Hasan Minhaj Makes His Signature Sandwich: The Minhaj à Trois | GQ

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  • Опубликовано: 17 май 2017
  • Daily Show correspondent Hasan Minhaj prepares a turkey, pepperjack cheese, Chipotle melt. Also: the gross reason why he can never eat ketchup.
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  • @priyachand2697
    @priyachand2697 7 лет назад +10267

    why he didn't name it the Hasandwich, is beyond my understanding.

    • @trumpetfriday8971
      @trumpetfriday8971 7 лет назад +470

      Like you can name yours,Chandwich....

    • @priyachand2697
      @priyachand2697 7 лет назад +152

      Trumpet Friday Lmao 😂 Yaaaaass!

    • @kinglyyasin5985
      @kinglyyasin5985 7 лет назад +38

      Priya Chand genius

    • @partlycurrent
      @partlycurrent 7 лет назад +110

      Priya Chand I guess it was a difficult situation. it would have been a huge missed opportunity as well not to name the sandwich Minaj a trois

    • @awyawy3561
      @awyawy3561 6 лет назад +3

      Ok chandini

  • @seanl.9998
    @seanl.9998 7 лет назад +8848

    Hasan, your knife skills makes me fear for your safety.

    • @12345678977421
      @12345678977421 7 лет назад +76

      thatone kid they explode

    • @jauipop
      @jauipop 7 лет назад +10

      haha... i was thinking that too!!!

    • @NutMilkBag
      @NutMilkBag 7 лет назад +142

      He cut an avocado like he'd never seen one before.

    • @ElsOnMute80
      @ElsOnMute80 7 лет назад +105

      For a second, I thought he was trying to cut through the avocado seed. Like, WTF!

    • @nicholasgraveline7384
      @nicholasgraveline7384 7 лет назад

      *aghast*

  • @JessicaGarcia-mc5fe
    @JessicaGarcia-mc5fe 7 лет назад +5324

    hasan I love you, but you cannot cut an avocado to save your life

    • @TheSudo13
      @TheSudo13 7 лет назад +82

      That was not a ripe avocado. Needed another few days to a week.

    • @DZZCHANNEL
      @DZZCHANNEL 7 лет назад +27

      lmfao real talk. This avocado will taste like grass

    • @Bervick
      @Bervick 7 лет назад +159

      A ripe avocado is in a different tax bracket.

    • @brandorobot
      @brandorobot 7 лет назад +16

      Or a tomato.

    • @ayndeewhygee3656
      @ayndeewhygee3656 7 лет назад +31

      Well it doesn't matter if its rip or not, you don't cut through an avocado, you cut around and then take out the seed.

  • @zsharbat1
    @zsharbat1 5 лет назад +2543

    Can we just acknowledge how indian this sandwich is. Puts spicy mayo. Picks spiciest cheese. Puts onion on everything! Ma man!

    • @ayyoobkv8297
      @ayyoobkv8297 5 лет назад +62

      Not only indians... mostly Asians eat like this...

    • @slayer7472
      @slayer7472 4 года назад +36

      Ayyoob KV India is in asia dumbfuck

    • @donmarcorose
      @donmarcorose 4 года назад +17

      Not that Indian. But nice try

    • @drakashlanka1307
      @drakashlanka1307 4 года назад +6

      I'll need some red chilli sauce on that please.

    • @newkid9807
      @newkid9807 4 года назад +12

      Asians can’t handle the real spice, only Pakistanis can.

  • @jenniegoodnature6036
    @jenniegoodnature6036 7 лет назад +2121

    I love Hasan! Please get him some knife skill classes.

    • @unexplicablebliss
      @unexplicablebliss 7 лет назад +7

      And I wanna join that class, so that ask this hot stuff out!

    • @ayshakat9552
      @ayshakat9552 7 лет назад +15

      Inexplicablebliss he's married

    • @pilsung26
      @pilsung26 7 лет назад +1

      Doubt that would stop him/her

    • @Prizzlesticks
      @Prizzlesticks 6 лет назад +1

      Your icon flashed me back to my childhood days.... Wow....

    • @Nix-281
      @Nix-281 6 лет назад +1

      Jennie Evans kid you not I was fearing for his safety

  • @manjunathnavalgund7266
    @manjunathnavalgund7266 7 лет назад +1878

    avacado tax bracket....

    • @faisalsalam4161
      @faisalsalam4161 7 лет назад +28

      Hypno Hitler i don't know man, I normally see them being very expensive. I found that to be a really true statement.

    • @21rosexoxo
      @21rosexoxo 7 лет назад +10

      Faisal Salam i live in California and they're super cheap during the summer. I remember eating avocados my whole life, on everything

    • @faisalsalam4161
      @faisalsalam4161 7 лет назад +3

      Beatriz that is just another reason to go live in California lol

    • @CR-be3un
      @CR-be3un 5 лет назад +1

      @@21rosexoxo Yes! As a fellow Californian, I can say avocado is #life.

    • @nkl009
      @nkl009 5 лет назад

      Avac

  • @Marcy96m
    @Marcy96m 7 лет назад +718

    "I was not in an avocado position" haha I can happily go to sleep now

  • @adowa3k
    @adowa3k 4 года назад +509

    Back when he was still mispronouncing his name to make white people comfortable.

    • @nmoomoo
      @nmoomoo 3 года назад +9

      Truth not really bipoc folk in general have experience with names being mispronounced/misspelled by white folk

    • @sonianikose8959
      @sonianikose8959 3 года назад +8

      FIRST thing i noticed lmao

  • @kacierfa
    @kacierfa 7 лет назад +548

    he's too precious. i love this guy

  • @woogiemonster
    @woogiemonster 7 лет назад +1599

    Bruh, @1:24 Everyone I know who refuses to eat ketchup (myself included) is not because they hate the taste, it seems to *_always_* be because of something another ketchup-eating person did.

    • @Antifrost
      @Antifrost 7 лет назад +44

      Should I assume that means you have a horror story?

    • @Dmdm_dm
      @Dmdm_dm 7 лет назад +30

      Ojisan I hate the taste because it's too sweet

    • @awaloumohammad
      @awaloumohammad 7 лет назад +25

      Ojisan once saw a guy mix ketchup and mashed potatoes and ate it with fries since then I can't stand ketchup.

    • @frankepotts8038
      @frankepotts8038 7 лет назад +6

      Ojisan it was Jello for me. Someone blew their nose when.I was eating it and it was like trying to eat snot.

    • @_fr3663
      @_fr3663 7 лет назад +26

      1nce my brother pranked me with doughnuts, instead of putting jam in it, he added ketchup. can't stand ketchup or doughnuts since.

  • @seeeteee
    @seeeteee 7 лет назад +1234

    this man is so effing handsome.

    • @rajeshdas6539
      @rajeshdas6539 5 лет назад +131

      @@newaccount90356 *_-R A C I S T-_*

    • @AB-kp4qu
      @AB-kp4qu 5 лет назад +46

      h h wtf

    • @scienceaintfiction-thatswh7934
      @scienceaintfiction-thatswh7934 5 лет назад +132

      @@newaccount90356 but his skin ain't as cancerous as your heart and soul

    • @newaccount90356
      @newaccount90356 5 лет назад

      Science ain't fiction - that's what they say who cares? lol

    • @abhaysaurav7499
      @abhaysaurav7499 5 лет назад +5

      If ur a girl who's hot and kind, I'm wayyyyy better looking and if interested hit me up

  • @aneeqa4244
    @aneeqa4244 4 года назад +129

    i love how this has just shown up in my recommended two years later

  • @Sespar27
    @Sespar27 7 лет назад +269

    I couldn't focus on anything he was saying when he was very awkwardly cutting into the avocado.

  • @djragnar407
    @djragnar407 7 лет назад +373

    Why do I feel like this man has never prepped food in his life hahahah

  • @makoslawyer2342
    @makoslawyer2342 4 года назад +48

    Oh... I thought this was a new one, until he said "this is Hesaaan Minaaage"

  • @chondele
    @chondele 7 лет назад +156

    Wow. This makes me feel so much better about the way I cut things. Thanks, Hasan!

  • @MOOMOO2728
    @MOOMOO2728 4 года назад +470

    Why would he cut his tomato like that for a sandwich

  • @nitrand
    @nitrand 7 лет назад +800

    I think this is the first time in his life he cut an avacado. No wonder he thinks it's a luxury item.

    • @faizolmai5844
      @faizolmai5844 5 лет назад +2

      nitara I can’t cut avocados 😂😂

    • @yousefsharaka2944
      @yousefsharaka2944 5 лет назад +35

      I think he has someone else cook for him cause hes ballin while lame broke boys like us have to cut our own

  • @salma31000
    @salma31000 7 лет назад +1486

    funny i'm watching it during ramadan.. ahh

    • @mahekmomin3057
      @mahekmomin3057 7 лет назад +9

      Salma Speaks same

    • @ToinyBoyZz
      @ToinyBoyZz 7 лет назад +7

      Salma Speaks hilarious...good luck tho...

    • @laurenzama9332
      @laurenzama9332 7 лет назад +7

      its ok to cheat

    • @Mariam-wp8fk
      @Mariam-wp8fk 7 лет назад +57

      Lauren Zama no its not

    • @hassaantauseef5426
      @hassaantauseef5426 7 лет назад +40

      Im going to the grocery store store to get avocado this I can make this for Iftar. Looks delicious.

  • @josephmorales652
    @josephmorales652 7 лет назад +69

    Hasan's hair is always on point. I'm jealous

  • @channelforpositivitylunder9385
    @channelforpositivitylunder9385 7 лет назад +45

    That Avocado + Tax brackets joke..
    killed me xD

  • @Asteria786
    @Asteria786 7 лет назад +149

    This sandwich looks delicious..... Also people are very passionate about how to cut avocados, lmao, relax.

  • @Kingkumar1999
    @Kingkumar1999 7 лет назад +125

    Life goal: be(and stay) in an avocado position

  • @3brv
    @3brv 4 года назад +9

    I love how he kept the peel on the onion - adds great texture to the sandwich.

  • @cassidyvelasquez7991
    @cassidyvelasquez7991 6 лет назад +14

    "I've had a lot of these Minhaj à Trois... Literally zero of the other kind."

  • @JorgeDiaz-bo6qk
    @JorgeDiaz-bo6qk 7 лет назад +35

    my wife and I do these same sandwich, but we add Arugulla and pink Salt. On Point 👌👍

  • @Solsikkene
    @Solsikkene 5 лет назад +7

    Oh man, The way he handles that knife.....😂 priceless 👌🤣

  • @dahalofreeek
    @dahalofreeek 7 лет назад +19

    My mum gave me an avocado as a gift because I've been feeling sad recently. I think this sandwich may be a worthy destination.

  • @crystalclear155
    @crystalclear155 7 лет назад +220

    Did he really not peel that onion...?

    • @TheArshitauheed
      @TheArshitauheed 4 года назад +15

      You don't have to peel it first. I don't peel it. I cut the onion first in half and then peel it. it's easier that way.

  • @scientifico
    @scientifico 7 лет назад +114

    Watching him derp on that goddamned avocado.

  • @d.w.stratton4078
    @d.w.stratton4078 7 лет назад +49

    Life hack for removing the avocado pit: hold the half of the avocado with the pit in one hand with the pit facing up, take your straight-edge chef knife and carefully but firmly tap the pit with the blade. It will sink in several mm deep which is enough to then rotate the blade 90° to pop the pit loose and extract it without having to dig a fork or your fingers into the delicious, green meat of the avocado. If you get a ripe avocado (and you can discern the ripeness by removing the stem and looking for a dark green color underneath) this method will guarantee you a perfect, unmarred avocado 100% of the time.
    If you then get good with a spoon and loosen the meat around the edges of the skin, you can get two perfect avocado halves that you slice in to restaurant-quality avocado slices. Or you can leave them in the skin, dig out a little bit more of a depression around where the pit was, and crack an egg into them and bake them for a *delicious* avocado and egg bake. Melt cheese over top for added decadence.

    • @voxschultz3958
      @voxschultz3958 7 лет назад +5

      If the avocado is ripe enough, you might also be able to just peel back the outer skin and have a much easier time of things.
      Or, at least, this is something *I*'ve done whenever I've had ripe avocados on hand.

    • @SuperKako17
      @SuperKako17 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that's how I do it. No idea where I learnt that, but when I did it changed my life. That's after my first major change of course: being in an avocado financial position.

  • @gjVAallday
    @gjVAallday 7 лет назад +20

    The avocado cutting was painful, but I'm just relieved it wasn't a giant pickle. Hasan and I can still be friends.

  • @HasanVlogsTech
    @HasanVlogsTech 7 лет назад +118

    Watching this during Ramadan fasting... not a good idea.

    • @nouraboutghrit1260
      @nouraboutghrit1260 7 лет назад +6

      Hassassin every food video comment in Ramadan (I understand tho)

  • @kamilak4yy
    @kamilak4yy 5 лет назад +3

    when he was trying to cut thru the avocado... that SENT ME

  • @ivyb.
    @ivyb. 2 года назад +2

    his little anecdote about avocados resonated with me so hard. I still can't do the *add/side of avocado option mainly because for the cost of adding it you can buy a whole bag of avocados... LOOL

  • @jaysan1372
    @jaysan1372 6 лет назад +6

    I thought you was a pro chef until i saw your knife skills on the avocado.

  • @kennyyyyyyyyyy
    @kennyyyyyyyyyy 5 лет назад +16

    Antoni Porowski would be APPALLED with the way you just butchered that poor avacado.

  • @elanic5393
    @elanic5393 4 года назад +8

    thought hasan was about to cut his hand off when trying to cut that avocado lol

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah 5 лет назад +46

    the way he removed the pit of that Avocado made me cringe.

  • @1963sabri
    @1963sabri 7 лет назад +3

    We love you man you are the best,

  • @DaisyHolden
    @DaisyHolden 7 лет назад +6

    Shoutout to people like me, watching this while fasting. :')

  • @annaslovesyou
    @annaslovesyou 7 лет назад +16

    i only clicked on this video to hear him speak

  • @JuanitaHarrisMissHarrisinParis
    @JuanitaHarrisMissHarrisinParis 7 лет назад +2

    Pepper Jack and Turkey! Yass!!!!

  • @MT-vw3le
    @MT-vw3le 2 года назад +1

    The subtitles says "Hey I’m Kazama Nagy" 😭😭 they did him so dirty

  • @itsKalvinRawr
    @itsKalvinRawr 4 года назад +11

    Poor man’s never had the other kind. A moment of silence for a fallen brother.

  • @bowiekung9161
    @bowiekung9161 7 лет назад +13

    so true about avocados and sandwich tax bracket

  • @daad8264
    @daad8264 4 года назад

    I love it! I'm so making this. With and without avocado it's fantastic. And the bloody fries story grossed me out so much! 😂

  • @priyaraja8587
    @priyaraja8587 5 лет назад

    I'm obsessed with you dude! you're hilarious

  • @dannyb20vtec28
    @dannyb20vtec28 7 лет назад +3

    believe it or not Sriracha and mayo is actually pretty fire! try it.

  • @ana-oq4go
    @ana-oq4go 5 лет назад +3

    he literally reminds me of my uncle in every way possible lmao

  • @21ssp
    @21ssp 6 лет назад +1

    I relate to him on so many levels

  • @brianlin4044
    @brianlin4044 6 лет назад

    Hassan is great! Smooth, interesting, and hilarious!

  • @dominicperez3777
    @dominicperez3777 7 лет назад +5

    Cooking with Hasan Minhaj

  • @priyanshisharma750
    @priyanshisharma750 7 лет назад +103

    how can you not peel the onion before adding it to the sandwich?! 😂😂😂

  • @robinwhitemore5409
    @robinwhitemore5409 4 года назад +6

    Fun fact:: his name directly translate to 'Handsome Way'

  • @citizenk8125
    @citizenk8125 5 лет назад +2

    Wow, tackling that Avocado the way he did made my heart skip a beat...

  • @flores415
    @flores415 5 лет назад +4

    He’s new to the avocado life, I can tell by the way he cut it.

  • @joserazo670
    @joserazo670 6 лет назад +5

    I want to thank you, due to your story, I also no longer eat ketchup. This is true 😭

  • @worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan
    @worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan 7 лет назад +1

    Pepper jack is slept on! It's such a good cheese

  • @mikahong
    @mikahong 5 лет назад +1

    Hes such a cinnamon roll ♥️😍

  • @allonsy3695
    @allonsy3695 7 лет назад +16

    Just Made me super hungry

  • @shainatrotter7481
    @shainatrotter7481 7 лет назад +20

    y u tryin ruin ketchup for me dawg

  • @jennychan2932
    @jennychan2932 6 лет назад

    Hahah the avocado comment on subway so me😂😂😂

  • @seannickerson2168
    @seannickerson2168 6 лет назад

    2:17 Lol that voice dack

  • @anam5581
    @anam5581 4 года назад +5

    Who else thought he had a sherwani on at first 😂😂

  • @marissaking2622
    @marissaking2622 7 лет назад +15

    Sharpen yer knives, GQ

  • @michelleamatulle6378
    @michelleamatulle6378 7 лет назад

    Man he should have his own cooking show where he just makes sandwiches and jokes. Plus he's easy on the eyes 😍

  • @elibakshi8799
    @elibakshi8799 5 лет назад +1

    Lmfao, I’m finally in the avocado department 😁😁😁😁

  • @nourabaszanowski4208
    @nourabaszanowski4208 5 лет назад +3

    That avo is so not ready.. someone send this guy a link on how to cut an avocado lol

  • @threetoast
    @threetoast 7 лет назад +6

    >mayo is gross
    That's literally the FIRST THING you put on this sandwich dude

  • @syedabood6892
    @syedabood6892 7 лет назад

    Somehow in my head I named the sandwich the Minhaj a trois already, and then I saw the title and he had actually named it that. 😂😂😂

  • @paulson2008
    @paulson2008 4 года назад +1

    Breville Smart Oven , If anyone is wondering what oven he used.

  • @kelleyo6436
    @kelleyo6436 7 лет назад +5

    Haha! Good stuff.

  • @parthpatel416
    @parthpatel416 5 лет назад +5

    he literally made the most typical brown boy sandwich

  • @SP-cp3qu
    @SP-cp3qu 3 года назад

    What a cool guy, very humble

  • @DoritoWorldOrder
    @DoritoWorldOrder 4 года назад

    1:03 anyone else feeling like: "WTF ARE YOU DOING. FINISH PUTTING YOUR CHEESE ON!"

  • @TheVoiceofLosha
    @TheVoiceofLosha 7 лет назад +11

    That is also my signature sandwich. The only difference is that, I add jalapeño to make it hot.

  • @anabiyasaboor8
    @anabiyasaboor8 4 года назад +4

    Wait you don't like turkey🦃. You said that on PATRIOTACT

  • @zliu033
    @zliu033 5 лет назад +1

    Bruh trynna cut through Avocado like its chocolate cake lmfao

  • @shel5123
    @shel5123 7 лет назад

    I love him so much!

  • @rax816
    @rax816 7 лет назад +52

    Cool guy 😎

  • @rp8933
    @rp8933 7 лет назад +3

    Well Hasan, now you're in the Avocado tax bracket! you made it, son!! (i also hate tomato boogers btw!)

  • @carolinahidalgo21
    @carolinahidalgo21 7 лет назад

    Love this man

  • @MrSzarokra
    @MrSzarokra 6 лет назад +1

    Life goal: I want him to make me this sandwinch. Like, this could a prize on a charity event.

  • @mishiebaniaz4125
    @mishiebaniaz4125 5 лет назад +4

    facts about this video, that turkey was definitely halal, that avocado was not ripe , that is not a kitchen and the sandwich looks delicious

  • @BenjerminGaye
    @BenjerminGaye 7 лет назад +111

    Avocado is luxury? In jamaica that's average as fck.

    • @kallansivparsad2765
      @kallansivparsad2765 7 лет назад +11

      BenjerminGaye in south Africa we have avo trees growing everywhere. And it's super cheap in stores

    • @blackgirlshorthair
      @blackgirlshorthair 7 лет назад +5

      I know right. Im in Jamaica too and our "pears" (yes avocados are called 'pears' in Jamaica) are usually larger and very tasty. For them an avocado is bougie lol

    • @kallansivparsad2765
      @kallansivparsad2765 7 лет назад +2

      Kairu they are pears. Avocado pears

    • @blackgirlshorthair
      @blackgirlshorthair 7 лет назад +12

      Kallan Sivparsad - of course they are pears but most Americans are surprised when i call them that, the comment was for americans. The same people who call sweet potatoes "yams"

    • @michelleamatulle6378
      @michelleamatulle6378 7 лет назад +3

      I think he lives in NY tho so that's why. They're expensive here.

  • @lola789ify1
    @lola789ify1 6 лет назад

    he makes everything sound funny lmaoo

  • @thecontinent9192
    @thecontinent9192 7 лет назад

    This was so good!

  • @jackrhyswatkins-hughes1073
    @jackrhyswatkins-hughes1073 4 года назад +3

    You can tell he hasn’t been in the avocado tax bracket for long based upon how he tried to thumb out the core of it.

  • @sakeenay749
    @sakeenay749 5 лет назад +11

    The entire time watching this is just me thinking "Is that turkey Zabiha?"

  • @mnaftw
    @mnaftw 7 лет назад

    That looks likea dope sandwich, I will def try it!

  • @davisdavis468
    @davisdavis468 6 лет назад

    Finally someone else that's hip to the greatness of pepper jack

  • @jhonlvargas1124
    @jhonlvargas1124 7 лет назад +119

    That avocado was NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING RIGHT 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @subisubi5448
    @subisubi5448 5 лет назад +3

    Him using that knife gave me such anxiety. Gosh.
    Mayo isnt THAT bad

  • @tanjeentwinkle
    @tanjeentwinkle 5 лет назад

    He is right about the sriracha and Mayo. Best combination ever!

  • @theaniqa99
    @theaniqa99 4 года назад

    Yum! Looks good!

  • @mohammedfayaz931
    @mohammedfayaz931 7 лет назад +4

    dude!! I'm scared for life with your ketchup story...

  • @harismir7704
    @harismir7704 7 лет назад +3

    2:22 when you talk are talking about the "luxury condiment" yet can't even cut it right :')

  • @cabbagelettuce3340
    @cabbagelettuce3340 7 лет назад

    Lmao what he said about the avocados is so true

  • @shawnTchelleth
    @shawnTchelleth 7 лет назад

    This guy's become a star, he's everywhere!