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I head canon that the one dude the kidnapper let crash is still hanging out there and helps them snatch people and provide comfort and support whenever the weirdos come around
I like to think of it as if this kidnapper just keeps kidnapping these types of people and just overall progressively keeps questioning whether being a kidnapper is worth it at this point lmao
How to survive being kidnapped: Annoy the kidnapper so much that they let you go Edit: Not to be annoying and comment on all the likes, but 6.9k likes lol nice
so all i have to do to survive kidnapping is have an insecure attachment style, stockholm syndrome, and trauma related kinks? well check, check, and CHECK! 😌
I fully relate to the one that's just so tired of the world that getting kidnapped is a relief. If I could chill out for 3 days somewhere noone would bug me and emerge to some GoFundMe cash I'd be so happy
I like to think that after the first victim was released she told this story to her group of friends and now they’re all trying to be kidnapped by this kidnapper to see if he’s really as bad as their friend said. 😂😂😂
Okay but I would genuinely act kind off like this. First, because the best way to prevent them from murdering you is humanizing eachother, talk, explain shit, ask questions, but not enough to annoy or too personal to make said kidnapper nervous. Analize their body languaje to find the best time to manipulate them. The kidnapper would less likely try to hurt you if it sees you as another human being. And don't panick cuz it will make you less rational in a fight or flight situation. Second, because I have no sense of self preservation and I need a rest from everything. A dark and chilly but-not-cold basement? Dam that's a good place to sleep.
I think a lot about the line "Was I your Daisy in a sea of Princess Peaches", given if she was, that'd be all the more reason NOT to try with her given she smacked Bowser into the sky in Mario Party 3, her excuse being "What? He was in my way." Is this truly an overlook on the girl's end? Or is it symbolism for how the kidnapper would eventually regret trying to do so with her?
And THEN we get to the ASMR and I started dying from there. As a person who survived an actual kidnapping in her younger years and an ASMR addict I must tell you. I’ve never laughed so hard over the subject of abduction before. Thank you 🙏🏼
A few past submissives have sent me these, but the one when he kidnaps a Gym Bro is literally both aspects of my personality locked in a room with each-other.
I feel bad for the kidnapped and serial killer, neither of them ever get to kill anyone cause all their victims annoy them to the point where they’re like “JUST FKN LEAVE” 😂
I love you so much!!! I went to sleep crying and woke up crying and you made a video about KIDNAPPING that lightened my mood and gave strength to get out of bed and start my day hahaha you're the best, stanzi
Kidnapper: ... Sit there and be quiet Me: Hm, do you have music it's not good to leave me alone with my thoughts. If I'm not hurting me, I'll be hurting you. I have 24 years of unchecked anger to take out on something and you just gave me a target I can label as "self defense" :3
Ok Stanzi's Asmr persona is A. a fab dresser and B. great at their job!!! Hopefully they do more stuff, either with the kidnapper or by themselves, the asmr is on point!
I like to think the kidnapper actually is lonely and likes the fact that none of them are scared and that’s why they keep doing it- because they want company 😂
I love how the kidnapper’s threats sound progressively more depressed.
Honestly if I always kidnapped the wrong person everytime as a Kidnapper I would feel depressed
The small inkling of hope followed by crushing disappointment when he kidnapped the theater kid lmao
@@cc_trash or the most over the top stereotypical gay dude
Love how the threats just turned into “please just don’t fucking talk” at some point
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How to feel sorry for a kidnapper in 10 minutes.
Anyone would feel bad.
And 11 seconds
@@Luck4Fel that's exactly what I was about to reply lol
@@Urahorribleperson 11.
This poor kidnapper 😢
going to learn all these lines by heart just in case i ever get kidnapped and need to traumatise my kidnapper for life
Ur Gonna turn ur kidnapper into a murderer. Lol
BRILLIANT COMMENT! Actually there some evidence that if u do confront your kidnapper with agreeing, they might Automatically get turned off? Also if u have more mental problems than them, then maybe 🤔 u r set free Quickly!!!!
@@johnnymurray6275 ty for the tips!! i’ll make to use them😌🤩
no cap being annoying as fuck actually works I've been held hostage before
don't need to I'd be the guy whos like, you choose me? over all the other you choose me what made me so special that you choose me LMAO
The smut reader, yes. Could even make a kidnapper blush. My hero.
Haha yup could relate too xD
Shhhh
this is who i aspire to be when i get kidnapped /j
@@kishoii when?
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I love how the ASMR just gets a mic out of nowhere and was able to save themselves with ASMR.
7:56
@@artyaza u lifesaver
@@zee_9265 💪😩💅✨✨
I want to see a version of this were the tables ar turned and the kidnapper gets kid napped
@@niyablake at this point they’d probably be relieved
I love how the kidnapper was like "What's the point of tying them up anymore, they all gonna be weirdos anyway..." in the later episodes
They were just tired of the bdsm people getting a kick out of it
"There is a threatening aura in here and its not coming from me so I think you should go" I love this line
i like to imagine that all of the “kidnapees” are in this large and chaotic friend group
Haha, true, what if they actually watch what the kidnapper does to make it so they're the ones that are kidnapped instead of a random?
They did do it
Its in one of the later video
Or group therapy but they're just discussing their own problems
I love this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
Kidnapper : *I’d like to report a suspicious person.*
It is the best part of the video istg
Her makeup is always on point AND her sense of humor is elite ❤️
totally agree!
"I threw you in a trunk!" " And did that fill the void?"
I head canon that the one dude the kidnapper let crash is still hanging out there and helps them snatch people and provide comfort and support whenever the weirdos come around
And every Sunday he works out with the fit guy
oh these headcanons are great!
Imagine being so useless as a kidnapper, that everyone sees you as a harmless person they can hang out with.
I like to think of it as if this kidnapper just keeps kidnapping these types of people and just overall progressively keeps questioning whether being a kidnapper is worth it at this point lmao
that is what happened in the video
Pick me girl: "Have fun with your makeup"
Also PMG: Has fabulous eye makeup done
How to survive being kidnapped: Annoy the kidnapper so much that they let you go
Edit: Not to be annoying and comment on all the likes, but 6.9k likes lol nice
Or they kill you
this just tells me to go along with them so that they don't let me go
Thats a 50/50 chance, the other 50 is being killed
Or creep them out
what if you're gagged though
so all i have to do to survive kidnapping is have an insecure attachment style, stockholm syndrome, and trauma related kinks? well check, check, and CHECK! 😌
Dude...
Saaaaaaaameeeeeee
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And also bowel problems
@@titanqueen7217 Yes, finally, my IBS can be put to good use
You know, the ASMR kidnapee might be the only that wasn’t let go, and just actually used their superpower to put the kidnapper to sleep and escape
"Their superpower" wonderful
Kidnapper and priest would be so glad to see eachother. Trying to find normal people is their common concerns.
I fully relate to the one that's just so tired of the world that getting kidnapped is a relief. If I could chill out for 3 days somewhere noone would bug me and emerge to some GoFundMe cash I'd be so happy
I love how the kidnapper slowly just loses hopes in humanity throughout the series 🤣
To the point where he wants to turn in his victims 🤣🤣🤣
This series literally simplified all ASMRs and Stockholm Syndrome fanfictions lol
"I'll see that trunk of yours again" - what a line I'm ded
I like to think that after the first victim was released she told this story to her group of friends and now they’re all trying to be kidnapped by this kidnapper to see if he’s really as bad as their friend said. 😂😂😂
That's funny
"I never got so far"
"And cut"
It was too good to be true
Tq for making this completion, I love this series!
Love how the kidnapper called the cops more than victims
Not the kidnapper being more innocent than the victim 😂 kidnapper just trying to kidnap people-
Okay but I would genuinely act kind off like this. First, because the best way to prevent them from murdering you is humanizing eachother, talk, explain shit, ask questions, but not enough to annoy or too personal to make said kidnapper nervous. Analize their body languaje to find the best time to manipulate them. The kidnapper would less likely try to hurt you if it sees you as another human being. And don't panick cuz it will make you less rational in a fight or flight situation.
Second, because I have no sense of self preservation and I need a rest from everything. A dark and chilly but-not-cold basement? Dam that's a good place to sleep.
“Hey i need to report a suspicious person”
You know it’s bad when the kidnapper is reporting it 😂
@@ivynataliaobana5379 Facts lol
When Castiel annoyed a cosmic entity so bad that he got rid of him…
pfft
“You’re an incredibly poor judge of character”
“Thanks for caring”
“There’s a threatening aura in here it’s not coming from me”
All right, you know it’s bad when the depressed kidnapper is scared
The kidnapped actor was so funny😂
Now I know what my mum meant whenever she told me the kidnapper would just bring me back if I was ever snatched 😂
Gotta feel sorry for this kidnapper for ending up kidnapping the kinkiest or oddest of people…
I think a lot about the line "Was I your Daisy in a sea of Princess Peaches", given if she was, that'd be all the more reason NOT to try with her given she smacked Bowser into the sky in Mario Party 3, her excuse being "What? He was in my way."
Is this truly an overlook on the girl's end? Or is it symbolism for how the kidnapper would eventually regret trying to do so with her?
The asmr one and the pick me really got me 💀😭
"You know I've killed people, right?"
WE all know that's not true.
And THEN we get to the ASMR and I started dying from there. As a person who survived an actual kidnapping in her younger years and an ASMR addict I must tell you. I’ve never laughed so hard over the subject of abduction before. Thank you 🙏🏼
A few past submissives have sent me these, but the one when he kidnaps a Gym Bro is literally both aspects of my personality locked in a room with each-other.
stanzi should make a second account just for asmr. that was so tingly and she seems like she knows the stuff
Lol I was thinking the same thing, the Asmr was great!!
Editing is wonderful! Also, having worked retail I can relate.
I would unironically watch a Stanzi ASMR video, that was so good 😂
You are one of the most hilarious you tubers I’ve watch for a long time! Your videos always get a laugh outta me
"theres no need to flex" HAHAHAHAHAHAGHAH @6:00 Also the corpse husband jumper SENT me. I know its not part of the joke but it is tho.
"Hi, I need to report a suspicious person."
That got me laughing XD
The kidnapping series is my FAVOURITE out of all of ‘em!
Stanzi is one of the best people on RUclips omg. Shes so damn funny thank you for being you stanzi❤
Are we just not going to talk about HOW she could make it with ASMR like, that actually made me relaxed.
I feel bad for the kidnapped and serial killer, neither of them ever get to kill anyone cause all their victims annoy them to the point where they’re like “JUST FKN LEAVE” 😂
I love you so much!!! I went to sleep crying and woke up crying and you made a video about KIDNAPPING that lightened my mood and gave strength to get out of bed and start my day hahaha you're the best, stanzi
“I threw you in a trunk”
“and did that fill the void?”
Thank you for bringing a bit of joy into our lives with your skits😊
I feel like 2021 was the best year to get kidnapped because oh boi with the things going in that year might was well 😂
“Hi i would like to report a suspicious person” that is my favorite line for no particular reason
take a shot every time someone tells the kidnapper they're valid
Stanzi out here making us feel horrible for criminals, what a queen 👑
"There's a threatening aura in here and it's not coming from me, so I think you should go."
Why is that such a mood
8:15 I died when they brought out the mic 😂
As a masochist, I feel seen
I wish i had a masochist as a friend
I feel bad for the kidnapper
Honestly I feel sorry for the kidnapper
I'm at 5:25 rn and maybe it's just my imagination but I swear this kidnapper looks more and more visibly frustrated per victim 🤣
The kidnapper vids are why I subscribed. These are so funny 👍🏼😄
"Few of them trying to date me"
"No need to flex"
My fav part😂😂😂
He left me in a gas station bathroom and never came back. I love it.
I mean... technically, if I ever get kidnapped, just be into it to make it awkward for them 😂
Oh my lord I love this series so much-
I really really really wanna see the kidnapper and the priest meet 💀💀💀
Kidnapper: ... Sit there and be quiet
Me: Hm, do you have music it's not good to leave me alone with my thoughts. If I'm not hurting me, I'll be hurting you. I have 24 years of unchecked anger to take out on something and you just gave me a target I can label as "self defense" :3
She is so consistent in the quality writing and perfect delivery 😍
I love the idea that it's the same kidnapper suffering with an endless stream of annoying victims
The fact that it's always the same kidnapper makes it even better XD.
Ok Stanzi's Asmr persona is A. a fab dresser and B. great at their job!!! Hopefully they do more stuff, either with the kidnapper or by themselves, the asmr is on point!
@Bonnalina F. She said on her TikTok and insta that she goes by she/they. I know I wondered that too though.
I can imagine the kidnapper letting someone go then like 6 months later the victim adds the kidnapper to her Facebook MLM group 😂😂
I love that you made over 10 minutes of skits about kidnapping
“Where the mic come from?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼❤️
I didn't realize just how much of these I missed 😳 Thanks for posting the compilation
This compilations are a god send. Thank you!
idk what this says about my mental health but this is genuinely funny content and I really enjoy it :)
This adds a whole new layer to someone being so annoying the kidnapper just gives them back
I like to think the kidnapper actually is lonely and likes the fact that none of them are scared and that’s why they keep doing it- because they want company 😂
I cant with this girl and this kidnapping series literally amazing and every dialogue is absolute gold
i love how its the same guy each time and at some points they try to turn themself in lmaoo
Omg that was the perfect ending. "I need to report a suspicious person." 😂
Watching these all together gives me extreme sympathy for the kidnapper
The kidnapper needs some fucking help man. Poor dude.
your skits literally never miss, theyre always so fucking funny
Survival kidnapping 101: Make them completely uncomfortable 😂
"I see you I hear you're you're valid"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Fmd
You are hilarious! I love it. Thank you.
This is seriously one of the best contents I ever came across on the internet. So funny. So creative.
At this point, I feel bad for the kidnapper character.
"Ugh God I feel violated" LMAOOO😂
Omfg, the asmr impression had me dying from laughter lmao
I love how the kidnapper is more likable than any of his victims
This is perfect, would love descriptions of who was kidnapped in each scene change.
🤣😂🤣😂 I love your humor and I love all of this!! Your so funny and your make up is MWAH!! 💜👌my fav is the smut reader lmao
"We all went through a phase in college" is what made me laugh out loud
The masochist and smut one got me. I don't even know how the kidnapper is still going even after all this man.