Top 100 - Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend

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  • @itbsteve
    @itbsteve 9 лет назад +263

    55 .." is that game more important than our relationship?. it is right now."..lol i can relate

  • @zzwolfy5108
    @zzwolfy5108 9 лет назад +496

    Number 30 😂😂 ' this car seems a lot heavier with you in it ' ' wow' ' that's what I was saying' 😂😂😂

  • @gaillewis5472
    @gaillewis5472 8 лет назад +1014

    "What are you doing out of the kitchen?" made me laugh.

    • @erikhopkins9488
      @erikhopkins9488 5 лет назад

      Hilarious!

    • @YohnVokershow
      @YohnVokershow 5 лет назад +2

      @Jonathan Lumbreras Not all of them

    • @livlandia5385
      @livlandia5385 5 лет назад

      @Jonathan Lumbreras that's sexist

    • @taunoctua245
      @taunoctua245 5 лет назад +2

      @Jonathan Lumbreras Everytime my wife goes into the kitchen, the stove or oven catches fire.
      Terifying seeing her go there.

    • @bigbear3794
      @bigbear3794 4 года назад

      ☠☠☠

  • @zackwithak5422
    @zackwithak5422 8 лет назад +313

    75: what r u doing outta the kitchen...??😂😂😂😂

  • @ilijazunic55
    @ilijazunic55 10 лет назад +262

    "She's just my friend."
    "She is your ex-girlfriend..."
    "I mean, that's what some people would say, I mean, that's just a term..."
    *Dies laughing*

    • @kwhygaming
      @kwhygaming Год назад

      💀 also it’s been 8 years.

  • @neljetski1073
    @neljetski1073 5 лет назад +46

    “whoever told you how to cook needs to retire”
    “that’s my mom”
    “MaKeS sEnSe”
    i’m dead 😂😂

  • @DeacSpeaks14
    @DeacSpeaks14 10 лет назад +78

    My wife gets me with #85 a lot. Especially when I'm driving lol. #38 would get me killed immediately!

  • @thearrow8304
    @thearrow8304 9 лет назад +144

    what are you doing out of the kitchen PRICELESS

  • @JoshApproved
    @JoshApproved 10 лет назад +137

    lol: "does this make me look fat?" ""no, your love handles do"

  • @angryqueso5278
    @angryqueso5278 5 лет назад +50

    “It’s not cheating if it’s in a different area code”

  • @jeremiahjackson2743
    @jeremiahjackson2743 9 лет назад +301

    She took WAY too long to slap him!

    • @PomLamb
      @PomLamb 9 лет назад +3

      Jeremiah Jackson For some the line is a distant place but it can be crossed.

    • @dollgirl1234
      @dollgirl1234 9 лет назад +8

      I know. If i was her I would slap him every time

    • @BrattyNerdGirl
      @BrattyNerdGirl 4 года назад +1

      I would’ve slapped him a lot sooner than she did

  • @stjeromelifeteen
    @stjeromelifeteen 11 лет назад +5

    ahhhh scooter im not gonna lie you used to drive me crazy at Blue Ridge BUT im literally in tears listening to this, so clever, so funny, so good. could not be more impressed. congratulations on your success.

  • @MYTHIC_PRODIGY
    @MYTHIC_PRODIGY 5 лет назад +21

    "Thats not how my ex used to do it"😂😂😂

  • @plsdonttryme
    @plsdonttryme 8 лет назад +22

    I had an ex say a lot of these things to me when we were dating.
    And that's why he's my ex.

  • @CassieFrancis-TheAlmostAdult
    @CassieFrancis-TheAlmostAdult 11 лет назад +55

    What about a Top 100 - Come backs you wish you'd said?

  • @doobie716
    @doobie716 5 лет назад +29

    "Does this outfit make me look fat...."No but your love handles do"

  • @peterrocan2542
    @peterrocan2542 4 года назад +5

    "I heard you were easy. Is this true? So when does this become easy?" That's genius!!!

  • @hiimbrody5279
    @hiimbrody5279 5 лет назад +15

    55 is that game more important than our relationship 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johan_san9915
    @johan_san9915 2 года назад +3

    49 was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    No. 1 though, the smack was on point 😂😂😂😂

  • @phillyphilly_lii6441
    @phillyphilly_lii6441 3 года назад +1

    “You’re here *raises hand*….I need you to be here *lowers hand*”
    Epic😂

  • @marissawilson9146
    @marissawilson9146 10 лет назад +9

    I agree with the list, he would be dumped ASAP!

  • @HandsDown1001
    @HandsDown1001 10 лет назад +16

    What Are You Doing Out Of The Kitchen Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PomLamb
    @PomLamb 10 лет назад +17

    I have a bad habit when it comes to 41. How do you tell someone in a nice way that there cooking is not good?
    I can't just sneak it in the trash or feed it to the family dog.

    • @Duster29to86
      @Duster29to86 9 лет назад +2

      simple: just say its not that good and could use some work. all the while wuffing it down because she made it for you.

    • @PomLamb
      @PomLamb 9 лет назад +2

      Duster29to86 "Its not that good and can use some work" Many woman are sensitive about certain things cooking is one of them and there is a chance that they may be offended now may sound easy in theory but in practice it is not as easy. This does not apply to everyone but some woman don't like to hear that their cooking is not all that good.

    • @Duster29to86
      @Duster29to86 9 лет назад +2

      brian solorzano if they feel offended then that's fine. cooking is trail and error and if everyone says its good when in truth its not then it does the one who cooked no good. some criticism is sometimes needed to help make progress. long as its not like severe criticism where your just being an out right jerk.

    • @PomLamb
      @PomLamb 9 лет назад +2

      Duster29to86 Well ok. When the time comes I best choose my words wisely. AS FOR YOU.........
      Thank you. :3

    • @Duster29to86
      @Duster29to86 9 лет назад +2

      brian solorzano
      no problem.

  • @amanamongmachines
    @amanamongmachines 6 лет назад +1

    90 - "What's your name again?" Had me rolling... Good stuff Scooter!

  • @theneovas1
    @theneovas1 9 лет назад +22

    only said 1!!!!!!!!!! :you seem tired"

  • @stevenporter7065
    @stevenporter7065 5 лет назад +25

    I'd first have to find a women willing to date me🤣😂😂... 😔😢😢😢😭

    • @livlandia5385
      @livlandia5385 5 лет назад

      Wait I'm confused u want a girlfriend just so you can say these things to her?

    • @stevenporter7065
      @stevenporter7065 5 лет назад +1

      @@livlandia5385 no it was just a joke knowing me I'd accidentally say 1 of these not meaning it that way

    • @livlandia5385
      @livlandia5385 5 лет назад

      @@stevenporter7065 oh ok 👌 sorry lol

  • @julioguillen9394
    @julioguillen9394 4 года назад +3

    “ you used to be pretty like that” lmao aw man that made me die with laughter lol

  • @ChainsawKLOBYK
    @ChainsawKLOBYK 6 лет назад +13

    "im just with you until I find someone prettier." try that on the wife tomorrow

  • @friendofjesus1680
    @friendofjesus1680 4 года назад +1

    Oh my goodness, I was watching the bachlorette episode and suddenly it took me to this, dude you look so young and you're so hip and full of energy, this was from 7 years ago though, yeah, I remember when I was that young and I still had energy and I was still in shape. Man, aging is tough

  • @robertdaniels-lane7321
    @robertdaniels-lane7321 2 года назад +1

    You gotta bring these back 🤣

  • @toddgamble9470
    @toddgamble9470 9 лет назад +7

    I couldn't stop laughing all the way through I just laughed

  • @hunterfurr4830
    @hunterfurr4830 10 лет назад +15

    The classic "Go make me a sandwich" LOLOLOL

  • @nathano5712
    @nathano5712 9 лет назад +4

    Omg 75 that's just plain cold

  • @johnrainsman6650
    @johnrainsman6650 2 года назад +2

    I know all about what _not_ to say to your girlfriend. Mine and I are in a fight right now. Things started going downhill in our relationship when she started lecturing me whenever I said things. I can't tell you i have a filter, especially when I merely mean to joke around and having fun with people. The way she "corrects" me embarrasses me when there are people nearby. Makes me look like a jack or little brat who needs a scolding from their parent. Well, I decided the best thing to do was not talk much around her and others. One day, I'm telling my friends some funny stories, and then she shows up. Suddenly, I'm quiet, and when they tell me to continue my stories, I say I forgot what I was talking about. Another time at a bar, they asked me why I was being so quiet; I couldn't tell them "because my girlfriend's here and I don't want to upset her." I told them I just had a lot on my mind. Eventually, my girlfriend realized that I was only quiet around her and that if I hadn't seen her approach, she would notice me being talkative and outgoing. She asked me in private what was going on. I confessed that I felt obligated to not say much around her so I don't say anything to upset her or lead to arguments. That, ironically, bugged her. She was all, "That makes me feel bad. Are you insinuating that I'm ridiculously touchy and controlling? That I've taken your freedom of speech? That I've completely restricted your ability to be yourself?" Now what did I do? Did I actually say something wrong and insensitive? She told me to tell her why I was silent in her presence. Now I'm the bad guy for trying not to upset her in public and prevent fights?

  • @xXJaDeB3earXx
    @xXJaDeB3earXx 10 лет назад +1

    " I didn't forget our anniversary I just didn't wanna buy you anything" lolol priceless

  • @jeffrybuttface3413
    @jeffrybuttface3413 10 лет назад +6

    The last one

  • @Takedownman
    @Takedownman 10 лет назад +23

    That girl is too cute!

  • @isaakhall2184
    @isaakhall2184 9 лет назад +26

    Is that really his gf? Damn lol

  • @bamamagassa
    @bamamagassa 11 лет назад

    LMFAO to "I just wanna see other people, to make sure that your the ONE". LOLOL Was dying after he said that.

  • @tonydataiga
    @tonydataiga 5 лет назад

    her reactions are the funniest part of this. She should be in more of your videos.

  • @sydneylheureux4781
    @sydneylheureux4781 11 лет назад +5

    55 uz my boyfriend always says that his video game is more important than me

  • @chibbs7796
    @chibbs7796 5 лет назад +4

    Don’t say “ Are you mad?”

  • @psydahh2748
    @psydahh2748 8 лет назад +3

    #75) Hey, what are you doing out of the kitchen? So freaking hilarious

  • @AFizzleProductions
    @AFizzleProductions 9 лет назад

    LOL at 1. The one about getting out the kitchen was the second funniest. The actress was pretty good, too, especially with the slap.

  • @MrZeegolden
    @MrZeegolden 4 года назад +2

    Who ever taught you how to cook needs to retire 😂😂😂

  • @empathicslayer7519
    @empathicslayer7519 5 лет назад +5

    Who’s here in 2019?

  • @CaptainClutchX
    @CaptainClutchX 5 лет назад +3

    58 was hella funny.

  • @BlkKidWithTheGlasses
    @BlkKidWithTheGlasses 8 лет назад +47

    wait a second. girls don't like nice guys. this video should be "100 things you should say to your girlfriend".

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 5 лет назад +2

      To get yourself slapped .

    • @iman5147
      @iman5147 5 лет назад +1

      @@claudewinters2091
      And stay with your girl

  • @arimagiiik3214
    @arimagiiik3214 4 года назад +1

    "Is this game more important than our relationship?"
    "... It is right now" 😂😂😂😂 Bruh had me dying! The amount of times I've wanted to say that!

  • @midnightraider9786
    @midnightraider9786 11 лет назад

    This video and his video about things not to say to cops are like the funniest videos I've ever seen

  • @David-HSTS
    @David-HSTS 9 лет назад +14

    75 is hilarious

  • @JosephQPublic
    @JosephQPublic 10 лет назад +7

    The slap was well deserved XD

  • @ShadowCeltic
    @ShadowCeltic 7 лет назад +7

    75) Lmao!!

  • @averyfarnsworth6258
    @averyfarnsworth6258 5 лет назад +1

    "What are you doing out of the kitchen" and "Pull my finger" is what got me dead

  • @kari2593
    @kari2593 9 лет назад

    #30 had me in stitches LMFAOOO. Did this car get heavier with you in it!! Oh my God!

  • @WisdomanPlaysMC
    @WisdomanPlaysMC 5 лет назад +14

    God loves you.
    He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life.
    Humbly seek him.

  • @angelmoisespineda8406
    @angelmoisespineda8406 7 лет назад +7

    31

  • @MichaelH__J
    @MichaelH__J 10 лет назад +5

    96 lol

  • @Damionte
    @Damionte 4 года назад +1

    "Is this game more important than our relationship?" - "It is right now?" #REALTHOUGHTS !!

  • @casen-scott9242
    @casen-scott9242 5 лет назад +1

    “ I think we should go on a diet together.” -scooter.
    “ No.” - girl
    “ How about you just go on a diet?” - scooter
    I laughed so hard

  • @oliviaalonzo6789
    @oliviaalonzo6789 10 лет назад +4

    47......xD

  • @jacobbailey1121
    @jacobbailey1121 9 лет назад +5

    77

  • @Gramroberts
    @Gramroberts 9 лет назад +3

    LOL! ive been in a relationship for 4 years now and i can tell you that i have done these numbers.. hahaha .. oops: 55, 28, 27, 19, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 7, 3, 1.

    • @codemiesterbeats
      @codemiesterbeats 9 лет назад +1

      +Rob Revelion Ikr no wonder the ex left me I did all of them but the fat knocks LMAO

  • @Ongoingpidgeon6
    @Ongoingpidgeon6 9 лет назад

    this is one brave friend to put up with 100 of these comments. No EVER say this to your girlfriend

  • @david-oh9bi
    @david-oh9bi 5 лет назад +1

    0:46 “Your so hairy!” i’m dead 😂

  • @josephmccullum1877
    @josephmccullum1877 10 лет назад +3

    She thick af

  • @christaura3768
    @christaura3768 5 лет назад

    That awkward silence at 58 & 57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂they both looked at each other like did you for real just say that 🤣🤦‍♂️this is too funny.

  • @MissAdorability
    @MissAdorability 11 лет назад

    You should totally make a top 100- things not to say to your boyfriend, featuring scootera!!

  • @nathansered4798
    @nathansered4798 5 лет назад +1

    48 “ur love handles do” 😂😂😂😂😂lmao

  • @kapalot3314
    @kapalot3314 5 лет назад +1

    The back to back #76 #77 I had to stop the video I laughing tooooo hard 🤣🤣‼️

  • @salahgames1018
    @salahgames1018 3 года назад +2

    71 can speak for itself

  • @tinderbox83
    @tinderbox83 10 лет назад

    If you say "you're so cute/hot/sexy/funny when you're mad", there are 2 possible outcomes based on the severity of your infraction....
    1. (minor infraction) She will hold back her smile and pretend to be mad for however long she feels appropriate in relation to what you did wrong.. If this happens you're good, just be quite until she's back to "normal".
    2. (major infraction) You will feel pain. If you already were, you will be feeling more shortly.

  • @katelynyeager6513
    @katelynyeager6513 10 лет назад

    I never cheated on u more than once XD... totally subscribing this guy lol

  • @zyhzer6137
    @zyhzer6137 5 лет назад

    Number 3 🤣🤣🤣
    “Pull My Finger”

  • @tonyskulas1431
    @tonyskulas1431 2 года назад +2

    0:21 bruh 😂😂

  • @jerseycollectorjon93
    @jerseycollectorjon93 Год назад

    “Go make me a sandwich” lol the way he said it was so hilarious

  • @nebyualemu5638
    @nebyualemu5638 2 года назад +1

    85, 30, and 22 were good ones

  • @lilyt..
    @lilyt.. 3 года назад +1

    #99 was so messed up and i like it

  • @Gerald3035
    @Gerald3035 Год назад +1

    This game is more important than our relationship right now got me dead lol

  • @tyneallen2731
    @tyneallen2731 8 лет назад

    Where are your ankles? 😂😂 seriously I can see your stretch marks 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dying

  • @THEAdmiralXizor
    @THEAdmiralXizor 2 года назад +1

    It's more like "97 ways to get punched in the face by your soon to be ex-girlfriend"...

  • @HadesRL
    @HadesRL 5 лет назад +1

    Number 1 got me good

  • @blessingsgqada9352
    @blessingsgqada9352 9 лет назад

    You are so right. You don't say that to your girlfriend.

  • @Infinityflow0
    @Infinityflow0 5 лет назад +2

    bet this was fun to make under the guise of video-producing

  • @MrRandomVideos15
    @MrRandomVideos15 10 лет назад

    I just saw this video for the first time and I'm going to subscribe to you cuz your funny

  • @Bellthorian
    @Bellthorian 5 лет назад +1

    OMG I am laughing so hard I am literally crying.

  • @tiduswhiteblade8535
    @tiduswhiteblade8535 7 лет назад

    honestly, the bit at the end made me laugh the hardest lol

  • @Tracy3686
    @Tracy3686 11 лет назад +1

    LMAO I love all of these. "You have almost as much facial hair as I do"

  • @wills5650
    @wills5650 5 лет назад

    75 also known as what are you doing out kitchen? I love that one I was dying

  •  10 лет назад

    LMAO!!!! all of these are hilarious!

  • @Herb23
    @Herb23 4 года назад +1

    Are you listening to me....
    huhh
    😂😂😂

  • @Oksane
    @Oksane 11 лет назад

    number 30 was the best! XD

  • @traxagenda3445
    @traxagenda3445 5 лет назад

    0:18 #97 ain't bad. He couldn't been hooking up his friend
    😂😂

  • @elilove4368
    @elilove4368 3 года назад +1

    76 was awesome

  • @nevenabascarevic8453
    @nevenabascarevic8453 11 лет назад +1

    "I couldn't kill you even if I wanted to" lol

  • @Dilly_Dil1y
    @Dilly_Dil1y 5 лет назад +1

    Hahaha dude ... “does this make me look fat”
    No your love handles do hahahahaha 😂

  • @royalbridge
    @royalbridge 2 года назад +1

    17 ahaha you need to run more XD

  • @Tati_ab
    @Tati_ab 11 лет назад

    11 was the beat!!

  • @sachacodron3135
    @sachacodron3135 5 лет назад

    96 “the more you talk, the more I hate you”😂😂😂

  • @notbennettschroeder9280
    @notbennettschroeder9280 5 лет назад

    It’s that time of the month again 😂😂😂