Sam Riegel's Crash Pandas One-Shot

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  • Опубликовано: 22 сен 2018
  • Thanks to generous Critter donations to the Pablove Foundation, game master Sam Riegel takes his friends on the ride of their lives in Grant Howitt's Crash Pandas! Join (most of) the Critical Role gang with special guest Blair Herter in this hilarious one-shot that originally aired live on Friday, September 22nd on the Critical Role Twitch channel at: / criticalrole
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  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 5 лет назад +3392

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    3:50 Caveats
    5:00 Episode Starts
    7:35 Reggie Burns
    8:20 Rhinestone (AKA Traci)
    9:45 Ringo
    10:35 Izzie
    11:50 Gooba
    14:55 And now the car names
    21:05 The back hood
    32:30 Race starts
    37:50 Fact checked- raccoons really are mostly colorblind
    42:05 Front window kill
    48:00 A stunt in the next Fast and Furious movie
    50:00 The social media presence is real
    52:30 Voltron
    53:20 Sprocket Raccoon, the banana-eating Frenchman
    55:05 The rules are clear
    56:30 Blair Herter
    57:20 Meta voice
    1:04:10 Sam guesses car parts
    1:04:45 Clear communication is important for GMing
    1:05:40 Raccoon paternity
    1:09:35 Rat intimidation
    1:10:40 Don’t read into it
    1:13:15 Giving the fingers
    1:19:10 The catching game begins
    1:25:35 Sam guesses more parts
    1:28:55 Secret skunk
    1:33:20 Fact checked- apparently, Travis is right
    1:34:40 Big Paulie
    1:37:30 More racer intros
    1:41:40 Sam knows what a gas cap is
    1:45:05 Second race begins
    1:45:55 Poor Planning
    1:47:55 Izzie fixes it
    1:50:20 Throwing insults
    1:53:50 The dad save
    1:55:00 The LAX orphan walls
    1:58:40 Ringo is bad with rockets
    2:01:00 Rocket jump
    2:03:10 More car parts
    2:04:25 Sabotage and assassins
    2:13:10 Confronting Roadkill
    2:18:10 The banana peel maneuver
    2:20:00 Character assassination
    2:25:45 Jamba Juice always finds out
    2:26:50 Skunk pouch
    2:28:40 I was really waiting on that impression
    2:30:50 Criss cross
    2:34:25 Rabies
    2:36:25 Benign tentacles
    2:37:30 Chicken with a plane
    2:38:55 Two engines?
    2:39:50 Oh right, we fixed it
    2:42:10 The blowing begins
    2:46:00 Everyone gets what they want
    2:50:05 Adorable child
    Between Twitch and RUclips, live viewership of this episode peaked around 12,000 people.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. See you tomorrow

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 5 лет назад +3218

    This is a perfect example that having fun is the most important thing. Sam didn’t know half the rules, they added and subtracted some of them as they went. But it was a blast because everyone was totally on board and having a good time.

    • @TheTrueRandomness
      @TheTrueRandomness 4 года назад +205

      The best thing about it is that it's a one page game. All the rules are on a single page xD

    • @nathan8268
      @nathan8268 4 года назад +316

      Sams complete lack of knowledge when it comes to cars makes this a million times better.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 года назад +174

      @@nathan8268 it helps that he leans into it too. He doesn't shy away from describing things, he just makes shit up and, as someone who also knows NOTHING about cars, it's the BEST.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +72

      This is what A really good rpg group can do. Unlike what you might believe according to most commenters it's not about knowing everything and doing everything "right."

    • @rdmissey2084
      @rdmissey2084 2 года назад +6

      @@elbruces love this

  • @jay-jaysantiago2190
    @jay-jaysantiago2190 5 лет назад +3582

    Sam Riegel is chaotic good in its purest form

    • @709mash
      @709mash 3 года назад +33

      With a capital C lol.

    • @Colley_co
      @Colley_co 3 года назад +8

      Now I understand what that means lol

    • @nathanrosich6584
      @nathanrosich6584 3 года назад +50

      That’s what happens when a bard/rogue player becomes a GM

    • @beafbuger
      @beafbuger 3 года назад +3

      good.....?

    • @drbritishdude
      @drbritishdude 3 года назад +3

      Chaotic neutral

  • @benycollins4458
    @benycollins4458 4 года назад +1301

    Sam Riegel looks like he woke up, POUNDED a cup of coffee, and was like "Let's play raccoon D&D! I'll play the auctioneer!"

    • @happythoughts700
      @happythoughts700 2 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 Год назад +6

      He looks like he missed shave day because he was planning for 6 days straight

    • @Mikeztarp
      @Mikeztarp 3 месяца назад +5

      He didn't even drink coffee; he injected 1500 mg of caffeine intravenously.

  • @danielgies3541
    @danielgies3541 4 года назад +1747

    "It's take-your-orphan-to-work day." was far funnier than anyone fully acknowledged.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 года назад +27

      I KNOW! It’s comedic genius with several puzzling levels, haha!

    • @ceathedragonsaver1429
      @ceathedragonsaver1429 3 года назад +8

      One of the best quotes 😂

    • @norvillesdingus3917
      @norvillesdingus3917 Год назад

      Agreed!

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces Год назад +1

      Like, "MY orphan?" How does that work?

    • @mitchellwilliam95
      @mitchellwilliam95 Год назад

      @@elbruces So many strange things are implied -- lmao. Take your pick.

  • @puettwillcox2250
    @puettwillcox2250 5 лет назад +2489

    "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @everithh
      @everithh 4 года назад +47

      42:53 for those who need it

    • @danielnesland8014
      @danielnesland8014 4 года назад +64

      Also kudos for the green flame effect on the exterminator's car somewhere around 44:30

  • @branchtree448
    @branchtree448 5 лет назад +3049

    *rolls dice*
    "0 succeses"
    "That is exactly what you needed"

    • @Sintarzus
      @Sintarzus 4 года назад +31

      Well, it's like 10 on d20, not bad nor good

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 года назад +53

      @@Sintarzus not really, 0 successes is like a 1

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 4 года назад +15

      @@XpVersusVista getting more than half your max die pool in failures is a 1. A 1 on a d6 is a failure and anything above is just no success.

    • @benshepherd2419
      @benshepherd2419 4 года назад +28

      @@sinsinchi6239 you are more clear on the rules than Sam 😂

    • @sinsinchi6239
      @sinsinchi6239 4 года назад +4

      @@benshepherd2419 lol so yeah depending on your skill say if you have a 5, you can only fail on a 1 but if you have a 3 you can get a no success on a 3 or lower and pass on a 4 or higher

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 4 года назад +737

    11:38 “I’m not saying trash can’t get hammered, I’m just saying you can’t make little cubs that way” is such a fucking underrated line hahahaha

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 4 года назад +995

    Watching this at 150% speed is the closest thing to cocaine I've experienced since the 1980s.

  • @MythicSierra
    @MythicSierra 5 лет назад +2081

    I love that Sam doesn't know the basics about cars, but knows off the top of his head roughly how much of the raccoon population is rabid.

  • @user-kt9mu2fo7f
    @user-kt9mu2fo7f 5 лет назад +4561

    Watching Matt play as a character in any form of roleplay and having to hold himself back from describing everything around him is so entertaining

    • @Gldenbunny
      @Gldenbunny 4 года назад +94

      ありいArlee omg yes I said the same thing in the dimension 20 series he was in. Honestly he was amazing as he always is. You should definitely check it out if you haven’t just be warned you will become addicted to all content involving Brennan Lee mulligan if you’re not already.

    • @jamesmaceaveli6679
      @jamesmaceaveli6679 4 года назад +63

      I need more stuff with Matt as a PC, where can I find moar, pleeeease.

    • @SiNFPVGUAM
      @SiNFPVGUAM 3 года назад +38

      🤣😂🤣 He's Killin me🤣😂🤣 "you got a pickle?"

    • @ClaireDuhLune
      @ClaireDuhLune 3 года назад +29

      I have to do this since one of my players decided to DM for me and some extra spots for other IRL friends not in my campaign and sometimes I have to stop myself to respect how he handles his game.

    • @urktheturtle2988
      @urktheturtle2988 3 года назад +6

      Dimension 20, Escape the Bloodkeep

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig 4 года назад +673

    "Look, I'm in a-- I'm in a bit of a pickle. Uh, I'm in a--"
    "You found a pickle?"
    "You have a pickle?!"
    🦝😝🦝

  • @canniloni
    @canniloni 4 года назад +2524

    “I take my grappling hook..”
    “what the hell?? you have a grappling hook?!? I have a banana!!”
    i’m not even 30 mins in and i’m already dying

    • @jerryharris876
      @jerryharris876 2 года назад +8

      She does use the banana though.

    • @HedaLexa
      @HedaLexa 2 года назад +1

      Seeing your profile pic I need a Lexa Crash Pandas AU now 😄 🦝

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 2 года назад

      @@HedaLexa lol lexa would be perfect for this

  • @lalalight1551
    @lalalight1551 5 лет назад +2972

    7 grown ass famous adults blowing a toy car across a finish line was the greatest thing I didn't know I needed to see

    • @user-py3kp9yl8l
      @user-py3kp9yl8l 3 года назад +56

      I had to watch it again and my roommate just looked so confused while I was laughing on the ground.

    • @leodarknesshelm
      @leodarknesshelm 3 года назад +12

      I'm late getting into this but that shit was wild

    • @Highwaym4n
      @Highwaym4n 3 года назад +2

      ....SPOILERS....!?!!?

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +60

      @@Highwaym4n the comment section is for people to talk about the video. Don't blame others because you lack either the self control or the common sense to stay out of the comments until you've finish the video.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 3 года назад +7

      @@Highwaym4n spoiled without context

  • @TheBubblypumpkin
    @TheBubblypumpkin 5 лет назад +1827

    "look for the red button!" "RED BUTTON"... Sam:, "Raccoons are color blind" "CRAP" LMAO

  • @calebmcintosh1991
    @calebmcintosh1991 4 года назад +1683

    Ah, they're playing Crash Pandas! What a refreshing little break from the heaviness of the M9!
    "I'm Ringo, my cousin was brutally murdered, sending me on a self-destructive revenge rampage"
    Oh right, Liam's here, he brought the angst

    • @dreamtween1495
      @dreamtween1495 2 года назад +29

      When ever I think of Liam angst I think of this
      Grr grr gar grr ger ger
      Love, Liam

    • @kalamander8563
      @kalamander8563 2 года назад +27

      Brought? He IS the angst!

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 9 месяцев назад +2

      *furrows brow*

  • @tuesdaynext7370
    @tuesdaynext7370 3 года назад +436

    "very empathetic tentacles"
    Now hang on, I thought Taliesin wasn't in this one.

    • @evanafter
      @evanafter 3 года назад +10

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @grahamfenn9060
    @grahamfenn9060 5 лет назад +1969

    “I’m looking for something to kill a man”
    Ringo the accountant is out for blood

  • @ebony1442
    @ebony1442 5 лет назад +1665

    "Greetings, fellow humans. I am a race car driver, much like yourselves. I am definitely not five raccoons in a coat."

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 5 лет назад +11

      chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/17/giphy-7.gif

  • @lilypad.7485
    @lilypad.7485 4 года назад +677

    liam : are you the top or the bottom
    matt, knowing exactly what he's saying and how the internet will take this : for you, I'll be the bottom

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 3 года назад +23

      @purplerains 2:40:45 ;)

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 2 года назад +28

      I appreciated how flattered Liam was by Matt's answer😌😘

  • @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234
    @MrMrabcdefghijkl1234 4 года назад +450

    “Nope. You were very clear about that. I’m sorry.”
    The delivery was perfect 😂

  • @Mongward
    @Mongward 5 лет назад +3036

    I love how much ad-libbing goes into Sam's DMing. "I have no idea what I'm doing, this story makes no sense, let's get ridiculous, guys!". He's like a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. This is fantastic.

    • @edwinfrerichs8674
      @edwinfrerichs8674 5 лет назад +22

      Where is the lie?!

    • @TheLearningDroid
      @TheLearningDroid 5 лет назад +109

      pretty much every DM adlibs like HELL. I remember sessions I ran where players went off plan 5 minutes in and then next 6 hours was me ad libbing. :D it comes with the job

    • @Mongward
      @Mongward 5 лет назад +168

      I know, but compared to Matt or Liam Sam just makes shit up as he goes, with just a passing glance at a "plan" or "rules". Sam's entire style seems to be "sure, why not". Which is great, make no mistake. Much as I love Matts of Liam's style, Sam is just so animated and enthusiastic about it all.

    • @babyplaneswalker341
      @babyplaneswalker341 5 лет назад +87

      It's because he is a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. And that's why we love him.

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 5 лет назад +64

      i love how they all have their styles
      Matt has his detailed epic fantasy
      Taliesin is good with horror
      Liam takes interesting concepts to play with (like an IRL campaign, or the screw job (especially the secret agendas)
      and i am yet to see the other various one-shots, so i'll save a comment for those ones i've seen honey heist and bunions & flagons.

  • @Ristro44
    @Ristro44 5 лет назад +3193

    Sam: I don't know anything about cars.
    Me: that's ok. Very few people do
    Sam: describes Travis' character getting into the engine of a car.
    Me: oh.... he really doesn't... That's quite impressive...

    • @sarahs.6667
      @sarahs.6667 5 лет назад +17

      You seem interesting.

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 лет назад +109

      The back hood lmaooooo

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 лет назад +35

      A ball peen he says

    • @ConvoyBebop
      @ConvoyBebop 4 года назад +53

      "Afterburner?"
      *evrryone shaking their heads*

    • @MrDrumStikz
      @MrDrumStikz 4 года назад +124

      At some point I was thinking, "Has Sam ever SEEN a car?"

  • @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928
    @digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928 4 года назад +885

    Please God someone timestamp the part where matt mercer says "I look at this demented raccoon and think back to all the people who've screwed me over and done me wrong, and then I say okay sure" please. It's too perfect.

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 3 года назад +188

    I think we need to appreciate that in this game Vin Diesel was a core part of not 1, but 2 people’s backstories

  • @thehumangerm
    @thehumangerm 5 лет назад +814

    2:40:33
    Liam: "Are you the top or the Bottom?
    Matt: "For you I will be the bottom!"

    • @makom2405
      @makom2405 4 года назад +186

      As Liam said, way back in the first campaign "And that is the sound of one thousand artist's pencils beginning to draw."

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon 4 года назад +6

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon 4 года назад +1

      @@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

    • @leticiagraca1099
      @leticiagraca1099 4 года назад +19

      And then Sam smile disappear for 5 seconds XD

  • @sirdubberz8297
    @sirdubberz8297 5 лет назад +1110

    "we should trade this game for campaign 2" Matt: *"Well that makes it easier on me"*

  • @elpunk4463
    @elpunk4463 4 года назад +308

    matt: maxine was beautiful, she had a lifestyle we had to maintain
    liam: notice the name starts with M
    marisha: HEY
    I FCKING LOST IT SKDNDJKSKKSK

  • @TankCollinsProtectionSquad
    @TankCollinsProtectionSquad 4 года назад +349

    I love that at the very beginning Sam says flat out 'THERE AIN'T NO RULES!' because this is the most chaotic no rules just right thing I've ever seen.

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 5 лет назад +1225

    "Criss cross! Kill Vin Diesel!"
    "The guy who told you kill Vin Diesel is dead!!"
    *pause
    "ALRIGHT!! WE'RE FINE!!!"

  • @pieman1227
    @pieman1227 5 лет назад +808

    Wow. That carbon monoxide hallucination bit was one of the greatest moments of improv explanation for player insanity that I’ve ever witnessed...

  • @taylordwyer7253
    @taylordwyer7253 4 года назад +382

    They really missed the opportunity to use “Vin Weasel”????

    • @benbauer3426
      @benbauer3426 2 года назад +4

      That's my next crash panda character.

  • @sebbat9575
    @sebbat9575 5 лет назад +477

    Matt and Travis losing it when ther wives are talking= GOLD

  • @DJhayesify
    @DJhayesify 5 лет назад +1681

    Marisha: "Rhinestone, it's like jewels but trashier" got me bad

    • @stella1996able
      @stella1996able 5 лет назад +1

      *Marisha, but yeah same :D

    • @DJhayesify
      @DJhayesify 5 лет назад +1

      @@stella1996able didn't notice the mistake, thanks

    • @Altyrell
      @Altyrell 5 лет назад +72

      Marisha's "Rhinestone" is the Raccoon version of "Tracey"

    • @XerrolAvengerII
      @XerrolAvengerII 5 лет назад +1

      Hell yes!

    • @obscurredstar
      @obscurredstar 5 лет назад +1

      *DED*

  • @BingoWizard
    @BingoWizard 5 лет назад +2304

    I've never wanted something animated more than this oneshot.

    • @erintomlin8147
      @erintomlin8147 5 лет назад +47

      Kenneth8112 I would say true but I so want that dnd beyond cartoon lol

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 5 лет назад +41

      I was just thinking about how amazing the Fan Art potential is for this episode. Can't wait!

    • @yordletheater9989
      @yordletheater9989 5 лет назад +19

      Hold my beer...

    • @Hawkerra
      @Hawkerra 5 лет назад +54

      I started thinking halfway through that this would make an incredible animated movie.

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 лет назад +8

      @@Hawkerra I think that's kinda the point of this entire system

  • @clockworklullaby8295
    @clockworklullaby8295 4 года назад +388

    "it's 2018 now, there are alot of interspecies relationships, you should get woke"
    dear god Marisha, split my sides

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio 11 месяцев назад +3

      i mean we arent far off from corps and media promoting bestiality as well...

  • @Eirud
    @Eirud 4 года назад +438

    45:00 the tiny touch of the green fire for that camera angle on the exploded exterminator is absolutely gold. Such a small detail but it had me absolutely rolling. So good!

  • @tylernelms4695
    @tylernelms4695 5 лет назад +838

    I seriously spent the first hour of this game waiting for Sam to reveal that this was one of his elaborate D&D Beyond gag advertisements.

    • @animaetmateria3578
      @animaetmateria3578 5 лет назад +92

      HAHAHA
      Plot twist, you are Sam, and this is your way of advertising it. This video was created solely for this comment

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 4 года назад +18

      Another plot twist! Its Black Willow hacking back in from the Ultracodex!

  • @darenmitchell5960
    @darenmitchell5960 5 лет назад +1348

    “I know nothing about cars, racing, engines or tires!”
    Says the GM about to run a car racing RPG. Oh man this is going to be good!

    • @darenmitchell5960
      @darenmitchell5960 5 лет назад +97

      “You pry open the backhood!”

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 5 лет назад +79

      "It goes right through the front window"

    • @TheDanielcs
      @TheDanielcs 5 лет назад +18

      Tyres* ;D

    • @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege
      @BlueEyesWhitePrivilege 5 лет назад +8

      @@TheDanielcs we're Americans. It's tires

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +15

      I think Daniel was referring to the intro, where Sam was reading the description and noted that he didn't understand the instructions because it was referring to 'tyres'.

  • @archaros
    @archaros 4 года назад +191

    7:19 When you see Matt making this face, you know that he is more in character playing a racoon than you ever did playing your own D&D characters.

  • @OniNoFro
    @OniNoFro 4 года назад +446

    This one-shot absolutely reaffirmed my affection for Marisha and Sam.
    Sam's a comedic genius for running such an insane fun and entertaining story where giggle fits took priority
    Marisha for giving into the humour and laughing like a maniac. I'm so used to her playing Beau that this was amazingly refreshing.

  • @rykadawnreaver2075
    @rykadawnreaver2075 5 лет назад +1993

    Whoever drew their raccoon portraits is automatically amazing for somehow making Ringo look exactly like Liam! Dying laughing before game even starts :D

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 лет назад +7

      I know XD

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 лет назад +13

      I actually laughed out loud at that!

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 4 года назад +29

      Jack Hart it’s his fursona

    • @RamonCerrat
      @RamonCerrat 4 года назад +13

      the art is crazy good ! i love all of them, very talented artist

    • @DurandalsFate
      @DurandalsFate 4 года назад +19

      The artist was Hugo Cardenas: twitter.com/criticalrole/status/1043320234805841921

  • @animefan3794
    @animefan3794 5 лет назад +441

    Guy on motorcycle: “I’m oka-“ *gets hit by rocket and dies*

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 9 месяцев назад +35

    I’m dying because as soon as Sam starts his beginning monologue it’s like Matt is IMMEDIATELY possessed by a raccoon

  • @magsq193
    @magsq193 4 года назад +144

    Gooba, Izzie, Rhinestone, and Reggie all come out of Pixar then along comes Ringo from HBO.

  • @eddiegalvan6284
    @eddiegalvan6284 5 лет назад +1645

    Show idea, Sam talking about things he doesn't know about. A Brief Explanation with Emmy Award Winner Sam Riegel.

    • @zacharymathis2815
      @zacharymathis2815 5 лет назад +74

      Everything is content!

    • @MythicSierra
      @MythicSierra 5 лет назад +62

      10/10 would watch

    • @rarazalproductions519
      @rarazalproductions519 5 лет назад +64

      Make this a thing. Nothing too big, maybe about the lenght of a Handbooker Helper episode, but I'm sure it would be glorious. A Brief Explanation is also a great title.

    • @seraphlord
      @seraphlord 5 лет назад +9

      Yes please and thank you

    • @MassiveFoot29
      @MassiveFoot29 5 лет назад +8

      Yes all of this

  • @omatt2469
    @omatt2469 5 лет назад +560

    I love how Vin Diesel (who voices Groot) ends up teaming up with a raccoon (who keeps using Rockets)

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan Год назад +69

    I love that Marisha played an Instagram user and Laura played a Tumblr user

  • @apharys8921
    @apharys8921 3 года назад +310

    "He'a got a grappling hook and duct tape, he's a tinkerer!"
    "Why do I have a banana?!"
    Omg this is amazingly ridiculous.

    • @centaurian90
      @centaurian90 2 года назад +8

      And that banana saved Vin diesel

  • @vampiric13
    @vampiric13 5 лет назад +642

    "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math" moment.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 2 года назад +26

      When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it??

    • @mattrobinson5479
      @mattrobinson5479 2 года назад +12

      @@spacetearable the boot?

  • @J.Devitt
    @J.Devitt 5 лет назад +1392

    I love how amazingly quickly and heavily Matt gets into his character. When Sam started and the rest were still relaxed, Matt already got his face and mannerisms into his character there and then, and mostly doesn't seem to break character thereafter that much (even between time when he doesn't necissarily need to semi-constantly hold his character). Holy shit Matt is good at what he does!!

    • @ScoptOriginal
      @ScoptOriginal 4 года назад +65

      I find it much more impressive when they switch between characters and their normal voices without a break and like it's nothing, which Matt does all the time too.

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 3 года назад +25

      @@ScoptOriginal Liam on the other hand owns whatever voice he has for his character the whole time. I remember how shocked I was to find he wasn't really English in Campaign 1.

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 года назад +8

      @@ambskater97 Right?? I was like wait...He's a New Jersey boy and not actually from Jersey?

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 года назад +7

      Matt's concentration face is the most adorable thing ever.

    • @lightspeed4173
      @lightspeed4173 2 года назад

      Imagine how fun his and Marisha's house much be

  • @gwynething
    @gwynething 3 года назад +253

    Everyone leaning in together and blowing air all over eachother is so deeply pre-covid

    • @JordanAK907
      @JordanAK907 2 года назад +11

      Yeah them all blowing the car over the finish line at 2:42:00 would never happen today, but it was so hilarious lmao

  • @munchkin5679
    @munchkin5679 2 года назад +71

    As a brand new Critter I'm working through the oneshots and Good GOD this was fucking chaos... My stomach hurts from laughing so much and I have fallen even further in love with these dorks.

  • @lilorlybear1146
    @lilorlybear1146 5 лет назад +474

    This was absolute chaos from beginning to end, nothing made sense, Sam was like a kid tweaking out on a sugar high..... and I loved every single second of it lmfao.

  • @itzzbowserjr
    @itzzbowserjr 4 года назад +136

    44:58 Whoever put that green fire over the wrecked car during the live stream deserves a raise

    • @corgiw7281
      @corgiw7281 2 года назад +2

      I was hoping it got noticed by more than just one or two!

    • @jurlew4111
      @jurlew4111 Год назад

      That's what we said! XD

  • @bdj_tvk
    @bdj_tvk 4 года назад +135

    1:11:13 Holy shit, Matt put some real strength into that line. It just shows how much fun games like these can just have some amazing moments.

  • @IHateHandleNames
    @IHateHandleNames 5 лет назад +518

    Sam's lack of car knowledge is hysterical. He described a rear-engined work van with a nitrous system and a modified exhaust.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 5 лет назад +12

      Even funnier is the fact that this thing would have to be refrigerated… not a great place have an engine.

    • @LuciferTheBloody
      @LuciferTheBloody 5 лет назад +16

      it had 2 engines m8

    • @Vrym42
      @Vrym42 5 лет назад +31

      What’s even better is that I, like San, have no idea why this is funny - and I love it.

    • @isaacmiller3386
      @isaacmiller3386 3 года назад

      Its clearly a Toyota Previa lmfao

  • @aStudyInTeal
    @aStudyInTeal 5 лет назад +383

    I love absolutely everything about this one-shot but Sam's non-existent knowledge of cars had me in stitches pretty much the entire time. Quite sure “FRONT WINDOW?! I don’t even know the word ‘windhield’!” is the best sentence I have ever heard and I will cherish that memory forever :")

  • @SaintDorado
    @SaintDorado 2 года назад +36

    RUclips decided to make this video the first Critical Role content I've ever seen. I'm in.

  • @najadetwo22
    @najadetwo22 3 года назад +100

    Blair when he has to seduce the old lady: "It's still Sam, you know what I mean? How do you guys do this?"
    Liam: "It's really not a problem for me."

  • @heinrichbestbier5458
    @heinrichbestbier5458 5 лет назад +1256

    We need more of Matt as a player!

    • @michaelmewhorter9942
      @michaelmewhorter9942 5 лет назад +89

      I think Sam has great potential for DM as well.

    • @greganderson6691
      @greganderson6691 5 лет назад +4

      Agreed!

    • @6p-ss9
      @6p-ss9 5 лет назад +1

      Yess

    • @jerryc2475
      @jerryc2475 5 лет назад +14

      @JR Thomas the pirate campaign could happen soon >.>

    • @greyborg3846
      @greyborg3846 5 лет назад +34

      It's always one shot characters though. I'd love to see what he'd make for a long form d&d campaign.

  • @hedonisticmilk
    @hedonisticmilk Год назад +45

    not enough people are acknowledging how accurate liam's raccoon growl was

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 3 года назад +130

    Sam is the best GM--he just says yes to everything that will make the game more awesome

    • @annemichelle8660
      @annemichelle8660 2 года назад +3

      Love that you wrote GM instead of DM, because we all know who gets the best DM title!

    • @jeroen92
      @jeroen92 Год назад +2

      @@annemichelle8660 Ashley

  • @natalieflores7468
    @natalieflores7468 5 лет назад +411

    26:23 ‘YOU HAVE A GRAPPLING HOOK?!?.... I HAVE A BANANA...’ 😂🤣

    • @Bah56
      @Bah56 5 лет назад +19

      Little did she know how that banana would save the day in the end.

  • @rebecca6565
    @rebecca6565 5 лет назад +435

    1:19:10 why do I get the feeling this was just an excuse to throw things at Matthew Mercer?

  • @Made2Monk
    @Made2Monk 4 года назад +597

    Liam’s quiet “It’s really not a problem for me” when Blair/Baldpaw is talking about how uncomfortable it is to rp getting intimate with Sam at 😂😂😂
    Edit: 1:14:50

    • @zgblanche1815
      @zgblanche1815 4 года назад +34

      UNDERRATED MOMENT

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 года назад +15

      I had to go back and watch it again, it's such a cute moment 😍😊😊

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni 4 года назад +71

      the cr guys are generally so comfortable with that which is one thing i really love about them. there are never any “ohh no what about masculinity!!” situations with them

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 3 года назад +34

      To be fair, Sam is Liam's husband

    • @sturdyblastoff9300
      @sturdyblastoff9300 3 года назад +3

      @@canniloni That guy is Sam’s brother, it’s pretty weird nothing to do with “toxic masculinity”

  • @trezalkapeliskova2121
    @trezalkapeliskova2121 2 года назад +41

    This one-shot has exactly the same energy as me and my sister sitting on a floor playing with action figures when we were kids and I couldn't be happier with it.

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 5 лет назад +539

    It's always so sweet to see how serious/excited Mercer gets about getting to be a player! :D

    • @elijahford8915
      @elijahford8915 5 лет назад +82

      I've also noticed how proud he is to see his friends who when they started had never played dnd, to now Dming a social platform.

    • @t.r.l.9818
      @t.r.l.9818 5 лет назад +35

      Always give your DMs a chance to be a player every once in a while. I love how our DM runs the game but because he's so good, it's always such a joy to have him as a player.

  • @EmmaW5
    @EmmaW5 5 лет назад +539

    1:13:50
    Matt: "Two in the granny one in the panty!"
    *Cast groans in disgust*
    Sam: "MERCER! This is for CHARITY!!"

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 3 года назад +117

      Yeah. I expected that from sam or liam. Maybe Laura. But from mercer? He needs to let loose more often cause that was hilarious

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall 3 года назад +4

      Oh so that's what he said! Lmao.

    • @dranesummy6007
      @dranesummy6007 3 года назад +11

      "The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

    • @trikkinikki6843
      @trikkinikki6843 3 года назад +11

      I was eating when he said that. I was not eating afterwards.

    • @TXfreakmagnet
      @TXfreakmagnet 2 года назад +7

      This made me do a legit spit take with my adult beverage of choice. Mercer-as-player is my favorite.

  • @croberts576
    @croberts576 4 года назад +23

    Im so painfully aware that Sam is the only one not drunk and I kind of love it because he may as well be.

  • @philliptivis3082
    @philliptivis3082 2 года назад +20

    "2 in the Granny, 1 in the Fanny." Damn you, Mercer, that about killed me.

  • @kevins9205
    @kevins9205 5 лет назад +634

    27:54 Matt literally said “I can certainly try”

    • @ziforyu
      @ziforyu 5 лет назад +16

      i lost it when i heard that

    • @thehumangerm
      @thehumangerm 5 лет назад +63

      Still beaten by Matt saying, "For you I will be the bottom!" and everyone managed to refrain from comment.

    • @moanilsson3448
      @moanilsson3448 5 лет назад +29

      When you realise you DM too much

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +14

      You can take the Mercer out of the DM...

    • @gabrielnovakk
      @gabrielnovakk 5 лет назад +9

      They're getting self aware

  • @AksentNethariaFilm
    @AksentNethariaFilm 5 лет назад +402

    1:00:26 "Got a lot of friends that don't actually exist, so I've learned to... love everyone" is possibly the best one-liner I've ever heard.

    • @frusteratedpenguin
      @frusteratedpenguin 5 лет назад +4

      abso-fucking-lutely. wifey and I laughed and awwed at this simultaneously.

  • @wasitum
    @wasitum 4 года назад +93

    I think we all need to send good thoughts (and money) to Grant Howitt, because thanks to his one page games, we got this magnificent moment of mayhem (and also the 3 Honey Heist one-shots)

  • @hotshot590
    @hotshot590 2 года назад +45

    Marisha plays the Valley Girl part SO FREAKIN WELL that I honestly just didn’t recognize her at all.

  • @Cinema_Treats
    @Cinema_Treats 5 лет назад +392

    matt's face was so red for the entire game from laughing so hard. im pretty sure they all cried from laughter at least once.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 2 года назад +4

      They’re all drinking lmao. Their faces are red because they’re drunk. Just listen to Marisha lmao, she’s giggling and shouting like a frat girl

  • @dhammer5842
    @dhammer5842 5 лет назад +581

    Vin Diesel must be the special guest for the next Crash Pandas.

    • @Touven85
      @Touven85 5 лет назад +9

      This needs to happen!

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 5 лет назад +28

      He has been on before, that isn't outside the spectrum of possibility.

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 5 лет назад +8

      When has Vin Diesel been on Critical Role? Are you thinking of Joe Manganiello?

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 5 лет назад +40

      they did a one shot with him called "D & Diesel" for that witch hunter movie he did a couple years ago, turns out he is actually a D&D fan

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 5 лет назад +3

      Oh, one of the CelebriD&D things. I had not seen that one. Thanks man, and now this proclamation should definitely happen :)

  • @jasmineregnier3075
    @jasmineregnier3075 2 года назад +23

    This is the greatest thing I've ever watched! The fact that Sam hardly knew what was going on, the complete lack of car knowledge, and the randomness of being raccoons and the random items they all had at the beginning made for a hilariously chaotic one-shot.

  • @jacksonrigdon652
    @jacksonrigdon652 5 лет назад +36

    It's a shame Matt can't play more often. His acting in this episode is incredible

  • @21cracer21
    @21cracer21 5 лет назад +387

    21:05 "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math".

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH 5 лет назад +13

      Well... since he then described the engine to be there, it actually WAS an engine hood in the back. As Travis commented, this is very unusual for american build cars, but there are some german and italian models (most notably Porsche and Fiat 500) that have their trunk/boot in the front and their engine housing in the back.

    • @spacetearable
      @spacetearable 5 лет назад +10

      When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it!?

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 лет назад +2

      @@QemeH It was an ice cream truck. with a back door that many pandas jumped through during the game. He immediately forgot that the engine is in the way, until it was relevant becouse the "front one" got destroyed. It was hillarious. I loved it.

  • @Maharetr
    @Maharetr 5 лет назад +468

    Okay, for all that Sam's playing the "I don't know what i"m doing" card, 1:29:43 is a freaking masterful "...welp, THAT went weird, let's dial it back some" level of GMing. A+ work, Sam

    • @ckannan90
      @ckannan90 4 года назад +83

      Yes!! That was such quick thinking, pulling it back on track while still incorporating a game breaking player decision into the narrative

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 года назад +57

      And we got a bonus "Sam doesn't know shit about cars" gag when he said carbon dioxide XD This whole one-shot is just chaotic chaotic and it is gold all the way to the end

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 4 года назад +19

      Ohhhh now I see what he did there! Thanks for pointing that out... yeah that was getting uncomfortable for a minute

  • @slate.and.camera04
    @slate.and.camera04 5 лет назад +54

    Now we need Crash Pandas: Refueled.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 года назад +36

    I hope that Matt watches the ping pong ball section again just to see how much Travis was messing with him. :P

  • @shawn6745
    @shawn6745 5 лет назад +780

    "Two in the Granny, one in the panty"
    Sweet innocent mercer, what happened to you?

    • @MaDmOnStErQr
      @MaDmOnStErQr 5 лет назад +135

      Who’s mercer? I only see 5 raccoons on there racing for dear life.

    • @BluethunderNo1
      @BluethunderNo1 5 лет назад +64

      I thought it was 2 in the granny one in the fanny? :D

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 4 года назад +12

      @@BluethunderNo1 That's even worse xD

    • @manaphy0993
      @manaphy0993 4 года назад +42

      Well it is probably liam forcing Matt to write smut for him

    • @matthewthomson6466
      @matthewthomson6466 4 года назад +8

      *we* did

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor 5 лет назад +314

    Liam goes straight homicidal in one shots xD

    • @taviebrown2271
      @taviebrown2271 3 года назад +26

      Well, critical roll is too PG to let him do that. Also, Matt would hold him responsible.
      Lets all be honest, though. Caleb would kill given the chance.

    • @jash51772
      @jash51772 3 года назад +19

      He has nothing on chutney

    • @FosterF.
      @FosterF. 3 года назад +15

      @@taviebrown2271 “PG” need i remind you of the gelded dick-handed Traveler cleric?

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 3 года назад +15

      @@taviebrown2271 Friendly reminder of Vox Machina's campaign against the elderly lol.

    • @hawkmore
      @hawkmore 2 года назад +6

      @@taviebrown2271 This aged well
      Caleb DID go straight homicidal when he got the chance

  • @grandturtle2786
    @grandturtle2786 3 года назад +61

    You're in LA.
    Everyone: New York accent 😅🤣

    • @NamelessWilkins
      @NamelessWilkins 3 года назад +15

      Nothing more LA than people that aren’t from there.

  • @maybeitsmapleleaf
    @maybeitsmapleleaf 3 года назад +54

    This was the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time. I would be so down for a Crash Pandas cartoon.

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 5 лет назад +794

    In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

    • @lunatrans424
      @lunatrans424 4 года назад +150

      He specifics that he is a bottom for Liam so probably a switch if anything

    • @cherry-bk2yr
      @cherry-bk2yr 3 года назад +91

      this collection of words is something i never could’ve predicted reading but it’s brought me such joy

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 3 года назад +88

      Vin Diesel is a furry? More like Vin Wiesel.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 3 года назад +49

      @@lunatrans424 I mean.... to be fair, i dont think marisha would let him be a top... just sayin

    • @henryfender5408
      @henryfender5408 3 года назад +6

      In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

  • @ussyv3578
    @ussyv3578 5 лет назад +428

    I love how Sam being a GM it's like playing Make Belief when you were 9.
    Well, I guess that's tabletop RPGs, right?

    • @Laekri
      @Laekri 5 лет назад +10

      UssyV except tabletop RPGs have rules. When your friend pretend shoots you, you cant say "nuh uh! I blocked it with my invincible armor!"

    • @ussyv3578
      @ussyv3578 5 лет назад +6

      @@Laekri Make Belief with rules then

    • @dahobdahob
      @dahobdahob 5 лет назад +3

      When it's done right, yeah :)

    • @sabinrawr
      @sabinrawr 5 лет назад +17

      I'm pretty sure that blowing the truck over the finish line was not part of the plan. You can see Sam facepalming when he realized exactly what his off-the-cuff weird thought produced... and it was epic!

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 года назад

      Yes!! All the car movements and random obstacles and stuff were SO much like little kids playing cars. Made me so happy

  • @jebnordost7487
    @jebnordost7487 Год назад +17

    I cant believe that Liams Racoon is instantly recognizable as Liam

  • @williamdavis7906
    @williamdavis7906 4 года назад +32

    This would make an amazing disney-esc. animated movie. It's got sweet, relatable characters, who just so happen to be talking animals, clenching plot twists, is full of sam's child like fun, and crescendos beautifully into a gripping climax and a satisfying ending.

    • @thgiEytnewT
      @thgiEytnewT 11 месяцев назад +1

      You'd need to keep at least some of the violence and language, though, so I'm thinking ... B-side to LoVM.

  • @Shu-sama
    @Shu-sama 5 лет назад +597

    This was the best disney movie i ever saw.

    • @tylerdmcgilvery
      @tylerdmcgilvery 5 лет назад +4

      Oh shit..... that would be epic.....

    • @JCGver
      @JCGver 5 лет назад +22

      I'd pay good money to watch a movie of the pixar team animating a 2 hour voice acting improv by critical role

    • @TheDanielcs
      @TheDanielcs 5 лет назад

      Its because its Pixar's

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 5 лет назад +5

      This... actually would be a good one. Over the Hedge crossed with Fast & Furious

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 лет назад

      @@tomaszskowronski1406 actually the summary of this game

  • @cardboard-boxgames9308
    @cardboard-boxgames9308 5 лет назад +333

    I love how Matt’s character has a twitching eye. Such nice attention to detail.

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodDM 5 лет назад +28

      And how he holds his arm as if in a cast? Mercer, king of the little details!

  • @GamingSinz
    @GamingSinz 4 года назад +115

    “LOOK DOE THE RED BUTTON!!!!”
    “RACCOONS ARE COLOR BLIND!!!!!”
    I can’t lmao.

  • @Ryucopasetic
    @Ryucopasetic 5 лет назад +30

    I love the moments when Mercer gets super into character and excited about something. Then he attempts to regain composure but immediately gets excited again.

  • @Accolonian
    @Accolonian 5 лет назад +755

    Traci is back. And she is a... raccon?

    • @Taneth
      @Taneth 5 лет назад +44

      That would be the work of a Reincarnate spell

    • @rarazalproductions519
      @rarazalproductions519 5 лет назад +31

      Half raccoon, half skunk apparently.

    • @seraphlord
      @seraphlord 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah i feel like a huge opportunity was missed by not calling her that XD

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 5 лет назад +6

      Trash digger, question mark?

  • @Accolonian
    @Accolonian 5 лет назад +256

    "It's 2018, there is a lot of inter species relationships. You should.." [Travis laughs and drowns out Marisha]
    "I'm not saying that trash can't be hammered, i'm saying you can't make cubs that way".
    How does he just come up with that!?

    • @Altom85
      @Altom85 5 лет назад +50

      Marisha said "you should get woke"

    • @WaveShock007
      @WaveShock007 5 лет назад +5

      Because....he is Travis Willingham.

  • @FoggyMemoryProductions
    @FoggyMemoryProductions 2 года назад +19

    I have watched this 3 times now & Ringo is still my favorite introduction. Mainly because the voice Liam chose felt the most natural to the character portrait.

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 3 года назад +30

    "And our last racer...this guy on a motorcycle!!" Why is that so funny to me????

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 5 лет назад +514

    Sam is a master of chaos. This was amazing.