Top 100 Things Pick-Up Basketball Players Say

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @ScooterMagruder
    @ScooterMagruder  5 лет назад +2425

    Which number are you??? Should I make more skits like this?

    • @atrejuc6364
      @atrejuc6364 5 лет назад +8

      ScooterMagruder 12

    • @ryan7.
      @ryan7. 5 лет назад +20

      If This is blue you love Scooter
      👇(I’m gifting next 10 Loyal subscribers)🥵❤️👀

    • @raptorsfan8093
      @raptorsfan8093 5 лет назад +1

      ScooterMagruder 420

    • @maddenking4847
      @maddenking4847 5 лет назад +2

      37

    • @ibuildfasterlol4727
      @ibuildfasterlol4727 5 лет назад

      Love your vids ❤️❤️❤️

  • @vintagegenesis5534
    @vintagegenesis5534 5 лет назад +972

    The guy over dribbling, throwing up an airball, then yelling at his teammate to cut is such a true pickup nightmare

    • @ashantinyongo7632
      @ashantinyongo7632 4 года назад +20

      Borderline fighting words😂

    • @rednecjoe
      @rednecjoe 4 года назад +25

      thats kyrie and russ irl

    • @GoRavens520
      @GoRavens520 4 года назад +6

      And then doesn’t play defense

    • @oreocake2000
      @oreocake2000 2 года назад

      @@rednecjoe your best player wishes they had handles like Kyrie

    • @PopeyesBiscuitWithNoDrink
      @PopeyesBiscuitWithNoDrink 2 года назад +2

      It’s so annoying bro, my brother does that shit

  • @msg4672
    @msg4672 5 лет назад +741

    Rule #1 of pickup: Be louder than everyone else.
    I play every weekend and the loudest guy always wins the arguments because no one wants to hear him anymore.

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 5 лет назад +68

      that's slightly depressing but accurate truth, yeah.

    • @ousmanann8773
      @ousmanann8773 5 лет назад +14

      This couldn't be more true

    • @salmon2518
      @salmon2518 5 лет назад +2

      Well i am close to winning the arguments

    • @abbasesmaili4125
      @abbasesmaili4125 4 года назад +2

      Bruuuuh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂im dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

    • @wescos2117
      @wescos2117 4 года назад +4

      and repeat the same thing

  • @farfetched1660
    @farfetched1660 5 лет назад +2513

    you forgot: "I would have went pro if my knee didn't get hurt" and "Yeah I would've made the league but my coach didn't send my tapes"

    • @zajtoja
      @zajtoja 5 лет назад +214

      And the guy who fucks around whole games and starts playing when everyone is tired, those fuckers annoy the hell out of me.

    • @Relaxish
      @Relaxish 5 лет назад +119

      Bamzee X strategy my guy you gotta be efficient

    • @eczotiic8026
      @eczotiic8026 5 лет назад +104

      @@zajtoja that's the definition of Work Smarter, Not Harder

    • @alejandrocaceres3605
      @alejandrocaceres3605 5 лет назад +48

      Stole that from Dude Perfect bro! Basketball Stereotypes

    • @jamesdixon2917
      @jamesdixon2917 5 лет назад +7

      I hear that ALL THE TIME or "I knew LeBron and use to check him".

  • @thechicagian9082
    @thechicagian9082 5 лет назад +507

    When someone makes a wide open shot
    “YO WHO’S MAN IS THAT?!”

    • @pandapanda8169
      @pandapanda8169 4 года назад +5

      Faaaaxxx🤣🤣

    • @lucashamilton4387
      @lucashamilton4387 4 года назад +2

      Yup exactly

    • @wescos2117
      @wescos2117 4 года назад +17

      especially when it's your man and you're like: You remember that screen they did 20 years ago? well I called a switch

    • @wescos2117
      @wescos2117 4 года назад

      @yum yum D-up on che!

    • @coreyswag2946
      @coreyswag2946 4 года назад

      Facts

  • @Gone2pluto
    @Gone2pluto 5 лет назад +4056

    When ur playin on double rims, no one's a shooter

  • @kardo3341
    @kardo3341 5 лет назад +534

    you forgot :
    *hey bro let me get one shot*

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭...that was my best friend in middle school.

    • @adamnelson7166
      @adamnelson7166 5 лет назад +3

      Yesss

    • @kingslayerx1716
      @kingslayerx1716 4 года назад +3

      Faqaaaaaaaxxxxx

    • @pandapanda8169
      @pandapanda8169 4 года назад +3

      Brrrooooooo

    • @blanelynch4576
      @blanelynch4576 4 года назад +4

      Bruh on me then miss and be like aye bruh let me get one more then miss then get mad when u don’t give it too them or if they make it on they 3rd try think they good like get yo goofy ass on somewhere

  • @jeremywint1223
    @jeremywint1223 5 лет назад +3469

    “It’s the double rim” lmao

    • @myleslondon5220
      @myleslondon5220 5 лет назад +6

      Jeremy Wint Imao

    • @Zalaczar90
      @Zalaczar90 5 лет назад +17

      Jeremy Wint Me. Guilty AF lol

    • @dylie566
      @dylie566 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @ludical5227
      @ludical5227 5 лет назад +97

      fuck double rims

    • @notbamdyn4177
      @notbamdyn4177 5 лет назад +38

      The court me and my friends go to is even worse we have a triple rim 😂

  • @glebraymond7108
    @glebraymond7108 5 лет назад +1671

    “It’s the double rim!”
    That’s actually a permissible excuse.

    • @dylandylan720
      @dylandylan720 4 года назад +43

      Informer.p0p am I the only one that says that when I air ball

    • @Fabiy4
      @Fabiy4 4 года назад +3

      Its not

    • @lilk1dgamer439
      @lilk1dgamer439 4 года назад +2

      It is a double rim

    • @deandrewilliams5209
      @deandrewilliams5209 4 года назад +6

      Man I play on a triple rim on sundays 😫😫😫

    • @09lowkey
      @09lowkey 4 года назад +3

      Yes and no, depends if you grew up shooting on double rims...lol
      *I personally grew up shooting on double rims, I used to gas ppl when they said they couldn't shoot on double rims

  • @aidanbarry3853
    @aidanbarry3853 5 лет назад +2324

    ScooterMagruder: *misses 263636 shots*
    Makes 1 shot: “Oh i’m warmed up now” 💀

  • @benkenobi6582
    @benkenobi6582 5 лет назад +106

    The endless bickering about the score, travels and fouls is perfect

  • @ballinsam9
    @ballinsam9 5 лет назад +503

    "Lets me see that ball? Yeah that's mine I gotta go" - I felt that one to the bone lol. Happens every great game.

    • @gc1087
      @gc1087 5 лет назад +4

      Bruhhh I've done it before 😂😂

    • @jeromew9130
      @jeromew9130 5 лет назад +21

      That be me. I have that evolution bball and everybody loves it

    • @gc1087
      @gc1087 5 лет назад +9

      @@jeromew9130 Yeap that Evo lol, same here.
      "That game ball?" Nah man, that MY BALL.

    • @r_p_g_tk
      @r_p_g_tk 5 лет назад

      Damn heard it every time i practice at the courts

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 5 лет назад +1

      So bring your own ball.... it’s always wll of yall who’re too poor to buy a ball.

  • @sjgarcia8734
    @sjgarcia8734 5 лет назад +1172

    “I don’t even play basketball im a football player” LMAO that’s my line

    • @Niko-oe8yh
      @Niko-oe8yh 5 лет назад +2

      Sjgarcia 873 mine too

    • @nedas4417
      @nedas4417 5 лет назад +2

      Same lol 😂

    • @jaredmartin851
      @jaredmartin851 5 лет назад

      Most def mine to lol but I’m pretty decent

    • @ousmanann8773
      @ousmanann8773 5 лет назад +23

      I hate that line cuz it's used in only 2 situations. Either u got cooked and they talk shit or u do something against someone who actually plays basketball

    • @sjgarcia8734
      @sjgarcia8734 5 лет назад

      Big OUU-Z facts

  • @kobeisthebaddest
    @kobeisthebaddest 5 лет назад +1162

    And 1 is NEVER a call! And lemme find out Scooter can really hoop 👀

    • @KingAfrica4
      @KingAfrica4 5 лет назад +47

      And 1 is a call, what you mean

    • @bigmacncheez1775
      @bigmacncheez1775 5 лет назад +31

      KingAfrica nah fam call the foul so people know

    • @therealhhent9841
      @therealhhent9841 5 лет назад +44

      @@KingAfrica4 and 1 isnt a foul call. You have to say foul

    • @KingAfrica4
      @KingAfrica4 5 лет назад +22

      @@bigmacncheez1775 the way I see it it's like another way of calling a foul. It's like saying he hit my arm, you don't have to explicitly call foul

    • @KingAfrica4
      @KingAfrica4 5 лет назад

      @@therealhhent9841 so if I call foul and then say and 1, it doesn't count?

  • @UrbanSipfly
    @UrbanSipfly 5 лет назад +204

    Player on offense: Foul.
    Player on defense: Foul? Where the blood at?

    • @deandrewilliams5209
      @deandrewilliams5209 4 года назад +5

      Yo I feel that. Today I had this dude jumping going for every fake down low then I go for the layup and he tryna take my arms off. I call and 1 and hes all like nah that's all ball when everyone heard and saw it 😫😂😂

    • @gamingpalace2
      @gamingpalace2 4 года назад +1

      Nicholas Davis I would have smacked that dude..

    • @moosaahmed1037
      @moosaahmed1037 4 года назад

      Nicholas Davis cap

    • @omegadartz2148
      @omegadartz2148 4 года назад +1

      No blood no foul

  • @Saibishii
    @Saibishii 5 лет назад +205

    When the only guy who brought a ball has to go, onm that's the worst

    • @abbasesmaili4125
      @abbasesmaili4125 4 года назад +3

      Yo that wa me😂😂😂and i left early like 8 p.m. other guys were too mad😂😂😂those good old days

    • @Nikexel
      @Nikexel 4 года назад +14

      You know what's way worse? When you're the only one with a ball and they use it to play 5 and not even count you in, so you just sit there and watch, it's way worse when they're really picky and wanted to use your ball just cause it looks good and is new while they each have like a foken dozens of balls laying around. Really pisses me off :\

    • @quinte11
      @quinte11 4 года назад +8

      Nikexel sounds really specific lol

    • @mjdagoat5440
      @mjdagoat5440 4 года назад +2

      @@Nikexel you trash man

    • @zeyy84
      @zeyy84 4 года назад +1

      @@Nikexel "Hey wanna play with us? We need one more. Let's use YOUR BALL."
      *your team loses*
      *next team up*
      *you watch, as your ball is now on the court*

  • @sidewayz922
    @sidewayz922 5 лет назад +1292

    Broooo the Asian guy over dribbling and not passing to the open guy. Then air balls and says you gotta move CUT. Had me dead

    • @jathkankanam
      @jathkankanam 5 лет назад +36

      Bro that literally happened to me like a month ago except it was with a Mexican

    • @harveyboereau1164
      @harveyboereau1164 5 лет назад +13

      W-why you gotta make it a race thing?

    • @jathkankanam
      @jathkankanam 5 лет назад +53

      @@harveyboereau1164 so i just can't say his race. The guy that i was playing with was a mexican. Just cuz i stated his race doesn't mean that I'm being racist or going against that race u libtard.

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 5 лет назад +11

      @@jathkankanam I think he was trying to joke (not a good one but still) it's not a liberal thing

    • @jathkankanam
      @jathkankanam 5 лет назад

      @@ratedpending oh okay. Yea that's not really that funny and i just called him a libtard cuz i wanted to.

  • @cdmxvii5614
    @cdmxvii5614 5 лет назад +1155

    “You want to play 5’s? We only need one.”
    “Nah man I’m just shooting around”
    I hate that so much😂

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 5 лет назад +120

      You hate that people like to just shoot?

    • @kaser4886
      @kaser4886 5 лет назад +19

      J Cole don’t know why but this made me crack up

    • @dr.boinkersbookkeeping9028
      @dr.boinkersbookkeeping9028 5 лет назад +120

      I cant play because i have a herniated disc, so i just shoot around on courts. People need to chill. Even without my hernia i wouldnt play, there's just too many hillbillies that can injure you and even say they didnt do shit. I got my tooth knocked out twice, because people never actually trained basketball in school or where ever and dont know how to move and play decent defense.

    • @nomathic7672
      @nomathic7672 5 лет назад +81

      You'd be the first to scream when the person who's just shooting around costs you 10 turnovers cause he only plays for fun lol

    • @4Paczjkor
      @4Paczjkor 5 лет назад +19

      LUD WIG any pickup basketball games no one knows how to play defense half of them wanna be spot up shooters and only try on defense when someone’s scoring 20 points in the paint lol

  • @rafavalls3395
    @rafavalls3395 5 лет назад +899

    “Can I see the ball... yea I gotta go” 🤬🤬🤬

    • @foxglove212
      @foxglove212 5 лет назад +116

      Rafa Valls hey man, counterpoint why am I the only one that brings a ball?!

    • @VGGamess
      @VGGamess 5 лет назад +11

      College 😂🤣

    • @clyvelawrence8820
      @clyvelawrence8820 5 лет назад +6

      I felt that💀

    • @GlobusTheGreat
      @GlobusTheGreat 5 лет назад +21

      ​@@foxglove212 That's what I'm saying bro. There's nothing wrong with bringing a ball and then having to leave. Y'all are welcome that you got to play with it as long as you did while I was waiting to get on the court.

    • @memoaguayo7399
      @memoaguayo7399 5 лет назад

      these hurt 😂

  • @puasami5722
    @puasami5722 5 лет назад +790

    i been playing pickup bball all my life... never ever heard "i got downs" before lmaoooo XD

    • @dbabymusic
      @dbabymusic 4 года назад +35

      Serious? Where do you play

    • @jarvischambers1642
      @jarvischambers1642 4 года назад +5

      What? Lol

    • @vsnxgzidk3691
      @vsnxgzidk3691 4 года назад +42

      I have never heard I got downs either I heard I got next

    • @TerriProductions
      @TerriProductions 4 года назад +3

      Usually hear winners stay on court or Next never heard that before either

    • @Fidelis1776
      @Fidelis1776 4 года назад +7

      Born and raised in N.C., it was "Next" there. Even on the military bases it was "next".
      EDIT: Also, instead of "foul", we called "Ball" or say "that's Ball man" a lot of times.

  • @thedarkknight9153
    @thedarkknight9153 5 лет назад +308

    This really is like the Dude Perfect bit.
    Haha! Love the “and 1” guy. And the “misses from 3 all game but banks in game winner” guy.

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, the "outdoor pickup game with the rule-cheese players" is strong with this one xD

  • @paulbotello1289
    @paulbotello1289 5 лет назад +493

    This is exactly why I dont play pickup basketball anymore
    Everybody swear they should be playing in the NBA
    CALM THE HELL DOWN
    Its a pickup game of basketball, ain't no scouts out here

    • @papiagua
      @papiagua 5 лет назад +8

      I KNOW! Lolol

    • @paulbotello1289
      @paulbotello1289 5 лет назад +35

      @@papiagua The worst kind are the ones that talk about they got a friend on the way, and try to hold up the next game
      And then the "Run it back" type, bro YOU LOST, get your insecure ass off the court

    • @paulbotello1289
      @paulbotello1289 5 лет назад +16

      @@saviorofs0ng LOL I find it humorous, I do it for the cardio to be honest
      I can't dribble for shit, can't shoot, but I can run and play really good defense, I stay right in their hip pocket and they cant stand it

    • @yoboyfllex
      @yoboyfllex 5 лет назад +11

      Tbh i like when people play hard, it definitely makes it more fun 🤷🏻‍♂️ i guess thats just me tho

    • @paulbotello1289
      @paulbotello1289 5 лет назад +18

      @@yoboyfllex there's playing hard and then there's acting like a douche when something doesn't work out for you...a very broad defined line between the 2

  • @frankiegomez4205
    @frankiegomez4205 5 лет назад +206

    Y'all did my boy in the headband dirty.. 💀 didn't even get to play, got robbed, nobody picked him up and got his next stolen repeatedly.

    • @mattd3978
      @mattd3978 5 лет назад

      True, he needed to just walk on the court and/or have had someone in the game know he got next

    • @MegaHerbsmoker420
      @MegaHerbsmoker420 5 лет назад +2

      that's true but like the other guy said sometimes you gotta put yourself in the game lol you just better be able to perform or you will get roasted

  • @Noobzsa523
    @Noobzsa523 5 лет назад +122

    "I'm not from round here" "Yall play different round here" AHAH

    • @nzbg1132
      @nzbg1132 4 года назад

      Y'all are different

  • @duraunpierre8872
    @duraunpierre8872 5 лет назад +481

    "How long are your nails?!" LMFAO said that before

    • @adaio
      @adaio 5 лет назад +3

      DuRaun Pierre Ded when I heard that hahaha

    • @duraunpierre8872
      @duraunpierre8872 5 лет назад

      @@adaio hahaha

    • @ryandubay7690
      @ryandubay7690 5 лет назад +7

      Seams like every game someone else is scratching me like damn

    • @msg4672
      @msg4672 5 лет назад +1

      All the time man.

    • @anthonyrobertson8650
      @anthonyrobertson8650 5 лет назад +2

      That's justified tho man I got literally scars on my arm cause people don't cut their damn nails

  • @adamwoolston253
    @adamwoolston253 5 лет назад +57

    "You gotta CUT"
    I actually got physically angry at that one. So many flashbacks😂😂😂

  • @arminpaul687
    @arminpaul687 5 лет назад +1077

    “Run It Back” the infamous words of a sore Loser!!!

    • @dubbyu4286
      @dubbyu4286 5 лет назад +45

      And the saltiness in their when they lost again is priceless

    • @captainmarvelous1221
      @captainmarvelous1221 5 лет назад

      Exactly

    • @mmmao0630
      @mmmao0630 5 лет назад +3

      What exactly does “run it back “ mean?

    • @rell3500
      @rell3500 5 лет назад +64

      Nah sometimes you really just wanna play again cause it's so fun

    • @lgrstax1039
      @lgrstax1039 5 лет назад +54

      Nah man thats the words of a fierce competitor but aight

  • @jonathanturgeon9039
    @jonathanturgeon9039 5 лет назад +43

    I feel personally attacked 😂. The double rim one is too real though, dunking on those will destroy your hands and shooting on them will destroy your confidence.

  • @LiftYouUP
    @LiftYouUP 5 лет назад +242

    "Call your foul, we ain't giving you nothing!"
    Yooooo that shit's universal 😂😂😂💯

    • @jdmsz9378
      @jdmsz9378 5 лет назад +29

      But when you call it, it's a whole presidential debate

    • @LiftYouUP
      @LiftYouUP 5 лет назад +5

      @@jdmsz9378 💯😂😂😂

    • @LunarySSF2
      @LunarySSF2 5 лет назад +7

      also when we have an assigned referee but whenever he calls a foul nobody fucking trusts him lmao

    • @clyvelawrence8820
      @clyvelawrence8820 5 лет назад

      Elie4Elite you guys have assigned refs? Haha

    • @laferiousdequarius1636
      @laferiousdequarius1636 5 лет назад

      Yous a bitch if you call foul during pick up

  • @ctcourtking
    @ctcourtking 5 лет назад +162

    Never in life heard of “downs” must be regional but every other bit of this is dead accurate 😭😭

    • @jfre3760
      @jfre3760 5 лет назад +7

      Facts I’ve never heard of that

    • @kaddo34
      @kaddo34 5 лет назад +21

      Next, Wtf is a downs?

    • @ctcourtking
      @ctcourtking 5 лет назад +20

      kaddo34 facts, every where I go it’s Next

    • @jokerexorcist3658
      @jokerexorcist3658 5 лет назад +8

      For me its either ups or next never heard of downs

    • @dezz_1148
      @dezz_1148 5 лет назад +7

      Downs is when u pick up anyone u want off the losing team

  • @hamzahatoum9243
    @hamzahatoum9243 5 лет назад +185

    “ It’s not regulation size “ 😂😂😂 someone literally says that every time

    • @omieg89
      @omieg89 3 года назад

      It’s so true and I always find it annoying 😂

  • @DA-lu6cs
    @DA-lu6cs 5 лет назад +60

    "10-10"
    "What nah ya have 9"
    "I have 6 he got 4"
    "No"
    "Nah cus I had 5 and I hit the jumper"
    "When"
    "Remember when the guy beeped the horn and I said hi "
    "O"

  • @rundamic3373
    @rundamic3373 5 лет назад +281

    That "someone stole my phone" part is sooo accurate😂😂😂

    • @kaddo34
      @kaddo34 5 лет назад +12

      The way he started running had me cryin

    • @giorgiocartier9012
      @giorgiocartier9012 5 лет назад +8

      Facts gonna stay until everyone leaves 😂

    • @marquis533
      @marquis533 4 года назад

      Every hood game ever and i lost my ball

  • @NickDeWayne
    @NickDeWayne 5 лет назад +36

    I LOST IT at "you gotta cut" after that i knew this vid was gonna get REAL 😂😂😂

  • @JPatternsIII
    @JPatternsIII 5 лет назад +252

    Me and my friend minding our business
    Random people: YALL WANNA PLAY 9 on 34?

    • @reefmulkey982
      @reefmulkey982 5 лет назад +1

      Prod. J Patterns lmfaooooo

    • @isaiahsantillan594
      @isaiahsantillan594 5 лет назад +2

      What does that mean? Sorry if this is a dumb question😂

    • @JPatternsIII
      @JPatternsIII 5 лет назад +4

      Alberto Santillan it’s a joke on playing 5v5 all the time when you just want to shoot

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +9

      @@JPatternsIII YES... I work out at a University gym, I finally get a free basket to shoot on, 5 mins later... YO BRO YOU WANNA RUNS 5S????
      I finally agree to play pick-up:
      1. I can't find a guy to guard cuz they're all huge so they stick me on the smallest guy, he ends up being in better shape than me cuz it's a college gym and they're all late teens, so he just runs me to death.
      2. My spot is the corner, but they always want me to cut, which after 20 minutes of running I don't have the energy to, so I just never see the ball.
      3. When I finally do get a shot, I'm completely out of position so I jack up a bad shot. I try to tell them I'm a shooter but they don't believe me.
      At the end of the day, I just need a couple guys to play 21 with so I can have fun getting up shots and playing a little bit of defense.

  • @MPHswayze
    @MPHswayze 5 лет назад +221

    I'm the "nah I'm just shooting/who all's playing... Nah I'm good" guy.

  • @jokerYG
    @jokerYG 5 лет назад +58

    Man I hadn't hooped in years. I'd forgotten alot of this stuff. When you yelled "FIRST", I died laughing. I forgot how much arguing went on about calls.

    • @ScooterMagruder
      @ScooterMagruder  5 лет назад +12

      Donell Donell Had to go way back for that one 😂

  • @the1ZGen
    @the1ZGen 5 лет назад +38

    “You can’t wait to see if it goes in to call foul” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Kaneda870
    @Kaneda870 5 лет назад +80

    #83. Whose mans is that?
    Guilty as charged.

  • @Jamzkee84
    @Jamzkee84 4 года назад +20

    “Ball ball ball ball”
    Picks ball up and rolls it to the side. So real 😂

  • @zacharyjones7948
    @zacharyjones7948 5 лет назад +101

    "CUT YOUR NAILS" thats facts tho 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @drgfromnyc
      @drgfromnyc 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly, I still got marks on my arms and shit. 😂😂😂

    • @cityboydanny1758
      @cityboydanny1758 5 лет назад +2

      Zachary Jones nah niggas tell me that every game

    • @isabellen219
      @isabellen219 5 лет назад +1

      I’ve said that in my league games too...a girl cut my face with her fingernail...

  • @PlanetShween
    @PlanetShween 5 лет назад +37

    Can’t forget “see me in a inside gym”

  • @bulldawgslays3724
    @bulldawgslays3724 5 лет назад +76

    I played at Mississippi State too.
    Intramurals
    😂😂😂😂😂.
    Had me 💀

    • @Lazy_SeaBear
      @Lazy_SeaBear 5 лет назад +4

      Fellow bulldog here. People took intramurals too seriously 😂

    • @bulldawgslays3724
      @bulldawgslays3724 5 лет назад +1

      Caleb Payne people think cause they’re playing on the 1st court in the Sanderson center they’re godly

    • @Lazy_SeaBear
      @Lazy_SeaBear 5 лет назад +1

      @@bulldawgslays3724 it's still like that in just pick up games not even intramurals. Some people just got a big head 😂

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 5 лет назад

      Who's the best NBA player out of Miss St ever?

    • @reshnar751
      @reshnar751 4 года назад

      @@bulldawgslays3724 I did too, in 2015

  • @friendlyfade5469
    @friendlyfade5469 4 года назад +1

    Funny as hell lol I went to school and played for the same basketball team as scooter back in the day. Orlando fl all dayyy.. congrats dude you made it big time on social media

  • @ethannguyen1001
    @ethannguyen1001 5 лет назад +59

    “Put a shirt on” 😂

  • @rthetruthful
    @rthetruthful 5 лет назад +186

    Bro you forgot about the dude that gets a phone call

    • @travelourway9584
      @travelourway9584 5 лет назад +3

      Agreed!

    • @kaddo34
      @kaddo34 5 лет назад +32

      Start arguing with his baby mama over speaker in front of the whole gym 😂😂😂

    • @rthetruthful
      @rthetruthful 5 лет назад +3

      kaddo34 😂😂😂

    • @giorgiocartier9012
      @giorgiocartier9012 5 лет назад +7

      Facts and be like I gotta go after this🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @NamesZKP
      @NamesZKP 5 лет назад +2

      Whole game gets put on hold bruh

  • @jacobshort6904
    @jacobshort6904 5 лет назад +70

    Tbh double rims are a spawn of satan

  • @MMK77344
    @MMK77344 5 лет назад +16

    “Oh yeah my bad, you gotta move, you gotta cut” you don’t know how many times I’ve been told that and I HATE IT

  • @NicolaiBolas
    @NicolaiBolas 5 лет назад +4

    As someone who played pickup basketball basically every day last semester, these are all so true! Brilliant video, I really enjoyed it and it was spot on!

  • @nickjohnson2775
    @nickjohnson2775 5 лет назад +36

    “Someone stole my phone..” 😂😂😂

    • @NamesZKP
      @NamesZKP 5 лет назад +2

      When in actuality they just misplaced it or someone's playing a prank on them.

  • @rockytsolomon9218
    @rockytsolomon9218 5 лет назад +50

    "Y'all different" lmao

  • @johnamparado6298
    @johnamparado6298 5 лет назад +47

    You should have added the filipino guy who plays “physically” or “veteran moves”

    • @wescos2117
      @wescos2117 4 года назад +8

      or the 80 year old dude who always tackling people like he's in the nfl

    • @johnamparado6298
      @johnamparado6298 4 года назад +2

      @@wescos2117 and calls it "great defense"

    • @wescos2117
      @wescos2117 4 года назад +5

      @@johnamparado6298 fax or "That was how we played when I was young"

  • @TheBunnyYT
    @TheBunnyYT 5 лет назад +71

    Everyone... EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT DOUBLE RIM OR TRIPLE RIM OR EVEM QUATRUPLE RIM
    I’m guilty of that

  • @117tvirus
    @117tvirus 5 лет назад +12

    It's the dudes on the outside versus the dudes on the inside 💯💯💯
    Pickup ball be hella agitating sometimes lol

  • @Thundernoob98
    @Thundernoob98 5 лет назад +30

    Woulda been funny if they teamed up with the rdcworod1 guys for this

  • @andrewmichos3404
    @andrewmichos3404 5 лет назад +1

    It’s scary how accurate this video is. Not only on what they say but on the mannerisms, tone and emotions!
    Great video my man!! Loved it! Hahahaha
    Top 100 reasons why I hate playing pick up basketball

  • @intendedexpression6609
    @intendedexpression6609 5 лет назад +15

    As a regular hooper organized and recreational, ive been in all these situations.... lool hoopers all over the world just have the same basketball mannerisms but differ in skill level and athleticism😂.

  • @hajunseo6669
    @hajunseo6669 5 лет назад +4

    This is the longest 6 min vid I watched. Most dense content thanks

  • @djdragon9058
    @djdragon9058 5 лет назад +47

    Why is it that this dude doesnt even have 1 million subs. But I watch his videos like he is the best and most subscribed youtuber ever. Good videos man

  • @peyton3613
    @peyton3613 5 лет назад +5

    The “bro cut your nails! How long are your nails man!?!” Was the most realistic 1 😂🏀🔥

  • @royflores323
    @royflores323 5 лет назад +9

    Literally all that was missing sadly was a fight breaking out and somebody clearing all out with elbows

  • @prevyhiphop
    @prevyhiphop 5 лет назад +9

    “I’m not from here” “Y’all play different” bruuuuuh I am dead asf 💀 I think they covered EVERYTHING!

  • @tytalkssports
    @tytalkssports 5 лет назад +179

    Reaction idea:
    How fans reacted to Toy Story 4

    • @bmzmark7076
      @bmzmark7076 5 лет назад +3

      Yo I hated toy story 4 bro idk I love the other ones lol don’t judge 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @plniosilva1992
      @plniosilva1992 5 лет назад +3

      Toy story 4 was ass

    • @bmzmark7076
      @bmzmark7076 5 лет назад +2

      like sorry bro But i wouldn’t watch it if I were you tho

    • @bmzmark7076
      @bmzmark7076 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry sorry

    • @tytalkssports
      @tytalkssports 5 лет назад +1

      @@bmzmark7076 I won't judge that's your personal opinion, in my opinion I loved it and thought it was awesome I will not judge whatever you think about the movie

  • @Alex-mq9ui
    @Alex-mq9ui 5 лет назад +10

    “OHH YEAHH! THATS US, IT WENT OFF HIS KNEE!” and “ I HAVEN’T PLAYED IN A MONTH” be me I swear 😭
    I be lying🤣🤣🤣

    • @NamesZKP
      @NamesZKP 5 лет назад

      Like we just saw you out here yesterday 😂

  • @intendedexpression6609
    @intendedexpression6609 5 лет назад +16

    Why did i think scooter had like a dad body this whole time (gut)😂😂. This guy is actually fit and muscular.

  • @amtamt454
    @amtamt454 5 лет назад +10

    “Where’s my phone”
    Damn that hits deep...

  • @xsportscommentaryx60
    @xsportscommentaryx60 5 лет назад +6

    Omg I can’t relate so hard!!! Especially the “cut your nails” clip

  • @aaronocampo5640
    @aaronocampo5640 4 года назад +5

    3:52 Rest in Peace Kobe- Mamba Forever 💛💜

  • @excessfinesse
    @excessfinesse 5 лет назад +13

    Always that one one person who’s “just shooting around”

  • @islandbwoi876
    @islandbwoi876 5 лет назад +15

    The only one missing is “You can’t win off a 2” 😂😂😂

  • @johnquincy8048
    @johnquincy8048 5 лет назад +7

    When folks say that got 5 but got 4 on the way 🤦🏾‍♂️. Felt that one spiritually. THEY NOT HERE, THEY DON'T COUNT, tf.

  • @deucewayne449
    @deucewayne449 4 года назад

    Man I love this video! The accuracy of it is amazing. I'm over here crackin up. Great video.

  • @johngraves11
    @johngraves11 5 лет назад +11

    I lost it when he yelled “ITS THE DOUBLE RIIMM”

  • @DantieuS
    @DantieuS 5 лет назад

    Scooter I and my Boyz been ballin in the UK (North East) for 12 years now outdoors, indoors you name it and man, we've seen, said and done nearly all of these ESPECIALLY "Oh my god how long are your Nails?!"
    One of the guys who used to ball with us always scratched us up worse than a feral cat! Keep these videos up big man! Would love to see your take on different kinds of pick up players. That would make for a class skit!

  • @trev5427
    @trev5427 5 лет назад +12

    Me and my friends probably mention all 100 just in one game lmao

  • @11teiko
    @11teiko 5 лет назад

    Love you Scooter, been watching since 2012! I know you're doing more sports/video game content now, but I would love to see more of these kind of humorous videos that are more universally relatable. Top 100 and Talking to Myself were my favorites!

  • @girthvader5126
    @girthvader5126 5 лет назад +5

    :30 I can’t stand people like that lol. “Why is no one grabbing rebounds” too

  • @immakinganewyoutube3652
    @immakinganewyoutube3652 5 лет назад +3

    "hey where's my phone?" "Someone stole my phone." Litterly me every time😂 2:17

  • @TheMoreYouKnow150
    @TheMoreYouKnow150 5 лет назад +9

    Broooo all these dam situations I been through on the court 💀😂😂😂😂

  • @WatchDustin360
    @WatchDustin360 5 лет назад

    Spot on with everyone of these. Loved it!

  • @askpat13
    @askpat13 5 лет назад +4

    Another day, another ScooterMagruder vid.

  • @macnolds4145
    @macnolds4145 5 лет назад

    A few more from NYC:
    - "win by 2" (i.e. after hitting the game-winner or when the score is tied late)
    - "cookies" (i.e. for steals)
    - "check", "check up"
    - "take it back", "you gotta take it back", "you gotta take it out", "you gotta check it out"
    - "line is out", "gate is out"
    - "ball" (to call a foul)
    - "get your man"
    - "all day, all night"
    - during a shot: "cash", "money", "all net"
    - "game" (after hitting game-winner)

  • @gdunks689
    @gdunks689 5 лет назад +10

    0:40 the shooters shoot guy is actually every tryhard Stephen curry, or kyrie Irving 13 yearold

  • @NB-jp3wm
    @NB-jp3wm 5 лет назад

    OMG this rings so true.
    Keep up the hilarious work, man!

  • @jman92091
    @jman92091 5 лет назад +6

    "And 1 is not a call" I have never in my life, said this do much in my life until I moved to Florida

    • @LyftraS
      @LyftraS 5 лет назад

      jman92091 fact

  • @goldy496
    @goldy496 5 лет назад +3

    LMAO that one dude that's always "nah I'm just shooting" bruh we need 1 more for 5s pls

  • @ericzamudio2905
    @ericzamudio2905 5 лет назад +5

    Let me see that ball? Yeah that's my ball, I gotta go
    LoL

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 4 года назад +2

    Also: "my gf doesn't want me to get all sweaty right now, y'know"
    And the adjustable height mobile rim special "it's the sun/wind/setting at fault" aka " i always make that one at home"

  • @eise910
    @eise910 5 лет назад +39

    You forgot “Let him shoot”

    • @nzbg1132
      @nzbg1132 4 года назад

      or the "Where's the rebound" when he airballs it or bounces off to China

  • @SirXPerfect
    @SirXPerfect 5 лет назад +3

    You ain’t getting no “kwahi bounces” on that double rim!!!
    😂😂😂💯

  • @ryanprice3
    @ryanprice3 4 года назад +4

    1:47 I cannot relate more, some guys got nails like a whookie

  • @xsportscommentaryx60
    @xsportscommentaryx60 5 лет назад +2

    ScooterMagruder hey plz make a free agency reaction vid soon! Pacers actually did something this offseason!

  • @flexibleskedule
    @flexibleskedule 5 лет назад +3

    Calling WET on a hard ass brick is the funniest one when you're playing.

  • @vinceofficial94
    @vinceofficial94 4 года назад +1

    In the Philippines especially in rural areas... you call foul no count plus no blood no foul

  • @austinfeltner6238
    @austinfeltner6238 5 лет назад +3

    The “I’m just shooting bro” just pissed me off😂😂

  • @SLAYR_FPS
    @SLAYR_FPS 5 лет назад +1

    More like ShooterMagruder 🏀

  • @Dellinho
    @Dellinho 5 лет назад +12

    I know this man is not hoopin in some concords.....Disrespecting the entire Jordan brand right there

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 5 лет назад +1

      the type of dude blaming on the out door court so had to wear his cheap shoes or saying if indoor, he will wears his J's or Kobe's and be killing

    • @robbindahood7869
      @robbindahood7869 5 лет назад +1

      Playing basketball in basketball shoes ...the disrespect!

    • @Dellinho
      @Dellinho 5 лет назад

      @@robbindahood7869 Why would you were a pair of shoes that aren't meant to be used on outdoor courts...You're just gonna scuff them and make them look hella shitty....

  • @rasarmusic1
    @rasarmusic1 5 лет назад

    Eerily accurate. Best I’ve seen!

  • @scattau41
    @scattau41 5 лет назад +5

    lil asian dudes love to dribble shouts out to them... they are the lifeblood of a pickup game

    • @calandprem
      @calandprem 5 лет назад +1

      💗our swift point guards

  • @9treybluhds681
    @9treybluhds681 4 года назад +2

    "You wont beat me on a 1 on 1 tho."
    😂😂😂 Always get this when I'm playing