ahhhh scooter im not gonna lie you used to drive me crazy at Blue Ridge BUT im literally in tears listening to this, so clever, so funny, so good. could not be more impressed. congratulations on your success.
I have a bad habit when it comes to 41. How do you tell someone in a nice way that there cooking is not good? I can't just sneak it in the trash or feed it to the family dog.
Duster29to86 "Its not that good and can use some work" Many woman are sensitive about certain things cooking is one of them and there is a chance that they may be offended now may sound easy in theory but in practice it is not as easy. This does not apply to everyone but some woman don't like to hear that their cooking is not all that good.
brian solorzano if they feel offended then that's fine. cooking is trail and error and if everyone says its good when in truth its not then it does the one who cooked no good. some criticism is sometimes needed to help make progress. long as its not like severe criticism where your just being an out right jerk.
Oh my goodness, I was watching the bachlorette episode and suddenly it took me to this, dude you look so young and you're so hip and full of energy, this was from 7 years ago though, yeah, I remember when I was that young and I still had energy and I was still in shape. Man, aging is tough
I know all about what _not_ to say to your girlfriend. Mine and I are in a fight right now. Things started going downhill in our relationship when she started lecturing me whenever I said things. I can't tell you i have a filter, especially when I merely mean to joke around and having fun with people. The way she "corrects" me embarrasses me when there are people nearby. Makes me look like a jack or little brat who needs a scolding from their parent. Well, I decided the best thing to do was not talk much around her and others. One day, I'm telling my friends some funny stories, and then she shows up. Suddenly, I'm quiet, and when they tell me to continue my stories, I say I forgot what I was talking about. Another time at a bar, they asked me why I was being so quiet; I couldn't tell them "because my girlfriend's here and I don't want to upset her." I told them I just had a lot on my mind. Eventually, my girlfriend realized that I was only quiet around her and that if I hadn't seen her approach, she would notice me being talkative and outgoing. She asked me in private what was going on. I confessed that I felt obligated to not say much around her so I don't say anything to upset her or lead to arguments. That, ironically, bugged her. She was all, "That makes me feel bad. Are you insinuating that I'm ridiculously touchy and controlling? That I've taken your freedom of speech? That I've completely restricted your ability to be yourself?" Now what did I do? Did I actually say something wrong and insensitive? She told me to tell her why I was silent in her presence. Now I'm the bad guy for trying not to upset her in public and prevent fights?
LOL! ive been in a relationship for 4 years now and i can tell you that i have done these numbers.. hahaha .. oops: 55, 28, 27, 19, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 7, 3, 1.
If you say "you're so cute/hot/sexy/funny when you're mad", there are 2 possible outcomes based on the severity of your infraction.... 1. (minor infraction) She will hold back her smile and pretend to be mad for however long she feels appropriate in relation to what you did wrong.. If this happens you're good, just be quite until she's back to "normal". 2. (major infraction) You will feel pain. If you already were, you will be feeling more shortly.
55 .." is that game more important than our relationship?. it is right now."..lol i can relate
Number 30 😂😂 ' this car seems a lot heavier with you in it ' ' wow' ' that's what I was saying' 😂😂😂
"What are you doing out of the kitchen?" made me laugh.
Hilarious!
@Jonathan Lumbreras Not all of them
@Jonathan Lumbreras that's sexist
@Jonathan Lumbreras Everytime my wife goes into the kitchen, the stove or oven catches fire.
Terifying seeing her go there.
☠☠☠
75: what r u doing outta the kitchen...??😂😂😂😂
"She's just my friend."
"She is your ex-girlfriend..."
"I mean, that's what some people would say, I mean, that's just a term..."
*Dies laughing*
💀 also it’s been 8 years.
“whoever told you how to cook needs to retire”
“that’s my mom”
“MaKeS sEnSe”
i’m dead 😂😂
My wife gets me with #85 a lot. Especially when I'm driving lol. #38 would get me killed immediately!
lol
what are you doing out of the kitchen PRICELESS
lol: "does this make me look fat?" ""no, your love handles do"
“It’s not cheating if it’s in a different area code”
She took WAY too long to slap him!
Jeremiah Jackson For some the line is a distant place but it can be crossed.
I know. If i was her I would slap him every time
I would’ve slapped him a lot sooner than she did
ahhhh scooter im not gonna lie you used to drive me crazy at Blue Ridge BUT im literally in tears listening to this, so clever, so funny, so good. could not be more impressed. congratulations on your success.
"Thats not how my ex used to do it"😂😂😂
I had an ex say a lot of these things to me when we were dating.
And that's why he's my ex.
👏👏👏
What about a Top 100 - Come backs you wish you'd said?
"Does this outfit make me look fat...."No but your love handles do"
"I heard you were easy. Is this true? So when does this become easy?" That's genius!!!
55 is that game more important than our relationship 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
49 was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No. 1 though, the smack was on point 😂😂😂😂
“You’re here *raises hand*….I need you to be here *lowers hand*”
Epic😂
I agree with the list, he would be dumped ASAP!
What Are You Doing Out Of The Kitchen Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
I have a bad habit when it comes to 41. How do you tell someone in a nice way that there cooking is not good?
I can't just sneak it in the trash or feed it to the family dog.
simple: just say its not that good and could use some work. all the while wuffing it down because she made it for you.
Duster29to86 "Its not that good and can use some work" Many woman are sensitive about certain things cooking is one of them and there is a chance that they may be offended now may sound easy in theory but in practice it is not as easy. This does not apply to everyone but some woman don't like to hear that their cooking is not all that good.
brian solorzano if they feel offended then that's fine. cooking is trail and error and if everyone says its good when in truth its not then it does the one who cooked no good. some criticism is sometimes needed to help make progress. long as its not like severe criticism where your just being an out right jerk.
Duster29to86 Well ok. When the time comes I best choose my words wisely. AS FOR YOU.........
Thank you. :3
brian solorzano
no problem.
90 - "What's your name again?" Had me rolling... Good stuff Scooter!
only said 1!!!!!!!!!! :you seem tired"
I'd first have to find a women willing to date me🤣😂😂... 😔😢😢😢😭
Wait I'm confused u want a girlfriend just so you can say these things to her?
@@livlandia5385 no it was just a joke knowing me I'd accidentally say 1 of these not meaning it that way
@@stevenporter7065 oh ok 👌 sorry lol
“ you used to be pretty like that” lmao aw man that made me die with laughter lol
"im just with you until I find someone prettier." try that on the wife tomorrow
... how was your funeral?
Oh my goodness, I was watching the bachlorette episode and suddenly it took me to this, dude you look so young and you're so hip and full of energy, this was from 7 years ago though, yeah, I remember when I was that young and I still had energy and I was still in shape. Man, aging is tough
You gotta bring these back 🤣
I couldn't stop laughing all the way through I just laughed
The classic "Go make me a sandwich" LOLOLOL
Omg 75 that's just plain cold
I know all about what _not_ to say to your girlfriend. Mine and I are in a fight right now. Things started going downhill in our relationship when she started lecturing me whenever I said things. I can't tell you i have a filter, especially when I merely mean to joke around and having fun with people. The way she "corrects" me embarrasses me when there are people nearby. Makes me look like a jack or little brat who needs a scolding from their parent. Well, I decided the best thing to do was not talk much around her and others. One day, I'm telling my friends some funny stories, and then she shows up. Suddenly, I'm quiet, and when they tell me to continue my stories, I say I forgot what I was talking about. Another time at a bar, they asked me why I was being so quiet; I couldn't tell them "because my girlfriend's here and I don't want to upset her." I told them I just had a lot on my mind. Eventually, my girlfriend realized that I was only quiet around her and that if I hadn't seen her approach, she would notice me being talkative and outgoing. She asked me in private what was going on. I confessed that I felt obligated to not say much around her so I don't say anything to upset her or lead to arguments. That, ironically, bugged her. She was all, "That makes me feel bad. Are you insinuating that I'm ridiculously touchy and controlling? That I've taken your freedom of speech? That I've completely restricted your ability to be yourself?" Now what did I do? Did I actually say something wrong and insensitive? She told me to tell her why I was silent in her presence. Now I'm the bad guy for trying not to upset her in public and prevent fights?
" I didn't forget our anniversary I just didn't wanna buy you anything" lolol priceless
The last one
That girl is too cute!
Is that really his gf? Damn lol
Nope the blonde is 😍
isaak hall no
She low-key thick though
@@TheTwinkiefoot for real for real
LMFAO to "I just wanna see other people, to make sure that your the ONE". LOLOL Was dying after he said that.
her reactions are the funniest part of this. She should be in more of your videos.
55 uz my boyfriend always says that his video game is more important than me
Don’t say “ Are you mad?”
#75) Hey, what are you doing out of the kitchen? So freaking hilarious
looool 😂😂😋
LOL at 1. The one about getting out the kitchen was the second funniest. The actress was pretty good, too, especially with the slap.
Who ever taught you how to cook needs to retire 😂😂😂
Who’s here in 2019?
58 was hella funny.
wait a second. girls don't like nice guys. this video should be "100 things you should say to your girlfriend".
To get yourself slapped .
@@claudewinters2091
And stay with your girl
"Is this game more important than our relationship?"
"... It is right now" 😂😂😂😂 Bruh had me dying! The amount of times I've wanted to say that!
This video and his video about things not to say to cops are like the funniest videos I've ever seen
75 is hilarious
The slap was well deserved XD
75) Lmao!!
"What are you doing out of the kitchen" and "Pull my finger" is what got me dead
#30 had me in stitches LMFAOOO. Did this car get heavier with you in it!! Oh my God!
God loves you.
He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life.
Humbly seek him.
31
96 lol
"Is this game more important than our relationship?" - "It is right now?" #REALTHOUGHTS !!
“ I think we should go on a diet together.” -scooter.
“ No.” - girl
“ How about you just go on a diet?” - scooter
I laughed so hard
47......xD
77
LOL! ive been in a relationship for 4 years now and i can tell you that i have done these numbers.. hahaha .. oops: 55, 28, 27, 19, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 7, 3, 1.
+Rob Revelion Ikr no wonder the ex left me I did all of them but the fat knocks LMAO
this is one brave friend to put up with 100 of these comments. No EVER say this to your girlfriend
0:46 “Your so hairy!” i’m dead 😂
She thick af
And that's bad? :P
That awkward silence at 58 & 57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂they both looked at each other like did you for real just say that 🤣🤦♂️this is too funny.
You should totally make a top 100- things not to say to your boyfriend, featuring scootera!!
48 “ur love handles do” 😂😂😂😂😂lmao
The back to back #76 #77 I had to stop the video I laughing tooooo hard 🤣🤣‼️
71 can speak for itself
If you say "you're so cute/hot/sexy/funny when you're mad", there are 2 possible outcomes based on the severity of your infraction....
1. (minor infraction) She will hold back her smile and pretend to be mad for however long she feels appropriate in relation to what you did wrong.. If this happens you're good, just be quite until she's back to "normal".
2. (major infraction) You will feel pain. If you already were, you will be feeling more shortly.
I never cheated on u more than once XD... totally subscribing this guy lol
Number 3 🤣🤣🤣
“Pull My Finger”
0:21 bruh 😂😂
“Go make me a sandwich” lol the way he said it was so hilarious
85, 30, and 22 were good ones
#99 was so messed up and i like it
This game is more important than our relationship right now got me dead lol
Where are your ankles? 😂😂 seriously I can see your stretch marks 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dying
It's more like "97 ways to get punched in the face by your soon to be ex-girlfriend"...
Number 1 got me good
You are so right. You don't say that to your girlfriend.
bet this was fun to make under the guise of video-producing
I just saw this video for the first time and I'm going to subscribe to you cuz your funny
OMG I am laughing so hard I am literally crying.
honestly, the bit at the end made me laugh the hardest lol
LMAO I love all of these. "You have almost as much facial hair as I do"
75 also known as what are you doing out kitchen? I love that one I was dying
LMAO!!!! all of these are hilarious!
Are you listening to me....
huhh
😂😂😂
number 30 was the best! XD
0:18 #97 ain't bad. He couldn't been hooking up his friend
😂😂
76 was awesome
"I couldn't kill you even if I wanted to" lol
Hahaha dude ... “does this make me look fat”
No your love handles do hahahahaha 😂
17 ahaha you need to run more XD
11 was the beat!!
96 “the more you talk, the more I hate you”😂😂😂
It’s that time of the month again 😂😂😂