That's the natural progression of all youtubers. Once you get big enough to where you have a dedicated following that doesn't give a shit what you make, the easiest thing is to just react.
Weird thing is, I have had about half of those recommendations myself... there must be some "default" ones that just get the golden ticket to everyones eyeballs.
Alright here's one for you. My mother in law is deep down the conspiracy rabbit hole. Weirdly enough, the community she's part of is super into medieval role playing, blacksmithing, archery, that kind of thing. I have no idea how those two things came together, so I would love to know if the algorithm has something to do with it. How does one go from a fascination with the medieval to believing the government is constantly conspiring against you?
@@TessaBain Caring and conspiring are two completely different things. You may have opened up a door into the conspiracists though, they're to stupid to know the difference....
Is it bad that you said this and I immediately thought of the theory that medieval peasants are always portrayed as living in gray huts and filthy rags eating stale bread and gruel (in spite of them actually having colorful stuff and the normal human urge to bathe themselves and apparently access to enough good food that salmon was considered a poor man's food) because of industrial era propaganda to keep the poor quiet living and working in horrifying conditions in cities, because "Sure it's bad but at least you're not a medieval peasant, so you're welcome"? Point is, studying history makes you more aware of how inaccurate perceptions can be and how much popular narratives change over time, which I can definitely see lending itself to conspiratorial thinking, given the right nudge.
Sometimes I wish I was Australian so I could call people bogans... Also my grandma is severely disappointed that windbreaker isn't in your merch store 😢
10:36 - seeing jordie rag on the Nine Club not realizing that the entire lineup of the pod is a mix of other pro skaters and ex pro skaters is super amusing to me. (But that's also why they all collectively suck at speaking)
Hey Jordies what's your absolute favourite joke in one of your videos? I wanna put it in a compilation so that I can farm you for views like a battery hen.
Am I supposed to be confused about why we discussed her shaved head but completely ignored the fact that she applied her makeup with a paintball gun? Because I am.
Odd thing is I'm a 30 - 40 yr old woman from the UK yet every single one of those shorts were identical to mine from a month ago maybe? Same order and everything. So youtube thinks I'm a 30 - 40 year old guy like Jordan and I'm honestly good with that. Thing is, I dunno who half those guys in the shorts are. No idea at all. Tyler who? Podcast guy who? I have to stop watching shorts as they are brain rot. I guess sometimes I just need to stop thinking for a bit.
this is why i stay away from any short form content, stayed off tik tok and i only watch a few shorts from creators i like and never scroll on the videos themselves lmao
pausing at 4:33 to let the comments know that Britney's latest drama was dancing with knives in a TikTok and making all her fans question the yeetage of the conservatorship. (Turns out they were fake lol. God why do I know so much about this)
I just want to say about the creativity of Cold Ones. I got through uni with A’s by drinking a glass (or bottle) of red wine while writing my essays. The key is to edit the next day.
You should do the rabbit hole for your insta, reddit, and Facebook next, it would be interesting to see what the difference is between app, like reddit shorts are way more insane
Love the confidence of rarely catching the train and rarely watching RUclips that I just so happen to pick a video of Jordan joking about people watching on the train with minimal reaction. But you nailed it on the head. Well done
I tried to do that but now when I turn off my history nothing appears but my subscriptions, in not too against that but it’s RUclips‘a way of countering this. Shorts are shit
@@bigbrothertw You retain far less information from short form videos than longer videos and they have an addictive quality. Good for creators, not great for consumers. I have them blocked.
I swear the RUclips algorithm is the crappiest thing ever. Lately it's been recommending nothing related to my liked videos, watch history. It shows the same videos over & over whether or not if you'll never watch it, or have watched it. I hope it improves. It's horrible.
as much as i hate shorts/toktiks, i do catch myself watching them. luckily the youtube shorts algorithm is decent and mostly only shows me videos of people i am already subscribed to. it does get weird if you keep going though
12:58 then u have a show called loiter squad where the first episode ends with a thumbtack covered trampoline and one guy that isnt him jumps on it and everyone hoots and hollers
The head shaving issue for Doja may relate to getting sick of having weaves and shit to try and make their hair look like non-black-african hair. With super curly hair the options are different. Shaved, afro, dreadlocks and braids all either take effort and/or discomfort and/or get judged by people (producers, publishers, managers, promoters etc) and people can get sick of wigs, weaves and treatments etc. Then, when they take off the wig or whatever, they get backlash for doing that.
Warhammer 40k sketch videos where it's just Alex Jones photoshopped as a Black Templar and the things his talking about is surprisingly on topic to the Warhammer Universe.
Brand new account, but use a VPN to create it in a bunch of different locations. See what country sets you out on the most deranged path to begin with.
11:30 "Its literally impossible to win this, heres how i won this using a trick that scammers dont know about until they watch this video and learn it"
The RUclips algorithm does give you what you want to see. It will occasionally give you what you want because it's more addictive that way. Same way pokies work. The possibility of seeing something you want is the addictive part, not actually getting it
Despite the fact that I hate Shorts and never watch them (even keep giving them feedback asking for a way to opt out of them showing up on my feed), I found this highly entertaining. Enlightening, even.
I recommend the dementia rabbit hole. It is a sad, dark, terrifying rabbit hole, that culminates with the album Everywhere At The End Of Time. A six and half hour album that is about the onset and progression of dementia.
See the problem with youtube shorts is not only is it a different algorithm, it also is EXTREMELY dependent on how long you watch a short for before you swipe. So deciding to watch every short is going to entirely fuck things up. Doja cats gonna be back
What RUclips rabbit hole should we go down next? Gun videos? Give me your craziest suggestions and let's see where the algorithm takes us.
Jordan watching this poison so we don't have to
Nathan Oakleys flat earth channel
Go down the Ojama Lime lore.
Notifications squad!!
Love it. Jordies hard hitting political commentary... And shitposts!
Let’s see how fast you can go from something innocuous like ‘easy week-night recipes’ to full-blown society-crumbling conspiracy vids
It’ll be 2 shorts MAX
lol, you know that whole 6 degrees of seperation thing? Well.... 6 vids or less
This would be great
@@toughie2722 it would just be a politician eating something completely incorrectly
Wikipedia game 2.0
Calling V-sauce some nerd is simultaneously accurate and infuriating
Hey V-Sauce, some nerd here... what is a reaction? why is it a thing? and why is Jordies doing it?
Or... is he? *bling*
@@AustralianMurderTurtlelmao
Hey V-Sauce Michael here Jorides is a good person, OR IS HE? *vsauce music intensifies*
he's not just SOME nerd >:(
"I'm a man between 20 and 30 aren't I" - mate, are you losing track of time? You're a man between 30-40. Ease up tiger.
Damn is he really?
@@stephentrash8579he's 34, still a young guy
Everything about Jordan's appearance makes Australia look like they're stuck in the early 90's.
Where Neighbours was peak TV, next to The Simpsons and Round the twist
Nice profile picture
Can relate I'm stuck in selected ambient works 85-92.
Have you looked around? How good would it be to be stuck in the early 90s? Take me back.
His drip is flame bduva
The natural progression of a political commentary and journalism RUclipsr… Becoming a reaction RUclipsr
keen for his egirl arc
That's the natural progression of all youtubers. Once you get big enough to where you have a dedicated following that doesn't give a shit what you make, the easiest thing is to just react.
This is a Warhammer 40K channel
@@magila1 Australian politics is a lot like warhammer 40k if you think about it
@rainy4902 Jordies is 100% an Ork.
This is some VERY high quality Aussie anger sass. It's a mood I don't think any other accent can truly pull off.
😂🥊🦘
It's the only accent in which you can casually say c*nt and no one bats an eye. God bless Australia.
@@DrEnzyme 🤌🏼 Reclaimed by Aussie women taking back our 🐈 power and recognising a word that just gets to the fkn point
Newfoundland. Lol
Yeah calling someone a good c*nt is absolutely a compliment 👍🤣
Weird thing is, I have had about half of those recommendations myself... there must be some "default" ones that just get the golden ticket to everyones eyeballs.
Yeah! I got the OJ and Ariana Grande ones and I don't have any history of pop stars or crime in my watch history lol.
Alright here's one for you. My mother in law is deep down the conspiracy rabbit hole. Weirdly enough, the community she's part of is super into medieval role playing, blacksmithing, archery, that kind of thing. I have no idea how those two things came together, so I would love to know if the algorithm has something to do with it. How does one go from a fascination with the medieval to believing the government is constantly conspiring against you?
Better question: Why do you think they aren't? How delusional does one have to be to think the government cares about them?
@@TessaBainI have my own special agent division assigned just to me. Hi boys!
@@TessaBain Caring and conspiring are two completely different things. You may have opened up a door into the conspiracists though, they're to stupid to know the difference....
@@MickH60 They can probably spell "too" correctly though?
Is it bad that you said this and I immediately thought of the theory that medieval peasants are always portrayed as living in gray huts and filthy rags eating stale bread and gruel (in spite of them actually having colorful stuff and the normal human urge to bathe themselves and apparently access to enough good food that salmon was considered a poor man's food) because of industrial era propaganda to keep the poor quiet living and working in horrifying conditions in cities, because "Sure it's bad but at least you're not a medieval peasant, so you're welcome"?
Point is, studying history makes you more aware of how inaccurate perceptions can be and how much popular narratives change over time, which I can definitely see lending itself to conspiratorial thinking, given the right nudge.
Got me excited at the start Jordan. Don't tease me like that.
I'm cool with whatever as long as the main source of content and comedy is still you, if you become SSniperwolf then there's another firebomb coming
FRIENDLYJORDIES: taking reaction content to a whole new level
Sometimes I wish I was Australian so I could call people bogans...
Also my grandma is severely disappointed that windbreaker isn't in your merch store 😢
She's got a great eye for fashion, your gran.
🤌🏼 Stylin'! 😂
As an Australian, I say just go for it mate. ‘Imitation is the highest form of admiration’ or some shit… 😅😉
10:36 - seeing jordie rag on the Nine Club not realizing that the entire lineup of the pod is a mix of other pro skaters and ex pro skaters is super amusing to me. (But that's also why they all collectively suck at speaking)
I like how he said crobb makes 4 mill off one episode
Hey Jordies what's your absolute favourite joke in one of your videos? I wanna put it in a compilation so that I can farm you for views like a battery hen.
Chicken goes cuck cuck cuck😂
THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT because honestly it is a joke. @@ZootZinBootZ
Am I supposed to be confused about why we discussed her shaved head but completely ignored the fact that she applied her makeup with a paintball gun? Because I am.
She had it set to whore I imagine
i mean he does mention it
Odd thing is I'm a 30 - 40 yr old woman from the UK yet every single one of those shorts were identical to mine from a month ago maybe? Same order and everything.
So youtube thinks I'm a 30 - 40 year old guy like Jordan and I'm honestly good with that. Thing is, I dunno who half those guys in the shorts are. No idea at all. Tyler who? Podcast guy who?
I have to stop watching shorts as they are brain rot. I guess sometimes I just need to stop thinking for a bit.
Unfortunately I think the only algorithm YT uses to any large degree these days is the one that funnels ad dollars into your eyeballs.
"they're millionaire-homeless people" is such a brutal compliment
this is why i stay away from any short form content, stayed off tik tok and i only watch a few shorts from creators i like and never scroll on the videos themselves lmao
agreed, rarely learn anything interesting in such a short time. endless scrolling short form content IS the problem with social media
if you haven’t seen Britney with KNIVES you are missing out.
Naked and hit by a bus, Jordies wants to go out like that old dude from his country town stories
This is great. Ironically, it was too short. MORE. LIZARD BRAIN NEED MORE.
A video of Jordies shitting on almost every RUclips short he views. Sign me up for a lifetime of this!
I would go from a random MKBHD short all the way to septic tank cleaning videos within a few swipes, it’s insane
That windbreaker 😂😂😂
Mambo meets Mondrian ❤
The only people I recognized in this whole video is Friendlyjordies and Tony Hawk. I think I'm out of touch.
Jordy shitting on The Nine Club made my day lol
Made me laugh even though I like the Nine Club .
Me too
Feed the algorithm clips of peter dutton, clive palmer and pauline hanson lmao
Masochism!!
We've peaked, team. We're watching Jordies react to Shorts, everyone go out and touch some grass for a bit. It'll help you feel better.
This dropped me
pausing at 4:33 to let the comments know that Britney's latest drama was dancing with knives in a TikTok and making all her fans question the yeetage of the conservatorship. (Turns out they were fake lol. God why do I know so much about this)
What happens to the algorithm if you only watch Sky News Australia
Frightening thought that! 😱
Ah yes Finnally I can stop watching RUclips shorts to watch RUclips shorts
Last time I went down the rabbit hole I wound up watching “can a modern main battle tank defend against a baguette”.
Could it?
Ghee and I thought Puff Daddy’s secret orgys were effed up.
It appears to do so, yes.
@@thelandlord111 that sounds right, but I had to be sure. Thanks
I just want to say about the creativity of Cold Ones. I got through uni with A’s by drinking a glass (or bottle) of red wine while writing my essays. The key is to edit the next day.
You should do the rabbit hole for your insta, reddit, and Facebook next, it would be interesting to see what the difference is between app, like reddit shorts are way more insane
Feed into it a profile created by a 75 year old man who likes gymnastics....... WHAT!? I'm sure it will show gardening shorts only..
Jordies seems to underestimate how much the algorithm treats you as a test subject rather than a customer
Love the confidence of rarely catching the train and rarely watching RUclips that I just so happen to pick a video of Jordan joking about people watching on the train with minimal reaction. But you nailed it on the head. Well done
If we're being realistic, the fact that you haven't modified RUclips so you never see shorts is really the most embarrassing part of this video.
Hold up
What? That's a thing we can do?
I tried to do that but now when I turn off my history nothing appears but my subscriptions, in not too against that but it’s RUclips‘a way of countering this. Shorts are shit
Whats wrong with shorts? Animators finally can make money from their vids because the shorts algo works different to the normal one
@@bigbrothertw You retain far less information from short form videos than longer videos and they have an addictive quality. Good for creators, not great for consumers. I have them blocked.
Your soul has been judged and the youtube algorithm has decided...
I swear the RUclips algorithm is the crappiest thing ever. Lately it's been recommending nothing related to my liked videos, watch history. It shows the same videos over & over whether or not if you'll never watch it, or have watched it. I hope it improves. It's horrible.
Are you sure you don’t accidentally have Watch History disabled/paused? That would cause things like you’re experiencing.
Pumbacaracal, or just any other channel where someone has tried to domesticate an animal that clearly doesn't want any part of it.
I think my favourite rabbit hole I've found so far is the mud world conspiracy. I'd be curious to see if it can get any wilder than that 😂
by 20-30 he means 29-40.
Bredtubers, 2000s crazy gameshows, and warhammer breakdowns should be all that account consumes
i hate shorts, i hate the way they loop, I hate the brainless content, I love long form. WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING THEM OH GOD HELP!
Jordan watching this eye poison so we don't have to, Truly FriendlyJordies
as much as i hate shorts/toktiks, i do catch myself watching them. luckily the youtube shorts algorithm is decent and mostly only shows me videos of people i am already subscribed to. it does get weird if you keep going though
idk how i saw this so fast, love you jordie!
Start with Friendlyjordies of course! Leads me to watch more 30 plus men in pink wigs 😂
“Some nerd” gotta be like dissing your uncle ok his birthday. And it’s everyone’s favorite uncle
Also isn’t Simon the same age as Jordies?
12:58 then u have a show called loiter squad where the first episode ends with a thumbtack covered trampoline and one guy that isnt him jumps on it and everyone hoots and hollers
The head shaving issue for Doja may relate to getting sick of having weaves and shit to try and make their hair look like non-black-african hair. With super curly hair the options are different. Shaved, afro, dreadlocks and braids all either take effort and/or discomfort and/or get judged by people (producers, publishers, managers, promoters etc) and people can get sick of wigs, weaves and treatments etc.
Then, when they take off the wig or whatever, they get backlash for doing that.
Warhammer 40k sketch videos where it's just Alex Jones photoshopped as a Black Templar and the things his talking about is surprisingly on topic to the Warhammer Universe.
Here's a dirty RUclips secret: Jordie is voting No. 😛
If your brave enough start with a furry video, that would be one hell of a rabbit hole 😂😂😂
Start with Friendlyjordies videos & see where that takes you.
bro the nine club guys are all legendary pro skaters damn, shots fired at the wrong guys lol
i like how jordies is dressed as a happy meal in this one
Btw, the guys asking Tony Hawk questions on the podcast are other professional skaters. They're not just random guys.
Dude you have GOT to do Joe rogan shorts. It's perfect. So perfect. See how many times you see him talk about bears
Start with a very specific IT problem being solved by a person with a third world accent and 12 views.
Don’t remember where I started, but I ended up on fallout/sopranos crossovers
Brand new account, but use a VPN to create it in a bunch of different locations. See what country sets you out on the most deranged path to begin with.
feed it minecraft songs like eye of spider.
11:30
"Its literally impossible to win this, heres how i won this using a trick that scammers dont know about until they watch this video and learn it"
The amount of times you said 20s-30s .... bro i hate to break it to ya👽
The RUclips algorithm does give you what you want to see. It will occasionally give you what you want because it's more addictive that way. Same way pokies work. The possibility of seeing something you want is the addictive part, not actually getting it
Got drunk spent 5 hours on RUclips shorts. I swear I reported so many onlyfans spam i thought I was on tik tok
You're right- I SHOULDN'T know who you are... but fk me, I'm happy that I do 😂
Oh, and a deep fakes rabbit hole might be fun
Where are the warhammer 40k videos FRIENDLYJORDIES
You should do the 35 year old dude pretending he's in his 20's cope videos rabbit hole
go full roblox fortnite minecraft kid and see how fast you can get to some r34 shit
jordies on cold ones confirmed
VSauce (that nerd) is a very cool science guy, not a MAGA type.
Finally I can see some shorts, cause I'm staying archaic by not touching short video format by myself with a 10 meter stick
peaky blinders sigma alpha videos with that sigma tick tok music
You should do anime shorts to have a better chance to have the hentai game sponsor you
Being in the states I’ve never caught one of these videos this quick 😂 I’m beyond excited!
I just wanna know how long it would take you to get from any topic to a 5 minute crafts video.
Despite the fact that I hate Shorts and never watch them (even keep giving them feedback asking for a way to opt out of them showing up on my feed), I found this highly entertaining. Enlightening, even.
I recommend the dementia rabbit hole. It is a sad, dark, terrifying rabbit hole, that culminates with the album Everywhere At The End Of Time. A six and half hour album that is about the onset and progression of dementia.
I’m in hospital right now and thanks to you I was able to watch your video and distract myself from the pain to take a piss so no catheter thanks man
Garand Thumb to hard-right content speedrun, any%
History channel shorts! Gonna be a lot of aliens and maybe something not completely bonkers
Self Report: The video
You should video call a fan, watch their shorts and then judge them, pick it apart
Start with Atheists debating theists & see where that takes you.
Hey, Kath and or Kim want their tracksuit back.
They will never expect another reaction channel
Can we send ya stories like any sort of stories for ya to read
Thanks for wasting my time Jordies!
Feed, really specific and niche topics from some random Australian town or suburb into it.
When are you going on cold ones jordiiiieeesss??
go on cold ones ya dawg, or are you too SCARED
That Tyler clip is legit cringe as hell lmfao
Surely Jordy goes on Cold ones at some point
See the problem with youtube shorts is not only is it a different algorithm, it also is EXTREMELY dependent on how long you watch a short for before you swipe. So deciding to watch every short is going to entirely fuck things up. Doja cats gonna be back
Is that a 'Hey hey it's Saturday' jacket?
Lewis Carroll 🤣