Imagine being trapped in a blue, dark maze all by yourselves, with a bunch of pellets and some fruits occasionally spawning in, and if you collect all the pellets, it just takes you another maze that is an exact replica of the previous one with all the pellets back in it, for all eternity. That is really messed up. No wonder Pacman reacted the way he did.
As a Black Man, let me get it out the way.... WHY DOES THE BLACK SPIDER-MAN HAVE TO GET PIGEONED WHEN PETER HAS BEEN SWINGING LONGER?!? Because Miles IS the "Newest" SPIDER-MAN, so he isn't used to dodging pigeons.
@@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 It's because at least "floating around aimlessly" we have an "existence", meanwhile we can't comprehend what NOT existing is even like so it's terrifying to most people.
@@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 I don't know. If I'm not in pain, at least I can still see what happens next. Admittedly, not being able to eat would suck. ...as would not being able to interact with anything. You know what? I think I will take the cessation of existence over that. But if I could come back as a ghost even just to talk to people? I'd be 100% down with that. ...until the Earth explodes and there are no more people. Uh, Grim Reaper? Can I order that final uber? Oh wait, I can just talk to all my ghost buddies for eternity. ...but I'm socially awkward and get tired of social- you know what, I'm going to stop this here. Man, I did NOT intend for this post to end up where it did.
Elsewhere Spiderman : " Time to go for a swing - Aaaah eagle !!! " Jonah : * gasp * " Stop the presses !!! New paper !!! Spiderman slays symbol of freedom, hates America !!! "
I assumed it was normally dodged by passive spider sense type thing for not hitting them much like how he swings web through the city. i mean doing that has to be all kinds of dangerous.
Most Channels for Halloween: "Let's add a spoooooky ghost! ooooooooh!!!! :D " Dorkly: "What if we removed the ghosts. What if we got terrifyingly existential? >:D "
It's the same as the riddle. "I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?"
The Arthur clip was so brilliant, not even El Bananero from Argentina dared to do such thing, this was insanely funny, i just couldn't stop laughing and the tears i got from this lol lol lol lol lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Pac-Man part is really deep, knowing that you only exist to die in the end and you simply don't know the meaning of existing and why you stay in an endless maze picking up balls and more balls and more balls and more balls, always in this confusing and endless cycle, alone, with the eternal and uncomfortable silence until death takes you in the end... at least there are cherries :)
@kaelibw34 right? I Don't think turning on captions is any different than writing it down, and I'm the one who went down the alphabetical road. Gives that little tweak of cleverness
Just to say, the answer to Sonic's riddle is the letter M. There's one M in "a minute." There's two Ms in "a moment." There's never an M in "a hundred years."
2:10 Come to think of it, I'm surprised that there's been no official Spider-Man content where Spidey just gets hit by birds and he web-swings. Freaking hilarious!
@@GabePuratekuta I mean, "not allowed to be happy" sounds like it lines up perfectly with taking a bird to the face... unless you think he'd _enjoy_ it?
I think it does and that's why this never happens. I remember one story line where he lost his spider sense, he was doing his web swinging and one of the spots he shot his web broke off and he fell. He realized he never new it but his spider sense helped guide him where he could shoot his webs, same would apply with missing birds.
That'll never happen. "100% more realistic" just means twice as realistic. It can go on forever. What you're implying is like saying there's a maximum number.
1:50 if you think about it Arthur doing this would make the game so much easier XD, so that way they can runaway from him (The NES version is brutal as hell)
Love how in “Realistic Pac-Man”, when Pac-Man is basically contemplating his existence, he seems to remain calm until the near end just before he just goes “awakawakawakawaka”
I was in the Air Force for almost 10 years and they taught us about bird strikes wrecking intakes. I don't know how it never occurred to me that Spider-Man should be popping pigeons at least once every time he's swinging around 😂
This was hilarious! Pac Man seemed so lonely without the ghosts and then started freaking out until he found some cherries. Waka! Waka! Waka! Waka! Lol.
I wanna do more modern games/cutscenes - Which ones would you like to see?
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@@dorkly sonic frontiers and dragon ball z kakarot
you have to do some mortal kombat stuff
God of War
How about *Blazing Strike?*
Also, *Swat Kats* for the SNES for something new that hasn't been done yet.
Imagine being trapped in a blue, dark maze all by yourselves, with a bunch of pellets and some fruits occasionally spawning in, and if you collect all the pellets, it just takes you another maze that is an exact replica of the previous one with all the pellets back in it, for all eternity. That is really messed up. No wonder Pacman reacted the way he did.
Nah, only 255 times. Then it starts to get weird...
@@pkmntrainermark8881A little..Broken, we should say..
Good thing in the platformer Worlds he has a whole village and family now 😊
So, a trance club
Oh cherries
2:12 Wow can't believe you guys were able to animate over a non pixel game.
Dorkly's really stepping up.
I don't see why he can't do that when other channels have been doing it for *years* now. It's just the first time I've seen him try it though.
They did it b4 for Sonic For Hire episode with Mass Effect & Witcher 3
@@senorbusymanthey also did it for Smash Bros Brawl
look up "sonic for hire: mass effect"
Miles Morales getting hit in the face by birds while web swinging was hilarious!
Interesting to see more modern games in these
Superman would empathize
As a Black Man, let me get it out the way....
WHY DOES THE BLACK SPIDER-MAN HAVE TO GET PIGEONED WHEN PETER HAS BEEN SWINGING LONGER?!?
Because Miles IS the "Newest" SPIDER-MAN, so he isn't used to dodging pigeons.
I can actually see that in a movie
@@rodneycarson6964He's not black you goof ball, He's latino.
i love how pacman is having a midlife crisis and then out of nowhere "ooohh cherries waka waka waka waka"
Existential crisis
I can't believe people find it MORE horrifying to live and die than to float around aimlessly for all eternity.
@@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 It's because at least "floating around aimlessly" we have an "existence", meanwhile we can't comprehend what NOT existing is even like so it's terrifying to most people.
@@WhisperDeathray You know what's more terrifying than not existing? Existing forever.
I wouldn’t wish that upon ANYONE.
@@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 I don't know. If I'm not in pain, at least I can still see what happens next. Admittedly, not being able to eat would suck.
...as would not being able to interact with anything. You know what? I think I will take the cessation of existence over that.
But if I could come back as a ghost even just to talk to people? I'd be 100% down with that.
...until the Earth explodes and there are no more people. Uh, Grim Reaper? Can I order that final uber?
Oh wait, I can just talk to all my ghost buddies for eternity.
...but I'm socially awkward and get tired of social- you know what, I'm going to stop this here. Man, I did NOT intend for this post to end up where it did.
J. Jonah Jameson: "Spider-Man is killing pigeons! HE'S A MENACE!"
They're drones, though. Everyone knows birds aren't real.
@@GabePuratekutabut ghosts are.
It's funny, because JJJ had several sound bytes about Spider-Man eating pigeons in the first PS4 game.
Elsewhere
Spiderman : " Time to go for a swing - Aaaah eagle !!! "
Jonah : * gasp * " Stop the presses !!! New paper !!! Spiderman slays symbol of freedom, hates America !!! "
@@malcolmcopperfield2472 poor Pac-Man.
1:22 "...killing time until time kills me." ~ Life in a nutshell
That spiderman one is the best! He must be hitting so many pidgins
I was like, how are you hitting literally every single bird in new york?
I assumed it was normally dodged by passive spider sense type thing for not hitting them much like how he swings web through the city. i mean doing that has to be all kinds of dangerous.
The Spider-Man one is Gmod in a nutshell.
Not just birds but insects, he’d need to wash his suit after every patrol.
@@forastero54321 You mean you wouldn't do that anyway?
0:25 this joke is even funnier considering Kirby has an ability actually called Doctor. And even better there’s a breaking bad reference.
*Whelp! Never thought I'd see the day when Arthur from 'Super Ghouls N' Ghosts' would be twerking in his boxers, but....here we are!*
Not to mention he almost got......you know
i laughed for like 5 minutes nonstop because of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IDK, he's a bit of a freak. He was making out with zombies in _Sonic for Hire._
And the Reaper getting in there w his scythe at the very end...😂😂😂😂
subbed for 10 years, still love it
I will stay subscribed to Dorkly forever.
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Same here.
Thank you for answering the riddle, stupid Sonic thought he was smart 🤣
@@megamanx2293 I don't see how that correlates with this thread.
I was not ready for Arthur throwing it back like that LMAO
I'm wondering if the sprites already existed or did they have to custom make them.
I was fully expecting Pacman to off himself, followed by the ghosts being like "Hey, we're back from doing our ghost stuff!"
That would have been a good post outro logo ending. Maybe they'll follow it up?
I expected the same thing except the ghosts would pop back into existence going see I told you that would work. *other ghost* That's so much easier!
Sir Author finally found the perfect strategy to beat demons.
He really didn't. Only one left. The others did exactly what demons would do.
Most Channels for Halloween: "Let's add a spoooooky ghost! ooooooooh!!!! :D "
Dorkly: "What if we removed the ghosts. What if we got terrifyingly existential? >:D "
But what if there are cherries?
2:22 You spend so much tim catching pigeons. Now the pigeons want to catch you
The Knight part is just straight up wild...
_and I'm not complaining._
The reaper at the end
And the bee too...
I'm scarred
@@ButchorDillionneGames don't be. The statue and reaper are so freaky as hell dude
GYAT
@@UNO279 I'ma report you
That was very philosophical PAC-Man
Also truth, hence why nobody ever sees dinosaur ghosts....
@tyvulpintaur2732 except it's not the truth, you're projecting your own beliefs onto others.
@@tyvulpintaur2732 why would dino ghosts stay on earth when they have an entire universe and beyond to explore? Same could be said for any ghost.
2:02 hnnnngh... I'm trying to sneak through the graveyard, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the zombies.
Almost choked to death on my rice during the Spiderman segment.
Once in a minute twice in a moment .. never in years = the character M
Yeah, I thought I heard that before.
It's the same as the riddle. "I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?"
@@bryankutchens7495 what’s the answer?
@myronmcclain6977 the letter E. I heard the riddle on a cartoon called jackie chan Adventures years ago.
Oh yeah, that is where I heard it
That pacman one got dark
And this is right when I'm having fears that there is no afterlife.
Your algorithm strikes again @@BokanProductions
@@toosmug5955 What do you mean?
Nobody:
1:32 Pac-man: O H H. C H E R R I E S.
Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka
The answer to Sonic’s riddle during the roast:
The letter ‘m’
2:02 that knight's cake is out of control 😩😩😩😩😩
His name is Arthur.
His stage name is Sir Twerks-Alot
I wonder if the ghosts are there but can’t interact with the physical plan of existence
Ooo a cherry waka waka waka waka waka waka.
True that has to be the best destruction to a life changing thought ever
I wonder if they moved on, and Pac-Man is freaking out because he didn't know that ghosts could do that here.
@@BanTskTvaoan maybe
@@davidquintana2918 Why are you exited about six cars?
Pac-Man rlly went into a full-out existential crisis huh
Technically aren’t the “Ghosts” Monsters in original Pac-Man?
@Kakaragi they're ghosts of deceased Pac People
I did as soon as he mentioned it
@@malcolmcopperfield2472 Ever seen the intermissions?
@@Kakaragi yeah. Why do you ask?
The Arthur clip was so brilliant, not even El Bananero from Argentina dared to do such thing, this was insanely funny, i just couldn't stop laughing and the tears i got from this lol lol lol lol lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:44 he got ghosted 😂
Nice 😂😂😂
- wipes coffee off laptop after giant coffee spit-take -
Geez, thanks for that.
The Pac-Man part is really deep, knowing that you only exist to die in the end and you simply don't know the meaning of existing and why you stay in an endless maze picking up balls and more balls and more balls and more balls, always in this confusing and endless cycle, alone, with the eternal and uncomfortable silence until death takes you in the end... at least there are cherries :)
Except there are clearly ghosts in Pac-Man and a world outside the maze.
3:04 Pretty sure the answer is "M"
Yeah, thar was my inclination, I will say I turned on caption when I guessed it was alphabetical. But got it without checking comments
@@clowTMsame. Was actually pretty fun getting it without looking it up
@kaelibw34 right? I Don't think turning on captions is any different than writing it down, and I'm the one who went down the alphabetical road. Gives that little tweak of cleverness
Heard this one a while ago. Surprised so few people mentioned it in the comments
@@xenotothefaceI don't get what it means by we don't see it in a century
Just to say, the answer to Sonic's riddle is the letter M.
There's one M in "a minute."
There's two Ms in "a moment."
There's never an M in "a hundred years."
That's why "No Harm to Pigeons" was in the original Spider-man Cartoon!
0:33 Pac-Man has an existential crisis
Ok, I was absolutely not expecting Spider-Man there! Nice change of pace there! 😂
Omg that ghouls 'n ghosts one was so wrong! 😂
Miles getting wacked in the face by birds!
LOL
2:10 Come to think of it, I'm surprised that there's been no official Spider-Man content where Spidey just gets hit by birds and he web-swings. Freaking hilarious!
Probably still living that 1997 censorship where it was requested that Spidey can't hit or land on any birds.
I was born in 2005, so I didn’t know about that, lol. XD
He's not allowed to get married or be happy. Why would they allow the occasional bird-to-the-face?
@@GabePuratekuta I mean, "not allowed to be happy" sounds like it lines up perfectly with taking a bird to the face... unless you think he'd _enjoy_ it?
His spider sense probably helps him avoid birds
The Spiderman bird bit had me rolling, so many tears. Was not expecting that.
Thanks I needed a good, deep belly laugh.
You'd think his Spidey Sense would have helped with the birds.
I think it does and that's why this never happens. I remember one story line where he lost his spider sense, he was doing his web swinging and one of the spots he shot his web broke off and he fell. He realized he never new it but his spider sense helped guide him where he could shoot his webs, same would apply with missing birds.
Canonically Kirby's stomach is a literal pocket-universe, so essentially he has infinite storage.
Pretty soon we are going to get 100 percent realistic
That'll never happen. "100% more realistic" just means twice as realistic. It can go on forever. What you're implying is like saying there's a maximum number.
And it will be the Dorkly cast dressed up as videogame characters trying to live normal boring uneventful lives with 9-5 job and social connections.
...I kind of want to see that though. @@ryanbauer3680
What even is real? Lol
Well stop rubbing that chin, we are already on 200 percent
1:50 if you think about it
Arthur doing this would make the game so much easier XD, so that way they can runaway from him (The NES version is brutal as hell)
Pacman had an crisis for a moment there
Obviously the fault lies with the cherries taking way too long to appear.
1:03 Since when is Pac-man so philosophical?
Since now
0:36 Oh, I bet they’re invisible
Pac-Man proceeds to have an existential crisis
Spider man getting hit with pigeons has got to be the more realistically accurate depiction I've ever seen lmao
The spiderman segment cuaght me off guard, even after all these years you never cease to amaze
Dang that Pac-Man part got me scared! Dying alone sure is a sad way to go out
It's OK pal. It's just a work of fiction
@@malcolmcopperfield2472 works of fiction can still make you think about stuff at a deeper level
@@dakotacornish6616 And this is right where I'm afraid that there might not be an afterlife.
Subbed for 11 years and this channel never gets old.
Love how in “Realistic Pac-Man”, when Pac-Man is basically contemplating his existence, he seems to remain calm until the near end just before he just goes “awakawakawakawaka”
LOVE ALL DORKLY VIDEOS!❤❤❤❤❤
2:02 oh heck naw the dang knight got cake 😭
2:02 he throwing that thang😮💨🤣🤣give the person who animated that a raise!
Spiderman and the pigeons is genuine comedy
Turns out the ghosts were just at reds apartment watching the wire and forgot to tell Pac-Man about it cause he made fun of them last time
These are always great, but this was the best one in a while!
King Arthur got da twerking hard!!!😅😂😂😂
I don’t wanna live in a universe without Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde.
Kirby inhaling the doctor and then talking to himself was HILARIOUS!😂
I died laughing at spiderman ramming into a bunch of seagulls because he got too fast for his own good. 😂
Pac-Man being ghosted.
I was not expecting Miles to be on here. It's usually 2D. Great job.👏👏👏
The twerking Arthur...
😂
2:00 wtf😂
Spidey-sense really doesn't care about killing birds
I imagine spidey sense helps avoid the pigeons, but there’s only so much you can do once you start swinging.
I've been a massive Comic Pop fan for a long time and hearing Sal's voice in this context through me for a loop
"Killing time until time kills me"
I liked that
Yo Arthur, don't you have another hottie waiting at the castle.
The Pac-Man one was amazing, especially because we can all relate from being distracted by The Cherry 😂
I thought that the ghosts were gonna be invisible. I was not ready for an existential crisis.
This is where I'm afraid that there might not be an afterlife.
I dying from laughing at the last one😂😂😂😂😂
2:09
2:00 "Wait is that not what we're here to do?" 😂😂😂😂
Pac Man almost went insane until the cherry appeared
Okay, Spider-Man getting hit by birds while swinging is hilarious!! 🤣 🕊️
Pac Man becoming self-aware was the best thing i've seen so far from this series
The last clip made me laugh a little more than usual. Felt good. Thank you.
Whoever came up with the last part of the clip deserves a raise 😂
Once in a minute twice in a moment and never in one hundred years. The letter M, thanks for playing
Pacman was terrifying but the knight even worse
Kirby is a menace
I dont think a lack of ghosts means a lack of an afterlife
Imagine getting ghosted harder than even "employers" do.
He should be thankful that he's not only more durable than a normal human, but has that mask on.
Pac-Man TLDR:
Pac-Man eats, has an existential crisis, then does a Fozzie Bear impression while eating some more.
Okay, Pacman having a severe existential crisis was not what I expected in this video. Well played Dorkly
My word, Jameson was right, Spider-Man is eating the pigeons!
"Killing time until time kill me"
poetic
I was halfway expecting pacman to lose in the usual fashion because he just couldn't see them.
I’m surprised they didn’t go for the more obvious solution with PacMan and just make the ghosts invisible, but still there.
That was dark for Pac-man, He had a Panic attack until Suddenly Cherries!
The one with the pig with the fork was so horrifying😂😭
I was in the Air Force for almost 10 years and they taught us about bird strikes wrecking intakes. I don't know how it never occurred to me that Spider-Man should be popping pigeons at least once every time he's swinging around 😂
That last one was a little odd, I had to switch my video down to 144p to fully understand it.
Lol
the Knight part made me die laughing, and then rewatch it in pure awe of how ridiculous it is... then die laughing again lol
Killing time until time kills me is deep as hell
Kirby finally returns to dorkly after all these years!!
This was hilarious! Pac Man seemed so lonely without the ghosts and then started freaking out until he found some cherries. Waka! Waka! Waka! Waka! Lol.
2:01 That jiggle physics tho hahahaha
My inner Kirby fanboy is screaming right now saying that Kirby doesn’t talk, all he says is “poyo”