YTP - The Great Ventura

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • You thought Jesse Ventura was done... Think again!!!
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  • @SeraphinaPZ
    @SeraphinaPZ 6 лет назад +196

    "Two taps, baby, that's all it takes" - Jesse Ventura 2017

    • @JabbatheHut5
      @JabbatheHut5 8 месяцев назад

      "Both of you jack off now"

    • @JabbatheHut5
      @JabbatheHut5 11 дней назад

      "Both of you jack off now"

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 6 лет назад +311

    70% of poor people control the memes.

    • @mousebreaker1000
      @mousebreaker1000 6 лет назад +17

      Will Becker in minesos

    • @Gilbertify1
      @Gilbertify1 6 лет назад +24

      Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions can get cannabis for free.

    • @sparkymantv
      @sparkymantv 4 года назад +8

      That's the problem in MineSAUCE.

    • @mofo6907
      @mofo6907 3 года назад +4

      70% of poor people can troll the memes

  • @chrishuston7162
    @chrishuston7162 Год назад +15

    "1ST DEGREE VIAGRA"

  • @dusk565
    @dusk565 5 лет назад +68

    "I have never met, or seen, a frog." Classic Jesse Ventura.

  • @xox1592009
    @xox1592009 6 лет назад +121

    I guess I'll never find out if he's seen a frog or not

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 4 года назад +14

    Jess van Turd alerted me to hair and sness

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 6 лет назад +79

    Viagra? Are you kidding me?

  • @dawndreamer1109
    @dawndreamer1109  6 лет назад +94

    Never underestimate the power of Viagra!

    • @SaberViper
      @SaberViper 6 лет назад +6

      dawnDreamer Viagra, are you kidding me?

    • @MayoCore
      @MayoCore 4 года назад +1

      What song did you use at 1:40?

    • @mrtonline1866
      @mrtonline1866 4 года назад

      @@MayoCore Jingle Punks - Darling Ranch

    • @MayoCore
      @MayoCore 4 года назад

      @@mrtonline1866 Thank you!

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock Год назад

      arm.

  • @brianjohnson7835
    @brianjohnson7835 6 лет назад +42

    That Police Academy joke

  • @tomasphase21
    @tomasphase21 6 лет назад +39

    I'm Jess venturt welcome to my mom.

  • @ArcturusOTE
    @ArcturusOTE 4 года назад +21

    3:24 The gutbuster of this poop

  • @blue_jm
    @blue_jm 2 года назад +14

    Almost 5 years later this is still pure gold.

  • @tonygoliayoutube
    @tonygoliayoutube Год назад +6

    Heroin, and SNES.

  • @pc1231
    @pc1231 4 года назад +8

    *_”R i G H T ? ?”_*
    -Jesse Ventura (2017)

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 6 лет назад +42

    I shall wipe my test-i-cools now

  • @homersimpsonucf
    @homersimpsonucf 4 года назад +10

    This is some criminally under-viewed YTP

  • @pizzazone3726
    @pizzazone3726 6 лет назад +49

    those damned poor people in minnesos are controlling the memes

  • @aphexboiz5035
    @aphexboiz5035 6 лет назад +35

    That Ron Paul segment killed me

  • @nitroedits2834
    @nitroedits2834 6 лет назад +38

    more firepower

  • @PeteValence
    @PeteValence 6 лет назад +16

    "I'm Jess Venturt. Welcome to my mom. Come along for the raar." - Fucken subbed.

  • @Gilbertify1
    @Gilbertify1 6 лет назад +44

    Oh my gosh, you're back! And you did NOT disappoint!!

  • @Dave-dh7rt
    @Dave-dh7rt 4 года назад +10

    0:13 his "WOoOW" made me laugh so fucking hard i almost puked

  • @silentevil77
    @silentevil77 4 года назад +23

    The motorcycle parts are sending me to the moon
    😂😂😂
    Also I could watch an 8hr Radio Ventura

    • @JB52520
      @JB52520 2 года назад +1

      Radio Ventura: 私はパイナップルが大好き
      (I love pineapple)

  • @davemunger8803
    @davemunger8803 4 года назад +5

    I wipe my TESTIKÜLS.

    • @davemunger8803
      @davemunger8803 4 года назад

      (Also, testi-kools should really be a cigarette brand.)

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 6 лет назад +28

    My favorite YTP I've seen in quite some time. Keep up the crazy, surreal work!

  • @anthonykatsivalis224
    @anthonykatsivalis224 4 года назад +18

    Putin: *momomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomo*

  • @larsongame4120
    @larsongame4120 4 года назад +8

    Police Academy 7 committed the Paris attacks. Change my mind 😂

  • @elc1960
    @elc1960 Год назад +4

    I love how Ron Paul doesn't answer him; just sits there with that look on his face. I bet that's the same look he gets when his son Rand Paul starts talking about anything: "Damn boy, you sure can sling the bullshit. What the fuck are you even saying?"

  • @transformalizer
    @transformalizer 6 лет назад +20

    Yeah, that was a pretty quick scenario...
    Could you repeat what you said, Jesse?

  • @thomasbaron5367
    @thomasbaron5367 5 лет назад +10

    2:37 the way he said "hair" had me dying! LOL xD

  • @MrFinnboy69
    @MrFinnboy69 6 лет назад +19

    70% of poor people control the memes. remember that!!!!

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 4 года назад +15

    "момомомомомомомо"
    - Владимир Путин

  • @the3idiots14
    @the3idiots14 5 лет назад +7

    The motorcycle scenes were hilarious

  • @Grace_Robbins
    @Grace_Robbins Год назад +3

    When Gordon Ramsay flipped him out of there with his convertible and said "whooo!" I lost my mind. 😂 Funnier still, they both thought they were driving on the correct side of the road.

  • @BalticoYT
    @BalticoYT 2 года назад +3

    I never knew that I had 2 of the biggest problems in America: Hair, and SNES

  • @ChrisS310
    @ChrisS310 3 года назад +2

    You've found your calling, my friend.

  • @AdamRJ01
    @AdamRJ01 15 дней назад +1

    I'm Jess Venturt, welcome to my moom, come along for the raar.

  • @larsb2999
    @larsb2999 5 лет назад +5

    "I wipe my testikouls"
    Genius.

  • @namebp
    @namebp 4 года назад +3

    I have finally discovered the best ytp channel.

  • @Nautiluss
    @Nautiluss 6 лет назад +4

    I'm back, so *f**k* out!
    .... _Wooooooooooow._

  • @hpholland
    @hpholland Год назад +2

    JESSIE VENTURA
    YESSIE VENTURA
    -The Price is Rice jr

  • @perkeez80
    @perkeez80 5 лет назад +5

    How are hair and the SNES two of America's biggest problems?
    Featuring Michael Wood Yufukme and Thomas Jacksoff

  • @TheEmDog10
    @TheEmDog10 4 года назад +4

    “I’m just a turt”

  • @LohPro
    @LohPro 6 лет назад +12

    5:23 Freemason handshake

  • @ramauldsgamingandeverthing6416
    @ramauldsgamingandeverthing6416 5 лет назад +5

    I'm a 800 pound gorilla yagagy rooooohhhhhhh.

  • @Tmpp88
    @Tmpp88 6 лет назад +19

    Tangerines > pineapples

  • @100mgd
    @100mgd 5 лет назад +8

    I'm sad that the comments have not revealed any songs yet nor the description has any information on the sounds too! Quite some catchy music in here sir!

    • @tegamingother
      @tegamingother 4 года назад

      Piano music is sad music and guitar music is catchy music. Theres ur description.

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 4 года назад +4

    I am an 800 pound Gorilla. Yigaiky
    WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Johny40Se7en
    @Johny40Se7en 3 года назад +3

    I'm positive that the ones who make these videos get high and then take notes, and whatever they think when they're as high as a kite, goes into these videos unfiltered.
    3:18 "59 missiles, up my arse!" 😆😂🤣 Bonkers

  • @BaconMaken
    @BaconMaken 5 лет назад +5

    *VIAGRA*

  • @maxwell4546
    @maxwell4546 6 лет назад +9

    Ventura for President.

  • @cliffgoodbye
    @cliffgoodbye 5 лет назад +11

    Dawidzinis Dawidzinis Dawidzinis Dawidzinis Dawidzinis Dawidzinis Dawidzinis
    Mommommommommommommommom....
    Mommom

  • @mykyta1235
    @mykyta1235 9 месяцев назад +3

    Damn, 2023 - I miss this channel's author so much...

  • @crabmankiosk000
    @crabmankiosk000 5 лет назад +2

    Seriously love the way you edit Jesse Ventura it’s fucking perfect lmao

  • @BrandosLounge
    @BrandosLounge 5 лет назад +3

    Best YTP on youtube!!!

  • @bricefitzgerald8949
    @bricefitzgerald8949 5 лет назад +5

    No crime is more serious than first-degree Viagra.

  • @mrtonline1866
    @mrtonline1866 4 года назад +2

    Song @ 1:40 is called Jingle Punks - Darling Ranch

  • @ShanerGamer
    @ShanerGamer 6 лет назад +17

    Lost it 4:10

  • @reillyspitzfaden
    @reillyspitzfaden 6 лет назад +19

    What's the music (the funky guitar riff) in there around 3:56?

    • @ifeelluckytoday
      @ifeelluckytoday 4 года назад

      Watch Dogs

    • @100mgd
      @100mgd 9 месяцев назад

      ​@ifeelluckytoday What do you mean by watch dog? Please be more specific....

  • @themightychinful
    @themightychinful 4 года назад +4

    This is high level, top quality YTP. Well played.

  • @tychodragon
    @tychodragon 6 лет назад +5

    70% of poor people control the memes!!!!!! perfect

  • @TheJayson8899
    @TheJayson8899 4 года назад +3

    Why do I get the idea that every person he interviews only gets accepted because they’re desperate to make ends meet.
    I love that he wears a Hendrix shirt to interview a politician lmao. At least he has good taste in music.

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 5 лет назад +1

    Doctor Paul, answer the question. Answer the question, Doctor Paul. Doctor Paul?! DOCTOR PAUL! ANSWER THE QUESTION! ANSWER IT DOCTOR PAUL!

  • @davidjatt3251
    @davidjatt3251 6 лет назад +5

    man jesse is old

  • @davidjatt3251
    @davidjatt3251 6 лет назад +2

    holy shit, the Ron Paul part was fucking amazing

  • @WackoX1337
    @WackoX1337 5 лет назад +6

    0:48
    PROCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

  • @theinevitableend9412
    @theinevitableend9412 5 лет назад +2

    Momomomomo

  • @hadasah_2258
    @hadasah_2258 6 лет назад +6

    4:45 I SCREAMED💀💀💀

  • @justintrimble6635
    @justintrimble6635 5 лет назад +5

    1:23 that lady sure is fine

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 8 месяцев назад

    If Jesse's show was exactly like this, I don't think network or cable TV would be the place for it. It would have to be pay-per-view, and it would set viewership records they wouldn't be able to touch for 100 years.

  • @Th3Abel
    @Th3Abel 5 лет назад +3

    03:05 technically speaking we need.. that list killed me

  • @jeffcarroll1990shock
    @jeffcarroll1990shock 4 года назад +3

    1:02 CC: Dennis Dennis Dennis Dennis Dennis

  • @Tirgo69
    @Tirgo69 2 года назад +2

    ...I've never met or seen a frog...

  • @viggo8213
    @viggo8213 4 года назад +2

    Momomomomomomomomo
    -putin 2017

  • @venture3800
    @venture3800 4 года назад +3

    i like the seagull part

  • @lmrogld
    @lmrogld 6 лет назад +7

    Minnes0s

  • @thebitheternal2184
    @thebitheternal2184 5 лет назад +3

    Hair and snes. How can we possibly defeat hair and snes?

  • @austinschmuck7814
    @austinschmuck7814 6 лет назад +6

    1:25 arm!

  • @JackieAprileJr
    @JackieAprileJr 3 года назад +1

    Two taps baby

  • @hoh5590
    @hoh5590 4 года назад +4

    I like that isis is now the police academy

  • @ELK1989612
    @ELK1989612 6 лет назад +2

    MORE. THAT'SCH AN ORDER.

  • @lesbiansaregoodandch
    @lesbiansaregoodandch 6 лет назад +2

    That was fucking beautiful.

  • @randallpetroelje3913
    @randallpetroelje3913 4 года назад +6

    I’ve got nothing but love for Ventura. He actually gave tax credits back to the people. You did do a humor on him.😂🤣👍. I I still respect him. Pretty cool though.

  • @100mgd
    @100mgd 5 лет назад +5

    dawnDreamer, when are you going to tell us what songs you used in this?? It's killing me that I don't know the songs used in this!!

  • @bassi7785
    @bassi7785 5 лет назад +5

    Bahaha 3:38 👌🏻💪🏻

  • @ChaseMC215
    @ChaseMC215 5 лет назад +1

    Jessie Ventura is not safe in this YTP world!

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 5 лет назад +3

    Momomomomomom. - Putin

  • @formalityswand2230
    @formalityswand2230 6 лет назад +4

    Some one understands this.

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 5 лет назад +3

    I love pineapples

  • @ShyVioletIsShy
    @ShyVioletIsShy 5 лет назад +3

    I also love pineapple.

    • @JB52520
      @JB52520 3 года назад

      パイナップルがおいしい
      ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

  • @drayvelharris8348
    @drayvelharris8348 5 лет назад +1

    ron paul was quiet today

  • @Late_Night_Edits
    @Late_Night_Edits 6 лет назад +5

    1st degree Viagra.

  • @HnRZ
    @HnRZ 5 лет назад +1

    Please make more Jesse Ventura poops, this is hilarious.

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath 5 лет назад +2

    HAAAIIIRRRRR and sssnesss, the two major problems in America

  • @Jinnoth
    @Jinnoth 5 лет назад +1

    Jesse Ventura you are arrested on SUSpension of illegal Viagra smuggling in the USA and USSR.

  • @javiermacias3401
    @javiermacias3401 5 лет назад +2

    More fire power *2 times*

  • @MrStuniz96
    @MrStuniz96 6 лет назад +1

    The leggend, the cospiracy haunter, the viagra is fucking back!!!!

  • @ttangen8754
    @ttangen8754 Год назад +1

    Why would someone poop the former governor of Minnesota

  • @flashlightfreek
    @flashlightfreek 5 лет назад +1

    Proudest clap