The best county in Crusader kings 3 - NEVER WORRY ABOUT SECESSION AGAIN! ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET

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  • if you know of anything better lemme know i'd like to try!
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  • @dylaneagen880
    @dylaneagen880 2 года назад +748

    This guy has "friend giving me a 3 am lecture energy" and I love it. Zahumlje.

    • @lackdaar7481
      @lackdaar7481 2 года назад +15

      Zahumlje to you too brother

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss 2 года назад +15

      This is so accurate

    • @Icon1906
      @Icon1906 2 года назад +16

      I’m watching this at 3am and I agree with you so hard

    • @rosalind1635
      @rosalind1635 2 года назад +7

      You're a goddam poet.

    • @youngoutlaw5150
      @youngoutlaw5150 Год назад +1

      Is Zahumlje a Dutchie capital?

  • @cohortConnor
    @cohortConnor 2 года назад +126

    In some strategy games, the final boss is a major historical figure. In CK3 the final boss is your own children that fuck up all your hard work.

    • @witsleep
      @witsleep Год назад +1

      Historically accurate

  • @shyamwolfstrider
    @shyamwolfstrider 2 года назад +460

    The province is entirely mountainous, which limits its economic scope and development growth. Compare that to the province of Madurai at the southern tip of India. It has seven holdings, five of which are either coastal or farmlands (or both). It also has a high starting development of 25 in the 867 start. Makes it an ideal place to be an economic powerhouse on its own.

    • @sperinity1539
      @sperinity1539 2 года назад +18

      you smell weird

    • @Hybrids17
      @Hybrids17 2 года назад +28

      yeah but no one cares about India. That place doesn't exist. xD

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 2 года назад +18

      @@Hybrids17 Bielefeld?

    • @AnhurFT
      @AnhurFT 2 года назад +26

      This is by far the best tall start in the game

    • @alanclark8342
      @alanclark8342 2 года назад +11

      There’s a plains tile you can move the capital to, neglecting the development bonus

  • @g3rm4n07
    @g3rm4n07 3 года назад +321

    5:20 Fun fact: The Dutchy of Bohemia is one of the few that start of with „House Seniority“ as Succession Law what make‘s it one of the best starting locations if you intent to play Tall

    • @derekskelton4187
      @derekskelton4187 2 года назад +24

      Those gold mines too. Great start

    • @harz632
      @harz632 2 года назад +14

      @@derekskelton4187 It's probably the best place if you want to go tall, as BOhemia if im not mistaken has the same dejure land for both Duchy and Kingdom, so once you become King of Bohemia and that is your primary title you will always inherit all of Bohemia regardless of succession law with your primary heir.
      Also get landed clergy by reforming your religion so you as the King can hold Churches and you have 7 Holdings that you can fully own in that one province.

    • @kingsarues1586
      @kingsarues1586 2 года назад +3

      @@harz632 you can play an insanely powerful tall Ireland if you want to be pure tyrannical.

    • @penzorphallos3199
      @penzorphallos3199 2 года назад +2

      Just watch for the cumans

    • @chavezmitchin3066
      @chavezmitchin3066 2 года назад

      Does tall mean long?

  • @cubeofdestiny
    @cubeofdestiny 2 года назад +162

    It's been changed, now the biggest counties are Khotan, Nasaiya, Gurganj and Madurai at 7, Zahumlje now Zachlumia only has 5.

    • @emylily8266
      @emylily8266 2 года назад +12

      honestly 5 is still way too many for super mountanous regions, i have no idea what standard they use when deciding county size and amount of baronies.

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 2 года назад

      Currently playing a roleplay game as the Vijaya, legacy being the one of the oldest dynasties. (The shit goes back to like 100AD holy shit) End game goal is to conquer India.

    • @stoopidapples1596
      @stoopidapples1596 2 года назад +6

      @@emylily8266 they are roughly based upon the provinces of real-life.

    • @MrVictor1227
      @MrVictor1227 2 года назад

      Which one is the best of all of them?

    • @rootiyriddle636
      @rootiyriddle636 2 года назад

      Where are these

  • @fachruldinanriza8635
    @fachruldinanriza8635 3 года назад +115

    a tip for players who struggle about sucsession, just send your children to join the clergy or holy order and make sure to educate them to have virtous trait so they wont reject the demand to join the clergy or holy order

    • @dylaneagen880
      @dylaneagen880 2 года назад +15

      I just play high learning celibate rulers and rush down absolute crown authority so I can designate my heirs. It takes two generation depending on whether it's innovation boosted or not.

    • @alexs2195
      @alexs2195 2 года назад +3

      i just play as patition, then i destroy al titles, just keep the main... And i create a 1 county title for every son... Playing with Stewardship make it preaty easy

    • @kingsarues1586
      @kingsarues1586 2 года назад +1

      I just play high stewardship and use the right tree to get away with sibling murdering shenanigans or I'll just disinherit bad kids.

    • @godlymoose9118
      @godlymoose9118 8 месяцев назад

      if that doesn't work, you can always throw them into a dungeon and wait until they die in like 10 years

  • @ciukilp
    @ciukilp 3 года назад +31

    Him: "You're not gonna murder your sons"
    Me, who murdered his son because I couldn't force him to be a monk or disinherit him: "Interesting"

    • @skullcrusher8123
      @skullcrusher8123 2 года назад +3

      When you send your kid to the Byzantine with terrible prowess to solve the heritage dispute.

    • @kila200
      @kila200 2 года назад +4

      @@skullcrusher8123 when you are norse and send your 4 prowess inbred son to varangian guard

    • @neutronshiva2498
      @neutronshiva2498 2 года назад +3

      @@kila200...But he returns as gigachad.

    • @rockmcdwayne1710
      @rockmcdwayne1710 2 года назад +1

      Declare a holy war to someone, send your son(s) you dont want to that war with minimal support. They usually die or get captured. If they get captured, dont pay the ransom and they should die in captivity eventually

  • @zigedelic3909
    @zigedelic3909 3 года назад +147

    I'd still prefer a smaller province with better environments. Hills and mountains are good defensively, but are terrible for economy. Give me Kiev or Praha with the lower barony count, but multiple farmlands any day.

    • @Viet_Nam_Ball
      @Viet_Nam_Ball 2 года назад +16

      Those flooded land in Egypt and Mesopotamia tho!

    • @Vinzz99
      @Vinzz99 2 года назад +12

      @@Viet_Nam_Ball yeah, the duchy of Bagdad is completely op ahah

    • @joaop4585
      @joaop4585 Год назад

      @@Vinzz99 Bangdad**

    • @belmarduk
      @belmarduk Год назад

      And of course, now with royal court, having a province with this many mountainous holdings in it is kind of overpowered; good thing they nerfed it, i guess

    • @zigedelic3909
      @zigedelic3909 Год назад +1

      @@belmarduk Not really, the benefits of Mountain Homes gives doesn't make Mountains as strong as Plains for large barony count Counties, not even close.

  • @zacmcpower6187
    @zacmcpower6187 2 года назад +27

    You should put all your eggs into one duchy (my personal favorite is the duchy of Sardinia). Add feudal elective to it (make sure no one else holds any counties in it) as well as form the kingdom of Sardinia (forgot the full name) and you'll always inherit the entire duchy's counties. Just remember to actually vote, ofc

    • @scottwerner279
      @scottwerner279 2 года назад +1

      This is the better way to go, even staying as a three duchy independent duke works pretty well this way.

  • @aeronothis5420
    @aeronothis5420 2 года назад +6

    Take a shot every time he says Zahumllje. See you all in the hospital.

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 2 года назад +3

    Love the tone of this one. Dunno why RUclips recommended this video to me a year late, but I'm here.

  • @bomickelson4015
    @bomickelson4015 Год назад

    Man I’m really happy I popped on your video. Most personality I’ve seen for a CK content creator and honestly so refreshing to have.

  • @infini_ryu9461
    @infini_ryu9461 3 года назад +23

    If you're min maxing, you don't go by provinces, though. Yo go by duchy size and special buildings.

  • @lochnessmonster5149
    @lochnessmonster5149 3 года назад +38

    They nerfed the Balkan duchy. Cut the large province into two.

  • @joshualukereynolds
    @joshualukereynolds 3 года назад +33

    I am playing a Viking play through, you can have less sons by killing them in battle, disinherit before death, and I also rotate 3 duchies, by giving 1 to my heir when they are young and they will automatically get the duchy with capital, then give the 3rd to his heir, rotating between.

    • @twojstarypijany3182
      @twojstarypijany3182 2 года назад +1

      That's a good trick, i will try that one

    • @kila200
      @kila200 2 года назад

      @@twojstarypijany3182 how do you give duchies to your heir?

  • @ChristianEater91
    @ChristianEater91 2 года назад +3

    The amount of testing I had to do... Here I thought it was like CK2 where barony titles worked like every title and would go to all children equally, but it looks like all baronies in your main county go to eldest

  • @epsi11i0n
    @epsi11i0n 2 года назад +23

    I tried this out and it seems like the county got nerfed, it’s got only 5 holding slots now unfortunately

    • @GadBoDag
      @GadBoDag 2 года назад +8

      Aw, RIP Zuhumlje.

    • @BrandonVout
      @BrandonVout 2 года назад +2

      It's been split into two counties.

  • @philhearing3659
    @philhearing3659 2 года назад +17

    It is pronounced Za-Hum-Lie. Not Za-Hum-Lje. Greetings from Croatia 😃

    • @CosmicDalmatian
      @CosmicDalmatian 2 месяца назад

      Prisiklo me svaki put kad bi reka "zahumlidži" 💀

  • @WilliamTehConqueror
    @WilliamTehConqueror 3 года назад +43

    I feel like ultimately a county with fewer holdings but higher dev is better, especially since that county is in the mountains

    • @iamironman12365
      @iamironman12365  3 года назад +16

      i can understand that, i just highly value a high floor for succession , and more stacking retinues bonuses

    • @tuskular
      @tuskular 3 года назад +6

      @@iamironman12365 your not wrong about the skill ceiling but the mountains for econ is just abysmal haha. Personally I think southern India is the best, there's a county with 7 slots and the development is 25, plus the counties around it have high development aswell.

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 3 года назад

      Mountains are great! I've been wrecking face as Gilan lately, making more money off the constant holy wars against me than if I conquered my muslim neighbors myself! Single county with a mountain fort and a river forces the AI to come to you.

  • @combobreaker228
    @combobreaker228 2 года назад +16

    no longer the most cool county. they fixed this already

  • @specil-k
    @specil-k Год назад +2

    It's since been split into multiple counties. Now the best province in the world is Madurai, 7 provinces and 25-30 dev.

  • @devonjamesj
    @devonjamesj 2 года назад +6

    Cagliari is the best province. Holding sub holdings reduces the number of building slots to 3. You get a better ROI building a city over a castle. There are tons of ways to control your inheritance that holding the duchy of Sardinia and occasionally having to revoke titles from your sibling vessels then what ever. It’s not that difficult. And the mine means mercs on mercs.

  • @jamesmayou1361
    @jamesmayou1361 2 года назад +6

    unfortunately the terrain is kind of lackluster, but i love it anyway. could be a sweet stronghold with shloads of military buildings

  • @caniblmolstr4503
    @caniblmolstr4503 Год назад +4

    Rome and Byzantium are still better coz they have some insane buildings there. The Theodosian walls itself should count as one big castle holding

  • @douglasmcintosh464
    @douglasmcintosh464 6 месяцев назад

    This is now my new favourite video on RUclips, just so randomly funny

  • @mvitor7412
    @mvitor7412 2 года назад +5

    Him: your brother is gonna inherit these two...
    Me: they are arrested since birth 😂

  • @AlexDiaz-lk1bf
    @AlexDiaz-lk1bf 2 года назад

    Good work man haha I always want to find someone to shoot it straight and simple when it comes to these damn games

  • @Triumph633
    @Triumph633 Год назад +2

    this is no longer in the game btw, its 2 counties now.

  • @christopherjorge1373
    @christopherjorge1373 Год назад +2

    “Not gonna murder your sons” me killing all my spare sons before I die

  • @nolas1360
    @nolas1360 2 года назад +1

    LOL... subbed because you made me crack up.

  • @rhzyo
    @rhzyo 3 года назад +5

    Unfortunately it got split so now doesn't have 8 :(

  • @kasaszabolcs1671
    @kasaszabolcs1671 2 года назад +3

    Bill Burr kind of advice for CK3 :D

  • @connorbarton4308
    @connorbarton4308 Год назад

    On the dutchy aspect would it be better to be a duke holding many smaller dutchies or would it be better to hold larger ones

  • @johnmartinez319
    @johnmartinez319 2 года назад +1

    Zsha-hoo-mul-yae
    Wife is Serbian and was making fun of my pronunciation.

  • @jonyahraus4283
    @jonyahraus4283 2 года назад +1

    That India bit was hilarious, gives me stand up comedy vibes

  • @liamsutcliffe4268
    @liamsutcliffe4268 2 года назад +1

    Drink a shot every time you hear Zahumlje :-) Nice vid.

  • @combusted
    @combusted 2 года назад +4

    rip zahujimle got nerfed its a 5 slot now

  • @Rohit-tp7qx
    @Rohit-tp7qx 2 года назад +3

    Its thick with 8 but its duchy is tiny and its not even the duchy capital so u can't have the duchy building on top of all that its freaking mountains personally I think paris is the best to play tall a good duchy with lot of plains

  • @andrewgagne4465
    @andrewgagne4465 3 года назад +3

    "who gives a shit about india"
    Lol couldn't agree more

  • @craimaxblack
    @craimaxblack 2 года назад +3

    This doesn't work anymore, Zahumlje has been divided and now it have 5 slots and the new county, zelengora, have 3, giving a total of 8 slots, including the capital castle, so basically they are 2 normal counties now

  • @fionnhogan5328
    @fionnhogan5328 2 года назад

    I forget the name but there is a place in Manding with a decent amount of building slots and a mine that you can get fully leveled up to 14 gold per month

  • @Dmncatalin
    @Dmncatalin Месяц назад

    Very nice, what do you think of Giurgiu County and, subsequently, Muntenian Duchy and Walachia Kingdom?

  • @imperialsneke8483
    @imperialsneke8483 2 года назад +2

    they cut it in half😭

  • @ronnymueller1918
    @ronnymueller1918 2 года назад +2

    Fucking Zahumlajie, what a legendary place of greatness.

  • @dannyholwell3273
    @dannyholwell3273 Год назад +1

    I failed as the Byzantines, now I feel sad :(

  • @stinkymuffin
    @stinkymuffin Год назад

    Very informative video thanks dood

  • @yellowbudd9344
    @yellowbudd9344 2 года назад +1

    Im cracking up 😂 "Zaahuumleejeee"

  • @jxslayz6663
    @jxslayz6663 3 года назад +3

    Are you the Bill Burr of videogames or someshit? LOL
    Edit. R.I.P. Zahumlje

  • @hoilol295
    @hoilol295 Год назад

    "someone's calling me, I dont care what they have to say". what a menace this guy is. Hail Zahumlje

  • @m.thorton9305
    @m.thorton9305 3 года назад +4

    because i played with "buy building slot" & "north african can raid" mod this vould be a perfect province for me, thank you

  • @rockmcdwayne1710
    @rockmcdwayne1710 5 месяцев назад

    Madurai in india is the BEST county in the game, i dont care what this guy says. Few less holdings but off the charts development growth!
    Besides, people are too scared about succession in this game. If you learn to properly manage it, its quite easy to keep your stuff. Theres many ways to resolve your succession. In early game, best way to do it is to conquer new land for your other children to inherit, give it to them and you are just fine or... you could always send your unwanted sons to suicide mission in wars! I personally like to keep my kids on the land of the living to generate me more dynasty memebers and renown!
    On top of that, you have holy orders and monks and what not. Your kids are guaranteed to accept ''taking the vows'' if you ''raise'' them properly. That means, be the guardian yourself and select virtuous traits for them and make them a scholar or knight (depends where you want to send them)!

  • @kacpereo3176
    @kacpereo3176 2 года назад

    I love your pronouncation of zahumlje

  • @Antonin1738
    @Antonin1738 2 года назад

    can you do a Zahumleje run?

  • @Workingatm
    @Workingatm 2 года назад +2

    They reduced the holdings in there :((

  • @erickburleson24
    @erickburleson24 2 года назад

    Bro where's my tallboi Zahumlje run, I been waiting

  • @kingsarues1586
    @kingsarues1586 2 года назад +2

    Im going to play Croatia now
    Edit: it got nerfed no longer playing Croatia

  • @AleisterCrowley.
    @AleisterCrowley. 3 года назад +4

    I Lol'd all the way thru.

  • @Dcart5
    @Dcart5 2 года назад +3

    Zahumlje no longer has this... sadly :)

  • @mattycon7570
    @mattycon7570 2 года назад +1

    yeah so this has been changed unfortunately, was gonna try it out

  • @amarjamakovic1297
    @amarjamakovic1297 2 года назад +11

    God bless Americans, their education system and the way they prononuce Slavic names.

    • @BigSteelThrill
      @BigSteelThrill 2 года назад +1

      We have a long standing political group here that talks smack on the educated and colleges and embrace being dumb as a "folksy" appeal. Sad.

    • @sfteevee8303
      @sfteevee8303 2 года назад

      @@BigSteelThrill nerd. As if you could pronounce this correctly in real life, lol. If anyone has a problem with the us education system blame it on the people who would rather teach about pronouns, then math and science.

    • @BigSteelThrill
      @BigSteelThrill 2 года назад

      @@sfteevee8303 And yet nothing I said was incorrect.

    • @sfteevee8303
      @sfteevee8303 2 года назад

      @@BigSteelThrill you didn't even say anything. That is why you are a nerd. Of course if you REALLY want to start comparing the IQs of various political demographics you probably won't like what you find.

  • @kimgugelmeier9808
    @kimgugelmeier9808 2 года назад +3

    you could just hold the actual best holdings and get your succession down properly...

  • @arthurrodriguez5015
    @arthurrodriguez5015 Год назад

    It's only got 4, since the games release its been split in two

  • @retad
    @retad 3 года назад +4

    god damn this video was funny

  • @TheRealSindri
    @TheRealSindri 2 года назад +1

    Actually I accidentally clicked on this video

  • @jibrilherrcherofhorny4448
    @jibrilherrcherofhorny4448 2 года назад

    Me that don't k ow what primogeniture do and still do t have problems in 400 years game

  • @oduvijekPlavi
    @oduvijekPlavi 2 года назад +1

    not even close pronouncing Zahumlje but respect for the effort

  • @AlexS-oj8qf
    @AlexS-oj8qf 2 года назад

    I read that place as Zaclumia 🤣

  • @archierobinson8445
    @archierobinson8445 2 года назад +2

    rip zahumlje

  • @PadrinoFinanciero
    @PadrinoFinanciero 2 года назад +2

    Not anymore now they divided it into two counties

  • @theguy1240
    @theguy1240 2 года назад +1

    They changed it to a 5 spot :(

  • @dianabialaskahansen2972
    @dianabialaskahansen2972 Год назад

    It is bad terrain for development. I prefer that 7 holding county near Sri Lanka. Coastal for trade ports, starting high development. Or there are some very good counties when you follow the Ganges, very rich farmlands.

  • @Itz_Hawks
    @Itz_Hawks 8 месяцев назад

    The year is 2023 and the county has been split in 2 by a 5/3 split between the now 2 counties. Still good but the devs destroy everything

  • @youngoutlaw5150
    @youngoutlaw5150 5 месяцев назад

    I’m really upset that they made it smaller

  • @redfoottttt
    @redfoottttt 3 месяца назад

    This trick is done for Zehumlje just got nerf big time 😂😂

  • @thatmillennialrealtor2900
    @thatmillennialrealtor2900 3 месяца назад

    Insane he couldn’t find Baghdad on a map lmao

  • @youngoutlaw5150
    @youngoutlaw5150 2 месяца назад

    You should be able to destroy one of your bees as long as you have a different one of its kind already built I don’t understand why that’s not a mechanic. Sometimes we have the cities or temples. Those are better locations for castles.

  • @devlinbauer9293
    @devlinbauer9293 3 года назад +1

    Lmaooo dude you’re fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @BoyanTrenchev
    @BoyanTrenchev Год назад +1

    I like how he goes the incredible effort to pronounce "Il de France" correctly but totally butchers "Zahumlje".

  • @konstantinpakhomov3910
    @konstantinpakhomov3910 2 года назад

    You sound like Bill Burr

  • @jadogs6292
    @jadogs6292 2 года назад

    I must be using a mod that changes the map. Because the county is only 6 baronies for me.

    • @jadogs6292
      @jadogs6292 2 года назад

      Northern lords dlc must change it to 6

  • @nellvenpang3674
    @nellvenpang3674 2 года назад

    I wanna see him losing a battle reaction

    • @nellvenpang3674
      @nellvenpang3674 2 года назад

      A full video of him losing is gonna be good

  • @steand5406
    @steand5406 2 года назад

    Zahumlje wasnt part of Croatia, it was populated by Serbs, and still is, just some of them converted to other nations.

  • @aesirgaming1014
    @aesirgaming1014 Год назад +2

    Not by a long shot. Madurai in southern India is the best county in the game. It has seven holdings. I believe five are farmlands/coastal and four are coastal. This means that you can build four tradeports, which will boost your development rate stupid high. On the early start, I easily outpace the rest of the world in development by a wide margin by 950. That's with conquering Madurai and changing the culture first (so about 10 years wasted there). I usually start as the island to the southeast (can't remember the name), but you can easily conquer Madurai, convert the culture and be a culture-head with very high development. The other thing that makes it so good is location. You're in southern India, so there's really only one way for enemies to come at you. If you conquer the two counties north of Madurai, you are defended by rivers on both side, making it easily one of the most defensible areas in the game without sacrificing any economy (Zahumlje is hard to take due to mountains, but that also murders your economy). Madurai is by far the strongest county in CK3.

  • @gorgoramsi239
    @gorgoramsi239 2 года назад

    this seems like a developer oversite

  • @AaronDCosta-wk3en
    @AaronDCosta-wk3en 2 месяца назад

    They split it into 2 provinces it seems

  • @meowzebub9667
    @meowzebub9667 2 года назад +1

    Who gives a damn about India lol. Tamilikam is unstoppable. The only frustrating thing is being 100 years ahead of the tech game by 1000AD and having to wait around a couple of generations before you can make any more progress.

  • @yonko0454
    @yonko0454 2 года назад +2

    It's pronounced zahumlye

  • @GustavBrahe
    @GustavBrahe 2 года назад

    Laghing so hard here haha :)

  • @ypsilondaone
    @ypsilondaone Год назад

    But why tf did they make it so it has 8? :D

  • @jackjones7062
    @jackjones7062 2 года назад

    India sounds like the place to be to me

  • @MtMade
    @MtMade 2 года назад

    vi-KING of Mann is best

  • @nuclearmayhem9238
    @nuclearmayhem9238 15 дней назад

    There are kingdoms with less holdings

  • @friedrickhugo7562
    @friedrickhugo7562 3 года назад +11

    I m bosnian, there is a letter called NJ, which is kinda these two zogrther, but it is more similar to N. So pronounce Zahumle

  • @frogyert6633
    @frogyert6633 Год назад +1

    Kiev is better no?

  • @imax22_85
    @imax22_85 Год назад

    You need 2500 gold just to build the castles and province is poor af. I prefer to varangian adventure myself into Sardinia and and have easly defendable island with great economy and scandinavian elective law so I inherit everything

  • @ajarofmayonnaise3250
    @ajarofmayonnaise3250 3 года назад +2

    Edgy and dense, that’s rare.

  • @edwardoakheart4055
    @edwardoakheart4055 2 года назад +1

    It's pronounced Zahumlye.

  • @AaronDCosta-wk3en
    @AaronDCosta-wk3en 2 месяца назад

    They split it into 2 countiesit seems

  • @ProbablyNot18
    @ProbablyNot18 Год назад

    Madurai is the best county now in 1.8.1

  • @philippstetter5611
    @philippstetter5611 2 года назад

    thank god they nerfed that