sorry to write my comment here just hoping to catch the attention of the creator,please make a short highlighting what's going on in iran, please everyone Be the voice of iranian people who are now cut off from accessing to any channel using internet #sos #iran #mahsaamini Be the voice of iranian women
@@Vyrilien yeah, it's weird how people think that someone made something that they said or heard or even just interacted with; like Ranboo and Lemon Demon, or stuff like that.
@@angela-xp5rw omg gurll i can assure you they do 😭 youre just so lucky you’ve never bumped into one yet. Its real cringe. Even an extrovert cant handle that amount of cringe
This gave me nepolean dynamite flashbacks to the scene where he was like: “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not.” (I may have gotten this wrong I haven’t watched this movie in forever)
@@Imrealiswear. " Hey sir i don't feel comfortable shopping here i am gonna try another section" "Hi are you the cashier in this section?" Cashier Kawaiigirl-chan: Yes sir and i am super happy to assist you i only hope we can get along and then maybe we can become friends! "Jesus Christ what is this grocery store" manager Senpai-kun : this is actually an anime convention in honor of our favourite anime "What anime?" Manager Senpai-kun: That time i was revived as a grocery shopkeeper "WHAT?!"
"Unless you're lactose intolerant, well, if that were the case you wouldnt buy dairy in the first place huh" Uhm, you clearly havent seen a lactose intolerant person before. Cuz my friend is lactose intolerant and she's looks like she's determined to die from excessive dairy consumption.
I genuinely feel bad for you cause that ' :( ' emoticon you added at the end makes me feel like you were disappointed that your prediction came true...
@@OllieStrawberry Those aren't real milk they're milk-esque beverages. Milk impostors. Milk's doppelgangers if you will. They're still fine beverages and are great for the lactose intolerant
I watched that movie once willingly, to see what the fuss was about. Didn't find anything in it that I enjoyed. Then I watched it again as part of a captive audience (school thing), which did not improve my opinion of it, as you might have already guessed.
@@maybemay1403 I guess it kinda sounds like "quake her oats"? My brain can't make the connection if that's the full joke or just half of it, though. Like, some other innuendo I'm missing.
"and you should enjoy your dairy!.. u-unless you're lactose intolerant!.." This is funny to me because the reduced fat milk that they are holding is a brand that i drink which is in fact ultra filtered and lactose free~ also, i as well prefer reduced fat because i don't like the thick milk ;P i think it tastes better too.
*VICTORY!!* I’m part of the early crowd *&* I’ve actually seen this happen to a fellow shopper! The awkward cashier didn’t even get to finish his shift!!
I love how Kevin is an adult now. Like we've seen him as a kid in school, at his grandmother's funeral, at his best friend's marriage, and now here! He's got a job and everything. I'm strangely proud.
Okay this is hilarious but on one serious note, you’re a really talented actress and comedian. You play so many characters and each one of them has layers and detailed personalities and that’s something hard to achieve. I can’t wait till you get a Netflix special or something, you deserve it. 🌈
This is basically what every anime my friend shows me, Edit: I’m not making fun of anime in anyway. I personally don’t like anime, but you can like what you like.
@@xxfake_outxx I understand but this anime is old school pure of heart innocent yet mature and unlike any u have or will ever c. I also hate most of what anime is now known for.
Whole milk is delicious, it’s like super milk 🥛 And if I run out of cream I can put that in my coffee without it becoming super watery and disappointing.
@@shikuthetempest Sure, which is why no one puts cream in their coffee, or enjoys Vietnamese coffee, or drinks milkshakes, or smoothies, or Frappuccinos, or any other type of beverage that’s thicker than water. Whole milk is not like drinking cream, cream is anywhere from 10-33% fat (and yes, some people do put heavy/whipping cream in their coffee) - for the record I’m really, really tired so I’m not working out the math properly, I’m rounding a bit, but I’m sure you’ll get the idea. Whole milk has 1.25% more fat than 2% milk (less than 2x as much) and 2.25% more fat than 1% milk (slightly over 3x as much) - I won’t bother to compare it to “skim milk” because I don’t know what the fat content is for that and IMO that’s just off white water masquerading as milk 🤷🏻♀️ Meaning the difference between 1% milk, whole milk and even just half and half is a difference on approx 3x as much vs 10x as much. If you compared your paycheque (2k) to a friend’s and found out they made 3x as much (6K) and then compared your check to someone else making 10x as much (20k) you wouldn’t say those two other people were basically making the same amount of money as each other. Do it with the 2% comparison and it’s still a difference of 2k vs 4K vs 10k - not the even close to the same, and that’s with the difference being as small as possible between milk that you presumably accept as milk and the lightest cream that’s considered cream - the gap could go significantly wider depending on what type of cream we’re talking about. The comparison would be pretty far from the income of friend 1 but REALLY FAR from friend 2 - 24K annually vs 48K vs 120k, you know your income and that of friend 1 are no where near that 2nd friend. I don’t know why I bothered to do this (weird/bad decision, it’s the fatigue 😅), it’s not like I care if you prefer skim milk to whole milk, it doesn’t make much of a difference to anybody so keep on doing it if that’s what you like, but they’re not the same and obviously there’s plenty of beverages that show people do enjoy thick drinks, because your subjective opinion isn’t objective truth, that’s all. Again, so tired, killing time before I can go to bed, weird day, please don’t take this as me shitting on you for not drinking the same type of milk as myself.✌🏻
@@ms.annthropic6341 ... Don't take this the wrong way, but there is no way I'm reading all of that. You wrote a whole ass dissertation on milk, friend. Lmao But no, I don't like milkshakes or smoothies or whatever either. Just don't like thick beverages. Personal preference. 🤷♀️
"You look great, so why do you exercise and eat like that? Why skim milk when while whole milk is 'better'?" Um, how do you think I maintain this body? Edit: tbh, thinner milk is better, I don't like phlem
The anime-girl announcement speaker voice sounded so otherworldly and horrifying. I'd be terrified in that store.
lmaoo
Try Omega Mart
@@ALTR.555 the fuck is omega mart-
@@EverFox you have no idea what's in store for you...
@@ALTR.555 OMG I LOVE OMEGA MART just dont buy their omega mart lemons thinking they are lemons
“Life is a about enjoying the little moments” how about a little moment away from this cashier. I would enjoy that.
This comment- 🤣🤚🏽
I'd love if they said that😭
Nah a very long moment, eternity
I hate it when cashiers do that. When the depression gets too spicy, that’s the last thing I wanna hear.
@@Thomas_Winters lmfao
“Breasts, I love breasts” I know there’s gonna be a lesbian that will put this on a plaque
Me
I’m caught
im gonna do it now
I'm bi but yes
The one sentence I agree on
"I love where the milk comes fro-"
"no."
Is that a Syd dog pfp
sorry to write my comment here just hoping to catch the attention of the creator,please make a short highlighting what's going on in iran, please everyone Be the voice of iranian people who are now cut off from accessing to any channel using internet #sos #iran #mahsaamini
Be the voice of iranian women
“Breasts, I love breasts.” Best quote of 2022
Too many bots 💀
@@daxvibes For real they are so annoying
*breast quote of 2022
Someone put that on a T-Shirt.
Imagine how many lesbians would have that shirt
"good to know.."
Her: "uh ya police- this is the man"
Wo man
@@bhardwaajmohabir9147 whoops ya woman ☹️ sorry
@@bhardwaajmohabir9147 The character is male, so “man” is correct
@@pagerboxlol it’s 2020
I think this character name is Kevin so it a man I guess
the voice for the boob obsessed character is honestly terrifyingly perfect to me 😭 it’s fucking hilarious
“You don’t like thick milk?”
“No…”
“Good to know….”
“FBI, it’s this man, this man right here”
😂
Ha. Ha. Ha 🙄
@@jackduane5555 why’d you even reply 💀
Never knew weebs could go outside
We cant
Much less get a job
Kevin's therapist told him he needs to get outside of his comfort zone
Every protagonist needs a villain arc i suppose, what better way than outside.
They’ve gotta pay for that crunchyroll subscription somehow
you perfectly caputured the anime voice as I died of cringe in the first few seconds
Always reminds me of how hard I cringed at Yuna's (ff-10) voice. Always so breathy wanna 🤮
She does great anime shorts
Reminds me of Nagito lols
@@leenone8456 Objection! Slander...
Yuna was the sweetest ff10 crush back in the day. 😍😍😍
The Lake scene 🤩🤩🤩
It actually makes the hair on my spine stand up... I miss my ear drums...
The fucking determination to finish what he was saying was iconic, bruh did not give up, truly an anime protag at heart
"Quaker oats I hardly know her"
Me: W h a t
kurtis conner reference
@@arnavi94 kurtis is amazing :)
What? As awesome as Kurtis is, 'I hardly know her' jokes were already around in the 90's
@@Vyrilien yeah, it's weird how people think that someone made something that they said or heard or even just interacted with; like Ranboo and Lemon Demon, or stuff like that.
@@arnavi94 it’s a common joke “ something-er? I barely know her?”
"Quaker oats.. I hArdLy kNow hEr" 💀
i actually dont understand that part 🗿 can you explain
@@jwanacena8704 as in 'quake - her - oats'
@@jwanacena8704 as in, sekc stuff💀
@@RJ-wx3fh how can i unread this💀
My mom used to make I hardly know her jokes all the time bc her friends would say it when she was younger.
I feel crippling second hand embarrassment in every one of this character's shorts
I don’t because there is no way someone out there like this exists 😌
@@angela-xp5rw you’d be surprised 🥲
@@angela-xp5rw Yes they do. I saw a few of them around. One of them was in youtube shorts
@@angela-xp5rw omg gurll i can assure you they do 😭 youre just so lucky you’ve never bumped into one yet. Its real cringe. Even an extrovert cant handle that amount of cringe
“Quaker oats I hardly know her”
That sent me to the depths of hell 🤣
Same
This gave me nepolean dynamite flashbacks to the scene where he was like: “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not.” (I may have gotten this wrong I haven’t watched this movie in forever)
Nailed the quote bruv, noice 👍
i was thinking the exact same thing
Holy moses, Napoleon Dynamite is the best Slice of Life anime of my teen years.
@@Doubtfulgrace101 I NEED AN ANIME ADAPTION OF NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
@@sophiarhoads1196 OMG YES
Why isn't this cashier fired? I can't imagine having to hear his bs every time you go grocery shopping
He’s also the manager
@@Imrealiswear. ✨Police✨
@@Imrealiswear.
" Hey sir i don't feel comfortable shopping here i am gonna try another section"
"Hi are you the cashier in this section?"
Cashier Kawaiigirl-chan: Yes sir and i am super happy to assist you i only hope we can get along and then maybe we can become friends!
"Jesus Christ what is this grocery store"
manager Senpai-kun : this is actually an anime convention in honor of our favourite anime
"What anime?"
Manager Senpai-kun: That time i was revived as a grocery shopkeeper
"WHAT?!"
@@pokuhmoo9415 why is this hidden?! This jem should be pinned!
@@nightthemadqueen5499 it's limited edition that's why
"breasts, i love breast" - human of culture
Indeed😗
"Unless you're lactose intolerant, well, if that were the case you wouldnt buy dairy in the first place huh"
Uhm, you clearly havent seen a lactose intolerant person before. Cuz my friend is lactose intolerant and she's looks like she's determined to die from excessive dairy consumption.
my friend does the exact same thing
"breasts i love breasts.."
Well he s gonna love the chicken isle....
I had a feeling he was going to bring up breast milk. ( when I was typing this he just mentioned it. :( )
Same
I was literally saying "Don't say it" and then he said it XD
It was inevitable...
With Stanzi it would be a rarity not to have breast milk mentioned.
I genuinely feel bad for you cause that ' :( ' emoticon you added at the end makes me feel like you were disappointed that your prediction came true...
"I love where the milk comes from"
"Cows?"
oats?
Almonds?
@@OllieStrawberry Those aren't real milk they're milk-esque beverages. Milk impostors. Milk's doppelgangers if you will.
They're still fine beverages and are great for the lactose intolerant
oof, if you love cows you wouldn't be buying milk. I've seen shit. The shit mainly being Dominion but you know.
Utters?
@@redtailarts101 oatly barista milk slaps so hard
The words “thick milk” sent chills down my spine
“Do you drink 2% because you think your fat? Cause you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.” -Napoleon Dynamite
Was searching for this comment.
*you're
“You know you could be drinking whole if you wanted to” okay Napoleon Dynamite 💀
I was hoping someone would say this. I love Napoleon Dynamite 😁
Went to the comments to look for this 😂
Omg that's what I thought lol
💀💀💀
I watched that movie once willingly, to see what the fuss was about. Didn't find anything in it that I enjoyed. Then I watched it again as part of a captive audience (school thing), which did not improve my opinion of it, as you might have already guessed.
It's amazing how he managed to both graduate high school and get a job while suffering from the debilitating condition known as Chronic Weeb Syndrome.
Crunchyroll plus doesn't pay for itself.
@@hellowendy1029 my chuckle _really_ shouldn't have been as meanspirited as it was but yo, that hit was so perfectly specific. 😆
👏👏👏 10/10.
Oh my god, the Napoleon Dynamite scene but anime style 😭
the whole video is a gem, but for some reason the face when they say "you don't like thick milk?" Gets me every time
In this edition of "Gets no bitches"
The fact that i was so uncomfortable while watching this proves that she's a great actress💀
I loved seeing the lady’s face when he mentioned the reduced fat basically say “Fuck I just wanted I normal day”
"Quaker Oats... I hardly know 'er-"
I am absolutely undoubtedly stealing this thank u
“Quaker Oats? I barely know her” that shit had me dying lmao
I don't get the joke rip, explain pls? I been trying to decipher it for longer than this video.
@@maybemay1403 I guess it kinda sounds like "quake her oats"? My brain can't make the connection if that's the full joke or just half of it, though. Like, some other innuendo I'm missing.
@@ShoulderMonster yeah, that’s the joke. It suppose to be a joke dumb dad joke lmao
@@ShoulderMonster yeah I can hear "quake her oats" but i just don't get how that's funny like what's the actual joke there??
@@maybemay1403 Its quaker oats meaning her oats cause earthquakes ya know when she walks
When Napolean Dynamite enters a dubbed anime: "Y.. You could be drinking ✨️whole✨️ if you wanted to 😏😩"
“You don’t like thick milk?”
I heard things that are worst.. But this is thing I ever heard
thick water is a thing💔
“Quaker Oats? i hardly know her…”
i cAN’T 🤣
“Quaker oats?🥺…I hardly know her.😔”
I legit didn't understand that. English is not my first language. Would you mind explaining? Thanks!
@@daniyurie Quaker Oats kinda sounds like quake her outs
@@bubkis1390 Thanks! Still don't know what it means but I'll Google from here! :D
@@daniyurie Yeah, it's not meant to mean something specifically, other than a euphemism for doing "something" to a woman.
@@hellsingmongrel Oooh! Ok! Thank you so much! I tried googling but got walled by my inability to find an answer! Hauhau Thanks again! o/
You are THE funniest person I've ever watched (love all your videos and the podcast)
"Brest! I love Brest!"
Absolutely BROKE me 😂😂😂😂
This gave me a PHYSICAL reaction ahm thank yew
The Napoleon dynamite reference was EVERYTHING!!!
I think this qualifies to be one of the most traumatizing videos I have ever watched
"You don't like thick milk? 😳"
The way you said that😭😭😭😭
Anyone else totally freaked out at how good she is at this.
the lean backwards when they say "unless you're lactose intolerant" omfg 😭😭
"breast, I love breasts" me: ayo- chill chill chill-
“I see you’re drinking 1%, is that because you think you’re FAT? ‘Cause you could be drinking whole if you wanted to” first line that came to my mind.
"and you should enjoy your dairy!.. u-unless you're lactose intolerant!.."
This is funny to me because the reduced fat milk that they are holding is a brand that i drink which is in fact ultra filtered and lactose free~
also, i as well prefer reduced fat because i don't like the thick milk ;P i think it tastes better too.
From the Napolean Dynamite reference to the tsundere announcements to Quaker Oats... you killed me with this one 🤣🤣🤣
IKR 😂
*VICTORY!!* I’m part of the early crowd *&* I’ve actually seen this happen to a fellow shopper! The awkward cashier didn’t even get to finish his shift!!
I thought of Kurtis Conner for the "Quaker Oats? I hardly know her" joke lmfao
The voice is EVERYTHING!!!!🤣🤣
"Quaker Oats? I hardly know her..."
Ok. But. What are my oats and how exactly would someone quake them? No reason.
Well you see they're quaker oats not quaked oats. They're called that because they cause earthquakes
I love how Kevin is an adult now. Like we've seen him as a kid in school, at his grandmother's funeral, at his best friend's marriage, and now here! He's got a job and everything. I'm strangely proud.
“Quaker Oats? I barely know her” is a fucking great joke
I actually screamed out loud cause of "Quaker Oats? I barely know her", holy fuck
I love this character, he makes me die inside every time he opens his wretched face lmao
Okay this is hilarious but on one serious note, you’re a really talented actress and comedian. You play so many characters and each one of them has layers and detailed personalities and that’s something hard to achieve. I can’t wait till you get a Netflix special or something, you deserve it. 🌈
“Quaker Oats? I hardly know her.” Jesus that got me so good 😂😂😂
"Are you drinking 2℅ milk cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not fat. You could totally drink whole milk if you wanted to. " -Napoleon Dynamite
" i love where the milk comes from"
um- cow?
Yeeeeeah….cows 😏😏😏
Was I the only one expecting the weeb to say Mommy Milkers?
I was on tenterhooks!
I was totally expecting that.
"You don't like thick milk?" Had me ROLLING! 🤣🤣🤣
This series makes me snort laugh every time I watch. EVERY TIME.
I think my favorite part is that he keeps just starting the line over like a broken npc
“I actually love milk.” - anime obsessed cashier guy 2022 lol
I’m dying…this physically hurt😂😂😂 I want more of it
Love the Napoleon Dynamite reference 😂
"You could be drinking whole if you want to"
I understood that reference
Same
Ain’t no way this man is allowed within 100 feet of a maternity ward…
Lmao "good to know" had me dying 🤣 like, he's gonna figure out a way to thin out his own 'milk' for her
NOT ME EATING QUAKER OATS WHILE REWATCHING OLD STANZI SHORTS AND GETTING TO THIS ONE LMAO
I'm far too happy to hear a Napoleon Dynamite reference in 2022, bring it BACK, boo boo
not even one second in i heard the voice and fight or flight was activated
I love how she looks at him like: “ wth are you fkin sayin”
“You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to” is one of my favorite Napoleon Dynamite quotes 😭
rlly relating to this guy in the vid
“breasts. i love breasts.”
This is basically what every anime my friend shows me,
Edit: I’m not making fun of anime in anyway. I personally don’t like anime, but you can like what you like.
Nausicaa is a wholesome af anime for u c:
Watch Ranking of Kings
@@DarkCelestialConsciousness no offense but anime isn’t really my thing
@@ShoulderMonster no offense but anime isn’t really my thing
@@xxfake_outxx I understand but this anime is old school pure of heart innocent yet mature and unlike any u have or will ever c. I also hate most of what anime is now known for.
Is that an attack on titan shirt? Yeah this is about what I’d expect from those degenerates. Incredibly accurate portrayal my dude!
I keep coming back to this video, it’s so hilarious! The way the checkout guy hits that hard “K” in “milk”, it’s so funny to me!
Thanks for your uploads, they always make me laugh! ^
the moments the video started and i heard your impression, i already died
The rapid "suppression of murder" blinks .. 🤣🤣
“Quaker oats I barely even know Her”
“What-“
That literally took me tf out
Ball busting
The anime voice never gets old. Or- it will enjoy an amazing happy long life! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This woman's videos is someone of the only joy I have left in life
That ash voice is too accurate
“I love breasts”
me too buddy, me too.
"You could be drinking whole if you wanted to" Why in the hell would I subject myself to whole milk.
Whole milk slander /j
Whole milk is delicious, it’s like super milk 🥛
And if I run out of cream I can put that in my coffee without it becoming super watery and disappointing.
@@ms.annthropic6341 it IS like cream. Which is why it's super gross to drink on its own. Beverages shouldn't be THICK. @.@
@@shikuthetempest
Sure, which is why no one puts cream in their coffee, or enjoys Vietnamese coffee, or drinks milkshakes, or smoothies, or Frappuccinos, or any other type of beverage that’s thicker than water.
Whole milk is not like drinking cream, cream is anywhere from 10-33% fat (and yes, some people do put heavy/whipping cream in their coffee) - for the record I’m really, really tired so I’m not working out the math properly, I’m rounding a bit, but I’m sure you’ll get the idea.
Whole milk has 1.25% more fat than 2% milk (less than 2x as much) and 2.25% more fat than 1% milk (slightly over 3x as much) - I won’t bother to compare it to “skim milk” because I don’t know what the fat content is for that and IMO that’s just off white water masquerading as milk 🤷🏻♀️
Meaning the difference between 1% milk, whole milk and even just half and half is a difference on approx 3x as much vs 10x as much.
If you compared your paycheque (2k) to a friend’s and found out they made 3x as much (6K) and then compared your check to someone else making 10x as much (20k) you wouldn’t say those two other people were basically making the same amount of money as each other.
Do it with the 2% comparison and it’s still a difference of 2k vs 4K vs 10k - not the even close to the same, and that’s with the difference being as small as possible between milk that you presumably accept as milk and the lightest cream that’s considered cream - the gap could go significantly wider depending on what type of cream we’re talking about.
The comparison would be pretty far from the income of friend 1 but REALLY FAR from friend 2 - 24K annually vs 48K vs 120k, you know your income and that of friend 1 are no where near that 2nd friend.
I don’t know why I bothered to do this (weird/bad decision, it’s the fatigue 😅), it’s not like I care if you prefer skim milk to whole milk, it doesn’t make much of a difference to anybody so keep on doing it if that’s what you like, but they’re not the same and obviously there’s plenty of beverages that show people do enjoy thick drinks, because your subjective opinion isn’t objective truth, that’s all.
Again, so tired, killing time before I can go to bed, weird day, please don’t take this as me shitting on you for not drinking the same type of milk as myself.✌🏻
@@ms.annthropic6341 ... Don't take this the wrong way, but there is no way I'm reading all of that. You wrote a whole ass dissertation on milk, friend. Lmao
But no, I don't like milkshakes or smoothies or whatever either. Just don't like thick beverages. Personal preference. 🤷♀️
I fucking lost it at “Quaker oats? I hardly know her”
What I find funny is that, that's the milk that I buy as a lactose intolerant person XD
“I love where the milk comes from”
*cow udders??*
i love how the standard anime character voice always sounds like nagito komaeda 😭
He needs his hope milk 😭
"quacker oats? I hardly even know her" gets me everytime
ok wow. Stanzi liked my comment. I can die now. bring me to your basement, I will not scream.
"You look great, so why do you exercise and eat like that? Why skim milk when while whole milk is 'better'?"
Um, how do you think I maintain this body?
Edit: tbh, thinner milk is better, I don't like phlem
“You could drink whole if u wanted to”
Me: while I don’t so
I so appreciate how they change their eyebrow arch for the character
"Quaker oats? I hardly know her" absolutely killed me