@@asamlambunk Most boomers would know that comedy has been teaching since it's inception. That sounds like a Gen Z comment (and no, I am in neither of those, I am an apathetic Gen-Xer ha ha)
@Pinecone 460. I would have never clicked on the RUclips profile had you not said that! Watch @Bella King talk about her time on the Patriot Act on one of her RUclips videos! ruclips.net/video/LU6Da2r8X2Y/видео.html
This audience interaction is one of the things that separates Hassan from the rest of these types of shows. Shows how much he really enjoys the supporters of the show and how much of a down to earth guy he really is 🙌🏾
When his show first started I saw a comment from someone saying he had a laughtrack. I was sure Ai saw an audience but now I feel vindicated completely. 🤓
I think so many of us did......! But he was still able to play along and engage the crowd which is awesome; he's really just such a naturally funny, entertaining guy.
Why dont you stand with Chagos Island, Singapore, Catalan, Okinawa, Kurdistan, Bahrain, most of the Middle East...I can keep going all day. Typical hypocrite. America only loves to support democracy in its enemies but cheer on friendly dictators. You can admit to yourself that your ignorant.
Im legit going to do it haha, y'all follow me on tik tok (kapeshaisthebest) and let's all make a chain of us doing it!! I'll even put on the patriot act sound 😂😂
I honestly felt so attacked when he started talking about how Ronny just reads the wikipedia page of shows. What else can I do? There's just too many shows... 😭😭😭
I felt attacked too because I do that. And I’m not Asian. It came back to bite me tho because I recently spoiled a movie that I would’ve preferred to watch 😅
This is what Lilly Singh's show is missing. Authenticity. Putting up an act is never received well. Update : Felt the need to update because I feel Little Late S2 is way WAY better. so the opinion stated above only applies to S1 hehe
Love that Hasan is authentic and funny at the same time, like he acknowledges his heritage and culture but doesn’t make it the highlight of everything he talks about. Lily just needs to find her authenticity
He didn't even ask the audience. He knows there are no Asian plumbers in America lmao, no Asian can go to plumbing school and stay alive to tell the tale
The editors killed it AGAIN in this video, keep up the great work! There were so many great jokes in this one. The Earth stuff, Expelliarmus, and Tik Tok roasting were my favorites!
@@oo3006 some scholars say it’s compulsory others say it’s a sunnah, and as for the mustache being haram thing, the prophet said to keep your mustaches short and your beards long. Just search Hadith about mustaches and beards.
imagine being an Indian and a bengali and then having to admit in front of people numerous times that you do not like sweets at all. the glares I get for this 😂
Its kinda amazing how Hasan freestyles bits better than most stand up comedians... while doing a whole show on asylum policy. Like everyone knows he's funny but he's legit smart af
lmao guilty here too! Granted I read things not necessarily to be part of conversations but really just out of curiosity of whatever the show/video game is, but I know I a) can't be bothered to go through a whole series b) I don't want to be visually/emotionally scarred cause I can't handle gore/anything horror related
Hamzah حمزه Hassan is on his way of leaving the Deen Islam! Abdullah Ibn Amr Ibn al-'Aas may Allah be pleased with him said: “Whoever celebrates the Persian New Year's Day or their carnival and imitates them till his death he will be resurrected with them on the Day Judgment.” It is not permitted for Muslims to participate in the festivals of non Muslims because it is a kind of cooperation in the disobedience of Allah. Allah says (what means): {…Help you one another in Al-Birr and At-Taqwa (virtue, righteousness and piety); but do not help one another in sin and transgression….} [Quran 5:2]. The Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) said: "Whoever imitates a nation is but one of them." [Abu Dawood]
@@1D.JFanMma this is what i don't like about religious fanatics - you have no chill whatsoever. Judging and spamming all over the comments. Mood killer. Booooo. Go away...
Malaika Rana he is a Muslim and Muslim aren’t allowed to celebrate other religious Feativals or Celebrations. It’s forbidden in our Relogion to celebrate haloween nor Christmas nor any types of celebration like that. Every Muslim should know that. That’s why I got surprised to hear him bragging about it.
Come on man, she's 19 and got to be on stage with Hasan? And danced? That's amazing. 😭😭 Also, protests on TikTok sounds amazing. Let's get all the major players on to it, although I don't like it. xD
I absolutely love your stuff Hasan! The show is so raw and real. I love that you really talk to and engage with your audience, it makes the show a whole lot more fun and interesting :)
OMG when Hasan was talking about wearing socks on a carpet and shocking someone that's exactly what we talked about in my science class today. I was like the surprised pikachu face
Lmao, same in my Vietnamese in laws' house. I had to literally go to the mat for separate santa and family gifts. Sorry, my kids aren't that dumb after like preschool 😂
"Well, dear... Santa was alive once, long ago.. but he was very fat, from all the baked goods and dairy he ingested, and had many obesity related issues, including diabetes. But because his gift giving was considered 'too socialist', he was denied health care, and passed away from congestive heart failure in a snowbank one Christmas eve, while trying to lift a pony onto the roof of a little girl who can't get it through her head that a horse can't live in the garage, Becky! I mean.. what are we gonna do with it? I can't feed a horse! Stable fees are insane... insane, Becky! You'll be tired of it after a week, and never play with it like that hamster! I have 2 of you ungrateful little monsters to put through school! I just can't.. why are you crying? STOP CRYING! Maude! She's crying again!" -How I dealt with the Santa issue last year.
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Hasan going full Indian uncle getting that girl to dance 😂
he was so awkward holding that phone, so cute
Reminds me of that one JusReign video with the guests 😂
Dude that's racism....😂😂😂
@@jatinsharma8287 No it isn't. I am an Indian and I will let it pass.
So true
When you're BROWN brown and you always knew santa wasn't real
Lmao real talk
Yup my mom tOld me that saint nick and santa wasnt real
HAHAHHAA YEAHH haha cant stop laughing ; )
Is Hassan Muslim or not??????? Doesn’t he know that participating in any festival or celebration or congratulating on their feats is HARAM!!!
Exactly, my husband was not giving Santa any credit for his money spent. Lol
I never imagined comedians being sensible and educating the public while politicians are a joke.
it's like this everywhere around the world. comedians are the new opposition
Word
Correct me if Im wrong but I believe Shakespeare did political satire
This is such a boomer comment
@@asamlambunk Most boomers would know that comedy has been teaching since it's inception. That sounds like a Gen Z comment (and no, I am in neither of those, I am an apathetic Gen-Xer ha ha)
If she's 19 then she must have been born in 2000 damn I'm seeing a real 2000 grown up person
dbsksarangx3 the end of 1999 actually but yeah😂
Right lol
@@BellaKing WAIT ITS ACTUALLY YOU FROM THE VIDEO y'all need to check her channel how has nobody(?) recognised this yet
Is that Kyungsoo in your profile pic? I Love him and the rest of EXO
@Pinecone 460. I would have never clicked on the RUclips profile had you not said that!
Watch @Bella King talk about her time on the Patriot Act on one of her RUclips videos!
ruclips.net/video/LU6Da2r8X2Y/видео.html
Nobody interacts with the crowd like Hasan does.
Srijan Chakraborty I swear
Trevor Noah does
Krysta Edwards not like this.
*Andrew schulz*
Excuse me ever heard mamamoo or got7?
I could never ever dance on stage in front of people I don’t even know lmaooooo. Kudos to her for her confidence
shes so confident, I feel a little jealous :D
Right, She was so happy to be up there. The audience was polite as well.
Ifkr, she's awesome haha
the youth right there lmao xD
Ohh?😵😵
Just love the vibe when Hasan interacts with the audience. Its like they are a little family
They are well trained and paid audience
cp1307 If thats true then its super disappointing 😢
@@katet82 he is lying. Its real audience
Kris haha yes me too
the audience is always good, but this particular vid the audience was really amazing, they all seemed so relaxed and ready to have fun
This audience interaction is one of the things that separates Hassan from the rest of these types of shows. Shows how much he really enjoys the supporters of the show and how much of a down to earth guy he really is 🙌🏾
Trever Noah does it on his show too. I love them both.
I'm the one thousandth like!😁
When his show first started I saw a comment from someone saying he had a laughtrack. I was sure Ai saw an audience but now I feel vindicated completely. 🤓
@@TheMrswardy88 yea Trevor Noah is one of my favourites too
They all do, he just posts all of his
I bet Hasan became incredibly aware of his age during the Tik Tok bit
I think so many of us did......! But he was still able to play along and engage the crowd which is awesome; he's really just such a naturally funny, entertaining guy.
I didn’t realize reading the synopsis of a movie on Wikipedia was an Asian thing to do. I thought I was just being a lazy person 😂
I do it too.
😅😅😅 I am Asian 😂😂😂
You guys for real? Come on 😂
I do it all the time..and I thought it's just me..duh
i do that tooo but i thought it was just me and i am asian xD
Same I do it too, and Asian, lol I just wanna know if the movie is worth watching
If she doesn’t respect me, I’ll emotionally guilt her! Felt that
That's Asian parents. 🥴
Brown parents for ya🤷
Hasan has become a Pro Level Indian Father, guilt trip and making someone dance. You can't get more Indian than that.
Yooooo.. that girl has soo much confidence! I could never do that lmao she’s great!
S K Lodhi thank you that’s so sweet!
@@BellaKing Bella honestly this was so super awesome. Like the poise and confidence with which everything happened was amazing. Yo go gurl
@@BellaKing THE LEGEND HERSELF. Killin' it
You talking about that girl ? Look at hasan !!!!!!!!
I can't tell if she's Indian or black
“She doesn’t respect me. I’ll emotionally guilt her”
As a brown person with brown parents.... that hit tooo hard
Dude... talk about it!
Hunter as an Asian, bruh we in the same boat.
Bruh, like a disproportionately large portion of this guy's audience is Asian. We all in this together lol
too close to home
You gotta do it for the culture 😂
We need to make the “I stand with Hong Kong” thing a trend on tik tok
Even more horrific is what they're doing to the Uighurs. Full-on Nazi concentration camp stuff. There needs to be more outrage over this!
Why dont you stand with Chagos Island, Singapore, Catalan, Okinawa, Kurdistan, Bahrain, most of the Middle East...I can keep going all day. Typical hypocrite. America only loves to support democracy in its enemies but cheer on friendly dictators. You can admit to yourself that your ignorant.
Zeitgeist X - so what’s the best way to become educated? Serious question
@@zeitgeistx5239 lol whataboutery ain't gonna save anyone
Im legit going to do it haha, y'all follow me on tik tok (kapeshaisthebest) and let's all make a chain of us doing it!! I'll even put on the patriot act sound 😂😂
the dance surprisingly fits on the patriot act theme
yeh right
I choked on my cereal when she started dancing to the Patriot Act theme. I love that they put that over the real song.
I chocked on my gulab jamun.
they played the actual song, but it was later replaced to avoid copyright infringement.
Lolll
sanity's quota omg are you ok
1k like
i LOVE how he just without thinking even for a second like not at all just went "my wife does my eyebrows" omg that is love.
200th updoot
Yeah, but the rest that followed was EWWWWWWW
My bf has flossed my teeth on many occasions.
Ikr
I honestly felt so attacked when he started talking about how Ronny just reads the wikipedia page of shows. What else can I do? There's just too many shows... 😭😭😭
Harman I do that and I’m Jamaican lmao I’m too lazy
you need to watch the video again, there is a message on screen about how Ronny Chang felt about it
I felt attacked too because I do that. And I’m not Asian. It came back to bite me tho because I recently spoiled a movie that I would’ve preferred to watch 😅
I do this to scary movies too because sometimes I’m interested in the plot but I don’t want to watch the movie
I just end up watching clips on youtube
'I have it downloaded on my phone'
'It needs WiFi'
That's tiktok do to your brain 😂😂😂😂 jk
THE GIRL DANCING TO THE PATRIOT ACT THEME SONG HAS ME WEAK
I\the copyright really got me hahhaha
They had to remove it for copyright reasons so they replaced it with the theme song
Simp
@@BellaKing ohhh it makes sense now
man still the theme song still was good
This is what Lilly Singh's show is missing. Authenticity. Putting up an act is never received well.
Update : Felt the need to update because I feel Little Late S2 is way WAY better. so the opinion stated above only applies to S1 hehe
I love acts
Like ayoade's is first class
Give her a chance. I hope after a month or 2 she'll find her stride
I never liked her vibe even before she made it big. Her comedy seemed forced and sort of performative to me. So I was never going to like her show.
Love that Hasan is authentic and funny at the same time, like he acknowledges his heritage and culture but doesn’t make it the highlight of everything he talks about. Lily just needs to find her authenticity
Who? This is the first time I even heard this name.
maybe Hasan should do an episode on plumbing 😂
Mos def😅😅
"But here is the catch. Toilets all over the world are facing grave danger since 2010."
Better not eat before watch it lol
He didn't even ask the audience. He knows there are no Asian plumbers in America lmao, no Asian can go to plumbing school and stay alive to tell the tale
Gotta love that graphics team and everyone's love of Harry Potter wand action.
I love that they had to change the song because of copyright lmao
You're awesome!
Yooooo... it's you!
So no one is talking about special effect in this episode. I just want to take a moment and appreciate all the hard work of the team.
Great job guys !
one of the most fun deep cuts episodes thus far.
Like for using the word 'thus' 👍🏻
Just watch UFO deep cuts.
As a Malaysian, i feel exposed by that whole wikipedia thing :"
As an Asian, I feel the same thing
Same😅
As an Asian, felt same.
Your name is arush rama lol
I do that too because i can't sit through a whole show or movie. Especially for horror movies lol
Tan would be so happy about the jacket!
I was totally thinking that!
Omg thesedays when I watch I always think I bet tan is happy tan would approve ❤️
when he said "please no more twix" his hindi accent came out!! i loved it!!!
time stamp?
@@okay8433 7:24
Girl: It “has” to be that song
Patriot act: Replaces the song with theme song... 😂😂
Santa been taking recognition for parents' presents for their children since 1863.
Did you just google the date to be factually correct? 😂
@@vrindaavhad2048 I had to make sure the date was correct, otherwise Hasan wouldn't approve 😅
The editors killed it AGAIN in this video, keep up the great work! There were so many great jokes in this one. The Earth stuff, Expelliarmus, and Tik Tok roasting were my favorites!
Petition to raise salary for *Graphics Team* ..!👇
😂😂😂
She is like 'Best app'. The editor is like 'you thought I would let that lie slide? Jokes on you'
He could have sued Safeway for firing him due to religious beliefs.
That’s not religious beliefs, quite the opposite in fact, most people believe that having a mustache is haram(forbidden)
@@abdulrahmansrour7936 Can you give sources because I am 90% sure that is not true?
@@oo3006 some scholars say it’s compulsory others say it’s a sunnah, and as for the mustache being haram thing, the prophet said to keep your mustaches short and your beards long. Just search Hadith about mustaches and beards.
@@abdulrahmansrour7936 yes short but not haram to have one. Where did you get that information?
"but after the 200th person you'd be like, "please, no more Twix!'"
love how a bit of accent slipped in there
I love how he just hangs out with the audience and truly interacts with them!
For a show with no CGI, that spell thingy got me for sec
Amaan Jawed same!! i flinched when i saw it!! :))
Me: “How does she not know this is actually the Patriot Act theme song?”
...
“Oh.”
The way he is interacting n sharing his stories is remarkable n something to be rly admired of plus also making the audience volunteer♥Simply love it♥
The real question is does he like his Gulab-Jamen better cold or hot
Both!
Obviously hot
Who eats it cold?!?
Electric_ mohawk ok good we are all on the same page then.
Hot hot hot
Every indian sweet is a gangsta until the real gangsta walks in.
~ The OG Roshogolla!
amriti is the best
roshogolla is kinda bland
Meh. Rasmalai beats rasgulla anyday
@@rajat.2 +1
Rasmalai is on a different league all together.
KAJU KATLI
Rasgulla overrated AF
Hot Gulab jamun>>>>
I'm an Indian and I'll choose gulab jamun over a person any day.
Definitely
@Andrew Sand definitely.
Rasmali, Gulab Jamun then Jalebi . In order of increasing sweetness if you do otherwise you'll definitely ruin the experience of rest.
I will choose anything over 'SOAN PAPDI'😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀
imagine being an Indian and a bengali and then having to admit in front of people numerous times that you do not like sweets at all. the glares I get for this 😂
Its kinda amazing how Hasan freestyles bits better than most stand up comedians... while doing a whole show on asylum policy. Like everyone knows he's funny but he's legit smart af
It’s amazing how he related Tiktok as a way of showing patriot act “I stand with Hongkong”.
Does anyone else read the synopses of shows to be a part of the conversation too or is it just Ronny and I out here?
I've no time to watch anything so yeah, I do it too.
lmao guilty here too! Granted I read things not necessarily to be part of conversations but really just out of curiosity of whatever the show/video game is, but I know I a) can't be bothered to go through a whole series b) I don't want to be visually/emotionally scarred cause I can't handle gore/anything horror related
Sameee
I just have a really bad habit of spoiling myself with the entire plot before watching a movie.
I literally felt so attacked when I saw Hasan shaming us
3:59 I thought Hasan really displayed his magical powers, took me by surprise.😅
Hamzah حمزه Hassan is on his way of leaving the Deen Islam! Abdullah Ibn Amr Ibn al-'Aas may Allah be pleased with him said: “Whoever celebrates the Persian New Year's Day or their carnival and imitates them till his death he will be resurrected with them on the Day Judgment.”
It is not permitted for Muslims to participate in the festivals of non Muslims because it is a kind of cooperation in the disobedience of Allah. Allah says (what means): {…Help you one another in Al-Birr and At-Taqwa (virtue, righteousness and piety); but do not help one another in sin and transgression….} [Quran 5:2]. The Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam ( may Allah exalt his mention ) said: "Whoever imitates a nation is but one of them." [Abu Dawood]
@@1D.JFanMma that's cool and all, but show me literally one person who asked.
@@1D.JFanMma this is what i don't like about religious fanatics - you have no chill whatsoever. Judging and spamming all over the comments. Mood killer. Booooo. Go away...
@@1D.JFanMma wait, what? How is this relevant?? 😂
Malaika Rana he is a Muslim and Muslim aren’t allowed to celebrate other religious Feativals or Celebrations. It’s forbidden in our Relogion to celebrate haloween nor Christmas nor any types of celebration like that. Every Muslim should know that. That’s why I got surprised to hear him bragging about it.
“And if she doesn’t I’ll emotionally guilt her” lmao
I’m North African and I swear I look up the synopsis too. I don’t know why but I just do.
ok so bella is the new official patriot act mascot.
Hahaha thanks! what a dream😂
Bella King you were so cute up there omg
Yesss haha
The video is 14 minutes long. It was literally posted 10 minutes ago. How the F*** do y'all manage to somehow comment after speed watching it?
comment without watching the whole thing yet.
They read the synopsis on wikipedia.
you can comment while watching, my dude
Kathleen Mullrooney 😂😂😂😂 why did I just hear of this whole synopsis thing now?😳😂
@@kmmullrooney this is brilliant 😂
Zapping the audience was awesome 😂
Come on man, she's 19 and got to be on stage with Hasan? And danced? That's amazing. 😭😭 Also, protests on TikTok sounds amazing. Let's get all the major players on to it, although I don't like it. xD
Md. Zubair Yacoob Lasania literally it was a dream come true😁
@@BellaKing ohmygod. It was you!!! You did amazing!! And you got yourself a new sub today! (':
I absolutely love your stuff Hasan! The show is so raw and real. I love that you really talk to and engage with your audience, it makes the show a whole lot more fun and interesting :)
That Bella girl is so pretty!
Thank you so much! you are just the sweetest
@@BellaKing what's ur Instagram handle
Me after the girl dancing : ok boomer 😭
Ok boomer
Ok Boomer
Ok Boomer
Ok boomer
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA! SO FUNNY MAKES TOTAL SENSE
So those little explanation captions are real thing now.... Not complaining.
Prateek Das Agree, but it’s went by too quickly. Almost subliminal.
That Denim is smokin hot. Has anyone told Hasan he looks like Tony Stark?
he doesnt
Dude what?
He should also lose the trousers
i do the whole wikipedia synopsis deal... just to understand and enjoy the memes
so yea you could say "Did It For The Memes."
OMG when Hasan was talking about wearing socks on a carpet and shocking someone that's exactly what we talked about in my science class today. I was like the surprised pikachu face
Hasan uncle: Beta, mehmaano ko naach ke dikhao.
Kid: Gets up on stage and baffles me with her confidence at freaking 19!
In my family it was both: the presents were from “Santa” but then you had to go thank your aunt and uncle right after opening the present.
lmao
XD
Lmao, same in my Vietnamese in laws' house. I had to literally go to the mat for separate santa and family gifts.
Sorry, my kids aren't that dumb after like preschool 😂
I felt so attacked when Hasan talked about Ronny reading the synopsis of movies on Wiki...i'm not a robot, it just saves time T_T
Hasan: "I will emotionally guilt her"
Me: "That be our way."
Lol blacks too
When the patriot act theme song started playing and everyone got excited I thought that was the actual song lol
Again your vfx team man, they're doing a great job.
He didn't even say any apparent scripted jokes. He just straight talking and improvising and some of his reactions are actually funny!
I don't mess with TikTok but that girl was amazing
shes so confident, I feel a little jealous :D
@@Magmakojote she's commenting on here Bella King
High-give ignored at 9:20 lmaoo, she handled it like a boss and turned it into a wave!
I LOVE “Deep Cuts”. Has to be the best programming in 2019!!!!!
She’s danced to the patriot act song
Jumbo Truster I know can you believe it 😂
Y'all going stupid, they replaced the song to avoid a copy strike
Lolll she didn't😂😂😂😂😂😂😂haha
When the outro feels elongated you know there’s something
I really enjoyed that, way more than I thought I would.
START MAKING “I stand with Hong Kong” TIK TOKS!!!!!
"What's the question you hate being asked the most"
"CAN YOU PLEASE WRAP IT UP"
"OMG OMG JKJK....
UNLESS"
Tik Tok girl is beautiful and confident but that made me feel awkward lol..
Hum... Ok...
Ronny Chieng. I'm not Malaysian but I do the same thing.
Lmao the “I stand with Hong Kong” thing on tiktok is real
19 year old girl : i love tik tok, it's the best app
Sniper : we got the target in position permission to engage !
I know dude Tik tok is the dumbest app known to man !
I sow the girls regret when she got asked to go up on the stage
I'm not the only 32 year old that's living back with their parents lol I feel that girls pain also I'm brown and wiki everything I haven't seen lol.
He is the 'Best elder brother' to talk about things ! ♥️
8:05 ..... No no no no no no.... 'Ok Boomer' is legit Reddit material... TikTok just stole it from 'em... Big big sad
It was started by Millennials on 4chan.
3:57 that was so smooth and unexpected, well done once again graphics team 👏
The fact that he's standing like an Indian uncle while the girl was dancing is *elite*
That Static electricity edit 😂😂😂😂
Yo, dem editors did Bella dirty. Swapping out the music for the patriot act theme
They didn't. They edited out for youtube coz of copyright reasons
@@abhilashthakare I know. But the youtube clip will forever be Bella dancing to Patriot Act Theme
I know damn copyright got me!
Hasan, you are an amazing celeb. Giving the kid a chance to glow up is so awesome of you bro.
I love this. Keep posting these pls
Anyone else just presses the "like" button the moment the video starts? I mean, it's Hasan - I know I'll love it even before I watch it.
Yeah, cause I'll croll through the comments and forget otherwise! 😅
Hassannnnnn you bring a bright smile on my face 😍🥳❤❤
oh no u ruined the little girl's dance with the theme song like bruh
I think they actually played the song on the set but masked it with the theme song over on youtube for copyright reasons.
@@devashishlodh i know but i meant it got ruined for the watchers on yt
just look up lottery by k camp
You know there's something called copy-right right?
I looked for the song in another tab and played it while I was watching this video. I really liked her dance.
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who just looks up the synopses of tv shows people are talking about.
I love the tiny comments in white that the person editing this video put in. Best part of the show.
"Let xi jinping have my info" BRUHHHH
"Well, dear... Santa was alive once, long ago.. but he was very fat, from all the baked goods and dairy he ingested, and had many obesity related issues, including diabetes. But because his gift giving was considered 'too socialist', he was denied health care, and passed away from congestive heart failure in a snowbank one Christmas eve, while trying to lift a pony onto the roof of a little girl who can't get it through her head that a horse can't live in the garage, Becky! I mean.. what are we gonna do with it? I can't feed a horse! Stable fees are insane... insane, Becky! You'll be tired of it after a week, and never play with it like that hamster! I have 2 of you ungrateful little monsters to put through school! I just can't.. why are you crying? STOP CRYING! Maude! She's crying again!"
-How I dealt with the Santa issue last year.
I CANNOT BELIEVE HES MARRIED LET ALONE HAVING A DAUGHTER
The bleeped out the fucking song! It’s Lottery x K Camp.
I know copyright really got me lmao!
Man I love hassan. He is comedy his shows get me through these long days as a cross country truck driver.
Petition to have a full hour of Deep Cuts.