Top 4 "I swear to high officer, I'm not God." "Is this the same test you have to take to become a police officer?" "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? "No, officer. It's 'hi, how are you?'"
UniBlizz it’s was just wife that he was referring to and when the cop tossed him on the car. When he said I guess it runs in the family. Referring that his wife like it rough (SEX)
ii Dont? Hate? The PoPos But ii Descendants Wonder what will Happen iF The Next Time i Hand My iD-card to Them PoPos and ii snap it innToo 2 Two iD-cards a Great magic Trick . and you LeFt out i wonder iF what Happen iF someBody say ii Hope The EarthLings HuMansLzing Race will BeComes Extinct again and and acting Like? you are praying Too The SenTencess Species who Made The universe Too Doo iT or? someThing ii can't SpecuLations Think what will Happen iF i snap My iD-card into 2 Two's iD-card a Great magic trick Turning 1 one iD-card innToo 2 Two iD-cards
There were SO SO SO many good ones I can't pick one...or five or ten. These are HILARIOUS (but I'm sure all have been used too many times). Luv you, SM!!
What's the officer, problem? What's the problem officer * is what he meant to say if any of you guys haven't watched it yet. He went on to say "Sorry im high"
The most important thing you should do is shut up and listen, if the cop is wrong pay attention to detail follow up later , then report the incident to their chain of command or internal affairs allow them all to do their jobs in figuring it out!! Finally if all else fails get a lawyer to sue, but you need to be right about what your actions were.
#77 lol - "I thought about becoming a cop.....then I graduated from high school."
For real i started cracking up
30
😂
😂
I LAUGHED AT THAT ONE TOOOO
"No officer, it's Hi how are you,"
classicrockguy7 how hi are you
That one was good
How hi are you
Hi how are you
That one killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
I swear to hi
"I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing that ticket"
Yeah, that's the worst one xD
Nope, #16 is the worst by far
Joshua Holmes definitely
73 is easily the worst one.
All of em quick ways to get shot
Matthew Calmert no the worse one is someone stole all my weed I’m so glad you guys are here now lMBO that had me dead
Lmao I loved the "no officer it's hi how are you"
I listened to the video say it while i was reading lol
I wasn't speeding officer, but I passed a couple of guys who were!
Top 4
"I swear to high officer, I'm not God."
"Is this the same test you have to take to become a police officer?"
"You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
"No, officer. It's 'hi, how are you?'"
Ivy Meadows no one of the best is “WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?”
"Oh.. What's... What's this down here... It's..."
*PEW PEW PEE*
"Nah I'm joking haha"
Nikola Vucevic svi te mrze
Nikola Vucevic the magic suck
Bro u wont even get to finish the joke by the time u say what's this they gon shoot u
what's it like to be on a perpetually irrelevant team?
@@BarabaZgojena Ok, Zgojena
#14 WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS!!!!
I think number three is the most funny because he treated them like dogs. lol!
+DrNeeDee I know right?! lol XD
Lmao
#30 is priceless!
‘How high are you?
‘No officer,it’s hi, how are you!!!’’
@3:12
As an officer for 8 1/2 years, I heard number 50 way more than any others, lol.
KevinthePRF don’t mix baby Yoda with that God forsaken team (ps come back here if they draft tua)
Tbh, I can’t say the alphabet backwards.
@@nckhrt they wont draft tua
Alex Eckmann Cavassa probably not but I’m coming back here tmrw
KevinthePRF I believe it.
“Oh so we’re gonna do it rough now huh?”
“Guess it runs in the family”
bro scooter a legend
Sweaty Boi is that a black person joke? I didn’t really get it
Carter Seaborn scooter is basically inferring that he smashed the officer’s mom Xd
UniBlizz it’s was just wife that he was referring to and when the cop tossed him on the car. When he said I guess it runs in the family. Referring that his wife like it rough (SEX)
"I swear to high i'm not god" got me dying
How do you doing it your under a rest
Wicho Vazquez
Jj
Officer, if I weren't drunk right now, I'd get out of this truck and kick your ass!
Thanks for the ticket, officer shit head!
JediDanD I want you to
FmgJediDanD te
Cops new food of choice: Chipotle
I went into Chipotle one day and I swear the whole police squad was in there eating lunch.
***** it was a joke in case you didn't know
SassySimmer i
I see them in Subway all the time.
ii Dont? Hate? The PoPos But ii Descendants Wonder what will Happen iF The Next Time i Hand My iD-card to Them PoPos and ii snap it innToo 2 Two iD-cards a Great magic Trick
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and you LeFt out i wonder iF what Happen iF someBody say ii Hope The EarthLings HuMansLzing Race will BeComes Extinct again and and acting Like? you are praying Too The SenTencess Species who Made The universe Too Doo iT or? someThing
ii can't SpecuLations Think what will Happen iF i snap My iD-card into 2 Two's iD-card
a Great magic trick Turning 1 one iD-card innToo 2 Two iD-cards
I think they offer discounted meals to cops.
RUclips:
2013:not at all
2014:nope
2015:no
2016:just a few more years
2017:they can wait
2018:not yet
2019:fine well recommend it
#4
Dude I'm glad you guys are here yo someone stole all my weed
Funniest ones: 96, 90, 75, 72, 66, 65, 62, 59, 58, 50, 43, 42, 22, 20, 16, 4,
and my favorite is 43 and 16
“ I didn’t know I was speeding I had my eyes closed” 😂
Haha the one when he's all like " you know i was thinking of being a cop, but then i graduated from high school " hahahaha!!!!!
"I swear to drunk, I'm not god"
David Owen it was I swear to high stupid are you high?
@@Willy72070 it's from a song
@@inkoinfinity2 Yes and he said it wrong
2:30 - That’s a really nice gun you have there wanna see mine? 🤣
I swear to drunk I'm not God. XD
OMG NUMBER 1 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ikr! XD
*sigh* it’s because I’m black isn’t it
That always work
“Here you go officer oh wait that’s the fake one”
😂😂
OMG we didn't order any strippers was hilarious!!
-How high are you?
-No oFfiCeR iT's Hi hOw ArE yOu
yo this man started to bribe the cops with a doughnut IM DONE
I hear #1 at school all of the time it's hilarious
😂
“ I pay your salary”
I love it
Lmao
love the fetch the donut ,gota be in shape to be a cop lmaoooo
we didn't order strippers
Or did u
85+84
“I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS SPEEDING!”
*”my eyes were shut.”*
...
i guess that’s reasonable.
There were SO SO SO many good ones I can't pick one...or five or ten. These are HILARIOUS (but I'm sure all have been used too many times). Luv you, SM!!
16 was my fav
30 OH MY GOD
#24 popped a molly I’m sweating wooooowww!!! LMFAO 😂☠️
"I'm not going back to jail." Classic.
*Grabs donuts* "Take what you want, we call it even."
I laughed at a few of these videos a while back and just saw them again and they are as funny as ever ... so I reposted them to facebook.... again
16 XD ffs
I'm crying right now 😂😂😂
“Oh my I’m so glad you guys are here. Look someone stole all my weed.” 😂😂lol #4
#101: “There are people out there getting killed and shit, and you’re pulling me over for doing CRACK? You need to get your priorities straight”
“I’m not going back to JAIL” XDDD
IDK why but right off the bat at 99 killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
16 definitely
"What seems to be the officer problem ahh I'm high"
"You know I could kill you if I wanted to right"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi! We loved your video!!! You are very funny and speak fast, we stayed shocked!! Kisses from brazil!! Fê e Sara
54 is the best one!!!!!
"She told me she was 18"😂
I loved the #64. "You gotta be in shape for being a police officer.... what a heck..."???? ...... LOL!!!!!!
#96- "I already hid the body"
You forgot, if you didn't have that badge and gun 👊🏽
I really needed a laugh today & somehow found this... it's hilarious. Thank you Scooter!
59 and 58 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀👌
Subbing right now
"What seems to be the officer, problem?"
My goodness 😂
who is here in 2019 and just got this in reconmendations
2:14 is genius
Cracking up!! "that's all you got" love it!
2019 quality in 2013 how the...
#(62) i swear to high, hahahaha, i'm not god. i'm not god, hahahahahahaha.
Guy you the best and I seriously hope that you get way more subs
“ I thought you to be in good shape to be a police officer”
“I thought I smelled doughnuts”
“Bad cop, no donut!” that one gave me a good laugh...
Shootout to the cops who were in this video. Thank you for your service.
Hilarious video😂
“No hablo ingles”
“That means u don’t speak English”
🤦♂️
this had me in tears. greatly enjoyed it.
63 is a good strategy.
61 & 16😂
"You're not going to find anything i already hid the body"😂😂
71
"It's because I'm black isn't it?"
“I’m not gonna lie if you don’t let me go I’m take a dump in my pants” 🤣🤣
How high are you?
*137 cm*
Definetly 16,13,11,9,5,4,3
They are all hilarious. I have watched this so many times and can't stop laughing or pick just one!
What's the officer, problem?
What's the problem officer * is what he meant to say if any of you guys haven't watched it yet. He went on to say
"Sorry im high"
Bilal Powell is the GOAT fuckinh no shit
The most important thing you should do is shut up and listen, if the cop is wrong pay attention to detail follow up later , then report the incident to their chain of command or internal affairs allow them all to do their jobs in figuring it out!! Finally if all else fails get a lawyer to sue, but you need to be right about what your actions were.
I wish there was a dislike button on comments 😕
You didn't get my point, but no big deal anyway!
"What seems to be the officer, problem" that is my absolute favorite lol
How to say the alphabet backwards:
1. Say teb-afla-et.
2. Done.
The one that got us stuck for an hour at the Juarez border crossing, "ARE YOU KIDDING?" :)
“What seems to be the officer, problem... I’m high.”😂
“Oh, that’s the fake one” 😂
This channel is soooooooo underrated
Ur a 🐐 for adding the Tunchi bar
Well, playing bad boys during a pullover worked for Gabriel Iglesias so singing it can't be too bad :)
I LOVE all of them!!! I watch it like 5,000 times!!!!! #lovethisguy!!!
I died when he said oh you like it rough must run in the family 🤣🤣🤣😂☠☠
I luv any of the donut ones. But I think #14 is the best
The best video I saw
#40 had me rolling hahaha
Subbed
Cop: do u know y I pulled u over.Citizen: because u ran out of tic tacos and want some of mine
Dude you are so funny I am dying xDD please make more
number 30 was just too funny!
51 startles me every time I watch it and I've seen it like 10 times
I was waiting for #1
30 was the best i was dieing from laughter
18.) bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do
ha I love that song as the theme song for Cops XD