An Unboxing Horror Story, you will not believe! The @BladeHQ and Boker Wiener Warrior Auto
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- Опубликовано: 8 окт 2023
- What is the worst unboxing story you've ever heard? This video is even worse. Think about opening a box of spiders, or an envelope full of boogers. You won't believe it, but something more sinister happened. If you've ever heard of the Weiner Warrior or the Glizzy this video is also for you. BladeHQ will have the Wiener Warrior on sale in Mid October, and this ridiculous knife is sure to sell out extremely fast. Sign up for updates man.
BladeHQ link for the Glizzy (sign up for release updates): shrsl.com/49b4m
Stump Lifter also coming soonish to BladeHQ (sign up for alerts): shrsl.com/49bce
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#unboxing
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Strange Stuff by Matt Harris
This video is a work of fiction/satire. If a Phil does work in shipping at Blade HQ it's entirely coincidental, and he's probably a very nice guy.
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Хобби
I just want to make it clear that nowhere in the United States is it illegal to carry an automatic hotdog. Genius.
How about gravity sausages?
Quality popcorn crafting, glizzies, horror movies, tier 1 effort…this is peak knife content on god frfr
Thank you!
the awkward moment I am sitting on the couch munching on a snack, looking at AKB sitting on his couch munching on a snack, and it's almost like he's looking at me. Is he? Did we really lock eyes? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Me, I like to believe magic is real.
The scariest part of this video was the white leather couch. Just think of the mustard stains.
My first thought was, that couch is to 1980s for me
Not as scary as “the black leather couch”. IYKYK.
This is better than all of the phase 4 marvel movies 😂
Thank you!
the production value is better than any recent Hollywood movie
I haven't been this scared since I saw my neighbors chicken loose and in my back yard. We ate like kings that night, despite our injuries.
Fuck that chicken
This is a masterpiece of movie making! Scorsese, Cameron, Tarantino, etc should aspire to this level. Bravo 👏
You left out Kubrick! 🎥👌
Guy Ritchie !
Love it mate. Reminded me slightly of Pete's old "advocate" video.
As a Dutch guy I now fully understand Halloween 😱
Holy 🌭 AKB, props for the massive amount of shooting and editing, in addition to the clever writing - epic! Loved seeing the Stump Lifter product placements - I'll bet the designer had to pay large 💰 for that😊. Always great stuff. ✌️
I think we can all agree that the film school tuition was money well spent. SAG card should be in the mail Monday.
Dude.....this might be the best video you've ever done on the channel
this is the best thing I've watched in a long time. well done!
Thank you!
You have reached the Peak of your cinematic journey with this one, until they come out with the Kalashnikov Kosher Dill version, then you will become The Master of Master Knife Reviewers!
Oscar worthy performance, completely outclassing the hot dog.
Truly a cursed knife for the season and a perfect compliment to my Tatersong with hamburger lanyard bead.
Is it too much to ask to get a horror movie collab between AKB and Pete from Cedric and Ada? Always great content!
The shirt was the collab
Idk how but i just now put together what akb means
Sitting watching alone with a beer, movie on in the background 😮. Every light in the house is now on. 😱
John Carpenter's got nothing over you, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro!
NOBODY does knife videos with better production!!!! This was 🔥🔥
So good! The absolute best unboxing I’ve seen. Bravo!
Gotta say you really went above and beyond with this. Pretty awesome!
Thanks a ton!
I was not aware of your advanced acting skills.
Thanks for the video, there's beer (!) and knives in it - and I appreciate you recreating the atmosphere of your earlier short films that I watched on your channel a few years ago
Glad you enjoyed it!
Bro, this was epic! Respect, loved it!
Man, you did an amazing job with this...one of the most well produced RUclips videos I’ve ever seen.
Outstanding video! Still have the giggles XD...oh, and that knife is hideous.
That hotdog aint a tanto...
That beer spooked the hecks right out of my godbones, how about you do a review on it?
Nice job putting that together!
This is amazing i love it, there's a reason i never miss one of you're videos.
The z-hunter 😱
Great video, I really want one of those popcorn makers. Loved all the kids art around the house.
Love the popcorn maker, we use it a ton
The most advanced knife unboxing video.
Wonderful! Pop corn maker was full Yankee Doodle. Well done.
Under the influencer
hiccup
This is the voice over narrative work that increases engagement, likes, and views. You've finally taking the next step towards being an influencer
Cinematic masterpiece! I nominate you for a Golden Glizzy!
8:07 suddenly I thought you were gonna start talking about Dune & the Three Body Problem.
Also, those Z-Hunter jump scares... (shudders)
Awesome vid man !
And the Oscar Mayer for Best Knife Film goes to... AKB!
Riveting content my man. I was on the edge of my seat. A tale for the ages. Well done sir well done.
Worth watching sober , I'll try it sometime.
Can you recommend a shovel? Preferably a compact shovel, maybe even a folding shovel. Serious question.
You're not going to believe this, but...
Your best work yet.
The most scary part was "pull here".
KNIVES ARE NOW OBSOLETE
This is why I will never become an advanced knife bro.
It’s a lonely path my dude
Tombs of the Blind Dead huh. A fellow man of great taste i see.
I created my own shit movie because I didn’t want dings for that other stuff. I kind of wanted to show some clips from those movies though.
That was truly entertaining, thank you. What knife was the slipjoint?
The channel knife… currently in production- this was one of the protos. There’s a link in the description where you can sign up for alerts
Guy Ritchie and Brad Pitt … we love you but this is the new you. Producer and actor. And he’s a knife guy. I’d buy a movie made by AKB, starring AKB. Happy Halloween. And you’re cinematography/ film school (?) education is shining through - it’s beaming. You belong with us- thank you for being AKB. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👊🏼
I have to admit I am impressed with this knife film, and would like to see more like it in this style.
Hopefully when micro-tech releases it’s version of the weiner knife…..
this was bound to happen
Loved the artsy vid.
*HOW DARE YOU*
I came here expecting a serious unboxing of this hotdog themed switchblade. How am I supposed to know if the wiener is sharp from the factory? How’s the action on the bun? How does the glizzy feel in hand?
Are these all beef franks? Natural casings or synthetic? What brand of yellow mustard was used?
In all seriousness, that was really fun to watch. I hope you had fun making it. Can’t wait to get my hands on that AKB slippie
hey boy: better watch yer bajos when wearin' them shorty shorts. this production damn near became a NC-17!
The cargos????
@@AdvancedKnifeBro oui
Instant holiday classic. There's really no other way to put it.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but this exceeded it.
Best Halloween content I've seen. Film school paid off.
Its spooky glizzy hour with your boy akb
The Heart , She holler 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOVE IT BROTHER!
Man, how am I supposed to sleep tonight? That was horrifying.
Nicely done.
Glorious glizzy glimpse, can't wait. Also in that puzzle was that a pickle pickle pouch for the glizzy? 😮
So good man!
Scariest thing was that 70's countertop tile. Had the exact tile in my kitchen growing up. (Actually love it.)
2:52 Can I just say at this point that I really like your front/back door.
Both doors are on same side… this is closest to front of house? The main door is big enough to pull a full sized couch through without flipping. These are both doors from a different era.
Very cool,@@AdvancedKnifeBro
2 minutes in I forgot I was watching a knife video
Nice work boss.
Next I want to see you make a hotdog with a hotdog.
I enjoyed this, thx!
Glad you enjoyed it!
I have one of those popcorn makers! Review requested. I need to know if I am using it correctly.
I break the top plastic bowl every few years by dropping it. I need to buy another one. I love it... we use it weekly.
Ghoulies? Really? This knife deserves better than that. 😅
Ghoulies is awesome
***Winner of Cannes and Sundance film festival. 3 Academy nominations for best directing, supporting actor and original screen play.***
Thanks for the creative way of relaying the drop! Happy Halloween.
Seriously you should send this shorty at a short Film festival.😎
That sounds like it takes effort!
While the knife in the thumb nail didn’t entice me to watch...you’re creativity and wit did...
A Blind Dead movie. Nice.
Excellent. It's not often a 11 & 1/2 minute video feels like a 2 hour movie. Good job you greaser!
11 minutes felt like 2 hours, got it!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Yeah, my comment didn't really express what I meant. I meant that although it only lasted 11 minutes, I enjoyed it like it was a 2 hour movie. Not sure that sounds much better. Anyway it is one of your best! My pie hole is shut now.
Cool video!!
Two words, Magnum Opus.
Thank you!
Dude, always thought of you as no nice stuff other than fancy knives. Sweet den dude.
That kitchen table was thrifted about 10 years ago now- and has years worth of art projects spilt on stuff. Not trying to brag.
Gawd, I love these.
Nothing like a mysterious flash drive!
I am now haunted.
“We’re gonna send you a slip joint every time you order another knife, it’ll be a slip joint from here on out, how does that sound?” 😍
That was effing fantastic!!!!!!
masterpiece!
Loved it!
We need more like this 👍
Vin Syn AND Turbine blurays? When did this channel become Advanced Film Bro?
I have been movie collecting for over 20 years now. I have way too many.
Movie of the year!!😂😂 bro, what's about that slipjoint? It seems quality and beefy...what is it?
Stump lifter… link in description. Coming to bladehq soonish
Well done, bravo!
Comment for engagement
Thine Crown of Victory, M'Lord.👑
Heavy is the head that wears the crown of engagement. Sword of Damocles unboxing and review vid coming soon
@@LazyJones
Tee-hee-hee...!!! Thou art as funny as thou art swift, My Liege.
I am greatly honoured and most privileged to be thine first subscriber.
Effing A. Outstanding!
Wauw, that needs to go to a short film festival. 🎉
I hope that you were not a production crew of one, on this one. Too much work. 👏
DIY man, DIY… or it doesn’t get made
Well, gotta say this got made well.
Whatta good boy! (Sorry I have three dogs and I'm under infurence) 😆
David Lynch is making unboxing videos now?
I'd give you an Oscar, if I could. Much love
This bro is built different. Protect him.
How's it feel to be able to use your own knife design to open packages?
pretty good!
RUclips stopped pushing your new videos to me despite being subbed and having watched most 😔 but i'll still search ya up brother
Sounds like youtube!