Yeah and mostly from a bunch of people who have never even shopped there and just think they’re hilarious for jumping on the trend of shitting on DK Oldies. Whiny asses
@@AgentSmith2 that's a very clever comment. I've got your mom here in bed with me and she says she's soooo proud of her clever little guy. The prices I paid for the games were not any higher than anywhere else. I did comparisons, and decided to give them a shot.
The only thing you could do with the genesis is attach the 32X and the Sega CD and then add sonic and knuckles and add a game on top which isn’t nearly as much as the GameCube or N64
Now that'll be $2,000,000 and we promise to say we will refurbishe it but we will just throw a sticker on it and say "it's done". An extra game will be $6,000. Now that's a bargain!
Joey is an awesome person! He reminds me of me when I look through my old games. Keep up the good work Joey! Always a pleasure seeing you have fun through all the negativity!
I love watching this channel. I’m just waiting for the day I can order an item from the website and get a chance to have my order featured! Seeing everybody else get their orders featured makes me feel like I can pull off the same.
Me and my little sister, up all night playing solstice, me saying move you piece of shat, mom saying shut up, it's time to go to bed...LMAO, the best of times.. Love it
Honestly, i wish these old consoles were still being made so the newer generations (Like me) could experience what it is like to play these games on old consoles.
When I was about 3 or 4, my grand parents kept some of my dad’s old game controllers and let me have them as toys, and that see through n64 controller was one of them.
Joey: “that’ll be $8725 with a 15% Black Friday Deal and I’m throwing in this key chain.”
Rick pawn stars: best I can do is $20 and I'm taking a huge risk here
@Master of playlists what ain't broken at DK oldies. My friend bought a DS lite and it didn't even turn on. Just had a light
@Master of playlists you're right. Most of the time it's probably just a JPEG of the thing you bought
😂😂😂
It's 1M With tax💀💀💀💀💀
Can’t be the ultimate form without goldeneye
😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Or the disk drive
Perfect dark was better
It's boring playing it nowadays.
Agreed.
It went from nostalgia to an empty wallet real quick
With how expensive his site is it’s more like an empty bank account
@@Styxz__ the economy would drop so fast if someone bought that
Especially since it's Nintendo. Nintendo collecting is a straight up nightmare
They have ruined collecting all together in my eyes.
Everybody says DK oldies is expensive but never offer alternatives.
Now assemble a store with reasonable prices
Joey looks like a kid on Christmas assembling this ultimate n64
Christmas: kind of check, the ultimate n64: check, kid: he is a child in an adult body
Even though he technically owns it already XD
@I'm Trying correct, a metaphor lol
Why Christmas
Damn my boy working at starbucjs
All of us wanna be in that alternate universe where the N64 Disk Drive was officially released and was popular in the US
Same I watched this hoping to see one
Looks like that means mine is more ultimate then theirs.
Rafi. Jordan. Bobo je🎉,,, vais chercher maelys
I own one and I love it so much. F-zeroX expansion pack is so much fun
I WANT TO LIVE THERE
He stopped there because the user already ran out of money 💀💀💀
WWF No Mercy was a must have.
My favorite game the memories are insane the rocks theme song if you smelllllll
@@deus4992WWF No Mercy and Turtles In Time
I loved Wrestlemania 2000
Man, this company is getting raked over the coals.
P not K
Yeah and mostly from a bunch of people who have never even shopped there and just think they’re hilarious for jumping on the trend of shitting on DK Oldies. Whiny asses
I ordered from them and was very satisfied 🤷♂️
@@AgentSmith2 that's a very clever comment. I've got your mom here in bed with me and she says she's soooo proud of her clever little guy.
The prices I paid for the games were not any higher than anywhere else. I did comparisons, and decided to give them a shot.
I’m so glad Joey seems in such a good mood
Prob because he’s living in a retro store working because that’s sound like a very fun and easy job.
You don't want to see him when he's angry 😂
good mood ?
theres something deeply disturbing about his manson lamp eyes and over the top enthusiasm
Wow
@@010les - 🤓
"Ok, that wii be 999$, and since you got picked for this video, im throwing in this 50-cent keychain!"
999 is cheap for dkoldies
ASSEMBLE THE ULTIMATE SEGA GENESIS
The only thing you could do with the genesis is attach the 32X and the Sega CD and then add sonic and knuckles and add a game on top which isn’t nearly as much as the GameCube or N64
@@segadoeswhatnintendont890 Don’t forget about the game genie, too!
@@segadoeswhatnintendont890 Also the Multitap, Power Base Converter, Mega CD Karaoke, and XBAND add-ons. 😅
Oh that’s easy. You just plug in two controllers and leave it be.
@@thebasketballhistorian3291 you have a point there’s lots for the genesis
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
Watch them charge like 2g's for all this lol
Right?! Insane.
@@lucasblanchard47 except it won't be 2gs.
@@jakestark2483 you think it’d be more or less?
2gs nahh probably 1000 is not that expensive
@rolp9818 what's that got to do with anything??? It's not $7000 stupid
he probably want $2000 for all that 😂
And that’s 90% off
Is not for sell 😢😢😢
@@judesmith-vanwinkle8146
Don’t be silly NO IT’S NOT! 🥴 WTF?!
we need to see the wavebird in action for this
No 64DD? *shocked pikachu
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!! (Thunderbolt at Joey)
Joey: NOOOOOO! Wait! AHHHHH!!! (Joey Paralyzed)
Pikachu: Kathu! 😊
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
JOEY is now paralyzed
*pokemon
*BRITT
*send out
The DD is expensive nowdays. Cheapest ones i find are like $1200
@@ThatNerdNerdical Joey: Stop that I am not Pokemon I am DKOldies you know the employee
@Old Liquid yeah. I do want a DD for my Japanese Gold N64
Joey: Now this is the ultimate N64!
Goldeneye: *crying in the corner*
Thanks that’ll be $2500 USD!
Not even close.
@@jakestark2483 more or less?
@@lucasblanchard47 more.
and it won't even work when you get it.
@@Idk-how-to-paint close tho.
These are my favorite videos on the internet lately
The GameCube controller to N64 socket adapter is the wildest thing I’ve seen in a long time
The best business decision the owner of dkoldies ever made was hiring Joey as his marketing guy. Joey, you are a marketing genius.
“…..you fool…THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!” 😅
No way!
No way.
If you dont have goldeneye in an “ultimate” N64 bundle then you need to take yourself to the nearest corner and have a quiet word with yourself.
Fuck, life was sooo much simpler when you just had an N64, a few games and some friends. Being an adult sucks.
I really wish game companies would bring back the translucent plastic. We didn't understand how good we had it in the 90s.
No cardboard is a great update tho
This is a Tipsy Bartender video for retro gaming
Joey said for a small price of $3000 and since your order was picked to be filmed they might actually clean it 🤣
Now that’s what I call n64 pro gamer.
Now that'll be $2,000,000 and we promise to say we will refurbishe it but we will just throw a sticker on it and say "it's done". An extra game will be $6,000. Now that's a bargain!
Since your order got picked I’m throwing in my hat
That would be a good gift, that’s a sick hat
“We slapped 4 controllers and 5 extra megabits on a N64. That’ll be $10,599,37.”
the only time that Joey is actually calm
“and that’ll conveniently cost the exact amount of money that you have stored in your savings”
That shit escalated quickly
Imagine someone trying to break in while the army of Joey's are boxing a box
Joey league..... ASSEMBLE!!!!
*Me seeing this video* "I'll take your entire stock!"
It will cost you every organ you have
Cringe
these guys sell retro stuff for way too much
Joey is an awesome person! He reminds me of me when I look through my old games. Keep up the good work Joey! Always a pleasure seeing you have fun through all the negativity!
I appreciate that so much! Thank you!
Missing Goldeneye and banjo Kazooie
Joey looks like the "Am I hip with you kids yet?" Guy, unironically.
I love how he mentions everything like he's never been introduced to videogames before
i love these videos they make me happy to see them.keep up the good work😊
More Sam videos, Joe! That dudes vibes are immaculate
the way he said "gAmEs!" just cracked me up for some reason
There was a removal tool?
@@enorma29 rofl same 😂
Most certainly was I had a black one. Finding one off the interwebs is near impossible. I've been looking for an original puller for years
Since your order got picked to be filmed..I’m throwing in myself for free (jumps in box)
"The dongle goes in here"
-Joey from DKOldies, 2022
Joeys gonna destroy my credit score for this one
Gotta love the DK Oldie Scamily
Me watching in horror as he rips open the dk64 box
I think Joey isn’t full evil, he’s broken
I love how the first step of building the ultimate n64 is using literally anything else to control it
I need a N64 back in my life!
Joey just farted in the video XD
64DD has left the chat
that was for japan only, and maybe they don't own one
unless you count the USA prototype that metaljesusrocks found
*For the price of a used car" lol all laughs guys I love U
Nah the price of rich to poor worth it 🙂
that's the best thing about Nintendo. old and new consoles are compatible with each other.
I think the only thing Joey succeeded in assembling was the most hideous clash of colors used in a game console ever.
None of his "ultimate" consoles make any sense at all...he just throws random "compatible" things at it until he runs out of ideas or reel-time.
My heart sank when he opened that complete copy of dk64
His sacrasim is so funny😂😂🖤
"Joey, this is the millionth time you've set up the ultimate n64!"
The N64 hat is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Ok that will be a kidney, an arm and your ba-"
I love watching this channel. I’m just waiting for the day I can order an item from the website and get a chance to have my order featured! Seeing everybody else get their orders featured makes me feel like I can pull off the same.
"Ok, this cost your bloodline, kidneys, and your liver"
Joey turning the cap is so cold
I love that purple rumble back such a good color
I was waiting for Donkey KONG
That green neon controller is dope
These are more fun to watch than spending my money
Joey actin like he didn’t pick that stuff lol
Every dkoldies video I see that Neville’s an n64 there is Mario 64 everywhere
Kids, beware of this guy roaming the school grounds.
Me and my little sister, up all night playing solstice, me saying move you piece of shat, mom saying shut up, it's time to go to bed...LMAO, the best of times.. Love it
D, K, DONKEY KONG IS HERE
I still own my gray N64 with the purple controller with Mario kart 64, childhood right there
Honestly, i wish these old consoles were still being made so the newer generations (Like me) could experience what it is like to play these games on old consoles.
My favourite N64 game is PKMN Stadium 2. I miss playing that game so much.
When I was about 3 or 4, my grand parents kept some of my dad’s old game controllers and let me have them as toys, and that see through n64 controller was one of them.
Dude I NEED THAT RUMBLE PACK
The wave bird is so cool
Seeing that removal tool literally gave me the hardest whiplash of nostalgia of my life.
I was lucky enough to get the expansion thing when I bought mine
Dudes voice is literally a cross between Mordecai and rigby
R.I.P Goldeneye 007
Thank god I was born loving video games
Bro stop I'm having a triple panic attack
Wavebirds were goated back in the day
You were the cool kid if you had em
That one looks fairly clean
"That'll come out to (insert U.S. national debt here) USD but because it went online, we'll throw in some dog shit!"
daaaam the rumble pack 😂 I still have my N64 in the 64 carrying bag
classic dk oldies, im surprised you didnt pump in a lot of a cat hair and dust to give the full dkoldies ecperience
He looked like a kid at Christmas
The funny thing is Joey using even a gamer.
Joey this is the 6th time you've brought the ultimate n64 to show and tell
Joey: “that’s gonna be 8 trillion dollars”
With great power comes great responsibility. That’s a ultimate setup
I love your building the ultimate console series
Your videos entertain me💯
In 2050, this dude is gonna be assembling the best ps5