The zoo in our town has giraffes, zebras, ostrich and gazelles roaming together on a 35 acre enclosure. The zebras dominate the space and are definitely boss.
In my junior year of high school, a girl in my class, _entirely unprompted_ wrote a whole essay on the fact that dolphins are rapists and shared it with the class. Wasn't even for a grade, she just felt that strongly about it. Edit: all the "but humans are worse" replies are missing the point by a lot.
I take it there was a talk with the teacher after class. EDIT: Over 100 likes already. Not bad. EDIT2: now over 300!? sweet EDIT3: 500 likes! EDIT4: 600!!
But Sushi is a very sweet and also intelligent boy. He is actually maybe sometimes a bit too friendly. He takes too much bullshit and is very forgiving.
I remember being out dolphin watching on a boat in Portugal and I turned to the guide to tell him how friendly they are: "No. They are dangerous wild animals" was his reply. He went on to say he would rather be down there with sharks than dolphins - and he was a marine biologist, so he knew what he was talking about.
Know a Korean girl who went for swimming with the dolphins program got lhe stick from the back, four Dolphins separated her from the group and went ham on her, everyone around thought how playful the dolphins were until she started calling for help, the trainers were really clueless and the lifeguards jumped in to pull her out, she had scratches and bruises on her arms and privates as she described the dolphins hitting her down there with their nose and one dolphin pushed her down from the back and tore the swimsuit to literally R*** her, she's traumatized of getting into water now let alone swim with dolphins again and going through therapy, Dolphins are truly the demons of the seas and this incident is definitely not an isolated one, i'm glad people are waking up to this fact now. Edit: She's is alright now but deeply traumatized to get into water again, the more you research about Dolphins you will realize consent in not in their nature, they decapitate other fish to use it as a fleshlight, play with pufferfish as a ball and gang up and very often R*** other dolphins. Truly horrific!
@@VivieBB-od2zz Ikr as a kid I always wanted to swim with dolphins so i did more research and oh my gosh i was traumatised i never want to go to a beach cuz of paranoia
Some species of teenage dolphins hang around in fairly large groups. Quite often, they're looking for a certain type of blowfish. When they find one, they purposely bite it, in order for the fish to blow up, not to harm it. They do this because when the blowfish inflates itself, a toxin is also released by the fish. This toxin gets the dolphins stoned. The footage I saw showed them literally passing a blowfish around to each other so they could all get a hit of blowfish. That has to be the best wildlife footage I've ever seen.
@@saorihirai4492 Sorry, no link that I know of. I watched it on TV, on the BBC. Perhaps the BBC site has it available. The doc was specifically about dolphins.
I went swimming with dolphins in Curaco, and one little young dolphin just started biting my forearm over and over. It didn't bite me hard enough to injure me but hard enough to cause pain. And it knew it. I wanted to swat the hell out of it but realized I was around 10 other dolphins that could rip me to shreads, and I felt completely helpless. I remember thinking that I thought they were supposed to be friendly. I learned that day that they can be very mischievous.
Sounds like you encountered the dolphin equivalent of a bunch of Karens. "My child can do whatever he wants and if you dare try and tell him no I will raise absolute he11."
@@raidendwayne21 No.. It happened exactly the way I said. It sought me out very specifically. I was minding my business. It just wanted to fuck with me
So wise that you paid attention to your surroundings and thought about what could have led to a potentially worse outcome! Also spot on for listening to your instincts!
Orcas, close relatives of dolphins, often play "volleyball" with corpses of small animals, oft alive, but after a single "spike" with their powerful tails they aren't alive for much longer.
@@catenjoyer76 yeah. Dolphins will attack other dolphins because of spot pattern differences. Dolphins are extremely violent towards porpoises as well. They commit actual gang violence on one another.
The moment he said zebras are black with white stripes it actually hit me that its true- not just because of what he explained but looking at the spotted baby zebra, it is fully black with white spots so hey it makes sense!
It’s fascinating how the media always showed gorillas and sharks as monsters when they’re just chill whilst showing chimps and dolphins as wholesome and not the spawns of Satan
Another is them vilifying wolves as monsters despite them having the most wholesome relationships in nature compared to fuzzy little teddy bears who fucking eat you alive
@@jamesgreen1166, Chimps are more like Hominids in the time of now. They’re wild humans, who had to get around by being aggressive to survive, and because of that, mixed with their intelligence, they know how to cause pain and can have sadistic tendencies, yet, they act more like hunters acting out on a hobby. They don’t know what “Being evil” means. Bears aren’t even malicious themselves, they’re just either hungry or threatened. Dolphins are uh, well, they’re an interesting bunch to say the least, but their aggression mostly probably stems from their testosterone and need to mate, they ain’t evil. Not to mention they have saved fishermen from sharks back in the old times. (Again, no propaganda against sharks, I love them more than dolphins, but dolphins aren’t evil either), And hell, there have been friendly chimps and bears too, but you’re absolutely right about about media’s ways of portraying sharks, gorillas and wolves.
@@Whiterunguard455, Why are you comparing human morals to the way that animals live? Animals don’t live by the same rules as humans, they play their cards differently, hell, Casual Geographic himself has even said this before. Sexual harassment is common in species, yet, what separates them from humans is that they don’t live by our rules, because when you’re a different species, your main goal is to pass down your genes. “Killing for fun” is something humans do all the time with how hunters exist and kill for sport, and it’s all of a sudden bad when animals do it? Yes, it’s hard to watch, but when you live in the animal kingdom and are a hunter, you’d can develop interest and hunting and killing, pretty much why animals will kill for fun because it’s something they take interest in. Please stop comparing human morals to a species that doesn’t live by our laws, because they can’t consent. 🙂
Maturing is actually going into the ocean and interacting with wild dolphins and discovering they like to play games ‘of chase’ with you when you’re on a surf ski.
Maturing is when you realise all nature with some kind of beauty is scary and the “gross” is beautiful. Butterflies are creepy as longer you look into them they don’t care about you. They wanna taste you Moths are docile and cute fluffy creatures without mouths (most of them) and can’t eat clothes (I know a species that eats flowers. It’s the elephant hawkmoth for example and looks like a hummingbird, but I’m not gonna make a list right now) Dolphins are creepy, they only don’t hurt us because they are capable of knowing how intelligent we are, they know they’re not getting out of the trouble they put themselves into Orcas don’t respect us. They’re also dolphins Sharks hunt for food. Docile creatures are rare. Respect moths, capybaras, whales etc all the time.
@@EvaUnit01Enjoyer Yeah. I hate when it happens because I get hate for these animals because I feel bad for the dark coloured animals such as moths and “bad predators” such as sharks. When you look at it, moths are beautiful creatures for example, Luna moth, rosy maple moth, poodle moth, sunset moth, elephant hawk moth, comet moth etc. and sharks, I don’t know much about them but they’re beautiful and aren’t bad.
When you hate on dolphins I think you're failing to make a distinction. Female dolphins are generally pretty chill. Male dolphins on the other hand are every guy you've ever met named Chad at a Frat party.
@@tonkababic9826 Wow, you have taken toxic feminism to an entirety different level. 🤯🤯🤯 Women are great. Female hyenas are the epitome of toxic feminism. (Conversely lions are the epítome of lazy sexist) but you just brought the toxic vibes of sexism ino the plant kingdom. Just wow. I know there are bad men in the mammalian animals kingdom that run harems. Or bad mother in reptilian group who have hundreds of eggs to fend for themselves. But you just gonna demean an entire sex of trees like that. That's just cold.
@@ericolens3 actually it's not toxic feminism if it's absolutely true..I'm not a marine biologist but I am aware of the same type of traits in whales as generally male whales can be extremely territorial, aggressive and unpredictable as in retrospect most times you can literally approach female whales with little to no issues (bar a male in the area)the trait can easily be seen in humans and in general in most mammals..males are naturally more aggressive as w/ the case with most mammals, males are usually larger and as a result are assigned the protection/gaurd role. I'm a guy and can easily see this in other animals and generally avoid males of any said species..it's nothing to do with humans disposition to categorize something as sexist as animals don't give a damn..nature is nature just as it runs true in humans as regardless of anyone's opinion..certain sexes are better @ certain things that in general benefit are existence and help survival...
Dolphins : Do all kind of horrible stuffs to anything ->Gets calls cute, smart Sharks: Rarely attack , kill any humans -> Gets calls a man killing monster, devil
To be fair, Dolphins are very smart, but that just makes it worse, as they are actively making these decisions to r%pe other species/members of their kind, and killing them for fun. So sharks all the way!
provoke a shark and your entire torso will say otherwise, especially if it is a mama (female sharks are far more aggressive and larger than male sharks and are responsible for unprovoked attacks)
@@KingRa153 Any animal (including humans) will turn vicious once provoked. It takes a special breed to attack others and 'play' with them just for the heck of it.
Keep in mind that shark attacks on humans are MUCH more common than dolphins and orcas. Shark attacks are really rare and so are dolphin attacks. There isn’t really any need to fear either animal, just to have a respect and certainly don’t provoke. However, sharks are more dangerous. They have poor eyesight and may confuse you for prey like seals/sea lions
Don't forget about hippos if a child slips through the cracks of being educated about this stuff they are gonna get their wig split and it's gonna be TV's fault
@@damiredI think it would be like the whole Tigerstar and Scourge thing. Sharks fear dolphins and people usually portrait sharks as the bad guys, and in Warriors, well.... Tigerstar got his guts torn open.....
Years ago, I did one of those swim with dolphins tourist traps. First, there’s the long legal form you must sign. Translation, if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. Then, there’s the briefing before you get in the water. Again, you’ve been briefed, so if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. You get in the water, and you get verbal instructions from guides on land about what you can’t do while a 10 foot long dolphin of solid muscle and dead emotionless eyes swims around you. Again, if you don’t follow instructions and Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. There’s nothing fun about swimming with dolphins. About 7 minutes in, I was out of the water. Terrifying.
Yes, but the humans who are trapping and subjugating these dolphins are far worse. I can never contribute to places that exploit dolphins and imprison them.
Watching these videos has taught me that being a zookeeper would not be nearly as fun as I thought it would be when I was a kid. Almost everything at the zoo could delete you if it wanted to.
Wasn’t it more that they were fearing another Jaws situation? You can’t make the sharks harmless because they are not, but if you make them defensive, people will see killing them as a challenge. It’s a catch 22.
@@Gentifgn, the opposite. Umm no. Just because dolphins are dicks doesn't make sharks good, that is just stupidity. Go pet a shark then, see how that ends for you. (Probably ends in a stump after you try)
That's because there are infinitely more shark related deaths per year than Dolphin related deaths at all. While sharks are generally peaceful creatures (AND DOWNRIGHT ADORABLE AT TIMES!), human's have this really bad habit of aggravating them for no reason. Dolphin's while they're bloody psychopaths rarely attack human's because we rarely provoke them. Largely due to how both have been portrayed in Media with things like Flipper, A Dolphin's Tail, (Free Willy) and of course Jaws. It's pretty sad :< I would absolutely love sharks in Minecraft, and I feel like an accurate AI for them wouldn't even be super difficult. Passive unless attacked, then extremely aggressive. xD But yeah, it's really stupid. This only happened because Sharks "Look" menacing. And dolphin's "Look" friendly. really judging a book by it's cover smh. Meanwhile you find out sharks are basically puppies of the sea. Yeah they're carnivores, but some imprint on people the same as dogs and happily come over for pets and bellyrubs.
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This dude must've been a teacher's favorite and most intimidating child. He obviously loves knowledge but says horrible things in completely child safe and pc ways that a teacher really wouldn't be able to get mad at... 'the dolphin didn't apply, but got the job'...
Also White moose aren’t white privileged because that’s just there fur coat color that’s white not there skin there color is the skin of a deer is ah different Color white moose are protected by law because white moose are sacred to the native Americans and believe that there relatives soul got lost and is in the moose moose came crying home and saw his mama in human form same like the White Buffalo Bison ancestors give me strength ✊🏾🖐🏾⚡️Like Brother Bear 🐻
I did an internship at the zoo and we were not allowed to go in with the anteaters at all. Even the most experienced keepers had to have some sort of door between them and the anteater. I had no idea that they were even dangerous until I learned that.
Yeah I was once one of those people who loved dolphins. And ducks. Now I think I'll just stick to snakes, at least they only kill to eat. None of that sex offender BS lol
@@jbktpl1245 mainly because they can be used in shows to entertain people. The people don't know that dolphins are bad. All they see is dolphins jumping loops and playing with ball. So people generally assume that dolphins are nice and cute
@@dakotacook6534 What the heck is wrong with you?! Even for stating the obvious, nobody should get that harsh of a backlash. Addendum: The comment has been deleted for a around a week now. I don't know what he said anymore and I don't care to force myself to remember. All I know is that he was a complete asshat.
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I've said it for years, dolphins and Orcas are the bullies of the sea. I use to work at one of the "that big sea life attraction company every knows about" locations (not naming which one) (and I'm pretty sure you all know whom I am talking about) and one of the dolphins loved biting anything that got into his mouth. A leaf, a toy, a finger..yes one of the dolphins handlers had to get the webbing between his fingers stitched up cuz this dolphin was an asshole. you name it. Now, I worked with the Beluga whales specifically. I wanted nothing to do with Dolphins and Orcas. Either way, sometimes we would help out a fellow coworker who needed to leave early. My buddy had to go and I had to wait until the section was closed and then we could go put the required toy or rope they liked to play with in the water. But it has to be clipped from one side of the wall to the other so they don't hurt themselves or the others. This fucker would not cooperate and go into the other enclosure so I could get in and place the rope cuz I'd have to physically get in the water to do so. Called supervisor, they said don't worry it's fine. Just go in when he's at the other end and there you. They wouldn't even send out someone to assist in case of emergency..anyways, I get on a wetsuit. I hop in with the rope, clamp one side and start swimming to the other side to hook it and here comes bully dolphin. He thinks I'm taking his rope so right as I finish clamping the rope. He fucking barrel heads me right in the thigh of my left leg and only my thigh because I used the rope to move myself. Otherwise he was going for my chest..crack my sternum, compress my lungs all the good stuff. My fucking leg was swollen and biggest bruise I'd ever had ever. Fucking asshole. Told management. They just shrug their shoulders. I give them the 🖕 BELUGA WHALES ARE AWESOME, Manta Rays are awesome, Sharks are awesome, Dolphins and Orcas though, they can fight each other and stay the fuck away from us.
@@komrade223 Tiger and Lemon sharks(not sure if any others) will remember and form bonds with human divers they've met. And yes they are friendly sea doggos
Maybe if they weren’t literally kept in prisons aka sea life attractions they wouldn’t be rageful towards humans. I can’t blame them for trying to murk anyone who gets into their prison cell with them, can you?
I went to a zoo one time and I asked why were the zebras secluded. The other animals can roam freely and the zebras were the ones secluded. One of the animal caretakers said that they bully other animals like kick them purposely 🤣
Made friends with a wild dolphin for about two years, we’d hang out in the lake pretty much everyday (I worked on a barge) Swim together and throw floats back and forth. Best memories I’ve had
@@mylightobscures Considering there noises, teeth, and eyes, they give me a very unsettling feeling. One time my sister knew i had a phobia of them, and she asked me questions on why and giving situations, just the thought of it made me burst into tears. Im genuinely afraid of dolphins. just everything about them
Zebra's being black with white stripes actually makes a lot of sense, since animals with white fur are actually extremely rare, and are normally a case of lacking pigmentation, which causes a rare mutation in the animal.
@@MrSchmerzPille yeah. I remember it is because the dark skin is better to keep warm but i dont know if its true. I checked on google images, white horse, white donkey and zebra. White horse & donkey has white hair above the hoof. Zebras have black hair and then it tones into the white stripes. It really seems like they are black with white stripes :D
@@KingRa153 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣
@@KingRa153 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣
sharks: big chompy feesh just minding their business, statistically less dangerous to humans than the average new yorker dolphins: nightmare r*pe whales
“Plus some things in Australia just don’t need an explanation, because being in Australia is the explanation” Australia zoology and biology in a nutshell.
Urban southern Australia is not dangerous. We only have to worry about funnel webs and redbacks, or the occasional shark for swimmers. Northern and inland Australia are where most of the scary animals live.
This dude can explain adult themed topics in a room with adults and kids... and only the adults will understand what he means... while the kids will only think they understand.
When I was a kid, I had big fear of sharks, and because of that, I was scared that a random shark would just come through the pipes when I took a bath, turns out I should’ve been more worried about an octopus coming through the pipes sense they’re capable of fitting in the smallest things you ever imagine…
Nah, I always love seeing dolphins in the line up. I've even shared a few waves them. They have no respect for rules though. They drop in on you even if it's clearly your wave. A shark missed taking my hand once by a few inches, or a split second depending on how you prefer to measure. A jerking, stunned fish appeared next to my hand while I was waiting for a set. As I was thinking "Not good" and started to move the shark hit it hard and disappeared whacking the board with it's tail and a splash. 6-8' Bull shark there and gone in a second.
@@slartybarfastb3648 yeah a big ass bull rolled on me when I was 11, leash snapped,, swimming in. It was bigger than me. It saved my life because I was almost drowning, stuck in a rip current, it was a big day for me at the time as well. The shark gave me enough adrenaline to swim out and find my Dad on the line up... But as far as the Dolphins, they freaked me out because I could see them coming as they rolled on the surface, until they got close to me, then they disappeared under me..And no waves were coming, the sun was setting, it was just creepy.
That’s kinda really dark but at the same time it’s beautiful. I really gotta pick up this book and read it one day and not be so ignorant to these amazing quotes.
The fact that almost all the worst things about dolphins all fall into the “sexual deviance” category is truly disturbing. Makes me think about the time I was like 12 and was swimming in the ocean and heard my mom screaming at me from the shore telling me to turn around, at which point I noticed like 5 dolphins all swimming around myself and my older sister, so we just spent the next few minutes just floating and enjoying the experience of being so close to real dolphins oblivious to the fact that they were probably planning a snatch and grab 😂
Everyone here exaggerates that rape thing. Human males rape too, doesn't mean every man is a menace. They are also very curious, so if they come to you its likely just to see what weird fish you are.
First and foremost I’m subscribed to this channel because I really do love animal facts but brother, I’m going through a lot right now in my life and this Channel really does make me feel a lot better when I’m down. I hope God sends you peace family, thank you 🙏🏾
I normally find it so heartwarming to find that animals can bond with people. But finding it can be the root cause of dolphin murder and suicide? That's scary and sad.
Purposeful evil seems to be a trait associated with intelligence when in a state of degeneracy and depravity. On that note, I wonder if there are also dolphin pods that engage with a system of moral conduct they teach to its members. It would be a fascinating study.
I read that crows have trials, for bad behaviour like stealing food and apparently some rape as well (ducks do that also). They gather around the offender and pull out all his feathers and let him die after. Crow court.
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I went swimming with dolphins in the Dominican Republic and was so excited to do so. Second I get in to the tank with my life vest on all workers start freaking out and telling me not to make any sudden movements or reach for the side of the tank to hold myself because the dolphins could grab me and take me down to the bottom of the tank. I’ve never been more terrified in my life.
Why did they let you in if they knew the dolphins were going to drag you under? Or, to phrase it inversely, why did they warn you that the dolphins would drag you under when they went through all the trouble to get you in there with them in the first place?
I'm from south Africa, and sad to tell y'all, I heard about the last white giraffe and its white kalfs where poached recently. They were poached in my local reserve. I always wanted to go see them but never had time now its too late.
"Zebras are black with white stripes and NOBODY ever believes me when I say it." Gotta be honest, I would believe literally anything you said about animals strictly because it's coming from you.
I truly respect the fact that so many times people have sent you something and you just said “I soups probably explain what that is” just to protect our mental health while also equally making us question it. You’re a real one.
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I live right next to the Gulf of Mexico, in Brownsville Tx. The amount of time I have found something terrifying in there because of you is insane, you made me afraid of the gulf now.
My old science teach use to say that the only reason that dolphins haven’t surpassed us is their lack of thumbs. Heaven help the human race if these things manage to develops opposable thumbs.
Unfun fact on the monkey biting thing. I once watched something on NatGeo/Discovery channel about terrifying animal encounters. There was a story of a baboon who got into a village and stole someone's baby and say in the middle of town with it. As people looked on, the baboon bit into the baby's skull and left it for dead. Didn't eat it, just bit it and left it.
When we were young (60s) the dolfin was still considered something to stay away from, and then came "Flipper", now everyone wants to swim with the large carnivorous toothed animals .
Shark: Swim swim eat fish and seals maybe experimentally bite a surfboard with complimentary surfer occasionally Dolphins: the animal equivalent of a demon that pretends to be a dead loved one so it can get close to you, possess you, and eventually kill you
Heavy enough to get a show on TLC. Not my 600LB life😩😆😂🤣👏🏽😝I caught tons of jokes on this video that a lot of ppl didn’t. But I think this one was my favorite even tho I’m only up to this part I’ve mentioned.
The thing is, yes dolphins do terrible, unspeakable things, but not every dolphin does. Dolphins are one of the few animals in the world that have been recorded helping humans in danger, completely unprompted. They have deep familial connection and actually speak different languages! These are all things that humans do. Not all people do terrible things, but some do. IMO, dolphins are the people of the ocean.
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The zoo in our town has giraffes, zebras, ostrich and gazelles roaming together on a 35 acre enclosure. The zebras dominate the space and are definitely boss.
Zebras are straight rude 😂😂
They are straight evil. So pissy, they’ll flip on you because they feel like it.
Australia
That's because Giraffes dont think it's worth their time. A zebra would be done in 2 or 3 giraffe hits.
@@TallicaMan1986 just one😂😂
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Every writer ever.
Can confirm.
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Same
In my junior year of high school, a girl in my class, _entirely unprompted_ wrote a whole essay on the fact that dolphins are rapists and shared it with the class. Wasn't even for a grade, she just felt that strongly about it.
Edit: all the "but humans are worse" replies are missing the point by a lot.
She wanted to make sure more people knew the truth
All i can say is someone wronged her and she was taking her anger on your class by traumatizing you all
I take it there was a talk with the teacher after class.
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Well she is correct however I'm not sure I want to know why she decided to write a paper on it
Get that girl an award, she deserves it
People seem to forget intelligence in animals is probably the most dangerous trait considering it's not accompanied by a moral compass.
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Like humans
Well they're just animals, so...
they need allah
But Sushi is a very sweet and also intelligent boy. He is actually maybe sometimes a bit too friendly. He takes too much bullshit and is very forgiving.
Imagine going to the zoo & hearing this guy educating people while roasting animals
Yes
I'd pay real money for that. He'd be an amazing tour guide.
I'll bring all of my homies to that zoo
That's why we're here gurl.
IT WOULD BE GREAT AAAAA
I remember being out dolphin watching on a boat in Portugal and I turned to the guide to tell him how friendly they are: "No. They are dangerous wild animals" was his reply. He went on to say he would rather be down there with sharks than dolphins - and he was a marine biologist, so he knew what he was talking about.
Eu vivo em Portugal
did he by any chance have a hat that melded into his hair
@@ultimatelydragonic3757 I think, he was talking japanese and yelling "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"
Maybe because most shark people may see in real, aren't the horror movie type, but small ones that wouldn't harm humans most of the time.
@@oqlapsldim They have been known to 'play' with humans and accidently drown them so I wouldn't say do not harm at all.
"He didn't apply, but he got a job"
"Consent sold separately"
bro I'm stealing some of these euphemisms
lmao
so u just gonn steal the man's lines
@@nicklespale22 Exactly what they said yeah
I don't even get it lol
@@privatezeron handjob. that dolphin got a handjob.
Know a Korean girl who went for swimming with the dolphins program got lhe stick from the back, four Dolphins separated her from the group and went ham on her, everyone around thought how playful the dolphins were until she started calling for help, the trainers were really clueless and the lifeguards jumped in to pull her out, she had scratches and bruises on her arms and privates as she described the dolphins hitting her down there with their nose and one dolphin pushed her down from the back and tore the swimsuit to literally R*** her, she's traumatized of getting into water now let alone swim with dolphins again and going through therapy, Dolphins are truly the demons of the seas and this incident is definitely not an isolated one, i'm glad people are waking up to this fact now.
Edit: She's is alright now but deeply traumatized to get into water again, the more you research about Dolphins you will realize consent in not in their nature, they decapitate other fish to use it as a fleshlight, play with pufferfish as a ball and gang up and very often R*** other dolphins. Truly horrific!
Dolphins i think are not only evil, but are truly terrifying. Just take a moment to think about there noises, there eyes, there teeth.
I feel truly bad for this woman, i would be traumatised for life if that happened to me. I dont think i would be able to recover.
@@VivieBB-od2zz Ikr as a kid I always wanted to swim with dolphins so i did more research and oh my gosh i was traumatised i never want to go to a beach cuz of paranoia
I really hope she’s alright now, I feel so bad for her that’s genuinely terrifying
Griffith!
"Why did you kill me?"
Shark: Bro.. I'm hungry.
Dolphin: You don't deserve her.
Dolphin to fish: “I need a favor”
That’s rlly cute except that confusion attack
It's hunger or scientific test bite
Underrated
*Shark: i'm sorry, i mistook you for a seal
I've heard dolphins being described as having the intellect of a human, but none of the morality.
So Dolphins are the Twitter Users of the sea.
@@memeaids445 based
@@memeaids445 funniest shit I've heard all day
@@memeaids445 implies Twitter users have either intellect or morality, I've yet to see either.
I mean have you met some humans?
Some species of teenage dolphins hang around in fairly large groups. Quite often, they're looking for a certain type of blowfish. When they find one, they purposely bite it, in order for the fish to blow up, not to harm it. They do this because when the blowfish inflates itself, a toxin is also released by the fish. This toxin gets the dolphins stoned. The footage I saw showed them literally passing a blowfish around to each other so they could all get a hit of blowfish.
That has to be the best wildlife footage I've ever seen.
So dolphins are the stoners of the sea
Link plz
@@saorihirai4492 Sorry, no link that I know of. I watched it on TV, on the BBC. Perhaps the BBC site has it available. The doc was specifically about dolphins.
@@bullzdawguk aw man :(
@@saorihirai4492 ALWAYS Google first. Chances are you'll find your answer far quicker. =)
I went swimming with dolphins in Curaco, and one little young dolphin just started biting my forearm over and over. It didn't bite me hard enough to injure me but hard enough to cause pain. And it knew it. I wanted to swat the hell out of it but realized I was around 10 other dolphins that could rip me to shreads, and I felt completely helpless. I remember thinking that I thought they were supposed to be friendly. I learned that day that they can be very mischievous.
Sounds like you encountered the dolphin equivalent of a bunch of Karens. "My child can do whatever he wants and if you dare try and tell him no I will raise absolute he11."
Damn sounds like you got bullied by a dolphin.
In curacao nah i doubt that because i work there ,unless you didnt listen to the trainers how to pet a dolphin
@@raidendwayne21 No..
It happened exactly the way I said. It sought me out very specifically. I was minding my business. It just wanted to fuck with me
So wise that you paid attention to your surroundings and thought about what could have led to a potentially worse outcome! Also spot on for listening to your instincts!
Dolphins are the animal equivalent of "don't meet your heroes"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭🤣🤣🤣
Any species of dolphin, at that...
@@asherikamichaela8425 heheh killer whales go SMACK
@@thalassaer4137 Yeah, orcas are surprisingly sadistic. I had no idea before I started watching this dude.
Orcas, close relatives of dolphins, often play "volleyball" with corpses of small animals, oft alive, but after a single "spike" with their powerful tails they aren't alive for much longer.
Yea but Orca eat Dolphin xD
@@mongeau98 well yeah. Dolphins are actually racist-
@@Sassaparilla Lmao what
@@catenjoyer76 yeah. Dolphins will attack other dolphins because of spot pattern differences. Dolphins are extremely violent towards porpoises as well. They commit actual gang violence on one another.
@Cosmo Genesis you mean biden...
The moment he said zebras are black with white stripes it actually hit me that its true- not just because of what he explained but looking at the spotted baby zebra, it is fully black with white spots so hey it makes sense!
Alex the Lion was right!
That just makes that one line from the cop on the horse in "Madagascar" more questionable.
@@Ben_Kimber probs a dark humpur joke lmao
@@thalassaer4137 Maybe
Yep
It’s fascinating how the media always showed gorillas and sharks as monsters when they’re just chill whilst showing chimps and dolphins as wholesome and not the spawns of Satan
THAT PART
Another is them vilifying wolves as monsters despite them having the most wholesome relationships in nature compared to fuzzy little teddy bears who fucking eat you alive
@@jamesgreen1166, Chimps are more like Hominids in the time of now. They’re wild humans, who had to get around by being aggressive to survive, and because of that, mixed with their intelligence, they know how to cause pain and can have sadistic tendencies, yet, they act more like hunters acting out on a hobby. They don’t know what “Being evil” means.
Bears aren’t even malicious themselves, they’re just either hungry or threatened.
Dolphins are uh, well, they’re an interesting bunch to say the least, but their aggression mostly probably stems from their testosterone and need to mate, they ain’t evil. Not to mention they have saved fishermen from sharks back in the old times. (Again, no propaganda against sharks, I love them more than dolphins, but dolphins aren’t evil either), And hell, there have been friendly chimps and bears too, but you’re absolutely right about about media’s ways of portraying sharks, gorillas and wolves.
@@andrew2084not evil?
I guess rape and killing for fun doesn't count
@@Whiterunguard455, Why are you comparing human morals to the way that animals live? Animals don’t live by the same rules as humans, they play their cards differently, hell, Casual Geographic himself has even said this before. Sexual harassment is common in species, yet, what separates them from humans is that they don’t live by our rules, because when you’re a different species, your main goal is to pass down your genes.
“Killing for fun” is something humans do all the time with how hunters exist and kill for sport, and it’s all of a sudden bad when animals do it? Yes, it’s hard to watch, but when you live in the animal kingdom and are a hunter, you’d can develop interest and hunting and killing, pretty much why animals will kill for fun because it’s something they take interest in.
Please stop comparing human morals to a species that doesn’t live by our laws, because they can’t consent. 🙂
Maturing is when you realize that dolphins are not as innocent as you once thought they were
Maturing is actually going into the ocean and interacting with wild dolphins and discovering they like to play games ‘of chase’ with you when you’re on a surf ski.
Maturing is when you realise all nature with some kind of beauty is scary and the “gross” is beautiful.
Butterflies are creepy as longer you look into them they don’t care about you. They wanna taste you
Moths are docile and cute fluffy creatures without mouths (most of them) and can’t eat clothes (I know a species that eats flowers. It’s the elephant hawkmoth for example and looks like a hummingbird, but I’m not gonna make a list right now)
Dolphins are creepy, they only don’t hurt us because they are capable of knowing how intelligent we are, they know they’re not getting out of the trouble they put themselves into
Orcas don’t respect us. They’re also dolphins
Sharks hunt for food.
Docile creatures are rare. Respect moths, capybaras, whales etc all the time.
@Idk this! People always see dolphins and butterflies as beautiful but don't actually know about what they do
@@EvaUnit01Enjoyer Yeah. I hate when it happens because I get hate for these animals because I feel bad for the dark coloured animals such as moths and “bad predators” such as sharks. When you look at it, moths are beautiful creatures for example, Luna moth, rosy maple moth, poodle moth, sunset moth, elephant hawk moth, comet moth etc. and sharks, I don’t know much about them but they’re beautiful and aren’t bad.
@@iateyourfather92 it's basically the whole "black cat = bad luck" thing all over again
When you hate on dolphins I think you're failing to make a distinction. Female dolphins are generally pretty chill. Male dolphins on the other hand are every guy you've ever met named Chad at a Frat party.
Ironicly dolphins are like trees, female one are fine and male one are bad for your health (physical and mental health)
@@tonkababic9826
Wow, you have taken toxic feminism to an entirety different level. 🤯🤯🤯
Women are great. Female hyenas are the epitome of toxic feminism. (Conversely lions are the epítome of lazy sexist) but you just brought the toxic vibes of sexism ino the plant kingdom.
Just wow. I know there are bad men in the mammalian animals kingdom that run harems. Or bad mother in reptilian group who have hundreds of eggs to fend for themselves. But you just gonna demean an entire sex of trees like that.
That's just cold.
Lmao
@El Tercero "IRONICLY", chill dude. hes getting mad cuz joke of men grrrrrrrrrrrr me so angy
@@ericolens3 actually it's not toxic feminism if it's absolutely true..I'm not a marine biologist but I am aware of the same type of traits in whales as generally male whales can be extremely territorial, aggressive and unpredictable as in retrospect most times you can literally approach female whales with little to no issues (bar a male in the area)the trait can easily be seen in humans and in general in most mammals..males are naturally more aggressive as w/ the case with most mammals, males are usually larger and as a result are assigned the protection/gaurd role. I'm a guy and can easily see this in other animals and generally avoid males of any said species..it's nothing to do with humans disposition to categorize something as sexist as animals don't give a damn..nature is nature just as it runs true in humans as regardless of anyone's opinion..certain sexes are better @ certain things that in general benefit are existence and help survival...
Dolphins : Do all kind of horrible stuffs to anything ->Gets calls cute, smart
Sharks: Rarely attack , kill any humans -> Gets calls a man killing monster, devil
To be fair, Dolphins are very smart, but that just makes it worse, as they are actively making these decisions to r%pe other species/members of their kind, and killing them for fun. So sharks all the way!
kinda like humans do all kinds of horrible stuff and destroy the planet and still call themselves the superior species
@@vgnscvm If we can destroy the planet, wouldn't that mean that we're technically superior? Im not talking about morality either.
@@vgnscvm We are the superior species but we are not the nicest
@@vgnscvm well we never said the nicer species on the planet now have we? 😅
Sharks in movies: I’m scary
Dolphins and orcas in real life:hold my beer
provoke a shark and your entire torso will say otherwise, especially if it is a mama (female sharks are far more aggressive and larger than male sharks and are responsible for unprovoked attacks)
@@KingRa153 Any animal (including humans) will turn vicious once provoked. It takes a special breed to attack others and 'play' with them just for the heck of it.
Keep in mind that shark attacks on humans are MUCH more common than dolphins and orcas. Shark attacks are really rare and so are dolphin attacks. There isn’t really any need to fear either animal, just to have a respect and certainly don’t provoke. However, sharks are more dangerous. They have poor eyesight and may confuse you for prey like seals/sea lions
We need Jaws like movie, but instead of sharks, it's psychopathic dolphin/orca.
The dolphins on the reefhood I lived were so mean to me >~
This is why I laugh when people talk about how messed up humans are.
Our entire planet is a nightmare factory.
That's actual facts!
That's why I'm so afraid of going outside, tbh. Humans are scary, nature is scary. One big real life nightmare.
That's why the aliens don't wanna talk. They don't wanna be anywhere near earth when the dolphins start building rockets.
@@sayvionwashington1939 well if aliens exiets, they would be fucked up too.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker remember that most of them are scared of you more than you're scared of them
It's literally mammal bias that dolphins and orcas have movies portraying them as friendly, nice animals and sharks get slandered the way they do.
More like Hollywood making Free Willy and Jaws.
@Something came down ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html
Mammal supremacists?
It's because sharks are white and dolpins and orca's are black
Don't forget about hippos if a child slips through the cracks of being educated about this stuff they are gonna get their wig split and it's gonna be TV's fault
"Dolphins use eels as fleshlights."
Strangely, not even the weirdest thing I've heard this year.
What was the weirdest thing you heard ?
@@thechild6071 I learnt that a cat was once elected as mayor in some Alaskan town, and that's just off the top of my head.
@@ezrapierce1233 I'm pretty sure there's been a couple dogs elected aswell in some places
@@ezrapierce1233 I'm pretty sure that using eels as fleshlights is weirder than electing the most competent living thing in the town
@@apollyon2018 competent you say ruclips.net/video/zn-3pYn6u4Y/видео.html
The moment you realize sharks were never the bad guys, it was dolphins.
Sharks are just chill sea puppies. Dolphins are a menance.
*Both* sharks and dolphins are absolute villains
@@damiredI think it would be like the whole Tigerstar and Scourge thing. Sharks fear dolphins and people usually portrait sharks as the bad guys, and in Warriors, well.... Tigerstar got his guts torn open.....
@@damired I'm sure you meant dolphins and orcas.
@@KamikazeChinaman dolphins, sharks *and* orcas
It’s stuff like this that makes me scared of what intelligence can do without morals.
If an animal is intelligent, it’s probably a sadistic a-hole.
@@SlothOfTheSea yup. only a few minor exceptions
Yeah, I still don't think humam-like intelligence is a gift exactly.
The last year of petty tyranny hasn't convinced you? Well I guess we all have our being breaking point
You mean like being human?
Finally someone is saying it about dolphins. Not like my mother would listen though.
this is definitely a bad idea, but you could show her one of those videos of dolphins committing violence.
I don’t know what you’re smoking but dolphins are great creatures
Edit: Welp I’m getting crap on for doing a joke
@@CGrey_6048 oh someone pretending to be an anime character , great...
@@CGrey_6048 Oh no..... Not another CRINGE JJBA FAN. (Dont wanna argue)
I mean, just because they're devilish sociopaths doesn't mean they aren't awesome……
Years ago, I did one of those swim with dolphins tourist traps. First, there’s the long legal form you must sign. Translation, if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. Then, there’s the briefing before you get in the water. Again, you’ve been briefed, so if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. You get in the water, and you get verbal instructions from guides on land about what you can’t do while a 10 foot long dolphin of solid muscle and dead emotionless eyes swims around you. Again, if you don’t follow instructions and Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. There’s nothing fun about swimming with dolphins. About 7 minutes in, I was out of the water. Terrifying.
awww i used to think they were pretty cute :')
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 no not my *holes*
if Flipper kills you it aint my fault lol
Yes, but the humans who are trapping and subjugating these dolphins are far worse. I can never contribute to places that exploit dolphins and imprison them.
@@bonchidude Pretty sure that's a little off topic from the original comment
Watching these videos has taught me that being a zookeeper would not be nearly as fun as I thought it would be when I was a kid. Almost everything at the zoo could delete you if it wanted to.
This is why human ambivalence to what they find 'cute' is truly worrying
No animal in the zoo can do whatever they want though.
And to think Mojang decided to add dolphins and said sharks were "too unfriendly".
fr it shouldve been the opposite
Wasn’t it more that they were fearing another Jaws situation? You can’t make the sharks harmless because they are not, but if you make them defensive, people will see killing them as a challenge. It’s a catch 22.
@@Gentifgn, the opposite. Umm no. Just because dolphins are dicks doesn't make sharks good, that is just stupidity. Go pet a shark then, see how that ends for you. (Probably ends in a stump after you try)
That's because there are infinitely more shark related deaths per year than Dolphin related deaths at all.
While sharks are generally peaceful creatures (AND DOWNRIGHT ADORABLE AT TIMES!), human's have this really bad habit of aggravating them for no reason.
Dolphin's while they're bloody psychopaths rarely attack human's because we rarely provoke them.
Largely due to how both have been portrayed in Media with things like Flipper, A Dolphin's Tail, (Free Willy) and of course Jaws.
It's pretty sad :< I would absolutely love sharks in Minecraft, and I feel like an accurate AI for them wouldn't even be super difficult. Passive unless attacked, then extremely aggressive. xD
But yeah, it's really stupid. This only happened because Sharks "Look" menacing. And dolphin's "Look" friendly. really judging a book by it's cover smh.
Meanwhile you find out sharks are basically puppies of the sea. Yeah they're carnivores, but some imprint on people the same as dogs and happily come over for pets and bellyrubs.
Dolphins usually *are* friendly to people... sometimes way *too* friendly.
This man has got to be on a watchlist by now just based on his search history.
One of us.
Lol
"gay dolphin blowhole sex"
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This dude must've been a teacher's favorite and most intimidating child. He obviously loves knowledge but says horrible things in completely child safe and pc ways that a teacher really wouldn't be able to get mad at... 'the dolphin didn't apply, but got the job'...
Depends on the teacher. I've had plenty that were very upset when students knew things they didn't
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most of this stuff is completely wrong though. xD
@@Okowa407 it was a joke bro
@@lilricebowl9731 This person spammed this under almost every comment lol.
I did an internship at the zoo and we were not allowed to go in with the anteaters at all. Even the most experienced keepers had to have some sort of door between them and the anteater. I had no idea that they were even dangerous until I learned that.
Have you seen those claws? They are for self defence from leopards and jaguars, and all sorts of predators.
I'm so glad you are spreading awareness. Dolphins are not cute. People always act like I ruined their life when I tell them what they're really like.
Yeah I was once one of those people who loved dolphins. And ducks. Now I think I'll just stick to snakes, at least they only kill to eat. None of that sex offender BS lol
It's time to stop with spreading the "Cute Dolphins" BS and start spreading the "Sharks are safe and jaws lied to you" truth.
@@thunderrain789 ngl ducks are sick fucks. And that is coming from a guy who likes ducks
I honestly wonder why dolphins get all the love?
@@jbktpl1245 mainly because they can be used in shows to entertain people. The people don't know that dolphins are bad. All they see is dolphins jumping loops and playing with ball. So people generally assume that dolphins are nice and cute
fun fact: the creator of Spong Bob is a marine biologist!
@@dakotacook6534 What the heck is wrong with you?!
Even for stating the obvious, nobody should get that harsh of a backlash.
Addendum: The comment has been deleted for a around a week now. I don't know what he said anymore and I don't care to force myself to remember. All I know is that he was a complete asshat.
@@dakotacook6534 hope you get arrested
@@dakotacook6534 bro chill
@@dakotacook6534 what the hell
i chose to believe that's the reason why sharks are never portrayed as villain's in the show and dolphins are dicks
So basically dolphins are the horniest beings on the planet
dude watched < 2 minutes of the video and already has a meta comment
There's probably worse. Hopefully not but y'know.
Edit: There IS worse.
you CANNOT just write off humans like that
14 year old boys have joined the chat
Right after humans ofc
"Sometimes being IN Australia IS the explanation."
So true.
"Dolphin can't be that bad"
"SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DOLPHIN"
Nonononono don't remind me of that fucking animated uncensored national geographic shit
CBT : COCK AND BALL TORTURE
PRESENTED BY WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA
SECTION 1: BALL-STRECHING
THE MALE-TESTICLES ARE HERE PINNED, ATTACHED OR BOUND TO AN HEAVY OBJECT, WHICH IS THEN DUE TO GRAVITY MOST LIKELY TO STRECH THE MALES-TESTICLES.....
Why...
No! None of that! Shame on you!
@@adrianbonne7719 as a guy myself, I feel empathetic immense pain over this fr that I’m actually crying 😭😰💀💀💀
Finally a place where people are shaming dolphins and giving sharks the love they deserve
XD watch dolphin shaming become the new big PC thing
@@toibocks3201 as it should. We stan our comrade sharks here.
@@shahsadsaadu5817 facts.
Sharks deserve to be loved. ;w;
Sharks are basically the puppers of the sea
I've said it for years, dolphins and Orcas are the bullies of the sea. I use to work at one of the "that big sea life attraction company every knows about" locations (not naming which one) (and I'm pretty sure you all know whom I am talking about) and one of the dolphins loved biting anything that got into his mouth. A leaf, a toy, a finger..yes one of the dolphins handlers had to get the webbing between his fingers stitched up cuz this dolphin was an asshole. you name it. Now, I worked with the Beluga whales specifically. I wanted nothing to do with Dolphins and Orcas. Either way, sometimes we would help out a fellow coworker who needed to leave early. My buddy had to go and I had to wait until the section was closed and then we could go put the required toy or rope they liked to play with in the water. But it has to be clipped from one side of the wall to the other so they don't hurt themselves or the others. This fucker would not cooperate and go into the other enclosure so I could get in and place the rope cuz I'd have to physically get in the water to do so. Called supervisor, they said don't worry it's fine. Just go in when he's at the other end and there you. They wouldn't even send out someone to assist in case of emergency..anyways, I get on a wetsuit. I hop in with the rope, clamp one side and start swimming to the other side to hook it and here comes bully dolphin. He thinks I'm taking his rope so right as I finish clamping the rope. He fucking barrel heads me right in the thigh of my left leg and only my thigh because I used the rope to move myself. Otherwise he was going for my chest..crack my sternum, compress my lungs all the good stuff. My fucking leg was swollen and biggest bruise I'd ever had ever. Fucking asshole. Told management. They just shrug their shoulders. I give them the 🖕 BELUGA WHALES ARE AWESOME, Manta Rays are awesome, Sharks are awesome, Dolphins and Orcas though, they can fight each other and stay the fuck away from us.
I got to ask, do you have any good stories about sharks just acting like puppies? I've heard they get affectionate with divers.
@@komrade223 Tiger and Lemon sharks(not sure if any others) will remember and form bonds with human divers they've met. And yes they are friendly sea doggos
Well orca hunt dolphin
Maybe if they weren’t literally kept in prisons aka sea life attractions they wouldn’t be rageful towards humans. I can’t blame them for trying to murk anyone who gets into their prison cell with them, can you?
@@amytrumbull156 dolphins also do this in the wild
Thank you for giving me more reasons to fear the ocean more than I already do
The octopus is a living definition of "If there's a hole, there's a way."
Dolphins too, apparently.. 🤣
@@orbic521
Different definition of hole.
@@orbic521 Dolphins are like:
"A pulse is perfectly optional. And so is consent."
@@overfailed3639 wish i could react lol to a comment
no other animals on the planet share similar dna of an octopus.. makes you wonder. considering humans are only a few genes away from being a banana.
The biggest reason that people should fear dolphins: The Simpsons predicted them taking over the world
🤣🤣🤣, thanks I needed that
Lit! 2nd lol
@@thekidsinmybasementwontshu506 they mean it will happen eventually
@@thekidsinmybasementwontshu506 the whole point of a prediction is that it hasnt happened
same with hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
I went to a zoo one time and I asked why were the zebras secluded. The other animals can roam freely and the zebras were the ones secluded. One of the animal caretakers said that they bully other animals like kick them purposely 🤣
Yeah I've actually heard that the most injuries in Zoos are caused by Zebras.
A zebra bit a man arm off here
Dolphins: Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom.
Edit:They're the Ted Bundies of the sea.
Imo I'd say hippos are
Yep
@@Red-zt2tl agreed
@@Red-zt2tl Hippos are more of the Hillside Strangler type
Orcas have Jack the Ripper vibes
My dad has had dolphins bite him twice, once was his fault, and the other dolphin was un-provoked. He hates dolphins now.
Can’t blame him
How bad were the bites?
@@TheCgOrion Nothing bad, but it pissed him off and made him not like dolphins.
@@lucasbarndt3589 that’s just animal instinct, they’re being territorial.
@@noahgaming8833 I know, a detail I left out was the first time he got bit he pet the dolphins forehead. This pissed the dolphin off and it bit him.
After watching this, I think Flipper could be a whole different kind of movie.
I would imagine is just become a horror genre
Flipper, free willy, racing stripes were all horror movies that someone went back and made kid friendly.
Change my mind.
Flipper also offed himself js
The new Sequel: Flipper v Jaws
Blumhouse presents Flipper
Made friends with a wild dolphin for about two years, we’d hang out in the lake pretty much everyday (I worked on a barge)
Swim together and throw floats back and forth.
Best memories I’ve had
how would you swim with such a terrifiying thing?
@@VivieBB-od2zz What's terrifying about it? Just curious on what you think of dolphins
@@mylightobscures Considering there noises, teeth, and eyes, they give me a very unsettling feeling. One time my sister knew i had a phobia of them, and she asked me questions on why and giving situations, just the thought of it made me burst into tears. Im genuinely afraid of dolphins. just everything about them
@@VivieBB-od2zz ohh
Sorry for asking then, didn't realize u had a phobia of them
patpat
Yeah he was awesome and became a well known local. I should probably put some of the vids on RUclips lol
Zebra's being black with white stripes actually makes a lot of sense, since animals with white fur are actually extremely rare, and are normally a case of lacking pigmentation, which causes a rare mutation in the animal.
yeah white animals tend to live in arctic climates aswell :D
@@Zelanias Polar bears (as far as I know) also have black skin though...
@@MrSchmerzPille yeah. I remember it is because the dark skin is better to keep warm but i dont know if its true. I checked on google images, white horse, white donkey and zebra. White horse & donkey has white hair above the hoof. Zebras have black hair and then it tones into the white stripes. It really seems like they are black with white stripes :D
@@Zelanias fascinating
yeah being colored white in nature normally means having a very short lifespan if you don’t blend into your surroundings
"The dolphin didn't apply but he got a job"
Fan-freaking-tastic. Deserves a round of applause.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
She definitely applied though, probably both hands no less.
The fact that he suicided afterwards shows just how good of a job it was
A "F" for that dolphin
@@SophiaAstatine what did she do?
Can someone explain? Whats the joke here?
"Say what you will about sharks, but Jaws would never."
True words of wisdom!
I was an adult when I found out that Dolphins were not the hyper intelligent sea puppies with the personality of a friendly five year old
to assume every five year old is friendly was your first mistake
@@KingRa153 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣
@@KingRa153 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣
sharks: big chompy feesh just minding their business, statistically less dangerous to humans than the average new yorker
dolphins: nightmare r*pe whales
Lol rape whale
@@gennericrapperalt2120 That's what they are.
XD
Dogs: I actually kill the most humans each year from all animals but I’m still y’alls most loyal friend so phahahaha losers
Dolphins rape is a myth. Well dolphins raping humans that is.
“Plus some things in Australia just don’t need an explanation, because being in Australia is the explanation”
Australia zoology and biology in a nutshell.
It is like individuals forget people am still from animal weather they accept science or not; history and body count might dictate otherwise
I brought the like counter to 666! Now the number fits the country being talked about, because, as we all know, Australia is Lucifer's Sandbox
Urban southern Australia is not dangerous. We only have to worry about funnel webs and redbacks, or the occasional shark for swimmers. Northern and inland Australia are where most of the scary animals live.
Oh yeah, pretty much everything here in Oz will kill you !!
This dude can explain adult themed topics in a room with adults and kids... and only the adults will understand what he means... while the kids will only think they understand.
wym by that
@@orphankicker4384 we know what he means
@@shagi2446 i really dont
@@orphankicker4384 How can you not understand the comment?
@@m7th1c i dont get it
When I was a kid, I had big fear of sharks, and because of that, I was scared that a random shark would just come through the pipes when I took a bath, turns out I should’ve been more worried about an octopus coming through the pipes sense they’re capable of fitting in the smallest things you ever imagine…
Never trusted them. I've been surrounded by hundreds before while surfing. Wayyy scarier than the time a shark rolled on me.
Nah, I always love seeing dolphins in the line up. I've even shared a few waves them. They have no respect for rules though. They drop in on you even if it's clearly your wave.
A shark missed taking my hand once by a few inches, or a split second depending on how you prefer to measure. A jerking, stunned fish appeared next to my hand while I was waiting for a set. As I was thinking "Not good" and started to move the shark hit it hard and disappeared whacking the board with it's tail and a splash. 6-8' Bull shark there and gone in a second.
@@slartybarfastb3648 yeah a big ass bull rolled on me when I was 11, leash snapped,, swimming in. It was bigger than me. It saved my life because I was almost drowning, stuck in a rip current, it was a big day for me at the time as well. The shark gave me enough adrenaline to swim out and find my Dad on the line up... But as far as the Dolphins, they freaked me out because I could see them coming as they rolled on the surface, until they got close to me, then they disappeared under me..And no waves were coming, the sun was setting, it was just creepy.
Glad you're ok
@@mysticalmisfit33 You can never get a break 😭
@@puppydogface2333 you're tellin me lol
_"And this people is why we don't want all animals to be smart, they may be intelligently similar to us, but morality is gone."_
-Sun Tzu, Art Of War
Dumb, not like humans are amazing at morality either.
That’s kinda really dark but at the same time it’s beautiful.
I really gotta pick up this book and read it one day and not be so ignorant to these amazing quotes.
@@theisgood0 if you're sarcastic, ha, if your genuine, this comment is a running meme.
@@reverse-psychology1999 Genuine my friend :)
@@theisgood0 r/wooosh that's not an actual quote from Sun Tzu, it's very obvious don't you see?
"Say what you will about sharks, but... Jaws would NEVER" needs to be on a shirt.
If you need something to be put on a shirt try asking a hippo
We actually should have merch! I would buy so many things!
Discovered this channel by accident last night and now it’s one of my top favorites! Subscribed 😎
Never ask a woman her age
Never ask a man his salary
Never ask about Casual Geographic's search history
I like ur profile picture
..... ask evil to do good
The fact that almost all the worst things about dolphins all fall into the “sexual deviance” category is truly disturbing. Makes me think about the time I was like 12 and was swimming in the ocean and heard my mom screaming at me from the shore telling me to turn around, at which point I noticed like 5 dolphins all swimming around myself and my older sister, so we just spent the next few minutes just floating and enjoying the experience of being so close to real dolphins oblivious to the fact that they were probably planning a snatch and grab 😂
Either they were females or else they were not in the mood I guess😶
Everyone here exaggerates that rape thing. Human males rape too, doesn't mean every man is a menace. They are also very curious, so if they come to you its likely just to see what weird fish you are.
@@JH-zs3bs Or, they want a piece of that pie.
@@JH-zs3bs Saying that like a woman's never raped anyone lol
@@avaluggglazer445 the percentage of males who committed sexual crimes is a lot higher than that of females
"Don't ever hurt dolphins if you don't want to die."
- *A buff Marine Biologist with an evil spirit probably....*
The fuck did star platinum do to get called evil yo 🥲🥲🥲
@@amaljayakumar0168 it’s what Jotaro had first called Star platinum at the start of part 3.
@@amaljayakumar0168 Jotaro didn’t know about Stands so he assumed Star Platinum was some kind of demon/evil spirit which total makes sense.
when jotaro calls star platinum evil: Sad ora noises
@pablo you have same name as my fish-
First and foremost I’m subscribed to this channel because I really do love animal facts but brother, I’m going through a lot right now in my life and this Channel really does make me feel a lot better when I’m down. I hope God sends you peace family, thank you 🙏🏾
I normally find it so heartwarming to find that animals can bond with people. But finding it can be the root cause of dolphin murder and suicide? That's scary and sad.
Don't forget bestality
Yes animals will bond with you , sadly it will get to be top and you get to choose bottom.
Yeah but that's a risk you take with humans as well.
That's why we love dogs so much, they're too loyal and stupid to get jealous
@@runtergerutscht4401 wth, dogs are especially known for being jealous. Just search YT for footage
@@sendmorerum8241 ok mb
I'm not a dog owner
“Consent was sold separately” I’m rollin
😂😂😂
rollin
I'm rollin
Purposeful evil seems to be a trait associated with intelligence when in a state of degeneracy and depravity. On that note, I wonder if there are also dolphin pods that engage with a system of moral conduct they teach to its members. It would be a fascinating study.
That would be fascinating, I heard dolphins give eachother distinct whistle signals to other dolphins, like names.
I read that crows have trials, for bad behaviour like stealing food and apparently some rape as well (ducks do that also).
They gather around the offender and pull out all his feathers and let him die after. Crow court.
@@nimaneh7170 holy shit
@@nimaneh7170 thats fucking cool
@@nimaneh7170 I cant tell wether this shits sarcasm......
Thank you so much for all your hard work and dedication 🙃
dolphins: *"If there's a hole, there's a goal!"*
👌👈
now wait a damn.....
Christ-
🤔🤣🤭
The same can be said for octopus, 2 very different situations though 😂😂
The blonde penguin just needs to learn to tap dance then she's gucci.
Mhmmmmm borgir.
Call me silly/random,
but i just want to do my fellow Science-Lovers a Favor,
so excuse the Randomness but here you go,
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Dude, I was having a horrible day and I swear I smiled the second I saw this notification.
Thank you good sir, just for being yourself.
I went swimming with dolphins in the Dominican Republic and was so excited to do so. Second I get in to the tank with my life vest on all workers start freaking out and telling me not to make any sudden movements or reach for the side of the tank to hold myself because the dolphins could grab me and take me down to the bottom of the tank. I’ve never been more terrified in my life.
So did anything happened? 💀
@@shahnazwm clearly not since he made comment
@@zhanucong4614 what if he made the comment before he got on the tank and died
@@gabbyespiritu7569 hahahahahahahahahahahahah crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did they let you in if they knew the dolphins were going to drag you under? Or, to phrase it inversely, why did they warn you that the dolphins would drag you under when they went through all the trouble to get you in there with them in the first place?
“The man broke his heart to the dolphin broke his ribs”
*perfectly balanced, as all thing should be”
So they're gay?
Oops
I misunderstand
Have fun!
Dolphins are the biggest simps in the ocean.
@@BVK. How could u misunderstand that tho!?🤣
"And punctured his lungs for good measure"
Yeah, seems fair
“It’s a small hill, but I’ll still die on it.”
I respect that.
Man I just really appreciate you. Thanks for these awesome videos.
The amount of entertainment this man's videos provide are indescribable! 👏🏿👏🏿💯💯💯💯💯💯
This dudes channel is awesome his scripts are well written and his editing is fun. More people should come here.
"There is no safe way to explain my search history."
That is comic gold.
Love your videos. You're onto something. Keep it up.
I'm from south Africa, and sad to tell y'all, I heard about the last white giraffe and its white kalfs where poached recently. They were poached in my local reserve. I always wanted to go see them but never had time now its too late.
Really? Man, that's messed up.
So sad
Well it’s not impossible for a new white one to be born but still poaching is a big problem
Moral of the story, we are the dolphins of the land.
Lol, I was thinking the same thing about your search history. Thank you for all of the hard work you do.
Forget "Jaws", Hollywood needs to make a new movie called "Dongs"
I laughed too hard at this
“I, King Snorky, banish all humans to the sea!”
Yet again, the Simpsons predicted it
Directed by Harvey Weinstein.
"Zebras are black with white stripes and NOBODY ever believes me when I say it."
Gotta be honest, I would believe literally anything you said about animals strictly because it's coming from you.
Zebras are black.
...but their hair is white with black stripes. Draw white stripes on a black sheet of paper and tell me it looks the same.
@@powerofanime1 would have the same effect if you drew white stripes on black paper
@@powerofanime1 I believe you but that ain't a good argument
@@silverreaps6803 That's fine
I figure it's the stripes that are black because the underbelly is white.
I truly respect the fact that so many times people have sent you something and you just said “I soups probably explain what that is” just to protect our mental health while also equally making us question it. You’re a real one.
You're the best thing to happen to my RUclips stream in years. Thanks bro
I'm sorry but that thumbnail was legitimately terrifying
Yea
🤣🤣🤣
Yes
Ikr, nightmare fuel 😭
I thought it was a penguin
"Say what you want about sharks but jaws would NEVER"
MY FUCKING SIDES!!!!
4:30 “It’s how Inky escaped and was never found”
“Another day another migraine”
-Inky moments before pulling off the single greatest escape in history
Lmao
@@vedaschaefer3918 Call me silly/random,
but i just want to do my fellow Science-Lovers a Favor,
so excuse the Randomness but here you go,
have some warm Recommendations, cause the Learning never Ends!
-Veritasium.
-Oversimplified!
-It’s ok to be smart.
-Professor Dave Explains.
-Krimson Rogue.
-Practical Engineering
-Michio Kaku.
-Kosmo.
-Legal Eagle.
-Cinema Therapy.
-And the arguably Best for Last: Hbomberguy! (The best at being Unbiased on all of YT.)
@@slevinchannel7589 nice
@@f1r3hunt3rz5 I like to spead Fun and/or Education,
but people find that often random, even after i kinda adapted a 'Whatever, i just wanna help; so the 'chance' it works is enough for me'-Mindset.
@@f1r3hunt3rz5 Here,
doesnt even have to do with Science,
but it's just Fun and Comedy-GOLD:
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I live right next to the Gulf of Mexico, in Brownsville Tx. The amount of time I have found something terrifying in there because of you is insane, you made me afraid of the gulf now.
"I was researching this because that's what my life has become."
We love you 🖤
who's we? you got a mouse in your back pocket?
My old science teach use to say that the only reason that dolphins haven’t surpassed us is their lack of thumbs. Heaven help the human race if these things manage to develops opposable thumbs.
They got pretty close tho.
If you don't know what I'm talking about then scroll down.
* male reproductive organs
Just let them discover capitalism, which one did at one point anyway, and let the octopi discover communism and let them fight each other.
Well, that and the lack of access to fire...
And people still think we train and keep dolphins in tanks just because they can make funny tricks. Nah.
*We do it for sea folk's sake.*
*dolphin prison*
Imagine releasing them back into the wild, and then one day their keeper(prison guard) decides to scuba dive alone on vacation.
@@iagreewithyou3478 that would scary as hell for the guy
i was sad i didn't go to beach this summer, thanks to you, i don't want to go there ever again
Unfun fact on the monkey biting thing. I once watched something on NatGeo/Discovery channel about terrifying animal encounters. There was a story of a baboon who got into a village and stole someone's baby and say in the middle of town with it.
As people looked on, the baboon bit into the baby's skull and left it for dead. Didn't eat it, just bit it and left it.
"Show less"
Wow that's fucked up. It didn't even eat it?
@@hinatashimeluv7464 apparently not
@@abarainosa why did it do it?
@@hinatashimeluv7464 Because it wanted to.?
When we were young (60s) the dolfin was still considered something to stay away from, and then came "Flipper", now everyone wants to swim with the large carnivorous toothed animals .
You talkin bout my boy Young Dolph
@@lbishop0811 ahhh huhhh
they don't eat people though unlike sharks. so still safer.
@@greatpower6063 although you would lose your dignity and get used as a warm dolphin toy 😂
The dolphin is DEAD. It died in a car accident
Shark: Swim swim eat fish and seals maybe experimentally bite a surfboard with complimentary surfer occasionally
Dolphins: the animal equivalent of a demon that pretends to be a dead loved one so it can get close to you, possess you, and eventually kill you
And ra## you
Bite weird ass looking seal but it's gross
Heavy enough to get a show on TLC. Not my 600LB life😩😆😂🤣👏🏽😝I caught tons of jokes on this video that a lot of ppl didn’t. But I think this one was my favorite even tho I’m only up to this part I’ve mentioned.
*The reason why animals that have odd colorations are often protected by law is due to hunters favoring them as prey .*
Other predators do that too, animals that stand out tend to attract that kind of attention. Why does it matter?
@@laurenkirby97
My comment did not exclude any group .
@@Wolfphototech dang thats an awesome comeback. Didn't even realize that til I read your comment again.
Hunters equaling any animal group
Wonder why humans have made nature’s unique as a prize to be acquired in such a way
The thing is, yes dolphins do terrible, unspeakable things, but not every dolphin does. Dolphins are one of the few animals in the world that have been recorded helping humans in danger, completely unprompted. They have deep familial connection and actually speak different languages! These are all things that humans do. Not all people do terrible things, but some do. IMO, dolphins are the people of the ocean.
Yep I think half the reason dolphins elicit such a visceral reaction and horror from us is because they are almost like a reflection of ourselves
@@SobrietyandSolace or their wild animals
Lol, you've literally just written a #NotAllDolphins
Okay stop right there, how can dolphins speak different languages? As in human or animal languages? I'm sorry if I'm being really stupid)
@@insecurebee as in different dolphin languages mate lol. Dolphins have the most developed language abilities of any wild animal
"They're not just horses from Africa there Oreo donkeys' that share a zip code with lions leopards and hyenas." yep I'm subscribed now
edit: spelling
Their*
@@gxthic._.gh0st we didn't ask
@@gxthic._.gh0st its they’re lmao
@@jebaite525 they’re
@@butwhy7718 read the comment I posted before this one dumbass
2:24 ''If it's only happened once it's already happened too often''. Exactly, thank you
They are literally the stereotypical highschool jock _dolphin-ified._
Highschool must have been rough for you huh?
@@thisaccountisntreal107 keyword "stereotypical..."
What kind of fucked up highschool did you attend in your youth
Dolphins: Do many horrible things. Mankind: "They are so like us, it's creepy."
Well they aren’t wrong
LMFAOOOOOOO PLEASE 💀💀 but it do be fax
Lol
I mean, it's TRUE...
You don’t want to know what Dolphins post about human sexual activity.