Yeah and mostly from a bunch of people who have never even shopped there and just think they’re hilarious for jumping on the trend of shitting on DK Oldies. Whiny asses
@@AgentSmith2 that's a very clever comment. I've got your mom here in bed with me and she says she's soooo proud of her clever little guy. The prices I paid for the games were not any higher than anywhere else. I did comparisons, and decided to give them a shot.
The only thing you could do with the genesis is attach the 32X and the Sega CD and then add sonic and knuckles and add a game on top which isn’t nearly as much as the GameCube or N64
Now that'll be $2,000,000 and we promise to say we will refurbishe it but we will just throw a sticker on it and say "it's done". An extra game will be $6,000. Now that's a bargain!
Joey is an awesome person! He reminds me of me when I look through my old games. Keep up the good work Joey! Always a pleasure seeing you have fun through all the negativity!
Golden Eye multiplayer with proximity mines and twin AR 33s, Starfox, Turok 2 seeds of Evil.....id buy this again just for Golden Eye, what a game. Turok weapons were something else. the cerebral bore. miss these games.
I see the original jumper for sale in pawn shops all the time, not the graphics expander with the red top. Somebody keeps convincing the pawn shops that the jumper is the expander!
Me and my little sister, up all night playing solstice, me saying move you piece of shat, mom saying shut up, it's time to go to bed...LMAO, the best of times.. Love it
I love watching this channel. I’m just waiting for the day I can order an item from the website and get a chance to have my order featured! Seeing everybody else get their orders featured makes me feel like I can pull off the same.
Here, here, here we go So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! (Here we go) This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh! DK! Donkey Kong! Huh! Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the D.K. crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell (replaced with heck in Super Smash Bros.) of a guy! Huh! Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! (Ahh, yeah!) Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! (Ahh, yeah!)
Joey: “that’ll be $8725 with a 15% Black Friday Deal and I’m throwing in this key chain.”
Rick pawn stars: best I can do is $20 and I'm taking a huge risk here
@Master of playlists what ain't broken at DK oldies. My friend bought a DS lite and it didn't even turn on. Just had a light
@Master of playlists you're right. Most of the time it's probably just a JPEG of the thing you bought
😂😂😂
It's 1M With tax💀💀💀💀💀
Now assemble a store with reasonable prices
That's impossible!
He doesn't make the prices!
You do realize they actually sell things cheaper right?
@@AutumnSwift2 Really? There was a whole thing about them having overpriced items and bad refurbished consoles and they tried to cover it up.
😂😂
It went from nostalgia to an empty wallet real quick
With how expensive his site is it’s more like an empty bank account
@@Styxz__ the economy would drop so fast if someone bought that
Especially since it's Nintendo. Nintendo collecting is a straight up nightmare
They have ruined collecting all together in my eyes.
Everybody says DK oldies is expensive but never offer alternatives.
Joey: Now this is the ultimate N64!
Goldeneye: *crying in the corner*
He stopped there because the user already ran out of money 💀💀💀
All of us wanna be in that alternate universe where the N64 Disk Drive was officially released and was popular in the US
Same I watched this hoping to see one
Looks like that means mine is more ultimate then theirs.
Rafi. Jordan. Bobo je🎉,,, vais chercher maelys
I own one and I love it so much. F-zeroX expansion pack is so much fun
I WANT TO LIVE THERE
Joey looks like a kid on Christmas assembling this ultimate n64
Christmas: kind of check, the ultimate n64: check, kid: he is a child in an adult body
Even though he technically owns it already XD
@I'm Trying correct, a metaphor lol
Why Christmas
Damn my boy working at starbucjs
WWF No Mercy was a must have.
My favorite game the memories are insane the rocks theme song if you smelllllll
@@deus4992WWF No Mercy and Turtles In Time
I loved Wrestlemania 2000
Yes! No mercy is the last AKI game I need and it’s coming today! Set complete 👍
Can’t be the ultimate form without goldeneye
😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Or the disk drive
Perfect dark was better
It's boring playing it nowadays.
Agreed.
Man, this company is getting raked over the coals.
P not K
Yeah and mostly from a bunch of people who have never even shopped there and just think they’re hilarious for jumping on the trend of shitting on DK Oldies. Whiny asses
I ordered from them and was very satisfied 🤷♂️
@@AgentSmith2 that's a very clever comment. I've got your mom here in bed with me and she says she's soooo proud of her clever little guy.
The prices I paid for the games were not any higher than anywhere else. I did comparisons, and decided to give them a shot.
What does "raked over the coals" mean?
"Ok, that wii be 999$, and since you got picked for this video, im throwing in this 50-cent keychain!"
999 is cheap for dkoldies
I’m so glad Joey seems in such a good mood
Prob because he’s living in a retro store working because that’s sound like a very fun and easy job.
You don't want to see him when he's angry 😂
good mood ?
theres something deeply disturbing about his manson lamp eyes and over the top enthusiasm
Wow
@@010les - 🤓
he probably want $2000 for all that 😂
And that’s 90% off
Is not for sell 😢😢😢
@@judesmith-vanwinkle8146
Don’t be silly NO IT’S NOT! 🥴 WTF?!
ASSEMBLE THE ULTIMATE SEGA GENESIS
The only thing you could do with the genesis is attach the 32X and the Sega CD and then add sonic and knuckles and add a game on top which isn’t nearly as much as the GameCube or N64
@@segadoeswhatnintendont890 Don’t forget about the game genie, too!
@@segadoeswhatnintendont890 Also the Multitap, Power Base Converter, Mega CD Karaoke, and XBAND add-ons. 😅
Oh that’s easy. You just plug in two controllers and leave it be.
@@thebasketballhistorian3291 you have a point there’s lots for the genesis
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
Watch them charge like 2g's for all this lol
Right?! Insane.
@@lucasblanchard47 except it won't be 2gs.
@@jakestark2483 you think it’d be more or less?
2gs nahh probably 1000 is not that expensive
@rolp9818 what's that got to do with anything??? It's not $7000 stupid
These are my favorite videos on the internet lately
If you dont have goldeneye in an “ultimate” N64 bundle then you need to take yourself to the nearest corner and have a quiet word with yourself.
Thanks that’ll be $2500 USD!
Not even close.
@@jakestark2483 more or less?
@@lucasblanchard47 more.
and it won't even work when you get it.
@@Idk-how-to-paint close tho.
No 64DD? *shocked pikachu
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!! (Thunderbolt at Joey)
Joey: NOOOOOO! Wait! AHHHHH!!! (Joey Paralyzed)
Pikachu: Kathu! 😊
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
JOEY is now paralyzed
*pokemon
*BRITT
*send out
The DD is expensive nowdays. Cheapest ones i find are like $1200
@@ThatNerdNerdical Joey: Stop that I am not Pokemon I am DKOldies you know the employee
@Old Liquid yeah. I do want a DD for my Japanese Gold N64
we need to see the wavebird in action for this
The best business decision the owner of dkoldies ever made was hiring Joey as his marketing guy. Joey, you are a marketing genius.
The GameCube controller to N64 socket adapter is the wildest thing I’ve seen in a long time
I bought a Bluetooth adapter for my n64 to play my Xbox 1 controller with my n64. Smashed all my Mario kart records 😂
“We slapped 4 controllers and 5 extra megabits on a N64. That’ll be $10,599,37.”
Now that’s what I call n64 pro gamer.
Joey said for a small price of $3000 and since your order was picked to be filmed they might actually clean it 🤣
“…..you fool…THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!” 😅
No way!
No way.
I was waiting for Donkey KONG
Since your order got picked I’m throwing in my hat
That would be a good gift, that’s a sick hat
I really wish game companies would bring back the translucent plastic. We didn't understand how good we had it in the 90s.
No cardboard is a great update tho
Absolutely! The only console you want multiple or just to look at 😍
This is a Tipsy Bartender video for retro gaming
His sacrasim is so funny😂😂🖤
“and that’ll conveniently cost the exact amount of money that you have stored in your savings”
the only time that Joey is actually calm
I need a N64 back in my life!
Fuck, life was sooo much simpler when you just had an N64, a few games and some friends. Being an adult sucks.
Dude! Get another one! My friends and I are in our 40’s and we have tournaments at my house on n64 Mario kart. Totally worth it 👍
Now that'll be $2,000,000 and we promise to say we will refurbishe it but we will just throw a sticker on it and say "it's done". An extra game will be $6,000. Now that's a bargain!
Imagine someone trying to break in while the army of Joey's are boxing a box
Joey league..... ASSEMBLE!!!!
I think the only thing Joey succeeded in assembling was the most hideous clash of colors used in a game console ever.
None of his "ultimate" consoles make any sense at all...he just throws random "compatible" things at it until he runs out of ideas or reel-time.
*Me seeing this video* "I'll take your entire stock!"
It will cost you every organ you have
Cringe
these guys sell retro stuff for way too much
Dkoldies, this is the 7th time this week you've shown off the ultimate N64 in class
Ooo you should do a series called "how to scalp millions"
Missing Goldeneye and banjo Kazooie
Joey just farted in the video XD
More Sam videos, Joe! That dudes vibes are immaculate
Joey is an awesome person! He reminds me of me when I look through my old games. Keep up the good work Joey! Always a pleasure seeing you have fun through all the negativity!
I appreciate that so much! Thank you!
I love how he mentions everything like he's never been introduced to videogames before
I remember the rumble pack having resemblance to inserting a "clip" into my "gun" (the controller) 😂
There was a removal tool?
@@enorma29 rofl same 😂
Most certainly was I had a black one. Finding one off the interwebs is near impossible. I've been looking for an original puller for years
okay that'll be $70000.00 for that animal crossing label. uh oh your credit card has maxed out.
Since your order got picked to be filmed..I’m throwing in myself for free (jumps in box)
My favorite console of all time
R.I.P Goldeneye 007
Joey looks like the "Am I hip with you kids yet?" Guy, unironically.
I remember playing mario 64 when it came out and turock those were the days goldeneye 64 multi player good times
Golden Eye multiplayer with proximity mines and twin AR 33s, Starfox, Turok 2 seeds of Evil.....id buy this again just for Golden Eye, what a game. Turok weapons were something else. the cerebral bore. miss these games.
I see the original jumper for sale in pawn shops all the time, not the graphics expander with the red top. Somebody keeps convincing the pawn shops that the jumper is the expander!
the way he said "gAmEs!" just cracked me up for some reason
"That'll come out to (insert U.S. national debt here) USD but because it went online, we'll throw in some dog shit!"
*For the price of a used car" lol all laughs guys I love U
Nah the price of rich to poor worth it 🙂
Me watching in horror as he rips open the dk64 box
Let's assemble the ultimate price!!!
"The dongle goes in here"
-Joey from DKOldies, 2022
The funny thing is Joey using even a gamer.
The Ultimate 64 with no Goldeneye, huh.
And no Banjo Kazooie :( or Diddy Kong Racing, I like Donkey Kong 64 but swap it with Banjo.
I think Joey isn’t full evil, he’s broken
That’ll be 2.1 million and ownership of your first born child. But since the order got picked to be filmed I’ll throw in some uncooked pasta noodles.
i love these videos they make me happy to see them.keep up the good work😊
Who else thinks that purple shiny rumble pack is just the best
I love how the first step of building the ultimate n64 is using literally anything else to control it
"Ok, this cost your bloodline, kidneys, and your liver"
Kids, beware of this guy roaming the school grounds.
Gotta love the DK Oldie Scamily
That shit escalated quickly
These shameless scoundrels are working overtime trying to save face.
Joeys gonna destroy my credit score for this one
"Joey, this is the millionth time you've set up the ultimate n64!"
It's frightening how many likes these videos get knowing full well how much conning your company does.
Me and my little sister, up all night playing solstice, me saying move you piece of shat, mom saying shut up, it's time to go to bed...LMAO, the best of times.. Love it
Le Price: Your Left kidney and your gallbladder
We just watched Joey discover a dongle for the first time y’all.
Don't forget your gameboy transfer pack for your pokemon in Pokemon stadium 1 and 2
My heart sank when he opened that complete copy of dk64
Joey turning the cap is so cold
you can go further, with the n64 gameboy transfer pack
I love watching this channel. I’m just waiting for the day I can order an item from the website and get a chance to have my order featured! Seeing everybody else get their orders featured makes me feel like I can pull off the same.
Here, here, here we go
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
(Here we go)
This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell (replaced with heck in Super Smash Bros.) of a guy!
Huh!
Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
(Ahh, yeah!)
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
(Ahh, yeah!)
N64 transformed, alright 👍🏽 gotta ❤️ the colors 10/31/24
These are more fun to watch than spending my money
Joey actin like he didn’t pick that stuff lol
Dudes voice is literally a cross between Mordecai and rigby
Your videos entertain me💯
Dude I NEED THAT RUMBLE PACK
Butter knife = removal tool
The N64 hat is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The wavebird being compatible with the N64 is awesome
hmmmm… I think you’re forgetting about the… Japanese only… N64 expansion pack?
It's cleaned and in good condition...
Comes with one game...
550 dollars😂
that's the best thing about Nintendo. old and new consoles are compatible with each other.
Thank god I was born loving video games
You forgot the stackable GameShark cartridge