This Journalist Made a Big Mistake
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2022
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aight ill give you my coffee money.
Can you talk about all the shit that’s going on with the ccp in the uk? First it was our own blood @drewpavlu they faked a bomb threat saying it was him, then they pull Chinese expats in the uk into the consulate and beat them?
Cheers mang🤙🏽🤙🏽
But how tall are you actually????
Just a little reminder you have to get a warhammer tatoo at 1 million subs. enjoy your day!! :D
"Whenever someone's found guilty of defamation, I want you to instantly translate that into your head of: they were found guilty of angering someone with enough money to hire a barrister to speak in Latin so no one can understand how pathetic their clients grievances actually are" - FJ. Wow now that is one hell of a burn. Gee he is so sharp.
Don't you just love it that the second definition of pedestrian is 'lacking inspiration or excitement; dull'
Nail on the head
I think Tenuous should be Jim's middle name
I love the implicit shallowness of the word, like it took root from a metaphor of someone 'just passing by' a subject (real journalism, for example) and never really understanding it; in this case, crossing life's busy highway trying desperately to Tweet with one hand while balancing their oversized skinny orange hazelnut mocha-soy frappuccino in the other, miraculously missing cars and trucks by inches, along with the point of most things around them in existence.
LOL omg...
burn
The happiest I get in life - seeing the words “journalist’ and “mistake” in a 24 minute Jordies video 🎉
It is fun to watch journalists getting shredded.
FriendlyJordies>having a child
I enjoy them but it's pretty sad if this is the happiest you get lol
Jim: exists
Jordan: Imma end this man's whole career
Sit down, get comfy, there's a roasting to watch.
I cant believe I never realised the irony and insecurities of them making fun of Jordies looks and the fact he's a ex model, my sides are in orbit.
an ex _international_ model too.
I've already made an orange mocha frappuccino reference somewhere else, but I won't contemporise when such a great old meme exists... Because oh boy does he fit the bill as someone you could imagine becoming the tragic victim of his own stupidity in a frolicsome petrol fight. 🤣 The cost of fuel alone is probably all that's saving him! 😂😂
👉👉pregnant
👈👈pregnant
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a double agent
@@MadLadMartyMcFly85 What?
Damn boy. 'Your thoughts are fashion' is a terrifyingly accurate indictment on the way this vapid pleb interacts with the world around him.
vapid pleb
hooooly--
i'm gonna use that if you don't mind
That was the sickest burn that I have heard in a long time, purely because it is so fucking accurate.
I've had articles rejected by Pedestrian for being too serious for their audience. One of them was about horses in politics.
That's gold! Is there somewhere I can read that?
Bloody hell, that's funny.
"Why the long face, A-triple-Seabiscuit? Markets not stable? Budget got a mowing?"
@@brendandemichele6451neigh
“Hide your chin under a bush of pubes” may be the greatest quote I hear today
'Holding up his ears' was how it finished.
Then you missed the 'communist John Connor' burn in there. Hands down best
When i worked at ch9, alot of the junior producers whether it be digital or broadcast, were all north shore orivate school kids. The majority being nepotism hires.
I expected nothing and I was still disappointed.
How dare you suggest that the daughter of Lisa Wilkinson and Peter Fitzsimmons wasn't hired purely on merit!
Colour me surprised.
The ol' Freemo DeMolay connekshuns...
I bet you've got some mad stories out of that posting
Odd that a man so pathetically pedestrian in his thinking is actually the Deputy Editor at PedestrianTV.
Doesn't sound odd, it's ironically fitting.
Actually they say its likely the universe creates synchronicity as a general law. Not proven yet but there's a lot of evidence to suggest so.
Ol Jim is so pedestrian he's morphed into bus stop. Poor Jim.
Nice to see the Peter principle is alive and well in jouro land. Maybe Jim should get a cert in it?
Hey guys stop with the bashing. He is pretty well connected guy, I mean deputy fucking editor! He basically runs that place! Pedestrian TV, its one of Australia's most trusted, prestigious, hard hitting news orgs that we have. I know its one of the top news organisations that set the tone for the talking points of Australia's media zeitgeist. Its known for rdirecting the conversation for tens of news media organisations around the country and the globe keeping us well informed.
From farm hands to factory owners, from the big end of town to to McDonald town, I often here people from of all walks of life discussing the current talking points first raised by Pedestrian TV. Although the opinion and debate amongst the general public can be, at times, polarirising & devisiveabily palpable, the one thing that I hear time and time again and the vast majority of people agree on is the respect and admiration they have for their fine organisation.
It can sometimes be such a hinderance to a good ol fashioned head on heated debate that some even deny that they have even heard of Pedestrian TV and the great work they do!
Ha! Although its often met with gasps and looks of disbelief, in truth, it's seldom believed.
So I implore you to search your feelings, to the first time you to were moved by the tireless efforts of these skilled craftsmen, plying their humble trade - ever vigilant, unflinching brutally honest reporting and try cut them some slack.
Remember, no one is prefect, and I am sure they soon will return to their well worn troupe of clear and unbiased news journalism and to a brighter, more informed prosperous future only made so bright by their presence
Did I mention he is fuckin like 2nd in charge?!?!?
Jim Marlo: *Goes on Twitter and writes the equivalent of throwing a scrunched up piece of paper at Jordies
Jordan Shanks *Goes on RUclips ,(sighs, cracks knuckles ,chuckels sofly), proceeds to pull the cooling rods out of Chernobyl nuclear reactor.
control rods*
edit: yes i'm fun at parties
Jordies - 628K subscribers
Entire Pedestrian media empire - 617K subscribers
What other channels do they have? it looks like they only have less than 20k subscribers across two channels
Also Jordie going up, hopefully he can flex a mill soon on Jim Malo's pubes for hair
he gained nearly 300k subs in 3 months... or in other words 50% of the entire Pedestrian media "empire" total sub base in a fiscal quarter.
Warning - someone who tries to look hard and cool is nearly always not hard and cool. Looking at you Jim
He looks like the biggest softcock though lol
Who?
BINGO!
Zach de la Sellout
As he stands there hunched over, holding a bicycle helmet lol
Keep holding them journalists and politicians accountable the world needs more people to do so
The irony.
The irony of needing "to hold journalists to account", wtf.
Jordies.
Legend.
"If I accidentally stepped on a worm, I'd feel sorry for the worm. If I accidentally stepped on you, I'd feel sorry for my shoes."
I laughed for an unreasonably long period of time over that one. 😆
Saw the punchline coming, but top notch execution still
Definitely made me chuckle for a bit
I left a tweet on Jim Malo's comments about FJ and he came back at me with "What is your job". I responded by directing him to my Twitter bio and blog, and only hours later he nuked his entire Twitter account, every comment gone. I'll begrudgingly concede it was probably due to his FJ stuff, but it's still fun to have been a part of it.
"your thoughts are fashion."
Jordan, that is so far the best fucking way to articulate many modern twitter users.
I'm not kidding that shit is very profound.
Right? That stuck with me too
"He dosen't even know red means stop"
*stares in Orc* "BUT RED MEANS FASTER!!"
They just don't want to report on anyone they're going to see at one of their parents dinner parties. I mean, that would be super awkward for all involved. 🙄
SO TRUE
"how havent journalists been replaced by predictive text"
well that ages pretty well
His headshot transformation from Domain to Pedestrian is remarkable.
Property spruiker to Inner city soyboy.
it’s so hilarious that he’s deleted all of his tweets
As a US Citizen, I’ve got no skin in this game. But god do I love how Jordie takes people down!
I'm also from the US and watching these videos is what I look forward to when getting home from work.
Please share this guy's story with all the people internationally ya can...he's getting ROLLED sooo bad here! Firebombed and our equivalent of FBI used as a personal task force....! If international media called us on it our media would have to own up! ❤
Pedestrian decreases my I.Q
As soon as I heard pedestrian, I could literally feel my facial muscles move subconsciously in real time, crinkling in a suprised face. Yup, Jordies is gonna subject him to Dante's Inferno the only way he can to hipster journos.
There's a massive pin board, there's photos pins strings and post it notes, with every last one that's wronged Jordies. That's the mental image I got. Good. Get em Jordies. Clean em up.
"Get your vomit bag ready"
Advice that is truly sincere and deserves listening to.
I think he's scrubbed his Twitter
"Vacant bimbo without the looks" hahaha, brilliantly put.
What an amazing takedown of a bad journo, bodyslam after bodyslam
"we should be the ones posting the mafs reviews" you can hear the pain in his voice, forever prevented from pursuing his true calling
Thank you for taking this knob down a peg.
I've only ever had one interaction with Jim Malo. Gives off massive tool energy.
When Friendly Jordies is the best journalism you can find, we’ve got a problem. That said, thanks boys. Great job as always.
Yeah, its very concerning that a homeless guy who makes videos on youtube is THE BEST reporting in Australia right now, especially when compared to the amount of resources these massive news corporations have at their disposal
@@rhysbaker2595 The Australian equivalent of America's Operation Mockingbird. Government intelligence infiltrates and colludes the media and government together to protect the establishment while simultaneously gaslighting you with BS and nonsense to distract you from their crimes. It's worldwide.
Got to give it to the children-journos at Fairfax, that opening their rag always has me feeling like I’ve stepped in excrement, up to my ankles.
There's one way to fix that.
I feel like Jim hasn't lived a day of reality in his entire life.
He just looks like a straight up f witt.
The cognitive dissonance is astounding 😂
As a Grubb i'd like to take this opportunity to disown and apologize for any and all Grubbs in journalist or journalist adjacent positions. We're laboring peasants and I refuse to accept anyone who carries the name and doesn't hold to that tradition. Shame.
I miss these articulated journo take downs. Brings a tear to my eye, thank you Jordan.
His thoughts ARE fashion, ive seen an article posted by him which contained fictitious lies and when called out on the glaring inaccuracies he blocked them via email and said ‘i dont engage with terfs’. No right to reply to the misinformation.
Malo means 'bad, amiss, inappropriate' in Spanish and Italian. Coincidence?
Jim Malo's on unalive watch
im not even Australian but im so engrossed in all of this lol. i wish there were more journalists like you in the US
We had them, but then the Kochs and Rupert Murdoch got involved.
@@bijou3000 If you think it is just one side of the political aisle which the average person on the right hates Murdoch and the Kochs you are completely out of touch.
@@OriginalBongoliath I'm sure your retort would have been a lot more stinging if it had been written with lucidity, instead of just being random words strung together in no particular order.
@@OriginalBongoliathenglish mate
I think Chanel 9 ‘should distance themselves’ from airing anything. Who watches them.
Social media creators get way more views. Even the little ones.
I prefer Chanel No5 anyway
@@drunkpaulocosta thanks 🤣
@@drunkpaulocosta it does sound so much nicer than Channel anyways.
Finally. Back to our regular programming. I love this Jordie
Yes but we all do like the 40k content amd MAFS reviews too
learning about real issues and how to raze a person into the ground at the same time, that's efficient content
The fact that his last name literally means “bad” says enough
I studied journalism at QUT (Queensland University of Technology) with this guy. He had no friends and my mates genuinely thought he might have been on the spectrum. Good to see him live up to his 'potential'.
You incinerated that guy! "Your thoughts are fashion" was hilarious, and god damn it is so true. Bravo!
Is it even possible to be evil while so completely oblivious? Evil is active malice but jim clearly doesnt actively do or think anything. Just writes half a sentance and hits the predictive text button to fill out an article and collect a check.
Great name. So many questions.
Oblivious? Jim is well aware when it's something affecting him and willfully ignores the same when convenient for him, that is indeed malicious
@@legendaryra3590 exactly my thoughts.
Oh hi man.
God I've missed these takedowns! So many epic lines.
He has a 'Bondi chest'
Far from Manley 🤣😂😂
These are my favourite videos. Jordan vs journalists.
You mean 'actual journalist' vs the wannabes.
People still read pedestrian? Love the irony of channel 9 ad popping up as well.
21:20 this has to be one of the coldest, most savage and at the same time hilarious insults I've ever heard
I got told about a room in parliament house years ago where they all go to do the business, apparently bodily fluid stains all over the place. They should drug test the toilets again
Jim is like the Dashcon ballpit of people.
Ouch
ok so i enjoyed all of this, my only issue with such a thorough long form take down is this: your target probably doesn't have the attention span to sit through it all
yes - we saw you at Paddo Rissole from exceptional seats and yeah, definitely not short (for a bloke) from someone who is short (for a girl). Anyway....sensational show - totally loved it and we laughed and learned stuff!!! Looking forward to that necessary change of gov in March and consequent media meltdown
I like that he actually made a Morrowind reference, but talked about Skyrim, then showed Oblivion. I wonder if he just didn't care, or guessed that his viewers would know anything about Morrowind so made to be about Skyrim instead.
I see Jim has deleted all his Tweets ?
And now Jim Malo has deleted his twitter
It's people like Jim Malo that make me think "Maybe King Hits aren't so bad after all" and that's messed up.
No, Adam. Use your words. You must always use words.
But I know what you mean.
@@attilajuhasz2526 oh I agree with u and I think that's a fucked up thought to have.
hahha to think that by the end of the weekend there will be more people that have watched this video than people who have fully read a single Jim Malo article.
Friday do be the day Friendlyjordies releases the hits such as giving me my daily dose of making Twitter blue checks cry
Laughed the entire way through. Brilliant word, Jordies!
put this in the online dictionary beside "vitriolic diatribe: examples"
Some parts so poetic, they could be put to music. Well done.
Jim’s really taking this well over on twitter😂
If there was any justice in the world, these people would not be allowed to call themselves journalists.
When the title said “Journalist” never in a million did I think you’d be talking about Jim fucking Malo.
Old mate has deleted all his tweets
Yep... Hilarious.
My guy Jordie here is sliding over cases while he shoots, 13/10 journalism I cut myself over it while crying
Jordie turns it up to 11 for this one! Brilliant work as usual! Thank you 👌
Mine got a reading of 12!
One time I decided to go to my college’s cafeteria. For some reason I chose to get one of their terrible burgers. Idk why. I ordered my cheeseburger and waited for it to come. There was only one other kid there and I decided to make small talk. I ask my usual convo starter “what course are you taking”, he said journalism. Afterwards I he asked what I ordered. I told him it was a cheeseburger and asked him the same. He said a cheeseburger too. Later as I left with my burger, I saw him go up and get a shawarma. That’s when I realized my college trained the best in each field.
I once saw an ex cop turned councillor (specialist in PTSD) who said “I n my 15 years as a cop, I rarely saw justice “.
Makes you think that people like Jordies who constantly produce proof of complete ignorance, is threatened with legal action on such a regular occurrence.
The best part is seeing this on patron first
Like, Jim has no idea right now. God I can see the meltdown
18:50 - I'm really grateful for Jordies and team showing us these tweets - sometimes I feel bad about myself for having rational and respectable debates with people and trying to find better solutions
but then I see jim malo's tweets, and I realise how terrible he is, and how I'm a lot less terrible than I sometimes think - thanks Jordies and team
Jordie, 5'6"? 😂 Spoken like someone who never met him IRL. Like me, Jordie is a respectable 5'10" or 5'11" (whatever, I just use the metric system).
I don't even understand how this is supposed to be a dunk. How is the height of either of them even relevant to the dispute they were having?
@@Jesska8912h this, Malo has enough personality flaws for 4 jordis videos without going to the places that aren’t a matter of choice.
I'm 5 foot 10 and a half which is the average height of an adult male in most countries. I am painfully average in almost everything tbh 😁
@@Jesska8912h Honestly insulting someone based on their height is as outright idiotic as insulting their gender or the colour of their skin.
the projection from this guy ... perhaps he thinks his chest-free beanpole physique is impressing someone other than himself
A vintage tesseract of a video- Malo will never escape it.
"If I accidentally stepped on a worm, I'd feel bad for the worm. If I accidentally stepped on you, I'd feel bad for my shoe"
Can't wait to see this taken out of context with a boss theme background, posted on Facebook by people who think they have the Bezos mindset.
Inspirational
So... do you have a wall of photos of the people you've verbally crucified, or is it reserved for people like Barilaro and Berejiklian?
I like that, someone should put together a cork board of the journalists and politicians jordis has savaged and send it to the podcast.
Mr Slipper truly deserves justice, it was horrific what was done to him. He was an amazing speaker (and I vote Labor so that's saying something). Was impressed how seriously he took the speaker role.
I can not imagine being the people on the other end of the video and watching it i'd die 😂
Love how Jordan doesn't hold back with the continuous mike drops
Go get em mate, great work , I admire you're wit and tenacity.
Please don't ever change
Love how friendlyjordies, exposes these fake journalist
Haven't been on Facebook in 3 years but God I miss pedestrian... For years I was convinced it was satirical
Okay, okay, long overdue to look at the Patreon thingy. Harsh but fair take downs and I reckon these videos are just getting better each time.
Update: Jim has deleted all of his tweets.
And if you do get the opportunity, do see the live show! Saw it in Perth and it was a real eye-opener! Loved it.
I find the channel seriously funny and
entertaining, I have now subscribe to your channel.
Wow every nation needs a friendly jordie
Recon he's itching to change that display pic now but can't because it would give fj too much satisfaction haha
Yea he's already tweeted something about it 🤣
He’s back on twitter everyone, go have some fun!
Way back before the internet was really a thing (back when it was only somewhere you'd find unpaid extras in WarGames) I wrote a computer based training program (neeeeerd!) for a radio station. It covered defamation. The bottom line *was* relatively simple: if it was both true and in the public interest, it could be said. But what people never seem to get - which I was lucky enough to finally understand myself when I subsequently acted as a research assistant for two law theses (NEEERRD!) - is that all law is like this: it lies in interpretation and contest.
What's gone wrong is precedent. We've seen a cavalcade of b£#sh+ develop in defamation suits over the past 30 years because people have forgotten what the public interest actually means (and corporations are 'Americanising' the system towards defamation being the Australian 'SLAPP'). Thank heavens some people - like FJ crew - don't need pubic interest spelt out to them.
Corruption in government is pubic interest.
Misuse of tax payer funds is public interest.
Misconduct of publicity elected officials is pubic interest.
What the editor of pedestrian has confessed to in writing on Twitter is a form of derangement. It's the necessary derangement of defending oneself when one fails to act in the pubic interest as a journalist.
Friendlyjordies tearing apart journalists is my favorite webseries
"how haven't JURNalists been replaced with predictive text" best line of 2022
"Vacant bimbo", bro love the way you dismantle these dholes
I'm sure this will get burried. I would love you guys to shine a light on just how little is being covered by journalists in Australia about what is happening in Iran currently.
Journalists seen to be more than happy to cover their personal crusades around minor issues or backlash to what someone has said this week but they are doing very little to try and showcase people actually struggling for their rights. Seems like journalists only jump on an issue if it's directly relevant to them not just if it relates to the morals they claim to have or project.
True. They wait for the next domestic tragedy which can't directly be attributed to any specific person. Case in point: We had wall to wall coverage of the Queen's death and little else. Today, we have wall to wall coverage of floods and little else (maybe sport; they do like their sport).
Ohh Shit...I had to pause this, because I couldn't breathe properly due to laughing my balls off...I really thought I was about too soil myself... I didn't know who this Germ was, but now I shall keep an eye out for his Hilarious (albeit, hypocritical, somewhat frustrating comments)... Thankyou, you Legends....You guys are the Fucking Amazing.... 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
How can Jim even call himself a journo? At least he is tick verified on Twitter his life must be complete.
"Im bringing it down from the inside by doing what they tell me to do" 😂😂😂