Also let's run some numbers. 6'5" or taller 14% of men, blue eyes 10%, let's say high overlap maybe 5% of men. Add in money and you have top 1% of men. Now think of them not in a relationship already, he is 100% correct. Same goes for the top .5% of women, even 40 year old taylor swift has men in a que.
Meh most dudes who work in finance and actually have a lot of money have no hair and much of the time have health problems because being and getting rich is not easy. I'm fighting that battle right now.
@@StephanieNicoleTX Her original video was actually about her just joking around and asking people to make a remix of her singing this weird quote. This unfunny guy had to censor the title of her video and replace it with "stitch incoming" for some reason to bully her and ask his "sigma" followers to stroke his ego. Him changing the entire context, bullying others online, and trying to make himself look good from it is a pretty disgusting behavior actually.
A joke? This was not a joke. She wanted to make a song. It just so happens that you grabbed the talk to me hand to see my comment . I laughed myself to death.
@@raym1597 wasn't an accusation because there isn't anything wrong with it. just calling attention to a certain energy that clearly more than one person picked up on. find a hobby friend, it'll help with that repressed anger you're flashing there
@@IamLegionGreen You’re the one calling men with different views from you gay. Go touch grass. And clearly you don’t know what the word “accusation” means 😂. Maybe spend less time on the internet and more time reading.
Actually they would. The color blue is associated with trust which is why every business person has a good amount of various shades of blue in their closet. - woman in finance
@@StephanieNicoleTXSure blue suits are widespread in finance, especially navy blue shades. However this kind of light blue is basically unseen in the financial sector and would associate it with a different profession - a guy in finance
The girl didn’t actually mean that as a genuine request. She designed it specifically to be used as lyrics for a song. She even says that in the comment of the original video.
You're a buffoon. She was being serious. Plenty of women are demanding 6'6" dudes nowadays. 10-15 years ago they demanded 6'-now they're demanding 6'6" because of inflation.
Thank you. Was looking for this. No one reads. We keep shortening text to get people to read... but they just don't. Annnnd... there are dope executions of her voice on top of music :)) One 🤘
When he said “Women who have never looked for a man,” I thought he was going to say he liked blind women and I thought he was being open minded to differently abled people. But alas…
Nah 5’8 is not short enough to be insecure and not quite tall enough to be insecure about not being 6’. The ultimate insecure height is 5’10”. Those boys will LIE about being 6’ all the time. Talk about insecurity. 5’8 MEN are comfortable with themselves.
@@thereportoftheweek787as a woman who is married to a guy who is 5'8 lol I can actually say this is very true. He is happy with himself and doesn't care about not being taller. Also, I dated a guy that was 5'10 and he definitely was insecure and upset to know he wasn't even 5'11 except when wearing boots.
I would normally never be superficial, but given you’ve just commodified women, as a response the a woman commodifying men……… BALDY BALDY BALD BALD BALD.
That woman won't think twice to date Jason Statham or Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel. STOP WITH THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS TOWARDS THAT MAN BECAUSE HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH HURTS...
She's being satirical. And even if she wasn't, trust me she doesn't mean you. There's a hidden lyric behind the actual lyrics. "Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" ("great hair," "not an asshole.")
I doubt he has "8 figures" I believe what he's driving is a Subaru Forester with the Panoramic Roof, I recognize the rear light for the trunk area. Not saying that driving a Subaru isn't something a wealthy person wouldn't do, but most likely someone that's going around saying he makes 8 figures, I doubt he'd choose a Subaru to make that argument.
That’s ok, I am happy with my man in medicine, self-made, 5’8”, green eyes. We have four kids and have a legacy while you’re waiting to take some run-through 23 year old to Starbucks. Have fun!
I'm looking for a guy in finance with hair
😂😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Epic 😂😂😂
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remixed dropped
_”I’m looking for a man in finance, with hair, a sense of humour and a tie”_
😂😂😂😂
Wait, why did I see it rhyming 😭😭😭
@@sxnvi8326I also sometimes mix up the words "tie" and "tumor"
without the gold chain
I think being good looking was also implied too so you’re safe my guy
I was just thinking the same thing 😂😂😂 ain’t nobody looking for a thumb like him.
Wait, is he joking or is he serious? Looked at his other videos - he seems like a joker
if you're 6'1+ with a decent body and a implied large keehawk, women don't give 2 shits about a pretty face.
@@Ribbitplease he's obviously a troll
@@1232sam these days in the land of redpill, it’s difficult to tell.
I promise she isn’t talking about you
Its literally a parody channel
He is old but still real demanded for his age
Just an age.
He is real demanded with also british accent, educated and smart. For his age I am pretty sure he is wanted by mommies and milfa
I've just said that 😂
😂😂😂
Tell me you're a narcisist without telling me you're a narcisist
It's a satire account
Also let's run some numbers. 6'5" or taller 14% of men, blue eyes 10%, let's say high overlap maybe 5% of men. Add in money and you have top 1% of men. Now think of them not in a relationship already, he is 100% correct. Same goes for the top .5% of women, even 40 year old taylor swift has men in a que.
Nah if someone slaps your homie and you slap back it's called revenge not hate 😂.
More like tell me you're a prick without telling me you're a prick. What an asshole
@@lordl1176ong
The only reason he has so much money is he doesn't have to pay for a barber 😂
😂😂😂😂
Meh most dudes who work in finance and actually have a lot of money have no hair and much of the time have health problems because being and getting rich is not easy. I'm fighting that battle right now.
Investment banking stress shenanigans
😂
Bro drew his hair on with a sharpie
The girl has sense of humor, you not so much 😄
I’d say this comment is ironic but even though he was trying to be funny, it wasn’t at all
He's apeaking truth though
@@StephanieNicoleTX Her original video was actually about her just joking around and asking people to make a remix of her singing this weird quote.
This unfunny guy had to censor the title of her video and replace it with "stitch incoming" for some reason to bully her and ask his "sigma" followers to stroke his ego. Him changing the entire context, bullying others online, and trying to make himself look good from it is a pretty disgusting behavior actually.
The joke is he’s being ironic. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@koreankorean5645Weird quote? So it’s from somewhere else?
Is he serious...?😂
I started out the video thinking he might've been joking...but... I'm starting to realize he's not joking.🤣🤣🤣
Every actor has to break character sometimes. This was it
It’s satire
Right? I was waiting for the twist 😅
Wtf are you talking about? Do you think that broad was joking?
@@BOSSDONMAN yes she was it’s an idiotic song and she knew it and he’s playing an a hole - it’s ironic
Bruh she’s not looking for you hahahahha she wants chad
Which isn’t you for sure 🎉😂
@@etc834 I’m also not 6’5 with blue eyes so even if I was chad she wouldn’t want me.
Brother you’re safe no woman is looking for you don’t worry
it meant to be taken as a joke lol. dude takes himself too seriously.
You have to when you make all them bands .. literally in the 0.01% of the UK
it's satire, he has gone to a new level that even tiktok brainrotters can't tell.
Isn't that the standard response any time a guy dares answer one of these videos?
If you really think it’s meant to be taken as a joke then you have no understanding of modern dating.
@@Mushin367Oh please modern dating this, modern dating that. Womp womp, it's just your skill issues.
Bro opened a spreadsheet for the first time and now thinks he's in finance.
To be fair, she should have of been more specific. 6.6ft, blue eyes, finance *doesn't have a peanut head
“I’m lookin’ for a man in finance. Trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes, black hair. Deep stare.”
It's satire
@@TheLTak3r thanks genius. Did you work that out by yourself?
And they say women can't take a joke...🤦♀️
Problem is, that delusional woman wasn't joking 🤦♂️. She's been made into a joke. Lol
If you check out the rest of his videos, you'll see he's trolling.
A joke? This was not a joke. She wanted to make a song. It just so happens that you grabbed the talk to me hand to see my comment . I laughed myself to death.
Let's not act like women don't get butthurt over everything😂😂😂
@@Obn112 men get butthurt after losing a game lol
Guys, click his other videos, he’s making a joke 😂 you’re poking fun at him missing the joke but it’s gone way over your heads
Why would anyone click his other videos after seeing this? I doubt he's making a joke. If he is, he failed.
@@marjastrid1394 It's satire.
A bet he wasn't bald before he found out about Andrew Tate
So true.
+10 lmao
She better update the list and add hair. This guy mistakenly thought the song was about him.
Lol😂
Bro you must be a blast at parties
Sorry fella I don't think you fit the criteria anyway cause you didn't mention the trust fund! Good luck with your queue of models
She should have added, blue eyes, not bald.
"We would never date a woman" is all you needed to say 🏳️🌈
Yes ! 😂
glad I wasn't the only one to clock this
There it is! The inevitable “gay” accusation whenever you piss off women and simps 😂
@@raym1597 wasn't an accusation because there isn't anything wrong with it. just calling attention to a certain energy that clearly more than one person picked up on. find a hobby friend, it'll help with that repressed anger you're flashing there
@@IamLegionGreen You’re the one calling men with different views from you gay. Go touch grass. And clearly you don’t know what the word “accusation” means 😂. Maybe spend less time on the internet and more time reading.
I think “not annoying” was also implied so don’t worry dude you’re not in any danger
Bro is a 3 and he's acting like a 10 lol
Like most of the men tbh 😂
@@gabrielaligeza4113now ain’t that the truth😂
@@gabrielaligeza4113said by the gender who dickride makeup😂😂😂
Tell me about it. This « blue & green eyes » rhetoric
All I heard is "hello I'm a bellend".
😂
It’s satire
Lmao he can't hear you from his height. And he's sitting on a huge pile of money. You might as well scream your little insults to God
@@f1shze4lot I thought I was screaming them to god lol
@@personmcbloke3819 sorry forgot my mind reading medication today.
A guy in finance would never wear a suit as blue as the sky itself
Actually they would. The color blue is associated with trust which is why every business person has a good amount of various shades of blue in their closet.
- woman in finance
@@StephanieNicoleTXSure blue suits are widespread in finance, especially navy blue shades. However this kind of light blue is basically unseen in the financial sector and would associate it with a different profession - a guy in finance
Nah, it’s way bluer than the sky.
I don’t think ppl understood the irony here
She ain’t talking about you, Archibald.
Pretty sure bald is a dealbreaker also.
when you're six five theyll never find out
You’d be amazed how many women love bald men.
She was basically poking fun at the impossible standards of dating apps.
No trust fund so I’m afraid you don’t qualify anyways 🤷
My thoughts exactly
What she means by trust fund? Sorry English is not my main language
@@_barbarasart_ a trust fund is like money your parents leave you that their kids didn’t have to work for and so they are quick to use it on whatever
You know he’s 5’5 in accounts payable.
The girl didn’t actually mean that as a genuine request. She designed it specifically to be used as lyrics for a song. She even says that in the comment of the original video.
Some with the guy😂
You're a buffoon. She was being serious. Plenty of women are demanding 6'6" dudes nowadays. 10-15 years ago they demanded 6'-now they're demanding 6'6" because of inflation.
Thank you. Was looking for this. No one reads. We keep shortening text to get people to read... but they just don't. Annnnd... there are dope executions of her voice on top of music :)) One 🤘
men was like " mom mom, where is my suit from freds wedding. And where are the keys of your car? I need to make a video!"
They are no longer wanting a man in finance, trust fund, 6 ' 5', blue eyes
When he said “take her out for coffee” I knew he was a cap 😂
Bro took this song personally
Yeah, she didn’t mean you lol
She literally did.
Noooo, no one is looking for a crusty mama's boy w an attitude bro. Not sure if you got the memo
Just go to the wedding bro. That’s what the suit is for right?
It's a joke my dude. She was using it as a loop for songs lol
When he said “Women who have never looked for a man,” I thought he was going to say he liked blind women and I thought he was being open minded to differently abled people. But alas…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Speaking for the differently-abled community: we don't want him. He will never date people like us.
Lot's of people are falling for this lmao I love this dude
Took her wayyyy too serious making a damn fool of yourself lol
why so serious bruh, it's just a song
It's toxic
he is joking mate. look at the rest of his videos (shorts specifically)
He’s just sore because he doesn’t have a trust fund.
this is giving 5'8'' mentality
What's 5'8 mentality? That's like saying "this is giving obese mentality" or something. Heightism is really not taken seriously eh
@@Azadgoli fax
Nah 5’8 is not short enough to be insecure and not quite tall enough to be insecure about not being 6’. The ultimate insecure height is 5’10”. Those boys will LIE about being 6’ all the time. Talk about insecurity. 5’8 MEN are comfortable with themselves.
@@thereportoftheweek787as a woman who is married to a guy who is 5'8 lol I can actually say this is very true. He is happy with himself and doesn't care about not being taller. Also, I dated a guy that was 5'10 and he definitely was insecure and upset to know he wasn't even 5'11 except when wearing boots.
He's a comedian that posts satire, I think something was lost in translation with all of you. XD
That or the internet is filled with people who would post something like this, It's getting hard to tell lol
The woman should've added, "... blue eyes, hasnt had the norwood reaper collect"
I would normally never be superficial, but given you’ve just commodified women, as a response the a woman commodifying men……… BALDY BALDY BALD BALD BALD.
call a man bald nobody cares. call a woman fat she will call the national guard
Dude, you seem insecure.
You're bold, bro
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bald*
This guy is actually broke. He drives a 2001 Honda
He doesn’t even have a trust fund… disqualified
Bro I don’t think she meant you 😜
DEFINITELY not you either 😂🎉
Yeah, because women are attracted to his looks.
It definitely isn't his personality.
I think he’s right but this kind of guy won’t date anyone seriously 😅 They love dramas.
She was just joking my guy. Why are you so offended? Lol😂
You make 8 figures and can't afford a hairpiece? 😂
Nevermind the hair piece, he can't afford a transplant 😂
Bro she was just kidding, she is acting like a girl from the valley. Although I'm sure there are girls posting it unironically
To be fair to him she didn’t say anything about good personality and joy for life.
The amount of people taking you seriously without scrolling through the rest of your videos is hilarious. 😂
It's brilliant that so many of you actually fell for this. Keep it up, Slash ;)
Bro's got a lot of tickets on himself for someone without hair
Don't need it. LOL
Why is dude wearing a welder shop coat to the office.
This guy is valet parking, 100%
I can guarantee that hair loss has impacted this man in ways only Carl Jung could write 900 page books about.
Wait, does he actually not realize that her video was a joke, or is he pretending to not know she's joking as a joke?
Look at the rest of his account. Thereth lies thine answer
It's not a joke when it's most toilets actual standards nowdays
Okay but do you have a trust fund? 😂😂
That woman won't think twice to date Jason Statham or Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel. STOP WITH THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS TOWARDS THAT MAN BECAUSE HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH HURTS...
You are not what she means she is looking for a good looking guy 😂
Missing the trustfund
No trust fund tho?... looks like you don't qualify bub
Looking for a man with
1. A soul
2. A body
She's being satirical. And even if she wasn't, trust me she doesn't mean you. There's a hidden lyric behind the actual lyrics. "Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" ("great hair," "not an asshole.")
It's baldy the bellend bless
😂😂
dude calm down it's just a silly little song
dude calm down it’s just a silly little parody
I doubt he has "8 figures" I believe what he's driving is a Subaru Forester with the Panoramic Roof, I recognize the rear light for the trunk area. Not saying that driving a Subaru isn't something a wealthy person wouldn't do, but most likely someone that's going around saying he makes 8 figures, I doubt he'd choose a Subaru to make that argument.
I’d close that sun roof if I were you
Someone take this into the next drop off that beat.
Bruh did you even watch the whole video before you made a response.
You should watch his channel before your response, he got you😅
It’s was a joke, sarcasm, finance people dropped the tactics right here 😅
Men in finance just wants her for a month then they get another 😂
A lot of ego with such little hair. Mans got confidence 😂
Noooo, you cant say it out loud Damien. You just broke so many hopes and dreams of them shacking up with your wife and her boyfriend.
This is the chief of financial men
I didn’t know you had to read other mens minds in finance
Cringe because she made it specifically as a “Make this into a song” challenge, she’s not actually looking for you bud.
Someone’s like someone kinda red pilled lol 😂
I got a stroke trying to read that
This guy just screams “my daddy is a millionaire”
No. It’s a satire channel
It’s a joke guys, relax 🤦♂️
She won’t date you because you said she was ugly. 😢
post proof ur 6'5 right now
Cope
That’s ok, I am happy with my man in medicine, self-made, 5’8”, green eyes. We have four kids and have a legacy while you’re waiting to take some run-through 23 year old to Starbucks. Have fun!
I thought medicine was a highly credentialist field?
Gotta agree with him. When a woman is NOT LOOKING she can get any man she wants. They do line up 😊😊
Women be backing away from him faster than bros hairline
This guy is an embarrassment to all the teachers in his life that attempted to teach him anything.
Damien Slash is in the queue. Such a fintech sigma.
He clearly didn’t understand the joke 😮
You need a girl who is looking but can’t see
Why are you in like a 2001 Nissan Primera or equivalent with a manual sunroof blind? Is someone telling fibs?
Its a Civic, but he's taking the mick. His whole channel is satire, check it out
Ahh, makes sense now, but pretty close with the car lol.
I do hope this satire like the original
It was a joke, mate.
For all of you judging him because he looks a certain way, what he's saying is 100 percent true.