🤣It's hilarious cuz its factz! How the poopoo Browns are one of the the worst teams/worst team consistently every year is beyond me. They should get a trophy for that, a Brown one aaahaha! Go 6teelers !
Seriously though. I think the NFL should incorporate the draft lottery into their drafting. I’m tired of seeing the Brown kill of potential by simply being the Browns.
“When you do it illegally that’s when you win all your championships “ “That’s why I think Alabama is gonna have to forfeit all of their championships” 😂😂😂😂
"In college you can recruit anyone, anywhere, it doesn't matter. Now, when you do it illegally, thats when you win alot of championships. Now that's why I think Alabama is gonna have to forteit all their championsh-" *quick cut*
Low key I learned 2 things. I didnt know about the A gap and B gap and I didnt know that if a wr is in motion and no one is following him that's a definite sign of zone D........I've been watching football for 24 years smh
My husband and I have been married 20 yrs and one of the reasons he wanted to date me to begin with was because I already loved and understood football when he met me. This week we're playing against each other in fantasy football. Does this mean he's been living the dream? Lol...jk!
Wife- How much time is left in this game? Me- 5:45 I will be ready to go in a bit. Wife half an hour later- I thought you said there was like five minutes left, is it still going? Me- 17 seconds left the Saints only need to pick up a few more yards to be in field goal range to tie. Wife- what happens then? Me- We go to overtime. YESSSS IT'S GOOD WHO DAT! Wife- UUUUGGGHHH! Wife one hour later- How much time is left in this game? Me- 5:45 Saints have the ball we need a first down. I will be ready to go in a bit.😄
When she said why aren’t the cowboys in the Super Bowl it hit me hard. I’ve been trying to explain this my friends, enemies, co workers, and family for years.
@@BigStreams_ bruh, even if the catch had been given the cowboys would have lost the game... And even if they hadn't, they wouldn't have made the super bowl, I'm sorry
@@ECW5320 they were talking about college football, college players don't get drafted, they just get recruited, but "illegal" recruiting is probably like bribing them to go to your institution.
Damn when she asked why aren't the Cowboys in the Super Bowl a very dark look of pain and anger crossed his face and every memory of the Cowboys sufferings just went through his mind at once Imagine if he was Browns fan and she asked the same question😂😂
Professor Finesser lmao you’re forgetting about Auburn, Georgia, Kentucky. And compared to the sec, UCF’s conference does not have a comparable difficulty
@@kaosdome3196 - So we're always going to compare UCF to Alabama and the AAC to the SEC, right? But we're *NOT* going to talk about the Big XII, PAC-12 or even ACC having lower ranked teams at times, or worse SoS? I mean, other than ESPN FPI (which uses high school recruiting rankings) or Sagarin (which uses legacy years), UCF's conference -- the AAC -- has a higher SOS than usually 1 P5 conference in any given year in most computer rankings (including S&P+, NCAA RPI, Sagarin RECENT and others). And when it comes to Strength of Record (SoR) -- the best predictor of Playoff results -- UCF has been in the top 10 in 3 of the last 6 years in virtually all rankings, let alone top 3 in 2017. No one wants to talk about that. They want to compare UCF to Alabama, or the AAC to the SEC. They don't want to talk about the fact that the AAC acquired nearly 3x as many BCS points (if the old system was used) in its first 5 years than the Big East did in its last 5. They don't want to talk about the AAC finsihing more and even higher ranked teams than 1 Power conference most of its years. That's the problem. Every P5 fanboy and girl hides behind the SEC, instead of looking at the issues of their own conference.
Bryan Jon Smith nobody started comparing just to do it, UCF brought it on themselves when they beat an SEC team( which was a good win congrats) and started chanting how they want bama, and they wanna be in the SEC all of a sudden. Don’t get me wrong celebrate your win but acting like you just blew out the bamas or the Clemson in the “Actual” championship game and claiming a championship is the reason why most don’t take UCF seriously.
Rewatching this video for I don't know how many times, but I like to think that this video was and Angela's answers were the genuine things she did and didn't know.
Been following you for the last couple of years but first time I saw this video… Absolutely awesome my brother! So well done and so clearly the roadmap for teaching anyone about football in five minutes! You are a genius sir! It ain’t bragging if it’s true in your case it is!
Defensive End: Much like the Outside Linebacker except they're in a down position. Not as good in coverage but are better at rushing the passer. 6'3" to 6'5". 4-3 Defensive Tackle: Much like Nose Tackle but Taller and not as fat. 6'3"-6'5". 3-4 Nose Tackle: Shorter, Fattest Dudes on the Field - Think Casey Hampton or Vince Wilfork. 6'1"-6'3". 3-4 Outside Linebacker: Similar to a DE but they generally stand up and are better at covering. Cocaine. 6'1-6'3". Middle Linebacker: Leader of the D. Calls coverages and slaps the linemans asses. Steroids. 6'1"-6'3". Cornerbacks: Biggest divas of the defense. They are generally worth the money because of the pass happiness of the league. 5'10-6'1". Safeties: Are willing to break your legs or knock you out of the game with a concussion if you catch a pass over the middle. 5'10'-6'1".
If the Star-Men run the brown balloon into the Big Rectangle...Say "Wooooooo!!" If the Green Bird Boys stop them from entering the Big Rectangle....Scream "Whattttt? Are You Kidding Me??!!!"
I have a few European friends who have gotten interested in learning "American Football"...so this whole vid sums all my Sundays in the fall...which makes me think, are European men just basically American Women????
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Shoutout to my girlfriend for being in this video! Follow her: instagram.com/AngelaAlgee
ScooterMagruder when did you get a girlfriend I never knew she was this great
Hey man huge huge huge fan. Please keep it going brother. Maaannnn that last line at the end killed me lol. Very talented brother much love.
How long really did it take to teach her lol
ScooterMagruder should’ve said we got robbed
No reaction to jason Garrett not getting an extension on his contract????
“Honestly no one knows what a catch is” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It wasn't a catch
It was called catch in 1980
called mossed in 2019
lol
Itrichard Dao so true
Fax
“isn’t the whole GAME a football move?”
lmao
Yeah I don't think she's wrong lol
She’s right though
The smartest question I ever heard
Angela for NFL commish 👍🤣
I died
Gotta try this. First step: get a girlfriend
PK Fire!!!!
honestly being lonely sucks
Trust me, the single life is better.
Step one. Cut a hole in the box.
Shaista Lakhani you’re too pretty to be lonely .. their loss
“So why do u like the cowboys?”
“Bc im american”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kingcookie 75 💯👈🏽
Well after all they are America's team.
Loved it! #facts
Bro as soon as I saw this he said it bro I’m 💀
My chick once asked me this same question and I literally said the same exact thing.
"If you have the worst record, you pick first which is why the Browns are always picking first"
I felt that
🤣It's hilarious cuz its factz!
How the poopoo Browns are one of the the worst teams/worst team consistently every year is beyond me. They should get a trophy for that, a Brown one aaahaha! Go 6teelers !
Nah it's the bengals 😂😂
Seriously though. I think the NFL should incorporate the draft lottery into their drafting. I’m tired of seeing the Brown kill of potential by simply being the Browns.
@@SpaceViking2000 You don't understand how the system works then. You don't get the blue shell in Mario Kart when you already in first place.
lmao the cowboys in present day be speechlees lmao
She understands the Line of Scrimmage better than Dee Ford.
yo yo yo to soon my guy lol
Burn!!!
@@aidanburright5677 he got finna traded to 49ers or some shit
@@zanegib169 I was about to say that. Lol
As a chiefs fan, that was hilarious! I still wanna throw you in a burning building, but funny still lol
"How many points is a two-point conversion?"
"Two"
"Ok you'd be surprised."
Didnt get that one
micka 74 yeah
It isn't?
I don't get why you'd be surprised but it was still hilarious
Cause most people would just say eight instead of two.
Honestly no one knows wat a catch is 😂😂😂🤣
BD C So true. From game to game, the catch rule seemed different
The refs don’t know what it is because Dez caught it
The refs may never know
Every year it's something with the refs. Damn get it right already lol. @Mason Murphy
Well I mean now we know what a catch is
"When you do it illegally, you win lots of championships"
LOL so true. And sad.
Hater probably
@@isthatatrickquestion1632 sorry truth hurts
@@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734 😂😂 yeah wathever.
@@isthatatrickquestion1632 someones mad bradys gone
@@Pres2024 ye im Mad and sad but i wouldve told you the dame thing before. My comment is 3 months old btw idiot.
"It's first down & you gain 5 yards, what is it?"
"First and 5."
*blank face*
but she was correct ... the prob is how they gain it ... for example 5 yards penalty for defense and she is right :)
@@p.alterego3424 True! :)
"Isn't the whole game a football move?"
[Roger Goodell disliked this]
I died when she asked "Why aren't the cowboys in the Superbowl
😭😭. Lol.
I thought he was going to smack her! 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 priceless!!!! My stomach hurting🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter Nino
“........see what had happened was-“
It was at this moment....she knew she was about to be single😂
"Why do you run the ball? To pass."
"I don't understand" -Seattle Seahawks.
Jonathon Helscher ouch
That's legit what the Seahawks did all year
Don’t hate on Seahawks
@@agentchingdfgaming4561 I'm a Seahawks fan, and I watched them do that all year then forget in the playoffs.
Ohhhh snap that's mess up. Lol
“Isn’t the whole game a football move?”
Strongest argument I’ve heard yet.
💯
Fucking. Yes.
Her: “Isn’t the whole game a football move?”
Me: “THANK YOU~!”
What's a football move
Also, once you step on the field you're not a defenseless player.
Head on a swivel
@@theterrificteddy2157 exactly.
Can someone please explain these to scott linehan
😂😂😂😂
Paul S lol
Dead😂😂
we dont gotta worry bout his stupid ass anymore... now we only gotta worry about kellen moore
Paul S yes haha
"Isn't the whole game a football move?"
I mean she kind of has a point there.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She had a point with the O-line defending too lol
“Why aren’t the Cowboys in the Super Bowl?”
Answer: Jason Garrett
Dak 4 And lack of skill
Mordecai Cowboys have a talented roster just bad coaching
Dak 4 Thank you finally someone agrees with me .Everyone says cowboys are trash and we only beat bad teams it’s Because are coaches are Garbage.
And Jerry Jones!!
another tough loss this week, im surprised he wasnt fired at halftime
“When you do it illegally that’s when you win all your championships “
“That’s why I think Alabama is gonna have to forfeit all of their championships” 😂😂😂😂
Nah, he's just mad his Gators are garbage compare to us.
@@anunknownentity1637 nah Alabama just recruits illegally
@@kenbhardwaj nah, everyone just wants to come to the best
@@anunknownentity1637 by "best" you mean missed the playoffs and only beat Michigan by 19?
@@kenbhardwaj no by best I mean 17 National Championships
"In college, you can recruit anybody, anywhere. Now, when you do it illegally, that's when you win a lot of championships."
Dead.
COYG. And UCF Go Knights!
Roll Tide!
“So why do you like the Cowboys?”
-“because I’m American”
😂😂🤣
Allan Castanon lmao right foh 😂😂
Raren0ise I’m dead 😂💀
🤣
Nuff said
I don’t even know why that’s funny but it is lmao
"In college you can recruit anyone, anywhere, it doesn't matter. Now, when you do it illegally, thats when you win alot of championships. Now that's why I think Alabama is gonna have to forteit all their championsh-" *quick cut*
JMess 00 that was the most hilarious part🤣😂🤣😂🤣
ROLL TIDE
What a double move
JMess 00 oh my god so I randomly scrolled over your comment right at the exact moment it happened
My favorite part of the video😂 Roll Tide yall!
Let’s be honest some of us just learned a few things about football from him teaching his girl football😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️
Low key I learned 2 things. I didnt know about the A gap and B gap and I didnt know that if a wr is in motion and no one is following him that's a definite sign of zone D........I've been watching football for 24 years smh
Franco Toma I was literally gonna say that
Franco Toma well the a gap and b gap
The only thing I learned was the reference to the blind side movie lmao. I never knew it was called that because of the LT lmao.
On the Real though, I'm still scratching my head on what is a Football "Move" vs a "Catch?"
“Honestly no one knows what a catch is” couldn’t be more true 😂💀
“Because I’m American.”
/nuff said 😂
“Why do you hate the cowboys”
“Because I’m American”
GoSaints9421 at least you tried.
You dam right
HELL YEAH
I’m a patriots fan, but I must admit I never played minutemen and redcoats growing up, but cowboys and Indians was always a favorite.
Why aren’t the Cowboys in the Super Bowl?...... See what had happen was.... 😂🤣😭💀
Easier question than you think if you watched the playoff game. They couldnt stop the run. That's why they lost.
#HTTR
Coaching
mft1025 They couldn’t stop the run because David Irving’s ignorant butt wasn’t there.
0 points
@mft1025 Agreed, but hey, thanks for shouting out a Hail To Tony Romo 🤠❤☝😉
You are literally doing a service to the whole country. 💯
She’s willing to learn about football, rock Cowboys gear and she ask decent questions… she’s definitely a keeper!
Step 1 : Get a Girlfriend
Step 2 : Teach her about footbll
Step 3 : Wake up from dream
Adam Quigley relatable
My husband and I have been married 20 yrs and one of the reasons he wanted to date me to begin with was because I already loved and understood football when he met me. This week we're playing against each other in fantasy football. Does this mean he's been living the dream? Lol...jk!
@@melissasmith4588 if things ever go south between ye give me a call 🤙
@@adamquigley2123 you a playa playa 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I actually learned so much from this video.
Tae Young Lee true story
Like how they choose wildcard teams haha
@yougotservedyo Troy Polamalu lined up in the C-gap. (Shout out to anyone who gets that reference.)
"So why didn't the Cowboys make it to the SB?"
(Long, awkward silence.....)
"See, what had happened was....."
😂😂😂😂😂
"Isn't every move a football move" 😂😂
"Why do you like the cowboys?"
"Because im american"
😂😂😂😂😂
Why do you like the cowboys because you have brain damage
I'm European and this actually helped me to understand the game
venicividi did this pop up in ur recommendations or were u trying to learn football and this vid came up.
Angela: Sow why do you like the Cowboys?
Scooter: Because I’m American
This is the reason why I support you 😂
Lol same here
1:19 that’s so true. Definitely liking this video.
Ha ha ha
Me: *Sees scooters girlfriend*
*APPLAUDS*
Lots of close ups
Dude made it big time, popular youtube channel, now hot girlfriend.
She also has the body of a goddess... lucky bastard.
Here’s some water 💧 for your thirst
00:00 - “What don’t you know?”
“Everything.”
I’m done 😂
Wife- How much time is left in this game?
Me- 5:45 I will be ready to go in a bit.
Wife half an hour later- I thought you said there was like five minutes left, is it still going?
Me- 17 seconds left the Saints only need to pick up a few more yards to be in field goal range to tie.
Wife- what happens then?
Me- We go to overtime. YESSSS IT'S GOOD WHO DAT!
Wife- UUUUGGGHHH!
Wife one hour later- How much time is left in this game?
Me- 5:45 Saints have the ball we need a first down. I will be ready to go in a bit.😄
LOL very relatable but with my parents because i don’t even have a gf... D:
Yeah I’m so done with being a saints fan
"Where are you going?"
"Oh, I'm scoring."
😂😂😂
"Why aren't the cowboys in the superbowl?"
"....See what happened..."
Even tho I’m an eagles fan I love you’re vids they give me a good laugh when I need one keep up the great work dude
Fly eagles fly
Bro... Could the game be any bigger this week?? Sad thing tho, whoever wins is just a place filler. Neither is doing anything in the playoffs.
Girlfriend: Why aren't the Cowboys in the Super Bowl?
Scooter: 😭😭😭
When she said why aren’t the cowboys in the Super Bowl it hit me hard. I’ve been trying to explain this my friends, enemies, co workers, and family for years.
“Why didn’t the Cowboys make the Super Bowl?”
Because Aaron Rodgers
TheWompinator paid off some refs until they didn’t know what a catch was
@@BigStreams_ bruh, even if the catch had been given the cowboys would have lost the game... And even if they hadn't, they wouldn't have made the super bowl, I'm sorry
I’m a die hard cowboys fan and I’ll be honest not all of us are completely idiotic we just don’t have the team to win the super bowl.
Logix * we didn’t have the team since it was past tense
You see what had happened was....DEZ CAUGHT IT
XD
Not gonna lie I learned some things lmao
I know right!
This was really basic man what did you learn
Alek B same and I always play football and I love football but only learned like 5 things
Everyone who plays football should know these basic things
Jack Wyatt well I didn’t learn like five things only the audible I knew everything else
She deserves a trophy.💎🔥♥️
You may be stuck with a bad football team but at least your girlfriend looks like that
Why the COWBOYS not in the superbowl......his face was priceless......lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“One knee equals 2 feet”😂😂 i didn’t even realize football was actually that confusing until you said that
“That’s why I think Alabama is gonna forfeit all of their championships” 😂😂
I'm guessing they had good players who weren't part of a draft? I don't watch sports.
@@ECW5320 they were talking about college football, college players don't get drafted, they just get recruited, but "illegal" recruiting is probably like bribing them to go to your institution.
“Now he coaches at Ohio state”
“The Ohio state”
Lmao
Always very important to add the "THE"
You can tell she’s a Big Ten (B1G) gal lol, and her bf is an SEC fan
Damn when she asked why aren't the Cowboys in the Super Bowl a very dark look of pain and anger crossed his face and every memory of the Cowboys sufferings just went through his mind at once
Imagine if he was Browns fan and she asked the same question😂😂
Hunter Metting bruh idk why cowboys fans are so mad they have 5 super bowl championships and the most super bowl mvps in nfl history
@@moistfire8923 it's not that they have none it's that they haven't gone in 20+ years
Hunter Metting ik that was a joke
@@moistfire8923 ok
"Why aren't the Cowboys in the superbowl?" LOL
GF: Why aren't the cowboys in the super bowl?
Answer: *JERRY JONES*
Yup.
Seahawkfan1108 and Jason Garrett
Lorenzo Derighetti what the heck u mean dak
he is amazing
How lol Jerry Jones won 3 super bowls bruh
@Lorenzo Derighetti Early 90's they won SB 27, 28, and 30
"Why do you like the cowboys"
"Cause I'm American"
Scooters dad is a Cowboys fan too, long before Scooter was even born.
"Why aren't the Cowboys in the Super Bowl?"
"See, what happened.... "
"Honestly, no one knows what a catch is."
"1 Knee = 2 Feet"
Best two moments in the video. Also, just in case anyone forgot, "Dez caught it!"
She did a great job of not laughing through the whole video
OMG!!! That ending killed me. Even though I am a Cowboy fan, that s*%t right there was funny as hell! Wow, nailed it.
You my dog for that Urban Meyers comment. 😂😂😂😂 I wanna know what those health problems were too.
Edward Pinder something to do with stress
The Draft. - “If you have the worse record, you pick first. That’s why the Browns are always picking first.”
LMAO 😂
Go Steelers!!
"why aren't the cowboys in the superbowl?"
"Well dez Bryant caught the ball, however.."
Man your vids have me crying 😂
Just the fact that she participated and TRIED TO LEARN is a win for you dude!! (I hope my doesnt magically stumble on this)
They broke up........
Why do you like the Cowboys?
Because I'm American 😂😂
Nuff said
“See this is the cornerback, not the quarterback” 😂😂😂
“Honestly, no one knows what a catch is” 🤣 Dez CAUGHT it!!!!!!
Who else learned a bunch from this video
Honestly I did
why you do UCF like that??LMFAO
Still living in SEC's fans and definitely Florida fans' minds rent free in the off-season
SEC got one team in Alabama and think playing Vanderbilt, Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessse is a tough schedule
Professor Finesser lmao you’re forgetting about Auburn, Georgia, Kentucky. And compared to the sec, UCF’s conference does not have a comparable difficulty
@@kaosdome3196 - So we're always going to compare UCF to Alabama and the AAC to the SEC, right? But we're *NOT* going to talk about the Big XII, PAC-12 or even ACC having lower ranked teams at times, or worse SoS?
I mean, other than ESPN FPI (which uses high school recruiting rankings) or Sagarin (which uses legacy years), UCF's conference -- the AAC -- has a higher SOS than usually 1 P5 conference in any given year in most computer rankings (including S&P+, NCAA RPI, Sagarin RECENT and others). And when it comes to Strength of Record (SoR) -- the best predictor of Playoff results -- UCF has been in the top 10 in 3 of the last 6 years in virtually all rankings, let alone top 3 in 2017.
No one wants to talk about that. They want to compare UCF to Alabama, or the AAC to the SEC. They don't want to talk about the fact that the AAC acquired nearly 3x as many BCS points (if the old system was used) in its first 5 years than the Big East did in its last 5. They don't want to talk about the AAC finsihing more and even higher ranked teams than 1 Power conference most of its years.
That's the problem. Every P5 fanboy and girl hides behind the SEC, instead of looking at the issues of their own conference.
Bryan Jon Smith nobody started comparing just to do it, UCF brought it on themselves when they beat an SEC team( which was a good win congrats) and started chanting how they want bama, and they wanna be in the SEC all of a sudden. Don’t get me wrong celebrate your win but acting like you just blew out the bamas or the Clemson in the “Actual” championship game and claiming a championship is the reason why most don’t take UCF seriously.
3:15 Did this man said UCF is garbage 😂😂😂
nOoB GoAt because they are
@@jackwyatt3854 why do you lie to yourself man?
Ju Jax I don’t they cannot compete with the best teams in college football
“Honestly nobody knows what a catch is”
😂💀 bruh
Her reactions are so underrated!!!! When she says "THE ohio state university" that always makes me laugh
This is great 😂😂😂 I was teaching my girlfriend a brief description of the draft yesterday (with the old playoff format)
Because I'm American
“Why do u like the cowboys”
“IM AMERICAN 🇺🇸”
Cowboys suck
Eric Huggins stfu
Eric Huggins you right
@@ssssssssssssssfasf Sorry, I just speak facts lol
Eric Huggins cowgirls
This is real, and I can feel the stares when she doesn't get it. We need more of these videos.
“Because I’m American.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Y’all are too cute!
U Got Urself The Right Woman
Stalin approves 👍
Woman. "Women" means more than one woman. 😏
"Isn't the whole game a football move?" Love it.
Who is here after scooter got a new girlfriend.. another video coming up
Lmaooo just saw his post on IG
Yeah came back too see how long it’s been
Yeah so I’m confused was this his gf before her?
@@lawrence7171 yes
Rewatching this video for I don't know how many times, but I like to think that this video was and Angela's answers were the genuine things she did and didn't know.
That look when she asked about the cowboy's not being in the Superbowl... Priceless, and I had the same reaction
*Why aren’t the Cowboys in the super bowl?*
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does his "girlfriend" have a RUclips channel? Because I'd watch her "Girlfriend reacts to Cowboys fan meltdown" channel.
We never meltdown fool..
Most of us don’t have girlfriends so we can’t relate... or is that just me 😂
@Your Friendly Neighborhood Smark I masturbate alot
002brooklyn Ok then
002brooklyn Good to know? 😐
I'm sure all single people do, especially in the summer time, sometimes women don't wear panties under their leggings
Hello my Fellow Smark.
Wondering what Scooter’s profession would have been without RUclips. All these videos are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
Been following you for the last couple of years but first time I saw this video… Absolutely awesome my brother! So well done and so clearly the roadmap for teaching anyone about football in five minutes! You are a genius sir! It ain’t bragging if it’s true in your case it is!
I tried doing this 3 years ago when I first started dating this girl
3 years later: she doesn't care about football and we are engaged. 😉
No more enjoying games for you after you sign the contract. Lol sucks for you.
Congrats man.
Defensive End: Much like the Outside Linebacker except they're in a down position. Not as good in coverage but are better at rushing the passer. 6'3" to 6'5".
4-3 Defensive Tackle: Much like Nose Tackle but Taller and not as fat. 6'3"-6'5".
3-4 Nose Tackle: Shorter, Fattest Dudes on the Field - Think Casey Hampton or Vince Wilfork. 6'1"-6'3".
3-4 Outside Linebacker: Similar to a DE but they generally stand up and are better at covering. Cocaine. 6'1-6'3".
Middle Linebacker: Leader of the D. Calls coverages and slaps the linemans asses. Steroids. 6'1"-6'3".
Cornerbacks: Biggest divas of the defense. They are generally worth the money because of the pass happiness of the league. 5'10-6'1".
Safeties: Are willing to break your legs or knock you out of the game with a concussion if you catch a pass over the middle. 5'10'-6'1".
Her: why aren’t the cowboys in the Super Bowl
Me: The Eagles
E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles! 🦅🦅🦅🦅
To true
Xd!
Jerry Jones is the correct answer
not even remotely funny
Who’s here after he got a new girlfriend
wait what
When what video
Wha
@@desmondrubino4019 he posted on twitter
"Isn't the whole game a football move?" priceless! 😂
If the Star-Men run the brown balloon into the Big Rectangle...Say "Wooooooo!!"
If the Green Bird Boys stop them from entering the Big Rectangle....Scream "Whattttt? Are You Kidding Me??!!!"
Fuck the green bird boys!
-"sooo why do you like Cowboys".
-"because I'm American".😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jerry Junior Yeah but we tanking, so it doesn't count.
@Jerry Junior Yeah, I hope the Rams beat them. They can't beat us at our house.
@Jerry Junior 😂😂😂😂 Can't blame you. But I'm tired of Brady.
Lulu Auguste yep that’s what we mean. Top 10 in the draft together. Thank you Jerry Jones for going cheap at OC
I have a few European friends who have gotten interested in learning "American Football"...so this whole vid sums all my Sundays in the fall...which makes me think, are European men just basically American Women????
😂😂😂
American women are 10 times more manly than European men
See I was with you until you compared us to American women
Right American men, where they have things like Drag race shows. Think they manly.
Ultraman European men drink tea and talk in high pitched voices
Aw, dude! That was awesome! I haven't laughed that hard in all of 2020. Great job. Keep it up.
“Why aren’t the Cowboys in the Super Bowl?”
Me for the last 26 years and every year after this one until we win: Cuz it was a rebuilding year. 😢