Marie, I'm a soon-to-be 48 year old Asian-American/Filipina-American woman with a pixie haircut. If I'm not careful when my bangs start to grow out, I run the risk of looking like that same 10 yo Korean boy... the fact that I'm just under 5'0" makes it all the more possible to mistaken me for one, especially if I'm in jeans, a hoodie & sneakers 😂😂
@@samlowndes7780 Same here!! I have watched several of these VF polygraphs with various people and never have I seen the test taker laugh or even smile. But neither have a seen the test taker ask "I'm telling the truth, right?" You'd have to have no pulse not to laugh when Hasan is speaking. 👍👍👍 He could read the phone book... oh wait... there aren't any anymore.
Michelle Zhang are you mixed, if you don’t mind me asking? That’s an Asian surname, correct? You don’t really have the “eye thing”. I mean with this with absolutely ZERO disrespect. Just curiosity. If you don’t want to answer that’s fine. Lol.
I really want John mulaney and Hasan to do something together also it breaks my heart to see Hasan hesitate on whether John considers him a friend or not
I think it was becasue Dax had just complimented him being a 9, so he wanted to be nice back. I maybe would have said 10 and let the lie fire off so they wouldnt know the real answer.
Rashika Gokula Listen he is married to Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars, Eleanor Shellstrop and Anna...no one wants that Smoke!!! Thanos doesn't want that smoke, The Anti Monitor doesn't want that smoke!
It was so clever. At first i didnt understand the complexity of what he meant just only in the end when he said justin looked 4 or 5 times like him it clicked on me... Well done hessin minage 🙏
Hmm that's true. It's a bit of a reach but maybe he had problems with his parents because of his marriage. After all, he married a Hindu lady even though Muslims are only allowed to marry Muslims, Christians or Jews.
I'm imagining his dad calling his ungrateful ass right after he's done with this interview just to fight him over how he said he loves his mom more lmao
Zara Styles Obviously she worked hard and that’s most of it but there was less competition/fewer people going to college and medical school. In addition to that, you could go to relatively lesser university but excel there and get into medical school. Not to mention there are thousands of medical schools across the US not just like John Hopkins lol
@@jenniraisovna5698 That's because he was telling a truth behind the lie. He was referring to Trudeau's "brownface" scandal. So he's saying that he looks more like the "brownface" Trudeau than the actual "white" Trudeau does.
@@areeshahasan8665 😊you should checkout the patriot act episode @Blu0x7d1 talked about. It's right in the beginning, for only a few seconds but you can see it.
9:32 “I don’t recognize him though he looks different generally. He’s a little bit lighter than he usually is” LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO MY LUNGSSSS 😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
When he said “a father’s love is like bitcoin, it doesn’t matter”- there was a small blip there. Ouch. I wish Hasan felt more loved by his dad. I know the feeling man, I know the feeling.
I can't remember the saying exactly but something along the lines of "people with daddy issues are angsty, but people with mommy issues are sociopaths." So I guess it evens out... 😅
I like how im always amazed whenever i watch hassan interview only to realise how different hassan is from everyone else. And i like that quality in Hassan. Hes just different.
I love how he won’t say the lies he told his parents, but was completely fine with saying he lied when being questioned for his congressional testimony 😂
He was speaking the truth when he talked about how white male celebrities are approachable and very common-looking [2:22], whereas men of color are held to SUCH A HIGHER STANDARD.
I love how when he speaks, he talks and engages with everyone in the room. Even the woman (sorry idk her name) who was doing the reading. Mostly ppl just talks with the interviewer and would sometimes asked the person reading the thing if what they said is true or not. But Hassan was even joking with everyone. That was really gentleman of him. Kudos to hassan’s parents
This is the BEST one yet. I love how it makes him squirm. And I know Dax is gonna read way into this. I love his podcast though. During that interview they were so obvi peacocking at each other.
Boy those hair questions really made him nervous
Hello brother
?????
Hair is the best characteristic of a guy so it's understandable if they care so much about their hair and/or are insecure by their natural hair
@@unity_talon Hello cousin
I'm the cousin that you guys don't talk about :(
@@itchystick3907 Oh no, I love you my neglected cousin 😝
He had no hesitation saying that he liked his mom way more than his dad 😂
Well he's a Muslim and.... according to Islam mum comes first like 3 times than father LOL but you would know that right?
He is a mama's boy. We all know that!
Adnan A brown men in general are mama’s boys
@@xhmbx9548 and he didn't just say it he kept rubbing it in after too😂😂
We must have the same interests in topics because I see you literally everywhere on RUclips 😂
I love how uncomfortable he is.
Claire Benevento you’re so pretty!
@` း ᴏᴍɢ, ɪᴛ's ꜰɪᴊɪ † ahhh you think i'm a guy bc my name isn't "rebecca" or "hannah", huh? LOL
Naseem R ok boomer
@` ᴄʟᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴇᴍoɴ someone isn't a creep if they compliment someone
@@h7672 not a guy, a creep
I lost it at "10 year old korean boy"
SO DID I 😂😂😂
😂
Ssaaammeeee
Marie, I'm a soon-to-be 48 year old Asian-American/Filipina-American woman with a pixie haircut. If I'm not careful when my bangs start to grow out, I run the risk of looking like that same 10 yo Korean boy... the fact that I'm just under 5'0" makes it all the more possible to mistaken me for one, especially if I'm in jeans, a hoodie & sneakers 😂😂
haha, he has to do it!!! or else
I’ve never genuinely heard the question asker and the polygraph reader laugh in the interview 😂😂
Jami Wright that’s how funny he is 😂😂😂
You should watch the jennifer lawrence one
Hasan does that
Timestamp
Because they're interviewing the best comedian ever
I like that he's more afraid of his mother than congress.
That's such an Indian thing😂
@@vasukin1962 Thats an Asian thing in general
@@vasukin1962 its a life thing
Its beauty
I love how he makes jokes in between even though he's nervous and also keeps the interrogators entertained 😂
I’ve never genuinely heard the question asker and the polygraph reader laugh in the interview 😂😂
@@samlowndes7780 Same here!! I have watched several of these VF polygraphs with various people and never have I seen the test taker laugh or even smile. But neither have a seen the test taker ask "I'm telling the truth, right?"
You'd have to have no pulse not to laugh when Hasan is speaking. 👍👍👍
He could read the phone book... oh wait... there aren't any anymore.
I love how he thinks they’re right or wrong answers and shouts yes 😂
They should have asked "are you a human?"
thats the indian rewarding mechanism
P V agreed 😂
asian af
"If your daughter got a 1310, would you make her retake it?"
"Yes because I want the best for her"
Thats such an indian answer 😂
The only thing missing was " what would aunty and uncle think"
Racist
@@vishwakreddy7536 chill the fridge down
That is hella racist bro. Stop
@@vishwakreddy7536 u're the fools one
She was blushing the whole time. Hasan's charm.
Over 2k likes and no reply
@@leroyvermilion7708 don't know bro why.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@SaddamHussain-we9ec I think your name demands silence, mate.
@@navtektv lmao 😆
"Is your name Hassen Minaj"
Hasan: "Yes"
Me: "No"
He tolerated so many people for mispronouncing his name that you wouldn't catch it on a lie detector when he did. LOL
Magsi Maginski such an underrated RUclips comment
@@johancakep That info/realisation made me sad. (._.)
@@thepolymathuniverse9694 welp someone didn't get the joke
that was the lie they didn't catch him on lol
Comparing your parents' love to USD vs Bitcoin is very amusing
I cackled
To be fair he isn't wrong
Yesss and armyyyy
Honestly his hot take on Dax Shepard is 1000% accurate
It’s so true. There’s hardly any “average” looking actors and actresses of color compared to white people. Such a double standard. 😒😒
Michelle Zhang A double standard of what?
Michelle Zhang are you mixed, if you don’t mind me asking? That’s an Asian surname, correct? You don’t really have the “eye thing”. I mean with this with absolutely ZERO disrespect. Just curiosity. If you don’t want to answer that’s fine. Lol.
Ozymandias of having to be really good looking I guess.
Sergio Alcantara lol it’s squinted eyes if you gonna stereotype go all the way. I’m south Asian and shouldn’t have squinty but I do. It depends.
I politically identify as Hasan Minhaj.
Kiyohshi I feel this comment in my soul
😂😂😂
Would you say that he is your spirit animal?
Mood.
THEY LAUGHED!? That’s possible?
Is that allowed? vine accent
I really want John mulaney and Hasan to do something together also it breaks my heart to see Hasan hesitate on whether John considers him a friend or not
Atalanta Lennareon this is the collab I’ve been waiting for. the chaotic energy would be through the roof. my two favorite comics, hands down
That jus says man, how normal he is, got the same anxiety we got.
@@shivpreetsingh4982 and John Mulaney is evidently always as nice as we see him so it exacerbates those doubts.
Hasan just uploaded a video with himm
u got it
The interviewer’s voice was unnervingly calm and monotone.... it’s actually pretty scary 😂😂😂
It's always that way. 😂
I feel like you could sense him being a little uncomfortable with some of the racial jokes though.
Does not mind throwing dirt on the money drinking politicians but stutters his way saying “Dax Shepard is a 6.57”.
6.57
I think it was becasue Dax had just complimented him being a 9, so he wanted to be nice back. I maybe would have said 10 and let the lie fire off so they wouldnt know the real answer.
and that's how it should be.
That’s because dax actually a really good guy. Políticas are all dirtbags.
Rashika Gokula Listen he is married to Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars, Eleanor Shellstrop and Anna...no one wants that Smoke!!! Thanos doesn't want that smoke, The Anti Monitor doesn't want that smoke!
I’m a simple girl. I see Hasan Minhaj, I click.
thats not simple thats complicated
ugh me
He's unfairly good looking.
@@jsilva7005 jeezuz girl
what a way to put it loooolllllll
Hasan Who? (I'm not joking)
"I look more like Justin Trudeau then this photo of Justin Trudeau"
The blackface callout we've all been waiting for
Lol
It was so clever. At first i didnt understand the complexity of what he meant just only in the end when he said justin looked 4 or 5 times like him it clicked on me... Well done hessin minage 🙏
I didn't get this joke, can you explain it? Lol.
@@iammilorex same, someone needs to explain lol haha
@@iammilorex justin trudeau did brownface when he was attending in an arabian themed party
We have decided to Stan him more than ever
Juan Cena | THE CHAMP IS HERE shut up Juan. Get that corn outta ma face.
@@Sergio-fu7mv 🚨 white boy alert 🚨
You manage to be everywhere but still have only a couple thousand subscribers. That should tell you something
I see u every where
Covfefe Covfefe he’s so irritating
I love how every time they mentioned his parents, the things moved
Hmm that's true. It's a bit of a reach but maybe he had problems with his parents because of his marriage. After all, he married a Hindu lady even though Muslims are only allowed to marry Muslims, Christians or Jews.
@@beastvader nah, its just that he has to be aware of what he says about his family lol
@@beastvader Nah, that is not the problem lol ANY BROWN-AMERICAN CHILD FREAKS OUT TALKING ABOUT THEIR PARENTS, MYSELF INCLUDED hahaha
@@excuseme1543 I personally don't but I get your point that most people do lol
*Mizan Rashid* That rule only applies to women. On the other hand, Muslim men are allowed to marry anyone of the abrahamic religions.
I'm imagining his dad calling his ungrateful ass right after he's done with this interview just to fight him over how he said he loves his mom more lmao
Nah I feel like his dad knows and has accepted it, just like Hasan knows his sister is his dad's favorite 😂
“Went in for a hug and gave him almonds” 😂😂
Dingo approved 👍
"and then gave him almonds" is THE most desi way of showing love.
So you’re telling me Hassan’s wife got less than a 1310 and is now a doctor? Either he’s lying or I have hope
Zara Styles Obviously she worked hard and that’s most of it but there was less competition/fewer people going to college and medical school. In addition to that, you could go to relatively lesser university but excel there and get into medical school. Not to mention there are thousands of medical schools across the US not just like John Hopkins lol
fluorescent adolescent aw she had hope for a moment
fluorescent adolescent all very true. I still have a lot of time anyways, I’m a first year
the sat score was different back then than it is now
That's out of 1600 not 2400. It was also scored differently.
"i look more like trudeau than trudeau" omfg😂🤣
What makes it even more funny that it's not even a lie!
@@RazorEdge2006 and at the end he says it was a lie, right?
But the equipment somehow did not catch it. He is just good at tricking it😄
@@jenniraisovna5698 That's because he was telling a truth behind the lie. He was referring to Trudeau's "brownface" scandal. So he's saying that he looks more like the "brownface" Trudeau than the actual "white" Trudeau does.
@@RazorEdge2006 oh thanks a lot for breaking that down, I did not get that joke at first 😂
Now it all makes sense.
His anxiety over whether John Mulaney approves of him is freaking adorable
"we're both indians it's how to have to keep it real" lmaooooo
“I will look like a 10 year old Korean Boy”
I’m dead💀💀😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Maame Efia i want to see that
I hate how spot on that is, but its so true.
Can we make a petition to see him without hair gel ? I'm reallly curious about this bowl cut.
Checkout the patriot act episode about public transport
@@blu0x7d12 thank you! 🤣 it is actually really nice like that
@@zydili Yea I think he looked okay but then, I wouldn't go anywhere with hair like that either.
Honestly I feel like he would look rlly good with his hair down. I rlly wanna see it
@@areeshahasan8665 😊you should checkout the patriot act episode @Blu0x7d1 talked about. It's right in the beginning, for only a few seconds but you can see it.
9:32 “I don’t recognize him though he looks different generally. He’s a little bit lighter than he usually is”
LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO MY LUNGSSSS 😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
I DIED
I didn’t get that?
@@rubycordeiro1930 It was a joke about how he did blackface
“Have you ever taken a lie detector test before?”
_“No.”_
“Are you ready?”
_“No.”_
😂
I like him more after this. He seems relatively relatable.
i've never seen that women laugh before skkssk
Don't usually see these types of video so can't imagine how she looks not smiling. She looks so nice smiling tho.
Aida, yes this lie detector test series Vanity Fair puts out is pretty entertaining but this one with Hasan is my absolute favorite!
Did you have a stroke there at the end 💀
The part about mothers love vs fathers love made so much sense. He’s so good at metaphors etc 😂
7:04
Interviewer:"do you ever feel left out when he hangs out with this man, Nick Kroll?"
Hasan:"Nah, they're buds"
Truth detector: *stonks*
I love how he asks the lady whether he's telling the truth or not like he doesn't know himself 😂
When he said “a father’s love is like bitcoin, it doesn’t matter”- there was a small blip there. Ouch. I wish Hasan felt more loved by his dad. I know the feeling man, I know the feeling.
Njörun Ránsdóttir Yep. I get it.
I can't remember the saying exactly but something along the lines of "people with daddy issues are angsty, but people with mommy issues are sociopaths." So I guess it evens out... 😅
Literally no one:
Hasan: How do jokes translate via?
Smiling lady: It’s just a baseline reading
*yeah sure we understand
She basically meant that it reads the same as a neutral reaction, where he doesn't lie
r/wooosh
THEY LAUGHED!? That’s possible?
Is that allowed? *vine accent*
1k likes and no replies?!?
I’ve never liked a person more than I like Hasan. He’s so... likeable!
Hes different. And i like that quality in him and how he embraced and celebrated his difference, not trying to confirm to any standard but his
the way every hair question makes the machine move lmfaooooo
This guy is incredibly funny without even trying.
*Dude asks question*
Hasan: 😳
Girl: 😀
damn he made the interviewers laugh we stan!
“I lied under oath”
“What did you lie about?”
“Being good at Excel”
9:33 "He's a little bit lighter than he usually is" ... I want to give him an Emmy just for this line alone
I like how im always amazed whenever i watch hassan interview only to realise how different hassan is from everyone else. And i like that quality in Hassan. Hes just different.
WE NEED JOHN MULANEY AND HASAN MINHAJ CONTENT
Here because twitter’s “Dax Shepard” section went viral and QUITE LITERALLY, no lies detected.
Spill the tea and speak the truth, HASAN!!
He is completely wrong
I love how he won’t say the lies he told his parents, but was completely fine with saying he lied when being questioned for his congressional testimony 😂
The detector administrator loves him lol
"do you feel left out when he hangs out with this man, Nick Kroll?"
"No, no"
*the readings go out of control*
THAT GLITCH IN THE POLYGRAPH WHEN HE HEARS “your hair.... always looks great.”
😂😂😂😂
“Do you think you’re a good brother?”
“No.”
The part about John Mulaney was really sweet 😂😂
He was speaking the truth when he talked about how white male celebrities are approachable and very common-looking [2:22], whereas men of color are held to SUCH A HIGHER STANDARD.
Not true at all but ok
@@chadhogue1012 thanks, Chad.
You’ve got 12.04 minutes left to live what do you do?
Me: EASY
Wtf no xD
Shut up cringe
only Hasan can lie and I would still listen to him
So nobody is going to talk about how his Dad gave John Stewart some almonds upon meeting him? 🤣🤣🤣
Dude asks question.
Hasan : *Stop breathing stop breathing, calm down calm down*
This lie detector lady was way nicer than the others lmfao.
0:40
Interviewer : let's start by talking about... your life
Hasan : okay
...
Hasan : WHAT
He was steady at the who-mommy-likes-best questions but spiked hard at the hair questions. Now that is real comedy. 🤣🤣
I LOVE HIM
Hes so adorable i CANT
is anyone else weirdly attracted to the lie detector operator lady
spo Why weirdly? She’s beautiful
The fact that he made them laugh is the best part lol.
Did he say his dad hugged Stewart and gave him a handful of almonds? Lol
Yes
He's the only guy who has made the interview guy and the detector person laugh this much
I love how he acknowledges everyone in the room when he speaks.
Just wanna thank the internet for all the Hasan Minhaj content we’ve been getting lately. Brown kingggg
This video helps show why these things aren’t admissible in court lmao
He's more Indian than Indians living in India 😂😂
Debatable.
No
stereotype much?
Nah....
LOL
“i look more like justin trudeau than this photo of justin trudeau”
he definitely lied about not being part of the yang gang..
I love how when he speaks, he talks and engages with everyone in the room. Even the woman (sorry idk her name) who was doing the reading. Mostly ppl just talks with the interviewer and would sometimes asked the person reading the thing if what they said is true or not. But Hassan was even joking with everyone. That was really gentleman of him. Kudos to hassan’s parents
all his videos are so entertaining I could watch them on repeat
This is the BEST one yet. I love how it makes him squirm. And I know Dax is gonna read way into this. I love his podcast though. During that interview they were so obvi peacocking at each other.
Hey this lie detector lady is so much nicer though
this premise is much funnier in hindsight
We love and support this man. Activist comedians are the heroes of our generation ...it's all we got
Seeing him say he looks up to John Mulaney another favorite comedian of mine and how much he admires him makes me feel so fuzzy on the inside
This is my fav episode. I love how honest and chatty he is.
This man never fails to make me laugh even if he is dead serious and nervous
🤣🤣🤣
RUclips hero of the decade goes to
Hasan minhaj
8:30 he's actually turning around and looking at everyone like the way he does at his shows 😂
i love how you can see the fear in his eyes during certain questions
Hasan’s nervous but I’m feeling this interview
And you know the old saying: "If at first you don't succeed, let me use shoe polish four more times." 😂😂😂😂
6:28 “and gave him almonds” IM DYING 😭😭😭
6:47 "I'm too sensitive" Aww my poor baby Hasan
Why was this lie detector so much tougher than any other I've ever seen!
10:50 the laugh of the interviewer with Hasan Joke 😂
“I’m not trying to watch 3 hrs of double the Wu-Tang Clan on stage.” Word. 😂
Hasan Minhaj didn't take a lie detector test. The lie detector test took a Hasan Minhaj!
I like how they’re trying to be serious but Hasan Minhaj being there is just too impossible to not loosen up.
“I look like Justin Trudeau more then he does in this picture” I’m deeeeead 😂
Wow, he’s SO nervous. Like he’s about to BREAK.
"... but I'm not trying to watch, like, 3 hours of double the Wu Tang Clan on stage." Can clearly hear someone laughing but trying to do it quietly
Last time I was this early Hasan didn’t have a Netflix show
The fact that he can Crack jokes while being honest shows how real he is
Now it makes sense how nervous he was, given that every story he ever told was a lie.
lol this aged like milk