YouTube Made me a Conspiracy Theorist
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- Опубликовано: 2 июл 2024
- I fed 100 conspiracy videos into a new RUclips account. What did the algorithm show me afterwards?
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ALSO, what other RUclips rabbit holes should I go down after conspiracies?
Fishing. I guess
UAP + AUKUS being the transfer of nuclear secrets which are classified by the USA department of energy which happens to be the same body that hides UAP because they also give off radiation. They keep saying it's about much more than subs. 🤔
Videos of old people disgruntledly filling in rabbit holes in their gardens. Or incels, either or.
The many Lolcow rabbit holes go pretty deep.
gore
Why doomscroll when i can watch someone else doomscroll
I want to see someone reacting to someone else doomscrolling.
@@Itssmial_OvaI want Boy Boy and Jordies to create an infinite matrioshka doll of reaction videos to each other's reactions to someone doomscrolling
This comment made me realise this is just gogglebox for zoomers & im ashamed for watching.
We truly live in an interesting time
This describes a lot more of my youtube history than I'm comfortable with
"Doomscroll" you say?
Well if nothing else, you've expanded my vocabulary!!
my favourite conspiracy theory is that Jordy is a faction of tiny gnomes all working together to function as a human body
If that was the case the gnomes would form a union for extra pay and somehow function better than the LNP government
HA.. HA.. HA
Digs into the pile of video crazy- Gnome videos
Yup, seems legit.Especially if you're in the third world recording them on 320p in the middle of the night, then just add screaming in spanish
Keeping on theme, lets investigate the gay frogs
It's no coincidence gnomes can be found in all English speaking countries, and some other European countries.
You can start off with pure factual science videos and STILL end up being fed fake science BS.
I think that might actually be a better way to do this. Start with something innocuous and see where it takes you.
so learn enough to not have that happen
After our government admitted they lied about efficacy of the jab and about the number of deaths, I'm pretty sure only glue-sniffers are "trusting the science."
My way to solve it is to watch real chemistry videos and studies for cool learning and then I get recommended illegal drug lab recipes, still entertaining and equally informative
@@thekaxmax🤦♀️🤦♀️
A common conspiracy I keep hearing, is Jordy uses his channel to promote his live shows. (links in description)
omg wait he does live shows?
@@awesomewav2419Yes, and I would go if I was legally allowed to make purchases. However, since I am a 14 year old, I can’t buy tickets.
@@Viewer-r7l Dang, I feel ya
The conspiracy theory i believe in the most is that i had nothing to do with my parent's divorce
I'm sorry but this killllled me 🤣
@@AlienKissy yeah I mean, I know it's not true but it's a nice thought you know
Obamna was the cause of your parents divorce.
Sad😢
it was the ghost net
Oh, I actually recognize the decomposing T-Rex! It’s a sculpture by Aart Walen made a few years ago for a German nurse um a few years back - it’s a genuinely impressive piece of paleontological art on several levels.
Really, I think you missed out on the true biggest trend with all these conspiracy theorists: they all steal pieces of art, pretend they’re real things, and then make up some bullshit without ever giving credit to the artist in question. They probably saw it on Reddit or something and just went “nice new video”
The fact you've got Ryan's video about Australia not being real in here is gold, went to school with him, he's a legend.
The next rabbit hole should be ‘how it’s made’. Just feed it every single episode of how it’s made and see what pops up
why is this the funniest shit i ever read
And then, doing this would open the wonderful treasure of the series, "How it's actually made" - Huggbees
How It's Made: WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!
@@kabongpope I watch How It's Made because I want to know what the government is hiding.
My parents keep insisting I was born in Australia even though everyone knows it doesn't exist. When I brought it up last they tried to show me pictures of a younger version of my dad getting attacked by "kangaroos" like they hadn't just printed something from Midjourney and snuck it in the photo album for an easy alibi. Totally ruined Thanksgiving Dinner.
You mean the Kamikazie Kangaroos with explosive boomarangs? Like the ones I heard on GTA talk radio?
@@markgnarz5399i don't know what that means but it sounds like propaganda to convince people marsupials are real
so true, people say i live in Australia. Why must they lie to me!!???!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?
Wait I was meant to be paid for living on this island?
@@WizardofOz-lp1lz it’s not an island. That’s all part of the lie.
The astronaut in the church was made in 1992, after some restoration works were done to Salamanca´s Cathedral (Spain), to signify that it was done in the "space age". A fun fact is that next to it, there is a dragon eating a two scoop ice cream cone lol.
I looked this up and I though the dragon was singing into a microphone! Love the tail and his
wiggle butt. Thanks for the info, made my day.
Here’s one: Jordy burned down his own house to as a promotional stunt to sell tickets to his comedy show
My conspiracy theory was that an organized criminal syndicate with connections to the highest echelons of government did it, but now I realize it's pretty far fetched.
As Alex Jones so wisely said "they are not conspiracy theories, they are spoiler alerts."
"I gotta be honest with you.... i'm kinda re!arded" - Alex Jones man of truth 🫡
Based chad Alex Jones
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!
@@alexbonesjones7570 was that from the piers morgan interview? thats gotta be one of the best pieces of media ever made
People like Jones are used to distract us from actual conspiracies, I'd say the FBI totally funds him and people like him.
'wisely'
"safe and effective" is a good one
"Ghost nets" is the name for fishing nets lost at sea and just floating around. They kill anything caught up in them and snag boats and ships.
Nice content. I've always felt compelled to pursue the greatest interests of mankind, to wit. A way to be influential, powerful and protected. always felt the need to be recognized wherever i go, not because i am proud or clamorous but because of who i am and what i represent. The inner me is gasping to find out more knowledge about the human race and about the things that not everyone is destined to know. I wish to blossom into the enlightenment that our forebears wanted so desperately for us to gain.
well i think your feeling is kinda understandable, it's really just you been human. If you really seek enlightenment you can achieve that and so much more by joining the Illuminatus. I know it sounds mythical, but there are ways you can actually get in
Oh yeah? is it even possible to join? i always thought it's meant for certain people in the upper class.
yeah that's intentional, i mean that's what they want you to think. if you need to get more enlightened on the subject, look up Anthony Rogers Szymon. Will help you get more clarity and answers.
That's great. Thanks so much for the reference, I just looked him up and left him a message already.
The "end of the world" special broadcasts have been around since the atomic bomb. It was common to have a few contingency reels of tape for an emergency broadcast.
They revealed recently the ‘backup’ moon landing broadcast that was made in case they all blew up.
There was much recorded sincerity
You have to do a rabbit hole episode on those weird alternative health nuts who think things like having a pink rock in your room will give you more energy
he has to do a rabbit hole?
Just feed the algorithm Goop
These conspiracy explanations sound like Cartman
'Who had the most to gain from the submarine implosion? KYLE!
Who replaced Britney Spears? KYLE!
Who firebombed Jordies? KYLE!'
IT WAS HIM
you could do an entire series on conspiracies and have each episode be a different one. Flat earth would be obvious but there are so many hilarious ones out there
The YT channel Folding Ideas basically did the definitive version of that, ironically both ideas in one "episode".
In Search of a Flat Earth. Starts off being about flat earthers, then it becomes about...all of the CTs really.
Flethers are incredible. They decided to run with a conspiracy that could actually be proven wrong and not just dismissed, ignored everyone proving them wrong and decided to test it themselves, only to find out they were indeed wrong.
Then the proceed to ignore their own evidence and maintain the conspiracy, something tells me being in the "I know something you dont know" crowd is more important to them than being right.
It's funny because Flat Earth Theory was literally done as a joke. It was nothing but a silly inside joke that grew out of control. It's funny what happens in our brains once more than a handful of people start believing a thing, or claim to. It's a basic cognitive heuristic with survival value- when many people believe something, we become more likely to believe the same thing. When everyone around you suddenly point to the sky and look up, you do too. Flash mobs work around this principle. And the CIA.
I would legitimately cry. I know quite a few in my area alone.
Its so bad a flat earth conspiracy guy has it all over the back of his car and no one cares.
The "Australia doesn't exist theory" gets a lot better, once you start looking at the cost of disbelief.
I've become a big fan.
It's not as fun when you live here though.
Have to go to my non-existent job to pay for my non-existent house and non-existent bills. Shouldn't NASA be paying me, or some shit?
I once was fishing above the titanic wreck and i accidentally had my box of Smiths chips fall overboard, i fished them out of the ocean and it had a spooky vampire on it.
Oh wait i was incredibly high laying on a poolside lounge and my chips fell into the pool.
I could not in a million years thought that I would genuinely say this. Leave Brittney alone! Just leave the poor woman to dance with her knives in peace.
Yeah! Leave her to ...wait, what?
The leave Britney alone guy has been proven right by history
There should be a government funded program like VA for survivors of the American music industry at this point to be honest.
i just wanna watch jordies talk about conspiracy theories tbh. part 2 is needed
You can clearly see that Jordies was replaced by a robot in the 3rd quarter of the video, because you can see the antenna!!!
😂
yea, you are right O.o does it use wifi or bluetooth? It would be great if i was able to buy such a advanced robot myself.. imagine never be alone again.
Hey! 5:31 the Salamanca's Cathedral in Spain. I was there when I was 11 years old and that figure blew my entire class mind. Let me explain what actually happens with that.
The cathedral was built between the XVI and XVIII century and its, indeed, an astronaut carved in the facade. However, there's an explanation. Back in 1992 the city of Salamanca made an expo about The Ages of Men, taking advantage of that they decided to restorate the facade because the stone was pretty spoilt back then. The author of that astronaut guy is called Miguel Romero, he decided to make a signature of that restoration by carving something accord to the time when it happen.
So yep, the alien sent by god or some shit is wild, but as always there's a reasonable explanation for that. That church also has a carvation of three skulls and one of them has a frog on the top of it. That has nothing to do with this, I just think the frog is really funny.
I so enjoy watching videos where people laugh at conspiracy theories! Miniminuteman is one of my favourites, and he does some really cool real archaelogy stuff too
I've just been scrolling through conspiracy theories on Instagram (because I can't help myself) and now you have brought me this 🙏
My most favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be alright 😔
DEBUNKED
My favorite theory is that Big Foot sightings (at least in the U.S.) are actually furries in their fursuits walking around at night. This one is at least plausible and is around the "oh that makes sense" tier of theory.
I believe in Big Foot but I never saw one of them furries.
@@anarchy_79 if you haven't seen either then it can't be disproven
It’s literally impossible for the ocean to be haunted like the first short said. Salt is the weakness of poltergeists and ghosts.
9:35 That piece of your hair sticking up in the back, it looks like an antenna... FRIENDLYJORDIES IS REMOTE-CONTROLLED CONFIRMED 🌠🧠
Man the short you made for this video was amazing
It’s neat how The Australians have their own signature “moron” character voice that seems to be at least widespread if not ubiquitous.
And no, I’m not talking about the American accent although that is fair play as well.
Jesus being a high tech alien human hybrid is still more believable than the christian dogma.
so its thats why he have that light behind him on that famous painting?
My fav is that there’s some guy controlling traffic lights, giving me EVERY red light
Sorry bro my bad
That was the most gloriously low-effort short of all time and I'm 100% here for it
My favorite conspiracy theory is that the 1 strand of hair standing up at the back of your head at 10:20 is contacting your mothership
The Bentellect impression was so good
At 10:30 you can clearly see the antenna the aliens are using to control jordies
i'd have thought the most haunted body of water would be the mediterranean sea.
This is a really clever idea and I want to see more. Subscribed.
The only conspiracy I will ever believe is that, in the US, Mattress Firm is a business used for money laundering. Why are there so many Mattress stores within a short distance from each other? How often are people buying a mattress?
I've also come to the same conclusion.
i live in the most average suburb off of a large metropolitan city in the US and i can confirm there are so. many. mattress stores. like they’re some of the closest stores to my home, as if we need them super close because everyone’s always buying mattresses
We need it where, once 100 shorts have been seen on this series (so if 5 shorts per episode [random-ish number], it would be after episode 20), all the same shorts are fed into a fresh account and you go down a blended rabbit hole.
Jordan's getting signals from the mothership through the antenna on his head
Of course water can be haunted! What happened is the Titanic's passengers died, and became ghosts, and then the ghosts also drowned, and the ghosts became ghosts and that's how you get Bob Katter.
The "australia doesn't exist" guy was meme'ing. His audience im not sure though.
"abominable snowman goin crazy" got me dead
Finally they’re bringing light about haunted water my cup of tea hasn’t left me alone!🤣
I know right ? Now my bladders haunted and I can't work out how to perform an exorcism on it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can a cup of coffee be haunted as well?
Great! This will determine who I vote for in the next election!
Sailors seeing things is a tail as old as time. Being someone that dailed for quite a few years around the world, you will never meet more people that have seen ghosts lol.
My favorite was all the apparent ghost that haunt the hosputal ship mercy. I heard some good ones on that ship.
my question is, why the hell would a ghost that died in the water want to STAY in the water?
can't ever leave where they died lol
Duh, it's obviously because ghosts can't swim 🙄
This has quickly become one of my favorite RUclips channels. Cheers from America.
Scary thing is, the truth is scarier.
There really were knocking sounds recorded in the middle of the ocean while the search was still ongoing, but the ocean is largely undiscovered so it could have been anything
The "Yar" near the end killed me :D
"Trapped in a ghost net." I am dying. What a gronk hahahaha
Jordie: “ummmmmm can ghosts even breathe underwater!? Got em! “
😂
*"You can misstranslate this to:"* WOW! That is a neat lifehack that i will be using
The T-Rex one was an art project or something like that
still cool
We have hit attention spand inversion, short form content has melted jordans brain so much it reverts back to long form by the time he has finished reacting
No context bar, just a hotel indigo ad
10:57 That T-Rex suit is well known in RUclips history, many prank videos have been made with that one. So he should have chosen another one
7:57 is such a good bit.
I hope that short make more money than has ever been made on any short ever.
Currently sitting among the following: Historical figures and Events central to War (Viking to Modern) and the crimes committed within. RUclips beef (I'm all caught up so it's mainly current. Karl you legend) What I assume is the best and worst of Howard Stern. With sprinkles of nostalgic advertising from the 80's and 90's... It's a journey.
That one with the dead T-Rex is an art piece, it's a sculpture by a guy called Aart Walen for a museum in Germany.
2:07 The Pacific Theater of WWII: Am I a joke to you?
When the RUclips context box just says *[ I give up ]*
Love your work... this is great!
I always thought something was strange about Jordie and this "Australia" place. Good to know it's just because you're an AI feeding us lies VIA the algorithm
If australia was a thing everyone in australia would fall off the world and into space..
I have fallen into space because I am Australian. It’s true!
you could use those headphones as wireless with that antenna on your head
no he cant, that antenna is so he can contact hes mother ship or work as a remote control antenna.. The tech isnt advanced enough to handle more than that i think
I don't have conspiracy theories anymore as too many turned out to be reality. I now have uncomfortable and inconvenient non-fictions.
Not the submarine ghost omg
"Sea's haunted." - "W... what..?" - "Sea's haunted."
ok, the "Yarrr" got a chuckle 🍻
A down the rabbit hole on top 10 videos would be funny
Is that the Huntsville Honda down the road from me ....in Canada?!
Im just happy when "blister der" gets a run, even without sound which is 95% of the character, it doesnt matter, fav character ever with the exception of fop malcom or colonel sanders court jimmies.
This chan slaps.
That stone astronaut picture is actually Kang the Conqueror
"He looks like every sea captain ever!" LMAO
Cooking terrible food rabbit hole is amazing.
I would be more surprised to find a live T-Rex...
if you find a living t-rex i think you would be more than surprised.. They are only big chickens but a very scary big chicken and they dont eat seeds
Dutton as the antichrist 😂😂😂
I think thats more of a Badge of Honor at this point...
It just says “Bing Lee - Liverpool” down the bottom for me mate.
They know you’re onto something
I love the irony of the Scottish guy not believing in Australia, I have been to Scotland and that guy hasn't left his Mums place
Black-ops joke got me 😂
I always love watching the Australia doesn't exist guys screaming at the camera
cant go wrong with a friendlyjordies upload
“DEAD serious” 💀
I knew the eyebrows thing was going to get a pause lmao
Man, Harry and the Henderson's was great.
Jordies actually died in the firebombing. This is just John Barrilaro in a wig pretending to be Jordies
The impression at 5:56 really does sound like im watching the history channel at 3am
THAT KIDS BRAIN DOESNT EXIST
Ghost Nets are real, it means a fishing net that got abandoned or lost so submarines and fish often get stuck in them
3:16 where did this simulation video even come from like what 😭
I did not need to see human shaped flesh pixels getting smushed into the simulated hull of a deep dive submersible 💀
Im still waiting for Jordies to examine the Rokkos Basilisk conundrum
4:25
And here you can see the exact moment that Jordie realizes that maybe this wasn't the best of ideas
4:30 it must be a green screen because sometimes the background changes. Sometimes the grass is long, sometimes it's cut, sometimes the plants are green and sometimes they're orange. That's a conspiracy if I've ever heard one