Akaash Singh Perfectly Predicts Punjabi's Profession

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 277

  • @vutran3758
    @vutran3758 5 месяцев назад +1065

    “If you’re a victim of logistics… blink three times” 😂

  • @Cirus122
    @Cirus122 5 месяцев назад +2325

    Every time I see this guy I just remember him saying " You Gujarati mf" to a guy that was in the family-owned hotel biz. He called him a slumlord 😂😂

    • @markdenio4537
      @markdenio4537 5 месяцев назад +79

      My introduction was the short where Akaash was matchmaking and a white guy asked "What kind of brown?".

    • @xhkmt2314
      @xhkmt2314 5 месяцев назад +6

      Gujju gujju 😂😂

    • @xhkmt2314
      @xhkmt2314 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@markdenio4537Pakistani and a South Indian?

    • @markdenio4537
      @markdenio4537 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@xhkmt2314 You have a good memory.

    • @udraj914
      @udraj914 5 месяцев назад +6

      and he correctly guessed the exact chain of Motels :D

  • @RustyDustyCrusty
    @RustyDustyCrusty 5 месяцев назад +1450

    Racial Profiling Masterclass Episode #387

  • @aravinthnagarajan9167
    @aravinthnagarajan9167 5 месяцев назад +813

    Bro begins his set with a homerun

    • @bobsaul4568
      @bobsaul4568 5 месяцев назад +2

      And it went downhill from there..

    • @damien5760
      @damien5760 4 месяца назад

      @@bobsaul4568nah

  • @Zhooph9
    @Zhooph9 5 месяцев назад +1468

    Akaash is the best racist

    • @PapaLobo94
      @PapaLobo94 5 месяцев назад +38

      And he proudly gets away with it, too 😂

    • @PotatoGunCamper
      @PotatoGunCamper 5 месяцев назад +7

      My fav one

    • @TheNightOwlKS
      @TheNightOwlKS 5 месяцев назад +12

      The superior racist

    • @PapaLobo94
      @PapaLobo94 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheNightOwlKS It’s not racism if it’s true

    • @ranjitbhambhra5165
      @ranjitbhambhra5165 17 дней назад

      She should be his mother got roasted by a sula

  • @WhiskeyActualTV
    @WhiskeyActualTV 5 месяцев назад +410

    As soon as he said Gill even I knew it was gonna be a convenience store 😂

  • @endrsgm
    @endrsgm 5 месяцев назад +142

    akaash is rapidly become one of my top favorite comics and the only one ive seriously considered buying show tickets to see live. hes really great at crowd work.

  • @anonymouslyopinionated656
    @anonymouslyopinionated656 5 месяцев назад +480

    A punjabi in ligistics is just trucking. surprised he didn't latch onto that

    • @Sudeep.Manerkar
      @Sudeep.Manerkar 5 месяцев назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @pyrojunkyz510
      @pyrojunkyz510 4 месяца назад +11

      On god I thought he was gonna say trucking

    • @shernellconcessio3184
      @shernellconcessio3184 4 месяца назад +2

      Nice

    • @keegs5632
      @keegs5632 4 месяца назад +16

      100% Buddy was just trying to make trucking sound fancier than it is haha

    • @daowonimdee
      @daowonimdee 4 месяца назад +2

      I caught that immediately and said it out loud. 😂😅

  • @kshitijpandey6514
    @kshitijpandey6514 5 месяцев назад +420

    Aakash is so good with racism
    Even Indian aunties would be proud 😂😂😂
    Probably his mom and his aunts converstaions are rubbing off on him😂😂

    • @souvikbera3067
      @souvikbera3067 5 месяцев назад +4

      Stop yapping, learn what racism is first

    • @rskolkata
      @rskolkata 5 месяцев назад +6

      I know it's said in humour no problem, but what he is good at is stereotyping.

    • @kshitijpandey6514
      @kshitijpandey6514 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@souvikbera3067 fo cry somewhere else man not at comedy shows

    • @souvikbera3067
      @souvikbera3067 5 месяцев назад

      @@kshitijpandey6514 You are the one crying. Literally all the Indians except northeast are from same race, what's the racism here

    • @adrianbelko7683
      @adrianbelko7683 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@souvikbera3067 not true, South Indians are a totally different race, North Indians are different race, even between North and South there are gradients of intermixture, Central Indians are closely related to North Indians but still they are different

  • @margrieve5088
    @margrieve5088 5 месяцев назад +135

    She thought she was getting "logisticed".

  • @rishabhthareja
    @rishabhthareja 5 месяцев назад +68

    His crowd work is almost like Delhi aunties sitting in their balconies and judging anybody and everybody on the basis of their lookss😂😂😂

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 5 месяцев назад +71

    This was great. Need more of these

  • @kerohowgee
    @kerohowgee 5 месяцев назад +86

    fortune teller doing comedy as a side hustle😂

  • @BoSSLeVeLs
    @BoSSLeVeLs 5 месяцев назад +87

    Lady in front was funny without trying lol
    when she said i thought i was getting trafficked
    that killed me lol

  • @Black_Lotus1337
    @Black_Lotus1337 5 месяцев назад +325

    Those longer videos are really nice, looks like Akaash doesn't trust our attention span and thinks we nod off when the video is too long or why are there mostly only short videos out there?

    • @baklavababa
      @baklavababa 5 месяцев назад +9

      keep supporting so we can get some more

    • @Black_Lotus1337
      @Black_Lotus1337 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@baklavababaIf he ever comes to Germany I will buy front row seats

    • @fxcheux
      @fxcheux 5 месяцев назад +13

      RUclips algorithm favors short content over long videos. It's the fastest way to grow a channel.

    • @YTmoney88
      @YTmoney88 5 месяцев назад +5

      Because if you take 1 8 minute video and cut it up into 1 minute reels you get 8 videos.

    • @JezzaN1
      @JezzaN1 5 месяцев назад +4

      I’d kill for more of these. Akaash is fucking hilarious man.

  • @gaia8840
    @gaia8840 5 месяцев назад +69

    I mean...Psychologist do be doing the same thing a gay hairstylist does ( Listening and giving advice ) without the hair cutting part...Can we blame the sri lakan reflexion ?

  • @SKAOG21
    @SKAOG21 5 месяцев назад +20

    The black guy at the start was impressed with Akaash's guessing skills

  • @brianvernon249
    @brianvernon249 5 месяцев назад +106

    Some stand up comics aren’t comics, it are instead philosophers : like George Carlin. Akaash is not a stand up comic, he is a mentalist. The smartest person in the room and can sum them up in a few seconds. If he wasn’t funny, he’d be helping in jury selections.
    I love this guy & I subscribed today.

    • @tomevers6670
      @tomevers6670 Месяц назад +1

      How he analyzes people isn’t special. A lot of people can do it.
      Poker players and high level business people need this skill,
      If you don’t have it. You won’t be successful.

  • @cadillacblack6488
    @cadillacblack6488 4 месяца назад +9

    Aakash is the real deal. A master of crowd work, a skill that separates good from great.
    You can follow him across the country and not see the same material regurgitated over and over. He probably only has a few hours of material, because he's so gifted at seeing the humor in any and everything.

  • @kathleenp3135
    @kathleenp3135 5 месяцев назад +76

    This guy!!! Nails it every time. 😂

  • @Hunterhopefool
    @Hunterhopefool 5 месяцев назад +11

    Your crowd work is top notch sir. Thank you for all the laughs.

  • @theascendunt9960
    @theascendunt9960 5 месяцев назад +15

    Eyy a Sri Lankan in the crowd finally! And he redeemed himself in the end 😅

  • @ChidiyaSethi
    @ChidiyaSethi 5 месяцев назад +69

    I think We've figured out that Aakash's daughter simply can't bring home her boyfriend to meet her father EVERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nishanthpunjaala2753
    @nishanthpunjaala2753 5 месяцев назад +12

    This is only comedian that always makes me laugh! I need to cop my tickets lol

  • @devangsomani6651
    @devangsomani6651 4 месяца назад +24

    Man that Sri Lankan couple would never come back to the show again 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cecil3602
    @cecil3602 4 месяца назад +5

    The know the woman in the light blue hijab she used to be a social worker . She wasn’t my social worker but I always see her and become pretty good friends , last time I was her was like 2 months ago at a random store . She is sweet and nice im happy to see her at his comedy show 🙏🏻

  • @tommyb3306
    @tommyb3306 4 месяца назад +4

    Comedy and a good sense of humor is NOT DEAD! THIS GUYS IS GREAT

  • @ktnina1
    @ktnina1 5 месяцев назад +3

    Love these longer clips

  • @kimifydesigns
    @kimifydesigns 5 месяцев назад +7

    the transition at the end is hilarious LMAO fist bumps

  • @anonamus604
    @anonamus604 5 месяцев назад +108

    It's 2024...investment banker means i waste my girls money on crypto...

    • @ishwantsingh955
      @ishwantsingh955 5 месяцев назад +4

      No it doesn’t

    • @anonamus604
      @anonamus604 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@ishwantsingh955 Spoken like a man that has lost money in crypto and has no sense of humor.

    • @ykx777
      @ykx777 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@anonamus604 bros trying so hard to make a mid joke land. "no sense of humor" lmao

    • @T2uyu
      @T2uyu 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@anonamus604 and you spoken like a triggered akaash millennial fanboy lol

    • @rudeus6621
      @rudeus6621 5 месяцев назад +2

      Who hurt you lil bro

  • @ajaygohil2175
    @ajaygohil2175 5 месяцев назад +9

    Another episode of "let's fucking go/ i told you MF" that was so good man 🔥🔥🔥

  • @sonalimishra6248
    @sonalimishra6248 5 месяцев назад +8

    😂😂😂 finally found a good competitor of my "MASI"🤣🤣

  • @SpaceGhost-
    @SpaceGhost- 5 месяцев назад +10

    Building trades...that why he said "the trades" when asked what he does. He is in fact a tradesmen.

  • @aloneboys1021
    @aloneboys1021 5 месяцев назад +3

    Aakash singh has understood all diversity of India deeply 😅😅

  • @alfiedotwtf
    @alfiedotwtf 4 месяца назад +3

    That ending. Yeah... that guy killed it. Congrats to the lady!

  • @yatokami2449
    @yatokami2449 5 месяцев назад +12

    LFG! Mr. PHD in Racism always popping off

  • @random906
    @random906 5 месяцев назад +4

    the content you make is gold!!!!!!

  • @bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477
    @bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477 5 месяцев назад +3

    The last couple. Nobody could have seen that coming XD

  • @aatmaja3
    @aatmaja3 5 месяцев назад +13

    Akash you should wear more tshirts with bollywood phrases 🎉

  • @Simonjthomas
    @Simonjthomas 5 месяцев назад +5

    Actually crying. Gotta see this guy live. 🤣

  • @blackmetalmania1
    @blackmetalmania1 5 месяцев назад +4

    Love his crowd work

  • @RaSheedapower
    @RaSheedapower 4 месяца назад +3

    The more I learn about other cultures the more I realize that there's a lot similarities

  • @anmolsapra8558
    @anmolsapra8558 5 месяцев назад +5

    This show looks very Canadian to me? Was this shot in Toronto?

  • @雪怪-w6g
    @雪怪-w6g 4 месяца назад +2

    Going to watch Titanic during the ocean-gate time is wild 💀💀💀

  • @Sic_Semper_Tyrannis_
    @Sic_Semper_Tyrannis_ 3 месяца назад

    He is absolutely my new favorite comic. Love the crowd work.

  • @austinsolomon8316
    @austinsolomon8316 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ur a legend bruvv, I'll see u next time ur n st louis

  • @SquinchyMoopins
    @SquinchyMoopins 4 месяца назад +1

    lol bro said like Minecraft 😂

  • @ghostprotocol2947
    @ghostprotocol2947 5 месяцев назад +2

    The ending was masterful

  • @mercedesbenz3751
    @mercedesbenz3751 Месяц назад +1

    01:35
    People only make fun of caste system, but they forget it helps us in judging people and their profession as well🤣
    Though in this case it was not about caste, but community. But caste also works the same way.
    People Brahmins with Sharma, Pandey, Mishra are most likely to be Pundits

  • @RandomKandik
    @RandomKandik 5 месяцев назад +5

    Unity in diversity

  • @LegendCampbell
    @LegendCampbell 4 месяца назад +1

    Akaash drop more fkin long videos like this man!

  • @jenni8982
    @jenni8982 4 месяца назад +3

    Akaash talks shit about everybody but he LOVES people being married.

  • @ynedd
    @ynedd 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro PLEASE come to California! So many Indians live in the Bay Area, you'll have massive crowds dude!

  • @chrischristel6680
    @chrischristel6680 4 месяца назад +1

    Didn't think anyone could match Matt Rife with crowd work, but this guy comes close.

    • @1972TJJ
      @1972TJJ 4 месяца назад +1

      I love this guy, no doubt about it. However, he is no Matt Riffe. Matt always has a punchline even during his crowd work. They both have a different style of comedy and that's what it's about.

  • @ChristineHensel
    @ChristineHensel Месяц назад

    Comic Genius! The way he can make anything the audience says funny literally makes him an elite comedian.

  • @sehnoorsingh1149
    @sehnoorsingh1149 5 месяцев назад +2

    I am a Punjabi and I approve this😂😂

  • @GoruSangwan-b4f
    @GoruSangwan-b4f 5 месяцев назад +3

    bro upload more videos.
    can't come to your shows.
    love from india.

  • @fortheloveofdog5622
    @fortheloveofdog5622 3 месяца назад

    I watched this video multiple times....the crowd was amazing!

  • @mosesbenjudahisrael8687
    @mosesbenjudahisrael8687 4 месяца назад

    This is the best and realest insite into the culture and its hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandeepkushari3875
    @sandeepkushari3875 23 дня назад

    I was offended in beginning, then I realize I’m Indian 😂😂😂

  • @Padfoot1985
    @Padfoot1985 4 месяца назад

    For those missing the first joke. About the kid who was in college. 0:19 is the timestamp.
    Freedonia is a bit from the Marx Brothers. This was one kid showing him that he too, understands comedy. Sunni Freedonia as his college school.

  • @vinny1010
    @vinny1010 5 месяцев назад +1

    Akaash was on point!

  • @Matt-ng9xv
    @Matt-ng9xv Месяц назад +1

    I think he’s a Djinn. No mortal has such accuracy

  • @jerrygamez5723
    @jerrygamez5723 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the video

  • @averagestudent1158
    @averagestudent1158 5 месяцев назад +3

    God of stereotypes 😂

  • @sharongammell4111
    @sharongammell4111 5 месяцев назад

    Love this guy! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @ILoveYTShort
    @ILoveYTShort 5 месяцев назад +2

    That guy went to my school 😂😂😂 3:31

  • @studywithsyncria
    @studywithsyncria 5 дней назад

    wait can you please come to singapore I NEED TO SEE YOU LIVE

  • @icemagma1956
    @icemagma1956 5 месяцев назад +3

    make a second channel. We need more content !!!!!!

  • @Jamie_black
    @Jamie_black 4 месяца назад

    This man is the root of everything. He's awesome great humor...

  • @poonamsaijari
    @poonamsaijari Месяц назад

    He literally said "that's not funny" and then he was pissed the whole time.

  • @GillianKimmet
    @GillianKimmet 4 месяца назад

    Every clip I see, you get funnier and funnier. Next to the great Billy Connelly, you are fast becoming one of my favourite comedians. Please come over to Scotland and do a gig! I’d be first in line for a ticket

  • @sumagowda3425
    @sumagowda3425 20 дней назад

    The hotel proposal just threw out everything that Aakaash was predicting and u can see that he was just shocked and felt bad at making fun of the dude.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 месяцев назад +2

    At least he knows what the U.S. Civil War was about.

  • @VinthiyaBalachandran
    @VinthiyaBalachandran 3 месяца назад

    Akash should become a psychologist wgen he retiers frim comedy coz he's always spot on.

  • @lionessstarseed6812
    @lionessstarseed6812 3 месяца назад +1

    Non-Punjabi girl dating a Punjabi guy whose family owns a convenience store 😂 Akaash is officially the Final Boss of racial profiling.

  • @Wvavy
    @Wvavy 2 месяца назад +1

    Lmfao you were cooking, cause you know, logistics 😂

  • @ALVINIUM1
    @ALVINIUM1 4 месяца назад +1

    If I've learned anythiung from Akaash, it's that guessing professions is a bar trick that one can hone. lol

  • @JaceTez
    @JaceTez 2 месяца назад

    I love this man!!!!!! Come back to LA brutha!

  •  5 месяцев назад

    If he is coming to Germany, I’d definitely buy tickets for his show.

  • @kumichooyabun9339
    @kumichooyabun9339 4 месяца назад

    My guy clutch it in the end 🫶

  • @dontwannabefound
    @dontwannabefound 5 месяцев назад +1

    I wanna see him dissect kannada from Tamil from telugu from Malayali stereotypes and then I’ll give this guy the Indian stereotype seal of approval, otherwise dude we all know about north but let’s see you do north and south homie LFG

    • @aniketrudraksha
      @aniketrudraksha 5 месяцев назад +2

      he did, in one of these shows there was a guy who said he was a pastor and then Akash said “oh so ur a fucking mallu, what J starting name do you have”
      turned out the guy was in fact mallu and both his first and last name started with a J😂😂

  • @kaplan304
    @kaplan304 Месяц назад

    AKAASHHHHHHH COME TO PITTSBURGH PA!!!!!

  • @staywinningteam2138
    @staywinningteam2138 Месяц назад

    Come to the uk please

  • @maryannedonald8974
    @maryannedonald8974 5 месяцев назад

    Akaash, you are a genius!

  • @vijaykumarwali7509
    @vijaykumarwali7509 5 месяцев назад

    Dude knows more about India than we do

  • @Thr3ali
    @Thr3ali 5 месяцев назад

    He has that Chris rock laugh lol love the show brother.

  • @yoyoma2422
    @yoyoma2422 3 месяца назад

    Kills me everytime he says “fuck”

  • @harsh_s20
    @harsh_s20 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah I didn't know but apparently it is true...I have a friend last name Jaiswal and apparently all Jaiswals own atleast one liquor store. Like they'll have other businesses but they'll definitely own atleast one liquor store.

  • @MaceWinduMF
    @MaceWinduMF 5 месяцев назад

    Holy shit dude you are killing it

  • @-RONNIE
    @-RONNIE 5 месяцев назад

    Thank you for the funny video 🤣 I'll tell you you are really good at guessing people's jobs & cultures or ethnicities from just hearing their last name.

  • @charlesowusukorkor3823
    @charlesowusukorkor3823 5 месяцев назад

    Akaash reale Knows his people Goddamn

  • @corlux4141
    @corlux4141 5 месяцев назад +2

    I just luv u vire 🫶🏻🫡

  • @stevenmueller3880
    @stevenmueller3880 2 месяца назад +2

    I love logistics

  • @crownhouses2296
    @crownhouses2296 4 месяца назад

    Come to ATL

  • @simransidhu3444
    @simransidhu3444 2 месяца назад

    He tries to talk like Chris Rock, but he’s more like an Indian Steve Buscemi.

  • @jesusm.pereztriana9319
    @jesusm.pereztriana9319 11 дней назад

    It's not racism. It's patttern recognition.

  • @kyubtauji7
    @kyubtauji7 5 месяцев назад +23

    I am hard for Akaash !

  • @ChipNov1998
    @ChipNov1998 2 месяца назад

    Aakash is a genius

  • @Naktya7
    @Naktya7 Месяц назад

    I'm from Montreal so it's really strange that someone came here for the European style