    *scp 096 is on creative mode*
    me: o no

    • @frostythesharkpup2754
      @frostythesharkpup2754 5 лет назад +9

      /Deop SCP 096
      /Kill SCP 096
      /Ban SCP 096
      I saved you.Thank me later

    • @Dars71
      @Dars71 5 лет назад +6

      @@frostythesharkpup2754 bruh he is the admin

    • @frostythesharkpup2754
      @frostythesharkpup2754 5 лет назад +3

      @@Dars71 343 is the admin

    • @Dars71
      @Dars71 5 лет назад +3

      @@frostythesharkpup2754 aint he just the god?

    • @WynnofThule
      @WynnofThule 5 лет назад

      @@Dars71 which is just an earth admin.

  • @Stefuu_
    @Stefuu_ 6 лет назад +323

    Absolutly worth the wait on this Video. If you go back to your first Video of 096, it is clear that you show passion in your work. Great Job!

  • @Mr_Earthy
    @Mr_Earthy 10 месяцев назад +20

    tbh it feels so weird seeing this video have 3.7 million views and only 7 comments from what i can see

    • @Tyler-n5u
      @Tyler-n5u 10 месяцев назад +2

      It's because the video got taken down by RUclips bots because of the scene at 23:16

  • @tepaeeree7478
    @tepaeeree7478 6 лет назад +70

    "Hey go ask that girl out bro!"
    "Ok.... AAAH SHE LOOKED AT ME!!! REEEEEEE DIEEE!!"

  • @nathanhudkins
    @nathanhudkins 5 лет назад +165

    Send a Class-D to the moon base with a picture of SCP-096 and see how he reacts on viewing. Make us this, please.

    • @saitama4425
      @saitama4425 5 лет назад +5

      Elon musk: here you go pal.
      Foundation: *E Lo N mU s k* H As *fUckInG* leT SCP 096 tO *fUckIng* *S P A C E*

    • @stewartlaird4571
      @stewartlaird4571 5 лет назад +7

      He'll just start flapping his arms until he takes flight

    • @brawnycrusader9789
      @brawnycrusader9789 5 лет назад +2

      Gaming With Nate what if it somehow gets up there and it’s a blood moon or something and millions of people look at the moon at once

    • @WynnofThule
      @WynnofThule 5 лет назад +1

      @@stewartlaird4571 Oh god this is blursed

    • @holysalmon1651
      @holysalmon1651 5 лет назад +1

      Use scp [redacted] to teleport it to another galaxy

  • @tatteredandtorn
    @tatteredandtorn 5 лет назад +84

    10 things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation.
    1. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] hard.

    • @ajamcan7264
      @ajamcan7264 5 лет назад

      Burger King Foot Lettuce lol I want to know the back story behind that

    • @LocalTaxEvader6000
      @LocalTaxEvader6000 4 года назад +3

      It’s [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] on a small [REDACTED] sucking a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] on Tuesday’s.

    • @LocalTaxEvader6000
      @LocalTaxEvader6000 4 года назад

      Because he tried to [REDACTED] me I tried to run but he [REDACTED] [REDACTED] me.

  • @terrarianender
    @terrarianender 10 месяцев назад +10

    The scene with Oleksei and O5-1 was seriously intense. I love how you can hear 1 trying to keep this calm and professional, but then at 35:24 he realizes Oleksei and Dan's intentions, their lack of remorse for their actions, and the threat this posed to not just the Foundation personnel, not just the civilians, but potentially the entire human race if this event had gone public. Definitely one of the best narrated parts of any entry posted on this channel.

  • @MrSailorboykelly
    @MrSailorboykelly 4 года назад +347

    Can possibly kill all life on Earth if pixels of face is shown on the news.
    SCP foundation: object Class Euclid

    • @Foxboy420
      @Foxboy420 4 года назад +7

      Country Muscle Kelly I think it’s because dr Dan and the other guy knew it’s full power

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 года назад +37

      Country Muscle Kelly wow, u r fucking stupid. Object class is how easy it is to contain it. There are fucking safe things that can damage the world!

    • @cybernetic_general_crusader
      @cybernetic_general_crusader 4 года назад +2

      Euclid

    • @needing_ham
      @needing_ham 4 года назад +1

      The Spy149 *cough*

    • @jk-nz9bq
      @jk-nz9bq 4 года назад +14

      Katie Needham why cough? Hes correct. Object class is difficulty to contain

  • @Qx5630gUgB
    @Qx5630gUgB 5 лет назад +45

    30:33 when your friend sees you filming him while he's giving a presentation to the class

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 6 лет назад +303

    O5-1. The damn Founder himself. Holy hell, you know things are serious when he shows up.

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 6 лет назад +54

      Rednat frot, I don’t think 05-1 is the founder. The founder wouldn’t deal with something like that personally, unless it coul- oh wait, 096 getting out _could_ have caused an XK. Yeah, that’s probably the Founder

    • @leonh4799
      @leonh4799 6 лет назад +4

      But he just made up that part
      I feel like he got the personalities of the 05 wrong

    • @sephrosemary
      @sephrosemary 5 лет назад +24

      They don't have known personalites, since there is no cannon you could say that all 05's constatly dance like a chicken while screaming "PEANUTS" and be right.

    • @leonh4799
      @leonh4799 5 лет назад +1

      We are Anonymous true but it didn’t feel right

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 5 лет назад +8

      Leon H I think he got it right I mean “the greater good” doesn’t mean shit when you could have killed everyone so him being that mad at them for doing something so stupid would actually be reasonable

  • @masterdef2209
    @masterdef2209 3 года назад +20

    This takes the "beign shy is a superpower" to a whole new level