Top 100 - Things Broke People Say

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @skitzodoglover
    @skitzodoglover 10 лет назад +192

    "Can you do three for a dollar?"
    "Yes".
    "K, can we set up some kind of payment plan?"
    Lololol

  • @ericthehighlander
    @ericthehighlander 8 лет назад +57

    That moment when you see this video and remember that you are broke...

  • @jaden_prince21
    @jaden_prince21 10 лет назад +79

    Here are some ideas:
    100 things people who work out say/do
    100 spoiled kids say
    100 things that adolescents/ puberty kids say
    Whattya think?

  • @BreezeeGreenz
    @BreezeeGreenz 10 лет назад +34

    I got #35 as the funniest: "I already ate once today, so I'm good." WOW.
    And #42 next: "Says it's on E but like... that means we got seventeen more miles." WOW. That's pretty bad.

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 8 лет назад +5

    I love being subscribed to this dude and going back and just looking at all these videos from the past. Funny as hell.

  • @victorquezada3398
    @victorquezada3398 10 лет назад +24

    The funiest # is 96! I don't live with my mom, my mom lives with me 😂😂

  • @therealbananaseed
    @therealbananaseed 10 лет назад +37

    #95 LOLWUT
    "IS IT 3 FOR A DOLLAR? can we set up some sort of like...payment plan?!" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @UrvineSpiegel
    @UrvineSpiegel 8 лет назад +10

    "Does your AC work?"
    Yup
    (Rolls down windows)

  • @vvjohans9277
    @vvjohans9277 10 лет назад +7

    "What if I just wanted the bottom bun?"
    "...Just the bun?"
    "Like, the bottom one though."
    LOL

  • @SoulSurvivorX2
    @SoulSurvivorX2 10 лет назад +40

    What? I say all those lol

  • @blakealanm
    @blakealanm 9 лет назад +6

    'You broker than me!' ROTFL!

  • @alexsmith-bj9vj
    @alexsmith-bj9vj 8 лет назад +8

    "3 for $1.00? alright, can I set up a payment plan fo dat?" xDDDDD

  • @___.209
    @___.209 10 лет назад +8

    Since becoming a student, 1-100 has become MY LIFE.

  • @blakedejarnatt8867
    @blakedejarnatt8867 10 лет назад

    Thanks for responding! You're one of the few you tubers that actually interacts with the fans on the comments page. Anyway, thanks!

  • @MyraTheBe
    @MyraTheBe 10 лет назад +1

    My favs...you know taco bell has a new stuffed grilled nacho? Its a 1.29! And the other one...OH YOU BROKER THAN ME!!! Lol love that one!

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 9 лет назад +4

    "Lemme hold like, 37 cents." LOL

  • @CKthaGamer
    @CKthaGamer 10 лет назад +11

    Top 100 things guys do to impress girls!

  • @TheButtingHeads
    @TheButtingHeads 10 лет назад +1

    Hahaha definitely 11! Love my jr.bacon cheeseburgers lol

  • @Pazij
    @Pazij 8 лет назад +2

    I lost it at "What if I just wanted the bottom bun?" xD lmao rofl

  • @sumsum404
    @sumsum404 10 лет назад +8

    lmao #95! a payment plan for a dollar

  • @brookecupp
    @brookecupp 10 лет назад +1

    So funny!!! I love all of your videos keep up the great work! :)

  • @labeebah21
    @labeebah21 10 лет назад +1

    #37 ... Just get the hamburger we could put the cheese on when we get home. Lmao. That was hilarious!

  • @blakedejarnatt8867
    @blakedejarnatt8867 10 лет назад +1

    Great video man. I've been watching you for a long time and I'm happy to see you go on things like the today show and grow in popularity. It's great. I'm a big fan of your work. I get so happy when you post videos every week. Keep doing what you're doing. You're doing great.
    (P.S: I'm also a big fan of the Pistons, if you have time, could you do a "stuff Pistons fans say" video? It's ok if you don't, I know you're busy.)

    • @ScooterMagruder
      @ScooterMagruder  10 лет назад

      Appreciate the support Blake! I think I will be getting back into the Stuff Fans Say series pretty soon. Thanks again for all the support man!

  • @SamanthaKamilos
    @SamanthaKamilos 10 лет назад +2

    Do you tell the fast food people ahead of time you are gonna ask them weird questions or do you just troll them like you're serious.....oh wait....maybe you ARE serious? Lol. Great video. I think many of us can relate!!!

    • @ScooterMagruder
      @ScooterMagruder  10 лет назад +1

      I definitely didn't tell them...or order any food. It was pretty awkward haha

    • @SamanthaKamilos
      @SamanthaKamilos 10 лет назад +1

      That is hilarious, I used to work for Chick-fil-a, I'm sure they found it funny! I would have!

  • @MichaelReynoldsT
    @MichaelReynoldsT 10 лет назад

    Killed it with the "can I set up a payment plan" for a dollar purchase at CFA. Loved it, keep em coming!

  • @destructor134
    @destructor134 10 лет назад +23

    Can I put food on layaway? Lol

  • @insanitydiaries3526
    @insanitydiaries3526 10 лет назад +1

    Am I the only one who sings along to Scooter's theme music at the end of his vids?
    "M-A-G.....R.....U-D-E-R, the heck??? not about that life! Imma, imma, imma a grown man, throw me the alleyyyyyy. "

  • @JoeGill
    @JoeGill 10 лет назад +1

    I have been out of work since Oct 2012 so I can related with #90 & #92!

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 10 лет назад +2

    What the heck, man? I am subscribed to your channel, but none of the last few videos you uploaded appeared on my home page the same day or week they were posted.

  • @MrSapster
    @MrSapster 6 лет назад

    "We're in a recession. Oh, we're not. Well, I'm in a recession." Comedy Gold...

  • @OCSleazy
    @OCSleazy 10 лет назад +5

    The title should say top 100 things cheap people say.
    You know Damn well they have money, but they are just too frugal to spend there money. You know who I'm talking about.
    If they broke, they wouldn't be doing nothing but staying home and eating top ramen or microwave sausages.

  • @ThePaperSun
    @ThePaperSun 8 лет назад +3

    I have said almost every single one of these.

  • @gamerteeb794
    @gamerteeb794 10 лет назад +2

    100 was the best. We've all experienced that one.

  • @larrysill54
    @larrysill54 10 лет назад +1

    lol funniest was. "they said i cant sell anymore plasma." i work at a plasma center rofl!!

  • @rokeiastephens7136
    @rokeiastephens7136 10 лет назад +2

    Definitely heard heard #100 so many times. They still havent paid me back lol.

  • @greengatsby5829
    @greengatsby5829 5 лет назад +3

    I'm not going to the doctor. I'm self medicating.
    Lmao

  • @stuffonmymind8550
    @stuffonmymind8550 5 лет назад +1

    This is beyond hilarious, I'm wiping tears from my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @makenziemitchell6990
    @makenziemitchell6990 9 лет назад +8

    Can I just have the bottom bun 😂

  • @buzzguy224
    @buzzguy224 10 лет назад

    Lol #88, where I live there is a theatre that plays movies a couple weeks late and tickets are always $2

  • @em__dash
    @em__dash 10 лет назад +2

    Yep, I've lived on Ramen Noodles quite a few times

  • @thelightseeker94
    @thelightseeker94 10 лет назад +3

    *#101* You think I where this shirt everyday because its my only shirt? We-he-hel Jokes on you cause this just happens to be MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!!!! I'M NOT YELLING!!!!

  • @ethanhayward4249
    @ethanhayward4249 10 лет назад

    Way to use the drive thru in the video. Genius man, I'm tellin' ya. Do it more often! It was hilarious

  • @roisam5786
    @roisam5786 10 лет назад +1

    "I heard metro PCS not that bad"
    "Call my house phone" lmaoo

  • @lirpa2300
    @lirpa2300 10 лет назад

    #37- LOL!!!!! That was me a couple of weeks ago. I've noticed that a lot of fast food places now are charging up to $1 or more if you add cheese, lettuce, tomato and forget if you want some bacon.

  • @TheEuropeann007
    @TheEuropeann007 9 лет назад

    95 got me weak af!!! "Can we set up some kind of payment" for Chick-Fil-A lmfao!!

  • @cdmsnitches91
    @cdmsnitches91 10 лет назад +3

    This is me right now.... The struggle is real lol

  • @EventHorizonPrdctns
    @EventHorizonPrdctns 10 лет назад

    #92 was so awesome. Like, you can be a entrepreneur but you have to have a steady source of income somehow if your "solo project" isn't cuttin it.
    I work at a gas station and this one time some 22 year old dude comes in and asks if he can bum a glass of water. I said sure, no big deal (cuz it's not) but I also got a serious "loser" vibe from him. About an hour later, he's back and asks me if he can bum a dollar. WHAT?!? Asking a stranger for a buck if you're not homeless is 1 thing, but dude, don't ask ANYONE who's stuck at work. And when I said no because I didn't even have cash on me, he was PERSISTENT, like "c'mon man, I know you got a dollar. Could you like spot me out of your register?" Holy crap, freaking broke ass people man, I swear!

  • @Technickly1477
    @Technickly1477 9 лет назад +1

    " what if I just wanted the bottom bun??" ....you just want the bottom bun? lmao

  • @breatheasy431
    @breatheasy431 10 лет назад

    The plasma had me dying! If you're broke in Gainesville, you have to be about that plasma life!

  • @griffinjenn85
    @griffinjenn85 10 лет назад

    Hahahaha!!!! "Can I get your Netflix login?" I can't!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @AdorkableGurl
    @AdorkableGurl 10 лет назад

    At the drive through...."Can we set up some kind of payment plan?" haha

  • @travelfraggle
    @travelfraggle 10 лет назад

    All of them!!! The bottom bun had me crying!!!

  • @THEJOURNEY92
    @THEJOURNEY92 10 лет назад +6

    Do things ex girlfriends do please !! Lol

  • @carlosv1031
    @carlosv1031 10 лет назад +2

    20 cents for a bun?
    they are running walmart out of business!

  • @Techspin
    @Techspin 10 лет назад

    I've ordered kids menu, and "I've already eaten today"... on a diet! I'm really not trying to spend any money- because I'm getting me a new TV. I miss Taco Bell :( Are refills free is a legit question in Asia.. almost never are! We have to get to the club before 11... cause I'm working or I gotta get ppl in with my manager lol. Really good one this time!

  • @rokhayaniang7801
    @rokhayaniang7801 10 лет назад +8

    "We're in a recession so.. Oh we're not? Well I'm in a recession."

  • @outsiderr_
    @outsiderr_ 10 лет назад

    Scooter this was freakin hilarious!

  • @KEnnYJTv_
    @KEnnYJTv_ 10 лет назад +1

    Lol, payment plan !!

  • @davionbanks883
    @davionbanks883 6 лет назад

    Just subbed awesome and hilarious!!

  • @baddiesel4453
    @baddiesel4453 5 лет назад

    1:40 really spoke to me. Donating my plasma in college is so clutch but you can only do it twice a week :(

  • @Jon804Official
    @Jon804Official 10 лет назад

    wait...Jr.Bacon Cheeseburgers isn't a $1 at Wendy's anymore ?

  • @JocelynMgirlskater
    @JocelynMgirlskater 10 лет назад +1

    New subscriber xD

  • @CoolHandLuke813
    @CoolHandLuke813 10 лет назад

    26) and 27) "The bottom one." Hahaha! That was gold, bro.

  • @whitleyjalise
    @whitleyjalise 10 лет назад +7

    top 100 things NOT to say to your mom

  • @gembomz4866
    @gembomz4866 10 лет назад

    "I don't live with my mother, my mother lives with me"- my favourite!

  • @holylips2859
    @holylips2859 8 лет назад +4

    "I left my wallet at home." ..

  • @Cornyassjohnny
    @Cornyassjohnny 10 лет назад

    "Just the bun?"
    "But the bottom one tho..."
    IDK WHY BUT I'M DYING

  • @ScorpioGang
    @ScorpioGang 10 лет назад +1

    Your in a recession? Lmfao

  • @محمدجمال-د5ص2س
    @محمدجمال-د5ص2س 10 лет назад

    80 that was my suggestion thank you for using it awesome vid

  • @mysunsetdreams
    @mysunsetdreams 10 лет назад

    had me rolling the whole time. you should do a "top 100 things college students say"

  • @jrbyers08
    @jrbyers08 10 лет назад

    60 and 61 (I wrote those).Thanks for listening to your fans FOR REAL! The video is hilarious as usual

  • @tjcn73
    @tjcn73 10 лет назад +5

    Top 100 Government excuses

  • @AfrifaTV
    @AfrifaTV 10 лет назад

    51 lmao. "Can you pout food on layaway?" classic scoot

  • @JeremyhTheBounce
    @JeremyhTheBounce 10 лет назад

    Shoulda did something like King Bach, "You got dat gas money tho?" :)

  • @razorhawg33
    @razorhawg33 10 лет назад

    Scooter: Can I get just the bottom bun?
    Cashier: Just the bun?
    Scooter: Yeah but the bottom one.
    Lol

  • @LexiDarcel
    @LexiDarcel 10 лет назад

    Pagers are making a comeback? Wait what?! lol

  • @misscoolcatkittykat5890
    @misscoolcatkittykat5890 10 лет назад

    You should do: Top 100: lyrics people misunderstood, when singing.

  • @charliemoses4898
    @charliemoses4898 6 лет назад +2

    I heard metro pcs isn’t that bad😂😂😂😂😂😂
    The struggle is real

  • @jssberry
    @jssberry 10 лет назад

    Telling them it's your bday for free cake--I know someone who does that!! Every place we go to, she tells them it's her birthday. And I've been guilty of trying to get in before 11 AND tellin' folks to call me after 9 hahaha!

    • @MrThatGuyWhoTrolls21
      @MrThatGuyWhoTrolls21 10 лет назад +1

      Whats worse is if you've ever been to Five Guys (The burger joint) they sell you fries in a little like 8 oz cup. I knew a dude who would dump the fries out into a bag, wash out the cup in the bathroom and fill it up for a drink.

    • @jssberry
      @jssberry 10 лет назад

      Oh wow...now that's terrible!

  • @MrThatGuyWhoTrolls21
    @MrThatGuyWhoTrolls21 10 лет назад +1

    But Payless has better quality. Do the Jordan's light up doe?!
    Shit bricks man, too funny.

  • @Gregariousization
    @Gregariousization 10 лет назад

    I didn't even get past the first ten seconds, im dead LMAO

  • @uwuangel
    @uwuangel 10 лет назад +3

    Was the phone a remote? CX

  • @StreetLight
    @StreetLight 10 лет назад +6

    haha!

  • @traemartino
    @traemartino 10 лет назад

    Yo, my mann...please do a "Top 100 things college kids say" lol this was hilarious

  • @32snowbound60
    @32snowbound60 9 лет назад +1

    I dont live with my mom,my mom lives with me hahaha lol

  • @mo90901
    @mo90901 10 лет назад +2

    This is really top 100 things dads say

  • @FrankieVasquez100
    @FrankieVasquez100 10 лет назад +1

    I Knew Number 100 Was "I'll Pay You Back!" Haha

  • @KEVmuffins
    @KEVmuffins 10 лет назад

    #95 was by far the funniest LOL

  • @ejfrenchy5103
    @ejfrenchy5103 10 лет назад

    "I think imma be a rapper...."
    That's soo true..

  • @cygnusprime6728
    @cygnusprime6728 10 лет назад

    LMAO I've "forgotten" my wallet so many times and gotten the crap kicked out of me for it.

  • @BP.Devote
    @BP.Devote 6 лет назад

    the chickfila drive thru😂😂😂😂

  • @TheJosephusFilms
    @TheJosephusFilms 10 лет назад +1

    Can you put food on layaway?

  • @MoJoh0426
    @MoJoh0426 10 лет назад

    #48 was the best. Taco bell got a grilled chicken nacho for $1.29 "whew" can I borrow $1.29 hahaha

  • @andresebastianlyap
    @andresebastianlyap 10 лет назад +1

    do something about the new consoles like xbox one or ps4

  • @knightofthewhitecameleon4645
    @knightofthewhitecameleon4645 5 лет назад

    Funniest one was “Can you put food on lay away.”

  • @donmonopoli5669
    @donmonopoli5669 10 лет назад

    Top 100 ways people like their food, "their way". (Inspired by the bottom bun thing.)

  • @shawnparkspost
    @shawnparkspost 10 лет назад

    This was great! So many of these are true to my life, it is just hilarious and sad and scary. I would add to the this something like: "Can you believe the government cut Food Stamps?!"

  • @hanan9264
    @hanan9264 10 лет назад

    "Money cant buy happiness." hahaha I think this one is the most one broke people use

  • @espenbergqvist6709
    @espenbergqvist6709 10 лет назад +5

    100 things rich people say

  • @fox8785
    @fox8785 10 лет назад

    Your next 100 video should be "Top 100 things Florida State fans said after winning the championship" SCALP EM!!!!