Dignity: An Adventure with Stephen Colbert by Critical Role Foundation to Benefit Red Nose Day
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- Опубликовано: 28 апр 2022
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Game Master Matthew Mercer guides an adventure shaped by your donations to CRF’s Red Nose Day fundraiser! Players Ashley Johnson, Marisha Ray, and Sam Riegel reprise Level 5 versions of their Mighty Nein characters (Yasha, Beau, and Nott respectively), alongside the one and only Stephen Colbert!
MEET THE CAST
Special Guest Stephen Colbert: / stephenathome
Game Master Matthew Mercer: / matthewmercer
Ashley Johnson: / thevulcansalute
Marisha Ray: / marisha_ray
Sam Riegel: / samriegel
Character art by Kasia Brzezinska: / avatarkasia
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Stephen fills a vital slot in Critical Role--specifically "that one member who can only play once every three years." Very relatable.
agree
Colbert is the new Ashley
Too soon. In more ways than one.
This comment did emotional damage.
@@commandercaptain4664 what happened?
"That's not a sting. That's THE sting. One of the four swords actually used in the movie" WHAT A FUCKING POWER MOVE
A flex for sure 🤣
I just absolutely LOVE the "geek outs" that the whole cast had during that whole thing!
i am not even there and the way i GASPED
that hat sucks
@@jasjotparmar4719 I would agree with you, but it's not what you think.
Stephen: "You take notes?"
Marisha: "I am a...voracious note taker."
Stephen: "How has that helped you?"
Marisha.exe has stopped working.
Well, it led to the most crazy/awesome dot connecting and conspiracy exposing scene of campaign 2 XD she is like a crazy detective
What's funny is that they mentioned that Marisha's notes helped them when making The Legend of Vox Machina
@@cheeseburgerpaladin I didn't know that! But it makes so much sense, I love it
*TRON.exe has entered the grid*
. . . and then, as soon as Matt starts setting the background for the story, Stephen starts to take notes!!!
Matt, Marisha, Sam, and Ashley: We play D&D for a living! We're just the biggest nerds!
Stephen, in full character cosplay and two swords-- one of which is one of the ACTUAL WETA PROPS OF STING USED IN LOTR: That's cute.
Both are actual WETA props. Peter Jackson gave him Sting. Which is the more famous of the two. The other sword is Narsil, Viggo Mortensen gave him it. Steven's Sting is a hero sword, the one that needs to look good in closeups. His Narsil was a working prop used in action scenes in the film so just had to look good for wide shots when actors were in sword fights.
@@halycon404 Thanks for the clarification- that makes it even cooler than how I described it!
"You ride to war, but not to victory."
All hail the OG!
To be fair, they also do alot of cosplay of their own characters😂but yea colbert came to show out
Stephen was not wrong. This was the perfect opportunity to show off the LOTR props to people who know what they are and would care.
Colbert is an expert at reading his audience --- he knew showing Sting to this group would get man and lady boners from all of them!
Had to add the 666th like. And Colbert is my favorite mainstream for his unapologetic geeking in LOTR. I was raised on JRR Tolkien, Colbert is kin, and this had ME geeking!
777th!
I like the Elric references.
@@DaftPhully Surprising how many dont know the Melnibone or Amber series. Love to see a Amber series or something based on it on one of the streaming channels, would be perfect for it.
I did not realize how much I missed Nott until Sam started talking.
I was hoping he'd do Nott's original voice too!
Yess, she is so missed 💚
hell yess!
That's what I was going to say! We love Veth, but Nott was so endearing!
agreed. FCG is nice but its not the same
Beau “pop-pops”, Nott drinks and flirts, Yasha gets possessed and Ashley has a slough of terrible roles . . . Yup, the Mighty Nein is back
Not just the Mighty Nein, it's the Chaos Crew, minus one!
*rolls
@@Beau74 And "slew", I think.
Jester walks up to the gang. “Hey Caleb, where did you think yasha, nott and beau went??”
Caleb looks up from his book.
“Probably causing chaos…”
Returns to his book.
Beau and Yasha had planned an adventure date trip. Nott invited herself along. Yasha was too nice to say no 😂😂
@@themorrigan7224 this is absolutely something I could see happening in the of cannon.
The fact that I instanstly heard their voices show that the M9 hasn't gone anywhere.
Let Chaos Reign!
I read this in their voices like C2 never stopped.
I made myself chuckle thinking:
"There are now TWO Emmy Award winners at the table."
I swear, I was half-expecting Sam to show up at the table with his Emmy and go, "Hey, check it out, I have one, too!"
And a 2-time BAFTA winner too lol
Only during the day. At night, he transforms back into Regular Sam Riegel. :D
Oh my god I keep forgetting that Sam is the only one in the group to have an Emmy. That's amazing
and Stephen pulls out the emmy, the grammy, the peabody, and said "you were saying?"
I love that Sam took this as his one chance to just repeatedly flirt with Steven
I mean sam has a 20 on shillness + charisma modifier of 7 I mean 😂 its who he is master of shillness
And somewhere in the distance, Liam O'Brien was just shaking his fist and raging at the heavens seeing his husband so shamelessly flirt with Stephen. (I mean, I can't blame him - Stephen is handsome, RIDICULOUSLY intelligent, well-educated, and a nerd of the finest water.)
Never thought I'd get to revisit my amusement at Nott being turbo DTF.
@@samuraiko I love everything about your comment. That is all.
Meh, it was cringey and creepy. At one point even Stephen, the Man Who Won TV, the one who is famous for being able to make everyone around him look good, seemed a bit uncomfortable.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a critter and still a big fan of Sam Riegel. I won't hold one mistake against him, but... To me, it just seemed like that one dude who makes a pass at a girl who isn't interested, then either continues or demands she explain why she isn't interested.
Always a bit sad that Colbert has so little time. Not even for me but for him. I can only imagine how much fun he'd have if he was a guest for a few episodes on the main show with everybody goofing around.
lol idk if critical role could handle steven, he is such a critical thinker that he would thwart or cause a lot of problems for mercers story haha, first thing he says, you built a fire in plain sight near the base haha
I think a big issue is also that CR is west coast, while Steven is east coast. Im assuming this was filmed in NYC. Id imagine all 9 people have crazy schedules.
I feel like a lot of the borderline humor that CR engages with, would not fit with Colbert's brand image, he'd have to be in a family friendly campaign.
It would be cool to get to see him relax a bit and have the time to do a couple of episodes as a guest character.
Aww he's so much fun. The older one from a couple years ago, he had such 1980's DnD PTSD that he had to scout and check everything constantly and it was hilarious. He's a lot more open in this one. It's adorbable.
Stephen Colbert walked onto the show and flexed harder than any man could.
Joe M: I stole a great artifact of power.
Stephen C: lul nerds, look what I got...
"Sam, Ashley... Mareesha?"
Marisha: YES SIR. THAT IS MY NAME NOW.
She said it with such conviction that I was literally like. "I guess the rest of us are the wrong ones."
I mean. His name is technically pronounced col burt.but he didnt like it so he made it into colbear.
@@padraig548 --- you need a cool name to make it in show biz --- Matt would be a boring fella if his name was "Matt Miller"
Wait did he pronounce it wrong?
@@padraig548 No, Colbert is a French name and it is pronounced colbear.
"Are you serving a woman with horns?"
(...)
"Is he talking about Jester?"
My thought was, "Serving her blueberry cupcakes?"
@@IceMetalPunk I immediately had this idea of Beau not saying, but actually thinking that, eerily similar to that scene from Lower Decks, when Ransom says: "My brain is unlocking its full potential", and one can hear Mariner's thoughts going like: "Luckily for us, there's not much to unlock."
The irony of Sam of all people reminding Stephen that Lucky Jack is lucky… I love it.
lol, i know.
well this is nott before she was reverted back to being a halfling, so its just Fury :D
Makes sense because his best friend is Liam O'Brian who played a lucky rogue for many years before this lol
Also funny Sam telling Stephen how to calculate Initiative, then Sam goes on to say he got a 2 on his Initiative roll which isn't possible since he has a +4 Dex. So he told Stephen "roll a d20 and add you Initiative modifier" then goes on to roll a d20 and not add his own Initiative modifier lol.
@@Dave004 I wonder if he kind of "intentionally" forgot, because he wanted to let Colbert go before him.
I did not know watching Sam flirt with Stephen Colbert while impersonating an alcoholic goblin lady was what I needed but its fucking awesome.
It wouldn't be Mighty Nein without Yasha getting mind controlled
good thing Lucky Jack was there to disarm her or she totally would have impaled Beauregard... again
@@jebusinri7279 And not in a good way.
🤣 Yeah, I love it! Magic -hating barbarians turn out to be hilariously safer than magic dabbling barbarians
@@AlyxGlide wild magic barb and bloodragers rule.
As in Germanic for no? Nzi!!!!!!!
Only Stephen Colbert can get away with calling Marisha "Mareesha" and get her to agree.
I noticed that too!
lmao just saw that
Honestly, Stephen Colbert could call me Flimflam, and I'd go, "YUP!" AND EXCITEDLY PLAY.
If he wants to quit the Late Show to become a regular cast member, I would be okay with that.
He brought *Sting*, and she got to brandish it... People will put up with an awful lot for that, but being Stephen Colbert also helps?
Just as a side note: Never underestimate the power of Tasha's hideous laughter.... it is a monster of a spell. Fun for roleplay and effective....
I read that as "Talisans hideous laughter" and idt I want to go back to Tasha
It breaks enemy concentration!
I died laughing at the peaceful axe's "thank goodness" as it missed into oblivion
I'd like to think Jack went around and found it stuck in a tree.
"There you are!"
"Oh no, please, I was making friends with a family of squirrels!"
I would have laughed if it boomerang-ed back around out of nowhere like "dag nabit"
Only critters would look at the runtime and be like "only 1-1/2 hours?" 😄
Fans of The Late Show: "One and a half hours with Stephen? That's like more than a double episode!"
Critters: "Ummm... that's not even half an episode, my dude..."
And to think the long ones go for five hours… those ones often end in epic combats too.
To be fair, 1.5 hours ISN'T long enough. I play in a campaign where our sessions are 2 hours long and that's nowhere near long enough.
Could you imagine an episode of critical role ONLY being 1.5 hours long? The fans would riot
saw another show saying they ran long at 2h30m and got confused…that’s a short episode for me…lol…
"you take notes? How does that help?" Oh colbert. Someone needs to show him Beus crazed, notebook clutching, deep revelation and lore discovery of C2.
Answer: "it helps because Matt is the only one who can keep track of Matt's brain inside their own brain."
We'll all miss Conspiracy Theory Beau.
I don't take notes either...and most groups I've played with hate it. Not because I'm always asking questions...but because I answer questions without digging for anything. I never answer questions not asked of me directly, however. That's just rude. But I still often get labeled as a "know-it-all". Same problem in school. Never studied once, never got less than a B on any test.
It is not as great as it sounds...because I remember shitty stuff just as well as good stuff. And there is WAY more shitty stuff.
@@DoremiFasolatido1979 you ok there buddy?
@@DoremiFasolatido1979 it IS pretty great. Marisha and Sam, who takes good notes as well, are great players to have when the DM plays with such a deep and elaborate lore such as Matt's Exandria or if the DM plays with a more rp-heavy genre than monster smashing like political intrigue or negotiations.
Quite frankly, the ppl around you just sound like assholes. I hope you can be around more supportive ppl in the future, buddy. Don't blame the activity tho.
Stephen: I have taken a vow of celibacy.
Sam: I don't know what that is so that won't stop me!
Stephen: Proceeds to explain what celibacy is
Sam: Continues flirting anyway
"Just a little bit?"
"Just a little bit, we are a template of chaos."
When Stephen retires from the talk show, I really hope he does something more on the nerdy side. You can tell how much love he has for high fantasy.
31:11 this... oddly, retroactively explains why Nott said she thought Fjord had to take a vow of celibacy when he became a Paladin
Lmaoooooo that's so true!!! That's amazing! 🤣🤣🤣
OMFG hahahahahhaa
LMAOOOO OMFG
What is this reply section lol bots? Or did I cast Hideous Laughter by mistake
@@demago3265 I'm definitely not a bot. Idk about the others. What you said was a great call back! I had TOTALLY forgotten that Nott had thought Fjord would take that vow. But yeah...it all makes sense now, retroactively. Hilarious.
Jack - "And why are you guys seeking her again?"
Beau - "Because she sucks"
I mean, yeah that sounds like Beau, i believe her XDD
Yasha: “Yeah… she’s just the worst. And we do love a mission of vengeance!”
Honestly that's what Beau would have said even if she did know the real reason.
My husband, who is not a Critter (unlike me), heard about Colbert playing with the M9 and was all, "Huh, I should watch this with you," and within minutes he was HOWLING with laughter. I may *slowly* be able to convince him to start watching C2. Wish me luck!
(I was also howling through a lot of this, and GODS I have missed Beau, Yasha, and Nott SO MUCH.)
Good luck on converting your husband. ;)
Nott flirted with a famous talk show host, which might be the most on brand thing that’s ever happened. Hilarious!
Good luck on turning your husband 🙏😂
Having only really seen the Stephen Colbert clips - do you have any recommendations of where I should start/ how you might hook someone on the show?
@@aaron58107 I would probably look at one of their one-shot adventures on twitch or their youtube channel. If you like it you can choose one of the campaigns and start from the beginning. Campaign 2 is still my personal favorite (the Colbert episode featured three of the characters from that campaign.), so that's what I would recommend, but all three are a little bit different in style and theme, so you might get hooked on one of the others instead.
Campaign 1 starts "in the middle" of an adventure since this is when they took their home game online... And the production quality has improved immensely since those early days, if that is something you care about.
Some say to start at episode 25-ish, if I remember correctly (someone might jump in and correct me if I'm off an episode or two) to begin with a new chapter of the story so to speak, and skip some of the rough spots in the beginning - it took a few episodes for them to find their sea legs, much more cross talk and things of that nature in the first episodes.
It has it's own charm, but maybe the charm comes from either being there with them live when it happened or by knowing what they have become and who they are as people, so it may not appeal to a new watcher - depending on preferences of course.
I love how Matt takes certain courtesies with certain guests. When Sam asked if he could uncanny dodge and Matt casually asks him if he has uncanny dodge as an ability, promoting Colbert to have a look at his abilities to see if he has anything that would interact with the situation. He really is an amazing person =-)
Agreed! He's never condescending or impatient, always knows how to reach his players regardless of skill level (or how recent the last time they'd played). I was noticing how he subtly changed how he said things, like after Stephen used the older way of describing dice, as in "2 die 6" instead of "2d6" and Matt just rolled with it, saying it the same way he did.
You can really tell how much he loves his job, and takes great joy from seeing his players swept up in the magic of D&D :)
@@sevans8784 To be fair, if someone corrects you for saying the word an acronym is taking the place of, especially when it is the same number of syllables so shortening it saves you absolutely nothing, they're probably an idiot.
Dee vs Die is an incredibly mundane hill to die upon.
@@TheFallingFlamingo That's a very good point, I hadn't thought of it that way. So it's not big sacrifice or anything, but I guess I can still appreciate that he's used to saying it one way, so it's more likely to roll of the tongue for him, but he changed it slightly to make more sense to the person he's talking to.
HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:35 Colbert in full costume
1:40 THE Sting
3:40 Lucky Jack character intro
5:35 DnD history
7:05 Intro: the theft of dignity
10:25 Let’s see if the notes work
10:55 Eric II and Battleaxe of the Gentle Path
13:50 First roll
15:25 Beau gets hit
17:00 I mean, everyone serves Jester
18:40 LUCKY JACK
20:10 Battle begins
21:50 Remember the teal
24:30 Weird that you weren’t attacked sooner
27:50 NOTT THE BRAVE
28:20 HDYWTDT
29:40 Remembering temple facts
31:15 Nott’s trying to get Lucky
33:25 Windows are for cheaters
36:10 Jack’s rage causes storms
39:45 Bozin
40:45 Cruel men… and women
42:25 Anatomical knowledge
46:55 Don’t want to hear about Eric I
49:50 Can’t fly… yet
53:40 Almost cheese
54:40 Henry Crabgrass says: get consent
59:35 A nice lithe calf
1:00:20 Like… teeth…. In a maw?
1:02:50 Bozin sucks
1:04:50 Yasha gets mind controlled again
1:06:40 The flight of the pacifist axe
1:09:25 Failed dispel
1:11:25 Focusing too much on the parkour
1:17:10 Nott funny joke
1:19:10 Kill Yasha, just to be sure
1:20:20 Lucky Jack only has one business card
1:21:20 Reunion Tomb of Horrors
1:24:05 Episode Ends
I usually have a policy against this quick a turnaround for stamps, but I’ll make an exception for Colbert.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
FLANDO ITS BEEN A MINUTE
Seeing that speed first time, OMG
Bless your heart and take care of yourself!
“Nott’s trying to get lucky” oh............... it was my favorite part of the episode and i didn’t think of that sooner!!! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ oh i hate this.....
(also the speed!!!!! you da best and come in clutch like always!!!)
Flando is a machine
I love watching Stephen’s face light up when Ashley, Sam and Marisha begin role playing…he’s so in his element. I hope he gets to do it again but with the whole cast for a full session, with battle maps. It would be so cool!
Imagine him sitting in on a few episodes like some guests have.
its so wholesome to watch him. you can see this is special to him and not "just work"
I imagine that we'll have to wait until after he gives up hosting the Late Show. I can't imagine Stephen ever getting the time to drop a day to do a full Critical Role show otherwise. Even when he's on hiatus, he'd be researching, writing, promoting etc and trying to slip in some recreation time. I'm sure he'd love it though and the full cast would love roleplaying with him.
I think it could happen like a 3 episode guest spot. Problem is, I think the late Show is in new York isn't it? So that's basically impossible unfortunately.
But I bet he'd crap himself over the experience of a full play in their studio.
Why not have CR do a traveling show? They could go on tour and game in front of big crowds --- the live energy would be insane --- they could stop in NYC and have Stephen drop by for a session!
15:27 the look on Stephen's facing realizing this is how the three joins the story is just pure joy :D
it's so funny to watch Stephen hit Beau and not realize that was Marisha's character until she reacted
I need a morning alarm with mercer going -" it's morning, good to see you buddy ". He just says it in a specific way that melts my heart.
Timestamp?
@@EightThreeEight he just says good to see you buddy to Stephen at the start. Got me thinking of wanting an alarm or something. I'm still enjoying the episode which is why I can't give a timestamp.
I would download it!
Waiting for the critical role "good to see you buddy" tshirt.
Matt and Stephen have serious broh love for each other --- it warms my soul to see it in bloom
I was wondering why Beau felt a little weird in this, and then I realized it's because she isn't cursing.
Except for when she did dope monk shit.
True!!! Gotta keep it family friendly for red nose day 😆
Do you ever get the sense that Colbert NEVER gets to nerd out!? Like he just loses sleep over the excitement and anticipation the night before these
Have you watched his show? He gets to nerd out a decent amount.
@@hawkname1234 Nah. On his show he has his nerd dial on 1-2, here it was turned up to 11.
I asked his people if he could do an interview on his past gaming and some of the history he has with old school AD&D.
His people flat out said "That's a hard pass from us, Stephen's not into that sort of thing."
@@TheEldarGuy Jeez. That is... really sad. But they're probably older and still think people will judge him for being a geek instead of realizing that gaming has enjoyed a renaissance.
He's the hinge on which a couple hundred jobs turn and acts like it. He doesn't have the _time._
I’m hoping that this popularity allows Stephen to get to do more stuff like this for longer. Seeing his pure happiness existing with other dorks is so wholesome
"Do you want to serve Arioch, duke of Chaos?"
"We kinda already serve another chaos guy. By proxy."
"I'm traveling with a murderer"
I am reading Elric right now and I loved the reference to Arioch.
Arioch in Exandria is now a thing!
You can tell Stephen is loving the opportunity to straight up geek right out.
Steve was just relaxing and being himself. He could let his full geek side loose for once.
Masterful DMing again. Do we expect anything less? Mid combat turn (their first turn) Stephen's gets light heartingly frustrated at the gargoyles reacting to sound not sight. Then Matt describes the Gargoyles as having vacant holes for eyes and their behavior is more based on listening. Just... amazing how invested Matt gets in making sure someone is having a good time when he's the head of the table.
Yeah that was extremely clever
I was more glad to see Stephen actually immersing with the world. I wish he was part of the crew as they often lack that imo.
@@Iconic_Scarab Gotta agree love that he does that! Maybe that's an old-school player characteristic.
I like CR, but I LOVE the adventures with Colbert. I almost shed a tear when Eric the 2nd was introduced, because I remember Eric the 1st. 😭
So did I, I love Eric!
I did shed a tear when Eric the First died 🐝 Glad I'm not the only one who got attached to this little character!
i missed all the mighty nein so much, but i didn’t realize how much i missed NOTT and her chaotic energy until now....MVP for the HDYWTDT, flirting w jack, and getting that hideous laughter in, honestly. 🤣
I miss her so much
She's *gasps* all *cackles* RIGHT! *howling with laughter* GET IT?! 😂
I think the Darrington Brigade would be a perfect group of characters for celebrity guests to play one shots with, because they are not part of a campaign so watching the one shots with them would be 100% spoiler free.
Or the revaldry (whatever the pirates where called) real ragtag stuff like that would be great
I’d love to see the DB come back.
Nat 20 on Perfomance.
as someone still watching C2 this was spoiler free as far as I could tell other than character descriptions (and maybe wings?). It felt like it took place in a "time apart" from the events of C2 so I didn't feel like anything was spoiled. If there were some subtle things, I didn't pick up on them.
I totes agree that the DB characters would be ideal for this sort of thing, since they work for a nonprofit as well.
did Ashley hint at the anarchist cookbook? she never fails to disappoint, i love her
LOL I did not catch that that was the reference, should have realized. when they said let's not get demonetized I thought the concern was copyright infringement, not contraband lol
She really put it to use, I see.
Ahh yes! Buy your illegal, full or abridged versions at Haight Street in San Francisco. (In the realm of the stinky humans)
1:10:06 "A million points to Hide. 24!" "You've -- You're no longer in the story" Best description of Hide I've ever heard!
LMAO not the first time it's happened. In Campaign 1, Liam is playing a Rogue named Vax'ildan and I think he got a 34 on a stealth check or something and Matt said something like, "You've stealthed so well that you've gone into the next campaign," I can't remember the exact quote. XD
@@carlycchapman Not to mention the Goblin one-shot where Phil Lamarr got a 40!
I'm only about halfway through campaign 2, but twice so far Nott has rolled a Nat 20 on Stealth while Jester has Pass Without A Trace up and has got a 43 on Stealth
Vett had a 42 close to the end of campaign 2. That's a kinda frequent joke they make.
"A well known cookbook instead."
I feel we're one step closer to knowing about Pool Hall Ashley.
I mean considering that Foster was also an absolute menace as a teen/young adult, I can now see why they ended up together with Ashley! :D
We all know Ashley made copies of the Anarchist Cookbook. Explains how she met Foster.
the internet was made to disseminate the anarchist cookbook. greatest number of downloads for a single file for many a year.
I thought she was talking about a food cookbook, didn’t even know anarchist cookbook was a thing 😂💀
I came here for this. Glad you glorious bastards exist.
Ashley: "I'm going to start making my way ..to my sword."
Me: "MaKiG mY wAAAyy"
They said it twice, and I'm pretty sure I could feel Sam physically explode each time holding that in.
Me too
@@IceMetalPunk Don't worry; chat had it covered.
I sang it out loud 🤣
Aside from being generally fun to watch, this episode is also a great example of what a bite-sized one-shot can be for when you don't have a lot of time to play.
Matt is incredible. He’s an excellent story teller but also very gentle with newcomers or old timers like Stephen who haven’t played in a long time. I love him so much.
He had much of the same gentility with Ashly when she was playing on and off.
6:30 Matt surely knows the name of the books but he doesn't interrupt on purpose, I love that. Well he got nothing to prove to anyone obviously but I don't know, its kinda cute to see that face.
That’s hard for a lot of people to do, not interrupting when they know the answer. You have to read the person to know if they’re hoping for help or want to find the answer themselves. I think Matt made the right call!
@@PabloNevares I disagree I think Stephen was really sinking and looking for a line, but Matt doesn't like to step on toes which is completely OK. But I think he could've used Matt's help
@@samsontelbate7634 yeah I definitely saw that as Steven trying to prompt Matt, and Matt seemed aware of the books, trying to recall it but couldn't.
The book name wasn't the point Stephen was enthusiastically telling his story and Matt just let it ride to avoid interrupting him and his thought process.
always blown away by Mercer's skills as a DM, but the way he is able to direct the table and keep them from getting off track is beautiful. I mean his story telling is amazing, but the subtle way he just made the storm sound effect and everyone immediately hands the story back to him from the group discussion was beautiful!
Not to mention riding and adapting to Stephen's 'reality checking for inconsistent plot holes' and making it part of the story (gargoyles only hear sound). Great DMs take the players' comments or ideas and make them the new truth in the world to both keep things consistent and to validate the players.
@@chrisandlizsizemore8172 The Eyeless gargoyles was such a slick move. He was so smooth it felt like the gargoyles had always been eyeless.
I honestly got legit chills when he said Bozyn is nowhere to be found, I thought something terrible is gonna happen.
32:31 "And why are you guys seeking her again?"
"Cuz she sucks!"
OMG I hadn't realised how much I had missed Beau 😂😂😂
Not a usual audience of Critical Role. They are so nice! And Colbert is a gentleman. Lovely energy and rapport at the table!
I would love to see Stephen guest star on an actual episode of Crit Role.
that would never happen lol
@@togipoogaming3775 If it weren’t for the brutal schedules of both parties (and the fact that one’s in NYC and I’m pretty sure one’s in LA) it would *_totally_* happen, my dude. Steve loves DnD, has talked about how much he enjoyed the one-shot he did with Matt, and Matt has said how much he loved DMing for Steve. I’m sure everyone on both sides would be on board.
@@Sammie1053 its at least easier now that its all prerecorded so they dont have to worry about like thursday night specific recording times. but its so unlikely
A one shot would be better, since the focus should be on story, not a celebrity guest, in a campaign.
I actually would love to see the Darrington Brigade characters once again for this purpose.
@@SkepticalCaveman most guests were celebrities to be fair and they were great in the story
Yasha: I'm gonna bamf out my skeletal wings-
Me: *Travis-level unhinged yell* YES LETS GOOOO
I love how they made the short sword with a bigger hilt, so it would give the illusion on camera that the actor was smaller, like a hobbit, when they held it with two hands ^~^
"Is there a Lucky Jill?" There it is! There is Nott! Missed this horniness
The first Red Nose Day video was the first time I heard about Critical Role. Matt’s story telling really captured me. Now, however many years later, I have seen literally every thing on the CR channel, including all the one shots and Talks Machina.
Zamn Zaniel
Welcome to the family fellow critter. Our indoctrination is long but well worth it. Glad to have ya in the family.
Yes!!! That's awesome!!
Welcome home. You prefer c1 or c3?
@@samsontelbate7634 What about the best one? C2.
Stephen’s joyful enjoyment of this world is so wholesome. Watching him react to a HDYWTDT was perfect.
I always live vicariously through Colbert
3 years ago I had never seen a game of d&d played until I watched the first RND. I’m rewatching this while making a map for tomorrows session I’m running. Love the great Colbert and Mercer
Amazing! Same for me, but I am yet to gather enough courage to run my first game. Best of luck to you and your players!
@@tamllinn try running frozen sick. It’s free on D&D beyond and was my first shot. It’s very few encounters and very easy to run
same here
I like Stephen's casual, "I don't have a hand axe but I do have sting from Lord of the Rings".
This was thoroughly entertaining! A mix of old school and current D&D with plenty of BeauYasha material
IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear scot
Plenty how? Lol barely any from what I saw.
Lolll sorry to tell you but this was before they got togheter
@@cornelia3912 1:16:00
"Hi babe!"
@@ultrabigfella This and there was plenty of in character flirting. I know things don't progress until later but it's nice to see it be acknowledged
“Did I make it worse?” - Marisha’s catchphrase for Keyleth and now Beau 😂
I love how every time that Mr. Colbert does anything considered low-key in his very busy schedule he just nerds out for half of the time.
How... does... Matt, DO THIS?! So consistent with creative story lines and endless charisma! Never fails to give it his all. And I absolutely love it
Is it bad that I want more? This is longer, yes, but I want an even longer one. Like, 3.5 hours. Damn, Steven is such a great player and addition to the cast. It's like he's always been there.
I feel the same! This was great but it felt like by the time it ended everyone was finally comfortable and got their legs with the group.
yeah. we need him as a guest a couple of Thursdays...
one Thursday is not enough.
Agreed. Stephen isn't used to playing crit role style. He's very old school DND. The more he played the more he started to adapt and show his own phenomenal ability to ad lib and role play. Give Colbert a week with these guys and he would blow our socks off
Indeed. I looked at the runtime and was happy that he got to play longer this time. And then it was over in the blink of an eye. An hour more wouldn't have hurt.
Stephen Colbert continues to flex his nerd cred with the receipts to back it up. I adore this man.
I kinda wish they'd make this a semi-regular gig. Maybe twice or three times a year, get together and do another little one shot with Steven and some of the crew? It'd be cool
Really well played by Stephen going for the disarm in the last fight. This was a really fun watch!
I love that Colbert is playing with his old group for his reunion. that's just AWESOME!
Am I the only person who's first though was "Are they going to play it on Twitch to raise money for something?" Clearly I've been spoiled by people making great fund raising opportunities through D&D.
@@cassiebanks Right? I wish they'd record it.
It's incredible to see how invested Stephen Colbert is in the story right out the gate. So awesome.
Also can we just appreciate how Sam gets along with absolutely everyone? Like what a charismatic man.
He's not an Emmy winner and savior of the Nordverse for nothing! Plus... he's a cat.
@@IceMetalPunk Not to mention a King of A Cappella
man is an IRL bard
I absolutely love that old school energy Stephen brings to the table. Right out of the gate he's talking about Michael Moorcock and geeking out about Sting. This guy is the O-est of G's. So awesome that he gets to go back to the Tomb of Horrors and play AD&D with his high school buddies again!
Hopefully when they do gear up in full costume for the next Red Nose Day, they'll play the Bell's Hells. I can just imagine Stephen getting introduced to an IRL Pate de Rolo.
Have him sit between Laudna and Chetney.
This was so fun! And thank you to everyone who voted for the Mighty Nein, it was so fun to see Beau, Yasha, and Nott again
What were the choices?
@@samsontelbate7634 Donors voted for either Vox Machina, Mighty Nein, or Bells Hells characters. The players were revealed later.
@@afterthunder thank you, could you imagine if this was with any other campaign. I think C2 was hands down the best choice.
All choices would have been fine, especially seeing Colbert interact with Nott is a delight. With Vox Machina being a cartoon now it's for the best since well, in that case Stephen would be playing the only D&D character that's NOT in an animated series. On the other hand, Vox machina is all closer to the classic D&D experience perhaps that Stephen is familiar with.
Then again seeing him interact with Laudna would have been amazing too. While I like Keyleth and Beau too, Mareesha's performance of Laudna is next level.
@@willemverheij3412 him interacting with Jester, Cad or Caleb would have been interesting too. I’d be interested to see how Fjord would come into play too.
Nott crushing on lucky Jack is the best thing ever
The Nein sitting around a campfire eating.
Nott: This sandwich is great Jack. It's delicious. You're an amazing cook.
Jack: Yes but I lost my dignity.
Beau: Come on man.
Yasha: Yea it's not-
Jack: D I G N I T Y!
Honor!!
I love how Colbert slipped in lyrics from The Boss and just got blank stares from the whole cast. RIP E Street. Rosalita FTW.
I understood it (and I'm younger than all but Marisha) and I loved it! I assumed the blank stares were partly in character, but you may be right that they didn't get it.
he was quoting the Bard of the Stone Pony. Bruce of the Stone Spring
Of course Stephen Colbert--a well-known massive Tolkien geek--would have one of the actual swords from the movies. Nice!
He has several. Over the years Peter Jackson and cast members have gifted him with some of the props.
I remember the episode where he got to hold Arwens sword. Liv Tyler brought it with her especially for him.
He is the king of Tolkien needs
One king to rule them all
He's in the Hobbit movies if you know where to look
@@RenVicious69 And she actually "knighted" him with it, right?
I know they have history but the level of calm and collected Matt is this whole time with STEVEN COLBERT sitting right there at his table is amazing! Top notch from everyone!
I love that he is like... It doesn't make a lot of sense that they have this camp with fire and everything right outside and no one cares. That comes from old edition paranoia when you'd get killed by anything on a whim till you were level 5.
Also the mistake the Hobbits made traveling with Aragorn on Weathertop.
Thank Arioch those gargoyles were eyeless.
I remember when Matt did the one one one DnD session with Stephen, but never in a million years would I have thought that he would have come on for a full group one shot! This is so cool!
1:15:36 Loved Ashley’s subtle nod to the “making my way…” running gag
A part of me really wanted Sam to scream "UNLIMITED POWER" when he attacked that first enemy.
I keep waiting for them to say "She's the charm." when they introduce Yasha.
My face hurts from smile laughing through this whole episode. What a great run. And THE sting?! What a massive flex!
The next step of course will be Colbert voicing one of the dragons in TLoVM.
That would be pretty amazing
Stephen as Vecna. Old school D&D nerd like him? He'd be on that like white on rice.
@@samuraiko The only acceptable exception to my prayers for Mark Hamill
@@samuraiko I'm still holding out hope for Mark Hammil for Vecna. Or Thordak. . .
I thought he could be Pumat Sol
Colbert is the type at a renfaire to down some mead and go to the axe throwing and everyone thinks he's gonna be awful but he's scarily good
Like Ted Lasso with darts
I didn’t know Stephen was into this sort of thing, and then he goes all out. I’m so happy.
please seek out the first red nose day with stephen! he was in awe of Matt the entire time, it was beautiful
@14:00 marisha excited about his roll is so gosh darn endearing, they’re all such positive people it’s lovely
Yes! I’m so glad Colbert is back! Watching him play last time around is actually how I was first introduced to CR. Now, I’m a regular but whenever I’m trying to explain how D&D is run well to non-players, I refer them to the first rednose day video.
Matt just does a masterful job of following the rules close enough while stretching some to allow Stephen to enjoy his time and wet his appetite for more.
Welcome home!
Seeing the M9 back in action was a treat!
Miss them all, waiting for the next M9 one shot :(
This is amazing, thank you all so much for this!
I found out about Critical Role and D&D from Stephen and Matt’s first Red Nose Day video, and I’ve been DMing my group for the last 2 years. Not well mind you, but I try.
This was such a fun ride. I'm really loving these one-shots, and hope that we see a third one with Stephen.
It's unfortunate that we didn't see the spell card used (would have loved to have see a T-Rex Lucky Jack).
Same. That's the one I voted for in the poll. 😝
Yasha: "I'm fighting next to my baby!"
Yasha, five minutes later: "I'm fighting my baby!"
Gotta love that Crown of Madness, apparently upcasted since Dispel Magic had to roll for it. That's thinking ahead, Evil Cultist Woman! 😂
The most loving couple that somehow ends at each other's throats almost always.
I think the roll was for using the scroll and not against the spell
@@aakash2868 Ah, that's possible, and even probable! I didn't realize Arcane Tricksters don't get third-level spell slots until level 13... damn, that's slow spellcaster progression 😂
@@IceMetalPunk yeah, but you got all the rogue sweetness to make it up for it!!!
Played a rogue as my most recent character and MAAAAAN are they fun, especially for my play style, which it is "collect as many skills as you can and be the absolute best at it and be a badass outside of combat". I would love to play an Arcane Trickster at some point :)
She could be a Warlock and auto-upcast.
Seeing an old school geek playing new stuff is always good, but it being Colbert made it special. Plus, the only thing I thought was lame about his previous one-shot with Mercer was that it was only the two of them, so the RP was too low. AND the CR team dusted off their Mighty Nein characters? This was nerd GOLD. A hearty thank you to everyone involved in making this!
"We do a little bit, because it's a temple of chaos." PERFECT
I tried CR a while back, and just couldn't get into it, despite playing d&d myself and liking another channel's online campaign.
Who knew I just needed Stephen to ease me into this?
Like most people, it took me a long time too, personally I found it easier to start with C2 since it actually has a proper beginning.
I had seen a couple of episodes sporadically, but watching the first red nose adventure I was hooked, and had to go back to campaign 1 and binge it all. Finally caught up to mid campaign 2 during lookdown.
“This is how we do it, (Screams)!”
damn i forgot how hilarious chaotic Sam was.
I love Stephen Colbert, we love Stephen, would love to see him come back for the main campaign.
For all the people who seem out of the loop:
1. This is being broadcasted on the last Thursday of the month, which would otherwise have been dark. So no, you're not missing a critical role episode of the main campaign because of this.
2. This has been done for red nose day to raise money to end child poverty.
3. Matt did a similar one shot with just Stephen for the 2019 red nose day. Then it was just Matt and Stephen.
Was there a C3 episode posted this Thursday? Or will it be this Friday night?
@@lukeamparo6586 As OP already said, each of the last Thursdays of the months are usually dark, OR have one-shot games like this. So no, there was no main C3 episode last night and this aired instead of that.
@@David_Blake91 thanks
Getting stephen to play dnd is such a gift to everyone involved. Thank all who participated to make this and the one prior happen. I hope for many more.
I've said it before, but next year I want a Honey Heist and Stephen can play Cold Bear, a polar bear.