Wife: "Hey honey, do you want to dress up for the comedy show tonight?" Indian guy: "Nah it's fine, babe. It's just gonna be a relaxing evening, nobody's gonna notice me." The evening:
Yeah he wouldn't have to worry about his wives loving on him either. However, I thank God Im passed to physical and more about the esseence and heart of a person. Looks fade but we hope the kind heart remains.
@@riftsplitter2159 No. That age of consent was only applicable hundreds of years ago and is not practiced today in Islam. Same how girls getting married at such a young age was common throughout the Western and Eastern world during and after the same period. Read up on your history...
I hadn't heard of him til YT just now recommended him to me today. I actually went to Netflix and typed his name in before reading these comments. Obviously, it's something they need to consider 😆
Never seen a dude in a plain, grey hoody go in so hard on someone else’s clothes. This is like watching a homeless dude berate another homeless dude for being homeless
@@thesachinsinghrajput I heard he saying Lawyer but had to come to the comment section to make sure. And on RUclips there is always more than one person thinking the same thing as you 😂
No HOMO, fucking love you bro....PAUSE!!!! Guess I've been watching flagrant 2 to the point this video got suggested. Didn't know about your page but I just subbed kuz "This guy doesn't even have jeans/genes" WE CAN'T LOSE YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro, you are hands down the funniest comedian I have seen in A LONG ASS TIME! Haven’t laughed this much in a long time…I got to find a live show once I get back to the states.
You and Russell peters are the only Indian comics I fuck with, y’all are funny and true to the craft, akaash you are going to be the next goat of India. It’s your time bro keep killing these stages. 👌🏾army
I might be imagining it but it really seems like akaash is taking a leap in his comedic ability. His clips have been on fire like Jordan game 6 of the finals
I was always against the whole marry into your culture thing that certain conservative indians and chinese people adhere to, but it is interesting seeing someone in my generation argue for it.
There's some argue for both sides but honestly it's not a bad idea when you think about it. Coming from two entirely different cultures is really hard to merge when you're talking marriage because its not just you and your spouse its both of your entire families. Its obviously going to be easier for 2 Indian families to understand each other than 2 families with entirely different cultures and worldviews. Our generation has been too pushed to the idea of diversity just for the sake of diversity when really that makes things a lot more complicated and easier for conflicts to occur.
@@haghendowdy4750 Well said my friend that was beautiful. I was wrapping my head around that. I was one of the people that argued for diversity because of how I was treated in my childhood for being brown, but now it fuels a reason to preserving the culture
Akaash! Where have you been all our lives!? You are the man! Great to see another successful Indian who is not a Doctor like me, a lawyer or engineer like our Indian parents always want us to be… 🤣 It was hilarious when you started talking about the Spanish looking Indian guy in the audience. Everybody thinks I am Puerto Rican or Latino too… haha…
Dayum Akaash hilarious on flagrant 2 but never seen his standup. You obviously have to be top tier hanging with shultz but didn't know this dudes crowd work was awesome. Glad to see this
"Yo marry an Indian girl man. we can't lose you burh. You're too valuable. You're too valuable son. We need those genes in the community! I'm tight about this yo. Ey, I'm sure she's great. Have a second wife, convert to Islam, figure it out. I don't know. We can't lose these genes. This is normal Indian genes (points to self), that's normal... (looks over at man with pajamas on) He doesn't even have Jeans on. That's how bad his genes are. We can't lose this guy." CRYING!
"He don't even have Jeans, that's how bad his genes are" Quick thinking
Thanks Dawg! 🙏🏾
holy shit that flew over. glad the comments are here
I came to comment exactly that and saw yours. Nice dawg!!
Lol
Hey
Wife: "Hey honey, do you want to dress up for the comedy show tonight?"
Indian guy: "Nah it's fine, babe. It's just gonna be a relaxing evening, nobody's gonna notice me."
The evening:
😂
hahahaha killed me
😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
feel sorry for him... fuuuck.... akaash rawdogged him just like that.
😂😂😂😂
"This guy loves you. He wants to repel every other woman that walks up to him"
lol so good.
The second guy lucked out. Akaash could have just as easily roasted him like, "Now, here's what a cheater looks like!"
Man the "I'm sure she's great, have a second wife, covert to islam idk" deserved a standing ovation! Akaash's quick wit strikes again!
😂
Yeah he wouldn't have to worry about his wives loving on him either. However, I thank God Im passed to physical and more about the esseence and heart of a person. Looks fade but we hope the kind heart remains.
"We can't lose you, bruh. You're too valuable" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crawling with laughter on this line🤣🤣🤣🤣
at this point this is not even jokes it's serious point of discussion and concern
@thezoldics7648Damn, who pissed in your Cheerios? 😂
@@mohitnarsal you only live once, why give a damn how your ethnicity gonna end
“Convert to Islam or something- figure it out”😂
Why though? I don’t get it - I thought he said get a second wife NOT marry a 6 year old child 🤣
@@SSSS-ey5pm Haha so funny
@@SSSS-ey5pm i think under sharia law they can only go as low as age fourteen give or take two numbers i forgot
@@SSSS-ey5pm What an astoundingly ignorant and foolish thing to say. You clearly don't know anything about Islam or any Muslims.
@@riftsplitter2159 No. That age of consent was only applicable hundreds of years ago and is not practiced today in Islam. Same how girls getting married at such a young age was common throughout the Western and Eastern world during and after the same period. Read up on your history...
This guy deserves his own Netflix show.
I disagree
@@yashomb what's sjw
@@yashomb funny and they have Chris d'elia special...on it...
Yes!!!
I hadn't heard of him til YT just now recommended him to me today. I actually went to Netflix and typed his name in before reading these comments. Obviously, it's something they need to consider 😆
“He don’t even have genes” 😂😂😂
Jeans
Nirupam Reddy ty for explaining the joke
Jeans my guy, he said jeans
@@Justinian43 nah he said beans
Never seen a dude in a plain, grey hoody go in so hard on someone else’s clothes. This is like watching a homeless dude berate another homeless dude for being homeless
issa joke
@@shabadg7243 issa joke
@@jackrubin2711 terrible joke
@@shabadg7243read the comments section. People were loving it!
Wtf
Anyone else noticing the improvement in Akaash's crowd work? I'm loving it.
Shultz taught him well
His crowd work has always been nice
His crowd work has always been fire tho
We call it the Schulz effect!
@@citylights3452andrew Shultz and akaash are brilliant
mans started questioning his sexuality halfway through that lmao
This is an absolutely incredible stand up set
not a set mate
@@DivinPoonacha it’s crowd work sure but ya know
Yes that was. Outstanding timing and very witty. 😂
@@DavidTheBaker I think he means this is more of a “bit” not a “set”. Set refers to the entire show. A bit can be crowd work.
Totally agree! I am at home with the flu and just found him yesterday surfing YT. I hope I see him on TV or movies!
I watched it so many times. Every sentence is a gem. And those two Indian dudes were a Godsend for him to roast.
Akaash has me trained; I see a video, I click, hit LIKE, and watch it.
Appreciate you G! 🙏🏾
@@akaashsinghcomedy wish I could catch you in Phoenix, dude, but alas I have other commitments. Have fun!
Andrew and Akaash always know how to roast a dude down and always know how to hype a dude up.
And when to stall/hydrate for maximum impact of laugh potential
He's too valuable lmaooooo
Is there a "Indian male must have white girlfriend " entry policy at his show 😂
If it is he can't resist like a black comedian making "white" people jokes it will get old
Nah bro, that's just for the green card.
I can understand the lawyer getting the white trophy girlfriend, not sure what's going on with the other couple.
@@Zeftilldeath8878 choreographer marries hippie ?
@@rbsingh7906 I think you got it
Please do this often man really appreciate the interaction
What does the guy do for a living?😂😭 I really couldn't understand it
@@thesachinsinghrajput that guy was a lawyer
@@thesachinsinghrajput I heard he saying Lawyer but had to come to the comment section to make sure. And on RUclips there is always more than one person thinking the same thing as you 😂
@@weaswhole7178 haha that's true
@@gaganchauhan9244 That makes way more sense. I heard “I’m a whore” 😂
"Let's go watch some standup" i siad. "It'll be fun" i said. Didn't know i was gonna get a divorce after the show.
- The indian guy with no jeans
@@abhi-shake good to know bro. These comedians these days can be ruthless these days
@@abhi-shake Dress better next time.
😂🤣😭💀
Ahhh.i have the same trousers he wears...
He doin his thing 🧷❤️🧷
*“Brown white trash”*
Bruh😂😂💀💀
damnn this is fire
Your music video is fire too👍
Gang
Kandi gang
Oh nadan parinde kab naya video nikalega.
"He dont even have jeans" 🤣🤣🤣
Instant sub bro.
Keep posting. This was fkn hysterical
Man Akaash has been getting better and better. His crowd work has come a long way. You love to see it.
He's good
can't wait for Akaash's girl to come to a show
Roasting indians 😂😂 others gonna watch it. When they wake up tomorrow.
He doesn’t even have jeans 🤣🤣
"Even his leg cross is sexy!" damn, I literally laughed throughout the whole video
"He doesn't even have jeans!" that freaking killed me
Funniest stand up I've seen in a while and I love how he roasts everyone. Laughter is the cure.
Akaash and nimesh Patel are like twins, both take forever to take a drink🤣
Gives them time to think
Biggest problem for a public speaker, what to do with rhe hands. Thts what nimesh is doing
Fiji islands represent 🙌 😎 🇫🇯
@@jim_from_it3261 most of the American desi diaspora are doctors and engineers, defacto nerd genes.
Same with Andrew Schultz 🤣
Fucking amazing as usual! Only in comedy can a dude in a 3 piece suit, and a dude in pajamas show up to the same show
Aakash is the best indian comic out there, no one is even close to him even in india
Facts
Gotta watch hasan minaj stand up
@@curbantula he ain’t shit compared to Aakash
@@ismammursalin3251 go to hell, there is also Russell peters
@@chaitanyajain3127 Russels hilarious
Akaash killed this one, I'm WEAK lmao 😂😭💀
“This guy really didn’t do shit all day” 😂😂😂 I’m dead lol
I did bro.. trust me!
I see the frequency of uploads going up 💯 The best indian comedian out there, no cap.
The genes line is an HQ IMPROV!
One of the best crowd work I have seen! Too good brother! The tempo kept moving gradually in the first, and the last two minutes were just awesome 👏
Your evolution has been so great! This clip is fantastic, keep up the good work! we love to see u win 🦆
No HOMO, fucking love you bro....PAUSE!!!! Guess I've been watching flagrant 2 to the point this video got suggested. Didn't know about your page but I just subbed kuz "This guy doesn't even have jeans/genes" WE CAN'T LOSE YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
new fan... I stumbled upon this channel not too long ago and now I'm hooked
Never been a fan of Akashs stand up, but man seeing his progression is awesome. Loving the crowd work🤙🏻
That was some hilarious crowd work. Sharp, quick witted and funny like Andrew. Getting better every day!
0:16 this guy really did nothing all day, disrespecting his saturday while i lie here on my couch on Saturday doing nothing
I've only seen him on Flagrant but now I know he's got amazing crowd work and I can't wait to see him live!
I saw him last weekend the place was hype he was cracking fat jokes and anti vaxx jokes throughout his set 😂
Bro, you are hands down the funniest comedian I have seen in A LONG ASS TIME! Haven’t laughed this much in a long time…I got to find a live show once I get back to the states.
Bahut achha bhai. Hilarious 😁♥️ You doing a great job. Keep up
Natural flow of roasting lol
that was the best Akaash Singh comedy I have ever seen! I was laughing so hard... He was on fire there!
Out here destroying marriages one show at a time son, Akash you wild!
It's 2023 and I just found your vids/act. Love it, takes the "don't sit in the front row at a comedy show" to the extreme. 🔥⚡
You and Russell peters are the only Indian comics I fuck with, y’all are funny and true to the craft, akaash you are going to be the next goat of India. It’s your time bro keep killing these stages. 👌🏾army
You love to see it! Akaash finally getting an audience he deserves.
I might be imagining it but it really seems like akaash is taking a leap in his comedic ability. His clips have been on fire like Jordan game 6 of the finals
You literally made my entire day and I had a really tough day … god bless you … you the best
"Ger a second wife...convert to islam" had me dying lmaooo
I was always against the whole marry into your culture thing that certain conservative indians and chinese people adhere to, but it is interesting seeing someone in my generation argue for it.
There's some argue for both sides but honestly it's not a bad idea when you think about it. Coming from two entirely different cultures is really hard to merge when you're talking marriage because its not just you and your spouse its both of your entire families. Its obviously going to be easier for 2 Indian families to understand each other than 2 families with entirely different cultures and worldviews. Our generation has been too pushed to the idea of diversity just for the sake of diversity when really that makes things a lot more complicated and easier for conflicts to occur.
@@haghendowdy4750 Well said my friend that was beautiful. I was wrapping my head around that. I was one of the people that argued for diversity because of how I was treated in my childhood for being brown, but now it fuels a reason to preserving the culture
Well eventually after many many hundred years eventually there won't be many pure blood people they would be very mixed ig
That was the best 4:48 mins of my day❤️ thanks for making me laugh dude.. it's been a struggle!!
Thank you! 🙏🏾🙏🏾
@@akaashsinghcomedy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
you went too hard on the first guy brother. it wasn t that funny either my man - reflect a little - you was once this dude man.@@akaashsinghcomedy
Akaash! Where have you been all our lives!? You are the man! Great to see another successful Indian who is not a Doctor like me, a lawyer or engineer like our Indian parents always want us to be… 🤣 It was hilarious when you started talking about the Spanish looking Indian guy in the audience. Everybody thinks I am Puerto Rican or Latino too… haha…
I mean , what’s not to love about Akash !!! He’s freaking awesome EVERYTIME ♥️♥️♥️🤗🤗🤗 I just died when he started the “ I’m sure she’s great …” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂 hilarious! I watch your videos while I have my breakfast so I can start every day in a good mood. Thanks for making my day brighter 💓😊.
The Indians turning up to give Aakash content
Akaash is fucking hilarious! Yo Netflix get him a show
Netflix is just too leftist to have him.
Production value going to the moon. Great bit 🤘
Favorite clip so far man hilarious
I been waitin so long dawg 😂 WE NEED MORE
👏👏👏 damn akashh getting better and better
Him: Are you Shikh?
Audience: "Sick" HA HA HA HA.......
Me: Bruh 🙄🙄
Godddd! This was hilarious! Hilarious! Too good! We need the full set! Period!
That's normal indian genes
He don't even have jeans 🤣
you and andrew are quickly becoming my top comedians to watch. great stuff
unfortunately people have no self worth anymore and will dress like sh*t anywhere they go. smh. glad this guy called him out
I might be crazy, but the punjabi guy looks cool.
I was thinking the same thing😂 He's an artist, dancer and choreographer. Nothing wrong there imo 😂😂😂❤
Akash you're my favorite stand up comedian right now bro. 🎉🎉
As a Muslim...that convert to Islam shit had me rolling
Damn you killing them this year! Shit just flows🔥
Akaash: me, a normal Indian gene...
Me: 🤣 Listen to person who has a pair of light-coloured eyes.
I feel like they'd all look dashing in a suit. All of them are decent looking men, but a hoodie and bandana just aren't cutting it. xD
He's the Indian Kevin hart. You're hearing it from me first😂
Excellent work Akash!
You’re a freaking legend man! I’m upset I haven’t watched your standup sooner but holy shit I’m dying 😂 keep it up man you’re killing it!
His crowd work is top tier! Great energy, quick wit!
When she said a month I thought, damn he fell of sooo hard 😂😂😂
Dayum Akaash hilarious on flagrant 2 but never seen his standup. You obviously have to be top tier hanging with shultz but didn't know this dudes crowd work was awesome. Glad to see this
Yo this is so good. This guy makes my day better with the jokes. The flow and tranquility of his state is amazing
The jeans comment was so fire abd quick i had tears on my ears laughing...wow..brilliant..then convert to islam joke wad hilarious
I love that you can diss one dude and immediately compliment another dude WHILE ALSO being self-deprecating. The layers are just 🤌🏼
Watching your stand up game level up constantly is such a cool thing - big ups!
3:16 had me rolling
Akaash is on fire.
As a Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 I approve
Akaash Leveled up damnnnnnnn
Dude, you're outstanding!!!!!!
Hell yeah Akaash that was some good crowd work 👌🏻
"Yo marry an Indian girl man. we can't lose you burh. You're too valuable. You're too valuable son. We need those genes in the community! I'm tight about this yo. Ey, I'm sure she's great. Have a second wife, convert to Islam, figure it out. I don't know. We can't lose these genes. This is normal Indian genes (points to self), that's normal... (looks over at man with pajamas on) He doesn't even have Jeans on. That's how bad his genes are. We can't lose this guy."
CRYING!
omg that had me laughing to tears lol
That's soo funny "I thought he was puertorican, he is indian" lol
Dude you're hilarious. Just came across you today from tiktok. Im a fan!
That's whats up! Thank you Dawg!
Nothing to worry about. His kids will still look Indian.
Great video as always!