How Hasan Is Social Distancing | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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- Опубликовано: 1 апр 2020
- On the first episode of the brand new Patriot Act Digital Exclusive "Hasan...From A Distance," we check in with Hasan to see how he’s handling social distancing at home with his family. Hasan shows off his sandwich making skills, creates a new family friendly game, and takes some time to put a 'Patriot Act' spin on famous children's books while reading with his daughter. Hasan also does a special "at home" edition of Deep Cuts. Tune in to see if he answered your question!
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His wife not laughing at his jokes is literally the definition of marriage.
Hahahaha for real i cant anymore 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
not in my house. Our kids always say we are so corny cause we laugh at each other's lame jobs.
@@mamadeebuildsahouse I am hoping you meant "jokes" and that wasn't a Freudian slip lol. Hope you're safe and well!
No, my 20 year marriage is full of laughter, hugs and kisses day in and day out. But I have a Caribbean Indian wife ;)
Sure, but can we talk about how soft he got talking about those movies with Beena?
That little girl is a tough interview. Shrewdly evades the tough questions while maintaining likeability. She will go far in this world.
I love that Hasan couldn’t go through with the bit because she wanted her book and couldn’t care less about what her dad had to say 🤣
Well that the ok millennial repose we can expect from generation ? Seriously there is no letter after Z.
It rather ironic that today it like those of us from the 80s are the tech boomers today, there was a day i was like ok how do i work this cell phone thing.
To the zoomers here cellphone did not exist in the 80s closest thing was a cordless phone and it did not double as a computer.
Interviewee
@@OvarosX later maybe latin or french, lots of options there
🤣🤣
Hassan: Alhamdulillah
Daughter: spews out snot on him, bless you too.
It's wonderful to be a father.
Are u sure?
it was saliva, but same difference.
Gross but adorable.
Fathers can do anything nothing gross for us fathers
What is alhamduillah?
His wife stole the show 😂. No laughs. Telling him it was bad advice. Seeing her reflection in the iPad. She needs a channel lol
You know you were raised by foreign parents if you cringed when he wiped all that extra peanut butter into the paper towel instead of the jar.
lol yup, wasting food was a sin in my house lol
i would have just wiped it onto the other piece of bread, they all get smushed together and mixed anyway.
@@BothHands1 yupp exactly..
I always just wipe the extra on the other piece of bread before I apply jelly. I just assumed everyone else did this too lol
Gosh absolutely! Why would you waste that perfectly clean spoon-worth peanut butter?!
Either apply the extra on either of the bread pieces or skimp it on the edge of the jar so it falls back in!
I couldn't stop thinking how Americans have no guilt in wasting food. It's not a good example and it's definitely not good to show this to the rest of the world where food is sacred and/or scarce!
“don’t do that. no, don’t do that. don’t do that.”
Parenting in a nutshell
@@nimbu_rani not a parent but as a child I remember a lot of "git your little ass over here" ...and my parents weren't native English speakers 😂😂
Aalia Same with teaching in elementary schools 😅
My complaint is.. my complaint is.. my complaint is...
No matter how calm Hasan's wife is, she always sounds like a general. She commands the space every single time and she doesn't even need to raise her voice to do it.
That's just how strong, educated women do. 🤷♀️
Omg i really need more content if her, i can't find anything other than this
imagine when his son grows up and watches home videos of his dad casually burping him as he talks about the world falling to pieces to thousands of viewers
Beena stole your whole thunder and she didn’t even appear on camera. The power she has.
Bro just give it up it’s her show now.
Hasan with first kid: as you all know I'm having a baby
Hasan with second kid: oh yeah I had a baby
And noones talking bout it but then again it's totally upto him and not make headlines
About to have a second baby here and it is so true!
Free Healthcare huh. So Hasan who is going to pay for that? Nothing in life is free you know.
@@KendraGraceT ĺĺ
Kendra Torode nhs
Idk why it makes me so happy to see that he’s a Muslim celebrity
when he was trying to teach his daughter to say Alhamdulilah😍
Syeda Khan Idk, of course it’s preferable to avoid obscene languages but as long as there’s no Ill intent behind those words than in my opinion, I think it’s fine
@dont ask me my personal information Lilly Singh...? Also, Hasan's wife is hindu.
dont ask me my personal information Do Sikhs actually pray the Hindu gods? I thought it was a misconception
@dont ask me my personal information they're two different religions, so I dont think so.
Notice the hesitation his wife answering "Sure", when being asked about if it's ok to make her something to eat. Lol
When Hasan wiped off the peanut butter, i felt my soul leave my body💀💀💀
I felt my blood pressure rise >:(
I know right, he could've smeared the leftovers on to the other bread
I think that is the american way of doing things. Waste stuff 🤭
@@utsavmangla8552 it's definitely not considering his editor called him out lol
He could have just scraped it back into the jar. 😒
“That was horrible advice” We want more commentary from Beena
i came here to say this
Beena was great, she should take over the show
Move Hasan 😂😂 Beena's coming for your career
YES🤣 that had me rolling
can beena host patriot act please
The ‘allhamdullilah’ to her little sneezes is so cute 🥺🥺🥺
They should hire all the wives of talk show host to be camera women.
Nah, they are doing a great job as moms, no need to take them away from the kids!
@@LambieSamba Who knows, maybe she already has one.
i mean hasan's wife has a doctorate and seth's wife is a lawyer... they're doing fine
Samantha Bee doesn't have a wife though.
@@LambieSamba But it's fine to take the dads away from the kids...?
Hasan: *Rambles to death*
Beena: Sure
I love this😂
I love how all show hosts during the quarantine have turned into old school vloggers.
11:12 omg that blaze of love and affection in Hasan's eyes when he looked at Beena while talking about watching Hallmark movies with her... I want that. He literally glowed
"This is a story about unchecked capitalism". When you tell your grandpa a joke
“To me this story is indicative of unchecked capitalism...” shhh nobody tell him about the moose and the muffin
That's what I was thinking 🤣
the whole series too! if you give a pig a pancake, if you give a cat a cupcake, if you give a dog a donut are a few that i remember. lol 😂😂
@@deborahmutombo7224 I only remember the Moose and the mouse one xd
i'm 18 so when those books came out, i think i was still in elementary. hahaha. i actually never read the cat and dog one but i do remember seeing them on display.
Lmao
Lol love how she hesitated when he said he was going to make her some lunch.
"Try hard give it your best, but try not to stress, we can't all be doctors"
"That's horrible advice"
Lol I love the family dynamic here lol
Hasan: **Gives genuine heartfelt advice
Beena: "That's terrible advice"
I love her😂❤
Would have loveeeeddddd if after his advice she's said "well I don't relate, I became a dr"
Beena's a legend
now we know who between them got all As!
Well she is a doctor....or a PhD ...or something more educationally qualified than Hasan😂
Arooba Maqsood Yesssss!
Only a psychopath scrapes the "leftover" peanut butter onto a napkin instead of the bread.
No matter what
All peanut butter should be on the bread
@@shawnparadox9299 that's the rule
or just scrape it into the jar again ffs
seriously, just wipe it on the other side of the bread, they all mix together anyway! and the jelly will go right over it easily cuse the pb is much more viscous than the jelly
absolute madness
Sydney V. Well, he did say he's just about gone made with all the things he's covered in his checkout episode
So this is basically POV having Hassan Minhaj as your husband...
Cool I'm down.
omg haha lol
The way he said alhamdulillah for his child in the beginning was so cute 💕💕💕
Hasan - I am not cutting any corners on this pb&j
Also Hasan - *cuts off all the corners*
literally
@@bayscit figuratively
ans nas technically he (was trying), to cut out the inside, but we obviously see his culinary skills
How hard is it to spell his name right when it's literally in the title of the video?
@@ashlynantony7948 Big oof
Unexpected effect of the pandemic: turning every talk show host's wife into their sidekick (and they are all pretty great at it!)
Yes, there are!😊
They were coupled for a reason lol
Absolutely! Check out "Dinner with the Gaffigans" whatever Alton Brown's show is called.
And Camera crew 😂
Why always the wife :/
"I'm not going to cut corners...." then he literally cuts off the corners!
This is PARENTING ACT and how he is trying to make sense out of mouse stories just for the sake of killing boredom 🤣🤣🤣🤣
divjot singh He’s giving sociopolitical analyses of children’s books. 😂
restlessly12 I would watch a whole series of his sociopolitical analysis of children’s books.
Reagan Walston wouldn’t all of us like that? 😂
Can’t be sure I absorbed any information here cos I was just mesmerized by Hasan being a dad :-)
When he kept snuggling the baby everytime the camera wasn't on him!!
Beena’s camera skills are on point
Hell yeah
yeah how is she so still???
Possibly a phone/camera grip, either that or insane coordination
“Is that cool with you” HE ASKED CONSENT ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER
Yeah of course. He has a desi wife 😂😂 can't be in the kitchen making a mess
Alhamdulilah الحمد لله - Thanks Brother Hassan .
No you arrogant. Without the correct religion u wouldn't know what is right or wrong.
@@reemaismail5398 are you suggesting athiests dont know right or wrong ? the last i checked humanity was a universal quality among most humans
@@reemaismail5398 but they didn't correct him!
They literally repeated the same thing Hasan said to spread the word and take (Ajar).
Guys chill you can be any religion you want like how haasin is in Islam
When he started humming the patriot act theme song I was laughing so hard
I didn’t know he just had a son!!!Congrats guys
He's born like less than a week ago, he announced it on Instagram
Sorry I’m not really on insta
He’s soooo attractive when looking after his children and the wayyyy he looks at Beena is unreal 😭😍😍😍 goals. Didn’t take in everything just mesmerised by him lol. 😭😍
Every muslim husband ever
Same thoughts 💞
Are we not going to talk about 7:41 moment?? It melts my heart😭😭
Let's appreciate Beena for handling the camera so good, and she gave birth less than a week ago too
Does giving birth make holding an iPhone hard all of a sudden?
@@TheMoviePlanet
Every woman body handles the effect of birth differently especially if there are complications. Some are able to just get up the next day and carry on others not so much.
Windy Hawthorn Exactly. Where my mom was literally filing her names and telling the doc to hurry up just before going into the delivery room to pop out my brother in minutes without any childbirth pain and was up and about the next day like with all her other births, I had a high-risk pregnancy. I’d been in the hospital almost 3 weeks with pneumonia and complications from a genetic disease before contractions started 5 min apart from the first one and lasted 2 days. I stayed in the hospital a full week after the delivery and needed help walking for a few days. And peeing after the episiotomy hurt like fucking hell for 2 more weeks. So yeah, every woman is different
@@vnikyt
My mom had complicated birth my older sister who was born in a tent in a crowded campground with a midwife and she was in a lot pain. My birth was almost painless and quick.
My sister every birth was different.
I had a friend who did die in childbirth.
vnikyt Awww, I hope you’re better! It must have been horrible. 😭
ok but beena not laughing or having any reaction to hasan's jokes is hilarious
Ik 😂😂
lmaooo like Nancy Juvonen Fallon
She's probably so used to him and heard all his material.
I noticed the same dull responses from Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert wives too. Complete silence on their end.
Ok but I feel like we need your wife's advice about everything now
"unlike other late night hosts I'll go on a watch list" DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It felt like such an honor to get to see his kids. They're adorable.
Agree, it makes me emotional, such a lovely family in 2020...its like a fairytale
They're cutie patooties.
she is the cutest,
He's looking like he has travelled back in time!
He looks much younger! What is this sorcery?
I knooooowwwww !! Aapki nikhri twacha ka raaz kya hai ?? 😁
exactly
Namrata Mujumdar yeah 😂
Namrata Mujumdar Crazy!
So nice to see this family, masha Allah. When his daughter sneezed he praised God and they read books to her. This family is so loving, masha Allah, his wife had me laughing when she calles his answer horrible, too funny! And the ending when he said he'd be put on a watch list if he doesn't shave...too accurate! I laughed in *Muslim* .
Love that hamdulillah at the beginning! Kudos to you my man, never hide what or who you are, you're loved by many!
so cute how the little girl has oil in her hair. this is literally all the brown girls in quarantine rn
Hell yeah oil in hair makes your face go flared
I have oil on my hair right now!! 😂😂
Oo ya
@H S I was trying on the spot rhyming ......it turned out weird. And also when I have hair in my oil I tend to scratch my face cuz its greasy af
Yup this is the first time in years honestly that I’ve had time to oil my hair.
Masha Allah
The way Hasan is saying Alhamdulillah when his daughter sneezes, this was the most heart warming thing I have seen!
When she said "bless you" after sneezing, my heart exploded!
When was that? 🤦🏻
@@noorjaved4395 Right at the beginning
@@debbiedoodiedandi yeaaaaah
Ik!! I'm not even muslim but i thought it was so cute and I'm really glad he didn't cut that out!
I love Hasan's analysis of his daughter's books.
4:44 As an elementary school teacher, I had gotten a copy of “The Giving Tree” for the classroom library, and the most memorable part was that freaky-ass photo of Shel Silverstein. Still scares me to this day...
Benas judgement is the best ever! “That’s the worst advice.” I’m here for Netflix to give Bena her own show
Worse advice? Bet you didn't see this :
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
@@temavero2124 okay what the f*** is wrong with these bots accounts?
10:34 - worst advice
Your wife was really funny when she stated: "that was very horrible advice." Lmao...
10:34 she has a great voice. They both do.
His wife has great camera skills too.
My thoughts exactly. Haha. Bring it Bina! We love you already. Somebody's gotta raz this guy.
*Pouring his heart out*....that’s awful advice. 🤣
I gotta say, this might be the best episode so far. Their children are stealing his thunder and I am so here for that! ;)
That ALHAMDULILLAH is everything.. may God bless you and your family. Ameen and Masha Allah. 💯
“Rolling in that little cart” lol Hasan, your 90s-and-2000s-school-kid is showing
Those were the days...
Beena's silence is actually gold. "who said romance is dead?" 🤣 🤣
awww that was so cute when he said allhumdullila when his kid sneezed🥺
Miss you too, buddy! Your little girl is just so adorable! Had no idea you had a brand new baby boy! Hope we all ride this wave (and that there's no second wave) soon so that we can all get back to business and to regular Patriot Act episodes! Stay healthy, bruh!
Hasan saying alhamdulilah to his sneezing daughter is one of the purest thing I’ve ever seen
Seeing a lot of shows' at-home editions, to include those that are very down to earth looking at home, Hasan's house looks the most "normal".
Backinblack Bunny I was just going to add that 😂
Not to mention the floors and furniture. They have good taste, that’s why people find it so inviting. But it’s incredibly high end.
9:50 Hasan’s new born son watching him talk about his life experiences during a WFH segment of Patriot Act during the global Covid Pandemic is a real memory I’d like to keep for as long as I’m alive. Look at his little baby eyes just blinking like🥺
Lol I didn't even realise he was even awake I thought he was sleeping the whole time
@@sarahdaniel9912 same lol
Did he just say 'Alhamdullilah' when she sneezed..!!??
Yeah
Yes and I loved it 🥰🥰🥰so cute
Means basically God bless you
Yeah, Why? is it bad?
@@vexxcon8125 no, that's actually what a lot of Muslim families, including my own, teach their kids to say when they sneeze
You don’t “clean” the knife by spreading the rest of the pb on the other slice of bread?
Or scrapping it back into the jar.
@@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
Or - if you're the only one who eats there, just pinch the blade between your fingers, pull on it, and eat the peanut butter off your finger and thumb,
Very much not recommended under any other circumstances, especially now.
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!
@@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 That's exactly what I was thinking!
I know right? Hassan, you aint brown enough 🤣
Hasan doing social commentary to his two year old kid with a straight face gives me life
When he showed the face behind the book, I literally spat the water out of my mouth on my phone. The phone slipped through my hand and fell on the floor - broke the screen. Now I'm watching this video on my laptop with the keyboard soaked in water on the same fucking scene. How's that possible?
_"...and this was the picture they chose to put on the back..."_
This 76 yr old w/her dog and cat, appreciates the heck out of you and your family for sharing your home=life and humor.
Hasan, my global studies class does nothing but watch Patriot Act and John Oliver. You are teaching the next generation!
Hasan : "I'm social distancing from the Crocs"
The Crocs in the background of this video: ...
LMFAO didnt notice til i went back to check
I’m glad you exist! Been binging your show on here and Netflix and you’re really inspiring change here so THANK YOU HASAN!
His wife is awesome. “That’s awful advice”. My desi wife would have created the same and added that “you are not qualified to give advice to students”.
wow what phone or camera is Hasan using to record - the quality is so good, dare I say even the best out of all the late night hosts
At 6:29 you can tell in the reflection it's an iPhone 11 Pro
its just an iphone. we all have it
yeah I kinda expected that but don’t the other hosts also have iPhone 11 Pros? I think Hasan probably just knows his good lighting lol
@@CasualGamer11 plus he is a Millennial.
That is what I thought. And because he is younger he is more at home doing the intimate web videos compared to the other hosts.
As a middle school ESL teacher, I wish there were censored versions of your show I could play clips. A lot of the materials we have aren't diverse at all, and it means a lot to students to be able to see smart people of color engaging deeply on current affairs
I'm so glad I teach adults ESL. I love using his show and John Oliver. I always have to warn the students about language though 😣
I've used John Oliver's show for adult ESL too (Patriot Act wasn't on yet when I was teaching). I skipped ahead past the gratuitously dirty jokes on some of the videos.
My teacher use to play stuff liek this when I was young just talk to them and explain how this is important information and they are becoming young adults and should be respectful and not laugh nor say the curse words in a school environment. They should be fine
@@lindaramirez1852 Students here get one day of in-school suspension for each curse word they say, so I think it would be hypocritical for us to say or show words that would get them into that much trouble
kaiitre idk it’s educational enough where he gets to the point quick with lots of info
"if i let it go wild, i will end up on a watch list" my whole family felt that 😂😂
Patriot act episode on “The real cost of childcare”, I’ve got friends left and right having kids, wondering if people in this day and age can really afford raising children til they reach university
He said "Alhamdulillah" for her after she sneezed which is what muslims say after they sneeze.
Cool story bro
Imagine if we say Allahu Akbar instead of Alhamdulillah, this channel would be closed 😁
@@l.b4723 loll
@@l.b4723 Allahou Akbar means God is great and we say it all the time as Muslims. The same how Christian's say Jesus Christ for everything
@@ZaidK_ I meant after sneezing, I'm a Muslim, so I know we say it all the time people
Idk why my heart melted when he said alhamdulillah at the start
Hey random person scrolling down the comments..
Have a wonderful day :)
Thanks, you too!
Aww... Thank you and you too 😊
Ditto
U too!!
Really loved how you were teaching your cute daughter allhumdulillah after she sneezed❤ Masha Allah
the hard villain turn at the end where he says he's gotten rid of his crocs for INDOOR UGGS was masterful
Every wife of a host has turned into a camera person!!!!
Noel Samuel *spouse
We gotta give props to Sam Bee’s husband!
@atimsa100 corrected 😇
Nancy Juvonen is amazing at it, with Fallon.
I know that is so great! Hooray for Camera Wives!!
Happy I came across this! My mother and I love Patriot Act. ❤️
I was feeling senioritis my final year of university and now I’m really appreciate of the time I had on campus and in class! ❤️
This was sooo cute. Thank you for sharing your family with us. Stay safe and make some more videos!
His newborn son is so adorable and his daughter AWWWW
Clean shaven Hasan.
It feels like 2016
Nini G Quarantine got to him too 😜
That’s not clean shaven
except 2016 was a great year
Thank you and Beena for giving us a glimpse into your home and home life. You did not have to do that. Glad the whole family is safe. Please take care of yourselves and each other. Much love!
“That was awful advice”’💀😂
The minute he opened the book and said 'Unchecked Capitalism' I lost it....his kids are WOKE-woke before they can walk properly
A glimpse into Hasan's home...i feel honoured...also EVERYBODY DOESN'T NEED TO BE A DOCTOR...listen to that Indians..Btw i am a tried-but-failed-to-be-doctor person!
Honestly the expectations for us brown children are too high 🙈
Just let us live
😂 what are you now?
Ramsha Fatima yea, what are you doing now? And howd you fail? Like you dropped out of school? Or something crazy?
@@izzywoods794
Well, I'm Indian and I'm a girl. So I'm trying to be a doctor. 😂😂😂
Don't worry you can still be an engineer or an attorney ;)
Loved seeing you with your family. So precious!
The first 15 seconds was the cutest thing I've seen Hasan do. Such a beautiful baby girl. Maansha'allah. Bless you and your family Hasan.
I was so distracted by how Hasan’s son was just staring at his face the whole time my heart 😍
He was sleeping... Newborns sleep like ALL the time but wake up every few hours for food. Sleep deprivation is insane!
Jemaa Nessa lol I could barely notice his eyes were open
Steffie183 if you look closely the baby was actually awake and staring at him but yes newborn does sleep all the time
Steffie183 I wish you could’ve told my newborn that last year, that he should sleep all the time 😂
The smile that he had when he said that he watched Hallmark movies with his wife was so cute!!! 😁😁
Evelyn Johnson “hallmark 😉 movies 😉” 😂
I love how your son is just patiently looking at you while you talk
Beautiful family! Thanks for sharing them with us!
His show was ok but his daughter was freaking adorable. She was the star of the show. Love u all stay safe inside and thanks for this show to help kill time Hasan #hermitlife #hermittime
She is so precious!
When she said Bless you after sneezing, my heart exploded
The way she poked shel Silversteins face
The key question is: does Hassan have enough hair product to make it through quarantine...
Paola Sanmiguel interesting...
I thought he used coconut oil? Hasan giving those hot Dad vibes.
😂😂😂😂 good question
If not he'll look like a korean lil boy
Pretty sure they were placing desperate amazon orders the moment they realized this would take a while
THANK YOU SO MUCH...I've been saying we need you back right now!!
During the pandemic I realize I love to see people in their family setting. It feel so much closer and loving.
Teacher: “A ‘B’ means you did pretty good”
Indian Parents: “A ‘B’ means you are a failure and have shamed our family”
Fire Queen pretty much all desi parents
Son... B is for BAD
Asian Parents Grading Scale
A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't bother coming home
F: Find a new family
@@thomasakagi7545 😂
"do you know what that b stands for? backhand slap. no, not even that. beggar. that's what that b stands for."