@@redphoenix9468 well, look how happy gay men always are, whats missing from their lives? Look how moody lesbians always are, what's missing from their lives?? Lol
Damn Akaash , this was too real for me man. My wife hit me with the cheated on me in a dream thing a few weeks ago , and she legit was mad upset at me.
Do you blame her? First you barge in other people's dreams without their consent and then you get the nerve to cheat on them in their own dreams? If you're gona do nasty things do them in your own dreams, otherwise you're just being willfully disrespectful
"You cheated on me......in a dream!" LMFAO. I always knew he was funny but this is the one joke that I will point to years from now that made me LMFAO.
Yea, been there, but I'm an idiot and don't know when to not blurt out the first funny thing that comes to mind so my immediate response, "You probably deserved it" AS A JOKE. SAID IT AS A JOKE. Still know most people wouldn't find it funny, but I figure if she's saying absurd shit, I can too for a laugh right? Nope. Slept on the couch for a month after that. Wasn't even mad. I bought that couch knowing I'd do something dumb and end up sleeping on it some day. It's comfortable as shit and some of the best sleep ever. 8 years later, I'm better keeping stupid shit in my head, but not by much.
Melatonin gave me extreme night terrors, him cheating in a dream is so much better than a dream of his harem of bitches stalking and chasing you down before beating you to death. Melatonin night terrors be like that
Bro, this guy is absolutely on point! I’m going through something and everything this dude said has happened, and the dislikes on this video are the ladies who actually do this shit in relationships
kami nova Okay but like the whole "you cheated on me in a dream" thing doesn't actually happen right? Like I've heard people use that situation as a joke, but there's no way girls actually get mad about that shit right?
@Levek I cackled...maybe this is why I'm 20 and never been in a relationship 😂😂...maybe I do need an attitude adjustment Edit: and so you know I'm using sarcasm...men need attitude adjustments too yall ain't fooling nobody
@@grumpee8432 are you talking about me or generally... because i can tell you now women do wrong. We can cheat, and lie just like any man in a relationship. We do plenty of wrong. But for me since I've never been in a relationship I chalk it up to the men I meet not wanting to be in a monogamous and serious relationship I dont play that friends with benefits ish
Boyfriends lose arguments because they have to think about what they say before they say it. Girlfriends talk and think about what they said after . Then they call their girlfriends and ask them if what she said was right.
The ones with a little bit of consideration call and ask. Others call to brag to their friends about how they ran over you. I've heard from women themselves that they don't like when guys don't get angry and yell at them. For some strange reason it's boring.
@@libraalibaba The human mind prefers conflict over boredom. In other words, they're bored in their relationship and want something to get "excited" about. Another reason could be that they don't like the lack of confrontation. For example (I didn't date the guy but it was still weird), I knew a guy who would act like everything was fine when I did something that bothered him. I didn't know it bothered him until one of his "friends" told me he was talking shit behind my back. This might be an extreme example because guy would also tell lies about other people. It's sad because he's around 30, but acts like a middle school girl with jealousy issues.
Truth! Thank goodness for being self aware. Sometimes (!!!!) it actually stops me from saying or doing something stupid. If not, then it’s a good laugh later.
it's funny until toxicity builds up and accumulates and he leaves u... which I hope he did. Being self-aware really only makes it worse, bc ur choosing to make ur partner's life harder. Hope u got some growth in the meantime
@@brunolopes2205 ... being self aware is how you proactively choose to prevent it and work on it... also, no he didn't. I don't make his life harder, nor he mine. He was also laughing. It was light hearted.
@@littl3ica4us9 Glad to hear this! Being unapologetically crazy is something that guys would never get away with, so it was tough reading your first comment. But I'm glad you use your self-awareness to improve just like most guys have to :)
Sowr get the fuck out of here with that shit. Embrace it?? Nah bro, men are not taking that shit anymore. If we want EQUALITY then some immature woman will have to be act like grown ups when it comes to arguments. If you see a bitch saying it’s something they would do then you need to stop her ass for doing it. That shit is lame as hell man
@@TheGhostofFarCry Are you serious? I know this was 5 months ago, but could you tell me your reasoning? How do you "embrace" something like that? It's really difficult and painful. It breaks people. I've seen it. Maybe I'm missing something, but I want to be explained to.
@@TheGhostofFarCry but I'm asking "how does someone embrace it?" And why should anyone want to embrace it? I'm not trying to be crass. I really am looking for an answer.
I just kept going through girls until I found one that didn't do that, and put a ring on it. Been happily married for years, because neither of us play these kinds of head games. We're just honest.
I need that... I want a "woman" but the majority of people are girls who never grew up in some way or another. It's exhausting... everything is exhausting 😅
@@topsecret5110 lmao. Thats so funny. Cuz im the opposite. Every guy i meet seems to be a child. I mean...granted nobody is perfect and we all got issues....but theres just some immaturities that r a major turnoff.
@@VioletIsBulletproof You know what? I believe you. I think we generally have to wait until our mid 30s to find someone who's been through life enough to maintain a healthy level of self-awareness
@@topsecret5110 yeah. Getting older, more experienced and wiser. I def matured early on in some ways, but was super niave in other ways. So we all have varities in our maturity level.
@@VioletIsBulletproof No, I get it. I feel the same way about that too. There are definitely things that I've noticed about people that I find stunningly childish but I also realised that I'm a baby some regards. Everyone misses something. I think that being willing to grow is a good indicator of someone who's become wiser.
BROOO! So I use to think only cazy girls think that. Like how can you be mad at someone who in a dream. They aren't the real person. Well, Apparently not! I had a dream that my brother crashed my car, I was pissed. I was mad, that I woke up and was close to Angry crying. However I quickly realized, I don't even have a car so why the fuck am I angry. It an't real!! Its a dream. I felt so bad for my brother because it not his fault but I was still kinda mad. So I just avoided him for like while and let myself feel embarrassed before I told him. So we can see how ridiculous it is. I told a few of my friends this and the guys though it was funny. The girls however told me how they had dreams similar to that. Now most of us don't have the cheating dream because we are all single but usually if someone pissing us off in our dream. Depends on how quickly we see you, we might be mad at you. Its crazy..I don't know if it's just a girl thing. Tell me because honestly this is weird and fascinating.
They just wanna like 12 year old and then never take any accountability because they have been told thier life "you perfect little princesses who do no wrong " that's why they rarely apologise
Or maaaaaybe you should stop trying to 'win' in a fight and find resolutions together instead....this 'you against me' mentality (on both sides) ist killing relationships
it seems more and more likely that we are trapped in VR the more I think about this sentence. I mean if most of the girls in the universe were actually npcs it would make sense. There are more girls existing in the world - meaning they will always out number us, they can always keep an eye on us, if one fail to trap a guy in marriage there are billions of others that might be able to succeed. Marriage could be a trap so that we are never alone they are always with us knowing every move we make and some of our thought. Always asking where we were to make sure we aren't conspiring against them. The only reason they would care if we were with another npc is because not all females are npcs and that they will be replaced by another npc ((basically another npc taking their job)) plus it would seem weird if they didn't. Each one is different since not all males like the same thing. Plus it would make since that we would "control" the world. Because if males control the world they would never think for a second that females are playing them and controlling their every action. They would believe they rule when they actual don't it would all be an illusion. Then fighting for equal rights? It only makes sense that they would start demanding equal rights so it doesn't seem weird that they just do what ever we wanted them too willing. It wouldn't seem right. It would be like they were secretly plotting our demise. Plus if you think about it they used to teach man to protect protect women. They pretend to be weak so men fight for them. They made men fight their enemies so they didn't have to. They didn't have to get their hands dirty since we were taught to do it for them. Also happy wife happy life. Think about it shouldn't both sides be happy for a happy life not just the woman? We have to make the npcs happy or maybe they aren't just nps like what if the females trapped us in VR and just check in on us from time to time when they leave and npc takes over that acts similar to them. So when the our female overlords take over the npc they will always have a good time. Making sure we believe the lie and that they still have control. Holy sh*t anyone else remember that one episode of Rick and Morty where Rick and summer went to a planet controlled by women?!? The men thought they ruled ((they were also stupid, mad, and strong)) women had isolated themselves from men and made there own society. The only reason the race survived is because the women used robots to collect the males sperm to create babies. If we are trapped in VR females could be using machines to do exactly that in a similar way. We would be trapped in our own world (that they could end at any time) while they control the real world. Plus it make sense that women will often gain custody of kids so they can control the kids minds. Also all the false rape reports and shit is all because a man or some men actually escaped and this is our punishment the men who got away will have to deal with causing pain for the rest of the males still trapped in VR. Plus there have to be some imperfections in the world otherwise it would seem to good to be true. This world is supposed to be our prison and we're not supposed to enjoy it. Plus it would make sense that many girls play with guys hearts because it is all a game to them none of this is real. Meaning they won't care if they do something that causes pain. It will have no affect on them in the real world and their npc would have to deal with the mess. They just have to make sure it won't blow there cover. Plus another reason why a ton of stuff is happening with the genders is because more and more of our female captives are using the npcs. Something is going on either something bad is happening and they are trying to prevent it, they want us to suffer, or they just want to have fun. As in more of them are finding it more enjoyable to come to this world and unleash hell upon this world. I mean there are girls that feel s*xu@l pleasure by causing men pain ((if you know what I'm talking about)) *whip noise* It makes sense they would want us to suffer we would be like ants to them and they are holding a magnifying glass. Probably some that exists that want things to change do that man aren't suffering but it is likely there is something preventing them from being able to do so. Also we have created working VR what if they are just getting ready to start again. Trap the males deeper inside VR while the rule the world. I mean they are starting to take power so it could be possible they are getting ready to trap us. There would be point in them trapping us in VR within VR remember that episode of Rick and Morty where Rick is trapped in a simulation within a simulation within a simulation. Never ending simulations. We would never know which world is the real one so we would never know if we escaped or not we would just assume we did. There probably is an emergency escape just in case that is linked to death. Kind of like the Holy Grail in India John's there are many to pick from only one will save you and the rest will end you. If this comments goes missing or I die shortly after this then the women have killed me.
... I spent an hour on the message above wow. (Edit: ((I was going to add this but it slipped my mind)) I was going to say this is what happens when I have to much time on my hands but what if that's what we are supposed to think? That we have to keep ourselves busy so that we will never realized our situation. That we are stuck in VR
When you take it a little further, she will forget everything she said up until that point, and now it's my fault. And 5 seconds later, I'm washing dishes. For the 9th time in a row. I was so right... what happened? -Bill Singh (2012-ish + 2019)
this video could not have been more perfect for me, my girlfriend, fell asleep on me 3 times, acted like she didnt, all while im trying to help her with her issues, this is after shes been late to everything for the past half a year, using my time and not giving a fuck, and many other things, finally it came to a head, i talked to her about how i was feeling, how upset i was and how my feelings were hurt, i have now been getting the "i dont want to talk to you" for a entire day now, and straight up just, "i really dont want anything to do with you rn" I am now laying on the couch about to go to sleep while she sleeps soundly im my bed. Remember fellas, just bottle up all your emotions like a real man, because they do nothing but cause you problems.
@@olekanuriel9359 sometimes your significant other will do shit that makes you upset, thats just how it works, you dont break up with someone because they made you upset once, if its a ongoing thing thats one thing but 2 months later we are better then we've ever been, not perfect of course but pretty happy, just in that moment i was mad and venting really
@@Snippyyy i thought it was ongoing thing. ofcourse you dont break up because they made you upset one time. i'm glad you fiixed things up, happy for you
Nah, don't bottle it up Talk it out. Tell her how you make her feel but try not to be really antagonizing. If you bottle it up, you'll just lose your mental health and blow up in the process. There are certain things/arguments you can just move on/forgive though. You just gotta know when if any argument is worth winning over for your pride vs saving the relationship..
Interesting Point right there.... I think... its because any EXPERIENCE which is ' Intensely Painful' with the PERSON we have sex with.. and Aquire Pleasure from..... Enters a BITTERSWEET zone of Tickling the mind. As Pain and Pleasure are Two Extreme Opposites of our existence... And reliving that Moment of AGONY with the Person we FUCK!! MAKES us Laugh!
Men are not probably crazy we just hold off on emotion. We let it build up and then we explode. Women are constantly letting it out. In very small way. We are like explosive devices they are like bio weapons.
I'm a girl and I can't remember a time where I've gotten mad at a past ex or significant other, let alone voiced it. I hope my future relationships never get to the point where we're yelling at one another for something stupid.. that doesn't sound fun
only sounds fun for the girls that guilt trip into getting the win in an argument. Everyone can relate so they laugh in comedy shows, but sure aint funny to be in a relationship where you always feel lile you are desarming a bomb.... been there, laughed at this but wouldnt do it again
@@brunolopes2205 I get exactly what you mean, it's honestly so horrible.. I commented this about a year ago and now I've experienced what it's like to be in a relationship with that sort of person. Thanks to communication and work, we've improved our relationship drastically to where we solve things maturely but my god when it was at that point where you feel like you're constantly disarming a bomb, it was torture /:
@@tot.taxi. How did you get to this point though? It would be helpful if you could share how you introduced talking things out with a person that is used to constant arguments.
So gracious, even in his fury!🥰 While yelling at his girl and saying "it's your fault," he also gives her an out with the melatonin.😊 f-ing classy. You're my new favorite, Mr. Singh.
My mother once said she dreamt that my dad cheated on her. I only told her it was her brain's fault for dreaming that. Also asked her what she ate before going to bed.
There is no point in arguing with a woman. They have this great ability to counter attack you without using logic or reasoning. A man arguing with a woman is like Superman trying to calm down and reason with Doomsday.
Although I have never had a girl to face that, my mother takes out anything to win arguments against me. She has brought up stuff like I choked a girl when I was 5 years old, wrote cuss words (didn't even know bad ones) to someone when I was 9. That is a very desperate move. She whines a lot to. I accuse her of misbehaving with others and talking too much
There's no solution, really. All you can do is figure out if the amount of time, energy, and attention it takes to maintain a relationship is justified and/or compromises overall happiness.
I was literally just trying to figure that out in my head. Like would I rather be sad or frustrated? I think I'm already used to being sad anyway, so... Life is stupid
@Master Devoe of course the delivery is diffenrent. Only a idiot would steal a joke word for word. Its not about the topic, its that the joke about loosing an argument is essentially the same, different wording.
I've been watching you and Andrew's podcast quite a bit recently but I have to say, I'm disappointed in myself for not checking out your stand up before. Got me genuinely laughing my ass off this morning, awesome stuff!
Diana Sasahara even as a fake story I would have an issue with my partner saying he called me a bitch. He could think I was being a bitch or even say that’s what he thought but to make anyone believe he called me one would set me off. 🤷🏻♀️
Bitches be mad sensitive lmaooooo it’s just a word especially in urban inner city nigga and bitch loses its profanity as it’s generally just used to refer to a guy or a girl.
Johnny Bravo “urban inner city” 😂 I’m from deep East Oakland the fact that you used that terminology to talk about the hood is hilarious. Try not to be such a try hard bro and date whoever you think fits what you’re looking for and if being able to call them out their name is one of them that’s on you, my preference has nothing to do with you and if you’re offended that has everything to do with the security you feel about yourself and your preferences.
"I don't even know who you are right now" IS THE QUOTE. DAMN It! I cannot stand that friggin quote and it always follows a slap from her, and then you tell her to fuck off or something and boom you're the bad guy.
We also lose arguments by their impeccable DEFLECTION technique. They typically curb accountability & get you off the topic. KEEP THE DISCUSSION ON TRACK & LEAD THE CONVERSATION.
Liam O’Neil They’re emotional, so they try to get us to be emotional too so we can feel bad, then guilty, apologize, acknowledge that we’re wrong, suck up to them & finally....be generous towards them through gift giving. 🤔 SOUNDS LIKE NARCISSISM TO ME.
Reuben Prasanth 😄It is thinking like that- that will always keep you on her leash. Remember: Life is one big Animal Protective League.....what one cat won’t allow.....another cat will. 😌
jokes aside, this is good advice and not just when it comes to your significant other. you shouldn't bottle up your rage because eventually you will lash out and it will be worse than if you addressed the source of your rage at the start.
Comedians are the best teachers. This clip alone teaches us so many different levels of how to deal with female psychology. Lol every woman is the same. My parents have been married for more than 40 years yet my mom still does this shit to my dad. He just knows how to deal with it..
My ex girlfriend used to yell at me every day dude it's not living. I dealt with being belittled everyday for two years it feels good to be myself again. This stuff hits home too much.
Ok, I'll be honest. Before I heard why "boyfriends always lose arguments" near the end, I thought he was going to say when the guy gets all the way at the top and bursts, the lady bursts a whoooollleee lot worse. You know?
I've literally had conversations where I had to remind her what she was angry about in the first place. I mean, literally, quoting her with pics of messages from 10-15 minutes ago because she couldn't keep an actual argument going. It's so true. Soon as you talk back she'll do a 180 flip and either try to forget what she was mad about or simply say that the guy is the ones that 'really started it'.
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Half of me wants to send this clip to my boyfriend but the other half knows better than to play myself like that
Same. I’m over here debating with myself 🤦🏻♀️🤔
I sent to my lady... No hesitation.. it's relatable and funny... Just send it.. lol
Right😭
I sent it while he's next to me sleeping. It will be a good way to start his morning lol
Hahaha same girl
Can't lose an argument with a woman if you can't get one
Modern problems require modern solutions 😂
My man!
Wise words.
Big brain time
IQ levels in the thousands
"Remember when I asked you if you were hungry and you thought I was calling you fat!? *THATS EGGSHELLS* " 😂😂
first comment??? you posted this a year ago
That watormallonbollon
As a lesbian I am very glad to reassure it's harder when you're both like this lmao
So who sleeps on the couch?
@@insanemang9983 me lmao
So that's why lesbians are always in a bad mood
@@garrettlink9090 lesbians are just girls wo can't get guys so makes sense
@@redphoenix9468 well, look how happy gay men always are, whats missing from their lives? Look how moody lesbians always are, what's missing from their lives?? Lol
From my own observation , men don't lose arguments, they lose the will to argue due to the absurdity of the argument 😅
Facts🙏
Eaxctly. Its not worth the energy especially if ur in a situation were ur just chasing a draw.
Literal waste of energy & time.
It's actually true
You sir are correct!
Damn Akaash , this was too real for me man.
My wife hit me with the cheated on me in a dream thing a few weeks ago , and she legit was mad upset at me.
Do you blame her? First you barge in other people's dreams without their consent and then you get the nerve to cheat on them in their own dreams? If you're gona do nasty things do them in your own dreams, otherwise you're just being willfully disrespectful
@@gasanafred2264
Nah I don't blame her bro.....bitches be crazy!
@Liam O’Neil I have taken sir Liam's wise thoughts to my mind.
BBB. Bitches be bonkers!!!
Wtf 🤣
"You cheated on me......in a dream!" LMFAO. I always knew he was funny but this is the one joke that I will point to years from now that made me LMFAO.
That's actually happened to me! My wife has also woken up pissed because I wouldn't make her a grilled cheese sandwich... in a dream.
The truth tends to be funny. Lol
ngl, went to bed being in a relationship, woke up single.
It's actually a pretty common joke
@@blitzy7961 tis no joke sir. In my experience I'd rather not deal with another in my dream you and cheated on my and get mad.
My coworker legit got in trouble cause his wife dreamt he cheated on her with a guy and he’s still getting grief for it 😂😂😂
H M do what
H M that doesn’t answer my question bruh women do what get in trouble
H M you are just fucking ignorant lmao women do what cheat? get cheated on?
H M i’m not trolling lmao your comment didn’t make any fucking sense
@@ilpahlm9797 tf?
Her: "You cheated on me! In a dream!"
Me: "Was she hot tho?"
One way ticket to death
😂🤣😂🤣👌👌👌👌
Her: "So you have chosen... DEATH."
i literally answers her with that everytime😂
Lol
I want to show this to my girlfriend but im scared
Get sum balls.
Same
Same
JUST DO IT!
Do it
"You cheated on me. In a dream!"
Yup. Been there.
only half bad 333 lol same here but I had the same dream too, it was with her best friend
@@Djzen312
Lol. Niiccee
Same
Yea, been there, but I'm an idiot and don't know when to not blurt out the first funny thing that comes to mind so my immediate response, "You probably deserved it" AS A JOKE. SAID IT AS A JOKE. Still know most people wouldn't find it funny, but I figure if she's saying absurd shit, I can too for a laugh right?
Nope.
Slept on the couch for a month after that. Wasn't even mad. I bought that couch knowing I'd do something dumb and end up sleeping on it some day. It's comfortable as shit and some of the best sleep ever. 8 years later, I'm better keeping stupid shit in my head, but not by much.
The Never Mind
For what it’s worth I thought I’d was funny
My high ass thought that shadow was some guy in the audience smh
My high ass is also named Nathan Drake
my sober ass thought that too
Yaaa me too😂
You're definitely drunk then
My high ass didnt notice the shadow til you said something
Glad to see Ajinkya Rahane found a second career in comedy ;)
😂😂😂
Good one😂
Honestly, looking for this comment🤣🤣🤣
We found THE comment
😅
I cannot wait to show this to my girl when she wakes up. She legit thinks I’m the ONLY guy on planet earth who feels this way.
What did she said?
@@mmor7380 you do realize you replied to a comment from 2 years ago right? How in the hell am I supposed to remember 💀💀💀💀
@@GlockTuah1017 haha...
@@sfyn2755 he dead
@@GlockTuah1017 Lmao😂😂😂
HIGHLY UNDERATED COMEDIAN RIGHT HERE
Overly animate gestures and uses the word bitch too much. Andrew 1000 times better.
@@ImDino nah this guys deliver isnt very good his. Screams too much. His voice isnt very entertaining to hear
@@khalifwriter.7765 Oml get over yourself "MoMmY He UsEd ThE wOrD BiTcH To MuCh"
The entire basis of this joke was stolen from Bill Burr stand up, i dunno how no one’s noticed
This was taken straight from bill burr
"I told you not to take melatonin! Dem dreams are your fault!" XD I felt that one bro
Melatonin gave me extreme night terrors, him cheating in a dream is so much better than a dream of his harem of bitches stalking and chasing you down before beating you to death. Melatonin night terrors be like that
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No doubt I LMFAO on that one
This had me creasing at how painfully true this is 😂😂😂
pretty gutsy doing sets like this, lotta women wont laugh @ it, lotta their men who brought em too scared to as well 😅
@Sean S. i think its like folded in half laughing, like how u crease a piece of paper 😁
Wincing may be a better word? 😕
*South London MLE dialect*
Crease
Verb
To laugh..... Hard
What were you creasing? Your balls? Your wrinkled skin? Creasing?!
Bro, this guy is absolutely on point! I’m going through something and everything this dude said has happened, and the dislikes on this video are the ladies who actually do this shit in relationships
I have never felt so much pure unbridled rage as I have watching this clip and reliving every single second of it... Too real... Too... real...
My girl has said everything he just said
@@dude371121 lmao
kami nova Okay but like the whole "you cheated on me in a dream" thing doesn't actually happen right? Like I've heard people use that situation as a joke, but there's no way girls actually get mad about that shit right?
@@JG124_ you'd be surprised by the levels of irrational people can get
JG124 unfortunately it REALLY happens..
JG124 no it happens. I’ll never understand where it comes from
My boyfriend sent this to me...I didn’t realize how painfully close this is to us.
mona p get an attitude adjustment then
@Levek I cackled...maybe this is why I'm 20 and never been in a relationship 😂😂...maybe I do need an attitude adjustment
Edit: and so you know I'm using sarcasm...men need attitude adjustments too yall ain't fooling nobody
How would you. Y’all never do anything wrong.
@@grumpee8432 are you talking about me or generally... because i can tell you now women do wrong. We can cheat, and lie just like any man in a relationship. We do plenty of wrong. But for me since I've never been in a relationship I chalk it up to the men I meet not wanting to be in a monogamous and serious relationship I dont play that friends with benefits ish
@@destinyx4385 it was sarcasm
Boyfriends lose arguments because they have to think about what they say before they say it. Girlfriends talk and think about what they said after . Then they call their girlfriends and ask them if what she said was right.
Than their girlfriends tell them, they did the right thing...
You forgot to complete mate
@@RedJackWZ Thanks.👍🏾
The ones with a little bit of consideration call and ask. Others call to brag to their friends about how they ran over you. I've heard from women themselves that they don't like when guys don't get angry and yell at them. For some strange reason it's boring.
I'm the friend that's called 😂
@@libraalibaba The human mind prefers conflict over boredom. In other words, they're bored in their relationship and want something to get "excited" about. Another reason could be that they don't like the lack of confrontation. For example (I didn't date the guy but it was still weird), I knew a guy who would act like everything was fine when I did something that bothered him. I didn't know it bothered him until one of his "friends" told me he was talking shit behind my back. This might be an extreme example because guy would also tell lies about other people. It's sad because he's around 30, but acts like a middle school girl with jealousy issues.
Watched this in front of my boyfriend, he goes "Your laughing over there, you enjoying that?" "Yeah i am, I'm self aware enough to know I'm crazy" LOL
Same I'm aware of the crazy shit that comes out of my mouth 😂.
Truth! Thank goodness for being self aware. Sometimes (!!!!) it actually stops me from saying or doing something stupid. If not, then it’s a good laugh later.
it's funny until toxicity builds up and accumulates and he leaves u... which I hope he did. Being self-aware really only makes it worse, bc ur choosing to make ur partner's life harder. Hope u got some growth in the meantime
@@brunolopes2205 ... being self aware is how you proactively choose to prevent it and work on it... also, no he didn't. I don't make his life harder, nor he mine. He was also laughing. It was light hearted.
@@littl3ica4us9 Glad to hear this!
Being unapologetically crazy is something that guys would never get away with, so it was tough reading your first comment.
But I'm glad you use your self-awareness to improve just like most guys have to :)
I was watching this clip with my girlfriend and the "apologetic" look she gave me was priceless
Me a girl that is completely single: yeah that sounds something I would say
Lmaoo
Sowr get the fuck out of here with that shit. Embrace it?? Nah bro, men are not taking that shit anymore. If we want EQUALITY then some immature woman will have to be act like grown ups when it comes to arguments. If you see a bitch saying it’s something they would do then you need to stop her ass for doing it. That shit is lame as hell man
@@TheGhostofFarCry Are you serious? I know this was 5 months ago, but could you tell me your reasoning? How do you "embrace" something like that? It's really difficult and painful. It breaks people. I've seen it. Maybe I'm missing something, but I want to be explained to.
@@TheGhostofFarCry but I'm asking "how does someone embrace it?" And why should anyone want to embrace it?
I'm not trying to be crass. I really am looking for an answer.
@@TheSecondBeef im a female that agrees
I just kept going through girls until I found one that didn't do that, and put a ring on it. Been happily married for years, because neither of us play these kinds of head games. We're just honest.
I need that...
I want a "woman" but the majority of people are girls who never grew up in some way or another. It's exhausting... everything is exhausting 😅
@@topsecret5110 lmao. Thats so funny. Cuz im the opposite. Every guy i meet seems to be a child.
I mean...granted nobody is perfect and we all got issues....but theres just some immaturities that r a major turnoff.
@@VioletIsBulletproof You know what? I believe you. I think we generally have to wait until our mid 30s to find someone who's been through life enough to maintain a healthy level of self-awareness
@@topsecret5110 yeah. Getting older, more experienced and wiser.
I def matured early on in some ways, but was super niave in other ways. So we all have varities in our maturity level.
@@VioletIsBulletproof No, I get it. I feel the same way about that too. There are definitely things that I've noticed about people that I find stunningly childish but I also realised that I'm a baby some regards.
Everyone misses something. I think that being willing to grow is a good indicator of someone who's become wiser.
Lol.....my wife hits me with the "u cheated on me.......in a dream", all the time.
Mine too. And I made the mistake of asking "with who". Ended as you think it would.
It's just shallow and pathetic huh?
Caminopreacher 59 😂😂 same thing I would’ve said
Caminopreacher 59 I’d be curious too. At least you can know what level of standards she holds you with.
BROOO! So I use to think only cazy girls think that. Like how can you be mad at someone who in a dream. They aren't the real person. Well, Apparently not! I had a dream that my brother crashed my car, I was pissed. I was mad, that I woke up and was close to Angry crying. However I quickly realized, I don't even have a car so why the fuck am I angry. It an't real!! Its a dream. I felt so bad for my brother because it not his fault but I was still kinda mad. So I just avoided him for like while and let myself feel embarrassed before I told him. So we can see how ridiculous it is. I told a few of my friends this and the guys though it was funny. The girls however told me how they had dreams similar to that. Now most of us don't have the cheating dream because we are all single but usually if someone pissing us off in our dream. Depends on how quickly we see you, we might be mad at you. Its crazy..I don't know if it's just a girl thing. Tell me because honestly this is weird and fascinating.
Lmao I won ONE serious argument and my ex gf broke up with me. The pettiness in women is unparalleled
It would've been worse if the relationship continued and you got married. You dodged a bullet there my guy
They just wanna like 12 year old and then never take any accountability because they have been told thier life "you perfect little princesses who do no wrong " that's why they rarely apologise
Or maaaaaybe you should stop trying to 'win' in a fight and find resolutions together instead....this 'you against me' mentality (on both sides) ist killing relationships
I’m honestly hoping you find somebody else that’s better for you tbh. ✌️
@@MsDangerousCupcakeyeah I'm pretty immature with my parents and I'm a guy. Sometimes they don't want to be told they're wrong. They know they are.
I'm really impressed by how he actually made it funny and not insensitive or derogatory. Harmless humour is hard to find!
Yeah
Woke morons are ruining everything and actually not solving the problems they set out to address.
"We will discuss this later when you calm down"
-Bill Burr's girlfriend
Literally😂😂😂
God i love that rant
Man that was epic stand up
PilloTheStar 🤣🤣🤣
Bill Burr is DAT NIGGA. My fave comedian
my girlfriend litterally said the exact same phrases he did
It's almost as if they are npcs 🤔
it seems more and more likely that we are trapped in VR the more I think about this sentence. I mean if most of the girls in the universe were actually npcs it would make sense. There are more girls existing in the world - meaning they will always out number us, they can always keep an eye on us, if one fail to trap a guy in marriage there are billions of others that might be able to succeed. Marriage could be a trap so that we are never alone they are always with us knowing every move we make and some of our thought. Always asking where we were to make sure we aren't conspiring against them. The only reason they would care if we were with another npc is because not all females are npcs and that they will be replaced by another npc ((basically another npc taking their job)) plus it would seem weird if they didn't. Each one is different since not all males like the same thing. Plus it would make since that we would "control" the world. Because if males control the world they would never think for a second that females are playing them and controlling their every action. They would believe they rule when they actual don't it would all be an illusion. Then fighting for equal rights? It only makes sense that they would start demanding equal rights so it doesn't seem weird that they just do what ever we wanted them too willing. It wouldn't seem right. It would be like they were secretly plotting our demise. Plus if you think about it they used to teach man to protect protect women. They pretend to be weak so men fight for them. They made men fight their enemies so they didn't have to. They didn't have to get their hands dirty since we were taught to do it for them. Also happy wife happy life. Think about it shouldn't both sides be happy for a happy life not just the woman? We have to make the npcs happy or maybe they aren't just nps like what if the females trapped us in VR and just check in on us from time to time when they leave and npc takes over that acts similar to them. So when the our female overlords take over the npc they will always have a good time. Making sure we believe the lie and that they still have control. Holy sh*t anyone else remember that one episode of Rick and Morty where Rick and summer went to a planet controlled by women?!? The men thought they ruled ((they were also stupid, mad, and strong)) women had isolated themselves from men and made there own society. The only reason the race survived is because the women used robots to collect the males sperm to create babies. If we are trapped in VR females could be using machines to do exactly that in a similar way. We would be trapped in our own world (that they could end at any time) while they control the real world. Plus it make sense that women will often gain custody of kids so they can control the kids minds. Also all the false rape reports and shit is all because a man or some men actually escaped and this is our punishment the men who got away will have to deal with causing pain for the rest of the males still trapped in VR. Plus there have to be some imperfections in the world otherwise it would seem to good to be true. This world is supposed to be our prison and we're not supposed to enjoy it. Plus it would make sense that many girls play with guys hearts because it is all a game to them none of this is real. Meaning they won't care if they do something that causes pain. It will have no affect on them in the real world and their npc would have to deal with the mess. They just have to make sure it won't blow there cover. Plus another reason why a ton of stuff is happening with the genders is because more and more of our female captives are using the npcs. Something is going on either something bad is happening and they are trying to prevent it, they want us to suffer, or they just want to have fun. As in more of them are finding it more enjoyable to come to this world and unleash hell upon this world. I mean there are girls that feel s*xu@l pleasure by causing men pain ((if you know what I'm talking about)) *whip noise* It makes sense they would want us to suffer we would be like ants to them and they are holding a magnifying glass. Probably some that exists that want things to change do that man aren't suffering but it is likely there is something preventing them from being able to do so. Also we have created working VR what if they are just getting ready to start again. Trap the males deeper inside VR while the rule the world. I mean they are starting to take power so it could be possible they are getting ready to trap us. There would be point in them trapping us in VR within VR remember that episode of Rick and Morty where Rick is trapped in a simulation within a simulation within a simulation. Never ending simulations. We would never know which world is the real one so we would never know if we escaped or not we would just assume we did. There probably is an emergency escape just in case that is linked to death. Kind of like the Holy Grail in India John's there are many to pick from only one will save you and the rest will end you. If this comments goes missing or I die shortly after this then the women have killed me.
... I spent an hour on the message above wow. (Edit: ((I was going to add this but it slipped my mind)) I was going to say this is what happens when I have to much time on my hands but what if that's what we are supposed to think? That we have to keep ourselves busy so that we will never realized our situation. That we are stuck in VR
Then shower dude
@@sparky-xz1nb fuck! this shit is too long to read mate
Women in the crowd laughing because they know it is true.
“You need a map, bitch?!” Lmaoo i can relate too well to this!
Me, who has never had a girlfriend:
*ah yes, relatable*
This is the most accurate description of dating a woman I’ve ever heard
2:13 “...in a dream” That was for Kaz licking his palms 😂😂😂
I remember that podcast😂😂
No i didn't
Need a map btch, had me weak😂😂😂😂💀
That one got me good, and I was already in stitches.
Bill Burr got his lawyers ready lmaoo
Lmfao
Ya
"I feel like I'm walking on eggshells around you"
I’m sayinnnn 💀
When you take it a little further, she will forget everything she said up until that point, and now it's my fault.
And 5 seconds later, I'm washing dishes. For the 9th time in a row. I was so right... what happened?
-Bill Singh (2012-ish + 2019)
*People in the comments saying that they have to send this to their bf/gf and im just sitting here and had been single since birth*
👁💧👄💧👁
Same 😭
this video could not have been more perfect for me, my girlfriend, fell asleep on me 3 times, acted like she didnt, all while im trying to help her with her issues, this is after shes been late to everything for the past half a year, using my time and not giving a fuck, and many other things, finally it came to a head, i talked to her about how i was feeling, how upset i was and how my feelings were hurt, i have now been getting the "i dont want to talk to you" for a entire day now, and straight up just, "i really dont want anything to do with you rn" I am now laying on the couch about to go to sleep while she sleeps soundly im my bed. Remember fellas, just bottle up all your emotions like a real man, because they do nothing but cause you problems.
ever heard of breaking up
@@olekanuriel9359 sometimes your significant other will do shit that makes you upset, thats just how it works, you dont break up with someone because they made you upset once, if its a ongoing thing thats one thing but 2 months later we are better then we've ever been, not perfect of course but pretty happy, just in that moment i was mad and venting really
@@Snippyyy i thought it was ongoing thing. ofcourse you dont break up because they made you upset one time. i'm glad you fiixed things up, happy for you
Nah, don't bottle it up Talk it out. Tell her how you make her feel but try not to be really antagonizing. If you bottle it up, you'll just lose your mental health and blow up in the process. There are certain things/arguments you can just move on/forgive though. You just gotta know when if any argument is worth winning over for your pride vs saving the relationship..
Why is the truth so FUNNY?!
Interesting Point right there....
I think... its because any EXPERIENCE which is ' Intensely Painful' with the PERSON we have sex with..
and Aquire Pleasure from.....
Enters a BITTERSWEET zone of Tickling the mind.
As Pain and Pleasure are Two Extreme Opposites of our existence...
And reliving that Moment of AGONY with the Person we FUCK!!
MAKES us Laugh!
Because we all deal with the same craziness.
Men are probably crazy, too.
Men are not probably crazy we just hold off on emotion. We let it build up and then we explode. Women are constantly letting it out. In very small way. We are like explosive devices they are like bio weapons.
Man, I wanted to like your comment but it have like 69 likes. So I'm gonna leave it like as it is
Because it is
You must have interviewed my wife for this bit.
I'm a girl and I can't remember a time where I've gotten mad at a past ex or significant other, let alone voiced it. I hope my future relationships never get to the point where we're yelling at one another for something stupid.. that doesn't sound fun
Agreed
only sounds fun for the girls that guilt trip into getting the win in an argument. Everyone can relate so they laugh in comedy shows, but sure aint funny to be in a relationship where you always feel lile you are desarming a bomb.... been there, laughed at this but wouldnt do it again
@@brunolopes2205 I get exactly what you mean, it's honestly so horrible.. I commented this about a year ago and now I've experienced what it's like to be in a relationship with that sort of person. Thanks to communication and work, we've improved our relationship drastically to where we solve things maturely but my god when it was at that point where you feel like you're constantly disarming a bomb, it was torture /:
@@tot.taxi. How did you get to this point though? It would be helpful if you could share how you introduced talking things out with a person that is used to constant arguments.
This might be the most relatable thing I've ever seen on the internet, EVER.
So gracious, even in his fury!🥰
While yelling at his girl and saying "it's your fault," he also gives her an out with the melatonin.😊 f-ing classy. You're my new favorite, Mr. Singh.
This right here!!
Now every relationship bit just feels like a Bill Burr rip-off
That "idk where that came from" is also in Burr's special but the joke is different so I don't think he stole it but whatever
Eh. When you look at most relationships, you quickly realize that it's all the same bullshit with a different person.
Well if it is true...
Prachetas Nayse gotta find the right one my guy. Takes a hell of a lot of time tho
Relationship issues is real life.
"You cheated on me...in a dream!" 😭😭I can't
anonymous opinions
For real though
My mother once said she dreamt that my dad cheated on her. I only told her it was her brain's fault for dreaming that. Also asked her what she ate before going to bed.
Thanks for making me laugh, it's been a very very rough day for me
Your name makes you sound like you are a Movie star
I hope you have a better day.
There is no point in arguing with a woman. They have this great ability to counter attack you without using logic or reasoning. A man arguing with a woman is like Superman trying to calm down and reason with Doomsday.
So watched this months ago and I was like “facts” moved in with her watching it now I’m like 🤭🤯 is he talking about my girl?
Although I have never had a girl to face that, my mother takes out anything to win arguments against me. She has brought up stuff like I choked a girl when I was 5 years old, wrote cuss words (didn't even know bad ones) to someone when I was 9. That is a very desperate move.
She whines a lot to. I accuse her of misbehaving with others and talking too much
Your mom too?
@@reddsmoke904 sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it
Ujjwal Anand night I recommend Bill Burr’s No reason to hit a woman and how women argue
There's no solution, really. All you can do is figure out if the amount of time, energy, and attention it takes to maintain a relationship is justified and/or compromises overall happiness.
I was literally just trying to figure that out in my head. Like would I rather be sad or frustrated? I think I'm already used to being sad anyway, so...
Life is stupid
@@topsecret5110 We don't have to be stupid.
My man is an Indian Bill Burr. Ol always angry ass lol. Dude's hilarious
Malcolm.X.Machina steals Bill burrs jokes to
@@TheFakeDnice source?
@@casiocurious8744 "bill burr no reason to hit a woman" on youtube. Near the end of the clip
Paul Choudhary is indian Bill Burr.
@Master Devoe of course the delivery is diffenrent. Only a idiot would steal a joke word for word. Its not about the topic, its that the joke about loosing an argument is essentially the same, different wording.
Advice from my dad about relationships:
You can be right or you can be happy, you really only get one
That's some dumb advice.
Akash! You just described what I saw here once. This is real. This is what actually happens with most couples😂 You’re amazing, man!
I was marathoning your videos and you just dropped another lol
It's nice to have a lovely lady. Just not one that needs to check your manhood. On a regular basis.
There's also:
Peeved, irritated (before Upset), Pissed, and HOMICIDAL.
"annoyed", between irritated and upset.
And of course the whole different kettle of fish called "stressed"
I've been watching you and Andrew's podcast quite a bit recently but I have to say, I'm disappointed in myself for not checking out your stand up before. Got me genuinely laughing my ass off this morning, awesome stuff!
Me knowing I can’t date a comedian bc he called his girl a b***h and i was like THAT’S NOT AN ARGUMENT???
I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually call her that. this is a stand up, he could have made up the whole thing for all we know
Diana Sasahara even as a fake story I would have an issue with my partner saying he called me a bitch. He could think I was being a bitch or even say that’s what he thought but to make anyone believe he called me one would set me off. 🤷🏻♀️
Bitches be mad sensitive lmaooooo it’s just a word especially in urban inner city nigga and bitch loses its profanity as it’s generally just used to refer to a guy or a girl.
Liss2271 you should ignore, dismiss or dump a girl who’s constantly upset wtf who got time to deal with emotionally unstable people?
Johnny Bravo “urban inner city” 😂 I’m from deep East Oakland the fact that you used that terminology to talk about the hood is hilarious. Try not to be such a try hard bro and date whoever you think fits what you’re looking for and if being able to call them out their name is one of them that’s on you, my preference has nothing to do with you and if you’re offended that has everything to do with the security you feel about yourself and your preferences.
An underrated comedian right there 😂🤦
Edit: its not comedian, its Stand-up Artist ♥️
Every guy is laughing from experience
RUclips recommended me this.
And wow he's funny
"I don't even know who you are right now" IS THE QUOTE. DAMN It! I cannot stand that friggin quote and it always follows a slap from her, and then you tell her to fuck off or something and boom you're the bad guy.
"need a map, b*tch?!" ahahaha nailed it!!
We also lose arguments by their impeccable DEFLECTION technique. They typically curb accountability & get you off the topic. KEEP THE DISCUSSION ON TRACK & LEAD THE CONVERSATION.
Liam O’Neil They’re emotional, so they try to get us to be emotional too so we can feel bad, then guilty, apologize, acknowledge that we’re wrong, suck up to them & finally....be generous towards them through gift giving.
🤔 SOUNDS LIKE NARCISSISM TO ME.
@@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat u should probably do that if you end up getting to pet her kitten
Reuben Prasanth 😄It is thinking like that- that will always keep you on her leash.
Remember: Life is one big Animal Protective League.....what one cat won’t allow.....another cat will. 😌
@@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat well it depends where the cast lives I guess ,
I don't know
@Liam O’Neil so true bro ...🙌
Oh my lord the accuracy has me in painful stitches
It happens EXACTLY the way he said it. Patrice o'neal knew too
This man has such a bright future in comedy I haven't seen anything like this guy in like.... I don't know... 15 years
Me with my bf:
_YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE_
Him:
...
jokes aside, this is good advice and not just when it comes to your significant other. you shouldn't bottle up your rage because eventually you will lash out and it will be worse than if you addressed the source of your rage at the start.
Girls be like “STOP TALKING BACK TO ME WITH LOGIC!”
Lmao you sound like you dont get girls
@Maddy loves jokes ok?
My fiancé said to me last night...”I wasnt interrupting you I was trying to interject while you were talking it’s not the same thing”..... 🤣🤣
After watching the Browns & Steelers the other night, I agree with the 99% happy vs 1% criminally mad part. When we lose it, we fucking lose it!
Brilliant! So much direct truth in comedy than you'd find in movies or books! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
My boyfriend never loses in any arguments, i just give up and let him be happy
@Blessing Osamudiamen winning or losing in an argument doesn't affect me.I'm more focused on winning at the job I do.
I try at first then I just give up. Doesn't happen often though, thankfully
My boyfriend sent me this. He is the one who is mad at me. Should I be relating to the guy here? I don't understand😂😂😂😂😂😂
Depends on if he's mad every hour or mad once at the last 100 you were upset about.
ignorance is a bliss for you huh?
He sent you this cuz he probably saw you act like this one too many times.
This had me dying of laughter cuz 90% is so accurate it's scary 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯👌👌
1:25 i can't be the only one that got mad kev Hart vibes from the line "I'm not mad, I'm just upset"
Comedians are the best teachers. This clip alone teaches us so many different levels of how to deal with female psychology. Lol every woman is the same. My parents have been married for more than 40 years yet my mom still does this shit to my dad. He just knows how to deal with it..
Wow... This guy is seriously funny.
😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
My ex got mad at me a couple times because she dreamed I cheated on her. Never understood it, till I had a similar dream 😂😂😂
Ok wow women are definitely different across the world. I cant relate, Western women are on another level.
@@mohinib2001 I can honestly say that I know maybe 2 women who would act like this. So maybe it's more a personality thing?
The "you cheated on me in a dream" thing fucking. KILLLED ME.
This wasn’t a stand up routine. This was a therapy session for Akaash
"You needa map?"🤣
Probably he lost his girl after this stand up😂
I never expected comedy to be a relationship teacher. I'm learning a lot on what NOT to do if I get a boyfriend.
Literally a Bill Burr bit
Hands down one of your best bits ever... this and the hospital one.
Hope you rehash these in a new special... new fans gotta see the old shit
My ex girlfriend used to yell at me every day dude it's not living. I dealt with being belittled everyday for two years it feels good to be myself again. This stuff hits home too much.
Ok, I'll be honest. Before I heard why "boyfriends always lose arguments" near the end, I thought he was going to say when the guy gets all the way at the top and bursts, the lady bursts a whoooollleee lot worse. You know?
This sounds oddly personal
BROOOOOO.... 😂😂😂😂 You nailed it 😂😂😂😂😂
"I just don't know who you are anymore"😂😂😂
This reminds me of that Bill Burr joke
Its because its bill burr's jokes..
Finally......someone with balls to say it like Bill Burr✌
a k I got the bill burr vibes too
@a k .... Patrice O’Neal was the King!! He owned this kind of 💩!!
When I'm upset with my husband coz of the things he did in my dream I warn him in advance I'm in idiot rage and I love him.
Damn. The accuracy. Facts were spit.
I've literally had conversations where I had to remind her what she was angry about in the first place.
I mean, literally, quoting her with pics of messages from 10-15 minutes ago because she couldn't keep an actual argument going.
It's so true. Soon as you talk back she'll do a 180 flip and either try to forget what she was mad about or simply say that the guy is the ones that 'really started it'.